>hacked my switch because Yea Forums said it's safe
>can't connect to nintendo online anymore
>can't update my switch anymore
>locked out of the games I bought digitally
>sold off my physical game, guy who bought them on ebay contacted me said I got his switch banned and he is going to sue me
>joycon doesn't work anymore because jig kept scratching off the contact until it's unusable
Thanks fags, never gonna listen to you again.
that makes me happy. you deserve it.
>>sold off my physical game, guy who bought them on ebay contacted me said I got his switch banned and he is going to sue me
ya okay user
You did it wrong.
You got Punk'd
>being such a nintendo shill you try and scare people off from doing it
Lol get fucked faggot
BASED NINTENDO
>he actually listened to hack-your-'x' chucklefucks
You brought this on yourself for treating anonymous retards on a Cambodian rock climbing forum as some end-all, be-all word on technology.
DON'T HACK YOUR SWITCH IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
>Hacking a system before official support ends
Deserved it
That's what you get for being retarded and not using emunand.
Also this
>sold off my physical game, guy who bought them on ebay contacted me said I got his switch banned and he is going to sue me
Wait a minute...
Dumbass. Hacking your Switch is a one way street and you should have know this before you even started considering it. Now instead enjoy having to buy another one on another account.
BUT MINES REBOOTING RIGHT NOW OH SHI
This thread again...
Sorry you're too retarded to follow a tutorial. It unironically works on my machine.
Oh man, this is a pretty good pasta for (You)s.
People assumed the identical post yesterday may have been fabricated but this time it's definitely just for the (You)'s.
Bravo.
Rip in pepperoni m8
Oh, it's a pasta. Of course it is. I never should have believed anyone ever actually discussed anything around here.
I like to just assume everything is sincere and have fun posting
even if you werent full of shit, 3 isn't true and 4 wouldn't matter. You should just say our advice bricked it
>>sold off my physical game, guy who bought them on ebay contacted me said I got his switch banned and he is going to sue me
So you ripped your game and uploaded it to the web?
animal crossing doesn't even come out user
why did you hack your switch?
I mean the whole anonomity thing cuts both ways.
It's no real issue if you get duped on here cause nobody is going to be able to look at this up years from now and call you a dumbass cause they won't know who you are.
There's no loss in the end if you humor someone. Just loss of time, and if you're on here already then you've got plenty to spare.
Based. Fuck pirates. I hope you lose your court case aswell.
obviously op is dumb, but im still not taking any chances, even with emunand
bought a lite as a backup in case things go wrong (and also because my joycons rails are loose, i want a good dpad, and i want a smaller portable). having will save me more than $200 anyways with all the games i wont have to buy because i will be able to emulate my legally extracted roms for older systems instead, of course ;)
I let my brother borrow my hacked switch and now that I asked for it back my nephew is upset he doesn't get to play all his games.
>listening to Yea Forums once
Stay legit next time.
You made this thread yesterday and you already got exposed for getting that image off of google. Nice try.
nice google image rerard
>sold off my physical game, guy who bought them on ebay contacted me said I got his switch banned and he is going to sue me
Based.
Why are there so many Nintendo shills on this website?
Pirate btfo
Does the system flag physical game ?
Every physical game has a key, when you get your console banned a list of keys for the games you played are linked to your account. Nintendo bans those aswell.
Hey bros I just ordered a jig for my launch model
So I can just boot into emunand to play my free games, and go back to sysnand for my nightly splatoon matches?
I hacked my 3ds before it was made stupid easy, so I got an okay understanding of it.
Yup. Just don't ever go online on your emunand while keeping your sysnand clean and you should be fine. Do the backups etc, it's really easy.
Emunand = Pirated games
Sysnand = Paid online stuff
>because Yea Forums said
This is the exact moment you fucked up
Piratefags getting BTFO gets my peepee hard
>Made the same retarded thread even tho you don't have a switch
Pretty pathetic desu
Why do mentally retarded people believe that it's so hard to own a piece of plastic that is sold everywhere?
The only consoles you should ABSOLUTELY hack are the wii and 3ds because nintendo doesnt give a shit about these consoles anymore.
they don't give a shit about wii u either.