This is Hasebe and Mami, the BEST girls in River City

Mami does things to my dick. Why bros?

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Cute girls

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>fighting over some sloppy seconds

She's so super pettable.

>short hair
>blonde
>flat
>smug
It's only natural to want to, say, mating press her into submission and eventually marriage.

Because you're so gay you see traps everywhere.

>Every night

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You are gay

They look like traps.

based
Kyoko and Misako are seething

Those ares some nice ironing boards you got there.

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Kunio and Riki have amazing taste

Should've been playable 2bh.

Holy shit it was foreshadowed from the start

>be the biggest chads of their school
>goes for the flattest girls possible
Are they gay?

and probably each other on the side

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I'm a tits man first and foremost and I would have gone for Mami and Hasebe too.
They're just too cute.

I can't believe you play as two cuckqueans in this game. Fucking based.

they mock your very life

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Are Kunio and Riki cute girls too?

Reminder: as long as there's cute girls in your game, people will buy it, especially waifufags, regardless if it's mediocre.

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This

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Those are the faces of someone that saw my dick

TOP KEK

>yfw they have crazy bisexual foursomes with Kunio and Rikki every night

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Haven't played this, but I would bend Mami over a table.
Is it worth playing? I suck at them but I love beat em ups

it's okay, there are some really annoying things that hold it back but i had a decent enough time with it (granted i pirated it, after finishing it i can safely say the pricetag is too steep)

They're cunnyseurs.

She looks like girl butters

too bad riki can't keep up and mami eventually ditches him

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that face probably

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based

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Why can't anyone draw mami's face right

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WayForward is well aware of that, user.

>cuck Kyoko and Misako out of their boyfriends in universe
>cuck them out of their fanbase irl
How do they do it

Any feet pics?

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Why are they so... flat?

In men.

Breasts are problematic

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Well, yeah, if you'd played just about any other Kunio game you'd know what was going on. Which is why the West was so shocked, because they'd only played the NES game where the names got all fucked in localization.

Flat girls are best girls.

So that's why everyone hates my girlfriend

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Years of bullying experience

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Those fags must be secretly fucking each other and using these ironing boards as a coverup

post more

Can you unlock them or are the creators hacks forcing you to use the shitty ones forever?

>you can't play as them

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I wish

Human weapon was a fucking mistake

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How good is this game? Saw it on Steam, didn't look like my cup of tea, but if it's kino, I'll give it a try

>After the first conversation with them Kyoko says "They seem nice", implying she has no idea who they are
>Later on it's shown that she already knew the both of them
A+ writing

if you don't like this type of game then i wouldn't advise it, emulate rcr first to see if you like it

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Mämmi.

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Her face wasn't right to begin with. Her visage is like an amalgamation of smug and mockery.

I don't know why but soft and fluffy girls being complete bitches gets me DIAMONDS.

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just really close friends

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Cope harder & kill yourself you faggot shill cuck
One biggest flaws with the way the game is designed is that all of the entrances require you to press X to use them, but that also happens to be the game's basic attack button. So anytime you zone in, if you start pressing X to combo an enemy who spawns right next to the door you'll find yourself being sent to the area you were just at. This is a very, very, very basic game design element that I'm surprised wasn't fixed in even the alpha. Even something as simple as mapping the command to another button would make combat less of a problem as you now have to run away from the area's entrance before you can start fighting every time.

Really gives the impression that the game's playtesters were asleep at the wheel while the VA's were being sucked off.
>6 levels
>only 2 hours long
>garbage spritework
>garbage artwork
>LE EPIC DAB SHIT AM I BLACK NOW XD?
>DUDE IT'S IRONIC BRO
>SJW devs
>gay forced dabbing shit
>paying vtubers to shill the same too
>garbage voice acting
>turned riki into kpop stan bait
>arin hanson is voicing billy from double dragon
>$30 for digital, $35 (probably $40 or $45 with shipping) for physical
>requires gtx 950 or higher
>Haha Misako is really angry lol
>Haha Kyoko is retarded lol
There you go, that's 100% of this game's dialogue.
>I'm waiting so I can buy this new chapter of this manga I'm reading
>LMAO I DON'T KNOW A SINGLE WORD YOU JUST SAID TEEHEE!!!!!!!
>M: DAMN THE CALL IS FROM A BLOCKED NUMBER
>K: Is blocked number someone you don't like?
>Misako's VA also can't say Riki's name right either,
> wayforward spent more money on the marketing (including shills on Yea Forums) and e-celeb faggotry than actual development on this game
>cuckqueens the game
youtube.com/watch?v=kyWKFQ7bklQ
also see
this game was contract work, the contract is finished, so the game is done. They aren't coming back to it.
river city shills cucks BTFO
>gay shill general

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wrong.

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Imagine being so mad about a game being popular that you write a wall of text like this and pasta it into every thread about it.

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he's still this mad

You forgot to post the GDrive link for a download of the game.

Based

Cute

>still this mad
>I beat he can't do the powerbom

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If they were really the true girlfriends, why the fuck are they so bitchy? Were this bitchy in the other Kunio games?

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>being popular
>can't even break 2k copies sold
Nice delusion shill. :)

No. Mami was pure and Hasebe was like the cool big sis.

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source?

mfw cute girls never fall for me.
It's only the fat/chubby girls that matched with me on tinders.
Should i start going gym frequently? im only going occasionally now.

From what I could find out, no they weren't Hasabe and Mami were actually pretty nice. If anything, this game is like a big parody of the series.

They're only mean to the two psycho bitches who are literally stalking their boyfriends.
Also, Hasebe taught Kunio everything he knows about fighting gangs. No joke.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ws444r652OY

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source

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this was already posted

According to Steam DB it looks like it's had at most 496 players playing at one time.

steamdb.info/app/1049320/graphs/

Across PC, PS4, and Switch I don't think it'll break 10,000 copies. Its sales figures won't be released until the end of the quarter.

to be fair, everyone in that city seems like a douche.

Not entirely wrong, Kyouko even points it out at one point.

God why are psycho girls so fucking HOT

They act so much like the generic "cool kid clique" antagonists you'd see in cartoons. Which is weird because that type tends to be pitted against morally upright but kinda awkward and not overly popular protagonists (or the Eds), not so much sporty, skull-cracking delinquents.

Remember when people knew enough to shun these non-Japanese deviantart wapanese OEL crap? This modern generation of weebs really are cancer.

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Killed your faggot thread twice, you fags should be ashamed

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>OEL art
into the trash it goes

I'm really liking RCG but I really dislike that you don't know the exact effects of food and accessories before buying them. Makes every purchase feel like a gamble, especially when some of the items can be pretty expensive. At least with buying new moves I know I'll be able to use them in some situation, but some accessories are basically a waste of money. Imperfect information is shitty design in nearly all games except for roguelikes.

You always want to eat every piece of food anyway

River City Girls is an OEL spin-off of a Japanese series.

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>some accessories are basically a waste of money
Pretty much every accessory is an overly-niche and fiddly waste of money. I just run with scissors and the accessory that gives me a tiny amount of special meter passively. Also the designers set it up so you need to eat pretty much every healing item exactly once to max out stats. They don't tell you that, but that's how it is.

I won't play this until Hasebe and Mami are playable

Hasebe is so cute and bitchy. I want her to beat me up and laugh at how pathetic I am

>girls
dropped

Because she's a blonde version of this girl

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i-is there more

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They are genderbent versions of Tweek and Craig

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Well that's not good

i-is this real

S-SOURCE

>why are they bitchy to the girls listing after their boyfriends

Are you sure? It's pretty heavy.

just use saucenao

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mami looks insane

can you unsource me thanks

Oh forget it then what the fuck it looked so sweet. Im annoyed now.

Don't stop now dude I'm still interested

She looks like she's into a stuffing fetish. Does she have a stuffing fetish? if so plesase give source

Flat = justice

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It's not as graphic as you'd expect for the subject matter but I wouldn't really know since I don't normally seek it out

I'd post the baby soup page but I'm not sure if that's vacation worthy or not

They got a catchy boss music.

So which duo do you prefer? Kyoko and Misako or Hasabe and Mami?

Unironically? I like Hasabe and Mami more. Their personalities are funnier, their designs are cute, really their only flaw is they appear to be flatter than shit.

Honestly as duos go I thought Misako and Kyoko were weak
Out of the two I only ever liked Kyoko and I feel they didnt play each other well enough
Hasebe and Mami for me as well, definitely
>really their only flaw is they appear to be flatter than shit.
Thats a positive tho

Too bitchy for me. If Hasabe and Mami actually are nice, we see none of it in this particular game.

I enjoy Kunio and Riki. You know, for those who aren't retarded.

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>really their only flaw is they appear to be flatter than shit.

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I would be an asshole to a bunch of guys stalking my gf too.

Fair, but I see no reason to prefer them.

Only it was ever foreshadowed by these two girls and never followed through anywhere else.
What was up with the photo of Kunio and Riki being kidnapped?
Who took the photo?
Who sent it to Kyouko and Misako from a blocked number and why?

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how does one achieve this fast

perfection

Misako

most likely using that hidden item that allows you to run super fast. its like $5000.

i know theres an energy drink that temporarily boosts your speed but i dont think it allows you to run THAT fast.

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i remember this, she's a cannibal, the stomach is big because she just made soup or similar out of the owner of the house

>not stuffing fetish hentai
there is no point to this

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after beating the game, i started watching streams and other gameplay videos of this game just out of bordem. do people seriously not know how to link regular attacks with special attacks?
i probably watched a few dozen of different players and just about all of them would either stick with the same regular combo string.
or just randomly throw a special attack by itself.

this is why i generally dont watch lets plays.

Why did they have to ruin mami?

because you're playing as some stupid freaky stalker girls, and no one should treat those kind of people well

I doubt the game particularly cares about those questions.

I wish I didn't buy and beat this game for that ending. Also the voice actor for my boy godai needs to have his mouth sewn shut.

>I doubt the game particularly cares about consistent or good writing.
That much was evident

So where are the big fat tiddies in River City Girls?

serves you right for blindly buying a river city game without knowing that Riki already had a girlfriend, and she was named neither Misako or Kyoko

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i dont even care how dumb the explanation is, they should have at least mentioned about the photos again at the end of the game.

something like the guys creating a fake kidnapping photo so they can go to the spa by themselves and that the photo suppose to be sent to hasabe and mami but some how got sent to kyouko instead.

see

They're hiding in the shops.

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i mean both hasabi and mami are nice people in every other game who wouldn't just attach themselves to a trip like that so that also wouldnt make sense

I knew he dated kyoko and mami in past games

this isnt canon

then where does the disappointment come from?

are the old Kunio games any good?
I don't know shit about these games but i'm bored so i feel like playing them.

>They fuck Kunio and Riki.
>Every night.
I want picture proof of this. Y-you know. For reference.
Right. Reference.

That they're still not dating.

Nah, it was fine. You are just nitpicking.

For some it's that they're not dating, and the twist makes it so all the work you put in was for nothing. You're just two delusional assholes who beat up people for no good reason.

>I wish I didn't buy and beat this game for that ending.
On the contrary its one of the better endings in recent games, because although its foreshadowed, it still comes out of the left field that you're actually just the daughter of Kratos and everyone in the city are just defending themselves.

>You're just two delusional assholes who beat up people for no good reason.
So, standard River City citizens.

You want to die, posting images like that?

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WHERE'S THE FUCKING PORN

for whats its worth they all attack you first

This game killed me enough as is.

I mean, you're both not wrong.

Do you like Kunio or Riki more?

Not my fault you suck
Big O remake when.

I wish Cutscene Kyoko was more like sporty troublemaker Sprite Kyoko.

when you stop saying I suck

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Kuwabara of course

Kunio.

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I hate Limited Run Games so much. I would have bought the game if it just weren't for them.

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>Misako
Serious romantic partners only. Kind of shy about everything sexual but does her part in bed. Is only into vaginal but enjoys various positions, though she'll never admit it out loud. Gets dressed as soon as you finish. Wears conservative underwear and trims her pubes but doesn't change the shape.
>Hasabe
Sleeps around a bit. Relatively open about sex but is a dead fish in bed and expects her partner to do all the work. Into anal but she won't tell you. Really enjoys receiving oral. Nobody complains because she's hot and looks great in lingerie. Leaves or kicks you out as soon as you're done. Wears lacy thongs and shaves the edges of her pubes but lets the middle grow pretty long.
>Mami
Doesn't sleep around but is open to consistent casual relationships. Awkward about sex the first time, but after that is a really chill low-drama fuck buddy. Likes being on the receiving end of light bondage. Loves the cowgirl position. Wears really skimpy underwear that's mostly made of strings and shaves daily but leaves a small patch above her slit.
>Kyoko
Complete nympho after her first taste of sex, but is strictly monogamous. Likes every position and every hole, but prefers vaginal. Especially loves rough doggy and reverse cowgirl. Doesn't enjoy painful or gross stuff. Hates being restrained. Really likes foreplay and being felt up. Latent exhibitionist. There is no "when you finish," if you're home (which is also your home, she moves in with you immediately) and not eating or sleeping then she's trying to have sex with you, but on the rare occasions she's not she puts on a thin cropped tank top and panties that are a size too small. Never ever wears a bra, never wears panties if she's wearing clothes and doesn't understand why anybody else would. Shaves everything but only once every few days.

I want to beat up both of them and leave them like this.

Damn, I really love soft-looking Misako.

>Leaves or kicks you out as soon as you're done.
Why is this a bad thing. Sounds like an ideal woman to me.

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How do I get a cute gf Yea Forums?

Just be yourself

>ssion that the game's playtesters were asleep at the wheel while the VA's were being sucked off.
levels
>>only 2 hours long
>>garbage spritework
>>garbage artwork
>>LE EPIC DAB SHIT AM I BLACK NOW XD?
>>DUDE IT'S IRONIC BRO
>>SJW devs
>>gay forced dabbing shit
>>paying vtubers to shill the same too
Is she based on pic related?

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Nobody cares about your doujin SJW whitewashed beat-em-up

>whitewashed
>sjw

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i wonder why devs don't stick to the original mami personality than this flat smug face shit? pretty sure mami & hasabe personality are very different from their new counterpart that don't match at all. maybe because it was from kyokomisako perspective in this game?

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Police/guards enemies really looks like a characters from hentai manga. Their grinn is so malicious.

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No one's personality matches the new ones.

>not liking smug bitch
they didnt really have personalities, theres not actually much story with any of the girls in kunio games

>Mami
We italians now?

can you play as mami?

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seething

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more like kuniosseurs

>ironing boards can go online now

Has IoT gone too far?

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they have perfect bodies

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Kyoko sounds even more S-Tier now honestly

I wanna fuck the blonde one.

I like Mami. I wish she was real

>make video game thread
>it gets deleted
>psycho shitposter spams the same link over and over again
>mods do nothing

DFC is the best tho

This thread has nothing to do with discussion about the game.
Only shit you see here is massive shilling and low quality waifu posting.

And of course you blatantly and flagrantly breaking GR10 out of pure spite for having been exposed for samefagging

literally built for ryiona and public use.

Damn it all

>coming into threads to seethe
what is wrong with you

Kaori isn't though.

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:)

how does posting this so more people play it seem bad to you?

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>Kyoko and Misako are stalkers that think that Kunio and Riki are their boyfriends, most likely because they went on adventures with them 10 Kunio games ago
>Everyone at school hate them and the only reasons why they are not social outcasts is because they are athletic, Misako being the soccer team manager
>They see Hasabe and Mami as twisted versions of themselves
>The principal calling for students to beat up the girls might be a disillusion

And then they go to Kunio and Riki for consolation and get fucked into bed.

Hardcore
Lace

twitter.com/yukibana00/status/1172492216415281152

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>I'm so mad I can hate it for all the imaginary reasons I want
Fuck off, you don't play video games, never did, never will.

He lost any capacity for rational thought after getting exposed for jerking himself off

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He hate the company and spam the torrent so people don't buy it.

Explain in further detail

I think the basic gist is this: Kyouko and Misako were the boy's girlfriends for one game. Likewise, Mami was Riki's(I think) girlfriend for like one or two games. Hasabe however never was. I think the whole thing is meant to poke fun at how the series gets really fucking weird due to all the localizations that occurred throughout the years.

>Entire plot is kicked off by an unexplained plot hole
No, that isn't fine.

the writing suffers from modern western irony-poisoning

>iconic character since famicom
>kunio still not in tekken or smash
Come the fuck on

It gets worse
>series owned by one of the premiere fighting game companies
>company has a crossover title
>still nowhere to be seen

they seem kinda familiar

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>Being a tiny little shota
>Going to school on a different path that usual
>Hear sudden giggling
>This two chicks grab your shoulder from behind
>They say you're cute and if you want to "Have a good time"
Wyd?

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They probably will take you to Rikki and Kunio and they are definetely will take your money.

Ask why the guy on the left is dressed like a girl

>Mami will never beat you up

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All other art gets Mami’s Face wrong. Thi is just as good

because traps look like girls

Her battered sprite looks so cute!

>tfw you were the bad guys all along

I think the only reason Hasebe and Mami look evil is because Misako and Kyoko feel threatened by them.

Season 2 never ever

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Are they still virgins?

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not after im done with them.

This game looks pretty good. When does it come out?

>Didn't dab before he got run over or after he got run over

3/10

>Everyone but Misako are S+ tier
As if we needed confirmation

imagine making a game so bad the original creator of the intellectual property publicly says on twitter he fucking hates it

Submit to nonconsensual bliss at the hands of smug onee sans

>no cute psycho trap bf
Life sucks

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Link?

Prove it

Came out already

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twitter.com/food2han/status/1164239839794847746

translate it

"This doesn't look anything like the Kunio franchise, it's just a completely different thing borrowing the name. They don't even look like yankees."

>From any point of view, it can only be seen as a separate item borrowed from Kunie. In the first place, it ’s not a yankee. Character profile of “Hot Blood Hard School Kuniokuun Gaiden River City Girls” is now available! You can use those two people after clearing

I want to rustle Mami's hair

You say that like it's a bad thing

>this is what the white piggu did to my game?! America deserves another pearl harbor!

Truth be told, Kunio looks like a generic American jock while Riki looks out of a Korean boy band group. The designs stray too far off the the japanese delinquent archetypes they were based on.

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>The designs stray too far off the the japanese delinquent archetypes they were based on.
That was probably the point
>make a kunio-kun spinoff but update it to modern day.
There is nothing 80s jap delinquent about it because it wasn't trying to be.

He’s advertising it and saying it’s an alternate reality, nothing about hating it user

SHUTUP, DON'T EXPOSE MY LIES YOU FAGGOT

bunny pin on the 8bit store on the tunnel to Ocean Heights
most Kunio games dont have satisfactory endings, some literally just cuts to black

i want to comfort misako after she realizes she doesn't have a boyfriend and feels like she'll be a virgin forever

>“Hot Blood Hard School Kuniokuun Gaiden River City Girls" is HORRIBURU, DON'T RIKE IT! DON'T BUY IT! HERE IS THE MAGNET RINK TO TORRENT:

>being so autistic you can't read between the lines when the text between the lines is in bold and underlined

yes,but more censored pics for r34.

>not dabbing at the end

Missed oppoortunity

Why don't more specials/moves hit otg? Kunio is like the only one who can do it and that makes no sense to me. Moves like kyoko's running y should hit people on the ground too.

I must reiterate that Mami is really, really hot for some reason.

Dick sucking lips

Made for beatings and dicking by fat ugly guys!

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>This is Hasebe and Mami, the BEST girls in River City.
>They fuck Kunio and Riki.
>Every night.

This is the type of shit posting that makes me want to buy the game

I imagine Kunio and Riki are dating them because they kicked the shit out of all the other dudes who wanted them.

It would be fun to nutcracker someone off the ground into an air combo.

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From what I understand, Hasebe has always had a crush on Kunio, and Riki beat up the entire population of two high schools to rescue Mami.

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>flat chest cunts

no thanks

>Riki beat up the entire population of two high schools to rescue Mami.
Well I'd beat up three highschools

Mami is for breeding.

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I still think the Neo Geo dodgeball spinoff was peak Kunio design. I'd love to see a new beat 'em up in this style.

youtu.be/Np7-xrlYhLg

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>NTR games

stop shilling this already, you've posted 100 replies to yourself in this thread alone faggot

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Seems someone made a complete collection of every cameo in the game and their original design

twitter.com/SugarRushOjisan/status/1172857227205431296

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My kanojo

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Mami probably has small titties, but makes up for it with her grinding skills

Does someone have a gif or webm of Mihoko's idle sprite? The dog going nuts was funny.

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this game is great but fuck rare recruit spawn

Also it keeps crashing on ps4...

This game is kind of a spinoff joking with the canon of the series... if that makes sense

What are some good delinquent games?

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>censored
yikes

how do you call this one? pyramid counter?

Psyching yourself up by punching your friend in the face while getting punched in the face by another friend.

Misako looks like she does cbt

why

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have a new mami and hasebe

they crammed a lot of cameos in there

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Mami's arm tho.

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I want to make these 2 girls pregnant and have them do botezuri to my dick

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3084926&tags=genkaku_cool_na_sensei_ga_aheboteochi!

how do i get an skelly friend?

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try dying

get boned

The cheerleaders were definitely my favorite enemy sprite. They're super cute.

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shit game

ye but fuck the cartwheel they keep doing

i.imgur.com/pGh0UjB.jpg

ask him for a date

youtube.com/watch?v=PLNlF1QQrrM

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>fat ugly bastards are so unfuckable they need super powers to have sex
Kek

Fat cock is powerfull

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This is pretty nice

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they got more care than the main cast. even their idle animation is full of soul

artist source please

50/50 I'd probably punch one of them.

Kunio games, bro
youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq_K5_xdsU

Very good pick. I would either go for the bear suit girl or the Terminator knockoff.
>mfw bearsuit girl helps you cheese trough bosses with that fuckhuge damage assist

This is Kunio and Riki, the BADDEST dudes in River City.
They got #metoo'd.

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>Hearts, glitter and pink shines come off of them constantly, even when you're beating them up

overflowing with soul, even.

Repeatedly impregnating Mami!!!

But by whom?

Maybe they only look like assholes in the eyes of literally confirmed psychos.
Hasebe is a friggen student council vice president. You don't get that seat by being a total bitch to everyone.
And Mami is, well, Mami.

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that girl with the huge knockers

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godai is motherfucking jacksepticeye, disgusting i know

No, she eats people, user.

guess she needed a job

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this girl has some nice titties

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So when do we get river city "girls"

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Marian sick of getting punched in the gut and kidnapped

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The girls should have been more sukeban personality like in the live action Kunio

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THIS GAME IS SHIT. I beat it on hard and I'm disappointed, it doesn't feel like a river city game. Even the nes game still made it feel like a town.

Comparing this to River City Underground, I'd rather have this simplified map compared to getting lost and turned around all the time in that game.

Do you have an online gallery?

>Sleeps with her cat
Confirmed insane. No, seriously, that will give you like several brain diseases.

That's love right there.

It’s not cats, cats can be carriers though

user reported the imgur folder i had for these threads but check my twitter @CannonOozu and Oozutsucannon pixiv for the Cunny shills

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Look, it's the guy who ruined Silent Hill.

you should draw Mami and Hasebe wearing lingerie

What's with he hardcore shilling of this game on here? The game is shit all around.

Did anyone NOT abuse this in Downtown Special?
The game was pretty much auto-won by using her to get money, then rushing to all the secret shops.

Can you draw this, please?

>T-Zok

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Looking forward to Mami and Hasebe doing anal, ahegaoing and shitting fat, brown logs afterwards.

had this planned for the weekend, will add some lingerie to it
only because Preggo is a top tier fetish

Shills don't even talk about the game, this thread is 99% shitty waifuposting.

God please post your art gallery

Nice 3 day vacation user.

Why are her eyes dead, tho?

See: Also nice lolis. I followed you some weeks ago. Didn't realize you posted on Yea Forums.

>Kunio and Riki don't even recognise the crazy bitches
>Were already considering going ahead and fucking Mami and Hasebe that day
If fucking anything, Kunio and Riki are going to loathe them. If they have no qualms beating women, they'll probably ryona all over those thots for savagely beating their girlfriends.

Oh shit you’re right

>Preggo is a top tier fetish

Expecially combined with lolis

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76654815

I'm fine with Misako and Kyoko being c/u/cks together.

bone boy season get you one

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>5 star rating
I'm OK, I just felt old for a moment

Because SJWs, despite claiming otherwise, have a very negative view on women.

So from what I understand, they go waaaaaaaaay back, but weren't official until now.

And she's the reason Slick gained EVIL POWER even though she gave him a chance.
And she somehow found the time to become some unstoppable street fighter, but also stopped because reasons.
And she taught Kunio how to fight each gang under Slick's control while simultaniously blueballing Slick.
And she became student council vice president.

Was Hasebe just born perfect?

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They also can't block or parry. They do it once to say that they did it and never try doing it again when they're being pressured.
Also a certain someone I watched play kept getting hit by wakeup attacks over and over and over and over again.

Not him but I just thought the game was a remake/reimagining. Kyoko took a bullet for him.

I dont play games, but my waifu was hyped for this game and the girls designs were really good for porn, specially Mami/Kyokko

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Somebody paste Misako's face on that guy.

Can’t blame him honestly, Konami has fucked up all their IPs and ride hard on pachinko and mobile shit, fair to say it’s Konamis fault

He ruined Silent Hill before Konami became a pachinko company though.

The friends of Ringo Ishikawa

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My upload speed sucks so it'll probably look like you are playing the NES game but I'm doing Parsec rooms.

parsec.gg/p/Iz6Cu0

Hard mode, new save file, you can play as whoever you want. 1 hour sessions and after that I check if there's more people that want to play.

I want to try finishing the game with randoms.

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Fucking this. Depressing ending, but fitting.

Nah, it was the beginning of the pachinko shit, they were actively telling the team what they should do, effectively taking control of the projects

>The only actual mobage with actual console-tier gameplay.

>A LOT of content for what it is in regards of characters, music and others.

>only lasted 1 year.

fuck FGO with every fiber of my being!

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Dorama!Misako was just the pretty girl of the school with a love for Enka music and being in an on-again-off-again relationship with Kunio.

the actual sukeban girl in the series was Ms. Madoka, i mean, bitch got a gun pointed to her face and didnt even flinched!

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It changes nothing, the main girls are still lusting after Chad's dick so they are trash. They need to be fed drugs and raped until mindbroken.

yeah, i REALLY doubt all of that.

Hasebe, Yamada and Kunio were buds before they went to their respective schools (Hasebe and Yamada went to Reiho Academy and Kunio went to Nekketsu High), we know that both Kunio and Yamada were already quite known as fighters on the old school, with Hasebe always watching them from afar.

considering how life is in Nekketsu and Reihou, its not hard to imagine Hasebe training on her own to defend herself, same with her being Vicepresident, she must be already a quite applied and trusty student for that.

She didnt taught Kunio how to fight Yamada's elite 4, as much as just tell him they exist.

When are we getting doujins of Kunio and Rikki being kidnapped by Misako and Kyoko and turned into obedient sex slaves? I need my obsessive yandare slut fix and this could be it.

I like the game but the art looks like cheap korean fuckery and the voices make me wish english voice actors disappeared from existance, does everyone has to sound like a bitch or a fag? Why does this crap happen to the one genre im into?

In the japanese release they changed the ending to "They're still dating it's just that they're shitty boyfriends and going around fucking random thots"

the voices are fine. you just think that jap sounds better because its a foreign thing to you and you dont know what they are saying.

you complain that english voice actors sound like a bitch or a fag, well literally every jap voice actors sound the same as well.

Man I haven't seen this image in years.

>Hasebe is a friggen student council vice president. You don't get that seat by being a total bitch to everyone.
have you ever seen a single anime?

Yeah, the bitches get the position by having more money than god and having the principal by the balls.
I don't recall anything suggesting Hasebe is stupidly rich. I mean, maybe she bet her life savings on Kunio's team when he was doing that bout of international dodgeball: murder edition? I mean, I guess it's possible.

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the main voices are fine
allt he 1-off npcs are kind of shit but who cares

I'd take that over the garbage heap that's the original ending.

they look like traps and I like it.

I more mean that in 99/100 cases the student council are all douchebags if not outright evil.

Girl has two faces

youtube.com/watch?v=DpZey2lgw9M

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>The girl I thought was Double Dragon Neon Marion is instead someone way more obscure
Actually effort went into this

She, Mami, and Yoko all wear clothes designed by Hibari, so it's implied that yes, they're rich.

this shit screams Akamatsu trash and this annoys me gretly

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>I dont play games
>waifu was hyped for this game
Get out of here, you unvirgin

Cutest braindamaged psychos in the whole world

>even has the outline of a bulge
They knew.

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How do they keep getting away with just inserting Double Dragon characters?

Not that I mind seeing best boy, Abobo, again.

>ywn get to experience Abobo's Big Adventure for the first time ever again.
It hurts.

twitter.com/i_am_guy_manley/status/1172750692123062272

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Play Rival Showdown.

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>friend

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Fuck shills, these so-called "minor problems" in storytelling and gameplay do make the game out to be shit.

I wish you could turn off the sprite blurring

Lmao the one on the right literally looks like if my friends bro put on that outfit. Literally looks like a dude how do you faggots find her to be a best girl

The final boss was hard as fuck. One shot and you were dead.

>they were actively telling the team what they should do, effectively taking control of the projects
You mean just like every other company?

They are very similar to this pair.

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>looks like if my friends bro put on that outfit
You should make him wear it, as a joke haha

So, do I need previous knowledge of other games in order to enjoy the game?

It's a pretty simple outfit. I'd probably make him do the smug face like in the OP

Seems to be the norm with Kunio characters.
>Blue hair with a bow on the promotional art.
>Side ponytail on the in-game sprites.

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Beautiful

Inaccurate information, simple reference

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Is this really good dress-up or did PSO2 have a promotional with this game?

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Seems incomplete.

>still no image set where Hasebe and Mami send pictures of them getting fucked by Kunio and Riki to Kyoko and Misako
>and then Kyoko and Misako photoshop their own heads onto Hasebe and Mami to masturbate to

>did PSO2 have a promotional with this game?
No.
The game have fuckton amount of outfits, accessories & hairstyles that you can mix & match.

10 of 10 bullying.

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These come off as more as the devs pretending to be diehard fans of the series then actual fan service, the ending and little shit like not knowing that Kyoko doesn't go to the same school until they were told by Arcsys is proof of that. The game lacks a soul.

actually went up a place in japan

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Probably. Most of that info was Japan only, anyway.
It's like Double Dragon Neon

yeah but with which one do you want to hold hands with

Misuzu

>hold hands with

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mami and hasebe already have each others. and kunio and riki

so. probably kyoko

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skullmageddon

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This strong gal.

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Sabuko

No, in fact it'd probably be better if you didn't.
Though I think at least knowing about the existence of river city ransom would help.

Why do they hold hands so much

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orgies

>Yea Forums rees nonstop about the protagonists having boyfriends
>game comes out
>turns out they don't have boyfriends
>suddenly everyone flocks to mami and hasebe, who actually do have boyfriends

which is it, fags?

can't do something without touching each other
kunio and riki are an extra at best

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For a moment there I thought she was selling them a ballgag.

i've always preferred mami and hasebe

>River city girls
>not once do you see a river

Explain this bullshit

They built the city over a river

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>baby face

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For me, it's Hasebe, the big sis of Reiho.

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So, did this part really happen or was the part where they beat up the final boss and saved Kunio and rikki entirely a fantasy?

Why did they turn Mihoko into /cgl/'s worst?

How do i go about becoming a yakuza lady's boyfriend?

5 million copies sold. By far our biggest game ever. Thank you, everyone!

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>Hiroshi is fucking that

I want to make Mami a mommy!

>which is it, fags?
Flat is justice.

Yea Forums considering that a game flopped because they dislike it never fails to amuse me.

When one cute girl isn't enough to sell a game, use TWO cute girls!

>How do i go about becoming a yakuza lady's boyfriend?
become close to her family or hope to be her plaything

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That was my biggest pet peeve when they showed off the gameplay demos months ago. They even wrote a throwaway line pointing this out for the final game.

Wait, is this real? Did I miss a secret ending?

It's a $15 game with a $20 sprite and music budge. I would say $25 is a fairish price. $30s a little much, but I didn't feel that ripped off all things being said.

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>but I didn't feel that ripped off all things being said.
scott pilgrim vs the world was 20$ right and it has a god tier OST and sprite work

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I wanna shove my face between those thighs

Beat the game once and destroy all 25 statues for the Mami/Hasebe charm, then put them on before entering the boss room.

Yes. You have to destroy all of the Sabu busts to unlock the hidden ending.

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So do people actually come here to shill their shit games and then spam pedo tier arts?

Not the only thing he's shown up in recently.

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It also wasn't very fun and had a lot of the same "problems" people say RCG has.

youtu.be/1zNgQ3HY1D4?t=395

Honestly, if Scott Pilgrim wasn't considered a "lost" videogame, no one would give a fuck about it.

Yes now go back to your favorite board

She still enjoyed every bit of it.

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They’re getting more popular than the main characters lmao

It's funny how emulation can save games from being lost in time.
Demon's Souls is a game that will never, ever get a re-release due to being tangled in the middle of a copyright / distribution rights mess but PS3 emulation being possible will allow it to live forever.

It baffles me that Yea Forums hates emulation and out-of-print games piracy now.

>Mami after a normal night with the boys

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>It's funny how emulation can save games from being lost in time

for real god bless those ps3 emu dev's

that'd be nice

FEET

twitter.com/EijiERJ/status/1169513613129682944

FEET

What game is that?

Got it. Fight was interesting, but not sure it was worth the extra effort.

>Yea Forums hates emulatiion

What?? Since when?

>god tier OST
It had literally 1 good song. The rest of them were looped REALLY badly, and the gameplay honestly was full of more bullshit than RCG ever was.

Since last year.
Check any thread discussing the closure of a ROM piracy website.

Really, I'm surprised they didn't go with that ending

do kunio and riki sometimes cross "swords" when fucking these bitches? no homo

This is probably true. They're sweethearts in their games, Kunio and Riki are good guys too. Even before the twist Misako and Kyoko are actually way worse than Kunio and Riki ever were.

I certainly don't think of it as being an amazing soundtrack but probably just due to hearing it a fair amount some of the songs from rcg play in my head, and it's not like they're bad either or anything.

"Yea Forums"

it was all just a misako dream

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Because you don't have to, you don't win more money by doing long combos so there is no point in doing them and risk getting hit.

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How did he end up with a girl like Hasebe?

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Childhood crush.

Childhood friend always wins

By being an absolute badass

I'd buy this, but we don't see them being nice to anyone else at all or other people saying they're nice at least..

Beat up her crazy boyfriend.

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