A male in our village?

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Real life women are so fucking pathetic

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fuck

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urbosa is the only decent looking gerudo

I posted this last time we had this thread but there was a study/poll done to measure which sex/age groups prefered which fetishes. What the study found is that men really like anything from anal, to lactation, to cuckold, etc.

Overwhelming majority of women preferred fetishes that revolved around male domination like rape fetish, choking, etc.

All this means that chances of you finding a woman who would be into femdom are incredibly small.

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i want to believe that when we die we go to our own personal paradise where we finally decide whats going on and only nice things happen
we are all gonna make it

*Donald Trump voice* Wrong.

muscular women hate scrawny men

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I can't imagine her and her people smelling any decent

I don't know why I find her particularly attractive in that pose.

It's sad but true. It's a pity because muscular men and muscular women are a shit pairing.

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shushy

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No, they aren't.

It really is. I can't think of a good muscle couple

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Poor Shaggy

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>what are you looking at geekboy?

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A thread of patrician taste. Muscle girls are great utility. They can help you with tasks normal women cannot, they share many of your interests, try to be as efficient as possible, and have lots of energy.

Nah, it sucks ass. Play a real Zelda game instead.

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I want her to plunder my boi pussy.

Zora women are the best women, men who like gerudo “””””””females”””””””” are just closet homosexuals

some stupid whore with a choker posing in front of a camera to show herself off
its a shame

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uh duh thats like common knowledge, im pretty sure a majority of people know that women always say no (yes) and yes (yes), but only for guys who are attractive.

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>Why of course I enjoy strong dominating women

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what about dominating strong women?

based coomers

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Most men don't like femdom though, they find it emasculating, one friend of mine had a gf that was into it and he was always complaining how he had to tell her off every time she asked to do something where she was in a dom position. They're still together too, no way in hell she's happy with him.

good fucking taste

a relationship is more than sex and fetishes you fucking mongoloid

Is it even possible to bulk and cut and maintain your boobs?

fuck user, you beat me to saying it

Did she have any weaknesses?

>Revali was arrogant
>Daruk scared of dogs
>Mipha was timid

Is she what the Japanese consider a perfect woman? If so, I agree.

dude

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t. first one to get cucked

My favorite version of it

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CUTE
now post the thiccc one

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All I have is this one

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>Ew, get away from me incel!
>*goes back to eating out Chad's asshole*

this is a good th read i keep imagining hte smell

I disagree.
Next you'll say FUCK YOU

>ywn get your skull crushed between those thighs

Fuck this gay earth

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Well user, there's always this option Will you be brave enough to try, or will you fear the rejection forever?

her weakness was severe cock lust

arms should be bigger

Are there any games where you can romance a fit tomboy?

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Link as king of the brown women is the best idea ever.

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How about some games where you can get dominated by a fit tomboy?

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tfw no cute sweaty tomboy to sniff

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Roughly one third of all VNs

Imagine

>King of the Stronk Brown Women
Heaven.

Persona 4

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way ahead of you

Play ace combat 7

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I don't want used goods though

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>you will never be raped by a muscle chick
it hurts

Tomboys, goths, mommy gfs, and muscle girls are big fat fucking memes that are circle jerked by inexperienced virgins. Trust me, you faggots don't want any of these.

Purefags, especially in relation to Chie, need to be gassed.

Are you impl*ing you've had at least one of each of those?

No one on here want's the 3D versions of those though, or at least I don't.

Golden ruined Chie. It's a real shame because in every other way it is superior to the original.

Dude I've only had two kinds of chicks; the JAP and the Daddy's Girl, and I'd kill for a change of pace. All of those sound delicious.

yeah everyone is exactly the same like a fucking npc

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k cuck

What's JAP?

Tomboys and mommy gfs are fucking great, you don't know shit fag.

Dated a 40yr old mother of two when I was 18-20, almost got serious. Wasn't that bad until reality hit and we realized that we had nothing in common.

Up against the wall you delusional faggot.

>tfw molested by teacher in second grade
>tfw bullied by two girls throughout the entire day of 6th grade
>resentfully developed this fetish and hate myself for it

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Yes.

>tomboys
Used goods of the worst degree that carry ungodly amounts of emotional baggage. If you don't get 1 in high school they grow up to be ghetto/trailer trash with 2 or 3 retarded kids.

>goths
Also emotional baggage but with an added bonus of depression/anxiety/bipolar shit. Arguably the best fucks outta all 4 but expect them to turn on you immediately for stupid shit or guilt trip you into spending time with them. Very emotional. Cutting can be a thing too

>mommy
Second best fuck but there's a reason this bitch is single past the age of 35. Crazy cunt like the goth that will cut you instead. Is trying to relive her "glory" days through a young boy.

>muscle
Almost always some tryhard, feminist, has be an ass cunt. Will almost always fuck back dudes, be into polygamy, and shit that screams daddy issues. Either you submit or can fuck off (can be fun if you're into being a sub, but good luck trying to keep that shit for more than 1 or 2 times before she goes back to wanting 5 dicks in her face)

>Tomboys and mommy gfs are fucking great, you don't know shit fag.
Wanna know how I know you're reading too much hentai?

Bunch of faggots in here. Liking a female with visible muscle is comparable to liking one with facial hair or a deep voice. Both are qualities fueled by testosterone. Essentially you want a female with masculine qualities. You like a manly looking female. Might as well date a dude.

Eat shit fags.

I've dated both types.

Pros and cons of both so I can tell if your full of shit. Go.

Depends on the relationship limp impotent scrawny pathetic faggot.

Whatever you need to tell yourself.

Science told me this, not myself.

anything but a relationship based on love isnt a real relationship and you are tricking yourself if you say otherwise
faggot

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>t.Never had sex and never will

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You really don't know what "relationship" means huh? Ever heard of sex friends? what a shit-stain you are.

God, how pathetic. Did you even think before posting something so embarassing? Eat shit while I go cuddle with my current mommy gf, you fag.

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>he lies on the Internet as an inexperienced virgin

Femdom? Motherfucker, I am trying to find one that doesn't think being strangled is simple foreplay. A lot of women love abuse and it's disturbing. Worse is that they pretend they don't.

God I want a musclegirl gf.

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sex friends are terrible people
dont do casual sex

Muscle legs are fucking patrician

Yea Forums - Ecchi

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wouldnt happen to have anymore of these, would you?

>all of that muscle
>Still has a good facial structure
>still has feminine hips
Literally how?

>Like Muscle girls
>90% of the other fetishists are some form of absurdly pathetic submissives futafags and/or yurifags

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based

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>All that muscle
She's not exactly insane or anything.
Also she obviously has a good amount of body fat on her keeping a nice feminine softness to her.
When people meme about muscle chicks looking like men, they're usually pulling from the pile people who purposefully kill their bodyfat to better compete in whatever they're into.

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It's a fucking shame.

I was told I could find girls that looked like Casca if I went to the gym
I have yet to seen any and I've been going for like 4 months now
I want my better body and tomboy gf, not just my better body

this is the reason I have a burning hate for futafags and yurifags
they always ruin everyone's fun

Do they have a version of this but with monster girls?

>Link is such a Chad even the Gerudo submit to him

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Your darkest fetish would have 4 images tops if it weren't for futafags, furries and maybe even bronies.

Someone post it.

Wish I had source on some of those pictures.