SSSSSSSSSSSATURDAY NIGHT/MORNIN MUTHAFUCKAS

Its now SSSSSSSSSAAAAAATURDAY MUTHAFUCKAS.

>PLAYAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>READAN
>LISTENAN
>FEELAN
>FAPPAN

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>Thread for Saturday night
>It's only 10:30pm on a Friday

Haven't even left my house yet to go out drinking, calm your ass down with this stupid ass thread.

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It's friday night you fucking mongoloid
try to at least get the day right next time

Fuck. Forgot about timezones. In my timezone it is Saturday and it's 1AM.

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>PLIZAYAN
monster hunter world
>EzaytEN
Fast food, fuck you thats why
>REZEADEN
bayeaux tapestry book
>LIZAYSETENAN
Buckethead - Barren
>fappan goes before feelan, nigger
lesbians fucking
>FIZAYLEEAN
fucking great, drunk and high and have a job and soon someone will suck my dick

Listen, shitrock, get the order correct. That said, thanks for starting this up. I browsed the last one and was said I couldn't post with all the fucking limeys who were hungover at 16:00 their time
Fuck off, you joyless shit.

>PLAYAN
Fire Emblem Three Houses and Oracle of Seasons
>EATAN
Made dank nopalitos with corn and crema last night, fresh tortillas, and topped with a fried egg. I'm pretty proud of this recipe. It took me a while to develop.
>DRINKAN
Centenario Tequila and Bundaberg ginger beer now. Earlier, a tasty apricot sour called "Karate Chimp" from Krebs Brewing in McAlester, OK. Gonna do a homebrew porter this weekend with my roommate.
Some cat last threat said he had
>Dragon's Milf (AKA MILF)
I was very proud. That beer is stellar.
>READAN
Not much recently. Been in a rut.
>LISTENAN
Freddie Gibbs/Madlib Bandana and Piñata on repeat, man. Bandana is album of the year, and the live performance I saw last weekend only confirmed it.
>FAPPAN (get the order correct, qunt)
Nothing tonight. See about trying to rekindle things with the GF this weekend
>FEELAN
Breddy gud. Wanting to chat with you cats after a long week engineering by my lonesome.

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>PLAYAN
Sanic Adventure 2
>EATAN
Pork chops, loaded mashed potatoes, green beans
>DRINKAN
Water
>READAN
Space Station 13 stories because I'm way too autistic to actually play
>LISTENAN
youtube.com/watch?v=g2BratC9l9A
>FAPPAN
Maybe later
>FEELAN
Emotionally exhausted. Best friend got into a fight with his family that left him wanting to die, managed to talk him out of it, but he stressed himself so hard that he caught a nasty cold. Spent today keeping him company, now just kinda chillin' while he gets the rest he needs.

Take care of yourselves over the weekend, lads. Drink your water, eat your greens, and try to get some exercise. Also, let your loved ones know you care. They may need it more than you think.

I hope things go well with your girl. Also if you want something to read I recommend the Discworld series.

Congrats on the job!

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>>PLAYAN
>>EATAN
>>DRINKAN
>>READAN
>>LISTENAN
>>FEELAN
>>FAPPAN
>>COOMAN

>Discworld
I actually saw somebody recommend that last thread. I had never heard of it before now. It sounds intruiging, but I feel bad because a friend lent me a copy of Terry Pratchett book years ago and I still haven't read it. I've just been really under-stimulated recently.
>Your girl
Unfortunately I think that the under-stimulation is partly on this front, too. We have the classic boy-girl problem except in reverse I have no issue making her come, but she can't get me off, and now other girls are REALLY starting to get me going. She's an incredible person and I respect her values a lot, but my dick is speaking louder than my head right now.{/blogpost].

>Food
Did you cook it all yourself?
>Best friend
How is he holding up now?

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>>PLAYAN
Pokemon Yellow nuz, BL3 with some people who got me the game
>>EATAN
Hotdogs, poptarts
>>DRINKAN
Coffee
>>READAN
Gorgias by Plato
>>LISTENAN
Spotify on shuffle
>>FAPPAN
Not today
>>FEELAN
Real shitty. Completely disillusioned. Only course of action that seems right is bare sustainability and waiting for the inevitable.
Been writing a lot of scifi and trying to peddle it on social media when I'm not playing video games, reading or meditating.

What kind of experience do you need to work in a morgue or funeral home?

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saturday: the ride never ends edition
>>PLAYAN
Just got done playing Borderlands. If you're not playing Moze with a railgun you don't know shit about mecha
>>EATAN
chips and dip
>>DRINKAN
ginger ale
>WATCHAN
Tokyo game show day 2 stream

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>PLAYAN
Fortnite with my friends, Rabi-Ribi on vita
>EATAN
A donut
>DRINKAN
Ice tea
>READAN
Pic related
>LISTENAN
My tiger my timing - I am the sound
>FEELAN
Some sort of depressed and with some anger issues lately because of family events and my desire to return to study 3D modelling.
>FAPPAN
Not in the mood

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how do you get over the fact your crush is being fucked right now and it's making you hard thinking about it...

>>PLAYAN
BL3 and WoW Classic
>>EATAN
Teriyaki Steak and rice
>>DRINKAN
Coke cola
>>READAN
doujins
>>LISTENAN
jrock
>>FEELAN
pretty okay, wish I got off work earliar
>>FAPPAN
Ankh from Animal Crossing

kys furfag

I usually cook food myself, but my grandma stopped by after visiting some other family and surprised me with dinner.

As for my friend, his fever's currently in the process of breaking and he doesn't seem to wanna die as much. Once he gets better I'm gonna try to help him get a job again. I just wish an employer in his area would finally give him the chance he needs.

I don't know if he's told you this but you're a really good friend. I can't think of a single person who'd care about me that much to stay with me while sick and worry about my unemployment status, he is lucky

>PLAYAN
I finally beat EDF 5 earlier today after 130 hours of playtime. I took my time doing all the missions on HARD as each class and really enjoying the ride while it was happening, but holy shit the ending was absolutely phenomenal. Now I'm debating if I should start Arcanum for the first time or continue my Caves of Qud playthrough. I may end up playing some Daggerfall: Unity tonight too. I'm just really feeling tense yet comfy dungeon crawlers and roguelikes right now.
>EATAN
Woke up to my gf making French toast with bacon, for lunch we made sandwiches with the sliced meat I've been buying from the local butcher shop, then for supper we made steaks with baked potatoes and boiled veggies. For a late night snack I was thinking about making some ramen and adding an egg, cabbage, and some leftover chicken
>DRINKAN
Cherry coke and water
>READAN
Yuru Camp Issue 2, a collection of H. P. Lovecraft's short stories, and a book on /out/ related shit
>LISTENAN
Earlier I listened through River's of Nihil's album "Where Owls Know My Name", then I listened through a Woods of Ypres record my gf got me for my birthday a few months ago. I was just about to check out a few new Buckethead Pikes I haven't heard yet
>FEELAN
Incredible actually. I had the day off so I played guitar for close to 4 hours, then my girlfriend and I got everything packed and ready for our 7 day trip innawoods coming up in a few days. We plan on driving down an abandoned logging trail then hiking to a hidden lake that's supposed to be good for trout fishing. I'm excited because I've been working too often this summer to head /out/ as much as I'd like, and the few times I've went were short 2-3 day trips so I'm excited to spend an entire week fishan, bushcraftan, and LARPing as a cool survivalist to my gf who grew up with a family that's terrified of the outdoors. Its been a comfy day bros
>FAPPAN
Had sex earlier, we both coomed

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>PLAYAN
Tekken 7, season 3 changes to MRaven are great.
>EATAN
Not sure yet. I'm thinking frozen pizza might work.
>DRINKAN
Gatorade
>READAN
nothan
>LISTENAN
Jamiroquai
>FAPPAN
nothan
>FEELAN
Hangover. I could probably make whipped cream just by holding a cream carton. And what the fuck is it with taken women and me?

How's BL3? Is there a character comparable to Mordecai and Zer0?
Sounds like a great time! Can't wait to make the first proper fishing trip this year soon myself.

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>PLAYAN
COOMS
>EATAN
COOMS
>DRINKAN
COOMS
>READAN
COOMS
>LISTENAN
COOMS
>FEELAN
COOMS
>FAPPAN
COOMS

>PLAYAN
Just messed around with the Code Vein demo for a while.
I preordered Io's game.
>EATAN
YO DADDY'S ASS
Jk had a tiny bag of Doritos as a snack
>DRINKAN
Cherry diet Dr. Pepper
>READAN
Texts from a friend who I cherish the shit out of... Wait no that person's sleeping so I guess nothing this time.
>LISTENAN
Fan on the windowsill. Yeah it's 1:45am and I have the fan on with the window open.
>FEELAN
Tired. It's sleepo-time.
>FAPPAN
I'm spent for tonight but the last one was to good ol' /e/ public nudity.

>PLAYAN
Destiny 2 / PS2 backups
>EATAN
homemade sweet potato fries
>DRINKAN
water
>READAN
Yea Forums
>LISTENAN
jpegmafia
>FEELAN
content

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Should also mention that I'm super fucking excited for winter camping this year bros. I ended up inheriting a bunch of mountaineering equipment over the summer so I'm all set to spend a week in Northern Saskatchewan's -30 winter climate. Its gonna be fucking amazing. I've winter camped a few times before but its always been with borrowed gear so this is a nice improvement
Thanks bud, go for it as soon as you get the chance. I unfortunately let too many good opportunities to go outdoors pass by over the summer and it's a bummer to look back on all the times you could've been fishing or setting up camp somewhere. Hope you find that perfect weekend soon user
Have a good night user, text that friend tomorrow and try set up something over the weekend

i work on the werkends, friday and saturday mean nothing to me

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>third one
You too user. I would do so but this friend actually lives on the exact opposite side of the US, so, uh... I mean I guess we can hit play on a movie at the same time. We've done so before. We've actually binged whole anime series that way.
God this friend is a good friend.
Anyway.
Good night user.

>PLAYAN
Trying to finish FF13, it’s shit but I’m near the end so I might as well see it through
>EATAN
Wings
>DRINKAN
Water
>READAN
this thread
>LISTENAN
I never listen to music while playing games
>FAPPAN
too depressed to bother
>FEELAN
like shit, my old high school friends have been ignoring me since I’ve gotten a job (they’re both NEETS), so it’s been a very lonely month. Doesn’t help that I can’t seem to get a gf for the life of me due to my autism either.

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>>PLAYAN
Mario Maker on Wii U AND 3DS
>>EATAN
Sandwiches and vegetables
>>DRINKAN
Beer
>>READAN
Yea Forums
>>LISTENAN
Iron Maiden
>>FAPPAN
/d/'s Anal thread
>>FEELAN
Just came back from a walk and had some Wii Fit U training, so I feel good.

>PLAYAN
Smite
>WATCHAN
Still catching up on seasonal anime, probably going to play a few more matches then start binge watching. Danberu, For My Daughter, Accelerator and Maou-sama Retry.
>LISTENAN
Anime OSTs, Danberu OP/ED right now then up next is Maou-sama OP/ED.
>READAN
New chapter of Henjo (fucking finally) and Mouryou Shoujo. Thinking about dropping Mouryou Shoujo, never has a series declined so much for me.
>EATAN
Wheaties
>DRINKAN
Milk
>FAPPAN
Most likely all done for the night, lot of /trash/, rape and yandere doujins earlier, maybe some yandere later in the morning.
>FELLAN
A little tired.
>more threads bad
Cri
>implying EST isn't the only relevant time zone
nge
>order wrong
You forgot that O(megafaggot)P forgot WATCHAN as well, dumb niggers.
>worrying about degeneracy instead of embracing it
Did you come here from Facebook? Just fap, who cares.
Based. There's a lot of wasted proteins in your coom.
>code vein
Post you're character.
If no days are your weekend then everyday is your weekend.

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>PLAYAN
Risk of Rain 2
>EATAN
Cook Out big double and chicken quesadillas
>DRINKAN
Irn bru
>READAN
This thread
>LISTENAN
youtube.com/watch?v=iVr15gWYUek
>FEELAN
Depressed but more motivated than usual. Working on a video series and I'm gonna see if my crush wants to hang out on Monday.
>FAPPAN
Not really feeling it tonight.

Post your work.
Sounds super comfy. Hope you enjoy your trip.
Wholesome post. You take care of yourself too user.

Seems like this thread's not gonna make it through the night so I'll see you guys in the remake later.

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I lost my job a week ago
Everyday since has felt slower and slower
I've got all this free time to play vidya but I just waste it wallowing in sadness

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Don't. Make use of that free time, it won't last forever.

>PLAYAN
Tales of Vesperia
>WATCHAN
Twitch streams
>LISTENAN
See above
>READAN
Murcielago
>EATAN
Nothing
>DRINKAN
Tea
>FAPPAN
Nah, beat it to some loli before bed
>FEELAN
Alright, have uni in a few days.

Retard was so excited to post his special sperg thread with no actual good content that he didnt even post it on saturday

Fuck it I'll do a morning one
>PLAYAN
Virtua Fighter 5FS, just sitting in training mode trying out Brad stuff. Always been vaguely interested in learning him and never got round to it
>EATAN
Bacon roll
>DRINKAN
Nice glass of OJ
>READAN
VF Brad subforum but have the latest volume of the Ultraman manga here as well
>LISTENAN
Currently on Taka's stage (my fav) so it's playing his VF3 music which rules youtube.com/watch?v=iQT3iwbx4AA
>FAPPAN
Too early for my taste but if I'm not doing anything tonight that's another story
>FEELAN
Fairly whatever, been off work ill and go back on Monday but I don't want to cause my job sucks. Also made an appointment for therapy for next week but I don't think it's going to do me much good and don't want to waste the money. At least VF is good

What's got you disillusioned user? Also what kind of sci-fi do you write
This song's pretty good, never heard of this group before
I need to get back to EDF5, left off around halfway through I think. Great game
You should try talking to them about it user. If they're good friends they'll not begrudge you being open about shit
>Irn Bru
A man of wealth and taste
Are you good for money just now user? If not get on the job hunt immediately if you haven't already. Get some prospects/interviews/what have you lined up and then relax with vidya whilst you're killing time until those

Look ad all those fuckwits. sage

>You should try talking to them about it user. If they're good friends they'll not begrudge you being open about shit
That’s the problem, I have and they just ghosted me. I guess I just have shit friends after all.

fridaynight/saturdaymornin here
>>PLAYAN
ck2 hip
>>EATAN
notin
>>DRINKAN
stella artois
>>READAN
persian fire
>>LISTENAN
r.e.m
>>FEELAN
no sleep blow feelin
>>FAPPAN
eh pillywilly

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Yeah they don't sound worth it man. Sucks but what can you do

>PLAYAN
plannin to play some dmc then minecraft
>EATAN
frosted flakes cereal
>DRINKAN
coffee
>LISTENAN
how we ride - viper
>FEELAN
pretty confident that the day will be comfy
>FAPPAN
i'll just venture over to /trash/ or Yea Forums and see what's posted

>PLAYAN
DiRT 2.0, Rocket League, Dying Light to finish
>EATAN
Steaks and green beans, maybe some cheese as snack
>DRINKAN
Water
>READAN
Got some Nietszche I did not open since 1 month
>LISTENAN
Drum & Bass and variants
>FEELAN
Good now because I ate shit all week to test results on my health
>FAPPAN
Prob tomorrow to some ASMR

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>playan
Monster Hunter 3rd \o/
>eatan
Spaghetti
>drinkan
Schweppes
>readan
Yea Forums
>listenan
Probably some songs from FFXIV ost
>feelan
Bored, mostly because of school, since we're not doing anything there most of the time.
>fappan
Probably to some bara or musclechub.

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Just played a couple hours of Persona 3 FES on emulator followed up by some Celeste. This is my second playthrough and I'm making sure to 100% it this time. Last time I just kind of got as many strawberries as I could find and then whatever B-sides I happened to find. But now that Chapter 9 is out I want to give it a proper runthrough
Also I was actually on vacation in the mountains in my first playthrough, played it during downtime/at nighttime on my switch. Was kino as fuck.

Drinking rockstar sippies and probably going to fap to some isabelle porn later

>PLAYAN
Tonight? Hopefully some WoW Classic, but might be busy with flat drinks.
>EATAN
Not sure yet.
>DRINKAN
Coffee, with booze later. I'm broke so picking up lager.
>READAN
The Almost Nearly Perfect People: The Truth About the Nordic Miracle

Did you know 5% of Danish men have sex with animals?
>LISTENAN
Side girls (numero uno) teen 80s playlist
>FEELAN
Pretty good. I'm going out with gf and we're gonna get coffee, read, see some exhibits, etc.
I wanna paint my Warhammer tho.
>FAPPAN
Probably side girl (numero uno or numero due)

>Probably to some bara or musclechub.
based
>Prob tomorrow to some ASMR
what asmr? raffy? darling? i recommend bella & cherry, and their porn
>stella artois
based wife beater
>A man of wealth and taste
Big true. I'm considering gin & bru.
>Nah, beat it to some loli before bed
yikes

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getting used to slobbing around during the day fucked my work ethic up big time and it took me months to get back into the swing of being productive

>PLAYAN
Risk of Rain 2, WoW Classic, Sims 4
>EATAN
Taco leftovers
>DRINKAN
Water
>READAN
/int/, Yea Forums, Yea Forums and Yea Forums
>LISTENAN
youtube.com/watch?v=eMHjljifCkI
>FEELAN
Alright, horny
>FAPPAN
Can't, have guests over until monday

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>PLAYAN
WoW: home edition
>EATAN
clementines
>DRINKAN
coffee
>READAN
Confederacy of Dunces
>LISTENAN
D44M soundtrack for LIFTS
>FEELAN
not bad, not great
>FAPPAN
tinderthot insta profiles

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>PLAYAN
Monhun World maybe, maybe I'll continue with some Initial D: Street Stage.
>EATAN
Crackers with nutella as it's all I got atm. Oh, and pancakes in the refrigerator.
>DRINKAN
Coffee. Nescafé Double Choc Mocha. Very nice!
>READAN
This thread, pretty much.
>LISTENAN
youtube.com/watch?v=CbRq86wuzjU
I never heard this rendition of Sequel, it's pretty solid.
>FEELAN
Like shit, hope life gets better soon.
Got laid off my job randomly due to budget cuts, so trying to keep my head up and not drown in bills, taking oddjobs here and there.
Had an interview yesterday for an assistant position at a supermarket, the manager was positive about me, he's gonna talk it over with the district manager and I hope I land a second interview, I'll hear it on Monday. Just chilling in the weekend really.
>FAPPAN
Last night before my shower I rode a dildo and came pretty hard.

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>PLAYAN
Blasphemous, gonna probably finish it today. Do I buy Borderlands 3? I really want to. I dont care about all the pol/meme shit but I heard performance on PC isnt great?
>EATAN
Probably gonna cook some rice and make some curry.
>DRINKAN
Just water. Maybe some coffee later tho
>READAN
nothing at the moment
>LISTENAN
still chrono cross ost
>FEELAN
alright really wanna play a shooter so im itchin to find something
>FAPPAN
always

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Stop fucking making these threads so early you fucking newfaggot OP, the only timezones where it's actually Saturday night already are irrelevant timezones that nobody who posts in these threads even comes from.

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I hope you nail the job user, good luck
Is pic true

you just posted cringe

>LE EPIC BRIIIIIIIIIINGE XDDDD
>inb4 IT'S JUST IRONIC BRO XDDDD

>bella & cherry

All I got is underrage girls with that, was it what I was supposed to find?

yiiiiiiiiiiikes

>PLAYAN
MH Icebourne, grinding out Odogaron for the slut armour. Might try some Digimon World: Next Order soon
>EATAN
Lemon and strawberry muffins
>DRINKAN
Water
>READAN
Nothing
>LISTENAN
Ride on Shooting Star - The Pillows
>FEELAN
A bit shit, haven't had any luck with jobs in the past few months. Just not sure what to do, aside from getting out of my town/country.
>FAPPAN
Not feeling it

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XD XD XD ROFLMAO I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATH SO EPIC XDD XD

>PLAYAN
Smash Ultimate
>WATCHAN
Some Zer0 matches
>LISTENAN
AmaLee
>EATAN
Hot Pockets
>DRINKAN
Rockstar Punched
>READAN
Yea Forums
>FAPPAN
Gay chub doujins
>FEELAN
Meh

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>Initial D: Street Stage.
Based
youtube.com/watch?v=sFODclG8mBY
>spoiler
Cringe and disgusting

>PLAYAN
Reignited Trilogy. Ripto's Rage
>EATAN
Breakfast in a moment
>DRINKAN
Water
>READAN
Intro to Electric Theory by Mike Holt
>LISTENAN
Morning crickets
>FEELAN
Got a no response from a bitch I was supposed to fuck yesterday and got my Satirday date canceled because she "got a text from her ex and had to rethink". I thought fucking more women would make me like them more but if anything it has made me hate them just as much. Perhaps it's my fault for mainly just wanting a fuck buddy atm but with guys there are nowhere near as many hoops to jump through. The game is get so tiresome
>FAPPAN
Not sure feeling degenerate

you posted cringe

Thanks, I hope so too.
Pretty excited for the result but also know I shouldn't get my hopes up too much.
Still applying at other things just in case.
||Pic is true. Cute dick when not hard. I'd show you but board rules and so on.||

Street Stage is legit best.
I'm playing it on my PSTV through Adrenaline.
>Cringe and disgusting
Obviously never had anything done to your bootie. :)
You have no idea what you're missing out on, user.
The best orgasms of your life.
Ask ||if you'll ever get blown||, to put her finger up yours while (s)he sucks you off.

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XD I SAID THE MEME AGAIN XDD YOU BOSTED LE GRINGE XDDD

>Bella, 29
youtube.com/watch?v=YX8t-uiu9zw
>Cherry, 28
youtube.com/watch?v=-ofUM1jHxBE
>Maru, 27
youtube.com/watch?v=glMmibPSrSI

Just type their names into pornhub x

>Obviously never had anything done to your bootie. :)
>You have no idea what you're missing out on, user.
>The best orgasms of your life.
>Ask ||if you'll ever get blown||, to put her finger up yours while (s)he sucks you off.
Don't reply to me with gay shit like that ever again

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>Last night before my shower I rode a dildo and came pretty hard.
literally how, I tried and all it did was open my ass enough for shit to constantly come out for hours

you just posted cringe

>>PLAYAN
Cuphead and Octopath Traveler
>>EATAN
pie
>>DRINKAN
water
>>READAN
school textbooks
>>WATCHAN
NJPW

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>PLAYAN
probably some random uplay+ game since im exploiting that all month
>EATAN
honey NUT cheerios, it's fucking 6 in the morning, op, leave me alone
>DRINKAN
milk from the cereal
>READAN
we actually get a free version of our local newspaper every few weeks. guess what happened in town this week? nothing, like usual.
>LISTENAN
kendrick lamar
>FEELAN
gay
>FAPPAN
whatever Yea Forums fuels me with at the moment, not actually horny atm though. going to actually game soon
>clementines
based
you sound cute user, gl with the job. initial d is fucking dope.
i want to play bl3 too kinda but not so much that im not willing to wait for a steam version with all dlc included. early performance reports are pretty worrying too like you said yeah. id say no, but that's just me.
>the pillows
my man

>>PLAYAN
Borderlands 3
>>EATAN
Durums
>>DRINKAN
Water
>>READAN
nothing in particular
>>LISTENAN
Echo (videogame) soundtrack
youtube.com/watch?v=MaXHExbdg8o
>>FEELAN
Okay
>>FAPPAN
Maybe later

No WATCHAN anymore?

Stormy southeast of Spain edition. Not going to leave the cave in two days.

>PLAYAN
My main computer broke and I'm on a i3 2120, so I guess PES 2020 with my bro
I'm also in the hunt for some comfy games, since I haven't really played in a couple of years
>EATAN
Don't know yet, probably pizza
>DRINKAN
Water, had enough beer for a week yesterday
>READAN
Meditations
'Los Vecinos Mueren en las Novelas'
MySQL docs
>WATCHAN
Malcom in the Middle
Network
>LISTENAN
Pentagram
Oblivion OST
>FEELAN
Fine
>FAPPAN
Nope

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Haha.
I let it all out before, user. Have a poopie.
It also helps to give yourself an enema (flushes remaining chunks out) and letting it to "dry" for 30 mins - hour prior to enjoying yourself, they got bulbs for pretty cheap anywhere.
Also remember to use lube and so on. :)
Condom over a dildo could help easing it in, if you need it.

Initial D is really dope.
This is official promotional poster and I want it SO bad.

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Work on the structure op ya missing WATCHAN and FAPPAN should go before FEELAN

>PLAYAN
WoW Classic Undead Warlock running Affliction.
I gank underleveled alliance babies casting my curses on them as I watch their lives slowly drain away as they run from me in terror.

>EATAN
Spiced up and homeprepped chicken wings later today.

>DRINKAN
Some sodiepops and nonalcoholic drinks.

>READAN
General schools of philosophy and argumentative theory, prepping for a quiz.

>LISTENAN
Synthwave (Carpenter Brut, Power Glove).

>FEELAN
Fucking great, started a new study, got new friends and going to a party later today
Was also told my voice is sexy by a girl I've gotten to know.
I know I feel this way because I've been exercising for three months now. It fuels your confidence a fuckton - can absolutely recommend to you fat, depressed fuckers (no hate).

>FAPPAN
Femdom but if I'm lucky I'll pick someone up at that party.

>PLAYAN
Tetris.I want my 45 second sprint by the end of this month and I've yet to crack it from 48:99 and it's been two weeks.
>EATAN
Maybe some cereal. Corn flakes da best.
>DRINKAN
Coffee, but I gotta get my butt out of this bed first to go make it but I'm lazy too.
>READAN
Whatever Yea Forums storytime that isn't capeshit.
>LISTENAN
I really don't know. Haven't decided yet.
>FEELAN
A bit of a stiff neck and I'm slightly horny right now.
>FAPPAN
Pfft, I don't really know. I think I'm at that phase where I find porn boring but I really want to wack it. It's an odd suffering but then it's not. I guess this is what happens when you are too conditioned on porn.

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>PLAYAN Smash Ultimate (as chillager) and Mario Maker 2
>EATAN easy to make foods
>DRINKAN water only
>READAN I'm a dumb idiot who doesnt read and craves death
>LISTINAN Eminem and lo fi
>FEELAN like giving up entirely. I did have my first day of therapy yesterday.
>FAPPAN tentacle hentai. The scene between 18 mins and 21 mins makes me nut so fucking hard pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5adfe1f379562

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what the fuck is that autistic shit

>PLAYAN
FE3H now and Celeste later. Might get some Smash in too
>EATAN
Nothing currently, just woke up
>DRINKAN
Coffee
>READAN
Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?
>LISTENAN
YouTube
>FEELAN
Groggy and Horny
>FAPPAN
Short haired qts

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asmr my nigga
they also all have a lot of great porn

>PLAYAN
Three houses the new yugioh game modded fallout 4 and dnd with the boys
>EATAN
Rib eye steak
>DRINKAN
H2O and apple cider
>READAN
SBR
>WATCHAN
Right now Jeepers Creepers 3 then food network and YouTube shit
>LISTENAN
youtu.be/b48KCbSWMeM
youtu.be/EsWubEZXE6w
>FAPPAN
/y/
>FEELAN
Eh just chillan and enjoying the fall wheater

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Think about buying KoF14 and MvCI on Ps4, since its "Big in Japan" Sale. But drupped the idea of it, because i ALSO HAVE TO BUY PS+.
So fuck shit like this, fuck sony, fuck all basedniggers out there, paying just to play online

>celeste
kill yourself tranny/tranny worshiper

>Celeste
always one

>PLAYAN
Resident Evil 4, Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence, and Kingdom Hearts 1
>EATAN
Cookies and milk
>DRINKAN
Pepsi
>READAN
Berserk
>LISTENAN
Hall and Oates, Kanye West, and Eurobeat
>FEELAN
Meh. Just feeling whatever. Gotta write an essay this weekend, and I'm going to plan to hang out with this girl I've got a crush on.
>FAPPAN
Nah.

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>Resident Evil 4 Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence
thas pretty fucking based taste m8

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>PLAYAN
replaying Dragon Age origins with a castles dwarf
>EATAN
fish
>DRINKAN
water coffe and tea cause I am sick
>LISTENAN
Adrian Ziegler
>FEELAN
well I am sick, so not that great

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>PLAYAN
Tomb Raider 4, VtM Bloodlines and Spellforce 3.
>EATAN
Beef steak with mashed potatoes. And salad. Made them myself.
>DRINKAN
Coke and tea I guess?
>READAN
Pratchett's "Mort" and Stoker's "Dracula".
>LISTENAN
Moonspell "Extinct", Amorphis "Circle".
>FEELAN
Tired as fuck after a stressful week at work.
>FAPPAN
Don't even have mood for that.

>Beef steak with mashed potatoes. And salad. Made them myself.
>Made them myself
you butchered that cow and planted that salad?
are you a farmer user?

Stay safe murciano/valenciano Bro
Already 5 dead

Thanks man.

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>PLAYAN
Iceborne, might buy Blasphemous
>EATAN
Dunno, might head out for some fish and chips
>DRINKAN
Coffee
>READAN
Yea Forums
>WATCHAN
Twin Peaks
>LISTENAN
New Alex G album
>FEELAN
In some pain, but I'm alright, had a biopsy taken of my tongue. Gonna do a good clean up today
>FAPPAN
Might do soon

>I'm one of the few writers who's written more books than he's read
Damn I could murder a chipper now

good one

Going to play through Super metroid eating dry roasted peanuts and Ribena/cheapass lemonade all fuckin' night.

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>PLAYAN
i was playing fate grand order arcade earlier but lost my save data card and now i'm fucking pissed
>EATAN
had some korean barbeque earlier that was nice
>DRINKAN
green tea
>READAN
yamada and kase-san
>LISTENAN
triforce podcast
>FEELAN
used to love friday/saturday night threads but the time difference here in japan is too large to truly enjoy em, which sucks. hope you bastards have a good saturday
>FAPPAN
not tonight

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gotta work 1-9 today but i have sun/mon/tues off so ill post what im doin

>PLAYAN
borderlands 3 not epic games store but ps4, mlb the show 17, nba 2k20, madden 20, dota 2
>EATAN
gonna go get burgers tomorrow probably just chicken strips today
>DRINKAN
coffee right now, game fuel energy drinks, red bull, beer later
>READAN
malazan book of the fallen 9 dust of dreams
>LISTENAN
darius rucker, new korn new pixies new goo goo dolls
>WATCHAN
twins baseball, vikings packers, shameless
>FEELAN
pretty good, getting used to my new job as a bakery clerk i have to be there 2 hours every night alone as a closer
>FAPPAN
eh

What's a good game to play? Almost every major sequel in the past few years has been shit and I'm tired of grinding in War Thunder.

Remember to make it count wagies.

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>PLAYAN
Monster hunter world Iceborne
>EATAN
burgers and veggies on tap for dinner

>DRINKAN
Water

>READAN
Going to pick up some Hunter S. Thompson

>LISTENAN
The Lapsed Fan

>FEELAN
Can't wait to afford to blow my brains out

>FAPPAN
a clubdinasky clip

>Damn I could murder a chipper now
I live round the corner to a really nice one, good fresh fish, I feel privileged

I don't know why people complain about office jobs.
I had a job that was mostly manual labor and that shit WAS hell.
I'd gladly accept sitting on my ass for 8 hours while pretending to do shit for the most part.

>>PLAYAN
in-laws are in town, so nothing except maybe Jack Box todnight if they get tipsy. Want to finish Astral Chain and start Control, god damn it.
>>EATAN
About to grab some greasy ass Waffle House.
>>DRINKAN
Water, Diet Coke, Guinness
>>READAN
Nothing at the moment. Have the Miles Davis Autobio to check next
>>LISTENAN
JPEGMAFIA---All my Heroes are Cornballs (8/10), Sandy Alex G----House of Sugar (7/10)
>>FEELAN
Good. Haven't had a boring/lazy weekend in a month, miss my gaming time. Soon.
>>FAPPAN
Got that done before the in-laws showed up. Wife is weird about banging when they are around/asleep.

>>PLAYAN
Final Fantasy VIII Remaster
>>EATAN
Nothing
>>DRINKAN
Water
>>READAN
Nothing
>>LISTENAN
90s Grunge
>>FEELAN
Ok, just going to work on my plex server and sit alone in my silent house.
>>FAPPAN
I have no sexdrive anymore.

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>PLAYAN
Remnant. Fighting a human boss made me realize that "dark souls with guns" just kind of plays like your average 3rd person shooter. It's kind of boring.
>EATAN
Ate some turtle ice cream. It melted in my hot room as i searched for a zombie movie to watch.
>DRINKAN
Water. Drink some fucking water.
>LISTENAN
Reviewbrah's VORW
>FEELAN
I'M FREAKING OUT, MAN. I don't know what to do i graduated high school in 2016 and still live with my mom but she recently got fired and it's dawning on me that i really need a career beyond working with fast food but i don't know what to do aaaaa
>FAPPAN
Mom/son incest porn. But I've beaten off to all the good vids already. Lately i just fap while looking for a vid until i cum to nothing
What kind of pie
>I think I'm at that phase where I find porn boring but I really want to wack it.
You're not alone, brother. We just need to get laid

>PLAYAN
First day since Iceborne came out that all 3 of the people I play with and I have the day off so we're basically playing it all day
>EATAN
No time to eat, got monsters to kill
>DRINKAN
Water and coffee
>READAN
*user has carted again*
>LISTENAN
My friend inevitably complain about how everything is too hard
>FEELAN
Happy for the first time in weeks
>FAPPAN
No time for thots, got monsters to kill

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>PLAYAN
Probably 999 later tonight. Might try to snag some endings, who knows.
>EATAN
Cereal.
>DRINKAN
Water and coffee.
>READAN
Lost Mine of Phandelver PDF.
>LISTENAN
Tool.
>FEELAN
Better about myself. I recently learned my cock is an inch longer and twice as girthy as I thought it was, meaning I'm no longer a 4.0"x2.5" dicklet anymore. Plus it might be cold today, meaning it's going to be slow. But one of my favorite employees is having his final day today, so that might dampen my mood.
>FAPPAN
Online celebrity roleplays.

>Tekken 7
I've been wanting to get into a fightan for a good while now, would this be one to get into even if I had a PC?
>Frozen pizza
Good taste, my guy.
user, I've found if you embrace the fact this is going to be a depressive period for you, then you'll recover faster and feel better about yourself. Good luck friend, I believe in you.
>SBR
How's that going, user? Hope you read the continuation, JoJolion.

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my cock is 8 inches erect and 6 inches of girth. continue to suffer just like my gf every time I want sex

Tekken 7 is a great game, but it can be a bit hard to get into. There's no tutorial and you'll have to do your research online. Avoiding the Puddle is a good start.

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>PLAYAN
Three Houses and Mario World
>EATAN
Nothing yet, might go get chicken for lunch
>DRINKAN
Water
>READAN
Nothing
>LISTENAN
Va-11 Hall-a soundtrack
>FEELAN
Tired, work was long this week so I'm glad to have the weekend off to recharge
>FAPPAN
Probably later today if my FWB doesn't come over

Taiko!

>triforce podcast
Is this some kind of zelda podcast or an actual podcast by TRI - FORCE - GAME - MASTER
Do me a favour and don't blow your brains out user, it'd mean a lot

>PLAYAN
Looking for some minecraft mods/overhauls to play with
Will probs start a minecraft BTW playthrough, or play WC3 with friends
>EATAN
mashed potatoes with chicken meat, just some normal stuff
>DRINKAN
Crummy Water (TM)
>READAN
This godawful website
>LISTENAN
80s pop shit (Spandau ballet, Modern talking, Kajagogoo etc)
>FEELAN
Pretty good, I also have monday off so I'll have a long weekend for vidya
I'll also have ma burthday in a cpl days so I'm pumped
>FAPPAN
No idea
Help out a bro and suggest something good for me, plz

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>PLAYAN
R6 Siege, Tekxit 3, Rocket League. Planning to buy Factorio on my next paycheck.
>EATAN
nothing to eat at home now, will probably have to go to supermarket later
>DRINKAN
cuppa tea
>READAN
4channel
>LISTENAN
trading playlists with my dad recently, I had no idea that Information Society had more than 1 album.
>WATCHAN
DNC debate from this past thursday. What a shitshow.
>FEELAN
Sore. Finished my first week as a trash collector yesterday.
>FAPPAN
some paizuri later

I'm the opposite. I do manual labour and I much prefer standing up all day than sitting at a desk for 8 hours a day. I've done office work for a solid two weeks and it was the longest two weeks of my life.

>PLAYAN
Melty Blood, maybe some MH later with friends
>WATCHAN
Potop
>READAN
Kengan Omega
>LISTENAN
Hell's Ditch by the Pogues
>EATAN
Going to brunch later
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Pochi doujins
>FEELAN
Still tired and groggy.

>FAPPAN
Why let that stop you?

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