Gears (of war) 5

The campaign has dialogue like a fucking marvel movie I can't even touch it anymore. All nu-gears just fire off quips non stop.

why did you slightly adjust her face, fucking lmao.

this is the worst cover I have seen in years

Def not the same anymore. Criticizing each other’s antics along the way. Hearing carmine brothers say how they all were great in some way only to be killed moments in the game. Dominic Santiago searching for his wife has to be the most based storyline in a video game

Marcus is the only thing that makes the campaign shit even game itself like a normal gears game. I enjoy the hit points.

Nothing, its kinda fun. I wish they didnt kill Lizzie off so early though

I enjoyed Act 1 & 2. I got bored playing Act 3, so I used a trainer to burn through the story. It is the worst gears campaign by far. Who ever is responsible for the writing needs to be fired. The queen shit should have ended in 3, now it's a meme.

I give the game 5/10. Sad.

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Chara-design made in the west.

it died after 3 it is unironically a dead franchise
no amount of trans flags will bring it back.

between E3 2019 and now have you seen even a second of gameplay without actively looking for it through advertisements and the like?

no ranked execution and the maps suck ass

Fuck you nigger, don't ever delete your post again.

Nothing was right in the first place

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How is Escape? Haven't tried it yet.

I'm having fun so far, but I like these games. Ban me, already.

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When is this cultural subversion going to be finally over?

>when you're having a gender dysphoria episode

Same

Is there a way to cheese the Tour of Duty? All of mine are "play on X map" but I've got nothing besides Icebound and Exhibit all fucking day.

Reminder: its anti white pro cuckold propanda.

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How do I unlock B(ased) Carmine?

So far:
>No interesting characters so they bring back Oscar
>Immediately kill him

>Introduce new interesting girly carmine
>They just kill her off for meme humour again

>JD gets some interesting character development
>Suddenly, he's sidelined and you're playing as Kait and the black guy with 0 personality

I saw this and thought haha breeding program the fuck
didnt think she'd fuck every guy in the cog

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Not enough diversity and pride? WHERE ARE THE LOLIS

To be fair Gears was never a masterpiece of script writing and dramatic storytelling.

After playing through I just wonder why they focused so hard on Kait being psycho in the advertising when her link gets cut at the end of act 2
Game was fun though, dunno if $60 good but I played it using gamepass

>maybe if we put a womynx into our violent shooter women will buy it and ignore millions of years of biological evolution!

I think everyone game passing this since they had that deal. I dont think anyone is buying $60 copies.

>Next part of the scene is Marcus telling the manipulative incompetent bitch to fuck off

to fight back against sexist and patriarchal standards of beauty. woah, do you feel those arbitrary ideals of beauty slipping yet? whoooo uggos are bootiful

God the horde mode is such a fucking slog to play through. I can’t be the only one? Horde from 2 and 3 felt so much faster paced. I quit at like wave 8 because it was taking too long

Gee, I wonder.

Apart from the shitty open worlds, nothing.

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But there is

You can play as Hilary Clinton that's pretty cool

What are you talking about? She only had one kid and died trying to get a second one.

>gears 4
>girl says breeding program is bad
>Yea Forums calls it feminist propaganda
>gears 5
>girl says breeding program is good
>Yea Forums calls it cuck propaganda

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Wait, it came out?

Letting JD die is the canon choice.

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do gays realize they're defected right?

you cant actually have kids, which makes the entire point of being married and relationships pointless and a parody of heteros

Somebody tell him

They know. They're fine with that.

JD dying leads to kait falling in love with marcus.
Del dying means kait falls in love with jd.

HAHAHAHAHA
SHUT UP

You ignore cognitive and biological evolution all the time, and it’s a video game that isn’t even on our planet who knows. Could be people evolved from gorillas for all we know.

being gay doesn't stop production of sperm or fry up ovaries you literally retarded 12 year old

You forgot
>have Oscar survive 4 only to die in the same chapter you meet him again
>don't even make him playable in any multiplayer mode
>instead get 3 characters that make 0 appearance in story or have any plot relevance outside of a shitty mode
>aren't even playable in horde

What the fuck were they thinking with character locked roles? Now it takes them longer to release new characters on top of locking them to people nobody likes. Want to play engineer? Unless you own the ultimate edition with Kat, fuck you now you play as generic black representation character.

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>horde
stop being a shitter

>mfw killed JD since I wanted to end the forced romance

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I would play versus if all the challenges didn't take a century to do even 1.

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>Terminator characters
>Halo characters
>"Hivebuster" characters

Yes, I do love "Gears 5".

>that stupid hydra shit
>meanwhile, that retarded bobby eyelash song plays
They REALLY wanted this game to fail, didn't they?

This picture is photoshopped right? The more I look at it the worse it gets.

CAM ON CAM ON HALO CHARACTERS IN GEARS OUT GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE OI OI OI

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