The top censor bar fades in and out as she runs

>You see white women all the time so you're already burnt out of all white women
Hahahaha. Speak for yourself, user. If she ain't white, you're not doing it right.

the r34 amount is criminal

You fool, I didn’t say I hated colonial cooch.

post booty

COOOOOOOOOOOOM ON YOU

Good god this was the best gift my cousin ever gave me. Played it until the Xbox died. Really wish someone would pick up the IP, it has to be worth next to nothing now. I'd settle for an arcade port with online.

this is the first vidya voice Tara Strong did

I probably beat off to her like two dozen times at least in the day

>come home white boy

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not familiar with this game, sauce?

Oh shit! The new Wojak is out! Thank goodness

Whacked

She's a playable character and is naked throughout the whole game after the intro cutscene

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH SHIT HER IT COMES OH SHIT IM COMMING IM COMMING OH OH OH *SPLOOSH* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUCK *SPLOOSH SPLOOSH*

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Whacked!

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>he didn't play whacked
zoom zoom

That was supposed to be funny, right?

Is Charity cute and funny?

>TFW you’ll never go back to the days of playing Whacked, Mech Assult and Cel Damage

Then I apologize cause I see that you are a brother of mine.

I think Yea Forums is a bigger groud for interracial relationships than any other site.
Hell, i lost my virginity as a nord, to a jewish israeli BDSM gal on /int/ during it's early days.
I Guess exposure is the real key to tolerance towards the unique and exotic.

They're intended to be short little "Commercials" between portions of the game since it's set up like a game show with you as a contestant. It's coupled with interviews and interaction with other contestant scenes as well.

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amazon fetish, it's great to have a gf that you know is ready, willing, and able to chimp the fuck out if you get in a fight and makes up for all the times she chimps the fuck out at random

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Fuck no.

too saucy even for T rated game.

Yeah, but they're complete misses without the context of the rest of the game's tone or knowing that half of them are for weapons used within the "game show."

game?

>"Is that a controller in your hand or are you just happy to see me?" - Lucy, in the game's instruction manual

its some pretty low effort shit but i imagine i wouldve found it charming had i owned the game back then

...

Post the in-game model without the two censor bars faggot

yeah you said it

thanks

why we can't have games like this anymore?

nobody played that

For me, even less than average black women is more attractive than above average white ones. I can see a white hot girl and think she's sex, but once i see a black girl, doesn't matter how she looks i get an obsessive desire to breed with her. Same thing for asian girls. The more yamato (rather than whitish jomons) they look, the stronger the desire.

you will dissapoint,it's just barbie-doll anatomy without lewd things.

You HAVE to be an incel. You have obviously not dated a white girl before. They're all crazy and countless have daddy issues. It's better to date minorities like mexican girls because you get a fuck rabbit without the mental issues.

where's the Whacked! porn?

But there is a model rip you say?

confirmed incel

since is a T rated game,there's no genitalia.

>implying race has anything to do with mental illness

It was made by a Newgrounds animator
IIRC he helped found the Behemoth along with Tom Fulp

It definitely looks like some ng shit

>mexican girls
>without the mental issues
What the fuck. Are you perhaps a virgin?

>Mexicans don't have issues
You're a kissless virgin, aren't you?

>why we can't have games like this anymore?
The Xbox and that gen as a whole was a unique turning point in games where what were effectively indie developers were getting funded by Microsoft, Sony, and even Nintendo to make games for their platform. Some turned into shit like LSD Dream Emulator and Cubivores, others turned into Whacked!
Anyway, the point. We can't have games like this anymore for 3 reasons:
>Sensitive whining bitches everywhere
A character like Lucy in a modern game would be seen as objectifying women (even though that's literally her entire character, manipulating men into doing what she wants using her body) and the game would get reviled by every feminist and shitposter from here to Bombay.
>Zany is out
With the exception of Invader Zim, directed absurdism isn't popular anymore. It's either serio-comedy, super serious, or random for the sake of random nowadays.
>Funding
Nobody is funding these kinds of games anymore. Companies know how to figure out the demographics and target them and funding random studios to make random B games isn't how it's done. It's big mass-appealing AAA titles and indie games that are basically already done that just need a publisher to get their name out there.

>Have dated a hobbyist bodybuilder who was a foot taller than me
Most gf's are amazon gf's when you're a manlet.

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>TFW 5'11 but want a girl taller than me or of a similar height
>TFW still considered manlet cause I don't got that juicy 6' mark, but almost all women are shorter than I am

Why the fuck would you break up with that.

But you said there is a model rip out there.

Part of it is that no one really remembers any original Xbox games outside of Halo, and that's doubly so for raunchy 3D party fighters like Whacked and Kung Fu Chaos. The other part is that early 2000s raunchy-absurdist humor is pretty much dead, so a theoretical Whacked 2 would end up doing stuff like replace the fish-eye item with a deep-fried filter and weapons would be things like the B emoticon that "YEETS" all nearby enemies into the a wall or off the stage.

so it'd be fortnite

>believing opinions on the internet as fact
i'm 6' and i barely ever see anyone taller or same height, only like 3 dudes in my town and a couple of PoC that are the same or close to my height.

>small town population of 35,000

someone got paid to model and texture this character

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FUCK I loved this game I’m so glad people remember it
>THIS IS VAAAAAAAAAANTASTIC

What game?

What’s the best weapon and why is it the Yolk-o-matic?

I freeze you.
You're frozen.

You didn't even look at the first post. Do you usually lose all brainpower when you see censored tits?

Whacked, you faggots it’s been posted atleast 3 times
BASED scrapple commercial

>tfw no sequel and there EVER was itd be a soulless husk
>this is vaaaaaaaaaaaan tastic and we are back on the air!

You just knew it was gonna be an experience when you watched the intro to the characters and you just see Lucy literally explode out of her dress.
But what if THQNordic acquired the rights and made a PC remaster?

Man, the sponsor commercials were great, wish this game could be emulated

>Cel Damage
My man. And hopefully you're talking the Gamecube version where almost everything was instant death.

>Mod Lucy to have an extra long censor bar between her legs

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I remember when I was younger my older brother told me there was a cheat to remove her censor bars, dad caught me googling
>how to see Lucy naked in whacked.
Good times, and a remaster, I’ve seen remasters announced for games I never would have thought of so there’s a chance

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cKjCjh47oyQ

What, like she has a really wide vagina? That's weird. You're weird.

Close user.
It goes down, not sideways.

Who did you play as?
>he didn’t play as lucky or vantastic
Yikes

No silly lol

Toof, cause I like orange.
You can't stop me.

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>his prize is a giant cheeseburger
Uhhhhh based?

So she has a really LONG vagina? That's even weirder!

Toof was the best; it was great chasing everyone after they had turned into giant cheeseburgers

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Last girl I dated literally had a visa to be in Burgerland, legit thought she was a witch, and called me daddy. Crazy comes in all colors.

Man the remastered version of cel damage is shit; Nothing kills instantly and all the cool death animations got scrapped for a poof of smoke

god i wish more things pandered to my convenient censorship fetish

>called me daddy
God that shit is so disgusting

t. 16 year old

Exactly. There's no greater sensation that harpooning another vehicle from 20 meters away and then sending them flying off the map.

I wish more multiplayer games did map design like Whacked; in that they just fill it full of environmental shit that can kills players or be used to kill players

t. should never have a daughter

Because you have shit taste.

>That level with the police car and a truck
>Grab a can of gas from the police car, bring it back, and use it to burn everyone on the truck alive
Truly brilliant.
I also really liked their King of the Hill just for the swirls.

t. 16 year old

It’s the pirate ship or space station for me. Making everyone fly off to their deaths was some of the funniest shit to me

Pirate ship was the best map
>that giant rubber duck that swims up halfway through the match

I think whacked! is my fav console game. I would pay 60 bucks for it, if it was on gog

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I doubt it. But there is also a cutscene in the game where she fucks the werewolf guy behind a curtain or something.

nice

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>press big red button, suddenly everyone In the game gets instakilling homing missles.
This game was just full of 10/10 weapons

>TFW brought Xbox and this game to a friend's house
>4 of us all playing that shit
>Get on the duck
>We just keep getting on the duck even as it begins to sink and all go down with the ship
'Twas a blast.

I beat my dick off so hard to her for weeks when I bought this game.

Based, what happened to multiplayer games/split screen with soul?

HOLY SHIT I thought I was the only one left remembering this game.

Why was there never a sequel? Sinked so many hours into it as a kid

>He doesn't let his goth girlfriend call him daddy as he pumps her butthole full of cum and sucks on her giant pale tits

>Why was there never a sequel?
The studio was shut down a few months later.

>she used to be a quiet librarian type
>decided to throw it to the wind and thot it up
ruined but also hot

I think the devs are the same guys that went on to make the Payday games

Ditched for muh realism

Whacked! is made by Presto Studios, which was shut down in late 2002. Whacked! released in mid 2002. Which means that they sold off the IP to someone else (probably Microsoft) and even if they went on to make a new studio or join another, they can't make a sequel cause they don't have the rights.

This reeks of early '00s and I love it.

The lead dev doesn't even work in vidya anymore, he's the guy behind a bunch of the tech designs in the MCU.
saunderscreative.com/Bio.htm
artstation.com/philsaunders

Huh, neat.

ITT: 18 year old boomers

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Don't forget unwrapping and rigging

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Your name starts with an R and ends in an H. You're a fucking retard.

>Xbox
Fuck so it's one of those games I can't even emulate.

36

Rniggerh?

You're gonna quickly find out the first xbox actually had games

Good, fuck you

m.youtube.com/watch?v=VZzrigBHwas

Post the fucking video alteady

OG Xbox is literally one of the best systems on the planet.
>Soft mod it with a 1 TB hard drive and a few tweaks (guy named Pence who visits here occasionally has a great Youtube tutorial)
>Load that shit with every single fucking Xbox, NES, SNES, and N64 game
>Never need to touch the Internet for the rest of your natural life cause you got all the games in a box

any other games besides Saints Row where i can play as a naked women?

What video faggot

I have all Nintendo games in my Wii U.
I still have my OG Xbox in the closet.
I never really wanted to tamper with but there seems to be a lot of games I want to go back and try out.
I'll look into the softmodding and see how hard or easy it is for me to fuck up the entire system.

truth and perfection

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3qpEBYOWE0U How was Lance so based

> t.lance

there are a number of adult games and illbleed

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>implying Lance isn’t one of the coolest characters to ever exist in all of gaming. He just radiates confidence, has a great body, and always satisfies the ladies. I’m just so perfect

a man of taste you are

The style is cool, the gameplay looks like shit.

there is room for improvement, but the game was on the absolute right track. The idea is perfect, a "whacked! too!!" would been perfection with all the issues ironed out

>looks
Looks can be deceiving. What matters is FEEL.