She killed millions

name?

Golden armor in this game looks so fucking ugly, it always looks like yellow plastic.

Haha imagine being some kind of bath attendant and her coming in after days of traveling and fighting and demanding that you wash her stinky feet

i'm still pissed that you can't just change which character you play as without starting a completely new save file

this

SAUCE

give her your wives

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yuck

good luck bro

Entirely different facial structure.

I would help her to grow up if you know what I mean.

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i don't think he was being sincere

thinking about picking up this game just for her
but im worried ill want to koom everytime i play

Sauce

You can't post straight fire like this and not sauce a man

Her body looks so soft and nice to touch.

Kassandra

Thanks

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Someone go ask the cumbrians at /gif/ or /r/

Should I play as male protag or female protag

>all the nude mods look really bad
it still hurts bros

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"Be the change you want to see in the world"

female for the up-skirt shots whenever you swim

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face doesn't look remotely similar in any way. I wonder why people do this and then I remember that autistic people can't interpret faces.

I suspect he was making a joke, although there might be some issues with the autistic and interpreting humor as well.

no i dont think he was making a joke at all becasue theres no joke to be made there whatsoever

It's still hot as fuck homo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD DAMMIT

The joke only works if they actually look alike, otherwise it makes no sense

Is AC IV still the definitive game in the series?

That and Unity

literally who

imagine being so fucking stupid you can't laugh at something if it isn't a meme

face blind autists, all 11 of you.

I replayed it and the parkour is janky and clunky as fuck.
Also, way too many chase missions.

Is this game worth it now? I pirated when it came out and got bored about 15 hours in, despite enjoying Origins so much

nah origins is the best. If you don't like ancient egypt you're a degenerate

I said it and say it again: It's not even a good AC game and only got memed by piratefags
>hurr durr bad AC game is a good thing
Mechanic wise, IV is the most casual game (shit like running to dual kill or batman vision) and worse than 3

Origins is Bloat: The Game.

Well it has mountains of "content" but it gets very repetitive. If you enjoy the combat then go for it.

origins also fixed the stale ac formular

That's Odyssey and Brotherhood. Origins was far from bloat.

The combat is better than Origins tho, probably going to pirate the GOTY version once it comes out