>”The ban is on forums onl-“

OH NONONONONO PFFTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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no, I straight up refuse to believe this one LMAO

>pay 64 bucks for a game
>have developer ban you for saying “he”
And game devs wonder why they are so hated.

Let this industry sink.
Stop buying games. This is what you're supporting.

you are buying their product.

This can't be real

Say word, money stolen.

im gonna say it

Well I'm just gonna go pirate diablo 2 again

Why does piracy feel so bad now?

>misgenderign a robot can get you banned from playing a game
yeah, im thinkning ill stick to playing games from 20 years ago thanks

I feel like I missed some drama surrounding this game, whats the deal exactly?

Is there a more pathetic developer? Good lord.

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The mods will prune this thread because they like borderlands

fake news

heres the real article

dailydot.com/parsec/borderlands-3-misgendering-ban/

IM GONNA SAY THE H WORD!

Rather, you are buying the right to play their product. You don’t even own your games any more. It’s pretty pathetic.

Didn't happen to a real player. They're just stirring up fake drama to get attention and to try to make the nonbinary gender pronouns a more valid issue, which is just virtue signaling for the devs and journalists

It's fake you retards

It's not.

>pay $60 + tax + tip for game
>be online
>passively talk about robot character to someone
>"yeah he's pretty good with this weapon"
>get banned

>paying for another copy paste borderlands game

game has robot
dev says the robot is non-binary non gendered so you should call it THEY
and if you ever misgender THEY they will ban you from the forums
so now they are furious and banned someone from playing the game for misgenderingTHEY

I don't buy this. Not one bit. The world is weird, but not this weird.

HE

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OP = gay
I almost had a good laugh too

Hoboken

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HE

Wow, so much better ahahahaha

Do you think western devs are so bad at making video games because they adopt far left political values? When you adopt politics that involve believing in pseudoscience and denying genetics, there will be a lack of trust in them to make the good decisions needed to make something enjoyable. The best thing westerners ever did, was when society restrained their narcissistic individualism with right wing politics and heavy religious Christian morals. Without it tho, ewwww.

You ever think its genetic?

Can't wait for all the hilarious shoehorned memes from two years ago

No, I'm not - I'm laughing at their bullshittery.

>Dude just play the game offli-

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I'm not I wouldn't even play this shit for free lmao

Serves him right. Society has no place for Nazi's anymore. Seethe more /pol/

For Nazi's what? What belongs to that Nazi, user?

the state of this industry and game its a fucking joke and not even a fun one not fun anymore atleast i really hope that randy pitchford and gearbox as a whole go broke and memelands stays forever in that chink botnet launcher as evidence of why you shouldnt never listen to sexual freaks that dont even play video games.

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>Do you think western devs are so bad at making video games because they adopt far left political values?
nah, they adopt far left values so they can force players to pay for whatever garbage they throw together
it only works for a little while before they have to start extorting money at gunpoint, which is why socialism always leads to "but that wasn't REAL socialism"

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Not him, but probably deez nuts

>western developers
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

>Society has no place for Nazi's anymore
Then let's get rid of the left.

People always misread Orwell, they think it describes the right, when it describes they left, they fail to realize this was written after WW2 to denounce the communist threat, they ignore that Orwell originally wanted to call 1984, "The Last Man in Europe".

The real threat has always been the left.

remember when faggots were shilling these sjw devs because some other sjw ree'd about the lame jokes on twitter?

NOTHING ANYMORE.
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

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Not him, but probably my peenus weenus

HAS

> Society has no place for Nazi's anymore
this, National Socialism is fucking stupid.

that's pretty based desu

NO

youve never owned a game

Why dont people mass report everyone under the same excuse? Whatever they say, yo say its wprng and the opposite

Man=woman
Her=he
Chevrolet Impala=scooter bike

PENIS

>Society has no place for Nazi's anymore
>lets ignore feminazis and extreme sjw exist
i would take actual white supremacist nazis aniday over those assholes, atleast the later ones kill you quickly instead of forcing you to suicide by false accusations.

Borderlands 2 framerate goes down if you're downloading something.
Got around 50 fps on a fucking 2080ti whilst torrenting.
Got 200+ without internet.

Based Tim payed for my copy, now I just play the waiting game for the pirate release and I'm on my way.

Nice fake article faggot.

I'm confused, was Yea Forums planning on buying this game?

>Imagine buying games in 2019

Does that mean that the writer of that one article also gets banned?
No?
Fucking figures.

'He' is perfectly applicable to humanoid robots unless they have obvious feminine characteristics like voice or build.

you don't know if user actually bought the game
think, idiot, he was doing an assessment on the banned guy situation

Hitler himself was seen as a leftist revolutionary before WWII started, London liberals even declared that, if they had to choose between the conservative Winston Churchill and the revolutionary Adolf Hitler, they would choose Hitler

all retconned by our elite leftist institutions, now fascism is historically right wing because only right wingers can be evil, and left wingers can only be good

>robot
>gender

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Reminder that the creative director slipped up and referred to the robot as he twice in the span of 5 minuites
He corrected himself the first time but not the second.

Ive spent my whole life using female words for machinery
Am I safe or not?

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"you could always just not be a jewish!"
-hitler

see how retarded your logic is? The rule being imposed is the problem you fucking low iq imbecile

Gearbox? More like homosexualbox!

*honk honk*

you could always just not play the game

I doubt this is true but I hope it is. It's about time gamers learn that there are consequences to being a bigot. Be nice or your toys get taken away.

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...

Let's say for a second that I run a burger joint, then you come in and loudly yell that my burgers suck, and you scare away potential customers because of it.

That means I have the right to kick you out, the same way developers have the right to kick you out of their game.

another 60$ saved

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nope
"he" is illegal
"she" is illegal
"it" is illegal
the robot has been declared a "they," so "they" is what you will use, OR ELSE

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What did you owned?

>VIDEO
>GAME
>FOOD
>ANALOGY

Based.

>banned for saying HE

Should have been implemented on Yea Forums years ago

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HE BOUGHT TOO MANY GAMES
AND NOW WE GOTTA PLAY THEM ALL
SO WHAT ABOUT A STEAM TRAIN

I think the best part is that trannies are mad at this too because Gearbox used a robot to represent them

Funny thing is I was, but over the last month everything from pitchford pee tapes to submatto shutdown to this shit made me decide against it. This is absolutely beyond the pale, not to mention up its own ass.

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It's because western devs adopt political values period. The only times games should get political is if it's a specific type of game such as one where you're dealing with the government like in dude sex.
For some reason western devs think everything needs to involve modern western politics

>what are consumer rights
I genuinely hope you rot in hell

Is this a full thing or just a promo meme video for their website?

Stupid fucking burger devs think "American English" is the only language on Earth. Fuck them and their contrived pronoun controversy. I'd like to see them try and push this shit on heavily gendered languages like Spanish.

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Who the fuck buys shitbox games?

>Living in a generation of still being treated like a child well into your 30s
Teacher! Teacher! user said a no-no word! Make him kill himself!

>being banned from a product you paid for for misgendering a fictional character
10 years ago I would have laughed at this and called obvious fake bullshit but nowadays I just don't know if I'm being memed on or not when I see screenshots of this supposed articles

Fake and gay

>this thread
Yea Forums is so fucking gullible

>Some clueless kid buys BL3
>"Wow this robot dude looks super cool!"
>A basedboy in the other mic screech at the top of his lungs "DID YOU JUST ASSUMED THEIR GENDERRRR!??"
yes. yes. in order to cast out diseases, to inoculate people, you need a proper vaccine, if you will. A taste of the ailment.

I already wasn't buying it, but jesus christ this is shameful. Fuck Pitchford and his virtue signalling dev team of faggots.

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fake and gay

how gullible are they?

The reason you are taught these things in school is because you're supposed to remember them and become a decent adult. Failing that you need to be retaught.

very, very gullible considering a quick google search will show them the truth

Holy shit, literally the only reason I was even considering this game was making videos. Fuck that m8, maybe I can squeeze some life out of Gears multiplayer.

it's not real you hilarious faggot

Not anymore.

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a really huge number that, when processed as instructions by a CPU, produces an entertainment known as a "video game"
or at least that's what most people believe they are paying for when they purchase a video game
unfortunately, some people have the power to remoteluy erase the numbers from your computer, or make them dependent on other numbers being present on computers they control, essentially selling you only part of the number needed to play the video game while pretending to sell you the entire thing, and reserving for themselves the right to lock you out of playing the video game for any arbitrary reason they want

Why single out American English? In terms of pronouns, any English would be the same, you poor, obsessed retard.

HE

im back

only 3 people acknowledged this, nice. do you guys not do an internet search for the title when you see something that sounds too perfect to be true?

robit's bio even says he doesn't care about the pronouns and is confused why the organics are so bent on it. Would rather be left alone.
Meta-commentary about the dev's insanity is even hard baked into the bio.

>teacher's pet grows up and think they are teacher
They taught you that shit so you wouldn't rock the boat while they made their shitty salary.
But I know corporate stooges never think that far outside the party lines.

lol, glad I skipped this shitshow.

>have developer ban you for saying “he”
Randy has no style, no grace. This cunt, has a funny face.

>mfw i'm literally telling tons of people not to buy this sjw shitpile and im only getting more ammo DIRECTLY from Gearbox's own fuck ups

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Define "decent adult" and why anyone would want to grow up to be decent instead of an exemplar.

Being extraordinary is hard work and more than you can ask of people. Being decent on the other hand doesn't cost you a thing, and that's why it's such a moral failure to refuse.

I don't think there is any more to it, and the joke isn't really funny any more beyond the point she falls down completely

just look up some BDSM fetish porn if you want more of this

>hur dur it's not real
The fact that people can actually think it is real says a lot about the state of the industry faggots.

this has to be fake right?

bl2 shouldve been a warning not a promise
vanilla is ALWAYS better

>doesn't cost a thing
>cant even have a slip of the tongue without getting the banhammer in a game that caps out at 4 players
hmm

>You don’t even own your games any more
love this meme
read some of the license agreements you have to accept from games in the 90s

this really isn't much better

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>hur dur it doesnt matter if its real or not it couldve happened anyway
you sound like one of those anti-trump faggots on twitter

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I don’t understand this headline. Do robots have genders?

>she thinks this story is real

if the alphabet people say they do

Where is my free copy Tim?!

Nice meme jewstein.

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>Being decent on the other hand doesn't cost you a thing
nothing that YOU value, anyhow
some of us still value our freedom though, and being indecent is a necessary countrermeasure to your war against the Bill of Rights

Yes

>Say word.
>Get money stolen.

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of course they have, do you want your sex robot to be a man? fucking gay dude

>reading comprehension of a 1 year old
lul

I have an android fetish. The pretending to be a robot part is important, as well as criminally rare in pornography.

>she
DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER?!

And do you not how the freedom to be a dick? You do but guess what it might have consequences, just not from the federal US government.

>I'd like to see them try and push this shit on heavily gendered languages like Spanish
Oh boy, spaniard here, the sjws in this shithole are creating completelly new words for years now, and of course if you don't use them you are a nazi.

Pesudoscience is rejecting the currently best known treatment for gender dysphoria, prescribed by trained doctors, because you, someone whose extensive research into the topic consists of infographics made by people who post on a board about video games for the purpose of pushing a political agenda, think they're completely clueless.

when something is rare in porn its the universe telling you its time to stop

>buying
It's not even worth pirating.

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>Caring more about the drama surrounding a game then the actual game
You've changed Yea Forums

Bull fucking shit. Come on, now.

sounds like being decent in this regard comes with a high cost of allowing your mind to be policed by fallible entities who operate thru malice primarily.
Being an exemplar takes more work but doesn't have those strings attached.

totally bending the knee to sjws. "m-misgendering!" lol

who the fuck cares about it irl. why are western devs so desperate to virtue signal and be submissive to sjws.

>best known treatment
>suicide rate unchanged
LMAO'ing @ ur grave

But it's based on a lie by a scummy doctor, John Money, who absolutely had an agenda

Are you 12? Unless you grew up when videogames were mostly digital products, this statement makes no sense. I've owned games before. There is nothing a company can do to take away these physical products I own, and they can't do anything to the consoles they belong to.

>best known treatment for an imaginary sickness

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just the epic store safely holding onto your data for you on behalf of the Chinese government, nothing to be concerned about :)

This is the most laughable argument I keep seeing on this fucking site. Particularly whenever Britain is mentioned.
>yeah it's fake but I thought it was real and that says it all
Are you seriously not aware of how mindbogglingly brainless that is?

hmm, now I wish I did save the sauce, any other user willing to deliver?

So you admit that the new age treatment is no more effective than the old and shouldn't be heralded as some new saving grace.
These people have a mental failing and body modification is not the answer to their ills.

>Have bad mic
>Laugh because you remembered something funny
>Get money stolen

it might be because the industry actually has loads of sjws and the upper-management dont care about some pointless political shit

That's some fuck up shit right there

Fake and gay.

Why?

so since loli is such a booming market that means it is perfectly fine in every regard right?

STYLE

if something is too weird/depraved to have decent amount of porn made about it its probably something that humans werent meant to jack off to

what do you mean fine? when is porn ever "fine"? nobody got hurt when making drawings so who cares

You are incorrect on all fronts.

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>tfw 7 months to go

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What about sexy robots are "depraved"? They've been a consistent element of sci-fi since forever. Also, human beings aren't meant to jack off full-stop. Stop trying to police people's boners.

Another western shovelware title to ignore

But fake brit stuff is very rarely posted.

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good god you people are miserable, cant even take a joke

No pity for anyone giving Randy money.

Out of context screenshots of Daily Mail headlines and webms of CSOs falling over count as fake.

It's viral advertising, it's fake.

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and those consequences might have other consequences, like an organized boycott against Gearbox and/or EGS

Let's see it then.

Why the fuck would you give Gearbox money after Aliens Colonial Marines anyways?

>ur a degenerate stop masturbating
>no I'm not
>LOL UR SO JOYLESS CAN'T EVEN TAKE A JOKE

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Robots don't have genders!!!!!

If you think this is too far, then you’re on the wrong side of history. We trans women are sick and tired of oppression and we need to set examples now.

Well if the word "guys" is a problem these days anything can happen.

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The epic store doesn't actually have DRM, Gearbox was the one who added this.

pls seek help user, you can beat depression

t. chinaman

Epic game store IS DRM you soulless gook.

>Pirate BL3
>suffer through disgustingly shit dialogue and reddit-tier meme bullshit
>Gameplay doesn't live up to the hype
>uninstall

I see the future.

It won't be long till some dumb admin fucks up and bans a shitton of players for using a bad pronoun.
Then the class action lawsuit begins.

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The ebin store actually does have the same kind of DRM any Steam/Uplay/Origin game does where you need the launcher open, but the always online thing isn't them

You can close EGS while playing BL3.

good thing i never cared about borderlands, good luck guys lmao

You can shut your computer off too. What's your point?

Is the crack out yet?

>While playing
I'm talking about launching

Are you guys pretending to be retarded? The reason why it's so easy to crack EGS games is because it has no DRM like denuvo.

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You can't actually be this stupid user

m'dude, stop

You can't launch any games on PC if said game is specifically tied to a launcher (origin, uplay, steam, battlenet) and hasn't been cracked yet.

it's a shame to think that zoomers believe this is how buying something works

if i buy something with my hard earned money that means i can do whatever i want with it, maybe if it were on lease to me there'd be some terms but if those were trespassed then i should obviously get my money back

>think of the rights of corporations goyim

Yeah, that's called DRM
Are you dense?

The storefront itself operates as DRM.

HE

???????????

HAS

>using the same "jacking off is degenerate" talk as /pol/
>"it's just a joke bro"

>Chinaman doubling down with his rhetoric
kek

the customer is always right.

Explain how the storefront isn't DRM.
I want to play borderlands 3 (fat chance) on PC but don't want to go thru EGS. I cannot get the game because the EGS is acting as the DRM.

Holy shit I really have to spell it out for you don't I
ANYTHING that stops you from just running an EXE is DRM

NO

In the video game industry the customer is always wrong

>a digital storefront isn't a form of digital rights management

bad ass

I'm not sure what this patter is supposed to be, but it's shameful.

More like in the video game industry the customer is always Wong.

>cant make a working game
>can make a completely automated voice recognition system (on top of the already existing chat one) that bans you for 25 years for saying a word

Fuck video games

The next time Im at anyones house and I see Borderlands in their library im gonna message my gamertag and refer to the robot as him just get as many people banned as I can then they will dispute saying they never sent the message and cause as big as a clusterfuck as I can

you dont need the EGS open to run the .exe you buffoon

Just put a magnet on their PC case. They bought borderlands, they deserve worse.

Kek

DICK

>>

Why can't Americans just be normal

...

you need it to even have the .exe on your computer you buffoon.

we run the world, your existence is dictated by us and defined by us. It is you that is abnormal.

>buying
torrented it

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>we run the world
Not for long.

>There is nothing a company can do to take away these physical products I own, and they can't do anything to the consoles they belong to
This is true but even with older consoles legally speaking you only own a license to play said game, difference is there was no possible way for them to take the game away from you.

who even buys those shitty games anyway?

user, this is a blue board!

Not with those hands you're not.

Your ancestors probably said that 250 years ago too and look where we are right now.

Jesus fucking christ you're hopeless

Less than 60% white.

You know that gamepressure.com is translated version of Polish site gry-online.pl?

even their co-workers can't keep up with the pronouns, lol

*refunding

>less than 60% survival rate after 30 years of age.

If I bought a product and was banned from it a day later I'd be disputing that charge through my bank, and I'd win.

why is bait in katakana?

what

I'm pretty sure everyone's survival rate is 0%.

Did anyone ask the robot what it's preferred pronouns are? For being soooo progressive, it's a little presumptuous to assume the gender just because the creator is non-binary

So this... is the power... of corporatism...

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yes, and it said it literally didn't care. It is in the bio itself.

What the hell does nonbinary mean?

Hi guys, it's me, your boy, Randall Pitchford. Give me your opinion on my 10/10 game I made by sacrificing Aliens and Duke Nukem. Be honest, I can take it.

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The thought occurs to me that if you use an ESL, you could easily spin this into a discrimination case. My language does not have gendered pronouns and not only takes people quite a while before they learn them, but frequently mistakes as well. And that's not even counting the fact that most language courses don't go into 'they' as a singular.

>0% of people reach the age of 31
you polish or something?

Quantum computing.

mental illness

Thats what DRM is user...

>so now they are furious and banned someone from playing the game for misgenderingTHEY
Except this is all fake

0% of people live forever.

ill wait for crack

Trinary computers waste electricity, but Randy is a cunt and a contrarian.

They as a singular descriptor is flat our wrong no matter what type of mind virus they try to convince you that person has.
They is never correct. Ever. Frankly, it is belittling.

good thing the statement was about reaching 30 years of age.

Yes it is, and that's a fucking bad thing, i'm following their site for few years and it's worse everyday

Dunno about you but I buy my games physical, and I dont play multiplayershit unless it has local play. Feels good to own my shit

You're the one that didn't get the joke.

I feel bad for pirating shit in PS2, but for this gen?, they can crash with no survivors for all i care

>german humor

I laughed. You didn't. You're the butt of the joke.

I can't wait till America falls and this shit dies at the source.

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>The ban isn't for misgendering by accident
>The ban is for misgendering on purpose

Except this is literally semantics. How would you prove which one it is? Understand? Its near impossible. You would need to go full assuming, which paints a broad blanket picture and criminalizes anyone having a bad day:
>Call robot a he casually
>"Clearly that didn't do that on purpose"
>Call robot a he while angry, disgruntled, or annoyed about something
>"YOU FUCKING MONSTER GET BANNED"

Oh wow so it goes from being a stupid fucking thing that happened to a stupid fucking thing that could happen damn that really changes things up.

>lol you hate nazis? But you're using their food stamps

la goblina...

It's pretty hard for a company to steal your game from you if you have a physical copy, user.

HE

>make game always online
>account tied to game code is unable to access the game

How many games in the 90s were like that?

Basically none.

all the good ones

This the real question here. Get some real taste and stop supporting shit companies.

Imagine thinking this is acceptable. Should we take away your car when you say mean words too?

>this sentence
lol

Katakana is often used for english words

what a dapper little fella

The earliest always online game I can remember is one of the Sim City games and that wasn't in the 90s, dumb faggot.

>he missed out on CompuServe's kino game collection and MUDing on the local BBSes
lmfao @ ur meaningless life

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wouldn't "esa" (エサ) be a japanese word?

uum try again sweetie

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Thanks God they've stopped this bigot.

Follow the reply chain to find out why you're a fucking moron

Based pistoletov.

i just lost

I will never support these bolshevik faggots.

>western """""""""""games"""""""""

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Imagine buying a car, then saying nigger and the brakes stop working.

>Yea Forums is falling for this because they're all steamdrones
This article doesn't exist. It literally didn't even happen and you're all lapping it up.

good

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>don't like someone
>get them banned by abusing the system in the stupidest way imaginable
>get away with it scot-free

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yeah

esa is the japanese word for bait
It would be ベイト(beito)

GENDER

I definitely am NOT. I wouldn't even pirate this shit.

>haha no political dissident, we're not silencing you because we disagree, it's because you were "being a dick".
>haha what? we're not the government idiot, we're just a corporation that employs thousands of people and is worth billions of dollars lol
>haha i totally agree, we need to stop capitalism

What is this? Can you fuck it?

Cant wait for the massive class action lawsuit after Gearbox tries to rob hundreds of people of their $60

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>can pirate it
>won't, it's a waste of disk space
avast ye maties, we sail for better seas

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I don't know how long I'll bother seeding. It doesn't seem very popular.

>he doesn't realize he's advertising for them
How dumb to you have to be to not realize the ban is for publicity and game "journalist" articles

Where is the crack

>wozniak
That's funnier than the fake "article."

Actual crack would be far better than this game, if you find a good dealer let me know

Imagine buying from randy 'pee and poo sports' oh shit I forget his last name

you would have defended shock therapy too

the worst part is the skill descriptions are confusing at first. instead of “when flak does X he gains Y” it is “when flak doex X they gain Y”. if flak kills an enemy they gain a buff for three seconds. who?!?! fucking me? the fucking enemies? everyone? me and my pet? who are/is they?

this

A very generous someone called Tim Sweeney foot the bill for me

No I’m not. Gearbox is a shit studio, Randy is a known faggot and Borderlands is garbage.

This is why I only play Jap games.

This article is clickbait.

What they want you to think happened:
>Yeah I like Fl4k hes cool
>WHAT THE FUCK REPORTED

What really happened:
>Two players getting into a heated gamer argument about Fl4k
>HES A MALE AND HES NOT A TRANNY LIKE YOU TRANNY FANNY NIGGGGGER FUCK YOU GAY TRANNY
>Gets banned
>HELP I GOT BANNED FOR MISGENDERING FL4K

English is not my first language so please explain this to me: why the fuck is "they" valid as both a plural and singular pronoun? did no one thought that would be confusing as fuck in practice?

And what is your source relating those events as you recount them, pal?

It didn't even happen at all, yet. It will though. It's only a matter of time.

I don't have a source, but neither do they/you. I just seriously doubt you get banned for casually calling a robot he.

Idk, I'm ESL myself. I noticed people use "they" when they are talking about a person whose sex is unknown at the time.
>The killer left the premises areound 8. They probably carried the weapon with them.
From there, it probably got bastardized into meaning "non binary"

They do exactly that on their own forums, retard.

Ah. Shut the fuck up, then.

can they preban me before i buy their game?

They do in the sense of the thing I typed out. They aren't going to ban you for randomly saying shit like "Yeah hes cool. Heres my build for him-" They'll ban you for going out of your way to make topics telling everyone that Fl4K is a he and that anyone who disagrees is crazy.

Nah you shut up biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch haha

>Something gets proven made up on Yea Forums
>BUT IT COOOOULLLD HAPPEN so im justified in my outrage

posting hitler is not an argument

>Imagine actually thinking this won't happen
The only mistake in posting this now is jumping the gun a bit. It'll happen, soon.

lies

we need to kill the trannies. Now. NOW. QUICK JUST FUCKING DO IT YOU BRAINLESS BURGERS YOU'RE ALWAYS BRAGGING BOUT YOUR DUMB GUNS BUT YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH THEM, WELL DO SOMETHING NOW

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I'm not giving this clicks
did the guy still get banned IN-GAME?

those are some god tier ankles

>that dude is in jail now.

Where was it proven as made up?

disgusting that anyone would give these people a single dollar

they literally used inspect element on the page, the original article is from when they announced that people could get banned in the forums, the link is in this thread.

Did they also inspect element in my own browser when I was reading the article, you dumb cunt?

>buying a borderlands game
Low IQ

this is a myth and isn't true
everytime stuff like this is taken to court they rule in favour of the customer owning the product they purchased
at least in europe, I can't speak for america's copyright hellscape

yeah

Yes.

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What really, really happened
>I can get this guy banned for calling my guy a he/them/it.

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On which link? Please post.

>gamespressure.com

as if this isn't russian front website that support conspiracy theories and try to rile dumb right wing american

almost as bad

You mean when you were reading the screenshot they took of the inspected page?
Yes, you single-digit IQ amoeba.

>best known treatment
According to psychology, a field of pseudoscience in which 90% of the "studies" cannot even be replicated.

>buying anything R*ndy touches

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lol no

It's a fucking image, you retard.

This is as ridiculous as Trump being president of the states. Life as we know is has reached peak absurdity.

has there ever been a good game in which all this autistic lefty shit happens?

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>Playing anything related to Randy Pitchford
Nope

Which one?

The stomper.
Maybe the one that got stomped too, idk what he's been up to.

>best treatment
>about half of trannies kill themselves
>have kids on the road to trannydom with hormone blockers

yeah sound like a fantastic treatment

They are religious nuts, progressivism is a religion. They believe in things that are not true and you cannot argue with them.

Based gearbox shutting down retards.

Imagine posting outside of Yea Forums, saying nigger and getting banned because Racism isn't allowed on Yea Forums

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THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!!!

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>waaaah the meanie videogame won't let me be a bigot!

You've got some growing up to do, Yea Forums.

That's a man you fool

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>this is how zoomers actually think

I don't give a fuck about the drama the game is fun and I'm going to continue playing it. I'm not an underage retard who only wants games to fail like 90 percent of this board.

Look at how many shitters you angered over a simple statement in response to a literal fake article. God you faggots are pathetic.

you responded so that must mean you are angry

I honestly wish a company was retarded enough to do something like that so we could finally get a lawsuit and those people who treat TOS's as absolute infallible word of god can finally shut the fuck up.

it was already proved in the other thread that this picture lied about the 2MB/s
it might have been a typo on the creators part but that same picture shows that it actually only requires 3Mb/s

Samefag.

BRO

WHAT IF

HEAR ME OUT

WHAT IF I INTERJECT MY DESPERATE AND OBSESSIVE NEED TO GARGLE COCK AND TALK ABOUT POLITICS INTO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING I DO?

AS A JOKE THO

I refuse to use Epic Games Store's client.