ITT:

They can't both be 6. One is the big sister.

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Son-in-law

Of course, twins aren't born in the exact second.

Murder, because if it were suicide, the stain on the wall would mean she was sitting with her back against the table, But she was also in the middle of writting the note, so there is no reason she would have turned around.

they can though

put it on paper

Jerk his dick

6 - 3 = 3
6 + 3 = 9
You are correct.

How do you know the note isn't finished? Maybe that person wanted to look at their fishtank or poster across the room before they died.

Maybe she turned to make sure she didn't ruin the letter with blood

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The pen isn't capped/closed
blood goes to the side anyway, it doesn't matter which since the letter is dead center in front of her.

>writing suicide note
>get writers block
>decide "fuck it I'll just end it here"
>turn around facing away from note/window in shame
>grab gun in your right hand
>put it to your head and pull the trigger
>blow brains out over the wall and land in that exact position as you fall from the chair
The correct answer though is that it was murder because women never commit messy suicides. Female suicides always involve methods like pills or slitting wrists because they don't want their body to be found mangled after the fact.

Ah yes, as we all know there are only 9 months in a year and every pregnancy is exactly 9 months with no exceptions, so it’s impossible for siblings to be born in the same year.

I love you, user. I want you to be better.

She's also holding the gun with her right hand, so she probably shot herself facing away from the note.

That's everyone, though. Caesar was pretty autistic about covering his face with his toga as he was getting stabbed, because he didn't want his face to be damaged.

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Nah, depressed men often kill themselves in more gritty ways if they have a gun because they have much more violent self destructive urges than depressed women who are more passive about their desire to die.

Also, she is smoking. She was conscientious enough to use the ashtray for her previous cigarettes, even though she knew she was about to die. Now, all of a sudden, she is smoking away from it? Doesn't finish it? It's fishy.

Sunrise

>One is the big sister.
Layton is such a piece of shit, 'big' could mean anything. Maybe she's larger? Maybe she came out of the womb a few seconds earlier?

He’s 3 and she’s not a year old yet

Who the fuck kills themselves mid-cigarette? Definitely a murder.

Get swole

The former quiet road would now be the busy road, so you choose the road that is now quiet.
That seems like Layton logic.

It's so painfully obvious it's a murder/set up the more I look it's not even funny.
>lamp is not even plugged in, but it's dark outside
>one thong
>stool is UNDER the table, how the fuck did it get there?

Mother Theresa

>write note without lighting
>no lighter to light cigarette
>blood splatter but no bullet hole
It's obviously suicide, stop noticing things

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Gun is in the wrong hand. Gun is in fact in her hand at all, same the with cigarette.

Water

>Layton is such a piece of shit
never forget the corks and the garlic

Pokemon Creatures

there's no point in looking stuff with the position of items or anything
the index finger is in the wrong place

maybe she has very good gun safety

But people would think the same way. That the quiet road would be the most optimal, so people would take that road instead of the busy one.
So the answer actually is to take the quiet road since everyone went to the busy road thinking the quiet road was busy.

>it's puzzle made by /k/

>weapon on the wrong hand
>still gripping both the weapon and a cigarette
>lamplight wasn't even on to write the note

There's probably a lot more I'm missing. Whoever wanted her dead really did a sloppy job and it's bound to have left clues, like fingerprints. It was also someone familiar with her, as it was a le to casually approach to her into her house and not startle her, as she was clearly shoy by surprise and point-blank.
We'll probably get the boyfriend confessing today, boyos.

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PARACHUTE

>smash_mindgames.jpg

>letter writing was done earlier before nightfall
>she's not the tidiest person in the world the other flip-flop is around here somewhere
>knocked away as she fell from the stool after firing

>no such thing as a wrong hand to shoot a pistol, and people occasionally hold onto things as they die

>index finger slipped out of the trigger guard during the fall

SAY IT IN RED, "This person was murdered", YOU CAN'T CAN YOU ANONNNNNNN-KUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

My loneliness.

secret
old shit get some new material

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Who the fuck shoots himself while sitting on a bench?

Didn't look far into it, but the amount of clues is stupid
there is no such thing as wrong hand, it's the entire body that is on the wrong side since the victime was facing the room and not the window

>>letter writing was done earlier before nightfall
No, the blood is still crimson red, so it's recent
>she's not the tidiest person in the world the other flip-flop is around here somewhere
But she did throw that bottle of booze in the trash, and put her cigs in the ashtray
>knocked away
knocked away perpendicularly from the direction she was falling? that doesn't add up.

"L8" (87)

L8

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87 since you just need to tilt the image 180° you dumbfuck australian

He's superman and the ball went around the world
>t. Galileo

He threw it straight up.

he threw it up
alternatively he threw it so hard it went around the planet then turned around to hit himself in the face

Layton games were pretty bad desu

It's attached to him with a bungee cord.

he threw it on the ground, or in the air, or he's on kaio shin's planet and is really strong or he threw the ball on his face

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he literally just threw it at his own face

Gay porn

You're right about the position of the body, but I can clearly say it's the wrong ha d she would use to shoot herself, as she clearly is a leftie. Notice the position of the pen, the coke and the ashtray.
Now, why wouldn't you use you predominant hand to do the biggest task of your life?
Because she didn't.

It's blurnsball

way to leave the answer in the picture retard

Riddle me this, user.
I love you

bullshit

I also said she was murdered user
everything in this picture was tailored to show a covered up murder, only people who see the blood splatter, the body and the gun would think "it's suicide"

now say it in red fagot

2, 3, 1. Whatever sign is near 2 is unreadable, but not a stop sign, and through traffic has right-of-way over a left turn. 1 needs to yield to traffic.

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twenty three is number one

Virginity

>>>/I/LoveYou
~

>Whatever sign is near 2 is unreadable
it's a "you're on the main road" sign, which mean 2 and 3 have priority no matter what
and 3 has to let 2 pass
so it's 2,3,1 like you said

>Whatever sign is near 2 is unreadable,
It just shows an upcoming T intersection with a road on the right

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231? At least in burgerland I think that would be right

I YIELD I YIELD

Sunday ez

NEVER SHOULD OF DROVE HERE

>she wrote the letter then smoked a few before finally taking her life, no contradiction
>personally, I'm happy to leave my clothes all over the shop, but try to keep trash at a minimum, she may have been the same
>knocked in the same direction as the direction of the fall, as you would expect, but then knocked away from the corpse under the table. Since she was facing away from the table, it'd be more unusual if the stool was any further than she was from the desk

Isn't it easier to just pronounce this obvious suicide and grieve for this lost depressed soul? Why must you search for some ghostly murderer?

Then we agree to agree. Let's get some donuts and jail the boyfriend, or the mother if she was single (judging by the amount of cigs, she might be, but I don't see any cats around...).

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x = boy
y = sister

x-2 = 1/2 y
x-3 = 1/3 y
2x-4 = y
3x-9 = y
>>substract
x-13 = 0
x = 13
y = 2.13 - 4
y = 26 - 4
y = 22

Sex

9-4=13?

Found the murderer

Also why does everyone keep saying she? It’s clearly a man

swapped

fucking based

retard

Based retard

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13=9-4?

kek silly of me

>x-2 = 1/2 y
>x-3 = 1/3 y
Nice reading comprehension.

A witch performed this murder with her magic and now we're on our way to the Golden Land. UU-UU Isn't this great? Beatrice is going to bring us lots of sweets

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x - 2 = 1/2 * y
x - 3 = 1/3 * y
2x - 4 = y
3x - 9 = y
x - 5 = 0
x = 5
y = 2*5 - 4 = 6 || y = 3*5 - 9 = 6

better, but still wrong

depends if its auto or stick transmission

that's a nice theory, except for WITCHES DON'T EXIST

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3, 1, 2

You're subtracting the years from X but not adding them to Y.

Then how did she die? Can you even begin to come up with a reason?

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A fuck

Literally anything that could save your life if you got it out of the backpack in time.
Water, food, a gun, the antidote, the will to live.

Irish twins.

Definitely murder. Who could ever commit suicide after enjoying a nice coca-cola
Anybody else getting thirsty?

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You have to add the two years to the sisters age too.

It's clearly supposed to be a parachute

{ y + 2 = 2(x-2)
{ y + 3 = 3(x-3)

{ y + 2 = 2x - 4 ∴ y = 2x - 6
{ y + 3 = 3x - 9 ∴ y = 3x - 12

{ y = 2x - 6
{ 2x - 6 = 3x - 12 ∴ 12 - 6 = 3x - 2x ∴ 6 = x

{ y = 2(6) - 6 ∴ y = 12 - 6 ∴ y = 6
{ x = 6

proof:
{ 6 + 2 = 2(6 - 2)
{ 6 + 3 = 3(6 - 3)

{ 8 = 12 - 4
{ 9 = 18 - 9

{ 8 = 8
{ 9 = 9

QED

...

Im just gonna use the scale multiple times then not take any pills. Who cares if its poisonous?

X

It's a stamp

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fat asians. they have no ass

racecar

my dang dong diddly kong

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3 pills - 3 pills
if they are the same then weigh the last 2 pills
if they aren't, then take those 3 pills and do 1 pill - 1 pill
if those are the same then the last pill is poisoned
if they aren't, you should clearly see which one is heavier

yvaeh

Yeah but it COULD be literally anything
Riddles are supposed to only have 1 answer

A rock up a hill?

y-you too

ton

A fishing line

Buy a toy elephant, or statue of one.

A yoyo

Leave two aside and weigh 3 pills on each scale. If one group of 3 is heavier, take 2 pills from that and weigh them against each other. If those two are equal, it's the pill you left out of that weighing. If the two sets of 3 are equal, then you weigh the 2 pills put aside to find out which is the heavier one.

Nobody said the quiet road would become slower even if everyone took it. The sign just says that the busy road is busy so it takes longer. The answer is in the question, the quiet road is the fastest, even if everyone takes it.

A girl with big tits but no ass?

Either son-in-law or daughter. Depends on the sex of the one asking the question.

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a rail car

A watch

automated onahole

nigga, you better mean a clock pendulum, because otherwise you're really fucking retarded.

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But elephants don't have hands...?

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no i meant a wank sleeve that moves on it's own

what in the fuck.. your post didn't even appear until I had posted. What is this sorcery.. I meant not you.

C-could this be...

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>unreadable
231 indeed.

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t. T

intranational stamps can not leave the country by law.

very carefully

Queueueue

COCKroach

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shemales.

>this fucking riddle again
is this 6000BC, all of a sudden?

Forward chicken, return alone, forward sack/fox, return chicken, forward fox/sack, return alone, forward chicken, done.

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That waiter looks pretty spooked, is all I;m saying.

Suicide. Because the note
contains incriminating information about Hillary Clinton.

3. Filthy muslim.

take the chicken first, then the sack, then the fox, who gives a shit about the corn, they never said there was corn in the sack.

>NOBODY DRIVES IN NEW YORK, THERE'S TOO MUCH TRAFFIC

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They're both an equal amount away unless I'm thinking of another riddle

It's a classic riddle you dumbass.

Absolutely best Puzzle Agent puzzle.
You must match each school of fish to a starting position.
(1/2)

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It's still a dumb answer.

The rules
(2/2)

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But it's correct. It's not like they could know what would happen with laws a hundred years from then. Are you really this stupid?

Is that from that FBI game set in Milwaukee?

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yes

I don't care what kind of off-brand petrol those fucks were smoking, the fact of the matter is, your riddle fucking sucks ass, so shut the fuck up already.

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Billion/Million

Eat each pill individually. When you die, you know that was the poison pill.

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It's not my riddle, jesus christ. It's really fucking old. It's like complaining that the 4 in the morning, 2 in noon and 3 in the evening riddle is bad because most old people sit in wheelchairs when they're old.

>Most human hate Bill
Wtf, why?

oh fuck this is tough

This riddle is probably as old as husbandry, agriculture and river boats.

You should be able to solve this

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#4 doesn' thave a knife at his table. Not that you could see #1's if he did because the author is retarded.

If they meet, then both trains are equally close to New York

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Vocabulary skills

virgin orbiters?

vanity?

Because he doesn't support free software.

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4 because he doesn't have a knife?

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A VENDETTA

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billion

C3

long(ish)

none because the doctors are female
short

Penis, when you add the letters "My"

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window

Sledgehammers

glory hole

Window

His weight exceeds that of the earth and all things fall onto him

3, the waiter can sense her lingering killing intent

Fucking SJW riddles.

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>big sister
They just mean she's fat.

3 because men aren't allowed in the women's bathroom

$170

100

A hundred, it's basic math

The correct order should be dictated in the moment, by the strongest. The first move goes to whoever takes the initiative.

I am a number associated with bad luck and also half.
What am I?

How's middle school treating you?

0 because gas stations are franchises and the owner is salaried.

>Letter not finished
>Glasses taken off
>Killed cigarette as if people don't smoke with their dominant hand

3. Only women are permitted in the women's bathroom

I'm just not good at math shit
Math was the only class I ever failed (first year of college)

I didn't smoke with my dominant hand. How are you supposed to do shit while you're smoking if you smoke with your dominant hand?

The waiter is spooked by the muslim.

If he's willing to fucking kill someone then he probably doesn't care about that

Start
Woman: 0$
Owner: 100$

Stealing
Woman: 100$
Owner: 0$

Giving 100$ back
Woman: 0$
Owner: 100$

Getting 70$ in goods
Woman: 70$
Owner: 30$

Giving 30$ in change
Women: 100$
Owner: 0$

I know you can do it if you really sit down and think about it. Think about it in this way "how much value has left the story at the end?"

It says DOCTORS, not nurses.

That's irrelevant. Men are not permitted in the woman's bathroom so it can not be him. How is this hard to understand?

I mean I fucking get it now
I'm not actually retarded, I'm just bad at math in a vacuum.

Total number of fish is 21, so 5 must die in the marsh/swamp
3 fish has to be D because it's the only place that doesn't fork
6 Can't be A because it forks twice, This also means marsh/swamp have a count of 3
To get another odd number 4 needs to be split twice, so A must be 4. The marsh has 1 fish and the swamp has 2.
Both locations need 5 so C is 6 fish and B is 8 fish
Final check, top path has 4 + 1 = 5, marsh has 4 + 1 = 5, swamp has 2 + 3 = 5, bottom path has 3 + 3 = 6. Both marsh and swamp have 5 fish and if one group dies 16 make it to the river

So A = 4, B = 8, C = 6, and D = 3

It's B4

It's not the math that makes this problem somewhat confusing. It's the word soup they throw at you with the whole story.

Voice

Restrooms don't have door guards.

Move the chicken across the river, then return
Open the sack and pour the corn out, as it's not required to move across per the riddles requirements
Move the empty sack across, then return
Move the fox across
Done

It can't be anywhere on B, otherwise Bernard would be able to deduce it's B5 before the conversation begins, and that's contradicts Albert's first statement.

There are numerous witnesses that would observe that sort of deviant behavior. Only one person there could move through that door unnoticed

Good man! I told you, you can do anything you put your mind to.

Only #3 could enter the woman’s restroom and get close enough to stab someone from the front without getting yelled at. While she was in there, that fucking slob #4 stole #3’s meal, surprising both her and the waiter.

The killer has already left.

But blood is pooling behind the victim. Clearly they were stabbed from behind while preoccupied with their reflection.

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Very lovely personality.

Suicide or murder?

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$30 + the wholesale value of the merch. If that's clothes or something, that's literally pennies

Is there a riddle that goes with it, or did you just want to post a dead dog?

But #4 is sitting closest to the bathroom, so maybe he sat there on purpose so there would less likely be a witness who saw him enter/leave

>crutches
Gee, I fucking wonder

I suppose that we're gonna think that it is murder due to the crutches. But he could've gotten better and offed himself before it came back. Also, I get annoyed that these always wants us to find out if it is murder or suicide, but it's literally always murder.

You can solve a brain teaser for kids, right Yea Forums?

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Suicide. He was sick of caring for his paraplegic wife.

Accident. He was trying to reach the shit on top of the wardrobe and accidentally fell into a noose.

there are two glasses on the table, meaning someone else was here recently.

>no piss and shit on his pants/on the floor
Definitely murder, and the it didn't take place in that room

Pages 15 and 16 are two sides of one piece of paper.

What a gigantic fucking room is this

what kind of fucking miracle house do you live in where a paraplegic can use crutches to walk around?

Then clearly it was suicide over her horrid shirt.

Red shirted person
Red shirted person in portrait is female, yet isn't anymore while hanging
It's suicide

You took that as a hint rather than the fact that he's using crutches?

What's the significance of the alarm clock?

Sh-shut up.

No, I am the original crutch reply, but since you questioned that in your post I mentioned the glasses as additional proof it was a murder.

It was broken at 22:10 and no one is up that late, even to kill themselves. So it was obviously murder.

Studio apartment.

How can you tell it's 22:10 on a digital clock?

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I mean the opposite of a digital clock, fuck.

analogue?
You should read some books

You meant analog and it's easy! He wouldn't be home at 10:10 because everyone works!

I do read books, but none of them talks about clocks, sadly.

Jesus christ

kek

But what if it's Saturday?

>everyone works!
Where do you think you are?

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He doesn't have any saturday candy in the room. and there's a book on the bed, people don't read on the weekends.

he's clearly after an accident, he took a sick leave

Do your own homework, user.

Hmm, good point!

Can't be a window because where there's a window there can't be a wall.
So it's a hole.

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Right, forgot the "gave them to you" part.

Tom folded the newspaper around a knife and used the latter to stab John.
He was actually aiming at Harry to get him to shut up about his meme degree

The ‘ol icicle in a thermos trick. All three are then arrested because they all saw Bill do it; it’s a fucking sauna.

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..what do you call the area around your window?

>Implying animals will wait for him

A sill.

sqrt(2) = n / m
2 = n^2 / m^2
2 * m^2 = n^2
meaning n^2 is an even number
meaning n is an even number
meaning there exists some number k for which 2 * k = n
2 * m^2 = (2*k)^2
2 * m^2 = 4*k^2
m^2 = 2 * k^2
meaning m^2 is an even number
meaning m is an even number
meaning there exists some numb--- oh my

sqrt(2) can't be rational.
QED

The window frame?

Throw them all out and tell him to get some decent fucking containers.

A shitty riddle.

I don't even know where to begin with you.

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corks up his ass

The house?

t. american that never learned how to drive.
Absolute brainlet

shove the corks up his nostrils

me

Playing chess? Unless the other sister is autistically playing chess against herself

She's laughing at Katy for being a loser playing single-player chess.

playing chess

No one is. No killer is stupid enough to happily eating after he killed someone.

Suppose the contrary. Then there exists integers n and m such that sqrt(2) = n/m. Squaring both sides, we have n^2/m^2 = 2. So we must find two square numbers, where one is exactly double the other. Now consider the factorisations of n and m and their squares. n and m have a factor of some power of 2, from 0 upwards, we will call these Fn and Fm respectively. For n^2 and m^2, their factorisations are 2Fn and 2Fm respectively. For our initial conditions to be true, and for n^2 = 2m^2 to be correct, 2Fn = 2Fm - 1. But Fn and Fm are both integers at least 0. Hence, 2Fn cannot equal 2Fm - 1, and our assumption is contradictory. So there exists no n/m = sqrt(2) and sqrt(2) is irrational.

Or you know, she might just be playing chess with someone else.

lmao

Fucking Tyrone and Chad at once

boy = x
girl = y

2(x-2) = y+2
2x-4 = y+2

3(x-3) = y+3
3x-9 = y+3

2x-4 = y+2
3x-9 = y+3

3x-12 = y
2x-6 = y

3x-12 = 2x-6
x = 6

12-4 = y+2
y = 6

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IS THAT

>twins
>"big" sister

3
>purse still open from having a knife taken out of it
>still sitting at table despite finishing her food and drink
>nervous expression
>murder took place in the women's bathroom
>victim was clearly looking at self in mirror, would have screamed if a man entered behind her

based

My experience tells me people dont go beyond the second order, so busy road it is

If she saw a muslim entering behind her in the mirror, she would have screamed.

Blood spatter is not consistent with a point blank gunshot wound.
The sandal would not have flown off her foot, moreover the second one is missing from the scene.

It's definitely aliens.

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I don’t get it.

>couldn't possibly be a suicide because no one would ever turn around to kill themselves after writing a note
Detective of the century, you are

The pic, I mean.

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This

We've been over this, follow the reply chain to find out what really happened!

Because needs an excuse to take her in for inspection.

Why the fuck do I care? Flush all pills down the toilet. If I have to risk one or my pills being a suicide pill then I dont want to take any of them because they're probably some black market chink shit

Suicide. The stain on the wall is unrelated.

>The murderer intended to make it look like a suicide
>The victim had already taken her life
>The murder is so autistic that he had to fulfill his plan anyway

Do not save samples.

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paper towels made of recycled material

>would have screamed if she saw a man enter
That's retarded, people enter the wrong restroom not paying attention all the time, shed probably just give a nasty look and hurry out to tell an employee. She was stabbed in the front as well which would imply she did turn around to look at the attacker

I AM CREDIT TO TEAM

It's most likely a suicide because this man legally changed his gender to female a few months ago.

I dont care so no

The quiet road. Since everyone wants to reach their destination quickly, the quiet road is still going to be zipping along smoothly. The busy path is busy with road work.

Still worth investigating. There's a good 60% chance it wasn't.

The word "heavy"

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>boner
>camel toe
>nips

Based.

He threw it in a hurricane while the wind was blowing his way.

pɐƨөq

tuesday afternoon because he is a smart snail who turns around before he goes to sleep at night so that he slides down in the wrong direction and begins tuesday morning 7 feet up the post

which is it

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His daughter could be a bastard

What if they are lesbians, and the daughter is adopted?

Harry Potter only has 12 pages, including the "About the Author"

you place the elephant on a platform and use a level to lift the platform with the elephant up

She's helping Mary with the laundry because she's not a lazy piece of shit unlike Ann and Rose and Katy. Fuck these basic bitches. When someone does the laundry you help them you don't just sit on your ass doing your fancy gay hobbies.

based and lever pilled

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probably each one of them had a pistol and one of them just killed the other

About the Author is easily the worst part of the books.

>SAY IT IN RED
person was murdered

At the moment they meet, the train from NYC is closer to NYC because the rearmost car will be closer to NYC than the LA train is

well

Does it matter since everyone on both trains will be dead.

Probably a snake, the dead guy opened the other guy's backpack to check on something and the snake attacked him while doing that.

Never because he turns into a butterfly on Thursday

sunday evening
fucking lardass

I know you thought that was funny, but it really isn't.

Well placed fulcrum

I don't care, I found it funny and that's all I need.

Rose isn't being lazy, she's cooking

because it was "lol so randumb"? Haha, you are a potato with clouds lololol

By eating all the pills at once dipshit

Why do you care why I found it funny? Is it because you want to find it funny as well?

Old enough.

dirty little minge

irobot roomba

life

hehehe
t t trap
hehe

Hey reddit.

A fucking leaf

Check again, with this solution only 14 make it if the marmots are in the mifpik marsh.

Money.

Everyone on Yea Forums.

A thought.

A cold

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Why, my peanus weenus of course :)

a pail of them.

>SEESAW

That's a bad riddle because it uses time of day as a metaphor for the lifetime of a person.

my ex

Based lewdposter

youtube.com/watch?v=cLckSo-9gUU&t=1m25s

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2(x-2) = y
3(x-3) = y

x = 5
y = 6

OBBIOUSLY

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Is that all these games are? Puzzles?

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15 and 16 are the same piece of paper

youtube.com/watch?v=0HNBIvoXVQk

That's a trap, isn't ?

Let's give it a try.
boskeletonrp
OH FUCK IT'S MUSTARD GAS

Only if your autistic

bo [/spoiler] skeleton rp

Puzzles plus watered down point and click.

Don't mind me, just pirating this bill!

It was a sucicide

It's gotta be either 3 or 4, but neither one adds up. 3 could have taken the knife out of her purse and could have gotten into the bathroom without causing suspicion, but her plate is cleaned (implying she's eaten her meal but didn't leave long enough for the waiter to take her plate) and her clothes would show any spilled blood. 4 is wearing a red shirt that would hide the bloodstains and his table has no knife (which are there before the customer orders), but he'd had been noticed entering the women's bathroom and it would be hard to kill someone with a table knife anyway. I guess 1 could have done it since we know little about them but that's cheating, and anyway, their shirt would hide the blood. It's also possible the killer left, given the open door, but that's cheating too.

hard mode: list the steps in order

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>The pen isn't capped/closed
So? If you're about to blow your brains out, who cares about some pen drying out?
Maybe she wanted one last drag

based and riddlepilled

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Who brings a newspaper to a sauna? Wouldn't it get all soggy immediately?

t. Asian woman

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Boxers?

Murder. She would've let go of the gun as soon as she an hero'd

Depends on the profit margins of what she bought

No well to tell
It's all circumstantial evidence

post it

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Everyone in this thread is pretending to be retarded right? No one even seems to be trying.

The killer dumped the body of a dude they killed in winter.

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Use the coins to blind yourself, duh.

>dipshit falls through the ice on a lake, impact breaks his bones but doesn't kill him
>freezes to death
>they finally dredged up the fucker in the summer

The actual intended answer to this is such bullshit I can't believe it. He was a stowaway who died of hypothermia midflight and then fell from the plane's landing gear.

>folded shirt next to study books on the bed which isn't made

There are a lot of questions here that aren't about the guy's death.

boskeletonrp

He clearly hanged himself

>ISIS.COM Buy Now!

That's some bullshit. The answer might as well be anything at that point.
>A man is found hanged but the only thing under him is a puddle of water
>He stood on an icecube-
>No actually furniture-stealing pissgoblins broke into his house and stole his chair and pissed on his floor

boskeletonrp

Iautisticam

Naturally it's n°3, a man couldn't have entered women's bathrooms without being noticed.

boautisticrp

You're a fucking dumb.

boskeletonrp

After you cut up the elephant it’s quite easy

What way could that happen that's less convoluted than 'guy fell from high altitude and was iced because of said altitude'?

Someone could have beat him up and buried him in winter and then moved the body out there later.
It's way more convoluted to imagine that someone got somewhere by falling from a plane and then extrapolating that he was cold from being up there by not being in a properly insulated area of the plane.

abloobloo mirror

The monster from "It Follows"

Can you operate a forklift one handed

Shit, that actually works.

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If the guy was already buried why move him to such a high traffic location? How did the body get there without being seen? That the body had to be discovered just about rules out any method of arrival other than falling, and if we assume that the body fell then it's not a stretch to imagine that it could've been from a high altitude, where he could've suffered hypothermia if exposed. It all follows logically with simple assumptions. Your version is closer to being pissgoblins-tier.

If the busy road is "always busy" it probably isn't the good option.

they're both 6

>pull the lever
>the track you've put them on is old and destroyed, the trolley falls off a cliff
>everyone dies and it's all your fault
>all because your dumbass wanted to play with trolley equipment you aren't trained to use

NYC unless I have done something wrong

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>letter unfinished
>lamp not plugged in
>how the fuck did that thong get there
>how did her hand get that far under the desk if she shot herself such that the blood spatter ended up there on the wall?
The first two aren't suspicious if you assume the body has been there a while. However:
>cigarette hasn't finished burning
It happened recently.

>when they meet

come on man

The busy road is always busy. Therefore, you have a better chance with the quiet road even if it sometimes is also busy.

...That was my immediate first thought.

If the square root of 2 is a rational number then it must be true that it can be expressed by a nonzero fraction a/b s.t. gcd(a,b) = 1. But long story short both a and b would have to be divisible by 2. This is a contradiction therefore the square root of 2 must be irrational blah blah blah

Semen

These aren't puzzles, they're just "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10".

He threw it as hard as he can. If he threw it hard enough, it went around the world and hit him after he turned around. ez

boskeletonrp

test

>nerd shit

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I take all the pills and overdose.

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Time.

Doc, no

boskellymanrp

First he takes the fox, then he goes back and grabs the chicken and the sack, laughing at the poor shmuck who left his corn around where a chicken could eat it.

It's literally high school math, bro.

Only nerds studied. Pretty cringe.

Well, Im close. Let's give it one more shot
bo skeleton rp

>he doesn't fist bump the toilet bouncer whenever he needs to take a leak
Asshole.

boskeletonrp

boskeletonrp

boskeletonrp

I think I'm at the crime scene!

If anyone wants to know how to do this just type
bo/ skeleton \rp
But without the spaces.

This. You don't need school to be a Youtuber.

wtf dont do this it makes mustard gas

boskeletonrp

thanks user!

boskeletonrp

I got 11 steps but I doubt that's the lowest amount of steps, there might be a lower amount if you take something back but I'm not up for that.

1.- Shepherd transports Vegetables
2.- Shepherd goes back
3.- Wife transports Meat
4.- Wife goes back
5.- Peasant transports Wife
6.- Peasant goes back
7.- Peasant transports Cow
8.- Peasant goes back
9.- Shepherd transports Peasant
10.- Shepherd goes back
11.- Shepherd transports Sheep

Daily reminder there's a YskeletonOU

A man leaves home. He jogs for a bit, takes a left while passing someone. He jogs a bit more before taking another left, also passing by a man who is similarly dressed. He jogs some more then passes another man also dressed the same while turning left a third time. He jogs some more and returns home. When he gets there, two men in masks are waiting for him. Who are they?

He went jogging on Halloween?

I bet this is a clever ruse to make people look like a fool
but I am going to to it anyways
bo/skeleton\rp

You did it wrong :^)

In that case I guessed correctly. Doesn't sound like bullshit at all.

Nope

I'll try it again but I'm still pretty sure you're trying to trick me
boskeletonrp

works on my machine
boskeletonrp

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Unhydrated and crummypilled.

oh shit it actually worked this time, I'm sorry I doubted you

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mirrors

Who the fuck calls a stool a bench?

Something to do with disease? I can't think of a reason for the men in masks.

lol

a mirror

use one hand to press the button on the elephant elevator that lifts the elephant up

More mundane than that

My ass.

1. Shepherd ferries Sheep
2. Shepherd returns alone
3. Shepherd ferries Cow
4. Shepherd returns alone
5. Peasant ferries Shepherd
6. Peasant returns alone
7. Wife ferries Peasant
8. Wife returns alone
9. Wife ferries Vegetables
10. Wife returns alone
11. Wife ferries Meat

What's the point if no backtracking is ever required?

Ok, if you wanna know the answer, its here:

It's the catcher and the umpire

Vultures

This answer

boomerang

Never, because by Tuesday he was hired by a AAA developer to head up their live service support.

You have to move two matches to get the alive dog to be a dead dog.

bo skeleton rp

Danke, herr doktor

you know the rules

I take it the “desert” is the ocean, the “backpacks” are scuba gear and the dead man has is oxygen tank closed.

it's a parachute

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Nice my thread reached 500 posts without me saying anything except this one

Then Theresa thinks you are a degenerate