Smash fan art and headcanon thread. Post cool stuff and make up stories.
Smash fan art and headcanon thread. Post cool stuff and make up stories
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Isaiah Gray
Nolan Hill
sonic sucks off fox between matches
Ethan Hughes
Nolan Allen
This is very good but who is that dog? Kind of sticks out in a bad way
Blake Garcia
How does your most wanted interact with the residents in Smash Manor?
Brandon Hernandez
Post characters getting invitations
Jason Smith
>gets along with Samus very well
>Snake begrudgingly admits he's a cool guy
>lets Cortana hang around with Peach, Daisy, and Zelda so they can all gossip about "their men"
>while talking very little he's usually willing to help out
>By far the luckiest person in the Mansion. No matter how ridiculous he always walks away from shenanigans unharmed.
>Is the only person that can put up with Captain Falcon.
Leo Butler
Pious Augustus
>Duck Hunt dog bites on him
>Gets along well with Ganondorf
>Thinks blue Inkling is a servant of Ulyaoth
Doomguy
>Weapon friends with Samus and Mega Man
>Doesn't get along well with Ganondorf and Bayonetta
>Chops down trees with his chainsaw for Villager and Isabelle
>Likes Pikachu
Reimu
>Envious of Palutena
>Has a mutual friendship with Pit (though she does act like a prick to him still)
>Wario steals from her, but finds nothing
Adam Peterson
Parker Green
OKAY
Andrew Bailey
I'm still amazed they're in.
Joseph White
Kevin Ortiz
Do you all got any assist trophies headcanons?
also Snake and Samus are huge neon genesis evangelion fans, thats one of my smash headcanons
Nathan Rogers
color tv game 15 and midna suck me off on the daily
Joseph Peterson
Shulk secretly studies Grey Fox and Zero, who quickly pick up on it are weirded out by it.
Jose Bennett
>Refers to everybody by long, official titles
>Overly polite to the 64 veterans and third-party icons
>Casual only with Bayonetta since they know each other
>Fast friends with Captain Falcon
>Always on guard around Ridley & Dark Samus because they're reminiscent of GEATHJERK forces
>Good with the kids; none of them see through his alter ego and they believe that Mr. Wedgeworth & Wonder Red are separate people
Lucas Flores
He tries his hardest to get along with all the heroes and is super happy to see cloud again.
Zachary Foster
Josiah Gutierrez
It's a shame we don't get more artwork like in 4. It'd be cool for the new characters.
Easton Miller
>goingnon some badass mission on an alien planet with Samus, Fox and...kirby
Jeremiah Wood
>Grunt Kirby
>Flood Kirby
>Arbiter Kirby
Alexander Mitchell
>the reason Chief is in is so he could help Kirby "finish the fight" in World of Light
Hudson Carter
>Grunt kirby with the breathing mask and a little plasma pistol.
>Arbiter Kirby with the helmet and Beam Sword
Dont need flood kirby no thank you
Jaxson Flores
Bowser Jr. had a rivalry with Sable Prince out of a combination of Junior conning the prince out of some money and Junior's bizarre reasoning of "There's room for only one prince who points a lot in smash, and that's ME!"
By the time WOL happens though, Junior considers him enough of a friend/asset to use his Spirit often.
>Dedede refuses to go anywhere near Dark Matter
>Dark Matter just kinda creeps around and occasionally body-jacks people
>Pit's constantly on edge
>Ganondorf still wants to see if it can be manipulated in some way
>Kirby triggers 'Nam flashbacks.
Lucas Jackson
Shows up at the very end just like sonic did at the end of SSE
Joshua Bell
What the fuck was going on back then anyways?, did they warp to a Dive to the heart ot something
Joseph Ward
Nathan Wood
Asher Wright
Aiden Thomas
I'm not seeing Ganondorf here
Mason Williams
too busy seething over there being three Links
Daniel Williams
Kevin Morgan
Bowser Jr. sucks me off on the regular behind Bowser's back
Jeremiah Campbell
Since they outright disappeared in front of them, I think they ended up in Shibuya, just like what happened with the Master of Masters, Sora, and possibly Riku and Yozora. Cloud and Sephiroth might team up or already have depending if they got caught up in a Reaper's Game. Protagonist and antagonist teaming up would be pretty kino, but I doubt Cloud and Sephiroth could ever get along.
Landon Turner
Delet this.
Parker Morales
I remember this artist from ten years ago!
William Gonzalez
cope, bowser. your son has given me multiple blowjobs and there's nothing you can do about it.
he liked it too
Luis Hill
>gets along amazingly well with Daisy, Peach, and Zelda thanks to his experience with Disney princesses
>antagonizes Joker when he hears that Joker steals hearts
>thought G&W was a heartless at first and has been embarrassed ever since
>befriended Duck Hunt as soon as he could because Duck Hunt reminds him so much of Donald and Goofy
Camden Bailey
Riesz
>Be curtious with everyone, including the evil royalty but is wary of them
>Shares friendly rivalry with Lucina, Girl Robin, Girl Corin, Daisy, and Samus. Good friendship and camaraderie with them all.
>Has tea with other princesses, good time is had by all. Somewhat confused yet with the other princesses getting plastered for fun.
>Is ultra grateful and respectful of Palutena and Pits.
>Talks with Terry a lot, and then pets the Doggo's(Dacunt and Isabelle).
>Tries to help/cheer up Luigi.
>Has worldly discussions with Ganondorf. Disagrees with most points but discussion is oddly calm and interesting despite differences.
>Takes care of Luma's with Rosalina
>Uncomfortable yet oddly comfortable with Bayonetta.
>Absolutely respects Captain Falcon.
Doomguy
>Silent, so no one knows what hes thinking.
>Hates Bowser and Ridley
>Shoots at Duck hunt duck.
>Absolute bro's with Samus
>Hunts Dark Samus
>Gives the Middle Finger to Mario
>Thumbs up all the Links.
>Absolutely respects Captain Falcon
Diablo
>Terrify's everyone to questionable desgree
>Becomes rival yet close bro with Bowser
>Helps teach Jr. and koopalings whats wrong and to do it.
>Gets plastered with Ganondorf, a good time is had by all.
>Absolutely hates Pit and Palutena
>Laughs Mockingly at Dark Pit and calls him a living joke
>Hires Ridley as a minion. Ridley is uncharacteristically ok with this as Diablo promises more destruction.
>Chills in DK's crib along with the crew, reading.
>Gives the finger to Lucario.
>Respects and likes fighting with Captain Falcon.
Ian Bailey
>The assists do exactly that around the manor. Assist in tasks that require specific abilities to complete
>Dr. Wright and Dr. Kawashima are the teachers to the kid fighters
>Niki and Vince run an art program for the kid fighters and can spawn temporary platforms or items with their tools to assist in various tasks
>Chef Kawasaki is the head chef of the manor and helps manages the cooking staff in the manor, with Bandana-Dee as his sous chef
>Kapp'n gets people from the manor to and from the city in WOL
>Black Knight, Sukapon, Samurai Goroh, and Sheriff help guard the manor
>Waluigi runs an on sight tennis court, though takes bribes to rig games
>and Shovel Knight helps tend to the gardens along with Krystal
Anybody else have anything else in mind?
Parker Brooks
Probably just joking around, trying to have a good laugh.
Brayden Clark
Sans avoids the Smash draft by paying people to dress up as him.
Austin Reyes
>Sans is overlooking every fight
>Laughs his ass off the entire time as he still cannot believe this shit is actually working.
Adam Hall
>Dante orders pizza in secret trying to hide his pizza from Kirby
>Simon and maybe Richter mark Dante for death for being a demon half-breed
>bonds with Snake over their insane power-hungry brothers.
>Bayonetta and Dante give each other mutual clap-backs and insults in a friendly manner
Juan Gomez
Sketch turner:
>hangs out with his wife that came to life from a comic he drew
>tries teaching the kids the foundations of western comic art but mostly just is disappointed because they draw in a more anime/manga inspired style
Christian Bailey
Samuel Garcia
>tfw no Smash Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Justin Perry
Brawl fanart levels of comfy
Owen Roberts
Angel Rivera
I like to think bayo sees dante as a big brother
Nathan Flores
At what point was Bowser a pirate?
Matthew Cruz
>no isabelle or a female pichu in a bikini
hurts that this isn't real
Easton Nguyen
Easton White
Zachary Cox
>scares all the kids
>gets along well with lucina, reminds him of girlfriend for some reason
>other fighters have to stand on the sidelines during a fight to make sure he doesn't kill anyone
>likes sharing war stories with snake, speaks with him by writing on paper
>hurt wario pretty bad for trying to steal the tires off his delorean
Christopher Nguyen
The Burger And Chili Dog Club
Thomas Allen
Austin Foster
Mario Party 2
Samuel Morgan
Joshua Barnes
Please stop posting, I can only want Jacket so much.
William Stewart
cringe/bad art thread
Robert Parker
>Everyone keeps bugging him to settle petty arguments
>Keeps working to Joker to recreate Blend 107
>For whatever reason, all the toilets in the mansion are spotless
>Maya visits every now and then and steals swords and tries to to do samurai moves with them but fails most of the time
>Hangs out with Ken
Charles Lee
Jackson Martin
now all the fat mii gunner art makes sense
Carter Butler
>wonders if inceneroar knows Leim
>Calls Palutena Gaia
>IMMEDIATELY starts stabbing kirby or any small and round smash fighters
>tries to take a ride from Kazooie or Duck Hunt
Alexander Collins
>Becomes slightly uncomfortable around Duck Hunt, Wolf, and Isabelle for reasons unknown
>The Belmonts are not sure what exactly he is, or what he has done, but vow to figure it out
>Joker went into his palace to see if he could figure out what was wrong with him. Afterward, he makes it a point to leave the room if Jacket shows up.
>Fighters report seeing him in the halls at night, however, he's still in his room when they check up on him
Carson Thomas
BUSTA WULF!
Eli Perez
>Inkling sits in her room shining her Splattershot.
>See's several characters run past her room down the hall.
>Wonder's what all the commotion is.
>She follows them to a large garage on the ground floor.
>See's Snake, Bayo, Joker, Cpt Falcon, the Starfox crew and Megaman all standing in front of a table.
>Most of them letting out "oohs" and "ahhs"
>Hear's an unfamiliar voice
>"She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute..."
>She crawls her way to the front, ducking under and between characters legs to see the table.
>On it, sits a HUGE six-barrel rotary machine gun, laying out in front of her.
>Without much hesitation, she reaches her hand out-
*Whoom!*
>A large hand reaches over from the other side and slaps the table.
>She recoils back, letting out a squid shriek
"Do not touch Sasha."
Kevin Nelson
Overlooking every fight seems like way too much trouble for Sans, he probably watched one full match and half of a second one before he got bored and wandered off
Jack Anderson
I choose to believe it is Sans and he just couldnt come up with a moveset
>Papyrus: SANS PICK OUT YOUR MOVES!
Adam Miller
Jose Allen
>it is Sans
Aiden Harris
the artist's dog
Michael Bennett
>Mario walks by living room
>Sees Travis petting Incineroar
>Turns around for a split second
>Incineroar is pile driving Travis
Jackson Cruz
He has airships.
He even had a knock-off Jolly Roger flag in Galaxy.
Connor Jenkins
>Fox getting sucked off by red pikman/olimar
>corrins (?) foot just fucking there, fucking up the pic
>Diddy's MOUTH
Justin Stewart
Jose Jackson
Young Link is relieved that his teenage self isn't around for this one because time paradoxes are bullshit, but he wavers between respecting Wild Link for enduring his emotional roller coaster of a journey and being freaked out at his sometimes animalistic behavior. He gets along just fine with Toon Link, though.
Justin Morgan
That's probably the cutest I've ever seen Sakurai drawn.
Xavier Gray
Luke Long
>Sans for once in his life checks on the mail
>Finds a letter inviting him to something called "Smash Bros"
>Letter inside tells him he as up until September to provide a moveset, stage, and track to use in the representation of him and his series
>He, of course, procrastinates as usual and sits on it for months
>September rolls around and Papyrus, who found out weeks earlier, is really pushing sans to figure something out
>sans remembers there's a something called a "mii gunner" that uses a premade moveset to fight
>Sans spawns a Gaster blaster on his hand and calls it a day
>Payprus reminds him he still needs to fill out what stage and music tracks he's going to use
>sans just fills out "misc." and "megalovania" for each collum
>reasons with Papyrus that's all he needs
>Papyrus is miffed but sends in the form anyways
>To his shock, it fucking worked
>His brother is now, as the letter put it, "honorary fighter"
Nicholas Wilson
>Mario characters play Monopoly on Alefgard.
>Can finally meet Hero in the flesh.
>Also, Dragon Quest was on Captain N briefly, apparently.
It all comes full circle.
Austin Parker
This is a good image
Grayson Barnes
>Dragon Quest was on Captain N briefly
Wasn't that one of the last episodes of the series? I know the very last one was Kevin getting Video Land AIDS.
Michael Wilson
Snake doesn't use guns because he's pretty sure these freaks of nature can't be hurt by anything less strong than a rocket-propelled grenade, but now that the new kid's brought a normal handgun, he's having second thoughts.
(Joker has yet to explain to him what cognitive psience is.)
Justin Gutierrez
From what I looked up, it was in 2 episodes, from seasons 1 and 2
Adam Powell
I'm near certain its one of the warrior dogs from okami, but that's kind of a lateral move
Camden Morales
Hah. I like to imagine that too.
I bet Ness is sick as hell of the Sans jokes.
Hudson Scott
Two episodes for DQ? That's pretty cool, actually.
Mason Wright
>Jacket keeps all his masks hung up in his room, curiously he also has Dallas' mask
>his Palace looks like a trashy, bloodstained 80's motel surrounded by purples and blues, filled with nightmarish reanimated corpses of Russian mobsters
>Biker is seen sometimes looking at the manor on his bike, drives off after a while or if someone tries talking to him
>a pink answering machine showed up in the lobby one day, it constantly goes off
>jacket goes crazy anytime it starts to ring
>everyone just has to ignore it
>a Mii answered it, they'd usually be gone for days without explanation
>one day they never came back, nobody was able to get in contact with them since
>richard shows up to talk to some of the most important characters, always implying that something big is coming
This shit's too good
Parker Wright
I also see him being friends with Samus and having an almost will they/won't they romantic tension with her.
I see Simon and Richter actually being friends with Dante and vice-versa just because they're all so staunch about killing evil. That said, Dante's cocky, "devil-may-care" attitude probably makes them not really see eye-to-eye anyway.
And Dante has a lot of sexual tension with Bayonetta but the two never get together because it'd make too much sense.
He also has a big brother relationship with Inkling and often participates in Turf Wars just for sheer fun. He mains dualies.
Ayden Roberts
The Robins have picked up on some rumors that Alucard secretly runs a magic library and are trying to get in his good graces to see if he'll give them the location. No such luck so far. The Support bonuses are really useful, though.
Gavin Ward
I really like this. Incineroar should also be more or less Travis' Pokemon since he's a freaking wrestling tiger and it just fits with Travis so well.
Also, along with Snake, Travis should obviously be the 'meta guy' and should constantly point out all the crazy bullshit he sees.
Isaiah Bell
>Ryu is happy to see terry again
>They start talking about crossovers
>Terry: talks about fighter ex layers
>Ryu: i remember skull o mania he has a very strange fighting style but you will see even weirder stuff in smash
>Terry; Okay Ryu: im glad you understand how weird things get in different universe
>D-do you remember the midnight bliss technique demitri uses,,
>Yeah why?
>There is something worse,,,,
Michael Mitchell
>Sans: so wait, did Dr.Andonuts’s robot body plan actually work?
>Ness:well,...yeah. We gave that idea a shot and it worked out for us to go home to the present
>Sans:....oooooooooooh
Julian Richardson
>Travis hits on every girl and gets taken down Johhny Bravo style.
>Is either in a state of hero worship for all the anime characters or is constantly trying to one up them.
>Gets along pretty well with Captain Falcon and Samus, sharing mercenary stories.
>Gets along REALLY well with Incineroar.
>The two watch wrestling matches together all the time.
>Maybe friends with Little Mac.
>All the little kid characters like Ness and Young Link think he's really cool, but everyone else tells them to. stay away from him cause he's a bad influence.
>Travis is essentially the "cool older cousin" of all the kids.
>Acts like a jerk but honestly has a ton of respect for everyone else there seeing as their gaming icons, and taking TSA into account.
>Calls up Shinobu or Bishop's brother a lot to see how Jeane is.
Easton Long
>browsing uploaded stages
>find this
10/10
Anthony Scott
>Spends his time engineering methods to play video games
>Plays tricks with the gyros to entertain the kids
>Believes stacking spinning gyros on top of each is his best trick
>Allegedly stacked 3 gyros on top of each other but there have been no witnesses
>OCD as fuck and pitches in to organize and sort out objects when it's time to clean
>Megaman cheers R.O.B. up when he get's upset when thinking about his near extinct species.
Christian Diaz
>the manor starts to get a noticeable uptick in the mail, all of which is addressed to jacket
>most of are job requests packets of god knows what
>when they ask the mailmen if they know anything about them, they just shrug and say they never saw such a things in the system
>Jacket just instructs everyone just to toss them out and don't look inside the boxes
>Wario, of course takes a peek inside during a routine clean up day
>Finds a animal mask inside
>it's a cobra
>Wario is about to put it on when jacket snaps it away from him
>He's wearing the Richard mask as well
>plays a tape
"Please remain calm, and your survival is assured."
>Just leaves him
>Wario vows not to fuck with him anymore
Ryan Ramirez
Wrong image. I wanted a happy R.O.B.
Anyway. Anyone got some R.O.B. art? Nobody seems to want to draw best bot.
Kevin Gomez
I'll never ask for anything ever again
Sebastian Perez
That's a cute Toriel and a slightly fucked up Papyrus
Carter Allen
>Sans gets an invitation to Smash
>seems like way too much work so he sends in a costume instead
>still has an invitation though
>he'd like to see someone else in the limelight
Ryder Lee
First King for Another Day and now Smash?
Sans really doesn't want to do anything does he?
Levi Richardson
Not necessarily a Smash headcanon, but whatever.
>Since he was the one angel who couldn't fly, he got rejected from society a la Rudolph
>Being an outcast herself, Medusa and Pit actually became friends until she finally snapped and went on a stoning-spree
>She didn't spare Pit since he couldn't fly, she actually spared him because he was the only person who ever really cared about her
>He still had to beat her ass up anyways
Thomas Sanders
Wholesome. I'm glad you got the guy you wanted. I never cared much for him but he's been a really fun addition
Justin Barnes
10/10
Austin Smith
Papyrus is great, but I can't see him KOing people in Smash.
He's arguably the most kind hearted person in Undertale since he's unable to kill you.
Parker Rogers
they fuck. like every day
Christian Robinson
K.O.ing isn't murder it's pushing someone somewhere else.
Which is what Papyrus does when he K.O.s you
Gabriel Ramirez
Banjo's too stupid to even know what sex is.
Ryder Smith
It's Smash, the violence isn't real
Ayden Roberts
Banjo knows what sex is, but only because Kazooie makes thinly veiled jokes about it.
James Ward
Evan Jenkins
Shit, you got me there.
Justin Hernandez
Jackson Gutierrez
Sparkster is annoyed by Sonic every day, who brags about going faster than him without a jetpack. He spars with Metaknight. He sometimes puts on Shovel Knight's armor when no one is around.
Thomas Murphy
Isaiah Jenkins
Andrew Perez
>Bayonetta tries to so some flirting with Banjo as a way to greet him
>Banjo is just confused but wishes her a happy day regardless.
>Bayo just stands there as she was not prepared for that blunt of a response.
Austin Flores
Earthworm Jim gets along with Sonic really well, but Donkey Kong can't stand either of them because they won't stop calling him Dankey Kang. He secretly thinks they're No Hopers and is amazed that they have more friends than him. Jim also gets along with Samus, and begs her every day to swap suits with him for a day. Samus hates him and her bird alien DNA makes her want to eat him.
Christopher Gray
I imagine Dante is just as unsubtle, except he makes a few corny jokes before walking the rest of the way to the fridge.
Dominic Rogers
dante is sans confirmed
Kayden Cooper
Bub and Bob are mistaken for baby Yoshis, and the Mario bros are constantly trying go get them to eat so they can grow big and strong. They are confused by pretty much everyone, and are easily intimidated. Pac-Man and Kirby are both really nice to them, so they mostly just hang around them and blow bubbles together.
Juan Hernandez
The most pipe of dreams
>Rocks the villain look and attitude, never corrects anyone in assuming he is such and never mentions he is a hero
>Becomes a Rival of Pokemon trainer (Male) and the other Pokemon
>Is somewhat of a genius having made the arm, modified it to snag the competition... Be it human or beast or Pokemon
>The downside is that it always fails and explodes for massive damage
>His partner Pokemon when out of there balls don't like many others, Espeon mostly catnaps in sunbeams and Umbreon bites people who get too friendly with it
>Always makes bad jokes and puns about doubles because Double battles
>Only dude he is on good terms with is Captain Falcon, as Wes can appreciate a good car despite being a biker.
Ryder Anderson
I appreciate your choice, user.
Isaac Harris
Fucking image not posting
Aaron King
Eh. I prefer the comics where he's no way fagging her.
Joshua Nelson
Sketch is mistaken for Terry hourly, and Terry mistakes him for Ken. Sketch is just happy his pet rat Roadkill gets along with Pikachu so well.
Adrian Sullivan
Noah Nguyen
This has been my Pokemon series never-ever for a really long time.
Levi Young
If I saw Dante squeezing ketchup directly into his mouth, I wouldn't even question it.
Elijah Sanders
Nathan Reed
Oh shit I never thought about them as newcomers. I think they'd be cool, iconic and have a bizarre and unique moveset.
Jayden Cruz
>Terry, Mario, Banjo, and Pitt bond over their roles as big brothers, Pitoo berates Pitt in the distance.
>Ken and Terry go as eachother for Halloween, Terry as Alpha Ken, and Ken as Garou Terry.
>Palutena and Simon get along surprisingly well.
Ryan Nguyen
>Represent 3rd gen
>Is a Pokemon trainer that isn't just a clone
>It's an Ice-climbers clone with a gimmick with Double Battles
I want to make a movelist, But the best I can think is
>Espeon does all special moves being a caster. Umbreon follows behind and helps with physical moves that deal more damage.
>Umbreon is Heavy weight and harder to K.O despite being the partner, Espeon is light and floaty and can hover back onto the stage. She can save Umbreon if he is near her as well to float them both when they double jump
>Espeon does the initial weak melee/smash attacks, but Umbreon follows it up with a MUCH stronger version of the attack.
Charles White
Angel Sanders
I love how Terry's got some big ol' man-titties in Smash.
Gabriel Roberts
I like to imagine Bayo invites Jeanne over on occasions. Unlike Bayo, who will tease Pit, Jeanne is almost openly hostile to him and insults him in long drawn out paragraphs of profanity should he do something clumsy, much to the resentment of Palutena. Dark Pit tries to match edge for edge, but ends up getting shredded by Jeanne's tongue before he slinks away embarrassed.
Nicholas Ramirez
How does your main/most wanted interacts with
>Banjo
>Ridley
>Kirby
>Joker
>Sans
Daniel Stewart
>be 8
>playing pokemon and zelda all day erry day
>some cousin gives me a cd called "good roms"
>what the fuck is a rom
>open up some file called dracula_x.smc
>fuck this is hard but i won't stop
>as a 8 year old faggot I started to get obsessed to the point of always wearing the same jeans and blue shirt
>even made a homemade chain whip
>decided the guy from dracula x would be my costume for halloween
>remember bros and girls asking who the fuck I was
>then there was that goth girl who said "I like castlevania"
>we eventually became friends
>started to play vidya together
>years passed
>beat symphony, dawn and portrait together
>finally man up and said I liked her after years of friendship
>we went to another halloween party, this time she was maria and i was richter
>we became more than friends but eventually didn't work because muh daddy issues
>broke up and she is probably dating some faggot and I quit vidya after 2008
>then I saw that fucking trailer
>I knew i was back and I knew she also saw that trailer.
fuck I wish I could beat her ass in smash and in real life with my old bro
Isaac Scott
Wily feels a sort of fatherly pride towards Zero but is reluctant to get too close or say too much for fear of some kind of time paradox. He can't help but constantly brag and hype him up regardless, even if he can't explain why.
Josiah Torres
who is the chick on the left?
William Rodriguez
Main is Joker.
>Banjo and Kazooie
The two get along all right, although the bird is always mocking Joker for getting caught by the police.
>Ridley
Joker hates this dude. Ridley keeps claiming they're fellow "bad dudes" due to both committing crimes, but Joker isn't buying it.
>Kirby.
Morgana's more the diehard fan here. Always wants to hang with Kirby, and Joker keeps an eye on them to make sure they don't cause too much trouble.
>Sans
The puns annoy Joker sometimes, but Morgana loves them. They both respect each others taste in clothing.
Leo Bailey
>Banjo
Samus would like Banjo, since she likes animals, but would probably think Kazooie is annoying
>Ridley
The guy killed her parents and then murdered her adoptive father. She absolutely despises him.
>Kirby
They are friends since Dream Land 3, when Kirby helped her with some Metroids hidden on Pop Star
>Joker
She probably wouldn't mind him much, as long as he doesn't get in her way.
>Sans
I have no fucking idea.
Henry Ross
The artist
Landon Taylor
I'm still pissed we didn't get the First Battle theme for Smash. Gamefreak is really dead-set on ignoring the Gamecube games.
Colton Edwards
>Too pussy to draw Samus' helmet
>That hand
Angel Johnson
>Banjo
Is seeing him at every corner as of right now. Sans frequently interrupts BK's instrument sessions with his trombone.
>Ridley
Unpleasant moments.
>Kirby
They get along really well. Kirby probably would like Sans' hotdogs.
>Joker
I haven't played his game, but Sans may poke fun at his psychological abilities.
>Terry
Terry is absolutely salty Sans stole the spotlight. They later get some burgers after a nice match.
Camden Thomas
orgasming shotas
Easton Martin
Simon is actually one of the most normal characters in the cast and is always struggling to make sense of what new insanity he's been introduced to that day. When you get burned by your own holy water after years of the stuff not affecting you at all, you're bound to ask at least a few questions.
Connor Jones
>Banjo
Wolf tolerates him. Plays poker with him on the weekends. Though he has to make sure Kazooie isnt around since she cheats like a mother fucker
>Ridley
They spar and crack jokes about their rivals dead parents, usually in earshot of them
>Kirby
Fear and curiosity. But mainly fear.
>Joker
They eat out, otherwise, they don't talk much. Morgana, however, is always there on poker nights.
>sans
Is the first to find him sleeping in the most insane places. Once even found him sleeping in his Arwing while somehow managing to pilot it as well. The only one to question if they're actually a mii or not.
Andrew Brown
Jack Long
>Banjo
Junior is rather impressed with Banjo and Kazooie, mostly knowing them because of how much Diddy talks about them. Kazooie snarks at him behind his back.
>Ridley
Junior doesn't really know much about Ridley, mostly because Bowser makes a point of keeping Ridley away from him. Ridley stays away, but he's moreso amused by Bowser's threats than actually threatened.
>Kirby
Doesn't think much of him to begin with
>Joker
He thinks Joker is awesome due to being a classy thief. He wants to be a successful theif like him (though he doesn't quite get the "stealing hearts" thing).
>Sans
Junior was unimpressed until Sans actually started talking. He knows a master punster when he sees one.
Nolan Campbell
Have either of you ever played any Doom game?
Doomguy doesn't bro around or do bants.
Here's how he'd interact:
>Doesn't talk with anyone
>Takes firearms whenever he finds any lying around
>Mostly stays either to his room or the gym
>Seen buying rabbit feed but no one's seen the actual pet
>For the safety of everyone, Ridley, Ganondorf, Bowser and Bayonetta must be kept out of his line of sight at all costs
Brayden Morgan
>everyone on the mansion fucking despises Ridley
>gets beaten out regularly by Samus, Ness and sometimes Kirby
>now we have a character that literally uses karma agaisnt his opponents
Poor Ridley, he can't catch a break, can he?
Anthony White
You seem to have the soulless automaton Mii wearing Sans's costume confused with the real deal.
Joshua Price
*Rather unimpressed with Banjo and Kazooie
Michael Hernandez
Everyone has. Good fucking luck changing their mind, too.
Nicholas Reed
That's why it is called "headcanon", user.
Joshua Gomez
All 4 Heroes have a crippling gambling addiction and are lobbying to get a Casino built in the mansion. Wario enjoys their company. By which I mean suckering them out of their cash.
Hudson Sullivan
King Boo and Wario build a casino in the lot next door just for them, and they and Waluigi run the games. Slimes act as hostesses while Ashley runs the bar.
Logan Gonzalez
>Mii Gunner started doing their best Sans impersonation when the costume came in, as a joke
>Everyone totally bought it
>They've yet to reveal the truth because the Sans act has made them suddenly a hundred times more popular
Eventually, there will be no "Mii Gunner". Only "Sans" will remain.
Samuel Carter
I like it.
Sebastian Garcia
Corrin stays away from all of the animals because of PTSD where out of 3 routes, 2 of them involved the complete genocide of the respective beat race.
Ethan Cruz
Their actual success at gambling is conversely related to how bad their addiction is. Eight is the least affected and hits the jackpot a decent amount of times, but Arusu has lost way too much money on big, stupid bets.
Carson Miller
Geno
>friends with Mario, Peach, and Bowser
>properly meets Luigi
>friendly towards everyone besides Ganondorf and Ridley
>thinks that Rosalina is the higher power calling upon him
>gets along very well with the children
Anthony Sanchez
Corrin and Ridley get along. Corrin's brothers do not approve.
Daniel Garcia
>Those thighs
Dominic Sanchez
>Terry's arrival also brought with him a Neo Geo MVS cabinet with all the Fatal Fury and KoF games
>the games seem to be a hit with the Smash characters but most of them have to play in smaller doses since SOMETHING about the gameplay gives them just the strangest sense of existential deja vu for some odd reason
Hunter Rodriguez
The Mii is just a stunt double.
I just really think Sans is cool, cut me some slack prease.
Isaac Hernandez
Explain. And please don't say because Corrin is part dragon.
Jack Wright
>Banjo
They bond over their shared love of egg projectiles. Yoshi brags that his are more versatile and more damaging. He probably wants to eat Kazooie.
>Ridley
Yoshi is afraid that Birdo will be attracted to Ridley and cuck him, so he avoids Ridley for this reason and because of his own crippling fear.
>Kirby
They bond over being able to eat other fighters and gimp them offstage. They sometimes set up a comfy campfire to cook by and fall asleep under the stars.
>Joker
(((some tired tax fraud meme)))
>Sans
I haven't played Undertale.
Adam Taylor
>Corrin and Ridley get along
>Ridley
>get along
And best the draconic features get them a nice, high spot on the Rape List.
David Collins
Can you explain? I still haven't really sunk my teeth into either of those series yet?
Hunter Perez
>and
"At". Fuck.
Isaac Johnson
Ridley's actually amused at Corrin's penchant for genocide and regicide. Corrin thinks that Ridley's gruesome battle tips are jokes with hidden gems in them. I wouldn't exactly call this a healthy relationship for one of them.
Luke Lopez
Morgana would love Yoshi and fanboy over him. Yoshi would give Joker PTSD by reminding him of some random P5 enemy.
Kevin Flores
He'd bond well with Lucas as well,I think
James Morales
You must be forgetting the part where Corrin was distraught in both cases of the subhuman extermination. A joke about that would fly about as well as a joke about Corrin using Lilith as a meat shield.
Parker Jones
Main is DK
>Banjo
Best friends, obviously. Spends as much time hanging out with him and Kazooie as possible due to not knowing when, or if, he’ll get the chance ever again.
>Ridley
Hates him. Got into a full blown fight with him once and King Kong’d (gif related) him. Donkey Kong was fined and ordered a restraining order from Ridley.
>Kirby
Very chill towards each other, but they generally like everyone.
>Joker
Regards him as a no muscle twink. When trying to hit on the ladies, DK often tries to embarrass Joker through brawn.
>Sans
Very well, actually. They hang out and play vidya together some days.
Ayden Ortiz
Damn, that's not funny.
Joseph Wood
Who?
Alexander Jenkins
Forgot the gif, here it is.
John Rivera
>Ridley
>raping
Ridley would rather torture his victims, similar to what he did with Grey Voice/The Chozo/Samus
Josiah Myers
Ridley would rape as a form of torture
Benjamin Harris
It bothers my autism that people act like Smash is actually in when it's just a costume.
Brayden Nguyen
I don't really see it, honestly. I mean, he got plenty opportunities to rape Samus, if that's what he wanted.
Mason Foster
Colton Nguyen
It's just a fucking headcanon. Who fucking cares?
Juan Rodriguez
Either way it means that Undertale exists in the world of Smash.
Robert Morales
Those old SNK fighters, especially the older KoF games, were the biggest influence on Sakurai for Smash's gameplay. The joke I was going for is that, by playing these games, Smash characters would feel oddly familiar with the flow and mechanics of the gameplay.
Ian Jenkins
Ridley
>Banjo
Banjo and Ridley have a mutual hatred for one another. Ridley things Banjo is a dumb country bumpkin, and Banjo knows Ridley is an evil asshole. Kazooie is sexually aggressive towards Ridley which makes things even worse.
>Ridley
Ridley always winks and does a snappy finger point to himself when ever he passes a mirror.
>Kirby
Ridley is familiar with cosmic horrors. He knows not to trifle with beings beyond mortal comprehension
>Joker
Ridley thinks he's a villain and invites him to villain meetings. He keeps coaxing Joker to do more and more bad shit, and Joker is trying not get killed.
>Sans
Sans just openly taunts and pranks Ridley. No one is sure why Ridley wont retaliate.
Lucas Taylor
>Who fucking cares?
Well, I obviously care, it goes against actual canon, that's like having a headcanon that Mario isn't in when he's in, Sans isn't in, it's just a Sans mask and a Sans costume.
I'm not gonna bust your chops about it but it still does bother me somewhat.
Xavier Myers
>tries to play it cool, but freaks out when he meets megaman
>Gets sidelined for a few matches after he accidentally says fuck while activating his DT
>Bayonetta goes out of her way to fluster him knowing that he has a girl at home already
Parker Gomez
>>Ridley
>Ridley always winks and does a snappy finger point to himself when ever he passes a mirror
this is canon
Jeremiah Nelson
>Ridley always winks and does a snappy finger point to himself when ever he passes a mirror.
kek
Jaxon Powell
Wait really?
To what extent? Cause I've always wanted a classic 2D fighter with Smash's control scheme.
Elijah Wilson
Joel for Smash when?
Brody Lopez
Kek
Bentley White
Fuck if I know
Anthony Ross
>Chrom marries Pikachu
>Chrom marries Mario
>Chrom marries Mr. Game & Watch
>Chrom marries Sonic
>Chrom marries Ridley
>Chrom marries Sans
Owen Jackson
Nolan Parker
He'd love Pikachu because it resembles a rabbit
Michael Rogers
Sonic
>Banjo-Kazooie
Wonders why he wears pants but they're friends who share stories. Sonic is impressed by their teamwork. Him and Kazooie do a lot of back and forth teasing
>Ridley
He avoids Ridley, it's a level of evil he's not used to dealing with. He's careful and just keeps his distance.
>Kirby
I honestly don't know.
>Joker
They appreciate each other's style for the most part but Joker is always trying to get Sonic to use his speed to help him steal things but Sonic isn't going for it though.
>Sans
He knows it's just the mii gunner in costume but otherwise doesn't know what a "sans" is. He likes megalovania when it comes on though.
Brody Cruz
Main: Banjo
Most Wanted (after BK):Terry
>Banjo
Banjo: too happy-go-lucky to really bother having any sort of opinion of himself one way or another
Terry: appreciates another bro to enjoy Americana comfort food with; he nicknames Banjo "Big Bear"
>Ridley
Banjo: too stupid to outright fear Ridley but he just doesn't like the guy at all, whereas Kazooie openly mocks him to the shock of others (this earns her something almost resembling respect from Ridley)
Terry: the guy doesn't like anyone who kills parents for some reason, go figure
>Kirby
Banjo: gets along fine, but always has to try and stop Kazooie from making suck/blow/swallowing jokes at deliberately inopportune times
Terry: also gets along fine
>Joker
Banjo: doesn't really interact much with Joker (totally doesn't have anything to with the fact that I don't know enough about P5 to make up anything clever)
Terry: inadvertent animosity from Joker since he kept mistaking Joker as some new-fangled protagonist candidate for The King of Fighters
>Sans
Banjo: immediate kinship due to their love of grilled foods and vocalizing via nonsense grunts; Sans is one of the few who can keep up with Kazooie's snarkiness
Terry: another grill bro, has earned Sans' good graces by introducing him to a whole world of human comfort foods
Jason Davis
>he nicknames Banjo "Big Bear"
>not Yogi
Nolan Thomas
Yes. "Big Bear".
Jaxson Jones
Does this generation have a Brawl Taunts equivalent?
Carson Bailey
only wooden plank comics which are LOL tier at best
shame that kirbopher came out as a sex offender
Jace Torres
Probably the Awkward Zombie comics or this
youtu.be
James Mitchell
>shame that kirbopher came out as a sex offender
was he really? or is this just another case taken out of proportion?
Colton Gomez
he himself admitted to the accusations
Gabriel King
Asher Moore
The artist
Terry's went and got himself a new fanbase
Jordan Murphy
nah
Kazooie tricked him the first time. and the second. and so forth. banjo never finishes. he just wants to get back to Gameboy
Chase Williams
>Banjo
ignores, Ganon wouldn't care for a lowly peasant
>Ridley
thinks of Ridley as beneath him for being a hedonistic murderer but Ridley sees that he's no better than himself, he just doesn't indulge in evil like he does
>Kirby
both annoyed Kirby's cutesy, innocent demeanor and jealous of his seemingly limitless power
>Joker
confused to how many ladies this guy pulls despite being a skinny little runt that hasn't even conquered a single nation
>Sans
probably confuses him for a Stalfos, also too serious to enjoy his stupid puns
>Bonus:
>Bowser
probably one of the only fighters Ganon actually respects, would get occasionally annoyed by him but a great ally none the less
>Samus
reminds him of one of his sisters, admires her raw strength and willpower, not exactly a friend but respects her greatly
>Zelda
greatly dislikes Zelda for obvious reasons, thinks she's a spoiled brat who doesn't deserve to rule over a kingdom like Hyrule, prefers not to converse with her
>Marth
genuinely respects him and has a sort of friendly rivalry with Marth, often getting into dick measuring contests, chats about military tactics and politics, also agrees with his Tier List about hierarchy
Isaac Hernandez
>smash cringe thread
yikes
Logan Mitchell
Main Ryu
Most wanted Ryu Hayabusa
>Banjo
Ryu: He find his partener dinamic in the battlefield, but is ultimately not interested in trying that for himself. A single man strategy is ultimately more reliable, but if he had to put his life on the line, Ken would be the only one he will trust.
RH: Doesnt have a strong opinion, but watching Kazooie triggers an strong case of PTSD.
>Ridley
Ryu: Is one of the fighters he look to fight the most. Ryu have face opponents as big and vicious as Ridley, so he is not afraid.
RH: Yep, that's a demon for RH. When not in combat RH doesn't approach, rather wait and learn his habits, waiting for the opportunity to strike.
>Kirby
Ryu: The biggest enigma from the whole roster to Ryu, there is not a technique he can pick from him, but still enjoy spar with him.
RH: Find his friendly nature quite naive.
>Joker
Ryu: Doesnt hate him, but doesnt respect him neither, pretty much because he fight using a gun.
RH: Also doesn't respect him, but for different reasons, mostly because of his sense of justice that clashes with his own.
>Sans
Fuck you, Sans is not a character, I'm doing Terry instead faggot.
>Terry
Ryu: He is happy to see him again, they catch up when they are not fighting along with Ken.
RH: Deep respect to the Legendary Hungry Wolf, now wants to see if he live up to the legend.
Nolan Sanders
Mario's penis is 7.5 inches long x 6 inches girth
Luigi's is 8 x 5
Bowser 8 x 7
DK 6.5 x 6
Link 5.5 x 5
Ganondorf 9.5 x 6.5
Fox 5 x 4.5
Falco 7.5 x 5.5
Wolf 8.5 x 5.75
Charizard 8 x 7
Lucario 4.5 x 4.75
Greninja 5 x 4
Captain Falcon 8.5 x 5.5
Marth 6 x 5
Roy 7 x 5.25
Ike 8.5 x 5.75
Robin 5 x 4.5
Corrin 7 x 5
Wario 7 x 6
Little Mac 5.5 x 5.5
Shulk 7 x 5
Snake 7.5 x 5.5
Ryu 6.5 x 6
Cloud 8 x 5.5
K. Rool 5 x 5
Ridley 11 x 5
Incinceroar 9 x 7
Chrom 8.5 x 5.75
Ken 7.5 x 5.5
Simon 8.5 x 5.75
Richter 10 x 5.75
Joker 6.5 x 5.25
Hero 6 x 5.5
Banjo 7 x 5.75
Terry 8 x 6
Bentley Perry
Totally inaccurate Kazooie, she's not a rager
Jaxson Long
bump
Jose Reed
>wooden plank
>inaccurate
That's to be expected.
Tyler Cruz
You forgot G&W, who's packing 16.5 inches in length and is always fully erect. He can't physically have girth but it's also 8 inches high. Sadly it's always facing the camera so you never see it.
Jason Sanders
Eli Stewart
I always figured that Echo Fighters would eventually not have to be tied to the same franchise.