>Get to be a cute scottish girl
>Get to camp out as a cute scottish girl and chill with your pokemon
>Get to cook delicious food and make the cute scottish girl eat them
>Get to play dress up as a cute scottish girl
>Get to be a scottish girl going on epic adventures
>Get to be a cute scottish girl and meet various other cute girls like Marnie, Nessa, Sonia, and Bea
>Get to become a pokemon master as a cute scottish girl
Yup. I'm buying it.
she's so cute and funny Yea Forumsros
>Cute
>Scottish
Only the Japanese have the imagination to come up with such a thing
They have no standards
They have no grace
These Pokemon defenders
Are all human disgrace
>Get to become a pokemon master as a cute scottish girl
>can't even catch all the pokemon
Agreed.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN
>get to pretend to be a loli
This is your brain on HRT.
>Cute AND Scottish
No
>Don't get to do all of this with my bros, just the ones Masuda decides get to come along
And dropped
Nobody cares about your shitmon bros. I bet you like some complete trash like dunsparce lmao fucking faggot.
>Braindead Pokeshit fans still trying to shill on Yea Forums
Pretty pathetic, desu.
Nu-Pokemon isn't fun. It's completely devoid of soul, and not in a soul/soulless way. Everything after Gen 5 has been consistently awful. This franchise is a complete and utter joke.
He posts shill threads when he needs to
And stretch his cheeks out for the Game Freak crew
>play game
>pretend youre a girl
LMAO, just 40% yrself
>cute scottish girl
No such thing.
The scottish are subhumans with weird uninteligable accents
>can't get fucked as a cute scottish girl
i'll pass
Anime doesn't reflect real life you autist. Real life Scotts are natural downies. All look hideous.
You're not going to just play the single player, right? You're not one of those autists that play clearly multiplayer focused games by yourself?
B-B-BUT THIS SHITTER POKEMON THAT CAME OUT 20 YEARS AGO WONT BE IN!
0/10 IT WILL BOMB I SWEAR
No one here is saying anime reflects real life so that makes you the autist here.
>hurr muh latest Yea Forums catchphrase buzzword
>everything after gen 5 has been soulless
Oh my god, you're one of those "lead meta best meta" faggots, right? Team preview immensely helped the health of the game, and the defog buff was vital in helping all types of teams.
Yes, Gen V had a bit of a weather focus, but there are multiple tiers you can play. And Gen V UU plays a lot like Gen IV OU just minus all the cancer.
TPBP
FASTER
You don't even know what all has been dropped. For all we know, it could just be mythicals and legendaries.
AAAAAAAAA I’M COOOOOOOOOOOOOMING
this. I can't wait to dress up my cute trainer
FUCKING KEK
Swish will still sell 10 million + copies and Game Freak will learn nothing. Pokemon will never improve as a franchise so long as Game Freak exists.
This desu
Anything less than 15 million would be crap and put SS as the lowest selling first instalments in the franchise.
I can only assume doing something as drastic as cutting Pokémon means they are actually trying with this one.
can the trainer be barefoot?
>buying pokemon games because it makes you horny
>not just saving your money and jacking off to the porn, which would be worth a whole lot more in the end
You gamers have no sense of money management.
>cute scottish girl
Cute =/= sexually enticing by definition. Enjoying something cute doesn't instantly mean you want to put your dick in it too (although for some that might still be true)
I want to be an Ampharos
This but unironically
Fuck waifufags for being the only crutch this game has to stand on. It’s thanks to you pieces of shit that Gamefreak can keep being lazy fucks with a franchise with so much potential. Fuck you.
>Spoon is empty going into the mouth.
Yup, you're gay
She's only eating the most tasty British food.
I want to dress Gloria up like a cheap whore!
No one can stop her!
50,000,000 copies sold incoming!
>Scottish
*galarian
She's a fictional character from a video game, not an actual person from Scotland.
She's not even made by people from Scotland, may as well say she's Chinese, or Norwegian it'd be basically the exact same.