2019

I flex on you zoomer zooms.

i was too busy playing bw/d2/wc3 then wow.

i had an account when they forced you to use steam with cs 1.6. Dunno when that was though, and i lost the account so it's whatever

Zoomer zooms don't care because they're using the Epic Games store and getting multiple free games a week. Pretty soon, an entire generation will grow up without making accounts on that archaic piece of trash Steam. And that's a good thing.

Didn't have internet to my computer until then - just the family computer.

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tfw 5 digit steam ID

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I can buy 16 year old steam accounts for like 1-5$
Whats ur steamid?
mine is STEAM_0:0:7077
im 19 years old :^)

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Didn't have internet, played HL2 for years before getting Steam.
Didn't get Steam until 2006.

mine will be 15 next month

Shopping cart

Hentai and school shooting games. Literally 99% shovelware. Takes 3x longer to start the client because it's a laggy piece of shit. No 64 bit client.

zoom

When all you boomers die off Steam will go with you and the rest of us will move on to superior storefronts. Steam belongs in a museum along with most of its users.

How much is epic paying you?

I still do that

i pirated hl2 because i wasn't installing that garbage

One free game a week, sometimes more. What is Gabe giving you for shilling his crusty ancient client? Oh, that's right, NOTHING. You do it for free just because you like sucking his dick.

>mine is STEAM_0:0:7077
>im 19 years old
We can tell from your worthless account, imagine thinking this is anything but pathetic.

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oh noooooooo D:

Is that a fucking furry group on bottom?

I did have one in 2003 but I forgot the username.

>censoring your id out by removing a couple numbers
steamcommunity.com/id/roll3r/
retard

Fucking KEK

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yes *pounces*

oh ye i got another 4 digit account but im not going to say it cause it has my main alias and im too lazy to change it. its not banned either.

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hewwo nick o3o

meh close enough

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Imagine getting BTFO after bragging about buying a garbage account and then saying some shit like this.

condition zero fags have no bragging rights

t. 40 year old still browsing a taiwanese pottery board

oh fuck my reputation is tarnished!

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12 years. To be fair the only game I played from 2003-2007 was empires dawn of the modern world and ashamedly, runescape.

You've never had a reputation for anything other than being a socially retarded outcast. Say hi to your high school bully for me.

fuck off furry

why do u heff to be so mean?

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Your birth was tarnished.

ok chink

>ashamedly, runescape.
>ashamed of runescape in it's prime
2004-2007 runescape was kino
fucking grow up

>fucking grow up
I did, which is why I say ashamedly at the fact I played in hours probably a solid year on it.
If I had spent the time I spent on RS on anything else, I'd probably be an expert in it at this point.

nope.
pretty close, though.

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Because you're a fucking cancer and you think bragging that you are will win you cool guy points. I'm willing to bet you act the same way irl which is why you get bullied relentlessly, but of course you think its because you're just special and unique.

ok now i feel bad sorry

Whiter than you pajeet

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>Rockman
extremely based and redpilled.

why do boomers take Yea Forums so seriously?

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/me sniffs your paws uwu

Avatars are a bannable offense.

>get called chink
>"But I'm not a chink, I'll take a picture of my arm to show him!"
holy shit...

Isn't it fact that if a guy dates or marries a girl who isn't a virgin then he's stating to the world "yes, my girlfriend has fucked other guys and I'm okay with that.”

>only posting zootopia screencaps

Big yikes from me, amigo. Do you even furry?

This site is a festering shithole yet you somehow do not understand why you're worse. I would say to kill yourself but theres a solid chance you're going to do that anyway.

sm h go to my name and go here
im not sensitive, nice try.

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>being proud of getting Steam back when it was shit
Y I K E S

/me kisses all over your soft fluffy pawsies >w

I'm almost there OP...

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next february I'll get mine

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>If I had spent the time I spent on RS on anything else, I'd probably be an expert in it at this point.
Yeah, that's how practice works, you spend a lot of time on something you're bound to get good lol

> Implying it's not still shit
D O U B L E Y I K E S

>10.42pm
Too late for a 4 digits legacy ID.

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>~

i'm gonna add you on steam >:3

no

yes :3c

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uwu >w

Enjoy losing your virginity, furgin.

heheheheh >:333333cc

there was literally no point having steam before 2008.

Yes
Not that anyone other than incels are thinking about this so who cares

Alright fuck this thread

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If you think that is true wouldn't it also apply if a girl was a virgin and married a man who wasn't?

my official gaben cockslave account is from 2010 and only because I got Civ5 got included with my video card and it forced me to install that bloated piece of shit steam to play it

imagine buying games willingly

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Because CS/DoD/TFC never existed

gib catgirl

90% of this list is pure trash
pls gibe something gud

quit spamming this shit on every post faggot

Akarin please.

Give cute girl

Only incels aren't cuckolds.

eh i had an account from 2005 but i was retarded and got it scammed from me
now my account is from 2007

>Tracer
Aw fuck, could be worse

Do they even still sell Rolos? I haven't seen one in years.

i need to start writing down every one of these
why the fuck didn't anyone do this before

Yes, they're my favorite.

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