"He's bashing me into shit!"

>He's his penis into coom

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>Even though it's just a mutation

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>Spawn as charger.
>Always charge into survivors and instakill them from great falls like rooftops and bridges.
>mfw it's fun and hilarious.

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>Even though it's just a mutation
Heh

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Left 4 Dead 3 will be an asymmetrical multiplayer game to finally kill DBD

Okay I admit I ran into that. But still, it's annoying.

Who would win in a fight, FEV or Green Flu?

Green Flu literally revokes sentience, so FEV

DYK? He was called Meat Beater in the beta.

Left For Dead 2 was the last fucking good multiplat multi-player. It was so fucking good.
Also inb4 put it on switch

why do wojack edits piss you off Yea Forums?

tfw no Hunter bf

This game would be great on the Switch

Same reason new games piss me off. Nothing is original anymore. They take a concept that was ok years ago and they make sequels out of it until it's a bloody pulp of what it once was.

>Okay I admit I ran into that. But still, it's annoying.
No no, it ran into YOU.

someone post the cooming vocaroo

They're less than blankposting and they never represent anything creative or funny. It's just a face. It's the same as communicating in nothing but emoticons on any Instant Messenger.

blessed posts
kys niggers

Do you guys think that the fact that the zombies have no risk of turning the existing survivors improve or diminish the spook factor of the setting?

On one end they are encouraged to band together more because everyone is already a carrier. On the other, they are encouraged to band together because there's no need to sleep with one eye open around a bitten immune.

s-stop shedding light on my degenerate lifestyle! It's normal to masturbate 10 times a day and never go outside! y-you're just a tranny who hates porn!

>inb4 put it on switch
I don't own a Switch but I would be 100% happy with Valve porting L4D2, TF2 or any of their games to Switch, even without crossplay, just because it means they acknowledge the existence of those games. Maybe they'll get popular on the system and then they develop actual updates for any of those games.

There has been and never should be a spook factor to Left 4 Dead, it's not that kind of game. It's a meaty gonzo mob shooter, not a Silent Hill.

Being immune makes you no less immune to being mauled. The comfort concerning immunity is basically like if you were being dragged away by a bear who's about to feed you to it's family and your thought process was "at least I won't get rabies."

I don't get it, me dymb hep

I'd ask if it wouldn't be a bitch to port those to the Tegra chip but then I remembered there is already a HL2 port in the Nvidia Shield which was also a Tegra chip if I recall

To me the best part about zombie apocalypse settings is the human condition. The fear that one of your own is concealing a bite and could turn at any moment and start a chain that would bring your enclave to ruin.

For me its Dead Air

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Heed my word anons, this meme is no joke. I used beat my meat 7+ times a day since I was 13, and now I have erectile dysfunction at 22. My dad doesn’t fucking have it yet at 67. I might of ruined my dick but you guys still have a chance, moderate your habits.

it's like replying to a paragraph about someone's day with "oof"
if you had any confidence in your ability to communicate you'd find or make something of substance, but instead you're posting some facsimile of a sad guy's face and hoping the person you're talking to on the other end of the screen does all the reacting for you

To me they just represent a creative bankruptcy that has plagued this website for quite awhile now. this place used to make some good OC but for years now it's just been pepe and wojack

You guys gonna play some left for dead with your bros come Halloween?

At least this one's actually vidya related

Even after all these years I still go "wow" every time that fucking plane crashes on Map5

the first campaign from 2 for me
its always hilarious charging people off the building near the elevator, especially when they skip floors

Honestly erectile dysfunction is probably the only thing that'll ever cure my porn addiction. I don't really have anything to worry about because I don't care about 3D and half of me wants to stop masturbating anyway.

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my bros have all gone user
the glory days of gaming with friends is over
now we are alone

*on Dead Air

where is l4d3?

It and the frog meme are just repetitive and have too many shitty variations

>it's like replying to a paragraph about someone's day with "oof"
A more apt comparison is cope/seethe/yikes/dilate/have sex.
You're overall on the money though, wojaks are just way to discourage discussion. They also encourage empty threads where the entire point is just that the OP wanted to post a wojak, which kills other threads.
If people want to draw faces in MS Paint, draw NEW faces. Wojak is as stale if not more stale than rage comics.

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game is still surprisingly alive, been playing with a friend recently and its pretty easy to find games late at night

I always enjoyed Dark Carnival the most.

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Honestly the survivors being carriers makes their chances bleak in a completely different way. They will never be able to rejoin civilization. That one bridge finale makes that perfectly clear, plus that time they got on a helicopter and their presence turned the pilot.
If non-carrier civilization somehow survives and wipes out the zombies, their next target will be the carriers, since they can create the problem all over again.
Also, thank you for discussing L4D in the thread.

>L4D elitists with thousands of hours still fall for the most obvious of charger spots

Too long

Friendships between males aren't as fragile. I'm sure you can boot up skype and check on your old list. Some of them will be down to game with you for sure.

>spawn as charger
>charge into survivors
>get votekicked because I didn't charge at a different time

>did this last year
>whoever didn't turn into an alt right incel became a tranny rights activist
>only one guy was cool and he ended up being a furfag
what a world when a furfag is more tolerable than most people

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>kill 3 people in a single charge
>"REEE YOU DIDNT CHARGE AT THE META SPOT THAT EVERYONE ELSE CHARGES AT"
>know what spot they're talking about and it usually only kills one person because everyone expects it
>votekick passed
l4d autism is next level

I know that feel. I checked some of my friends after almost a decade and he admitted to being into crossdressing after all these years. I guess always playing as the cutest possible girl whenever we played MMOs made sense.

they have jobs, girlfriends, etc
last time I played with an old friend, his GF was sat next to him on the couch supervising everything

Sounds like you're just assuming.

when you constantly shift discussion towards trans rights or white supremacy it's no longer an assumption m8, but I can understand why you people would like to pretend you have a life outside of politics

This made me read KS and I left thoroughly disappointed

Getting that gnome to the end was one of the most stressfull, yet, rewarding things I've done on a videogame.

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WATCH OUT, COOMER
THROWING A BOTTLE OF LUBE

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Nick > Louis > Bill > Coach > Rochelle > Zoey > Ellis > Francis

You're really not helping your case by assuming I'm a trannie or alt right.

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I feel like you're making shit up and it's all in your head. What exactly do they say that's so horrible. Give examples, please.

youtu.be/xw-jSymE76o

What do you want to see in Left 4 Dead 3?

Nick > Bill > Ellis > Zoey > Coach > Louis > Francis > Rochelle

>Rochelle not dead last
Fuck you

Based

>dude fuck niggers and fuck women XD
grow up

They don't. I'm actually enjoying the fact that basedjak puts trannies into a seething fit

idiot

>Back 4 Blood is doing 2 women 2 men
>one of the dudes is a knock off version of Bill

I just hope its good after Turtle Rock fucked up with Evolve.

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At least the orginal survivors get to chill on an island but we still don't know what happened to the l4d2 ones.

Louis, Coach and Zoey are all alright though.

>the orginal survivors get to chill on an island
Not Bill

Coom here!

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Better grab everything I can.

I'm going with the dead by daylight retcon and you can't stop me.

where did you get that picture of me

The retcon where he still doesn't get to chill on an island?

>bill can't rest in peace, instead he's in hell fighting random serial killers forever

I don't know why but this makes me incredibly angry.

At least he's still alive.

Turtle Rock is making a spiritual successor. Though Turtle Rock has been shit for a long while so who knows how it will turn out.

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>this meme is from the future, you don't get the reference yet

The fact that these threads always reach ~100 replies so fast is the perfect measure on how it gets people riled up. Insecurity to the max.

imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

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fuuuuuuuuuuck coooomer is real!

you assuming cunt, coach is my no. 2, she's just not funny
Kill yourself

*punishes you for leaving your comrades behind*

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>just googled it
oh fucking boy I hope it's good

>server lets hunters deal damage based on how high they are when they pounce on you
>there are few spots in the game that a pounce can deal 300 damage and instantly kill a survivor
>that feeling when you land a 300 damage pounce on some new player and they rage quit

Those 8v8/12v12 servers with a million perks were my fucking jam, that's the only way to play Versus

>shoot coach
>I swear to god you can't do SHIT.

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youtube.com/watch?v=PtIx0dRoM9g
>10 years old now
Fuck

>shoot nick
>OH COME OONNNNN

i wanna fuck that hunter

punk ass island bitch

That hunter's gonna fuck you.

i thought he said "I swear to god you can't shoot worth shit"

>charger masturbation jokes in 2019
>this time with more wojak
jesus christ

I regularly masturbate for hours at a time and I still think this maymay is funny. Stop taking everything personell lads.

Oof

twitter.com/TurtleRock/status/1151575387949826049

Dunno about their taste in food though.

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>that one spot in dead center where you can charge out of a window for a guaranteed kill (or more, if you knock people out)
Charger was honestly the most fun infected

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>mfw someone's talking about how his grandma died last night and my shit retard friend just replies with "oof"
I could feel my blood starting to boil

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L4D is my prime example of a game that gets less fun the better you are at it.

The only thing better than playing L4D as a team of 4 retards who have no idea what they're doing was being 4 retards up against another 4 retards in versus mode. You just don't get that anymore though. The only people who still play L4D are the no fun allowed turbo autists and spics.

>Coomer bile here

It's been a long time.
>Shootin' me?? That's some crazy shit.

Charger was fun when it worked. Fucking always got stopped by level geometry and missed survivors constantly.

>get charger during that part
>can't fucking spawn because the survivors can see one pixel of myself miles away
>have to spawn far from survivors and try to make it to the spot
>fuck it up anyway and get kicked

VS was fun but was it nerve racking

Doesn't it seem like the chargers 'lift you a few inches off the ground and then slamming back down would be the least likely thing to kill you compared to things like the Hunter clawing your guts out, the smoker strangling and scratching at you and the Spitter's acid etc?

>when you pounce on a survivor while he's standing on a pile of infected goo

>leap/charge a survivor
>see my model stop mid animation as if it hit
>skip right through them a few ms later
shit's more infuriating than dying in a sniper duel in TF2 and seeing that your headshot left a blood decal on them but didn't register

Which is why the hunter kills much, much faster than the charger, as does the spitter. Smoker is apparently just bad at strangling though, really ineffective.

Hunter is bf material

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>playing on babby modes instead of the INTENDED True Way To Play(tm) aka Expert difficulty

The Charger seems like it would actually be really fucking painful, and possibly break ribs at the very least.
The one I never understood is the fucking Jockey. All he does is piggyback on you. Doesn't seem that dangerous at all, and not all that painful.

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>two seconds later
>FRICKING TONGUE??

If you pay attention and listen to the sounds, he's scratching your face. He does the least amount of damage and is only capable of killing you if there's a buncha common infected or a witch around, at least in Versus.

The jockey is scratching your face and fucking with your neck at least, he's still hitting some important vitals. But without commons or acid he really doesn't do much damage

He claws on your face. But you should at least be able to resist.

youtube.com/watch?v=eT3BFzSD6YY&t=97s

coomers anthem

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my advertisers, nooooo!

>tfw you charge someone indoors and the charger does the animation where it slams the survivor into the ceiling instead

coolest shit in the game

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>he gets votekicked before you can finish killing you
>you get votekicked for getting pounced

God you're so retarded, the special zombies in L4D are mutations.

>those bacteira music cues
Sound design in valve games is top tier

Now that the dust has settled can we all agree that jockeys filled no offensive niche whatsoever and were completely useless?

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They are fine when you are not playing with hyper autistic speedrunning spics.
They can pull you into witches, off ledges, into hordes, around corners in tight indoor spaces causing other survivors to blindly rush back to try and save the survivor

>charged into a wall and the charger does the "bash their head against the wall" animation instead

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Boomer vomit on all 4. Sometimes hardly any zombies come rushing.

Hmm.

-Riverside? I guess we landed in Canada?
-Canada? Francis, we're in Pennsylvania
-OH MY GOD, I hate Canada so much.

>Jump right in front of a survivor and vomit on them
>no purple outline
>make a circle covering their model while still vomitting
>no purple outline
>die and get boomer again later
>vomit hits all the targets and even ones who are decently far away
how the fuck does boomer vomit work

Shut the fuck up BOOMER

I care deeply about gookmoots revenue stream

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>play l4d with friends
>I announce everything I see and hear
>get ambushed by hunter/jockey/charger
>still get down to half health before my friends help me
I FUCKING TOLD YOU THEY WERE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!
Stay fucking alert, goddamn.

>play l4d with randoms
>get ambushed by hunter/jockey/charger
>they keep running without even hesitating
>votekick me

Haven't you watched a single zombie movie? It's every man for himself as soon as zombies show up, and by god there's a zombie puking right outside the saferoom.

Puke shoots out in a really dumb arc that makes no goddamn sense whatsoever. If you actually want to learn how it works there's some console commands you can use to make the "hitbox" for it visible and persistent so you can just make a server, turn yourself into a boomer and then puke so you can study the arc.

Once you know how it works it becomes really obvious why you can barf on someone's face and not even hit them, and if you master how it works you can do boomer trick shots and hit people from around corners and from behind walls and shit. It's really cool.

>playing with friends
>one always rushes no matter what but he usually ends up being the last one to die no matter how much they focus him
>the rest are retards who bile the tank and wonder why we die after we have to fight a tank, 3 specials and a horde

The only thing worse than that is playing with a single friend who is doing poorly and then everyone fucking votes to kick him. Especially when I made the fucking room.

Hope Vermintide 2 VS and Back for Blood VS doesn't have that dumb shit.

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Based Director shitting all over boomers

Shouldn't you be able to stop that votekick? 2 v 2

Teams end up usually getting scrambled and then I get shafted. Forgot to mention that.

>Spitter acid shoots out in a really far arc, but has a max range where it'll just drop straight down after a certain distance
>decided it would be fun to git gud at spitter so I autistically practiced how to shoot acid in a server with console commands after finding out about the drop off
>ended up getting really good at judging when survivors were in range on the acid drop based on the size of their outlines, so I could basically be in a completely different area of the map where they couldn't even see or hear me, shoot my acid straight up and have it land on top of my targets really consistently

One of my favourite places to do this in was in the gauntlet part of the parish's 2nd level. I'd just stay under that overpass before the start of it and shoot acid over into the hallways anytime I saw the survivors stop for a few seconds. I got so many people that way.

>Popeye's that high
>in n out that high
Im a Sandy eggo native, they're overrated and easily have the worst fries in existence

Respect bro, I hated playing spitter so I just spawned straight ahead with my infected bros and ran in to get as many scratches as possible since it slows down survivors (deadly in spit + even bigger distraction)

Too bad that L4D is mostly forgotten now, in the good old days someone would have made a coomer charger mod in matter of days.

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HOO

Honestly I only play coop because I just want good feels all around without worrying about special infected players and their intricate sense of drama.

I can't stay hard enough to fuck my boyfriend and I'm mad about it

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>Lazy as fuck
Just open MSPaint, edit a preexisting pic of the meme and DONE you got a totally brand new meme character. Barely any better than Sonic OCs. Plus what creativity can you use while making an edit of an edit of a Paint image? Even the boomer meme allows more flexibility in that sense with stuff like Boomer Dante
>Often are about very specific shit instead of a general thing
For instance coomer is mainly about chronic masturbators while the general wojack/feels guy and the original edits were used to convey a lot of situations and feelings.
>Forced, very forced
Because the couple of autists that come up with this shit want it to go viral for whatever reason they start spamming replies and threads with that crap. The only infectious cancer that can equal or top new-wojacks spammers are Sneedposters

seed and feed

Fuck and suck my dick

>Why do you not like having shit smeared all over your newspaper while trying to read it
Gee I wonder

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I browse /bis/ and that pic is inaccurate
There is a severe lack of sergeys,fapbait and pepe-bears

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"The chainsaw! Shut it off!
"This stinking arm won't grow!"
"That's it!"
"I will kill you!"
"Oh no!"

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Imagine how painful the transformation into a charger must be. Seeing your left arm wither and atrophy as your right arm hardens and swells like a scabby balloon, all the while unable to call for help when your facial muscles begin to seize up and lock

>that jackposting on /ck/

And you can see in his right arm all these blood wounds caused by the stretching and tearing of his skin as his arm grew unnaturally large over time and hardened. That must hurt like a motherfucker.

EVERY LADY'S CRAZY WHEN HER DADDY'S NOT AROUND

It's really sad once you think about what those poor souls must have felt during their transformations. The Spitter, the Boomer and Jockey being some of the worst ones.

>playing vs with the amount of autists who kick more often than they shoot
>not playing survival with a group of bros in helms deep

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custom campaigns a best

>one always rushes no matter what but he usually ends up being the last one to die no matter how much they focus him
Hey, that's me.

absolutely agree. The only way to have fun is to play with equally retarded teammates/enemies.

FUCK OFF WHALEASPIE AND BONES STOP KILLING ME I LITERALLY FUCKING ENDED MY LIFE BECAUSE OF A 10 YEAR OLD SHIT ASS GAME FUCK YOU

I will do you one better.

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