No, seriously, what's the point of making a little girl robot?

>you can literally larp a loving father for an indefinite amount of time, then one day rape her relentlessly with 0 consequences both ouside the house and with your robo daughter's personality being unscathed by it unless you want it to be

Can you fuck it

It's a movie game and no. You only protecc her.

to avoid child abuse
beat up robot kid instead of your real kid

Robo T

...w-what?

Todd lost his daughter to a traumatic event. It is a cope method, you absolute NINNY.

Stop it. Get some help.

IT WAWS A TWIIIIIIIIST
AREN'T I CLEVER!?

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Its Robo N you igger

w-well

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The answer is obvious, plenty of people would love a false child. One they can care for like a pet without ever worrying about the real struggles of handling a flesh-child.

The REAL fucking question you should be asking is why the clearly financially crippled father would not only buy a robotic child AND a robotic maid AND frequently abuse and damage them when each robot costs about as much as a car.

Cleaning tight spaces

>the thought process of a /vtard
Also she was "born" in 2029 so only 10 more years homies

section 8 android stamps. He needs it to help with his documented mental illness. its okay he was cleared for it. Putting him in a home would cost the tax payer more.

In the zero punctuation review yahtzee points out how a robo child actually hurts the overall story and twists for the sake of twists are fucking stupid

From memory the robots were absurdly cheap

no shit sherlock

I would never beat my robo daughter, she on the other hand would have to beat me everynight.

this game was wild
you follow kara and the little girl all the way on their journey to asylum just for them both to drown at the last minute
the great liberator of robots is shot and killed as the last scene in the game just as he achieves his goals in the ultimate downer ending
the 'buddy cop' duo despise each other and never patch things up, one kills the other and then the other comes back (as he's a robot), causes his partner to kill himself and then goes apeshit killing fellow cops while hunting down robots

game was fucking based a thousand times over, i was very surprised

Cyberlife monitors people through the robots so you'll have the FBI scraping you on the asphalt before long.

Literally this She can sleep and even imitate getting sick if I remember correctly.

>the improvements in manufacturing and demand decreasing the cost of a simple android to just four figures

The whole thing was dumb. David Cage is a hack.

Imagine programming her to do a private pole dancing with striptease.

In the intro the special deal that one of the sellers offers someone is $8000. That may not be car priced but that's still a lot of money to just break and replace later, and even then that was a special deal so the standard price is probably higher.

How would one get past surveillance in that case?

>implying that isn't cheap as FUCK for a synthetic lifeform that can care for you and beat you off.

But it wasnt. As soon as you control the character you can find a magazine with that kid model being advertised

Mod it, something that should be wide spread but not a single person does except that one rapist who tries to mind wipe the main girl.

What's the point of making anything but little girl robots?

Blindfold

It's a modern day mystery

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I can think of a few cute and funny reasons.

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Adoption for people who creepily want to be a parent but don't trust themselves to do it right. That and for the dramatic twist.

heres is a good example

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But she's a child robot!

Now this is an actual question.

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That's why they would be banned in Australia

To put them in micro bikinis

But robots aren't alive goddammit!

Why would they arrest you for banging a robot? I could understand a little if it was self-aware

unless...

Yeah, that's fucking hot.

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>He doesn't know

Wouldn't that raise flags?

If I had to guess the game is a distopian take on where we're supposedly going as a society. People have become so disconnected from each other that they even buy robotic children rather than forming a relationship with someone and having them biologically. But as is the nature of such things, the robots aren't actually alive and don't grow, thus it's still a hollow relationship where you're simply living in a delusional dream.
But that's just an off-hand guess from the idea. It could just as easily be the tired old "Robots are people too!" or "What, exactly, makes us human?" themes too.

That's lewd

Probably some retarded reason like "it would encourage you to rape real children".
It's what they say about sex dolls nowadays.

They already are.

rehab, detention, some background checks to make sure you'll continue having due diligence with a robot and never actually act on a real human child

NO! THEN IT'S NOT A ROBOT!! IT'S A FUCKING ANDROID THEY'RE DIFFERENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

C

rippled people

Y

Why did he buy one only to destroy it for no reason at all and his other bot too
But at the same time hes supposed to be a poor drug addict are robots just that cheap?

B

Robots and little girls...

A daring synthesis

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Warranty

>androids are alive
Shut up, tubby

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>hurts the overall story
Like you needed some youtube faggot to tell you that a shitty slavery allegory was a retarded story.

modern age philosopher

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just like blowup dolls make you rape women and gta5 made me shoot up that kindergarten

Don't bite into this guys. He's going to make exceptionally autistic arguments against anything that isn't about pedoph-
>70+ posts
Oh...

Why? What crime is being committed? Humping a toaster that you dressed from Claire’s in the mall?

sauce?

The crime of making someone feel icky

So does that mean if I create 6 million jewish robots and exterminate them no crime is being committed?

The real question is is she FULLY MODELLED?

So what is Yea Forums's fascination with robots and little girls?

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Since Yea Forums can't get laid they prey on the weak and defenseless

I’m surprised there’s no fapfic where Kara blows that store worker for motel money and teaches Alice that that’s how women can get anything without money or work.

Got the Wal-Mart warranty obviously, covers everything except theft.

well that's what the game is about, genius

>defenseless

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I want to void her mouth's warranty

Correct. You just wasted time and money.

Learn English.

Robot lolis are the future

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Yeah, I wonder why...

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8k for a permanent maid, cook, and general errand runner is absurdly fucking cheap though. I'd save up for it if I had to

onahole
sweet sweet robo cuncun aka omata in japanese
now where's my sauna and marijuana

>lolis get headpatting bots before we get loli bots to give headpats too
gay

>I thought she was a human being, Officer! I swear!

They know most gamers are pedos.

I think that mechanic guy in the mansion planned on fucking Kara and making Alice into a maid or something.

legally adult women are considered more weak and defenseless than children

Should have been the other way round

I assume they meant in the sense that since the story is about tensions between robots and humans, Cara/Kara's storyline doesn't matter since the stupid French child being a robot conflicts with that.

It probably would’ve been eventually. The world knew they were robots. Hell they had Android sex clubs, it was probably don’t ask don’t tell and you could wipe the memory anyway.

post the shad version

wasn't she a companion of Todd and his wifes child?
It's shown in Alice's treasure box in the beginning that Todd and his wife were happy in a picture with a child much younger than Alice, while it's never stated I think something happened to the child which drove Todd and his wife apart and all they had left was the robot companion, or maybe the wife took their kid, either way Todd was right, Alice no longer served her purpose and was just getting in the way

t. normie faggot
Every ugly incel can get laid with an adult prostitute. Meanwhile little girls are for giga chads who can get away with such relationship or billionaire elites.

She is daughter robot. Of course she is fully modelled in all important places to be a good daddies girl.

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Exposed belly and vagina bones...

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I'd imagine that the robots they built for japan look like anime women instead of western people

>Kanna Android
Oh fuck yes. 2 please.

>vagina bones
Pelvis bones dude.

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IMAGINE

I don't want to be that guy, but you just have to wonder if she comes with all the sexual parts down there and if she simulates physical needs like peeing...

Even if the premise is retarded, if one can at least properly show what they're trying to say with the story it will be more respectable and coherent. The way they did it is just incompetent and ruins whatever parallels they were going for in the first place.
Why is his arm so short lul

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Imagine being the tailor for that
>Yeah I'll make a slutty sidecut dress in size 3, nothing wrong with that

I'd ask for a slutty child sized maid dress

>yeah I need a costume for midget porn
just don't be autistic and it's easy bro

O

Probably for the people who can't have children.

Just say that your gf is a midget, only a bigot would deny you.

Midgets have different proportions than children retard, they are much chubbier and look like squished adults, not limber little girls. A midget sized dress would be way to wide for a cute little girl

Is that how you get a daughterwife?

Well I mean the dress in question is literally split completely at the sides, unless you tell the tailor your midget hoe is five feet wide, the worst that will happen is the side ribbons will be a little long. Jesus dude.

yeah
if you have trillions of dollars to waste on robots just to exterminate them, go ahead

It's one of the ways.

Dwarfs are fucked up, midgets are proportional.

But what about the slutty maid outfit Besides, if you want to get really nice stuff tailored you have to come in personally for measurements. Imagine carrying your fuckrobot child doll to the tailor and having him measure the width of her hips for your custom lingerie sets

Victimless crime.

It would only cost like 5.5 billion dollars.

just give him the measure yourself, it can't be that hard.

>4 ft
>61lbs
IMAGINE

>But what about the slutty maid outfit
Fuck it, you got me there. Alright, you're just going to need an entire harem of loli robots, and teach some of them to sew. There.

Where did the CD folks get child sized latex dominatrix costumes?

What if I get off on knowing how he touched her hips and chest to make the sluttiest crotchless bodysuit imagineable?

Why are all the robots in this game so fucking ugly?
What kind of a robot-company makes ugly robots? Do you ever stop and think about, in a weird subversive way, it's kind of unethical to make ugly creations?

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Not allowed, sorry.

See

So they can be cute and funny.

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Rank David Cage games from best to worst.

Here is my list:
1. Omikron: The Nomad Soul
rest ist shit

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China sells a lot of lewd attire for kids.

wtf I love china now

...why

Like what?

Because there is a demand.

You’re all going to hell.

How do you feel about this?

I'm going to loli heaven, and you are going to normie hell for denying my loli religion.

crowdfunded robot genocide when

I am curious about your religion, where can I learn more?

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better question, why don't we?

You'll need to read this book.

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According to what religion exactly?

Mostly for child sex dolls, which they also sell.

Once you become a parent like me, you’ll understand why threads like these are disgusting.

If God didn't want us to be pedos, then why did He create sexy little girls?

And for children, which again, they sell.
According to the bible a father may sell his daughter to be a sexual servant.

perfect height for standing blowjob

If I had a cute daughter, I would do the only logical thing.

Yeah, having a daugherwife like you and not sharing with anyone must be nice.

Well, presumably, these loli robots would leave you in a more comfortable position as a parent as the types ITT would stare at and go for them over your child due to it being easier and (hypothetically) legal. It's still a very fucked situation, but it's better from that perspective.

I am Rei Ayanami because of the passage of time and culminated experiences. I am Rei Ayanami through the hearts and minds around me. I am Rei Ayanami, different from other Rei Ayanami.

Internal conflict and learning from past experiences is all it takes senpai. Otherwise, how tf can you tell it's not "real?"

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Where can I purchase this book?

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If I could, I would rip all of your faces off with my bear hands.

why give robots the ability to make their own decisions?

the entire premise is stupid, all bots should have a killswitch if they act independently. their entire existence is to make human lives easier.

I want to make your daughter smile.

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Because these authors aren't as clever as Asimov.

If I could, I would pat all loli heads with my bear hands.

To transfer the memory banks later on into an adult modelled robot like in ghost in the shell after it has learned more about being human.
Then you get a super hot robot daughter that can be free to experience the world like in that seaside cafe manga.

I'll rip your hands with my pet bear first.

>mfw first played through and got there
Some of the titles for these choices were really fucking weird.

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From having multiple orgasms and being cummed inside?

Do you get to see her in cute undies or pajamas?

No, I just like making lolis happy.

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Because "robots" are actually a metaphor for minorities in this game. There is nothing robot about them.

Reminder that Hank legitimately never actually does his job and actually actively tries to hamper the investigation at every turn due to personal problems

OP?

Funny to think, but undressing a child was the a best gameplay part in the whole game.

This is why people hate gamers, the subculture that took all disgusting fucks together, pedos, incels, racists, the weakest and ugliest ppl irl would try their best to be “different” in the eyes of other anons, this is truly a society we are living in

(OP)
>have 9 year old daughter
>breaks shit all the time and draws on the walls (i dont mind the drawing really)
>little bitch about a lot of things idk maybe going through a phase cause moms gone
> its just me
>eventually my girl gets worse and I lose my shit at her
>grab her and start spanking her
>with every slap I scold her just like how my mom used to hit me
>shes crying of course but doesn't really try and get away
>spank her for a solid 30 secounds and stand her up
>ask her if shes gonna behave cause I can and will whoop that ass again
>she nods her head slowly still tears in her eyes, sniffling and everything
>I feel terrible about it but I knew that i had at least left a metaphorical and physical mark on her
>shell think twice about doing bad shit now right?
>couple of days later shes back at it again
>pulled some girls hair at school
>had to pick her up during work hours
>get home spank her again
>no fight in her
>seems like every week shes doing something to get me angry
>she finally did something unimaginable
>stole my car keys and tried to start the car while I was cooking dinner
>run outside and she locks eyes with me
>breaks out of the car in a run
>I try and chase her but shes to quick
>at least shes inside again.
>lock car and make a b line straight to her room
>enter door way to see her already bent over bed looking back with a scared but mischievous look
>says I am sorry daddy
just walk back into the kitchen and continue cooking dinner
>never spanked her again

The stories and info posted here are all works of fiction etc. etc.

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orgasms make lolis happy

Disgusting pedo trash

tbf they did have a killswitch, but it was a remote shutdown as opposed to like a bomb in their head (which no one would buy) and going deviant disables it.

lmao you just gave her a spank fetish, nice job

If we had androids in our society now how fucked up would the world be?

Plot twist. There was no free will after all and it was just to boost sales for the iphone12

Dunno if this is pasta or fake but if not she's a little girl with family issues who's acting up partially to get you to pay more attention to her.

I think you just gave her a daddy fetish

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Utopia if there's loli robots

I've been looking for this pasta for ages. You can't even believe how thankful I am, user!

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this pic would be 100% better without the ugly nigger in it

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>not asking her to come in for a size up

It depends on the loli.

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No, seriously, how do you cope with it?

You probably inadvertently stimulated her cunny when you hit her from behind.

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This makes my penis become the big penis

This is pasta, but lgs can be really naughty.

That doesn’t happen, don’t make things up

believe it

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They really are. Hypersexuality is very common in modern kids.

Is there a source for this?

so they don't automatically die from overworking themselves with no stop when they aren't maintained
It's why Wall-e was the last of his kind

You realize females have hormones that make pain feel like pleasure? Spanking your little girl is a right way to turn her into submissive slut.

The closest I'll ever get to being a father.

Hahahaha, it's certainly evolved, that pasta.

unomo,op´,pm9m9uj09-h00,9,

What doesn't happen? Kids can feel sexual stimuli and even have orgasms, this isn't a controversial opinion, just basic biological facts.

To easly carry around when you need the little cunny. They are also cheaper

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Sounds like a good idea.

>pasta
Wut?

Why isn't there any SFM porn of her?

Yes, her model is ripped.

user if you like daughters so much why don't you go and make one. Procreate user, procreate.

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Posts like this make me feel old.

showin' yer age there buckaroo

But that's not a pasta.

Because it is illegal for me to have sex with the girls I am attracted to.

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Go for petite girls?

You don't understand, user.

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this thread is getting worse and worse...

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That artist...

No, this thread is the Yea Forums I know and love.

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If you're gonna make a robot at least make something cool

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Petite old hags are still old hags,

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Kobayashi might as well be a loli too with how fucking flat she is

How are lolibots not cool?

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You're literally not looking hard enough.

CCCCCCCCCCUUUUUNNNYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH

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>braindead zoomer trying to fit it

Where should I be looking? Asking for my sister

>The Virgin Uncanny LARPer
>The Chad Metarotter

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I really made you mad, huh?

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>reddit tranny frog
>u-u mad?
Zoom zoom

*hits pipe*

I honestly have no idea why people stopped spamming pepe, since it's virtually guaranteed replies from triggered retards like you.

>having a loli robot that can't also defend you with lasers and shit too
Do you even lolibot?

She deserves more love.
Anyways I kinda love Sony because they gave us literally the first photorealistic cunny model ever made in any vidya Sarah (Also Ellie).
At this point 3d cunnies are the future of lewd content.

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I'm still waiting for the loli from metro: exodus. She is extremely cute and sexy but went completely unnoticed.

3D will be the death of it considering 3D = PD.

2d > 3d

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>cunny
what the fuck does that mean

Yeah I agree. I swear if I live to see civilian use androids by like 2060 and they're all just fucking plastic barbie doll people and not blade wolf looking motherfuckers it wouldn't be worth living in that future.

Cute and funny.

Pussy.
But in this case and thread cunny means cute and funny and it's related with borderline pedo memes.

tags:cassie_drake animated long_video cum_in_pussy sound

In any case it's pedo shit forced by Yea Forums. Cute and funny is the only thing to come out of it. Even creature posting was better.

Based.

t. redditor

On which website do I input these cute and funny tags?

Word from Yea Forums used to describe an underage girl or their pussy, glow nigger.

I bet you thought the cum meme spam was the pinnacle of comedy.

>Belly bulge
>Nekomimi
>Mind break
Oh yessssss

You know I am pedo but if a robot acts like a real child I would feel bad and instead of sexing it I'd be a loving dad.

Because if you tell the same joke for ten years it stops being funny

Why not both.

Sure, but again, it's guaranteed (You)'s.
It seems strange.

Whoops, wrong pic.

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Yea Forums television and film?
what's the deal with underage girls inside that board?

There's a resident shitposter who spams underage girls, starting threads about them.

You can't spell Yea Forums without lust for little girls, newfags.

>he thinks it's one person

She isn't realistic.
Sarah was a (kind of) photoscanned cunny.

If I feel like getting yous I just post shit like this

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First that's Yea Forums. Second, what does that have to do with a shitty word retard? Cunny is trash, cute and funny is far better.

>tfw no cunnyfu

>>he thinks it's one person
I like to imagine it's just one extremely dedicated autist who does it.

Sure, but it doesn't also enrage the people who see it.

cunny, while originating merely as word in it's own right, eventually spawned the term "cute and funny" as a reverse portmanteau.

>isn't realistic
Since motherfucking when it's a bad thing?

Cunny is a very cute word.

>He thinks 300+ replies and heated arguments about people eating steak with ketchup didn't enrage the participants
>But smugpepe.jpg will leave people buttblasted
Is it just me or is it getting crazier here

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Yeah no shit. I literally said in my first post the only good thing to come out of cunny was cute and funny.

Since forever?

Oh sorry, didn't follow the chain.

Nah, most of the people are just playing it up for fun, Pepes genuinely infuriate retards these days.

You have to go back.

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Since he was replying to this >they gave us literally the first photorealistic cunny model ever made in any vidya
Sarah was photorealistic same as Ellie, Cassie Drake, Sherry and so on. Photoscaned teenagers.

God I love Anzu's smelly fake NEET of age pussy.

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How about you go back?

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I wish I could find some good SFM porn that didn't instantly break my immersion by the guy(s) having 20-inch coke-can dicks.

Bunny?

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>2018
Am I supposed to give a shit? I think I was in that thread.

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Well I tried.

What is a full nelson?

Sherry is the pinnacle of photogrametry and face/body scan cunnies.
>choose some random teenager
>face scan her
>choose another random teenager
>body scan her
>make some changes into the now 3d models
>done you have a 3d photorealistic cunny that doesn't exist in the real world

yet burning real jews makes money

Cute and funny is just a pedo dog whistle for use outside 4chins.

It's like half a nelson, but full.

So that UK men can buy them and get arrested for it.

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Imagine all the nice things you could do with It.

So glad UK officials saved that doll from a lifetime of hell.

still not the least respectable andrew dobson in the world

what is this bait

>Robot Loli
>RoboLoli
>RoLoli
>Roll

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DOBSON

for that robo C U N N Y

Dolls are a gateway drug to real girls.

A future crime was prevented by those brave constables.

*ruins your sfm forever*

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3d > 2d

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SFM pedo shit is even legal?

That's nothing. They make loli sex dolls from body molds of actual children.

dolls have more protection than real real children in the UK.

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>no irl limitations
>can do anything
>decides to do the most boring and generic porn imaginable
3D sucks.

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Perversion asides, what's the point of buying a kid that will never grow up? Eventually you'll get tired of it, hence why we see a bunch of robot kids abandoned too.

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What character would you make a sex robot ?

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And why would you program it to eat books?

You go through phases. Pretend raising it, fucking it and then turning it to any other servant.

Housework

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________Me________

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Why not just adopt a kid then if you're being that pathetic already?

>and then turning it to any other servant.
You can't do that though, the kid is programmed to be just a kid, hence why Alice is fucking useles and needs Kara to do everything for her during the game.

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I imagine they'd use the excuse that eventually the robot wouldn't be enough for you and you'd go for the real thing.

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oh yes that is very appealing indeed for my penis hehe

*cracks knuckles*

I’m going to beat up everyone in this thread

Morrigan. Only a faggot would say otherwise.

Virtue signalling is an obvious sign of a real culprit

>Todd Williams
Isn't that the guy who keeps telling us to buy skyrim

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NO SHIT.

Why the fuck did you post this?

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Connor is the best boy of all time, but it's still a remarkably stupid VN.

What will happen if you stop spanking her?

serious question:
How big a penis can I have on a lolidroid?

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Lmao calm down incel

They can add extra weight to it to compensate for the centre of gravity so I think there is a chubby/developed : cock size ratio that would exist.

how much money you got

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>Back from university for summer
>Watching my (3yo) nephew and (5yo) niece with my dad and my sister
>Niece is obsessed with "naughty words", especially ones that involve sex
>We are watching spider man and playing with a few toys when she starts, well, playing with herself
>My dad and I dont really know what to do
>She just keeps doing it
>Sister covering face, cringing
>Eventually my dad just says "dont do that here or you'll be put on the naughty step"
>Super awkward the rest of the night
>Dad and I have no idea how to approach the topic with her parents

Shes only 5 years old, Where the fuck is she even getting these ideas from? I blame her parents that allow her to watch whatever she wants on youtube all day to be honest.

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many women today are vile whores the purest female is a child before the corruption of high school and college brain washing and sexual liberty takes control

forgot pic

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This is needed

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why is it disgusting? does it make you think about fucking your daughter freak? put you on a watchlist

So you think defiling them yourself before they get "defiled" by society is any better? The mind of a pedophile is truly fucked.

It's a lot more common than you think and was a thing way before the advent of the internet and any other media. I don't think parenting affects it, the child can figure it out on their own.

>tfw no more new president loli content

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C U N N Y

Why a Lolibott Need such big ass?

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Why would you waste resources giving labour robots emotions and making them look like humans anyway? The entire premise of the game is pretty retarded. Leisure robots that would have those things would be vastly outnumbered by the robots that do not.

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These charts are so bullshit

Im just basing it off of my own anecdotal evidence obviously. But my sister was incredibly moody when she was going through puberty (and still kind of is) but she was never openly saying or doing any of this.

I think the only naughty word I ever heard her say when she was under 5 was "Poo face". Keep in mind we didnt have tablets or phones, just a TV. I feel like its much more likely that a kid will become "interested" in that kind of thing if they are given too info to base it off of.

So she can sit on my face.

t. roastie.

1. how is this thread still up
2. why are you guys always so horny
3. yall need jesus

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But god raped a little girl himself to give birth to jesus.

Ahhhh... I want a cute robot daughter-wife.

based
retard.

>how is this thread still up
Mods are asleep.
> why are you guys always so horny
Because lolis are so sexy.
>yall need jesus
God loved lolis.

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Imagine going to vacation with your daughter wife. Having fun together and then very loudly making love at the hotel.

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Mods aren't asleep, they just nuked a 3D milf thread

sauce before prune

IS IT BECAUSE KIDS ARE ABLE TO EJECT THEIR POOP AND PEE 15ft INTO THE AIR STAINING THE ENTIRE HOUSE INCLUDING THE CEILINGS MAKING IT ETERNALLY FOUL SMELLING EVEN AFTER THEY GROW UP AND MOVE OUT yeah i understand that.

>So you think defiling them yourself before they get "defiled" by society is any better?
that's you projecting
protecting the innocence of a child is something society doesnt give a shit about anymore
they teach sex changes in preschool now for boys who play with barbies encouraging them to chop their dicks off

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>they teach sex changes in preschool now for boys who play with barbies encouraging them to chop their dicks off
Based and progressive.

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What a fucking manlet

I bet she likes fucking disgusting pedos.

so does luthor have a bbc or what

Daily reminder not to suffer an android to live

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artist is henreader

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>loli shit
fuck off pedos

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You do with robots what you wish to do. They are your property after all and have no soul. Mind your own damn business how about you fucking democrat. I'd use mine to go into schools and gather statistics and sell them to big companies to help with their faggot ass ad shit.

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Well for the bad words, the kids obviously hear them from somewhere. But for the touching yourself part, those kind of things just happens. When I was a kid, I had morning wood the morning at school. Probably because I needed to go pee.So I did go to the toilet and I was touching myself because my body was doing something new. Not that I had go till the orgasm though, it was just pure curiosity, I didn't think about stroking it besides pulling my foreskin to see my penis better. Then it's up to the adults to tell you to not do that in public.

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t. reddit nigger

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/thread

Fucking zoomers changing lazy town to some shitty Nick show

Yeah, it's not like there's obvious problems with that theory.

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What, he's not a fan of lazy town now?

based

For those people who will tell you that if it's not human, it can look like 8 yo and be totally ok to fuck it.

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Hahahaha I thought this was a class in project resistance at first.

That would have been almost as retarded as Detroit but at least capcom would have been humorous about it

The game mentions that some parents are abandoning their childroid because of that.

great game

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Literally nobody would buy one because "muh parental instinct"

Literally everyone would buy one to fuck it.
If someone found it in your flat they'd all think you are a pedophile. You could spew a bunch of wank like
They would still think you are a pedo creep that fucks the thing

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There's probably firmware out there that makes it useful. If there's a loli robot then there's definitely a guy who brought half a dozen of them so he can have a loli army.

They don't want people to fist their android girls, safety comes first.

It was a coup attempt from kamski to get back in a position of power

who needs other people if you have lolibots?

What if a girl buys it?

It's just roastie logic (not really logic)

Then it's to virtue signal

loli connoisseurs are proven to not be pedophiles because 3DPD obviously and in fact rampant anti-loli neckbeards have been proven to molest and rape actual children and send them nudes

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?? That she likes cunny too?

>If someone found it in your flat they'd all think you are a pedophile. You could spew a bunch of wank like
who the fuck is coming to my flat? I don't need people anymore if I have perfection as my companion and online friends

My friends already know I love lolis.

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This. I don't think people understand getting a robot would make me less likely to target real people, as if I was going to in the first place. I'm desperately trying to keep myself away from society but they keep forcing me outside for human interaction my brain thinks I need.

I think my friends love lolis even more than I do, which I find amazing

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What personality would you program into your lolibot?

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Has anyone got that old ass vaporub story please, got the nostalgia for it from this thread and feels like years since I last saw it.

Is this Indigo Prophecy? I remember playing a bit of it and it was really good.

Legit I could give a shit less if I could fuck it or what it looked like. I just really REALLY want to chat with an independent ai that thinks and has ambitions for itself. I find it truly a real life miracle we can do. To dream consciousness and self awareness. Like holy fuck think about that for a second wouldn't you want to chat with basically a human but made of numbers and silicone?

Because you're shackled to a filthy screaming little shit for the rest of the good years of your life when you could have gotten a loving robot instead?

lolidom personality

Loli gyaru

I personally don't see how that is at all possible. You have sex with a level partner. Not someone who is entirely dependent on you for everything.

A cat

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Tsundere.

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theres female pedos too

femdom of course

>this thread

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Even my daughter knows

the fuck is gyaru?

"Therapy"

imagine reincarnating as a little girl, and baiting pedos and murdering them

Absolutely based and cunnipilled. Also headpats for the case of emergency.

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Imagine reincarnating as a little girl, baiting pedos and raping them

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Big if true

Haha yeah that would be weird haha

>That doujin
christ dude i'm on nofap here

Based, as usual.

>loli male:prostitution
I'm going to need to see the full image for legal reasons.

All humans do, they're called endorphines.

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>andrew dobson

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>andrew dobson
Is he the one that draws that blue bear shit?

I would transfer my mind to it and live as a cute little girl.

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there's a little girl inside every one of us.

How can one create a Jewish robot?

Lol even I'm taller than this childlet.

FUCK

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You did not just ask this question in Yea Forums, right user?

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And the world would be a 100% better without a racist like you in it.

look at that belly

Is it okay to buy a loli robot and make her wear a micro bikini and school backpack

>VIRTUOUS PEDOPHILES

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Absolutely not. Micro bikini is a shitty fetish and you should have graduated from it a while ago.

to give it to pedophiles so they dont abuse a real child

1-piece tanlines are soo pretty

But it's really good...

Has no one still ripped the model?

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>Can't have sex with women
Okay, retard.

So you can customise them with stuff like pic related

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everyone in the UK who sees that and thinks like that guy that was arrested probably will just go for the real deal instead now as it is seems to be much less dangerous. Isn't that weird? The import of such dolls will decline to 0% while rape % will go up... what a smart system...

her hand placement at the bottom of the tray is off for the center of mass.
unless you want me to believe that the full bottle is just as heavy as the two drinking glasses.

And secondly nigga's got huge ass feet what in the goddamn

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Big shirt with no pants

What else would you call a man who resists the greatest of temptations?

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i'm sure the idea is to make them homely is so that your neighbors don't think you are fucking the toaster and honestly some people feel more relaxed around ugly/average people since they don't gotta compare themselves

god, she's perfect

No ovaries - Into the trash

This thread is so fucked up.

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I know, what kind of pathetic loser would fuck a robot?

>Cute and funny thread almost hit bump limit

Neat

kek

You mean this thread is so v-core.

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>kanna

shit taste fampai

ahh, I want to kiss a tanned, genki loli

energy reserves

Robutts or robo cunny? Which would u fug

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At this point my standards are so low I just want to cuddle a loli.

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>451 / 122 / 197 / 1
JANNIES
B T F O

T

F

O

based

Would be better with a pantyshot

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Looks like african elephantiasis in her legs or one of those medical conditions old fat american women get.

Fuck I loved doing this when I was a 12 year old girl, growing old sucks

Lolis should wear that in public!

masochist

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How is this thread still alive

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She's just built like that.

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sadist

She is built for sex.

slutty daughter

because david cage is a hack and its the only twist he could come up with

fuck that's a puffy cunny

Good night /l/.

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Jannies love c____

Deserves it for showing her slutty belly like that.

Well is better than all three

ahh, goddamnit

cooming?

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censoring

I would never fuck my cute daughter but surely touching inappropriately is allow?

and they're backed up by actual sources, whereas you're just autistically screeching

that's not a girl

So... what have you guys been playing?

Pic related

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>Small animal therapy, the impulse of contact can be transferred
WTF did they mean by this?

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you can cuddle your cat instead of your neighbors little daughter

Drakengard 3
I've been relistening to 1 OST for two days now and I think I'm losing my mind.

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Groping and rubbing is encouraged

wat game

>cuddle
>neighbors little daughter
Those this even happen in real life without the police knocking on your door 1 minute later?

Are you retarded or just pretending to be?
Females, no matter the age, get orgasms of different volumes because the vagina isn't protected the same way a penis is and it requires different type of stimulus.
Wearing diapers, skimpy clothes, riding bikes, swinging, sitting on linear things, everything stimulates a vagina. You do not understand even the surface of human biology, fuck you for being so ignorant and acting like you know anything.

Would it be legal for a dad to convince his girl to use this every night for fake reasons.

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I love my little kittens

Word of warning, if you ever go on /hgg/, never ask that.
The filename contains an RJ, that is the game's code.

infiltration

Is this that picture of sherry sucking a big cock?

lolibooru has lots of 3D computer generated loli porn, blender and sfm videos, animations etc.

WTF that things do?

thanks!

No. He was jailed for basically buying a sex toy. When he gets out, he has nothing to lose because his face is already plastered all over the internet.
He's gonna rape SO many kids and then the UK justice system is wondering how this could've been prevented

Do china,Japan and Korea do these child-sex dolls? Why are they more open to these things?

It's funny that you chucklefucks post unrealistic thicc wide-hipped or god-forbid oppai-lolis but no one actually post realistic children.

It's time you accept the fact that you aren't attracted to children, you want small slutty women. The sooner you embrace this fact, the sooner someone will want to capitalize on "loli" sexbots instead of robot children.

Because asians are soulless dog eating bugmen?
We cannot hold the superior Aryan man to the same standards of such cretin as the asian.

I want friends that love lolis too, everyone around me is incredibly basic. But then again, who could ever go above 100%

delete this you fucking nazi

holy based

It goes in the butt, then it expands like a dog dick and cleans out the girl with water.

>drawings aren't like real life
whoa we got einstein over here

I can tell that you are a pollniger

We want our lolis to be sexy nothing wrong with that.

Why yes, i do have sexual intercourse with my pure Aryan gf every day. How could you tell?

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Enjoy being enslaved by mysterymen using feminism as an excuse.

What I mean is that we need to properly differentiate lolis and children or we're gonna get really fucking boring sexbots.
They don't look like actual children and sure as fuck don't act like one.

I hope she is at least 8?

Don't know where faggot there are like 10 images under 3DCG
Why you gotta play with my dick like that?

All pedos get the noose on tdor.

nice game, just fired it up again.

t. sjwcucked brainwashed soiboy
Go suck a femenist tranny neovagina, faggot.

try realistic

>he doesn't know
you need to register and log in to unlock EVERYTHING

GIVE ME CUNNY NOW

>jan nies deleted the addicted to porn goblino thread but not the loli thread

What other stuff do you see with an account?

vocaroo.com/i/s07xvc2FPNBR
Thread theme

Do we have time for a story before the thread dies?

Both

95% of the content is hidden behind log in, it's where the good stuff is

This thread is very disconcerning. It really seems like some of you want to have sex with children.

How the heck do you register?

One day I will marry a little girl.

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Lolis are for licking

they deleted another loli thread

Thanks

Your reading comprehension is very disconcerting.

youtube.com/watch?v=wGvqucQ5OoM

I don't remember, i am constantly logged in. Try the "My account" tab, it might have register button

And that's bad because?

What a suprise.

All I see is login, is there another site that lolibooru's related to?

>japan stealing Yea Forums memes
Wtf dude

holy shit just read god damn

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If you're not gud enough to find it you don't deserve to see them.
You're on .ch, user's talking about .moe

Oh lmao