User, why arent you playing Azur Lane?

user, why arent you playing Azur Lane?

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PISS

Chinese spyware
Mobile game
Gacha
Discount KanColle
Dumbass fanbase

>Gacha
>Dumbass fanbase
Can't have one without the other.

show me the BIGGEST tits in the game
i will then divide if its worth my data

The porn is better

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Censored. Fuck off chang.

What is xer doing with her hand?

But I do.
Just go Fabulous.

I don't want to install some chink spyware on my phone just so I can see some anime titties.

t.

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I don’t need to play it to COOOM TO IT

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Cause the game itself is trash and autists make all the porn and image rips FOR FREE

I am. I already got Zara in the first day!
>Chinese spyware
???
>Discount KanColle
But it isn't dead everywhere outside Japan like KanColle is!

You will never be a woman.

Those "animated" jpgs are the most soulless thing a gacha can shit out.

Why would I want to be one when I can COOM AAAAHHHH IM COOOOOMING

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I coombed

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i'm on the 2nd map and i already want to be able to auto this boring shit. haven't even gotten any good big tiddi girls, just filler loli garbage.

>that raw, beaten-red asshurt about "azur lane will not make you cry at its story like the glorious nippon story in kancolle will!"
I love azur for the sole fact it makes japanese nationalists salty to biblical levels.

I am but I'm salty as fuck that the second chapter was delayed by 30 hours for no reason I could have SP unlocked by now.

Ok

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I can barely force myself to do GBF dailies anymore and my phone can't run Pokemon Masters so I'm probably never picking up another gacha again.

These
Why would I spend time and money on some shitty gacha game for a png of some anime bitch when I can just download said png on my computer in an instant and jerk it to that

I like both but I hate it when people say shit like that. KanKolle did NOTHING to become bigger outside Japan. AL's only mistake was making a console game with the fucking Nep company. :/
I also don't get why MODS delete AL threads but keep Fate shit.

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People don't play the game for the PNG's retard.

Then if they play it for the girls I can just read their dialogues and voice clips online
Or if they play it for mediocre gameplay I can just play an actual video game instead

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boobs don't move like that

I started playing it a few days ago. All I want is Cleveland but Warspite is good too

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Because gachas don't support me playing them 6 hours a day like a normal game would and eventually will have me starved of whatever resource it is that lets me keep on playing it, and the moment I have to literally take a break from the game for a few days to let shit recharge before continuing is the moment I stop and move on. I've been fooled by "but this one is totally F2P friendly!" once before, you won't fool me again.

titties

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>Image is of a girl clearly climbing out of a pool
>Animation is her just awkwardly standing mid action jiggling around for no reason
Animation actively makes these type of image worse cause they aren't actually animated doing the action they're supposedly doing.

Essex!

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She'll come to you in due time.
Good starter

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Because the game sucks? I'll just fap to the doujins.

I HAVE DROPPED 140 CUBES ON THIS SLUT AND ALL I KEEP GETTING IS FORMIDABLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The only good L2Ds are the ones where they're sitting down. Less moving parts, the better

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Here's the chart

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Live2d is pretty crap in general.
It doesn't have to be, but it almost always is.

Huh, you think Grenville or Forbin would have made it in this

She cute, I'm really enjoying my current selection of botes
Based fellow user of taste

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>playing
>gatchashit
Choose only one

Be sure to retrofit that London

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I started playing it again actually but still have no idea what I'm doing beyond basic shit.

You can totally be an oil-conservative whore and literally play a decent chunk of content by using an efficient fleet.

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Will do, I'm still learning all the ins and outs but I'm getting there, London a cute too. I'm glad a lot of my old Kancolle experience applies here.

You missed a really good event for American girls

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I dunno user. If you're actually trying to play a game like AL for 6 hours a day to begin with, it sounds more like the problem's with you somewhere.
None of these games are really designed to be autistically ground out for hours on end. Fuck, even granblue doesn't lend itself to that until you've got nothing to do but high level raids.

Not enough Goths

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Imagine the smell.

I love Balty

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I wish they did something better than a school uniform for her.

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COOM

Both Balti and Bambam are top shelf.

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Go to the gem shop and tap on the cat constantly until a cutscene plays.

IM COOMING BROS

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Yeah it looks nice but is kinda boring. Nips love that shit though.

kys avatarfag

i'm not a coombrain

>that subtle way the meme is slowly migrating towards coon

Should I give my land ring to Denver?

London's retro is very expensive but it makes her a huge glass cannon. I'd also swap Renown for Hood as she's one of the only two good battlecruisers in the game and her skill is amazing when it procs. Keep her in the flagship slot.

Warspite is kinda good, especially if you can give her a white shell auxiliary, she should get a retrofit soon as well bumping her up to rainbow rarity.

I am dropping fgo after failing to get Merlin. Who should I reroll for?

gamer

i just don't like gachashit and all the only it has going for i can get for free on sadpanda.

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Sure
No need to reroll since the starting SSRs go on exchange rotation every two weeks.

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I play gachas while I wait for my turn after my victory lap in my fightan lobbies

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there really no need to reroll. The rates are somewhat generous and you can just buy botes in the exchange or event shop.

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I might watch the anime next month and then try it out.

As long as Prinz Eugen is in it I'll watch it

Can't wait for that shit storm
At least it'll be worth it to screenshot my girl Hornet

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Because these games are insulting, every one is the fucking same. Padding. Endless fucking padding. Shitloads of useless non-sexual cards that don't belong in the game like monsters or animals, the potential to roll dupes, dupes being built into the progression system. A lot of times these games have shitty self insert characters who I want to throttle like Destiny Child. Lots of reasons. Even if I play Azur Lane I'll never see the girl/animation you posted because it's locked behind mountains of gacha.

based

Keep em coming
I need more to my reference folder for when I start making the big bucks with loli drawings

how painless is it to reroll

can you build teams to auto most of the content

>drags me off to help her and unlocks a new mission
Neat, I wouldn't have ever figured that out on my own.
Duly noted. Putting together good fleets is definitely something I'll have to learn. I'll work on getting London up to snuff, too.

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Girls' Frontline is better

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>because it's locked behind mountains of gacha.
pffffthahahahahahaha

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A nectar of life straight out of the holy grail, fragrant, sweet, peachy, milky with a pinch of salt

Nice Hornet

Zara is 2% in limited construction, so while I got lucky and got all the limited botes it's definitely possible to get fucked since there's no safety net.

>Neat, I wouldn't have ever figured that out on my own.
She's one of only two repair boats in the game and by far the best one. Strap in though, it'll probably take a month to do all of her missions, but she is worth it.

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Overleveling makes anything below World 10 trivial, although you might get checked for AA stats in World 3.
As anons above pointed out, you can gradually get the starting line-up of SSRs pretty easily since you can just buy them with in-game currency on rotation. There's an event going on right now though and you might be pressured to get them now since one of the new ships is disgustingly overpowered. It's pretty early in the even too, still around two weeks

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It's nowhere near as bad as other games unless you have consistent E rank luck.
I wasted 600 cubes before this event trying to get Essex and U-101 but I still came out of this event below 100 cubes.
Rebuilding your stash is piss easy so if you're one of those unfortunate bastards with consistent bad luck, then I mourn for you

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More like Paizuri Lane.

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Probably smells like pee to be frank, not that I'm complaining in this instance.

You don't need to reroll, unless you want Formidable or Zara like right now because they are limited. And yes you can auto most of the content after leveling up some ships

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source on the chart?

Yes please

girls frontline for SEAniggers who haven't beat off today

>Hire Honolulu's artist again
>Make him literally draw Honolulu but with an alternate hairstyle
>Put her in gacha with an expensive skin

This is an actual loading screen in the game.
How did they get away with this?

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Cause they got away with this a year earlier

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Because the Western version is probably censored like with every other gacha.

not really

>oppai lane

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Not as much as you're thinking.

CN is the censored version, JP and EN are the same except for some weird translated lines in EN.

>user, why arent you playing Azur Lane?
I'm gay and none of the waifu are particularly titilating

I'm still amused that JP censors the nuke symbol on Indy's bomb though.

But how did they get away with this one?
I'm sure Nintendo didn't approve that Switch.

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China gets away with a lot of things

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Most of the load screen is fan art, so that's how they got away with it

>Make 980,000,000 in 1 month
Psssssst nothing personal kid

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Then go play fgo then, whatcha doing here user?

>Story is completely shit
>Characters is cardboard kawaii uguu no personality or characteristic
>lame comediy, nonsense event
>gameplay lol
What is the point of playing this?

That user mentioned fate so I posting fate, what wrong? Is fate make you sensitive body nervous or something?

why are you racist against Philippine people the most powerful race in the world

>smelly gooks are back
why don't you go to the GFL thread

>smelly gooks are back
fuck off normalfag

Because you gooks are insects, I hope NK nukes the entirety of your little peninsula

My phone is one step above a burner and won't run gatcha shit.

You will have to spend most of your gems on capacity upgrades though.

COOOMING

Isn't just kancolle Kashima but different hair colour, infact why is every Italian new ships look like Kashima?

>Waiting for my 3 burgers to come out and watching anime tits on my clover app
>There is a happy couple 10 years younger than me right af my side

I-IT IS NOT FAIR!!!!!!!

stay mad

>event is literally full of SEAnigger sub human coming with their mom
>cringe level is off the charts
>every real life events is an unprofessional cringe mess
m.youtube.com/watch?v=62IlKxI7fko
What the fuck?

>grolious NIPPON story in kantai correckshion willu make you cry!
Found the kadokawa rep.

I can't believe people (or "people") even entertain the idea of wasting their time with this shit. They can't be that idle.

get nuked samefag

>two people have the same opinion!? SAMEFAG SAMEFAG SAMEFAG
Dilate

You already did for me, salary samurai. =)

The list

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Their brain is full of anime crap, they are addicted to it they need to bring it everywhere and act like they are important to Japan but in reality they are just parasite

I'd rather kill time between classese playing a game then shitposting here

>I already got 3 Zara's
COPE

I tried it and it felt like my boats were too slow. I didn't feel like I could dodge shots fired at me. Does it change later on when you get better boats?

>This shit
>Playing
Are you sit alone and imagine playing with your waifo anime titties, fucking gross man, lol what the fuck, what's a creep

Not really, boat speed is dictated by the sum of the 3 boats in your vanguard and their speeds are dictated by hull type. 3 destroyers in the front line is the fastest while 3 heavy cruisers are the slowest. Unfortunately in later maps you're more meant to just tank a majority of the flack rather than dodge it so destroyers aren't that great outside of some exceptions.

Have you even tried this game user? You can actually control the ships.

>He's so addicted to anime crap he need to bring it everywhere even in school or workplace
>His imaginary wife is a cheapass chink bootleg product

Why are you typing like a woman?

Retrofit soon

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Nah, its an FGO gook who seethes over every other gacha than his own. The guy will even rave over doujins.

I AM. God I just want to get TITFUCKED by Illustrious. HHNNNNNG

Nice.

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99% of the times you are mindless autoing and grinding, who are you trying to fool?

But I am.
Retrofit/skin when?

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>shitkan do you want to try for a s..soft landing
What were thinking?

waifu collectors are fucking boring

She's letting you freely put your face in her cleavage. Warm, soft, smells like vanilla. Heaven.

The pasta titty faction

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If you are grinding for Roon yeah. You burn fuel to gain exp but it takes time for you to auto the stages since you can't do so in the beginning and you can't do it after world 11 without being literally god.

She's taken
You'll settle for Unicorn and like it.

>the one in the middle
Is that the boat I can exchange my points for? I think I'm missing her and blue haired Zara.

That's a lot of pasta.

>the PS4 game only sold 30k when released and literal no one buy it anymore in second week
I thought people said this game has billion of fans so what with the pathetic number? Or the fan are all poorfag SEAnigger and they can't afford a console?

The outfits in this game are ridiculous.

i haven't rolled a single one yet, but sooo much titty pasta.

>wait time for reparations
HA no, this is what makes AL playable as opposed to shitinline

got essex and taihou, didn't get a single pasta yet

The auto AI is pretty hilarious like that. Shit makes me cringe in PVP. Rarely it does everything just right. Most of the time it keeps backing off so nobody gets shot anywhere.
Then every now and then it looks at an oncoming torpedo barrage from the frontline and goes "gotta collect 'em al!"

That why I say 99% of the times idiot
>dude keep grinding it will get good after 6000 hours
Are you a gook mmo addict too?

The only thing that the AI will do perfectly is the battleship shots.

Quick reminder to not respond to ESL posters

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>Livestream is a disaster
>And then this event
This shit make Minecraft con look like god gift in comparison

I think I play one hour a day and I'm almost at 95% to unlock roon
>that why I say
You don't know anything. The actual game the stages meant to play can't be played on auto because like
said the AI is shit and it takes you building up a decent team to not get destroyed.
>Are you a gook mmo addict too?
Never played a mmo in my life

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Shes in the game but you can get her in your fleet yet.

What do you expect from gacha kusoge? The only thing they put effort in is the fan service to lure in weak minded otaku and ironic weeaboo

>english
Anyone brain-damaged enough to play an English version of a gacha mobile game deserves it. Fucking ironic weebs have no right to complain about "cringe".

The AI just fires all the torpedoes to the bottom of the screen most of the time and loves to eat the torpedoes coming from the enemy.

this is the point i'm at right now with my fleet all at level 60. I was enjoying grinding all day but now I don't have any oil and I didn't know limit breaking all my ships asap would cause this problem. so i've now invested I don't know how many hours into ships that I can't really use.

>Chink saying it will outselling even MHW
>When it can't even beat kancolle crap 100k and kancolle is more expensive too

Ah look it's the korean retard, hello gook.

Emiya will never love you. Get out.

I wish I had the time to play. It's a struggle to keep my oil down some so I'm not sitting on full storage.

Yeah sure kiddy shump for brainless children is so hard lol. How about trying some beginner shump like Raiden or 2hou?

What is your kummander level? You can upgrade your oil re-supply and you can get oil by letting your ships take on commissions for extra oil. OR you could just like wait a day if you suck at doing anything else. I have a full team of level 105's rn and I still am doing ok with oil management. I'm lv71 I think.

We need more tittyposting. Post, Idunno, Belfast.

>Yeah sure kiddy shump for brainless children is so hard lol.
It is about building a team the gameplay itself isn't difficult
>beginner shump like Raiden or 2hou?
2hou isn't a beginner shmup what are you on about retard? Are you memeing right now? Can't even spell fucking shmup ffs.

I do. And I rolled that bitch literally three times almost consecutively when all I wanted was a Formidable.
Finally got her after spending like 60 cubes!

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It dosen't matter to these gooks. Fgo is better than everything.

Did these dirty gook do something to your peepee? lmao

No. You get sheep and like it.

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Don't you have a thread to defend gook?

No

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Are MMDs okay?

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I fucking retrofitted her and swore she was a cow.

>it's actually the retard gook
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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>Shitty, shiny 3d models with bloated features
Hell no.

i've done all that. I was enjoying just leaving the game open on my second monitor while I worked so i've essentially been playing it all day every day since I started like 5 days ago.

Thread needs more Taihou

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>second monitor
God, I hate android emulators
I want to find a decent chromebook that can run AL already...

it works fine for me.

>mission star asks for all enemy defeated
>my two formation can only get into 10 battles before they hit the limit

How do I solve this? A lot of quests way more than 10 enemies shows up.

How could you mistake this soft, sleepy fluffiness for a cow?
Honestly though, I'd rather be Kentposting, but all of her art either sucks, or has her too lightly armored for blue board.

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>Mentions how shitcan likes small ones so shell murder big ones
My shitcan has godawful taste.

I tried a week ago
even asked about it in one of these threads
i guess these kinds of games just don't stick for me
thanks for reminding me to delete it tho

You're not strictly limited to that. You can keep fighting, just at half-strength.
It's not usually that big a deal unless you're in way over your head and your fleet's almost destroyed after five battles already. At worst you might have to switch to manual to play it safe.

you only lose 10% damage when you run out of ammo.

Multiple runs, also for hard mode it doesn't consume you a ticket if you haven't defeated the boss so you can get 3* in 3 scenarios in one day.

2ho is a beginner shump, dumbass. Or chinkshit destroyed your brain so hard you can't play anything else?

I read this as Paizuri Lane.

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How so? Do you really expect anyone to take you seriously when you can't even spell it right?

It's not?

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>he still can't spell it

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Alright gook, tell me what other gachas you would rather play then.

>how can you confuse the cow like ears and airhead big tiddie girl as a cow
Gee idk user!
>complaining about lack of art
There is little to no Koln art!
That is literally every single star shit after the easy stages are done. If you are having problems there your team is prob too weak man. Try to get gold weapons and upgrade them or play easy stages to level up.

The official manga says shitcan loves big battleship tits.

477898016
>shump
have a (you) and kys

I only care about one set of battleship tits

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