Death Stranding has no gamepla-

Wouldn't all this hurt my package

>he sped it up

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I refuse to belive those are real gameplay footage

>take a few steps
>feet starts bleeding

See that mountain?

Too bad they're right, Kojima finally invented more brain dead enemies than Doom, at least those demons would come at you with murderous intent and not playing red light/green light

>It's going to be a movie gam-

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if he didn't the file would not fit

it looks like someone downloaded a GTA "getting started" pack from the Unity store

The jump looks so retarded

this is BOTW weiners level of delusion

>I'm the cook

Cope.

Why are the animations so fucking TERRIBLE? jumping, falling, stealth attacks, entering vehicles, they all look awful. Also why are so many actions cutscenes instead of in game? Stealth attacks and entering vehicles both makes you watch a mini cutscene each time. What the fuck is that shit

Ignoring how goddamn dumb this looks, why does the guard get knocked out? Why doesnt he squirm around and yell for his squad?

OP sped it up

> Doods, you can now play a watered down MGS5.

> Did you rike it?

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Instead of this idiotic shit Sam should just slip a big zip tie over the guy and then bop him on the head. At least it would make sense

Looks like fun I enjoy comfy games though.

>psssh.... nothing personnel..... kid....

The speeds irrelevant, the animations themselves are bioware tier

That jump tho.
The only interesting difficulty level in this game will be the one tailor made for journalists.

What a clunky clumsy fucking mess. If it was anyone other than Kojima everyone would be mocking it mercilessly

WE FLY HIGH

i like that jump

>everyone would be mocking it mercilessly
That's exactly what's happening, though.

H-hes fast!

i can literally do all those things in GTA
the game so far looks boring

kojima needs to show the boss fights
and what kind of gameplay it will have
i really hope its not just shoot it till it dies

>literally

Looks like Metal Gear Survive

Holy shit the game has a combat system? Awesome. I thought you just walked and delivered packages cross country.

He's not wrong, hell go buy Saints Row and you can do even more than that. And we've not even gotten into modding GTA.

YUU SIII DAT MOUNTAEINRUUUU???

Man fuck that. I just want to walk

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Did this really need to be awkwardly sped up?

>SONY walkman
kek

This is literally sped up footage, just go watch the gameplay for yourself instead of relying on a bunch of shitposters with vendettas.

y

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Cope.

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This almost put me to sleep.

>4 animations out of hundreds of incredible ones are terrible
>SHIT ANIMATIONS!!!

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This honestly looks fucking awful

why

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i watched the hour long footage they released and literally like 95% of it was him walking and doing pointless shit like where the fuck is the "game" part of this "video game". he could have made a movie out of this instead.

But will this still sell because of Kojimbo's name though? I really fucking hope not

Because it's cheaper for Sony to pay for exclusivity contracts than compete with their actual products and developers want a reliable revenue stream in what is plausibly a risky market.

It's bad for consumers. If the doj prevented this kind of agreement we'd probably see less AAA games but may get more inventive consoles.

Why is PC in this?
PCs, in all their iterations have sold way more than any other format.

Because babies are just equipment and you shouldn't get attached to them so guess what the plot is going to be about

>you feed the baby sperm and eggs to calm it down

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Surely there's something to the walking right?
I can't believe that they'd literally release something that just involves literally nothing for huge stretches of distance, as the terrain doesn't seem particularly engaging in terms of finding the correct route

>game will still sell millions
>Yea Forums will always be upset

MGS V clone: and that's a bad thing

look at what he drinks

The best part is that these movie cinematics conceal just how basic the gameplay is.

J U K E D

>game will still sell millions
Wrong.

I was actually looking forward to a comfy adventure game like it was looking to be but now it just looks like another MGS5 clone. I'm more disappointed than angry.

I like how this board complains 'all you do is walk' yet at the same time eats up shit like Skyrim/Witcher/Mass Effect that have even worse combat and vehicles.

>monster energy drink consumed

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Cope.

I can’t believe Mario games just involve running and jumping like there’s got to be more to it, because that’s just boring.

>Yea Forums liking Skyrim/Witcher/Mass Effect

Meme.

Don't forget that TORtanic killed this board all those years ago and it still hasn't recovered. Now everyone wants every game under the sun to be a mega flop for epic memes.

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This game is boring for most of the people that already had their fill of walking simulators, no matter how shiny the wrapping is.
BUT
Let's look at it from a casualfags pov.
>new concept
>lot's of new mechanics and hidden mechanics to figure out
>some kind of plot that is marketed to be great

This thing will sell. Despite me getting bored after 15 min gameplay i was a bit curious about all the new mechanics because i know that it's an autistic amount of fun for me.
The game covers enough niches to lure the common buyers in and that's all what matters for a game not to bomb in the sales.

As much as i want to hate this game, i just can't it's a retarded phenomenon and will be fun to watch unfold.
I don't even have a console but when it comes to PC, i'll def pirate it.

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he did the same with the mgsv trailers and the game turned out to be a masterpiece

Kojima always adds product placement in his games.

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but will it sell enough to make a profit?

It's using the Decima engine. It's NEVER coming to PC.

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literally it's ok when kojima does it

>A stamina restoring energy drink. MONSTER ENDERGY. Any timefall or other water that comes into contact with the canteen is absorbed, filtered, and mixed with energy particles inside. The canteen has also been treated with antifreeze technology.

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>counting walkman
Then I guess Microsoft wins easily.

EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR NOOOO YOURE SUPPOSED TO LIKE WHATEVER KOJIMA SHITS OUT!

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and there are more phones than all of them combined, we know the real winner

Maybe it's the presenter's fault, but that still looks boring as all fuck.

zune hardly sold anything tho

Unironically this.

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I guess it is since he has been doing it with every MGS game since MGS2.

Kek yeah dude Zune fucking bombed

Nope I'm right keep seething.

When's the next demo?

That's nothing that i care about. But as a guess, yes it will sell enough to be considered a success for kojima.
Well, then i'll directly watch some walkthrough on YT and skip the boring parts or watch a complete compilation of the important plot parts summed up.
If i really felt like missing out i'd just get a PS.

5 hours time

When the game drops for sale I hope.

I still don't understand what this game about.

Delivering packages across America.

i can't even imagine what the budget for this was

Is this game made for geriatrics or something? There's no way it's THIS slow?

Same as Mario
Save the princess

The combat actually looks fun as fuck. Look's like they'll be a ton of ways to approach fighting, a lot like mgsv, and the openness of gameplay was the best part of that game too.

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in your nearest theater

Probably like 30mil. Game isn't anything special aside from the Hollywood people.

Underrated.

There's a very easy difficulty mode just for people like you

Mt. Snakemore was kino.

How did Liquid Ocelot know what Big Boss would look like after he was reconstructed?

Yes, snappy unrealistic animations are more fun than boring, cinematic ones, especially when you're going to do lots of them. Merihari is also on point.

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Kino

This was MGS4 but when? I can't remember it.

I'm assuming he's tying him up and there are other methods of doing takedowns like in MGSV.

End of chapter 4, after the REX vs RAY fight.

At the end of the Shadow Moses chapter.

How come MGSfags are consistently the people who know the least about videogame development?
I still remember that time when MGSfags went on about how they want more "Fox Engine gameplay".
Maybe this is because of all those movies you "played".

Mostly for convenience like this user said.I got annoyed by the pick up animations of gothic 1 and 2 despite loving the game, picking up herbs felt so slow.

But also maybe for a less harsh youth protection rating. Some countries are strict and more violence=worse rating=less sales from kids.
With this trick you see what happens but you don't see it very detailed.

Ah okay, thanks guys

Based.

Why do you care?
Are you an investor?

>dude Kojima was so sick of MGS that he made 4+5 bad on purpose
and yet his first non MGS game is just a MGS5 clone with a pseud covering

uh okay, it's the traversing, outpost raiding, and resource collecting from MGSV
carrying a babby version

what happens when studios don't make money?

The Rex and Ray fight was one of the greatest moments in my gaming experience.

Also the Beauty and the Beast Unit girls would get me aroused

What parts of 4 does this have?
This looks like an evolution of the concept of MGSV.
In fact, i'm starting to think he didn't even want to make MGSV an MGS and wanted to make an entirely different game.

Because if it doesn't, we won't get another one.

>casually shotgunning a liter of MONSTER ENERGY

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Sick of the storyline, yes

At what point did Yea Forums start referring to combat as "gameplay"? And everything else just doesn't count as gameplay, then? I really fucking hate you idiots.

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They shut down.

Who cares?
This one is coming out.
After it comes out the developer is pointless, they can all commit collective suicide for all I care.

Definitely. The game isn't going to be mass appeal. Kojima is aiming to be the dude that auteurs appreciate nad play, like Kubrick or Lynch. It won't get the big streamer bucks and it won't get the years of content and DLC to keep it relevant, but it will be a game everyone knows about and remembers.

It will certainly make profit, but it won't be groundbreaking in the $$$ department. Creatively though, it will make waves, I'm certain. It already is.

Pre-ordered the collector's edition when they announced it. I want that fucking baby.

/nu/-v would HATE STALKER if it came out today

Kubrick didn't change shit in film. He was just Spielberg for people with 110 IQ.

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nice running simulator with no pride flags

It's popular to shit on MGS4, but personally it's my favorite MGS. And I'm a big fucking MGS fan. It's full to the brim with extremely memorable moments.

Shit talk Skyrim all you want, but outside D-Horse (which I highly resent being referred to as a "vehicle" but that's not the topic of discussion) and being on foot I can't think of a single form of transportation in MGSV that didn't feel like the worst iteration of said mode of transport in any game that I've bothered to put more than 10 hours in to date. I'm finding it hard to put to words, but there's something about the vehicles in the game that seems both unfinished and polished. It never feels like Snake driving a jeep, it feels like me controlling the Punished Snake Jungle Jeep Playset.
I guess a better way to put it might be, "I had more fun driving the Tiny Bronco in FFVII than I did driving any land vehicle in MGSV."

DMC was a mistake

Whatever way they can make themselves feel better about a game that's too much for their nonexistent budget.

>Kojima finally starts focusing on gameplay
>MGS drones sperg out
Reminder that MGS fags do NOT want gameplay in videogames, they only want le ebin story.
And not any kind of story, they want a direct to DVD B-movie tier with terrible dialogue and random twists every 10 minutes, because praising mediocrity seems to be a thing in videogames, seeing how much people eat up the shitty plot of MGS or DMC.

Seriously this. I haven't even been engaging in conversation about this game because the layers of bullshit I'd have to wade through before any real discussion just isn't worth it.

>Hai...
>Hai...
>Wakarimasssshta, hai
>Eeeeeehhh?
>Sugoi!
>Hai...
I'm just gonna wait for the English demo.

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DMC3 has the best story in any vidya.

I was imagining the benny hill theme and it looked ok desu. Good slapstick

Only thing Kubrick ever did was that he didn't want the audience members to be comfortable and instead wrestle with their own mortality over what they were seeing on screen

Basically a smart mans human centipede director

Oh right, based on MGS5 the gameplay consists of combat and running through empty wastelands to initiate more combat.

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daily reminder all these "playstation bros" console warring were xbox 360 loudest fanboys in the past

Yea Forums doesn't want to talk about this game.
Yea Forums decided they were going to hate it the moment it was announced because MGSV wasn't the movie they wanted it to be about Big Boss behaving like the fucking Joker.
Remember how people were just calling the game vaporware for no reason at all until the release date was announced?

The ideal scenario for Yea Forums would be that Death Stranding was cancelled, Kojima got hired back in Konami and would go back to making linear MGS games where 70% of it's length would be cutscenes.

Wow so it's like every other game

>Remember how people were just calling the game vaporware for no reason at all until the release date was announced?
No? I think people hated it because it was unfinished garbage with an incomprehensible plot.

>and the game turned out to be a masterpiece
I know deep in my heart that this is bait but I'm still vexed to no end
this looks so fucking cheap fuck you kojima

I'm not seeing Gameplay, user.

No, i'm talking about Death Stranding.
Since day one i've seen people saying it wouldn't come out.

>I think people hated it because it was unfinished garbage with an incomprehensible plot.
You don't care about it being unfinished, MGS2 was also unfinished (most of Strut 2 got cut) but since le ebin plot was finished, you didn't care.
Because that's what you want, more MGS movies.
The moment Kojima dared make a videogame you all sperged out.

You should just sell your PS4 and get a Netflix subscription if what you want is more of MGS1, 2 and 3.

>unfinished garbage with an incomprehensible plot.

Seemed fine to me. But what do I know, I just play video games for fun

If you are who I think you are, you're excited for a game with a character named Die Hardman. Think about that.

*ahem*
Looks better then botw.

>but it won't be groundbreaking in the $$$ department.
Most people don't realize this but MGS never was either. The series always did well but never came near block busting EA or Rockstar money. V is the most $$$ success of the series and Horizon Zero Dawn has sold several million more units than it.

>you're excited for a game with a character named Die Hardman
This is nothing new for Kojima or any piece of Japanese media

>He doesn't get the reference
Zoomer

Cope.

Have you seen how plot focused the marketing is for this game?
I want to see your opinion after you've sat through all the unskippable 20 minute cutscenes this trash is going to have.

it could only get worse from here, this ride will never end.

>V is the most $$$ success of the series
it didn't break even until a year after release, which is considered a bomb.

I do not care about the characters or plot.

Not that user, but you're a try-hard faggot if you can't at least understand why a AAA game that takes itself pretty seriously with characters like Die-Hard Man, Heart man, Dead-man, Mama, and Fragile is appealing to people.

I didn't know that, but it doesn't surprise me. Happy they got made at all, and happy weird AAA games are still happening. Control is encouraging too.

>Gameplay is just shallow TPS shit and even has slow down like that one god awful Splinter Cell game during most actions and in-between for retards.
>Haha look gameplay haha!

It looks even worse then a walking sim now. But you retards will buy anything that hack shits out won't you.

>Remember how people were just calling the game vaporware for no reason at all until the release date was announced?
That was hilarious. The game will officially release less than 4 years from the creation of the studio. Yea Forums constantly btfo by this game.
Remember when Yea Forums touted how Kojima was in extreme anger about how he couldn't get Keanu?

I don't understand why you constantly ignore mgs4. It was the most movie mgs and everyone but Sony dicksuckers hated it.

Probably some really convoluted shit that is super shallow once its explained.

>shallow

I BEEN TOATIN' POLES AY
SINCE A RUNNY NOSE AY
GOT A FAT RUGER FLICK IT AT YOUR HONEY COMB
HIDE OUT, WELL WE GON FIND OUT WHERE YOU RIDE OUT
AY AY AY
SHOOT YOUR BLOCK UPSIDE DOWN, INSIDE OUT AY AY
WE GOT GET IT IN-N-OUT IM PENNY PROUD AY AY
CUZ IM GETTING PENNIES NOW
AY AY
I MAKE MONEY FLY LIKE PIGEONS NOW
AY AY AY
WHERE THAT MONEY? IM GON GET IT NOW

pretty sure this game will bomb hard
they could have pulled this shit if V didn't sell so much (it was selling for literal peanuts the past couple of years) but everyone and their grandma knows what it plays like now, even being the monumental disappointment it was in everything but the gameplay department

honestly all I want to ask is: what the actual fuck were they thinking? it's mind boggling how they're blowing this thing up, an exclusive none the less, and it's just a lame clone with blatantly recycled animations in the year 2019
I mean fuck

>Have you seen how plot focused the marketing is for this game?
You mean just like MGSV?
Nah, Kojima's learned his lesson, doubt he'll make a movie game again.

Fuck you. Dr. Strangelove is kino and Barry Lyndon is masterfully shot.

So the defense for Death Stranding is:
>pretend Kojima can write
>pretend that it doesn't look exactly the same as MGS5
>make up a bunch of strawman arguments

I'm just really confused, because this game seems on par with MGS3 and Deus Ex in terms of the options it gives you. What's the issue? Game looks fine, and I can see why people wouldn't like it, but I can't see why people would HATE it

>It's a anonymous thinks Yea Forums represents the entire world episode

People liked MGS4 just look it up.. I personally loved it. I'm an Idort. It's my favorite entry.

The only thing Konami should be doing in the video games arena is reviving Castlevania, and remastering/remaking MGS1-4.

Does there exist a more aesthetic kino?

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>>make up a bunch of strawman arguments
I laughed

>Because babies are just equipment and you shouldn't get attached to them so guess what the plot is going to be about
rewatch the first trailer

Since when Kubrick became some kind of 'weird artsy' director with movies for narrow audience? lmao

>Since when was kubrick a weird artsy director

Are you kidding?

>didn't know that, but it doesn't surprise me. Happy they got made at all,
Yeah MGS always sold well and was very poorly among the video game community but you need the general mass appeal for the big $$$. Video games very well liked and bought by people that play video games isn't enough for people with their eye on the money.

>doesn't respond
I guess you won't bother responding to something that contradicts your narrative.
You probably won't respond to this post either once you read the part about MGSV getting a lot of hate because of the garbage level design.

Underage.

>Press X to Sam

Judge it after the next gameplay reveal which is in about 3 hours.

Kubrick is entry level

Too true. Just look at the "I want big anime titties or guns and swords" reactions to the game. It's clear this won't be for everyone and I personally am okay with that. I've never been one of those people that need other people to like something for me to enjoy it.

>which is in about 3 hours
what?

Your mom is entry level faggot. Tell her I said hi.

Kojima level sophistication

2 hours actually.
youtu.be/fymZ6AAybMM

If you think Kubrick movies are mass appeal/entry level then there's no point talking with you in a sophisticated manner. You're also dodging the point of comparison entirely by making the conversation about Kubrick when it was about his comparison in the role of hollywood to Kojima's role in video games as a medium. If you don't understand Kubricks role in his own medium, then yeah, you get this level of sophistication:

Your mom is an entry level whore and everyone knows it.

>Been saying forever that people are stupid to be excited for Death Stranding before we see any actual gameplay
>We finally see some "gameplay"
>It looks like shit

I wish I died in 2006 so I didn't have to see how shitty everything and everyone I once liked would become.

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This game looks so jank and boring. Also where in America looks like this?

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If you don't like Death Stranding, you have no soul

That's like saying Tarkovsky is entry level.

I wish you had too.

To be fair, i did like what i saw, but it's just fun to meme. It's sad but true.

Death Stranding is far too cerebral for most of Yea Forums. It's the thinking man's game.

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hate to break it to you but Kubrick isn't a hidden indie director that only you know about

>"Also where in America looks like this?"
>talking shit about a game he knows nothing about

>over 40 minutes of walking through mostly emtpy maps with a few snippets of stealth and action

Fuck, no wonder he added a super easy mode for those who are only interested in cutscenes.

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Neither is Kojima. That was never the point, so just stop replying to me before you make more of an ass of yourself on an anime message board.

If this isn't Fox Engine, they sure did a hell of a job making it look exactly the same.

Sorry I'm not aware of the plot intricacies of this boring ass looking game. Where does it take place then?

Honestly agreed. I'm hyped for the game but it is very funny. You can't make a game where you carry a baby around as a tool and drink Monster and not laught at it a bit

Looks fine to me. America looks like that because it's been flooded.

you guys meme but when this game releases you can bet 100% there'll be tards pissing their overalls over how misunderstood and underrated this game is

I think you can probably expect every reaction on the spectrum to most wide game releases. Nothing to get worked up over

America

>flooded
This isn't wind waker

Kojima is more like Nolan or Villeneuve. Pretty talanded in technical aspects guy who tries really hard to imitate greats but fails miserably.

he literally is, he's the first director every American pseud watches once they finish Kubrick's filmography

Yeah, I'm sure The Mirror is going to be topping a lot of people's favorite films of all time list.

I remember when I hated video games. user, come home. You don't have to hate anymore. Let it go.

Yes, Tarkovsky is entry level. So is Bresson, Bergman and Fellini

Wow Yea Forums, guess you have to rely on e-celebs now.

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>This isn't wind waker
You missed the part where everything's underwater and there's crabs and whales everywhere?

yes, i watch REAL directors. like michael snow

> you can literally play as Norman reedus carrying items that affect movement speed and center of gravity in gta5

Are you fucking retarded, you don't know what the word LITERALLY means?

That's an alternate world you go to when you die, you have to find your stuff in first person.

The world is like that because of rain that speeds up time.

DId you not see the map? it's the US. Same coastline

1 hour 35 minutes left

What's your point?

>Implying Seventh Seal isn't one of the best movies of all time

>If it was anyone other than Kojima
you autists wouldn‘t be here in the first place, getting upset over a fucking open world game

>starts at 12am PST
>it says that it's 9:30pm PST right now
>?????

That's a good comparison, probably why him and Refn get long so well. But personally, I don't think they msis the mark every time, some stuff they've done is pretty great, others not so much. Same with Kojima.

Yeah whatever nigger, everyone is entry level to you and you're a film auteur/genius we get it.

>he picks the most entry level Bergman film

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pretty accurate post
genuinely impressed there's still sane people on this site that don't just suck cock for the sake of it
I'm already dreading Dune's release next year but apparently it'll be the greatest thing ever (produced by LegendaryTM pictures)

n-nandato!

>That's a good comparison, probably why him and Refn get long so well

Hey hey careful here. Refn is an actual artist

yes you can skip every single game you want, my third world bro. long live gta

Nice cinematic there, retard.

I agree buddy, that's what I said in the rest of the post. But when you're doing weird artistic shit in such a popular medium you're guaranteed to be misunderstood occasionally, and in the medium that sometimes leads to commercial failure.

>play as Norman reedus carrying items that affect movement speed and center of gravity

Wait a second, that doesn't sound fun at all.

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y that is meaningful

Who is the Lynch of vidya?

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But is it HIDEO or KOJIMA developing this game?

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Suda51

>some poor jap had to miss christmas with his family in order to spend a night at the office modelling mount snakemore, which shows up for 1 second, is never mentioned anytime else, and has no purpose

This is the most reddit thing I've ever seen lmoa. Kojima is more like James Cameron or Nolan in a sense they're a bunch of fucking hacks

>the collar on solidus
what the fuck lmaoooooo

It's from his battle suit in MGS2. You don't think that's just a shirt or jacket with an unusually tall and square collar, do you?

>Nolan is a hac-

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>throw your semen at enemies

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nah nigga that's obvious as shit
check big boss' head though, they both got collars
it's ridiculous on so many levels

Did you even play MGS2?

k

GTA rip off.

This can't be real.

so who are the snakes on there?
i see big boss on the left, old snake on mid left, i think raiden on mid right, and venom snake on right 9 years before venom was a thing. is that right?

very big

It's Solidus, Solid, young Liquid and Big Boss from left to right you big dunce.

>refn is an actual autist
No shit, Sherlock.

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Boy you sure are retarded.

we can assume ocelot saw the body while big boss was in cryo/digital purgatory

see
how this isn't a samefag is beyond me
I don't get which of my post implied I didn't know what the collar was and not ridiculing it's inclusion on a mountain sized bust for the lack of other defining characteristics
nice autism though

America is vast, you could be talking from Seattle to Miami, or even Alaska and Hawaii if they want to get silly.

Based Refn

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Windows

Try using more descriptive language, son. How the hell was I supposed to understand that much from
>what the fuck lmaoooooo

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Big Boss's collar is from his overcoat.

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>dude do you even know about Kubrick
lmao @ Yea Forums film knowledge

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dat soundtrack
youtube.com/watch?v=PxBGukgq2cM

Based.

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>Posting a chart made by a 4channer to prove film knowledge

Fucking christ.

>Level ∞+1 is the ass of the person that made this
>The only thing it contains is the head of the person that made this

Tarr isn't obscure, though.

so it's MGSV with a backpack
lmao

biggus dickus

>Yea Forums film knowledge
much better than Yea Forums I'll say that fucking much
the monthly Kubrick thread is as patrician as those fuckers infesting nigflix:the board are willing to go
that's when they're not fighting over who the best american youtuber is that day

>Kubrick is based, look at my cinegrid
it's pathetic that you can't just admit to yourself that you know literally nothing about the artform

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The only good thing about Yea Forums is Moner threads.

>consume 5 bottles of ME
>dies of heart attack

>He says, after posting an image he saved from 4chans television image board

Yeah buddy, you got me good. also, I've never even made a fucking cinegrid and think wasting time doing something like that in and of itself is cringe. Plus, I want to stress that the conversation was placing Kubrick in the medium and comparing his place to Kojima's in his respective medium. No one ever said Kubrick was the best director of all time, just that he was never AAA mass appeal.

I think you should just go take your amazing patrician taste that no one can understand but you and go fuck yourself with it.

cope more you dumf snoy nigger faggots, all your games are shit

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it's only that way because of the long forgotten taboo of crossposting which turned the board into a shitposting playground for /pol/ and Yea Forums even though those boards have dedicated shitposting sub boards of their own (/vr/, /vg/, /aco/, /his/, /int/, /bant/, hell even Yea Forums).

>Kubrick never had mass appeal
Where does this idea come from? He made some of the most famous movies of all time that are still referenced heavily in pop culture.

>Snoy games are shi-

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BALLIN

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>mass replies
>“c-cope“
oof that‘s gonna be a yikes

>low skill "SO COOL!!!" button mash shit
Death Stranding would be far, far more enjoyable than that shit.

I'm fairly certain nowhere in America looks like this. It looks like Iceland or one of the Scandinavian countries: volcanic and lacking in trees due to how cold and North it is. This could pass for Canada but not the United States.

Totally bro

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The game has common rain that speeds up time by decades on whatever it touches, of course it's gonna look like Iceland.

>Yea Forums decided they were going to hate it the moment it was announced because MGSV wasn't the movie they wanted it to be about Big Boss behaving like the fucking Joker.
no, they decided they hated it because it was a sony exclusive.

>What is New Hampshire

>Monster snatching up all the sponsorship deals while Red Bull lags behind

Kek. Shouldn't have made fun of weebs.

It's hilarious how westacucks prop this up as good combat, or combos.

>No one ever said Kubrick was the best director of all time, just that he was never AAA mass appeal.
I love it when people on this board try to talk about other more respected and established mediums like film. It always outs them as the manchildren they are.

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Nice damage control lie, faggot.
Video rendering size is based on source-converted resolution, not the converted speed or framerate.

That's not a bad thing, though. They're entry level in the sense that people who are not big into film have probably heard of them and therefore are probably the first they'll check out when they actually want to start watching real movies but they're still great director.

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new hampshire looks literally nothing like that

DMC3 had better combat than this back in 2005

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Did you know that one of main guys in charge of Decima Engine is also now in charge of new Call of Duty engine?

>Implying vidya isn't high art

>showing a long cinematic for a simple takedown in an attempt to prove it's not a movie game
You Kojimadrones have no self-awareness.

This and Barry Lyndon are aesthetic kino.

modern phones are pcs

>videogames
>art

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Context? What did redbull do?

They might be art by the broadest definition but anybody who ranks vidya anywhere near literature, music, or film should be put to sleep.

*sips* yep just carrying tons of shit and a baby while fighting ghosts

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You should check out Paolo Sorrentino's movies and television series at some point. They look very good. And are very good.

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RUNNING SIMULATOR

>press one button
>game does the entire "attack" for you
w-woah...

Watch Clockwork Orange and Eyes Wide Shut with your Mom and Dad and let me know how mass appeal they are. I'm not comparing Kubrick to Kenji Misumi, but he didn't make the types of movies EVERYONE likes. It's the same with Koji. Millions made, still not a mass appeal product. If you can't understand what I'm saying here and just keep moving around the goalpost to pretend you know more and shitpost then just stop replying. Ignoring the rest of the context of my post so you can act like you know anything about film because you hang aorund Yea Forums doesn't lend to the conversation we're having here.

They dont, and haven't since the ps2 era

Is there another presentation today?

Damn these snoy niggers are really delusional, they unironically believe that their shitty walking simulator is good lmao

Death Stranding is coming to PC. OH NO NO NO NO

Based.

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>watch Rated R Kubrick flick
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>Decima engine game
>PC
Cope.

>Eyes Wide Shut
>not mass apeal
It's just a mystery drama film with fucking TOM CRUISE and NICOLE KIDMAN in the main cast dude.

Not him but

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So will you be able to get your own team of ludens(?). That would be pretty sick.

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Who is the target audience for this garbage? Even my normalfag friend doesn't want it.

>Watch Clockwork Orange and Eyes Wide Shut with your Mom and Dad and let me know how mass appeal they are
But what about Full Metal Jacket, The Shinning, Space Odyssey, Barry Lyndon, Dr. Strangelove, Paths of Glory and Spartacus, Lolita? Bitch please.

normalfags don't actually enjoy G A M E P L A Y

They can never defetus

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MK11 kerfuffle. Whoever was running Red Bull's esport twitter account decided to chime in and shit on anime. Particular anime fighting games. Obviously didn't sit well with a lot of people so they panicked and deleted the tweet then proceeded to act like it never happened. It being the internet, people never forget, and saved screenshots of the post so whenever Red Bull PR act hyped about anything tangentially related to Japan people are quick to bring up their PR fuck up.
In any case I doubt it had a HUGE impact but I'm sure they learned their lesson. Just do what Monster does. Sit back and coast on meme status to sell the product for you. Then again, Red Bull doesn't have meme status so maybe the "woke" angle was an attempt to elevate their social media standing. Clearly didn't work out.

Are snoy niggers really hyped for this piece of shit ?

Anyone with actual taste is.

Lmao at people who think Kojima have the same standard as Kubrick. If you let Kojima direct a film it would be disastrous, the guy doesn't know how to create a coherent plot. And his writing is subpar that's why his game is full of retardedness

Colorado in spring
Washington State
fucking minnesota?
You people haven't ever gone outside have you?

Anyone with actual taste has looked thru all the marketing mumbo jumbo and noticed what it is: Sugar coated nothing.

>monster energy literally such a dangerous and unnatural substance that even paranormal shit like timefall gets casually turned into more monster energy upon touching that shit

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Dark Souls multiplayer elements
Breath of the Wild exploration/terrain
MGSV stealth/gameplay.
Post-apocalyptic Kojima story about the power of life itself (strands powered by BB the baby) vs death and the ending of time itself.

Gonna make Shin Megami Tensei look like little baby shit

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It's going to be better than bloodstained

I hope it's the meme that puts the nail in the coffin of ironic memes as a society. Young people need to understand that quality is necessary in everything. I hope that's somehow secretly the message in the game since the gameplay is obviously so barebones. I'm hyped anyway. I hope the ending is that you've been living in the fake "world" (like the internet) and you've been nurturing this baby that'll save us all in the real world.

Based red bull I'm might buy it now. And aside from USA no one else drinks monster.

This.

There better be some forests or vegetation in this game somewhere, it'd be really sad if all you see are nondescript plains and hills for the entire playtime, whether they be desert, snow or grass flavored.

>based Red Bull
>pussy out at the first sign of push back

Yeah I can see why you'd relate.

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Where in the fucking United States outside Alaska can you stand and see zero fucking trees?

The game could be mistaken to take place in Iceland.

I don't want to defend this game because it looks like shit but I think it's supposed to take place in either early earth or after some catastrophe.

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Minnesota has plenty of places like that.
California, Florida, You ever heard of Idaho? Tennessee? There are no trees for fucking miles. You do realize there are entire biomes devoid of trees right? The Rockies has stretches that look exactly like that.

How much longer til the 30 min demo?

>you can actually go climb up the mountain

THAT'S MY THING YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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Wew that engine exists in a PC and everything gets exported to something a PS4 can run, if the dev has any competent programers it will run 10x better on a PC since consoles are still underpowered pieces of shit.

>inb4 kojima used topographical satellite images and ai to auto generate an entire earth and make it mostly empty, and have players slowly build and move across it all

>entire biomes devoid of trees
Bullshit, you wouldn't be able to breathe there

It's a real shame that the box art is such garbage.

Lol wat? Ever hear of the artic? The Sahara desert literally half of Australia, the OPEN OCEAN.

Whatever it is, it looks beautiful. The game seems to be exactly as I expected it to be so i'll have a fun time. Comfy hiking, beautiful views, and still plenty of action and tension.

I believe this was intended to be the box art, and got denied because BBs are too weird for consumers or whatever bullshit. It's pretty similar looking to the one we have now, isn't it? I'm hoping for a reversible cover.

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Sometimes I wish I could post two images so I could also post a webm of a surgical brain removal that I'd Photoshop a (You) onto.

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I highly doubt Sony let Kojima do all this risky stuff with all their money and then cucked him on the boxart. The deluxe edition has a steelbook that is also just Norman's face, albeit a much better version.

>the OPEN OCEAN
That's a bad choice. The majority of the oxygen in our atmosphere comes from the ocean.

tgs gameplay when?

How much money did this spend on this dumpsterfire?

You’re proving his point, those trees don’t have to be there because muh oxygen reasons

Sorry but this game looks like shit.

except for the obvious lush green environment

Couple hours but I don’t know exactly and no one will respond because they’re too fucking busy shitposting and falsflagging rather than examine it if it’s actually good or not

38 MINUTES, GET IN HERE FAGS

youtube.com/watch?v=wT8-QIaXNRE

Yeah, but the implication was the open ocean is devoid of oxygen producing organisms like a barren desert is when that couldn't be further from the truth.

Watch it for yourself, most of the information can be absorbed without understanding what he's saying. It's a love it or hate it type of thing. I personally love it except for a few janky animations here and there.

I feel like the biggest problem is that everything we’ve been shown so far besides the cutscenes just looks like a tech demo or something that could be made with unreal assets. Hopefully they’ll show some really wild gameplay tonight but we’ll see.

80% of oxygen comes from plankton, you dont need trees. Plankton is the whole reason why the animal kingdom exists

>yoooooooong out man
No, link a better stream

this is LITERALLY a MGSV reskin

yes algae isn't trees, brush isn't trees, cacti aren't trees, grass isn't trees.
Also oxygen as a gas has this weird property of trying to reach equilibrium like every other gas and liquid ever basically. Crazy I know. Don't let people convince you there isn't enough air to go around, because that's what they did with food and now 60% of the population is obese and 10% are dying of starvation. Unfortunately food doesn't travel great distances on it's own to reach equilibrium and logistics are still making people insanely rich.

It's the only one with a live translation.

30 min till we find out if this truly is Amazon delivery man simulator

Why does Solidus have a mustache when had a beard?

>Kubrick wasn't meaningful for film as a medium

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I mean nothing's stopping you now. I dont wanna hear some edgy boy shitting up my uzbeki pole dancing forum threads anyway

name one good director he influenced

Every single one after him.

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>literally

PTA

Gaspar Noé

Lynch. And vice versa.

northern US states like montana, north dakota or minnesota

the only difference between the game area and large parts of the US, is the lack of trees in game, which may be explained by how rain works in the game

Anyone else thought the jump over the chasm looked like an unfailable jump? I'm worried the game will just railroad you to make the jump 100% of the time.

>entry level
>director to check AFTER you watch an entry level director

umm sweetie

It's literally only on screen for like 3-4 seconds, probably because of how nutty it is
That image is pretty much a snapshot of MGS4 as a whole. Too much self reference and flamboyance.

The game looks really interesting but I'll probably won't play it or care unless it comes to PC. Those fps drops was the demo was pretty horrendous and also all of those online components, I'm not gonna pay psplus. Shame because the online mechanics is one of the most interesting parts about the game.

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Well, it was specifically only possible because he picked up a piece of equipment that enhances speed and the length you can jump beforehand.

the saddest part about all these inconsistently online games like souls and such, You HAVE to play on launch to guarantee a good amount of player interaction. I bought bloodborne so long after it came out and I've probably seen like a dozen bloodstains, half a dozen meme notes and never pvpd ever.

There were zero FPS drops, just game-induced slowmo at times. Were you on drugs while you watched it?

It took them years YEARS to fucking show combat, but at least it looks like it could be fun

nolan and cameron are nothing alike lmao

nolan is a great cinematographer but shitty writer who can put screenplays on film but if he himself writes it all, it becomes a mess

cameron is an autist who makes movies just to satisfy his autism, but he somehow makes them into smash hits

if kojima is like anyone, he is like spielberg where his breakout movie/game (jaws and MG) had terrible logistics issues and they couldnt make the product they wanted (fake shark and mg engine limitations). so they had to work around it (remove shark from film and change to stealth to reduce enemy bullets at a time). that started them into the habit of trying to innovate different aspects of the medium, which are *usually* successful

Guess you missed it when he was on the bike thing.

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS BASICALLY A RESKINNED MGSV WHAT A SHITSHOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND YOU ASSHOLES WAITED YEARS FOR THIS!!! KOJIMAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>entry level means watching one director
yikes, I forgot I was on a video game (toy) board

Yeah to play this far after launch, only to see a bunch of items or objects left by other players making your playthrough way too easy.

if you need to watch someone elses filmography first, then its not "entry level"

Show me. All I remember is him going slowmotion while on the bike near the top of the hill past the bridge.

>the phrase "entry level"
>being applied to anything other than a single task or singular piece of information
Why are you still here mr brainiac?
not even making it easy, the only things left were memes like shit in front of patches and dumb shit like that.

Keep repeating it, seethecuck.

Is there a second round of gameplay happening right now?

BROOOO TORTANIC BROOOOOOS WHOAAAAAA AN EPIC FAIL!

>nolan is a great cinematographer
Nolan is not a cinematographer at all. Wally Pfister would be the person you are probably referring to. He was the DP for almost every Nolan film. Or maybe you are thinking of Hoyte van Hoytema, the DP for the last couple of Nolan film.

I see the "people want a tortanic" meme way more than I see people actively trying to tank games. It's almost like you're just butthurt that people don't like the game.

thanks for only reading my post and nobody elses, stranger

pee

Has the second playthrough from the TGS happened yet or what?

tomás urbano

You missed it

Found the loser that doesn't like direct to DVD B-movies with terrible dialogue and random twists every 10 minutes

In 5 minutes. Anyone have a link?

This genuinely looks fucking awful. Are people really excited for this game?

youtu.be/fymZ6AAybMM

Thanks. Google kept directing me to yongyea and I didn't want to see it with him or give him views.

>Trailer shows Madds leading a zombie troop with guns
>No one seems to has guns in the game

>uses a handgun in release trailer, also uses a rifle on skeleton soldier

They show Sam using guns when he's in the WW2-like area. Wake the fuck up, user. That was on a trailer and Sam uses a machine gun as well on the normal map.

>ww2

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This is literally what all Kojidrones think, I see lots of them comparing this to COD of all things

>385m Walkman devices sold between 1979 and 2009

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Le cherrypicked clip out of 50 minutes of walking. It's literally worse MGSV gameplay. The chiral shit mite b cool but you nuggets shouldn't delude yourselfs into believing it'll be good.

>le deep message game about building and bringing people together
Right, just how everyone came together in MGSV for the nuclear disarmament shit, oh wait they didn't. Kojima is literally rehashing his ideas.

I'll give the game a chance but I'm not very hopeful.

Nolan has a style. Some directors their style overshadows the DP for bad or good. That's what they are referencing. The look, the style. Nolan has one.

Same way some cinematographers overshadow the directors style or look. Watch a Conrad Hall or Roger Deakins movie and you can tell they were the DP. When I watch a Coen Brothers movie or recently BR 2049 I see Deakins not the director. When I watch a Nolan film it looks like a Nolan film.

Other collabs its hard to tell whos style you're seeing come through more like Wes Anderson and Yeoman or Paul T Anderson and Elswit.

Looks like a MMO. That's not a good thing.

this. I loved mgs, mostly dislike 5 and I'm really just in this for the scenery and that memery.

IF you guys think about it only the Metal Gear series has had any amount of gameplay. In Silent Hill what did you do? You walked around a foggy area and solved puzzles. What did you do in P.T? You walked the same L shaped hallway for 3 hours until you either got bored or miraculously happened upon the requirements to see the actual trailer.

Kojima's always been a hack.

fpbp

Literally looks exactly like metal gear survive

>video games are actually a vast medium of varying degrees of manual input with varying visual, audio, and haptic feedback
hold the god damn phone WHAT

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Back to Discord.

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That split screen thing where part of the screen is gameplay footage, another part is showing Kojima and the MC and the rest is literally empty space really pisses me off.

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Parts of this action look very engaging, and the world certainly seems very fleshed out and satisfyingly crunchy. But the scampering around of the weightless, pudgy player character at improbable speeds is comical.

>literally

That's WW2, but where he was shooting skeletons in the release date trailer is WW1.

>it's "Kojima reveals every little meme-mechanic ahead of release" episode

>everyone asks for gameplay
>he shows over an hour of mostly walking and pissing.
>there are still handfuls of characters/scenarios/environments we haven't seen
>the game is out in a month
yeah I'm more intrigued if anything. these presentations are absolute snoozefests though desu.

it's not fox engine.

still makes me chuckle, in a good way

hehhhhhhhhhh

What are you talking about?

Without a shadow of a doubt Suda51. I discovered the joy of David Lynch this year and have steadily working my way through his body of work. I'm also a huge Suda bod ever since I played Killer7 at the age of 13. The similarities were striking and brilliant: "this guy is Suda's inspiration no. 1" I realised, way more than pseudohacks like Tarantino or Lucas.

based

you forgot
>uaaaaaaaah!?

How many christmases does everyone get in a lifetime? And how many average "I modelled MOUNT SNAKEMORE"s does everyone get to bring up at parties? You're welcome.

The fact that MGS fags don't know anything about gameplay.
They don't know how engines work, they don't know how game development works, they don't even know what the purpose of each worker in a game is.
And they don't know how budgets work either.

It's like that sick bath water some thot sold on ebay and gave one of her pigs poison

>pseudohacks

yikes

>ywn model mount snakemore
fuck Christmas and fuck video game "unions"

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so are consoles

Presently debating whether to decry this as the most extreme dilution of the term "autistic" to just mean "eccentric" thus far, or to shrug and accept this as a newer and more amusing use of the term that it ever had before as a dangerous conflatory medical category

>literally all electronics are a series of circuits and microprocessors with accessories like cameras, screens, and fans attached
dang these death stranding threads always get my almonds activated

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lol

Based and lolpilled.

What is this game, seriously? I've seen so many screenshots and clips over the past few months and it's all been some guy with a huge cumbersome backpack running around the same hilly environment and not really doing anything. What is exciting about it? What haven't I seen that's making it get 400+ reply threads?

this game looks so boring

It's by Kojima, combined with the fact it looks utterly weird.

>game

Anyone who is hyped after this is deluded. If these last two days didn't lower your hype, I commend you, it Jesus this went from a potentisl GOTY to just praying its not a 2/10

I don't watch trailers or streams because I'm not a fucking homo. My utterly uninformed opinion is worth more than whatever bullshit they try to feed you.

I never understood the initial hype desu. Looked mysterious n shit and I definitely wanted to know what's up with the baby but nothing that screamed "buy this"

How in the fuck do you come up with such a crazy concept and make it into a generic 3rd person open world game? Why, dude? Like seriously... just fucking why? Kojima is a hack. Metal Gear sucks and so will this. If this is what Silent Hills was going to be then I'm glad it got cancelled. Konami did the right thing.

So when the game comes out and it's complete shit, will Yea Forums still defend it?

>still defend it
>when 90% of the board calls it shit

This.

more like when the game comes out and is widely accepted as game of the century, Yea Forums will never admit to being wrong

I like that these animations are not cinematic, but at the same time they look shit.

Yea Forums is going to shit on the game no matter what because its a playstation exclusive

>it's not fox engine.
Please, refrain from using the internet ever again you retard.

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Just like BotW?

Cope.

Sub 80 metacritic score.

I now hope that the game is 99% walking because this combat looks like shit, driving is the only thing that looks right.

P.T was at least very short, so it didn't have a chance to become boring.

>walkman

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Exactly. As an idort I can confirm.

I have a ps4 and I think it looks silly. at least, the gameplay aspect. and who knows what the story is.

More interested in Persona 5R desu

>That was hilarious. The game will officially release less than 4 years from the creation of the studio. Yea Forums constantly btfo by this game.

I get that he got an engine that was already done. But how did he make the game so fast? Like, is he some team management god or did he just hire one? I think for example. Ass Creed Origins, which also had an engine that was mostly done when they started production, took something like 5 or 6 years to make and that's a fucking Ubisoft studio.

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maybe he finished the game so quickly because its literally just a walking simulator

>literally

>no argument

There are places like that all over America. America is humongous with incredibly diverse geography and a lot of it is unincorporated. I live in boring white bread South Jersey suburbs and it's not a long trip to Jim Thorpe where it feels like you suddenly stepped into Colorado, it's even been nicknamed things like Little Switzerland.

I think the shitposting alone will be worth the cost of the game.

Only reason I'm getting it, t b h.

yeah. they actually teamed up to make this

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Kubric made only 3 good movies and his best one was Dr. Strangelove so that nigga isnt even good. people just like how edgy he is. big whoop

>This meme has a polish accent

wow just look at all that nothing

not just all that nothing, all those vaseline smeared clay looking textures

This is a silly statement that reveals a lack of appreciation on Kojima's part for the capacity of interaction to be itself deeply moving and significant.

Worse, it gives lip service to the great idiot Ebert himself, and it needless restricts the game purveyor in a way that the rest of art is fine without. Sometimes you go to see a movie and leave totally unmoved by what you saw - ditto for playing a game. The notion that everyone who plays a game MUST have a good time is nauseating, and leads to the theme parkification poisoning many titles today and indeed much of basic life. Art is experimental, authentic, novel, original and wild, and thus by definition NOT reliable, safe, known to work, stable, mild. Only mild things can be enjoyed by everyone.

Neither did MGSV, so yeah, still no gameplay.

I don't agree with spoiling so much of a movie as profound as EWS with an image this cheap to distribute.

That you believe this speaks volumes.

>people still saying its not MGSV with a new coat of paint
Hilarious. This is basically Part 3 of MGSV: Death Stranding with new characters, you'd have to be blind and retarded to not see through the charade. It'll be forgotten after a week or two of release.

so much............content......... whoa..........

The graybeards have called, and I shall come...

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Based and Hrothgarpilled.

>ywn hang out, smash a few cold ones and watch kino with oliver stone and putin

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is monster the piss of the baby?

>copy paste MGSV gameplay into a new game
>world is even more empty
good job kojimbo, instead of looking at what MGSV did wrong you only fucking amplified what made it shit

>not including playing cards sold since 1889

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>Xcucks and Konami shills at maximum seethe

It's OK, you had another bad TGS. You'll forget in a week.

lmfao retard

looks kinda ... ehm ... boring?

wtf it's a sneak attack, how many buttons should you have to press?

this is an edit right?

serious question what's with the ridiculous amount of shit the character is carrying? It just looks stupid.

Looks just like mgsv, what a piece of shit

LITERALLY A WALKING SIMULATOR MOVIE game

Is this a sci-fi Lewis and Clark game?
Travel easy to west across America?

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Exoskeletons.

What do you mean? Clearly they're the same height.