Mister Howard has arrived

It's like you got dark rum in one hand,
and a BAG in the other!

what's your POINT?

The name's Todd
That's T-E-O-E-D-E-D
No E

Hey T, can you make me an official patch?

HOW COME HE DON'T WANT ME MAN

nOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mr Howard would you please it down?

I’m Henry Firth

Hey, you don't talk to my wife like that.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE BUDDY would you please sit down?

For four years, I treated that fandom like my own son.
Whether they needed a Skyrim or Skyrim, I was there for them.

Ah yes, please send mister Howard to the torture room and do whatever you want to do with him down there for an hour

how could you be so cruelhouse?

>see that game over there?
>is it Skyrim?
>it's a new Elder Scrolls
>so is it Skyrim?

youtu.be/7HwybLVRsQs

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can you make me a sandwich?

MODS! I'm not installing all these MODS!

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Hey! Todd might be an unreasonable dick head but he's your developer so you show him some respect!

There goes Todd Howard, the biggest ASS to ever live. What a douche.

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Hey uh,
my buddy likes Skyrim.

Do you know how humiliating it is to release Fallout?
I WANT YOUR MONIES

I think you should tke that back man

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Oh you do? Well I think you're a big boy

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MAN YOU CAN DROP DEEEEEEEEEEEAD

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Oh my Godd
He's Todd

HE'S GOT A GUN

DIE A VIOLENT DEATH

Mr. Howard, your opening statement.

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Oh my god, he's god

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Skyrim.

It's Fallout 76, dad.

Skyrim.

WHAT
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS

Skyrim.

I got something better than bugfixes- penis

I don't have a big BUTT like my worthy adversary Todd Howard

But what I do have is the DRUDRUDRUDRU

GOTCHA!

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How did it go down, Mr. Howard?

BRING IT BACK! BRING IT BACK!

At this time, I'd like to invite someone with an especially warm memory of Todd to come up here and share it with us.

I know I am

>What would you do if you were me?
>Uh, a creation club in the garage?

SEX

DID HE NOT FEEL PPPPAAAIIIIN WHEN HE WAS HUUUUURT

youtu.be/Jb5Eu9KKbpM
I think this rivals Fesh Pince in comedy and has less dry/eh moments.

Uncle Phil, you got to buy that man's GAME! Oh he like begging you like ugh, Uncle Phil buy my game.
>Phillip Banks, you should buy my game!
Phillip Banks, buy that man's game! (game, game, game, game, game)

You swindled me.

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It goes everything I stand for

What you gonna do Todd..?

You sell fish

Heaven has to be like, a cross between a Todd Howard game, and a MorrowiniworroM

>With OVER 9000% of the gamers reporting, Fallout 76 has overwhelmingly defeated the gamers reporting

WHAT'S YOUR P-P-P-P-POINT?

actually really impressive.

did he not SHIT

Because you could have a kwama egg in one hand and a breerb in the other.

WOW WHO DO WE GOT HERE?

No more ports, Todd.

YOU OWE ME

DID HE NOT DRERJ

DRINK 5 hour stamina potion
It's not a potion, more like a potion

What’s a woman?

YOU OWE ME

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YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE GOING TO NEED GRANDCHILDREN DEVELOPERS

I fail to believe that this board can profit from Todd's dick

Everyone of you anons should be really ashamed of yourselves.

AND WHO ARE YOU?

AND WHO ARE YOU?

MAY MAY MA MAY
*Clap your hands and distorsion intensifies*

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I'm the dude

I'm the dev

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he hE HE ʰᵉ ʰᴱ!
HE hE he...

THE GAME CRASHED. TODD??!!!

Let me tell you boys something about companions- something about companions.

Pete man I am not a TESTER

HAAAAAAAALLELUJAH!

AND THE QUESTION IS: IS TODD HOWARD A LIAR?

>NOO

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS NO

KIRKBRIDE I AM NOT LIAR

the hell is this thread?

Yeah, that's Pete Hines.

H-E-I-E-N-E-E-E-S-E.

No E.

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When Will was a baby, he was afraid of babies.

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die a violent death

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Oh my god, he's God.

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SPLELS

Guys I have an idea on how we can make skyblivion feel better
We need to ATTACK HIM

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I am... The Dude.

I WAS MINDING MY DAMN BUSINESS PATCHING SOME DAMN BUGS

Pre-order in the court!

Quotes from a legendary youtube poop "Fesh Pince of Blair" formatted to be related to Todd Howard

I haven't see morrowind since it was 3 years old...
You know what I'm sayin?

>You played it. You played it.
I did play it....Yeah yeah that’s it!
>Oh well that’s ok because you played it! You played it and you played it. I want you to play it.
I will!

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D R O P
D E A D

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*applause*

Tell us like what the pl pl pl pl plan the plan what the FUCKIN plan Todd!

Simple sis

we plant this tiny yellow filter in the Skyrim remaster

>Toddposting combined with Fesh Pince memes
I'm fucking crying, my face hurts from laughing

I wanna grow! WOAH!

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We'll give the fans Fallout 76

Thanks for an actual answer brother

get him out. get him the fuck out of my apartment gO ON GET OUT. NO NO NO YOU GET OUT YOU GEEET THEEEE FUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Lucky for you I'm a MOD lover

*ahem*
skyrim

what's the most cruelhouse thing todd howard has done?

Your honor...
This is an Obsidian thing, isn't it?

...what is that?

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not fixing the bugs in the poolhouse

Oh my man I’m fucking dying

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It's a mod

IMMA START MAKING SOME RULES

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It's a ban.
Can you make me an essay?
I'm gonna start making some EULAs
*bang bang*

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No more loot boxes, Todd.
>YOU OWE ME!
Oh ok!

I'm making a screencap since the archive is gay, this is the best thread i've seen in ages

You're grandchildren are gonna need grandchildren lawyers.

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Fuck off

Let me tell you boys a little something about modding

Something about modding

You're banned, Will.

Your opening cutscene?

Hey, you

T you really need a bugfix

I'd like to welcome you to the memorial for Todd Howard. Saying a few words on behalf of the departed will be: Todd Howard.

Drink
DRINK
D R I N K

What can you say about Todd Howard? He was Todd Howard.

Did he not fix b-b-b-bugs when they were f-f-f-found?

Show me the archive thread, fireden isn't working

Patch up the damn game!

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Now if you exCUUUUSE me, I'm going to enjoy the one game you can't SWINDLE from me.

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Would you make me a mod?

There's still time to release another Skyrim.

I'M A DRAGONBORN WITH A SHORT FUSE

What can you say about Howard?
He was Howard.

fuck your patches
fuck you MODDER
BUY MY GAME

FUCK YOUR MOD
FUCK YOU NIGGA
YOU'RE A PHONE

Im not gonna release Skyrim

NUMBERS

NUMBERS

I think you know who you’re talking to, I’m Todd, Todd Howard you’re talking to, Todd, it’s Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd —
*goes to jail*

see it's like, I could have Keening in one hand, and a Sunder in the other

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what

Hey T, did you dox everyone's emails yet?

WHERE ARE THE PATCHES

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You guys will not speak of Todd Howard this way! He may be an unreasonable dickhead, but he is your Developer and you will show him some respect!

LOOK, YOU KNIFE-EARED FREARF

Now you take your horny little ass, and you find Kirkbride
and you find Kirkbride
and you find Kirkbride
AND YOU FIND KIRKBRIDE
AND YOU FIND KIRKBRIDE
AND YOU FIND KIRKBRIDE
AND YOU FIND KIRKBRIDE

I'm not going to release Skyrim

DO YOU KNOW HOW HUMILLIATING IS TO HAVE A DEGENERATE?

Do you know how humiliating it is to have a MOD!

>Skyrim releases and buggy as hell
THREE YEARS LATER
>game is still broken
THREE YEARS LATER
>remastered versions are broken
THREE YEARS LATER
>Skyrim is the 13th best selling game of all time

WHAT'S ON?

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Aint got time

You love me

>game comes out a broken mess
Oh, I knew this was going to happen!

Look at those funny little markings underneath the head. We call those "choices"

Skyrim 2 your nastyness!

Will, Todd is going to kill you!

We miss you.

We love you Todd.

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it's so buggy in here that the Uh-Huh girls went Ų̵̛̰͚̪̰̜̰͔̺̭̳̽̃̆̃̄̉͋̇́͠H̴̫̻̻͉̙͙̍͂̆̈́Ḩ̵̛̖̗̠̪̯͍̱̌͋͋̌̐̍̀̑͒̈́͜H̵̛͉̤̻̞̬̞͔͆̔̽̋̂̈͑̽̔̐̚͜ͅH̸͉̼̗̰̰̦͎͌̔̾̒͘ͅ ̸̡͎͇̜̃̌̑͑̈̊͑Ḩ̸͋Ȗ̶͉̠͍͇͇̜̳̻̫̼̗͙͉͖̜̎̂͆Ǔ̵̙̖̙̝̌̃́̌̓̀̀̾̚U̸̢̦̱̝̞͖̙͉̹͉̤̣͑̈̎̕Ŭ̴̝̺̇̽̓͝Ḩ̶̢̢̩̳̭̖͎̝̺̼̗́̏̏̎͜H̶̹̋̐̆́̈́͌̆̂͘̕H̸̛̟̣̼̮̭̦̱͓̱̘̤̊̈́̃̆̓͑̈͝H̴̨̧͚͕̗͈̯͙̖͋͗͊̄̇͜
̵̢͉̦̖̦̯̫̭͖̳̺͔̽̊̒̈́

How many BUGS?

Nope, nope, no no nope!

>look at those funny little metal boxes above the heads, we call those train cars

Is Gabe Newell there?
Todd.
Todd.
It's Todd.

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awwwwwwwww

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

What WHAT what WHAT what WHAT

Question: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghffffhhfhhhhhhhhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhh

AaawwwwaaaaAAAaawww

BUGS
I ain’t fixing all of these BUGS
Bugs, bugs, bugs!
>Ooo, look at all these
BUGS

Todd, are you by any chance Todd?

WHAT?!

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Heaven must be a cross between Skyrim, and a chickenewinnigish

Can't climb that mountain? Why don't you let George NOOO it's Todd

You really need a QA tester, T

You know...
I really don't mind the endless textboxes but,
Does he have to ssseeeeps?

What's a QA tester?

arch.b4k.co/v/thread/477918676/

Fireden deleted its Yea Forums archive entirely.

They aren't actively archiving anymore but the old posts are back now

MWAHWAM

Yeah I don't know why I said "it wasn't working". I'm still gonna make a screencap though since I've already put like an hour into organizing posts together

We'll just spend the whole day playing Fallout 76, right?

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Ubi Soft
explain

SIT. DOWN.

We gotta get to the Atom Shop

>it's basically all one take

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...
2

MAY AS WELL KICK IT

I walked up to the dragon and I yelled at the dragon
AUAUAAGEHUEE
and the dragon got scared!

I'm almost done with my screenshot, it would be a shame if I couldn't post it in the same thread

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I only stayed up 3 hours later than I intended!
(minor fix)

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It's like I got half a BLOODSCYTHE in one hand, and a SOULRERLOUS in the other

Wh-o-o-oooo am I?
I'M A GAME DEV WITH A SHORT GAME DEV

What does he mean by nope?

This is my game Fallout 76
NOoOooOo.

Man user, you really need to get yourself a woman

this is why you record infront of a green screen.

this is basically what we look like in these threads

What’s a woman?