I'm thinking she's in

I'm inside her

>Steve

cope

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Reimu

go and kill yourself and then kill your entire fucking family for giving birth to you, then you go back in fucking time and kill the fucking monkey that carries your retarded gene

>Sakurai yet again confirms no anime characters ever
Dumbasses need to shut up for once

Made for BBC

She's the cuck, though. Her wife was canonically cheating on her.

Seibah is from a VN thus a game

Yep

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our boy shirou could show up for her final smash

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Fate would be the worst weebshit if it weren't for all the other gachashit which is somehow just as soulless, bland and awful as it, if not more.

>Neko Arc makes it in

>He thinks Visual Novels count as games
Wow

UMU
NOT SO FAST

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Ace Attorney is considered a game

Even without the VN you have: Extella, Extella Link, FGO, Nitroplus Blasterz: Heroines Infinite Duel
Plenty enough games

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She's from a literal porn game
Not happening

She needs to be the MC of a successful product first

>Porn game character

And in all newer releases of the game the "literal porn" is removed in lieu of having it be dreams or other shit. So that's not even a problem.

>Hentai game character.
I doubt it.

Wrong and their most recent movie even had a sex scene it

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>No arguments

Japan thinks they are

Nasu retconned Mana transfer a long time ago user. The sex scenes are no longer canon, except for those from Heaven's Feel.

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>Kinoko Nasu dives in!

Gachaniggers deserve the gas

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Nope.

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Her reveal would surely be a parody of the famous Night of Fate scene, having her turn around and ask "I ask of you, are you my master?" and then followed by "Saber - Answers the Summons!". It's fun to think about but she has no chance in hell.

If Saber got into Smash, and I can't see this happening. But if Saber got into Smash. You can be sure that Nero would get in too. As a skin of Saber. The same way we have multiple Hero protagonists for Dragon Quest.

he shouldn't have, the sex scenes are kino, i hope if fate ever gets another adaptation they keep the sex scenes with a little rewriting to make them less ooc

>Nitroplus Blasterz
My face when the Saber-voice operating system sounds that were bundled with the original PC version of Nitroplus Blasterz

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I dropped Lord El Melloi the second they revealed Grey is a Saber clone.

They would have to be echoes. They look alike but Nero's sword doesn't behave like excalibur. It can't excaliblast, it isn't invisible, it can't create powerful gusts of wind.

Well. It'd just be a skin after all. It's not like she'd truly be in beyond her looks.

The funniest thing of all this shit list is that doomguy is the one with more chances to appear

It's fun though.

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>Nasu retconned Mana transfer a long time ago user. The sex scenes are no longer canon, except for those from Heaven's Feel.
They are canon. It's just alternate reality/timeline/path bullshit. Like how the 40 different bad ends are still canon.

You dropped it before the series even started then. Everything before episode 7 is literally anime-original filler garbage

Being a Rin fan is suffering.

Since 2007 they haven't been present in versions of fate. Nasu changed target audiences and retconned them

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH I G.. GOTTA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

does it actually get good? I only saw episode 0 but it seemed like it'd be really boring.

Boring ass pick.
If EMIYA makes it in instead, I'd be happy.

>PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED
>"No, they just lose 1 stock."

If you didn't like episode 0 then it's probably not for you. It is a series that relies quite a bit on caring about the nasuverse lore, so i can see how it could be boring

Are mollusks still canon?

does it actually explore any of the more interesting aspects of the lore like the root though, seemed like it'd just be about smaller things.

>Saber in Smash
I sleep.
>Kuro in Smash
I will now buy your game.

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It covers clock tower politics more than anything

Where's my boy Zenitsu though?

>Since 2007 they haven't been present in versions of fate.
That's not true though.
Yes Type Moon went for the all-ages audience. And yes they changed their target demographic.
This however does not mean that the old stuff is no longer canon. Nor does it mean the old stuff has just disappeared. He never disowned the old stuff.

For one Hollow Ataraxia was just one year prior to Realta Nua and Hollow Ataraxia does have 18+ content.
Of course you could argue that he might have changed his mind during that year and as you say, wanted to retcon everything. This however does not add up considering how the original Fate/Stay Night kept selling in tandem with Realta Nua, and when it sold out it was reprinted so they could sell even more. What's more, some years after even that they made a bundled package of the original Fate/Stay Night together with Hollow Ataraxia, both of which have the 18+ content.
That was only 5 years ago and way after Realta Nua's original release. And also after Fate/Zero and its anime adaptation which targeted the all-ages audience. What's more it was after the re-release and mobile port of Realta Nua that they split into Fate/UBW/HF which was marketed and released by the end of said anime adaptation.
So even though they kept selling Realta Nua, they also kept selling the original 18+ games.

Now what's more. That Fate/Stay Night + Hollow Ataraxia bundle?
It was re-released this very year digitally. This time with a promotion tying into Grand Order, for new fans wanting the original game and its fandisc.
typemoon.com/news/2019/RoHjWQ
Again with 18+ content. It's still canon.

While streamlining Final Smashes was probably a very wise design decision. It's also a shame.
Imagine a Final Smash that actually changed the stage to Unlimited Blade Works.

This. You're reading way too much into some guy bowdlerizing his shit for a wider audience by changing the sex scenes into text descriptions of wet dreams.

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I dont even think the porn shit matters, they could add fucking Rance or that brown bitch if they wanted to, would be the first character to ever had visible sex in Smash

>you have: Extella, Extella Link,
Motherfucker, those ones are in Switch. Saber actually does have a chance.
>mfw
Man, Nitroplus Blasterz will never have even the 1% of love it deserves.

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goku is in dozens of video games, user
if he doesn't have a chance then shitber doesn't either, lmao

I’ve never heard of her and she has a sword. So she’s basically confirmed.

Goku started in a manga. Saber started in a VN.

I wanted to laugh, but that's painfully true

Only original video game characters.

No, VNs arent video games.

No, a character from anything related to hentai will get into smash.

>No, VNs arent video games.

I don't think you get to decide that. Japan has a very different view of things than from here.

What would her moveset even be? Sucking the opponent's dick? Having a threesome with Mario and Rin?

>that faggot Kirito STILL hanging around
why the fuck does anyone like that character fucking hell

is that shirou or archer? or possibly kirei/lancer?

>removing its only appeal then make it gacha
ohnonono

manga, VN, neither are video games.

How does one achieve this body

Doesn't matter. She originated as a porn character. You can't run away from your past.

Visual Novels are pretty well considered video games in Japan.

God, I want a reveal trailer of Rance raping Zelda with "My Glorious Days" from IX playing in the backgroud.

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NOOOOO! MAGIC ISN'T REAL!

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It would probably be Shirou or Nero, I don't think it's a porn series considering its on main consoles but I will die inside if Sakurai had to explain gacha to people, at least it's not Granwho I guess

sell me a fucking moveset that isn't a marth clone and what makes her more unique than other swordies and maybe then I'll approve.

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>Goku can't be in, even if he has a lot of games he originated as a manga character
>Makes sense
>Saber can't be in, even if she has a lot of games she originated as a porn character
>NOOOOOOOOOO THAT DOESN'T COUNT

goku is nude more often than saber ever was

it was a porn game though

there is nothing unique about saber
she's literally just anime girl with a sword
fate has no actual gameplay in the entire series

I don't remember goku sucking teenage japanese cock though

job relentlessly

he felt up bulma's pussy

>sell me a fucking moveset that isn't a marth clone
Easy, just base her moveset on her original appearance

visual novels are games, manga is a book
If Samurai wanted to add Rance or Saber he could but Goku has been outright deconfirmed multiple times from his own mouth even just recently

youtu.be/KeoYJhUVB4U
youtu.be/ilwBaSLl7RQ
youtube.com/watch?v=fZ62NtVOVFg
Yep no gameplay
For moves basic sword slashes for the smashes
For specials you can have invisible air be Side-B
maybe mana burst as a up-B/recovery
Use avalon as a down-b/counter
And Exicali-blast as a Final smash

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Rance has actual games, not visual novels though
It doesn't matter though because sakurai will never add porn characters

>VN aren't games
So I guess we can never talk about Ace Attorney and Danganronpa on Yea Forums anymore

Aren’t those mystery games, with puzzles?

Her final smash is lots of dolphins flying across the screen and then she unsheathes excalibur

Is that good enough for you?

Saber has actual games also on consoles unlike Rance, they could even use the other Saber clones from the gacha if they wanted to
but Sakurai has good taste so most of the weebshit female choices are never happening

Yes, they also have investigation sequences and such
Some retards will argue though that they are the same as a computer book that consists of literally nothing but text and pretty pictures

They are still visual novels

>Saber has actual games also on consoles
She didn't originate in those, Cristiano Ronaldo also has plenty of games on consoles.

The differences between say Rin's sex scene mana transfer and Rin's fish crest mana transfer, might as well have been dependent on your relationship points towards her. All the realta nua scenes are fully compatible with the original script just fine. There are no contradictions and the new scenes still make perfect sense with the old lore. It's the same lore after all.

>another sword user

God dammit, I love fate and saber too but I’d prefer Cu or just someone who doesn’t use a damn sword.

No shit, Im saying that the other games arent porn since they are allowed on regular consoles

Reminder that this is what saberfags want in smash, this literal whore.
These cumskull faggots should just admit they want her because she's their precious anime and gacha waifu and stop acting like anyone gives a flying fuck about fate's shovelware console games.

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>whore
>Has fucked one guy in her entire life

and one woman

Cause they are

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Yep, I think Astolfo would be a more interesting choice.

Woah there was a Hotel Duskanrompa?

Altria originated from VN. Not vidya
Nero on the other hand is 100% vidya

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>fate has a entire flowchart of choices you can make
"But user the story is still linear there's no gameplay!"
>if you don't pick the correct options during a play-through of fate you may not have enough triggers to actually see the ending

As far as I can see it has failure-states and you control the game yourself, so visual novels are a game

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Her sex scene has her literally telling you she has experience with blowjobs.

It's Pokémon Trainer but with Servants, so you can summon Saber, Archer or Lancer!

test

Yes, getting them from peasent girls and scullery maids

I thought Nero originated from Rome?

VNs can both be and not be games.

>Does it have a lose condition such as a bad end?
It's a game.
>Does it not?
It's not a game.
Umineko isn't a game VN, FSN is.

How many dicks has she sucked including Shirou's?

VN are games, I dont care about Saber but if you are going to consider a disgrace to vidya like gacha a game then VNs are ones too

That would honestly be pretty easy when you actually consider everything servants can do.

Nero is from a Game for the PSP

For me it’s Mordred

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SHE'S IN

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I really doubt Sakurai’s played FGO

I know, Im talking about Yea Forums who has constant gacha threads but are saying VNs arent games

As a Saberfag. I fucking HOPE she gets in. Even if she doesn’t have a unique playstyle I still think its better than nothing. But what can we do to make her Unique? Simple. Have a pokémon trainer esque character.

MASTER (Alternative name: Ritsuka Fujimaru)

Playstyle: 3 different servants can be summoned, each with a different class and play style.

Servants:
Mash Kyrielight (Shielder)
Artoria Pendragon (Saber)
Merlin (Caster)

Playstyles:
Mash is a medium weight, she’s a reverse glass cannon so to speak. She is rather durable and can tank a lot of damage but at the cost of being rather weak.

Artoria is around Links weight. She is rather fast and does decent damage, although she can be ko’d at around medium percents (like 50-60).

Merlin is the more all around character, decent speed, attack, and durability. Since he is a caster class servant he’s more adept at zoning out his opponents as opposed to fighting them up close and personal, but he can still do decent damage up front.

Final Smash:
Unlike Pokémon trainer, the final smash depends on the servant you have out at the moment.

Mash: Lord Camelot (similar to peaches final smash, doesn’t actually do damage, but instead increases Mash’s durabilty by a high percent for a few seconds)

Artoria: Excalibur (Think Samus’ final smash but its a giant glowing sword instead of a badass laser beam)

Merlin: Avalon (temporarily increases all of his stats [speed, durability, attack, ETC] )

Moveset for Master:
Specials:
Similar to Pokémon trainer with one big difference. Neutral B is now Command Spell. Can choose from 3 spells: Attack Up, Heal, and Invincible. Attack Up, and Invincible last for a few seconds, Heal is obvious (its just healing). Normally in Grand/Order it takes a few turns for your spells to recharge but since its smash, It’ll work like Banjos golden feathers. It will only recharge after losing a stock. Down B is swap, side is an attack, and up is recovery.

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We can all agree Smash Bros needs more feminine presence.

Astolfo is in.

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She isn't actually referring to having sucked any. Which is ironic perhaps but it is what it is.

umu. altriautists stand no chance

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Based Neroposter

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I remember talking about fighting games with an acquaintance and he said he hated Nitroplus Blasterz. Can't remember the reasoning, but I thought it was fun.

Nero with bride Alt.Skin

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For me it's Scat, Nero and Astolfo.

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Can people stop suggesting making every character Pokèmon Trainer? You are essentially saying you need 3 characters instead of one.

I have a better idea for a moveset

B: missionary
Up B: cunnilingus
Down B: anal
Forward B: blowjob
Final smash: threesome with rin as a guest character

Fuck smash and the rosterfags
Hope Sakurai dies of stress

Based and rebellion pilled.

Her 7 recolors:
Alter
Lily
MHX
Nero
Jannu
Rin
Sakura

>El-Melloi II is on the list TWICE
What the fuck?

So is TM's new studio, Studio BB going to announce anything at TGS, or is it still too soon?

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Heres my reasoning for making it like Pokémon trainer:
Represents the multiple servant system of Grand/Order
Can let Saber get in WITHOUT repping an eroge
Just want a fucking unique fate rep that isn’t just Link/Marth but with different skins
Buffing Mechanic is unique on its own

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Sounds good to me Wish Santa Alter was a skin tho

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she's in

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what is even the difference between Nero and Sabers moveset

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Can't wait for her to be censored on NA, I have all my shitposts ready.

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She’s in

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THEY'RE IN

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The golden theatre.
youtube.com/watch?v=MK5Hn2LSA1M

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how can gil go from loving her and wanting her to be his woman to this?

Based Mordredbro

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SHE'S IN

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Nero is flashier and has a more unique sword. Would probably play more like Chrom or Ike if anything.

Same, I actually love loli but if she's censored the shitposting will be exquisite.

Yeah, I'm thinking she's in

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I fucking WISH

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Who? She looks like some whore that hasn't been relevant in years and is probably forgotten even by whoever created her.

so tsukihime remake confirmed for switch?
based

>Kirito has been in the top 5 of these charts literally every single time for over the past half decade
How can he be stopped

>arcueid is in smash!
>but wait there is more!
>screen fades to black
>suddenly a trailer for the tsukihime remake runs and it actually has a fixed release date attached to it

Cute Mordred

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Based

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Make more isekai

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She's in

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Where's this interview?

Didn't they outright ban Kira Yamato and Lacus Clyne from the polls due to how they consistently kept the top 1 spots for years upon years?

>Tsukihime remake
I fucking wish.

Source?

My wife is in

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Literally every japanese individual that has a phone has probably played fgo at some point.

VNs are only notgames to casual normie babies that never played ADVENT

We will only get it when we get the anime....Sorry I meant the GOOD anime.

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Saber Alter should rape Gil. Then have neither of them even understand what happened the day after when she has reverted back to regular Saber.

Gil has the most powerful autism of all heroes

My wife is in

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>After the DQ hero. Nero and Mordred being alt costumes for Saber is a legitimate possibility.
>We might live in a timeline where genderbent Empress Nero can fight Pikachu.

>Cu.
Fond though I might be of dog boy. I just don't see that happening. The only person that MIGHT have a shot besides Saber is Archer.

>Switch exclusive

Perhaps. Maybe at least people in the games industry.

Nintendo hates trannis, so no

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>wife

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>Porn game

d'eon can be male or female depending on what the master wants.

>Nero, Emiya and Tamamo in a single slot like PKMN trainer
>Gil is the final smash

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shit taste

This would be fine but Makes kind of a good point

>the sex scenes are kino

You mean those awkward indistinguishable scenes that look like they're drawn by a blind retard?

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Rude.

Why (((this))) passed from referring to Jews to just being a short version of "I don't like thing"?

She's in.

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You fateniggers will never ever get in smash

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God I wish I were in

She at least has invisible air, Excalibur and Avalon. That's already way more than Marth has going for him. I imagine she'd be faster and more ground based.

Just imagine both Reimu and Saber in
We could settle it once and for all
For now Saverfags are frens

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It's Waver

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youtube.com/watch?v=xKq2iUIIc-U

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Gil wasn't a real character in FSN. He was just a final boss for Shirou to defeat in each route.

Unironically I don't want Astolfo in Smash, Smash has enough loud and obnoxious trannies in the fanbase, I don't want them given more validation.
>Astolfo isn't trans, he just likes cute things
Tell that to trannies

Why do Touhoufags think they're above Fateniggers? Your fanbase is just as cancerous, just smaller.

good one here's a reply

>Grey is a Saber clone
Oh no, she has the hair of Saber despite her personality and fighting style not being the same at all

You know, it's sad to see that WHO characters are more represented than characters people want.

>Your fanbase is just as cancerous
Boards created for Smash: 0
Boards created for Touhou: 1

I really like the concept of Fate. Heroes from a nation's history rise again to fight.
But then Nasu went out of his way to ensure that Americans don't have servants.
>Hurr America is too young to have their heroes become legends
>Durr servants actually get their power from mystery and people not knowing who they are
Meanwhile, literal whos from times after America was founded get in and become powerful servants. You could smell the Japanese asshurt from FGO.

>intentionally being retarded

He's right.

You have an entire board dedicated to you and yet still your threads are the same porn spam that Fateniggers do

Cope fatty.

Doesn't Sony own the rights to the Fate Night franchise?

They have lots in common actually, even if the games are the exact opposite

>Americans don't have servants.
But they do? The America chapter in fgo had a couple of them. Not many, but they do exist.

>his way

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Best Alt

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What does America could have as servants?
Too pissed off that your country isn't represented in yet another place?

Whoops, meant Fate franchise

Who would you add? Since Edison is all the presidents they only ones I can think of would be Henry Ford or maybe Lewis and Clark

>Americans don't have servants

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What is the police?

American's "legend" are only know by americans. While compared to Europeean or Asian legend who are know all over the world. It makes sense then that American's Servants would be shit tier compared to the rest.

>Edison is all the presidents
Really?

Oh yeah, such a warrior

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>More unique than other swords
>Every sword that’s not literally a clone is unique

What did he mean by this?

What makes him summonable as a Servant?

Couple months ago she was in the lineup, Rinbro. It's just not a route focused around her

It's more like each president alone is too weak to fight Medb and her army so they all "fused" together and gave their powers to Edison. Even then he can hardly be compared to Medb.

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Suck exactly 3 cocks.

Read his bios basically his spirit origin is weak since he was so modern so it’s reinforced by American presidents that act as a craft essence for him. It’s stupid because fgo has pushed out servants from Japan in the same era without these restrictions

She's be way more fun because they can base her partly off Melty Blood. They could probably give her some kind of transformation mechanic where she can switch between normal and Red Arcueid form.

Remake never ever

I mean Riyo's meme servants are Pecos Bill and J Edgar Hoover, so eventually they'll get in.

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Are her games even good? Anime is fucking abysmal excluding fate/zero.

I thought Shirou was the protagonist what the fuck happened? Also no one likes Saber

>Also no one likes Saber
The fuck am I reading?

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Wasn't there a part in Type Moon Ace that said Lincoln qualified as berserker?

American serial killer servant that’s an amalgamation of all of them or Charles Manson servant when?

Bisexuality is the Jewish sexuality. Just like Jews aren't white but can pass as one, bisexual people aren't heterosexual but can pass as one.

Even fucking Japanese people hate you Saberfags. Fuck off

Billy the kid, Edison (forma el presidente) and Paul Bunyan are all american servants

>bisexuals

then you don't want females in Smash Bros, pretty much all females are bicurious

meanwhile men rarely are bisexual, 99,9% of all males are either straight (attracted to girls and traps) or gay (attracted to men)

I have been found out.

But everyone makes fun of them for being weak and not real servants.

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>pretty much all females are bicurious
>straight (attracted to girls and traps)
Nice delusion.

Only Bunyan isn't a real servant, Billy isn't in his special OC class and Edison just got power wanked at the cost of the presidents.

>America has no servants
Billy the kidd, Edison, Paul Bunyan, Nikola Tesla, Geronimo, Hessian Lobo
Try harder next time

davy crockett-kun when?

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>the Saber-voice operating system sounds that were bundled with the original PC version of Nitroplus Blasterz
Can I get this from the steam version? Holy goddamn

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>nikola tesla

He was naturalized so he's ours, fuck off serbs

Billy isn't a gunner class, the gunner class is a big meme, and I forget who, but other archer servants say he shouldn't be one.
Edison himself says that he technically shouldn't be a servant
>Meanwhile Tesla is a servant without the help of 45+ presidents and is treated like a lightning god even though he failed to invent anything of note.
and its a tragedy what they did to Paul.
>All of them are weak in lore
>Most other servants think they either shouldn't exist or are laughably weak
I know, when I played FGO I would only use the servants you listed, but they go out of their way to exclude our Burger Brothers.

>but other archer servants say he shouldn't be one
Literally doesn't matter, Nasu specifically said if he ever gets summoned, he goes into gunner.

him being an american citizen doesn't change the fact that he's serbian. also i'm not even serbian

This.
Only the natives are real americans.

Nobody likes Saber, shes ugly and stupid

Idk, why do you think he got so bothered about his son's homosexual garb?

no u

He did call Gohan a faggot though, so he's his own kettle of fish to work through

when are the ''americans'' leaving

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traps are a straight man's fetish, assuming you don't want to suck or bottom

vast majority of the few male bisexuals in existence don't like traps, they like regular females and masculine men because they want to bottom (sissy fetish)

Dude, you can't pretend to be straight while wanting to fuck someone with a penis. Traps are cisgender, for fuck's sake.

Those aren't contradictory.

>you can't pretend to be straight while wanting to fuck someone with a penis
i'm not pretending, i am

>Traps are cisgender, for fuck's sake
meme terms, is fucking the transgender Tiffany "it's ma'am" Moore straight?

fucking a trap is straight and from a common male perspective much more natural than fucking a butch (full-blown natal female)

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>is fucking the transgender Tiffany "it's ma'am" Moore straight?
No, but the point is that traps don't delude themselves like you do.

Nah, she's actually in.

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This. I’m ( ) also a Reimufag. I want BOTH of them in. Even if one gets in and the other doesn’t, I’ll still root for the one that didn’t get in. Afterall if both get in, both sides are happy.

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>Yea Forums is one person

Yea Forums is multiple retards who spout the same shit so basically

>traps don't delude themselves like you do
traps (the gay ones) dream with a boyfriend like me

any straight male would rather fuck pic related (she's a transgirl, but works as a proxy for a trap) than this XX creature here

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>traps (the gay ones) dream with a boyfriend like me
Traps avoid mental cases such as yourself like the plague.

neither VNs nor gachas are games

That's fine, but just remember your DLC money will go to Sony.

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The biggest faggots in the world are the faggots who hate literal fags.
Look at Trump. The faggot sucks Putin's cock so hard he's as red as the russian flag.

see

BUT SAKURA IS POPULAR! PLEASE BELIEVE ME!

yes, but it's not that simple, that's why you have Fate/Extella Link on the Switch

Sony also owns the rights of PoPoLoCrois, yet Return to PoPoLoCrois was released on the 3DS

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Sans and Steve of Japan

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I'd rather we get a delicious eldritch horror girl to represent visual novels. She already has a moveset from Nitroplus Blasterz they can use too.

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i'd take Reimu/Saber over Steve/Tracer any day of the week