Buy used switch

>buy used switch
>hack it with rolled up tinfoil
>pirate smash and DLCs
>hide serial number in sysnand
>go online and play for free
Why haven't you hacked your switch yet?

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because I would have to buy an underpowered piece of shit first

I wish hacking threads weren't allowed again. They're just shitposting now.

Because I don't know how and I'm afraid to try.

The answer that 99% of people will give.

>buying a childrens' toy so you can play childrens' games on them

is there actually a safe way to play a hacked switch online?

>now

Waiting for a successor system to launch, like a Switch Pro or whatever they come up with.

Will transfer my current system to the new one, and then the old one is open-game for hacking.

This. Every other decision is retarded

Don't give a shit about smash. The only game I could see myself trying online ever would be mario kart.

I play exclusively handheld and I need Mariko battery life.

I'll hack my Switch when it can be hacked in 1-2 years time.

can you play online for free or do you still gotta pay the subscription?

i'm not so desperate for money that i have to pirate everything i own

What device do you use to play user?

you cant play online

because I'm not poor

Already homebrewed mine, buying a second one for online play.

I have a huge physical collection of games at the moment, what I'll do with the old system is dump all of them and install them to the permanently offline system, pretty much like I did with the 3DS.

based retard

>buying a second one
Why not just use emunand for piracy

Can't you just change between OFW and CFW? Play legit games on the OFW and change to CFW when you want to play pirated shit.

>buy
stopped right here.
>steal content from a company behind his computer
>can't do shit irl
Why do white people do this ?

It's not recommended to use CFW on your sysnand especially if you want to avoid being banned. You can make an emunand partition which will be regarded completely separate from your sysnand

nothing to play

I use it to test games I'm not sure about (same as I do on my PC) and also to pirate games I've paid for elsewhere or otherwise don't feel morally obligated to buy more than once (ROMs, remasters, etc)

No but gay anons will say so

I'm a busy guy with a lot of entertainment options. If a game isn't worth my money it's probably not worth my time either

Last time I hacked my 3DS and Wii U, I downloaded so much shit and suffered from pirate's fatigue.
Besides I don't play many Switch games to begin with.

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Based and smartpilled

PC

Yes you just have an emunand you hack and don't connect to the internet

there is 1 game i want to play on switch, why would i spend big bucks for 1 fucking game

Just buy a pre-hacked one then.

>If a game isn't worth my money it's probably not worth my time either
How do you determine this though? Have you never bought a game that turned out to be not worth your time?

I'm afraid of cutting myself with the tinfoil.

If you're talking about using incognito then you won't be able to connect to nintendo's auth servers to play online with it active

Laughable.

Too busy playing my Cinematic experiences on the PS4 to bother.

>クソスレにマジレス

You should ONLY use PC to emulate better console games in HD PC games fucking suck

>PC games
what did he mean by this

>Cinematic experiences
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If you play a pirated game online you get banned in seconds

I heard thats the case if you're running .nsp games. If you're running .xci then not really.

You need an xci that's exclusive to you

If the xci cert has been flagged then you will get banned

>go online and play for free
I can pirate the online too? I don't want to pay for the online

>buy cart
>dump it
>keep it to yourself
>destroy cart with voltage spikes
>return as defective
>get replacement
>return replacement unopened
Viola

This is return fraud in addition to piracy

I don't think you can return the replacement.

You can at Walmart
They're really stupid