UHHHH *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP* AHHHH I'M GONNA COOOOM

don't you discordniggers have anything better to do in your pathetic life?

he's just mad gamer didn't stick

You will never be a woman

>i determine what is meme and what is not
reddit and autism

No it's just annoying, it was the same shit with the blue wojack and reddit wojack memes. It's obviously not funny/catching on and just a couple of people spamming it in threads.

The mods have finally started banning it on sight so now this dude's just spamming.

Spamming offtopic shitposting isn't a meme.

>multiple threads deleted
>still trying to push this trash

lmaoing @ ur lyfe

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im all of that besides drinking my own COOOOOOOOOOOM

You'd be wrong. I bust huge cooms in the gf's mouth at least thrice a day, sometimes she complains it's too much

most people don't jerk off 7 days a week

I dont know. I kinda like the part where the guy actually believes he can kill masturbation in the internet

>Comfy
>Oof
>Yikes
>seething
>cope
>kino
>Based
>Cringe
>Have Sex
>soul vs. soulless
>boomer/zoomer/incel/shill/tranny
>resetera/reddit/discord
>AHEM! ding ding ding! Fuck jannies, trannies and niggers
>It's almost as if
>Redpill me on X
>Hello, we are the X games in X franchise
>The absolute state of X
>Imagine X
>Janny are you okay? Are you okay janny?
>CRUNCH CRUNCH Insert pretentious opinion burp
>What does Yea Forums think of X?
>Did you buy her game, X?
>Shitty thing about game What's her name Yea Forums?
>OH NO NO NO
>Xfags seething
>Xfags on suicide watch
>What went wrong?
>What went so right?
>Now that the dust has settled, what does Yea Forums think of X?
>poo poo pee pee doo doo
>X gets on the server
>Here's your X, bro
>He's in
>Roll a 7
>What is the video game version of insert band or album
>Smacks lips
>Cunny thread
>cute and funny
>I love X!
>Let's write a letter to X, one word for each post
>Is he right Yea Forums?
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>What did he mean by this?
>Thoughts?
>Gachashit thread
>Apologize to him Yea Forums
>Explain yourselves
>Well? Who was in the wrong here?
>Defend this
>What's his name again?
>What the fuck was his problem?
>Coworkers start talking about video games
>Refute this
>Prove him wrong
>Perfect X doesn't exi-
>Protip: you can't
>Why does this trigger Yea Forums so much?
>Yea Forums BTFO
>Would you?
>Is he "our" guy?
>He did nothing wrong!
>He/She killed millions
>Will you buy his game?
>Buy his game
>Convince me to NOT buy this game
>Find a flaw
>For me, it's X
>It's up
>Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that it was shit?
>I'm glad we can all agree on this
>How did we go from this...to THIS?
>JUST
>Hold me, Yea Forumsros
>How do we fix this?
>me on the X
>best ass/tits/feet in vidya thread
>20XX...I am...forgotten...
>Video game quote game thread
>X...home
>Why did you stop playing Overwatch?
>What are some games that X
>Cute feet
>Buy my game
>Eastern design vs. western design

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Polly wanna cracker?

>gamer
huh, i didn't know c-brain got filtered
mods = gods

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It's a new take on cvmbrain. It's pretty funny because the representation of the people it makes fun of is accurate. The targets aren't people that jack off, but rather these people
>buy her game!
>cute feet
>atelier threads
>i bought this game because of muh dick

So is that a no?

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I'm more of a cum brian myself.

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>flopped
the people it's targeting are embracing it

based
cringe

>wojak edit #2346364

Snoy and Nintendies are funny memes because they're relatable and caught on. It's very obvious there's only like 5 or 6 people spamming this shit occasionally to seem "funny"

It's not, it's just another forced meme.

Let me give you a hand OP!

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>Samefagging
Cuh-ringe

Maybe some have the self-control to look at pretty shit without getting their pants off?

Is this the latest wojack edit "i want to be a meme" thing?
because it's fucking unfunny.

>5h ago

video game related

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it's the boomer meme fag. he spammed this shit everyday and now you're all saying it and he's gonna do it again

c*umbrain got filtered in a day by nerve struck mods. Coomer is the evolution of that.

So? Most of the things being posted on Yea Forums are obnoxious shitposting.
I really have no idea why this is being filtered so hard. Why not just let it die naturally if its just cringe?

>t. can't get a boner
Get off the site gramps

>ip count went up
cringe

Coomer is at least funnier than c-um brain

Do you have a dick?

no, it was filtered because it was forced by just 5 discordfags who posted it in every other thread regardless of context and couldn't be arsed to even switch ips

*Ahem* Yikes.
Now that the dust has settled, what did he mean by this? Is he /our guy/? What went wrong? What went right? He did nothing wrong. Apologize. Check this 8. OH NO NO NO NO Yea Forums BTFO

God damn. He's going to need a wheelchair after that.

Why are you posting the Tony Hawk bail videos?

I'm 100% convinced sam hyde is behind the "coom" meme.

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People are trying to, it's why it's filtered nigga, if you notice in every titty thread it's posted it gets like one or two (You)s and the thread goes on as normal.

The only reason it's getting perma banned now is because he's literally flooding/spamming it.

Reminder.
>According to the Bisexual Resource Center (BRC), 45 percent of bisexual women have considered or attempted suicide, followed by bisexual men (35 percent), lesbians (30 percent), gay men (25 percent), and much lower rates for straight women and men.
hrc.org/blog/seven-things-you-didnt-know-about-bisexual-health
And thank God for that. Bisexuality is deviancy and unnatural.

>inb4 that's too wide
>Suicidal ideation – Thoughts about killing oneself; these thoughts may include a plan.
>In the United States, the annual prevalence of suicidal ideation in adults is 4 percent.
uptodate.com/contents/suicidal-ideation-and-behavior-in-adults

This is not the only thing that proof bisexuality is not a healthy sexuality, but I like 40%-related memes.

>Men who have sex with men and women (MSMW) have a much higher rate of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) when compared with gay or straight men, ScienceDaily Reports. Publishing their findings in American Journal of Preventive Medicine, researchers at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) conducted a review of studies pertaining to MSMW published between 2008 and 2013.
poz.com/article/bisexual-STIs-25837-6322

>A history of genital herpes or genital warts was reported more frequently by bisexual women (15.0%–17.2%) than by lesbians (2.3%–6.7%) and their heterosexual counterparts (8.7%–10.0%).
academic.oup.com/cid/article/53/suppl_3/S84/312345

Pick a side.

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Me except good hair and i shoot fat loads. I cant help it lads, there's always so much good hentai and whenever i finish satiating myself to the good shit i end up accidently finding more good shit

nah, based Bi for life.

>discord boogyman
You're behind the times, Gramps. We blame resetera now.

Thank god I am a wizard. Fuck having sex

Seething coomers can't handle the bants

>"depression" under 70
not real, you're just a fag

No way he's walking away unscathed from something like this

>drink his own cum
people really do this? how is the taste?

Back to your discord.

retard

give up on women, focus your hate towards trannies and fuck only traps.

Based and cunnypilled.

Reminder
Your suicide rate will be 100% when I fuck your mom and your dad

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>tits too small
Also what's the point of having tinder if you are going to whore for attention anyways

The fuck, you live in a sitcom or something?

there's no such thing as a bisexual or a gay woman

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DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Dilate

Is this the final evolution of nofap? Will it kill all masturbation forever?

Sneed

he probably believes it's a kike plot to get people hooked on mind control drugs

How do you even feel this ecstatic from cuming if you’ve been doing it for years? I still do it but it’s just maintenance at this point to make random boners go away

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I will!

Reminder not nutting for more than 7 days will lower your T, and additionally increase your risk for prostate cancer, niggers pushing cuumbrain meme are retarded

www(dot)health(dot)harvard(dot)edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer
www medicalnewstoday com/articles/325418 php

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NO MUMMY I DON'T WANT TO MAKE CUMMIES AGAIN PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Is this the same resetera raid as last time?

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hit too close to home

if you were around on that one night when everything went down, you'd know i'm 100% serious
it was the least organic wojak meme ever produced, which is quite an achievement when you compete with boomer and npc

When is Trump going to bring Ron Paul to justice?

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vidya wept

Just the same anti-porn prudes as last time

fuck off pedo

NPC was at least funny, this is the most unfunny zoomer shit possible.

lol no they started filtering after a handful of come posting. seems like it touched some nerves for some folks.

>muh resetera boogeyman
you think they actually lurk here dipshit?

Haha, I wonder if this drama actually has some presence there. I’m betting my spine that there is.