Imagine dooming yourself to absolute immortality because you're butthurt over some girl not marrying your dad

It's not that you'll get bored.
It's that you'll have to watch everything around you wither and die and change while you stay the same. You'll never be able to form a meaningful connection after a point because they'll age and die and you won't, after going through that a handful of times you won't even want to bother anymore.

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If you have enough immortals you can escape heat death of universe by using your immortal energy.

The only people I care about are myself and my parents and I'm already going to have to watch them die.

>Be a cute girl forever ever
>Bad
>Have a "deadly rivalry" with an impossibly beautiful princess that's immortal just like you
Mokou has it so fucking good you don't understand

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This is why I'll never like Mokou.

Someone post that end of the universe doujin

>You'll never be able to form a meaningful connection
So 0 changes or downsides?

>Damn Ginko-san you're saying you save me from dying and also possibly turn me into an immortal? Wow let me think about this one!

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>you won't even want to bother anymore
That's my everyday, nigger. I'd lose absolutely nothing being "condemned" to that life. As long as it wasn't my current damaged body.

>It's that you'll have to watch everything around you wither and die and change while you stay the same
That already happens as you age, faggot.

>You'll never be able to form a meaningful connection
So nothing changes?

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this thread reeks of MOONIGGERS

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someone who saved these shitty fucking edits would post something like this

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KAGUYA HOURASAIN IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING DAD

Your dad pissed on himself Mokou. Kaguya is innocent, I had nothing to do with his stupidity.

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imagine being a rabbit

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Alternatively it gives you enough time to figure out how to reverse entropy or escape it.

Sounds good, where do I sign up?

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She's probably scared shitless of Yuyuko and Youmu again.

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>mooniggers

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Please yes.

we having a Stew tonight!

>everyone fucking dies of old age or some other dumb reason
>kaguya and mokou will forever be alive
>they will 100% have sex at some point
i wish i was mokou holy shit

>Immorality is a bad thing

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immortality*

>was born too early for alien interstellar radio waves sent billions of years ago to reach the Earth
>will die before humanity unravels the mysteries of the universe
>there is no way around avoiding death long enough
how are you supposed to cope?

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Based and lifepilled

Look at cute bunnies.

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imagine dooming yourself to absolute immortality because you're butthurt over some girl not marrying your dad then you process to love her instead

By believe in buddhist

Kaguya pls leave.

This is only true if you have a good body to live in.

Imagine becoming immortal through sheer force of rage.

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We may discover some sort of immortality before the century ends, whi knows.

Immortality usually implies eternal youth.

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Jack off and remember that our fear of the unknown is not reality. We could easily be the most advanced sapient species in the local universe.

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Being young doesn't mean you have your health. Imaging being stuck with loud af tinnitus and schizophrenia for an eternity.

Imagine living in a world where the moon still exists

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I'm assuming he means if you're crippled or something.

Find the cure for tinnitus and schizophrenia with your immortality or wait for someone else to come along and do it.

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But that's pretty much my life ever since I graduated high school and that was 15 years ago...

Wouldn't kaguya's immortality just mean the problem will revert even if it's cured? With the hourai elixir your body is frozen in time and can't change at all, for better or for worse.

IMAGINE THE SMELL

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Idk. I don't follow touhou I just like the cute girls.

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Imagine living in a world where there are rabbits.

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>body will be falling apart by then
>would be really expensive and experimental
>no way to deal with the brain having no more storage space and having to delete old memories

>might have been born slighty too early for immortality

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Taking one dose of the elixir makes you immune to all illnesses
Two make you ageless.
Three make you completely immortal.

So no, you wouldn't have to worry about any disease or such.

>Reisen doesn't wants to fug hot angry mom
Gay as fuck

substitute america with clownpiece

so even if you're missing a limb or such, the first dose would heal you right up?

What if I took one really big sip?

Hopefully I'm born in time for full dive vr and can visit gensokyo

>You'll never be able to form a meaningful connection
never could.

what's 4 do?

She's a scary mom

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Why would you want to visit a place full of murderous monsters?

2D girls will never die.

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So I can fight them.

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>10/10 on the hot scale
>10/10 on the crazy scale
Sorry m8, the poor bunny is contractually bound to satisfy her carnal needs

This comic kinda bothered me because they're supposedley at the end of the universe yet you can clearly see stars

The stars are dead. All you see is the traveling light that will eventually snuff out and fade away

What about that part where they're on that planet and there's clearly light?

>be immortal
>heat death happens
>while floating in space you get sucked into a black hole
>there until the end of time or if the Big Crunch happens (IF it ever happens)
Sounds like an absolute nightmare. I think I’m okay with dying thanks

you will stop thinking before that ever happens

That's also travelling light user
Even today a lot of the stars we currently see at the sky are possibly dead.

If the heat death already happened then the big crunch definitely isn't happening since it's literally the opposite of heat death
yeah but they certainly don't light up the earth

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Another reason why M*kou is shit and I'm the best

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>You'll never be able to form a meaningful connection after a point because they'll age and die and you won't, after going through that a handful of times you won't even want to bother anymore.
So you're saying you will never had a pet because they die before you? Because that's retarded.

What’s Porky’s endgame? He’s pretty much in the same situation as her

They're not at the end of the universe at that point. They see the death of it all when they use their powers to cause the Big Crunch.

Based neet

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I love hags.

Kaguya is gonna go through all the same shit as Mokou and Eirin.

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Porky's head is too far up his own ass to really understand how bad his situation really is

Even "absolute immortality" isn't absolute.

More time that goes on, the faster the universe expands. The amount of space between things expands faster and faster. Given enough time, the expansion of the universe will become faster than the ability of gravity to hold things together and planets and stars will drift apart. Faster still and black holes come apart. Even faster and soon not even the nuclear force is strong enough to hold atoms together. Eventually, not even the Strong force will be enough to resist the near infinite speed of the expansion of the universe and quarks come apart.

Thus, even with magic you won't be alive in any real sense. The cells of your brain will be pulled apart at infinite speeds, making it impossible for neurons to transmit electrical signals in your brain as your atoms drift apart faster than the signals travel. Even if the magic somehow holds you together for a moment, a moment later you drift apart even faster than you did before that.

After enough time, space time itself comes apart when time itself stops existing because it takes an infinite amount of time for light to travel one Planck length.

lmao just have space lesbian sex until your brain stops thinking

If there's nothing to stimulate your mind then you will eventually stop thinking which is technically death.

But the heat death isn't some huge explosion, it's literally just the universe slowly fading into darkness

Something special for you
youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

I wish that was me

this, how can you retards not understand this

Not only that they are immune to many things that you may think would get to you. The elixar means while they may get bored or sad they can never become clinically depressed or anything like that. I would tots take that elixar I mean whats worst case universe ends and I sit outside the gates of the underworld having tea with anyone else who took it? Which is at least 2 other people in touhou if my memory serves me.

No-one ever seems to think it all the way through. Like, yeah, heat death of the universe and all that, one off abstract concepts, but it's so much worse than that. It is literal hell.
>you will eventually live long enough that you'll lose even the most basic connection to other humans
>whether humans are still around or not will stop mattering to you likely before you hit 10,000 years
>and you'll keep living for millions of years past that
>and for tens of millions of years
>and hundreds
>finally after 4.5 billion years the sun will die out, wiping the earth away
>and you'll keep living
>you'll live so long that the memory of humans will be as small and intangible as remembering breakfast you had on a particular day when you were 5
>you will live long enough to see the last star be born
>and for the last star to die
>and you'll keep living, for 10^10^10^56 years, past the heat death of the universe and the time of black holes and coalescing nothingness
>and you'll keep on living
>in the unlikely event you hit a black hole and it turns out to be another universe, it's still not happy
>trying to communicate with any other intelligent being would be as you trying to communicate with an ant
>and the worst part
>having hit that loop and cycled once is the realization
>you're trapped in this loop, destined to experience the entirety of what you have
>over
>and over
>and over
>forever

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Yeah, and they didn't end up seeing that.

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FUUUCK UFO

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>"would you have IMMORTALITY the most powerfull power a creature can have ?"
>n-no because i would have to spend some years floating on the universe before my brain stops thinking
are you faggots stupid ? you will live millions of years having fun and the only thing bad that will happen is wasting some years floating in space before you actually turn braindead

i would drink the hourai elixir instantly if i had the chance

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The story took place at around 4 billion years into the future, stars will start dying out after trillions of years.

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Immortality means prevention of brain death too, fucktard.

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>you will eventually live long enough that you'll lose even the most basic connection to other humans
just have sex
>whether humans are still around or not will stop mattering to you likely before you hit 10,000 years
humans create Entertainment, of course it will matter
>and you'll keep living for millions of years past that
>and for tens of millions of years
>and hundreds
how is that bad
>finally after 4.5 billion years the sun will die out, wiping the earth away
>and you'll keep living
>you'll live so long that the memory of humans will be as small and intangible as remembering breakfast you had on a particular day when you were 5
>you will live long enough to see the last star be born
>and for the last star to die
>and you'll keep living, for 10^10^10^56 years, past the heat death of the universe and the time of black holes and coalescing nothingness
>and you'll keep on living
>in the unlikely event you hit a black hole and it turns out to be another universe, it's still not happy
>trying to communicate with any other intelligent being would be as you trying to communicate with an ant
>and the worst part
>having hit that loop and cycled once is the realization
>you're trapped in this loop, destined to experience the entirety of what you have
>over
>and over
>and over
>forever
you will stop thinking after a while, it is not as bad as you make it out to be

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>not wanting to have full resources by stage 4

how can you be immortal if your brain stops thinking?
don't you need your brain in order to live?

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>you'll stop thinking
No you won't. You are immortal. That means no brain death. No weaseling out of that burden.

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you will still be alive, its like a coma

>not spending infinite time and learning how the universe works so when heat death finally comes, you become a god and recreate the universe only to have teenagers with attitude kill you with the power of friendship eons later

>let's talk hypotheticals
>N-NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT BECAUSE IT RUINS MY FUN!
get dunked on, immortal

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>*Japanese teenagers

fucking based

Just restart the universe lol

>overpopulation
no fuck you

>have to spend eons apon eons being stuck in a coma
no fucking thank you

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thats not how it works
you will be dreaming or whatever happens to you in a coma

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>wanting to be conscious

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then kill yourself right now then friend :)

>He can't satisfy his boredom with endless daydreaming

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That's how it works.

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Most people here would get bored in a week without electricity. Hell, I'd reckon most of you do even with electricity, and that's why you're here.
Let alone 10 million years floating in space.

And no, you're not going to be brain dead when you're a Hourai immortal.

IF immortality stops my mind from fading away then that means immortality will also stop me from going insane due to isolation. The isolation wouldn't get worse with time you'd just stay on the same level boredom forever.

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>dont get depressed
lmao why would floating in space for all eternity be bad

The hourai elixer is a curse. Live forever but at what cost? The immortals who saw the death of the universe was great both as a tearjerker and a doujin

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lmao just sleep

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It always bothered me that it seems like it's only during the events of this doujin that they started thinking about all this shit despite having been alive for billions of years by this point.
Particularly, it annoys the shit out of me that they decided to just sit on Earth doing nothing while everything went to hell, including through Earth's destruction, and then are just like "actually we had a spaceship all along lol".

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well, what are you gonna do?

Round 2 with Hiroshima

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Yeah, it's a cool story, but you'd think that they would've started thinking of this stuff when most of the other "immortals" in Gensokyo started dying, not hundreds of thousands of years later.

eat the universe and become god

You could at the very least use your spaceship to leave Earth and not just sit around doing nothing while the planet goes to shit. Immortal or no, I imagine it's not a pleasant experience.

sounds fucking comfy as fuck

Source?

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then again, where are you gonna go?

the only way to take her revenge is to marry that girl she's butthurt at

>live FOREVER
>be such a lazy piece of shit that you dont use that time to learn how to stop the heat death or end of the universe
hopefully none of you get immortality

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they have hatesex every day

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If you work you lose

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god I wish that was me

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I would beat Kaguya up if I saw her doing that.

>you can just "figure out" how to stop the progression of entropy

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>thread starts with some guy probably trying to coax us into waifuposting and talking about touhou
>turns into theorizing in how an undying person would cope with the eventual destruction of the universe and living in blackness with no end
Video games sure are wild

I don't know, but I'd hope the immortals who've had billions of years to plan for this event (the doujin states it's 4,670,000,000 A.D.) would have put some thought into it.
If absolutely nothing else, just floating around in a spaceship is probably preferable to the alternative.

Guess it makes sense, seems like most anons in this thread are accustomed to living in blackness with no end.

Just drink half of the elixir. There. You get to live a long ass time but will eventually die. Ez.

>stopping the heat death of the universe
>choosing to stop the heat death of the universe
Dude, are you hearing yourself? How metal is the phrase "Heat Death"?

I guess that’s why people here keep calling each other niggers

I wish he did commissions...

Biggest brained post

I'm convinced that the normie aversion to immortality is just the biggest case of sour grapes in human history

>But you'll get bored
Then I'll take up a new hobby. Or five new hobbies. Or I'll be bored, and that's better than being dead.
>But all your friends and family will die
Bitch all your friends and family are gonna die anyway, and then you'll be too old and feebleminded to even remember them. Unless you die first, I guess. You think that's more fair?
>But you'll get trapped in a mineshaft or buried alive
Who cares. I don't know any mineshaft or coffin that I couldn't claw my way out of in like 100 years at most. If I'm unconscious then I care even less. I know for a fact that I'll wake up again when something or somebody gets around to breaking me out.

theoretically, over an infinite amount of time all possibilities will happen at some point, so at some point they're gonna get over their hated and fuck every day

Immortality only takes three drinks you fool.
Just take two so you'll never grow old.

Why'd they get rid of the finger gun? That was cool.

Sounds good to me.

I've always fancied myself as an eternal observer. My brain damage fucks over any chance of actual human connection anyway, I was kicked in the head as a child. Seriously, give me that, but also make me intangible and invisible.

do it faggot, she is going to revive afterwards and rape mokou again

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I think more atheist would be against the idea of immortality while the religious would be for it even though most religions wouldn't really vouch for it because most of them are against living in this world forever.

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the hourai elixir specifically alters your state of mind to prevent you from going insane. Of the three of them only Eirin understood enough about science to truly understand what would eventually happen and was the only one able to fixate on it

Solution: Induce schizophrenia. If the world does not suffice, become unto the world. Train your imagination and fracture your sense of self, become your own best friend and conversational partner, tenfold over.

Almost no one realizes how long "forever" is.
It can help to find something big like Graham's number and try to imagine living that number of years, and then realize you're 0% of the way through your life.

Living forever is literally the worst curse I could ever imagine.

>>you will eventually live long enough that you'll lose even the most basic connection to other humans
I've done that already and didn't even live that long

are you so stupid that you dont know how to stop the progression of entropy ?

the phrase "immortal asshole stops heat death" is even more metal

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That has been my life for the last half of it. I'm not bothered by the loneliness anymore, it just gnaws at your sanity if you give it importance.

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I will just become immortal myself and defend Mokou until Kaguya gives up, but if that doesn't work then I'll just romance Kaguya myself and make her forget all about Mokou.

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Too much power if he did so

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no dude
>you start missing lots of shit from when there was life on the earth
>you use your massive knowledge you did acquire by sheer time only and start creating your own planet with an ecosystem
God is only an Hourai Immortal which relives big bang for eternities

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living forever also means infinite things to do retard

ah yes, i too become immortal when i want to

For me, an eternity of boredom is still infinitely preferable to death. Don't patronise me by assuming I haven't considered the implications here.

Because the bun gun is cuter.

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gunfingers>>>>>>>bun gun

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Mokou could help me achieve it. Don't you see that I cannot lose?

Immortality is shit. at a certain point I'd want to die and be at peace for good.

to the abrahamic religions, the afterlife is more like a cooler eternal second life where nothing bad ever happens that happens after you die

It's just a megaphone. It's dumb.

ah yes i too, am friends with a immortal hot tomboy

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cute

Yes, I can make friends with anyone. How could you tell?

I disagree.

It's not "just a megaphone"
It's a megaphone with bunny ears.

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fug off :DDD

that was a fun read

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Imagine shitposting forever, seeing generations of anons come and go like the change of seasons each year, ever evolving and changing while you experience it all.

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I like setz for how he does his art at least. Hes gotten a lot better with time

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my wife ruri is so cute

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>sources:
>akyuu
>hijiri
err... thanks dude, but NO

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>implying Yea Forums isn't getting shutdown in a couple of years

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That's how it feels already.

You do realize hijiri is a monk so that shit is credible

The one thing people never bring up is that presumably you'll be the same species of human. Imagine if an actual caveman got immortality and was walking around now. That's what you'll look like in several thousand years as humanity evolves and you don't. You will stick out like a sore thumb and probably be kidnapped by scientists.

>"doooming yourself to immortality"
fuck off, I'd die to become absolute immortal

just don't breed. no one needs you to spread your shit genes anyways. retard.

You don't need to evolve. Also just outlive the scientist.

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Yeah but what if everyone develops sick psychic powers and shit to live in space and you're stuck in your shitty proto human body.

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I'm already going to see that, except I'm withering along with them.

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Problem with immortality would be more that after many many endless and endless amounts of years you'd eventually see our universe die in entropy. If you were absolute immortal in a way you could survive the devastation of our planet and solar system and see our star die. Literally everything will vanish around you. Every star will die, every life, every light and warmth. It will eventually die and leave you behind in what exactly? Eternal nothing. What would be the difference to being dead at that point?

Just use older technology to survive. surely humans would have made spaceships and conquered other planets before they become psychic. Maybe you could even get into genetic modification or cybernetics?

You plan on becoming a lich?

The bad part is that one day the universe will die and you'll be stuck floating in the cold vacuum of space for eternity.

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You can't appreciate eternity as a human. You haven't thought it through.

I guess it depends on how the immortality works. Does it just mean you won't die or that your body is immortal in stasis with auto healing or whatever? The former is how you end up like that nigger from Naruto who got his head cut off and buried.

That image really gotta hit home huh

Guys I really want to try Mermaid sushi. It’s only fair considering how savage they are in folklore.

You fool, you absolute imbecile, cretinous wretch, nescient lackwit

Listen here: By being immortal, you have already figured out the key to battling the end of all things. You are become a living engine of negentropy. Your every single motion is fuel to the fire, wind into the sail of the universe. Your every breath spites oblivion. When the last star has died out, you will still walk upon the wheel. When the last atoms of matter in the universe are nought but iron, cold and dead, you will be the one to stand upon that infinite throne of uncaring metal, and you shall bring LIGHT.

I dunno. There's lots of different concepts of immortality.

I can appreciate oblivion. Anything is preferable to the absolute cessation of consciousness. You have to understand that I live in terror of just going to sleep. There is nothing worse than death. Nothing.

What happens if you cum into the void at the end of the universe, does it get killed by stray radiation or does it survive

did you say, "die"?

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I was trying to be dramatic you fucker
you ruined everything
fuck off

Bet you feel stupid huh, now answer.my question

It survives a few trillion years until all the atoms have spontaneously decayed into the most stable form of matter: Iron.

The universe ends with iron, user.

All matter decays into radiation dum dum

my number one fantasy is to spend eternity getting shitfaced and shooting the shit with a bunch of cute girls in funny hats.

Yeah but iron comes first

The fantasy series The Black Company talks about that a bit. One of the characters is a wannabe immortal who has been around for about a thousand years. They remark that after a while, people just don't matter. They see everyone else as mayflys, but it still bugs them that some of the new people they meet remind them of acquaintances that they once knew. Everyone looks like someone else that they knew before, but all of those people are gone and all of the new people will be dead so soon that getting to know them is pointless.

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Regular immortality fucking sucks.
>turn 130 and i cant move because my muscles have turned to goo but at least my heart is still ticking
Absolute immortality or bust.

I haven't heard of immortality like what you're describing. Biological immortality (Meaning: You never die of old age) usually comes with the guarantee that your body is going to be in decent shape forever. It just wouldn't make any sense if your health just kept declining but you somehow stayed alive. That would be some IHNMIMS type horror shit.
Funfact: Some species of jellyfish are believed to be biologically immortal. They can undergo a weird cycle where they reach sexual maturity and then age in reverse back to pre-pubescence.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immortal_Jellyfish

Well, i would not mind taking up the offer but before the whole heat death of the universe i would do these:

>Force the U.S to not hide shit anymore (i.e area 51), use the budget less on military and on more important matters, throw out state governers who aren't doing their fucking jobs, do a criminal justice reform but also an education system reform and making the 21 the age of majority again since it was a dumb idea to make it EighTEEN to begin with, but parents don't have to pay for child support when their kid hits 18.
>U.S can fuck off the middle east
>Kill XI, restablish terms, the people vote for a proper person as usual and any dipshit eating insects is force fed to the insects they ate
>Kill every other dictator and establish whatever the people of those corrupted countries want
>Boris gets the boot but britain gets to leave the E.U
>Migrant majority countries HAVE to deport migrants who did fucked up shit and stop being so sympathetic towards them, trimming down the numbers to those who actually want to live a new proper life and /pol/ tards can stop worrying about whites dying to non-whites and accepting the fact that not all of them are fucking evil because of some assholes
>try to addess the 'jews are evil' shit
>Youtube is forced to bring back their old layout
>Finding other ways to helping the planet
>Having certain communities invest more time into making mars liveable
>Have TPCI properly fund Gamefreak and make GF stop releasing pokemon games per year, giving them more time to actually fix up stuff
>Masuda can no longer be the director or producer of any mainseries pokemon game
>/int/ and Yea Forums are merged
>resetera is forcefully shut down
>Go away to the middle of a forest covered in snow while looking at the beautiful night sky crying about accomplishing things i dreamed of doing but could not do

Not the best, but surely humanity will have made a step in the RIGHT direction

>Youtube is forced to bring back their old layout
Jesus Christ man, its immortality, not magic.

I would become immortal just to keep Mokou company.

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but mokou would have made friendship with lots of immortals already. would she be friends with Vandal Savage?

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I don't get it

I know user

it's called T.H.R.E.A.T.E.N.I.N.G W.O.J.C.I.C.K.I A.T G.U.N.P.O.I.N.T

user just because you're immortal doesn't mean you're a god. There's a manga called Aijin which is all about immortals with Deadpool/Wolverine style healing powers?
Guess what? Their lives suck. The ones that are free have to live as fugitives because the others have been captured and are kept in government laboratories as test subjects.

Another implication of immortality in this universe is that theres more then a few to keep you company for that eternity. DnD with gary gygax forever sounds fun.

>People still parrot this meme
Just admit you're jealous you're not immortal.

You don't say?

I would still do it any way

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working for eternity sounds like torture

>committing tax fraud for an eternity

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>working

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How many people have you killed to mantain your immortality?

Just find a way to neet forever without working.

>Part 19 [9/9] never

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How many Yea Forums posts have you made in your life?

you guys have it wrong, the bad part is when an asshole like raymoo wants you dead you don't suffer once, but over and over again

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Depends on how much "one dose" is

I don't care if you're immortal, get a fucking job ya neet

>Flash is dead and we never did get the last Joe Zombie
Life was a fucking disappointment, eh lads?

LOL YOU WONZ THE INTERNETZ
TAKE ALL MY WUTZ
XD

>people thinking immortality = invulnerability
You'll still die dumbasses, just not from old age

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what's the name of this?

is that a...?

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These are worth watching:
youtube.com/watch?v=CN_eL5ukCbw&t=84s
youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA

Also, whether you do or don't become immortal can probably lead to two things:
>If you don't drink the elixir, you will most likely die within the next 100 years and either experience something religious beyond death and/or your body will decay; the atoms that were once your brain and body will decay over hundreds, thousands and millions of years until there's nothing left of you and the atoms that once belonged to you will travel anywhere across Earth and space until they form something new or end up in a black hole or something destructive. The atoms that were once you will now be a part of something else entirely and whether you'll have the sentiment to experience it is anyone's guess.
>If you drink the elixir, you'll watch humanity advance and eventually perish, but you will have the means to eventually travel across the galaxy and watch history unfold through to the very end. Once the universe reaches a point where even atoms will lose energy and break down, the elixir's effects won't be able to chemically support the body and you will still die, albeit in a brutal manner.

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TAKAHASHI MEIJIN-STYLE

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based blind retard

you realize you were never "alive" in the first place and its just your brain tricking you to believe you are a singular entity when in reality you are a machine composed of billions of cells. Every atom in your body right now is different from 5 years ago so how can you be considered the same?

same, thanks
I don't know much about touhou lore but this will make me appreciate DM_SDM much more

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Because I said so
Bitch

I have a solution for you
1. Shut up.
2. Go back to Redddit
3. Kil yourself.

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>somebody saved my cap
based

>just have sex

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i dont want to live forever but i dont want to feel pain or die from any injuries

humanity will go extinct by the 22nd century