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PC when
Oliver Gutierrez
PC when
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Josiah Clark
Never.
Carter Evans
Ever.
Henry Rodriguez
a year after the console release?
Juan Turner
Rimba DLC when?
Oliver Baker
when they make enough off micro transactions
Jose James
Consoles always ruin good games
Jaxson Parker
Switch emulator
Jordan Barnes
After they finish cranking out DLC
Jaxson Davis
imagine not owning both
Hunter Young
F2P when?
Thomas Campbell
I have the game on ps4 but get bored of load screens, laggy races, rage quitters and bugs so I'm waiting for a comfy 60fps pc port
Parker Kelly
Samuel Jenkins
>but get bored of load screens
>load screens
please, is it really that bad?
>laggy races
thats just psn pc still wont be better
>rage quitters
have you ever played an online game in your life? jesus this board..
Noah Sanders
Considering all the bullshit micro transactions they've added in, i wouldn't count on it. They probably only wanna release those types of games on the hardware that most of the normies own in order to milk their nostalgia by nudging them to buy whatever premium-in-game-currency they have available.
It really sucks because i was genuinely considering buying this game for ps4 or switch to see why people love(d) this game so much, but now i don't even wanna look at it. Fuck activision.
Charles Torres
yeah but, imagine
You wait 60 seconds for a race to start
if someone leaves, you will be kicked and need to find another room and wait another 60 seconds
IS THAT BAD
You can literally spend like 2-4minutes each for each race
Evan Jenkins
ok that explains it
Carson Morris
plus laggy as fuck
You can finish 1st on a race and get the reward of gettin the last one
Nolan Clark
Never ever
Colton Evans
no point cuz online games die fast on PC, I doubt they would put effort making it cross platform
Tyler Ortiz
Rage quitters aren't a problem, the real problem is when rage quitters are hosting and the whole lobby is kicked
Landon Moore
One year after console release as evidenced with N. Sane and Spyro.
Technically Spyro took 10 months but that's only because it was delayed from September to November last year, they still took the original September release into account for its respective ports.
Jaxon Murphy
load screens fucking suck man
in any game, the faster the better
Jacob Roberts
Carson Perez
A very blessed podium. Had another yesterday with some fellow underdogs including a Crash main who kept me on my toes and I friended on PS4. Im always glad to find races like these.
Gabriel Myers
>please, is it really that bad?
>go online
>loading
>waiting for players
>start
>loading
>waiting for players
>loading
>random player leaves the race
>all players become npc
>leave
>loading
>go online
>repeat
Gavin Gomez
BING BING
WAHOO
Sorry Crash, Yea Forums is a nintenbro board. Take your sony ripoff elsewhere, we need another smash thread
Bye!
Chase Cruz
Turn
Owen Bell
@477841986
cope
Jordan Powell
The only reason I haven't bought it yet is
>racing game
>30fps
so I hope in not too long.
Dominic Martin
I dont think Liz likes being Beenox'd within such a short timeframe.
Mason Cooper
b-but motion blur !
Brody Campbell
Tyler White
Post those motherfuckin' webms anons.
Julian Cox
>please, is it really that bad?
I have the switch version and the load times are insane. Makes online unplayable because you spend more time in the lobby and loading screens than you do racing.
Jeremiah Edwards
can anybody tell me what makes this different from mario kart
Kayden Powell
Cute
SFM when
Julian Mitchell
Higher skill ceiling and sexy marsupial women.
Connor Cook
Nicholas Gomez
Bros.. they have one last chance....
Fucking Brio, Nina, Komodo Moe, Rooftop Rampage track, Halloween costumes, how the fuck can the next GP go wrong? HOW? Sure the game is still fucked but but... these are the characters we've been waiting for bros....
I mean if Koala Kong and Rilla Roo get cucked, that'd be disappointing already but still..
Nathaniel Morales
Furries
Ayden Collins
Alexander Martinez
Matthew Barnes
>consoletard C O P E
PC is the superior platform
whenever I'm playing some"exclusive" on my DRM box of choice I feel kiked that I can't be playing it on my comfy PC
Jack Phillips
So these GP's are tedious, do you think they'll release a version with all characters on disc for a ridiculous price?
Julian Sullivan
The insane speed and high skilled controls
Leo Watson
>next year
Jose Cooper
Charles Sullivan
Simple really, just fuck up the track with no off road permitted and then had a critical section who decide the result of the race. Also retard portal and unavoidable items.
Ryder Lee
Landon Parker
Hudson Collins
that's called having a mental illness, you damn furry
Austin Nelson
>those pogo challenges
>those dragon challenges
>those ufo racing challenges
Never again.
Nicholas Reed
It never ends
Alexander Myers
Probably after all of the seasonal updates are over and you're left with the scraps as usual.
Dylan White
>Gold reward is another legendary Crunch skin
>No Angsterator
>No NCroadst
>Nina's voice is fucked up somehow, and she sounds really bland
>Track is shit, again.
>Nina is Turning, Brio is Balanced
>Zero online fixes or additions to modes
Dylan Jenkins
PC always ruin good games.
>console game comes out
>everyone enjoys discusses the game and the gameplay
>PC "gamers" seethe until they get a port of it
>they instantly bitch about it being unoptimized garbage
>can't run at 120fps at 1440p on Max settings on a 1080i GTX or some bullshit
>every thread about the PC version is people posting pics of the starting area and bitching about lighting or how the textures are shit
>no real discussion of the game whatsoever
>entire wankfest of who can run the game the best whilst not even playing it
PC gaming was a mistake.
Tyler Richardson
Oh good, I'm not the only one this happens to.
Alexander Hughes
She's a furry not furry you dumbass
Brandon Brown
Inoperable shit taste
Jace King
CTR? More like NTR amirite?
Dominic Wright
Liking Bandibeauties is patrician taste.
Joseph Robinson
maybe they'd mod it so the environment actually matches the fucking hitboxes
Joseph Kelly
You're right but also you're an idiot. They do beg for ports and then complain when they get them but they do have the right to complain. I mean, if they paid for it that is.
Brayden Gray
Matthew Baker
Parker Cooper
more girls
more porn
Adrian Martinez
THICC
Alexander Russell
More of a funny one than a Beenox special.
Austin Phillips
Oliver Long
Got the kart+decal and the paint job, just need the wheels and sticker. Couldn't find the sour patch kids ones tho. Any idea where to get them?
Anthony Jenkins
I'm tired of listening to the soundtrack of this game, recommend me songs to listen to. I want something along the lines of this youtube.com
Adrian Brooks
stupid piece of shit
Mason Parker
Happens to me too but they end up making the jump
William King
Luis Martinez
This game was bad even with nostalgia goggles.
Austin Hill
What does the N stand for?
Josiah Ramirez
Can all be fixed and made kino
Chase Nelson
Nina lover
Nicholas Smith
Jason Peterson
>bonus weekend
>can't even bring myself to do the wumpa time
I'm feeling burnt out with this game
Jaxson Howard
I'd like this on pc so I could just unlock everything. Fuck wumpa coins, and fuck the pit shop!
Camden Wright
>long loading times
>unstable peer to peer online
>complete lack of understanding item balance
>dumb glitches like ramps having invisible walls
>overkill on the out of bounds placements
Its like they wanted it to have a short lifespan. Imagine if it got more development time, could have been played for YEARS like mario kart but instead its gonna die a dog's death after December.
Ayden Barnes
FUCK
>One of the slowest classes
>Easily one of the hardest to use
Evan Garcia
God, this game is garbage.
John Scott
Nice, I need songs that really get the adrenaline going.
Mason Brown
>do that jump after the starting grid with a speed character
>always hit the statue head and respawn
When will I learn
Luis Brooks
Oddly enough that was the 2nd time that happened yesterday. First time I made the jump narrowly when they tried to item it and hit the fence.
Luis Gray
>Remove 'Random' track vote
>Replace with 'None of the above'
>The game now rolls 3 new tracks to choose
I just fixed the online using Halo Reach.
Joshua Torres
Yeah the fence is vital. Can make or break a race. Especially that one post this post that you'll reply to if you don't want your mother to die in her sleep tonight
Elijah Young
The track vote should be like in mario kart wii
Tyler Johnson
Mirror Mode tracks online: Y/N?
Landon Rivera
They paid for the same game we got on consoles. Expecting improved performance isn’t something you have to be guaranteed just because you spent hundreds of dollars in pursuit of it.
Isaac Foster
This. People just leave and you have to find a whole new lobby if all the tracks are shit.
Jaxson Hill
Can wait PC, so we can hack away all that microtransaction shit.
Tyler Reed
xbone x fags pay for the same game as xbone s fags and they expect improved performance
Nathaniel Fisher
More people should just stick with the damn track instead of wussing out because its not their fave. Get it over and done with.
Robert Carter
You don't want this shitty game anyways. Literally deleted my fucking 101% adventure save for no reason. If this type of bug was still happening in a game people cared about people would be livid. Beenox are some of the most incompetent devs this gen, I have no idea how they even manage to dress themselves in the morning. Actual fucking retards.
Ayden Barnes
That's what Activision wants. Now you're more likely to spend real money to skip the grind according to their marketing team
Jordan Russell
True
Eli Martinez
I agree, I stick around for Inferno Island and Coco Park in the hopes that people stick around for Thunder Stuck and Oxide Station. I'll even vote for tracks I know they can do if i'm running lobbies.
Liam Turner
In Sewer Speedway, why do people take the right path on the first fork in the road but then jump into the corresponding pipe instead of jumping off-track onto the lower path? The latter is faster.
Jack Mitchell
Yes, randomized. You vote for a track and then it might be normal or mirrored
Zachary Moore
Whoa.
Easton Davis
I think that only works with people who actually play the game lol
David Bennett
Most PC ports are dogshit. This is mostly due to devs not caring about the platfrom because they are too busy milking retarded Consolefags like the happy little sheep they are.
Thomas Flores
It's not faster because you get a slower entry to the next section
Daniel Robinson
>custom tracks
>custom skins
>custom models
>custom music
>custom controls
>better online
>60 fps
Henry Walker
its activition and the spyro and crash games sold well on steam. i would give it a year because they are retarded.
Ayden Bell
Microtransactions are retarded in this game anyway. I can't imagine the people who pay for it play all that well if they need to buy wumpa. How the fuck am I going to look at your super sweet ride if i'm miles ahead of you?
Jaxon Rivera
>better online
With the amount of jank this game has, I can only guess how many exploits people will find. It will be a total mess akin to GTA Online
Logan Morris
clearly they will fix all the exploits in the final release
David Ortiz
What quotes would you even give Rilla Roo?
Xavier Perry
Anything said by Michelle Obama.
Adrian Perry
When pc gamers stop pirating all their games
Daniel Jackson
I'm expecting people warping to the finish line, weapons spawning out of nowhere, flying chickens and whatever else people come up with
Leo Martinez
Orbs are still shit. Funny when there was 5 in one race but the novelty wears off pretty quick.
Lincoln Ross
The exact same sound files from Crash Bash. And then random voice lines with a totally normal human voice
Aaron Rogers
William Myers
Rilla roo is exactly something beenox would actually do considering they reference mind over mutant of all fucking things. If he makes it in before Yaya, I fear yayafag will commit suicide.
Asher Howard
Rilla's in the data, fucking Willie Wumpa is in the data but Yaya is not.
If Rilla doesnt come in next month he is most assuredly being saved for rerun bait
Mason Cooper
Zachary Johnson
Monkey screeching and Gilbert Gottfried. That's where I'd start.
Evan Baker
How goes the races?
Ryan Miller
I'm in a lobby full of black Spyros, it's green Ami all over again
Jaxon Roberts
>it's green Ami all over again
Logan Brooks
Yeah... i'm tired of seeing him too.
Kevin Turner
Why would you want to see a disgusting 3D pig?
The left is superior and you shouldn't want to see anything else BUT the left
Jason Phillips
Jordan Scott
Havent been on since 4am last night. Gonna start up soon.
Brandon Flores
it's actually good
Robert James
Good luck Lizbro Just got fourth on DSD D':
Charles Howard
Naigger
Thomas Lopez
fuck, tried to make a joke but my degenerate instincts kicked in
Ian Wright
In sorry to hear that. Hope you pull through some good wins though.
Joseph Taylor
>Breast physics don't exist as long as we think about the children!
Then why aren't those retards censoring breast physics in real life?
Nathaniel Rivera
Dont give those retards incentive to try and censor reality...
Elijah Anderson
I'm getting some good races in, my competition was Roo, Small Norm and Coco so it wasn't all that bad.
Jackson Ward
Take a good picture if you're in a full black Spyro lobby. I need something better.
Carter Morgan
What the fuck is the point of holding blue shields now? Clocks and orbs never come and you're really just cucking yourself out of better power-ups (1st should be blocking shortcuts, any other place should be catching up).
Ian King
Godspeed Komodobro
Ayden Ross
anecdotal and only a few people of the total percentage of people who bought it do that and they're mostly third worlders and poorfags
Easton Hall
>missile and bomb spam the worst it's ever been
>ddduuurrr why me use shield
Josiah Allen
>The Doc peers over to check his patients and ensure theyre healthy from the daily dose
Brody Evans
I just got clocked on Clockwork Wumpa. Didn't stop me from 1st but it still happens. You are right though, good way to trick people into thinking they need the shield instead of laying traps.
Blake Adams
i really hope beenox fix the issues with the game. it got to the point it is seriously ruining my will to play the game. i dont even have the silver tier on this grand prix completed
Levi Sanders
Well they did get their daily dose. Except for a Big Norm, he didn't needed it.
Joseph Watson
If you have spare wumpa you could fill the nitro bar at the end. Not sure how much it takes though.
Henry Russell
depends on the amount of nitro left
Jeremiah Rogers
Do you know how much it takes to make it full from zero?
Jose Clark
Thanks Doc.
Lol that sounds pretty good. I had some of the best races the past 3 weeks with a balanced crash player last night. And it was well past my bonus too. They were exhilarating.
Jose Walker
no idea.ive always completed the nitro bar until this grand prix.
Nathan Jones
What? You can use coins to fill the nitro bar now?
Christian Perez
14,000 from zero
Chase Torres
I feel burned out, I'm at the top 9% and the longer I wait, the further it gets
this is so annoying
Gabriel Perez
Best races I had were the downtime between GP's it feels more cozy.
Ryan Martin
That's chump change holy shit
Ian Flores
System?
Benjamin White
I just don't get it bros, Beenox had to build all the CTR and Nitro Kart tracks from scratch and even redesign some of them in order to make them fit in the game. They must have tested and played on all the tracks hundreds of times, they should know what makes a good course. Why have all the GP tracks been so fucking boring in terms of design and layout?
Adrian Campbell
Because they're based off CTTR tracks
Asher Reed
Ryder Reed
>They must have tested and played on all the tracks hundreds of times
Considering how many bugs they have, i doubt it.
Mason Diaz
Even in the old tracks, they seems adamant regarding off road.
Gavin Bailey
Probably because they're lazy cunts that don't give a shit. Look at the fucking state of the game. All the skeleton crew cares about is a paycheck. They don't give a single fuck about what the playerbase thinks. This is just another job for them.
Austin Lewis
the based 240p machine
Henry Howard
>No other rest of Spyro's friends are in.
Was this event a mistake?
David Jackson
i doubt they played each track hundreds of times. especially against eachother since items still suck ass.
Hudson Fisher
Spyro and friend grand prix
Luke Jones
Because old soul new soulless
Anthony Sullivan
I feel really bad lapping people. They're just trying to have some fun with that kart racer they used to play, and then some guy comes flying past the finish line before they've finished their second lap
Adam Edwards
yes, Spyro and Sparx
Bentley Sullivan
>lap some guy
>ok whatevs hes not gonna...
>missiles, bombs or triple missiles me
They do this even knowing they wont win. It doesnt even stop me from winning.
Angel Russell
Quotes from the Torah
Zachary Green
It's fair game. You end up in front of them and they have items. The only bad ones are those who wait for you.
Bentley Jackson
I just wanted Bianca and egg thief
Nathan Moore
>Micro-transaction laden shit
Keep it to yourself.
Gavin Lewis
Fuck those people
If they didn't want to be lapped, they wouldn't be driving so slow
Brody Foster
>first race of the day
>hit a nigger spyro point blank with a 10 wumpa missile right fucking in front of him dead center
>NO REACTION WHATSOEVER, JUST SHRUGS IT OFF LIKE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
I want to fucking die. Kill me. Fuck this game. Fuck beenox. Fuck Activision. Fuck you.
Ryan Torres
>1st already crossed, DNF soon
>in 5th place
>just want to finish
>6th is spamming bombs and missiles and beakers and playing autistically even though the race is practically over and realistically he isn't going to pass anyone else other than me with the time remaining
These are the worst people.
Gavin Parker
>be in second
>throw bombs backwards
>place beakers in bottle neck areas
What about these people
Josiah Torres
Why would you let third fuck you over with missiles ?
Logan Johnson
If you think any of the GP tracks are more fun than Hot Air Skyway, Thunder Struck, or N Gin Labs, you're out of your mind
Nolan Cox
Missiles don't work anyway
Connor Brooks
It is fair game but it doesnt stop anything in the grand scheme of things. And its always well before a finish line when i have seconds to spare from 2nd.
Jonathan Nelson
They work when I don't use them. They even seems to pass through my bombs and it me in the same second.
Still stops you more than an orb, that's some consolation.
Dominic Garcia
Listen, I know you're probably not having fun. But you see those people behind me? They want my ass. It's unfortunate that you got lapped but I have competition of my own. So please, could you not?
Joseph Adams
He is not really efficient though. Probably more mad than lucid. What did you do to him ?
Jackson Ross
>hit by bom in tiger tample
>then hit by a rocket
>then hit by the fire
>then hit by another rocket
went from second to 8th. just add invincibility after a recover, fucking hell.
Cameron Adams
same shit happens to me on the exact same track. I think Liz just does things to people by proxy.
Kevin Ramirez
Nothing, just finished the race. wish I had an item to do something though
I had a similar experience this session. Probably gonna upload it laer.
Dominic Peterson
I'm pretty sure you do get invincibility after a recover in battle mode
Nathan Hall
>implying they'll do anything
Man, if they don't fix some of the bigger issues after this GP then a lot of people are going to drop the game.
Joshua Taylor
No mercy shall be given to those in front or behind
Isaac Johnson
i am seriously almost dropping it.
the last itme i had any actual fun was playing with the other virgins.
Lincoln Fisher
>Expecting improved performance isn’t something you have to be guaranteed just because you spent hundreds of dollars in pursuit of it.
So you would be fine if CTR Nitro Fueled came out at the same price with the same graphics as the PS1 game then?
Tyler Williams
Yes, I want Elizabeth's ass
Ian Watson
I've never wanted to become a Bandicoot tamer so badly until recently
Elijah Myers
The world's against us
I'll be sure to start bombing last place then
Good man
Ethan Ward
Thats /ourgirl/
Parker Evans
BUFF BALANCED
BUFF TURNING
Liam Jones
Not wanting to tame a crazy Roo. I guess some people are not up to the challenge.
Jaxson Jones
I thought just the shortcut fucked you over on spyro circuit. Me and a spyro literally just grazed the stone to the left of the track and it acted like we were out of bounds. The fuck.
Charles Davis
The grass and rock are a death zone user. Well if a millimeter of one of your back wheel it the rock, you may be safe or not
Dominic Russell
I own pretty much everything, but I'm sick of buying shit 3 times (looking at you gta). I just wait until stuff comes out on PC. It's usually cheaper/better, unless it's a shitty port, then whatever. I have MORE than enough games to keep me occupied, and I don't give a shit about socially playing the newest Trend® from twitch or whatever the fuck you kids watch these days.
Christopher Perry
This episode of Crash Team Racing has been brought to you by Isabella Cakes. With nutrition packed in every taste shes part of a balanced breakfast.
Anthony Wilson
When is this GP going to be over, I just want to play as Nina and Brio already
Luke Campbell
Post the nutrition label
Nathaniel Green
Nicholas Hall
Do you wanna argue about labels or are you gonna eat your Isabella Cakes?
Matthew Morris
Jace Ward
I'm actually surprised at how nice and subtle the promotional wheels effect looks. Not overly gaudy like most of the GP and electron wheels.
Jonathan Torres
Every time
Xavier Clark
Bump for Brio
Isaiah Mitchell
I know this pain.
Samuel Russell
It's always fucking red too
Cooper Rodriguez
Easton Hernandez
The infuriating thing is that the game does allow some tight play sometimes.
Ryan Bennett
This was their biggest mistake.
Isaac Bailey
I love moments like that. Reminds me of the time I squeezed through the Papu Pyramid shortcut littered with beakers and nitro. Good times
Carter Ortiz
>ctr
i see you have shit taste
Christian Nelson
t. soidr0ne
Justin Reyes
t. person with shit taste
Anthony Jackson
You're forgetting a few things
>Piratefags and Antipiratefags going at it
>Modded into soulless garbage or fetish shit
>"How dare you play this game on console"
>If it's online it's infested with hackers
>Infinite amounts of mental gymnastics
Dylan Thompson
That would be you my fellow tenbro
Brandon Thompson
>Infinite amounts of mental gymnastics
That's cope and that's what consoletards beta testers have to do once they see how better the PC version is and you know it.
t. own all consoles except xbone and regret buying them all
Zachary Thomas
I really like Liz guys
Ethan Taylor
that's pretty ironic when you're playing sonys own bing bing wahoo game. back when ctr was a thing and you were awed by the bing bings i played real mens proper racing games such as colin mcrae rally.
Anthony Scott
Actually I played colin mcrae rally too.
Brayden Barnes
CUTE!
Xavier Taylor
then you shut it off since it was too hard for you and you went back for the bing bings
Jonathan Ortiz
Based and by all accounts Lizpilled.
Brody Davis
No I definitely completed 1 and 2 on ps1 multiple times along with other racing games such as V-rally or GT 1 and 2.
Jeremiah Gray
fuck you, CTR is currently the only good racing game anything else is slow shit for children or realistic shit for zoomers
Adrian Ramirez
They added microtransactions, it's shit now
Daniel Wright
remember to use your parents credit card to purchase wumpa coins
ya we said we wouldn't include micro transactions but come one, look at how hot the characters are
Nathan Baker
David Sanchez
ctr is fast shit with pseudo difficulty for zoomers to make them feel good about themselves
Adrian Scott
Is there a way to turn names off while you race?
Zachary Hill
if it's true and you played them when they came out why did you downgrade to go and play worse games?
Jaxon Miller
The fuck did I just watch?
Luke Nguyen
Because CTR was unironically the most challenged racing game for me. Figuring out techs and beating every single oxide ghosts without having the internet was absurdly difficult.
Isaiah Hernandez
Ill earn coins in game and play as the sexy marsupial everyday.
Josiah Moore
this
Lucas Cruz
Owen Flores
>No wheels
You crazy bitch.
Ryder Cruz
The wheels are now locked behind a paywall
John Williams
>no point cuz online games die fast on PC
what is this bad meme
Hunter Morris
Anyone experience that bug where a TNT Crate is super giant floating over your head? You can't use items when it's over you.
Elijah Hernandez
I did during the first gp
Wanted ti keep it over my head the whole race but got bombed and crushed by the barrel on N. Gin Labs
Adam Peterson
I only capped the races where I had actual competition. I missed the one at N. Gin Labs where I got third. The people I was competing with only lost flame if you hit them, was pretty fun.
Nathan Thompson
I managed to get in second in the tubes on the final lap then got whacked.
Ryder Murphy
webm from earlier
Kevin Gutierrez
Apologize.
William Ramirez
This race was fucking crazy, I have the whole race but not sure if I want to post it.
Ryan Jones
That pretty much does it
Brayden Garcia
You may be the only one ITT who's playing. I'm waiting for my controller to charge.
Aaron Butler
Lucas Powell
I actually stopped playing because this part takes forever to do. I'll start playing again in a few minutes.
Ryan Young
I had that happen on assembly lane. Wish i got a vid of it but getting smashed om the conveyor fixed it
Blake Parker
I know that feel, I have around 45k coins, got all the nitro rewards and haven't played the online or bothered with daily/weekly challenges in like 10 days. I've also unlocked everything this GP from the pit stop except for one decal which I missed.
All I've been doing when booting it up is messing around in single player/arcade mode.
Christopher Cruz
kek
Ethan Brown
I refuse to play certain games until they are perfect. It's common nature for PCfags.
Jackson Perez
So never?
Joshua Foster
John Foster
I think Tawna and Isabella wanna commit a hate crime against Liz
Sebastian Gray
He looks so soft...
Liam Morales
so this shit is only played on ps4? I never seen a xbox gameplay kek
Josiah Lopez
why don't his teeth align with his mouth
also it's on switch and boner
Lincoln Adams
They need to stop being so insecure
Jace Ross
xbone here, 41,587 for the champion leaderboard. I ask for other console numbers but nobody posts them.
Jeremiah Sanders
Ps4, 192,645 on the champ board but slowly getting numbers
John Thompson
Your champion leaderboard is higher than our nitro leaderboard. 124,278 for nitro
Zachary King
Idk what they are now but last GP was like 540,000 and Trophy Girls was 1,250,000. From memory.
Its a woman thing yknow.
Chase Long
Yeah I think back in time was over 300k on the bone. Pretty sure we reached a million on the first GP but can't remember. Our numbers dropped pretty damn hard.
Jonathan Garcia
They're all driving the same thing, must be embarrassing for them.
Gabriel Moore
Not surprising. Fellow Xboner here, I only have it because all my buddies play on Xbone and not PS4. But niche games like this never last long on this console when the majority of the user base is sportsfags and Fortnite
Ryder Ross
I added people from this game and MHW. They play Destiny, CoD, and Fortnite. This is why we can't have nice things.
Wyatt Evans
I'm sorry for sending you dick pics, Coco
Jonathan Price
I'm sorry you're inferior to the other bandicuties.
Levi Young
Yeah i plat on PS4 and those were the numbers there off the top of my head.
Juan Jenkins
I posted Liz for a week or two and someone recognized me on this board. That's how many times you run into the same people.
Brody Phillips
Not like that's gonna stop me from Lizposting
Jose Williams
I guess thats the funny thing of being tight knit around here. Other anons will catch each other from time to time. Small world and all that.
someone will just say we were one person despite being on diff platforms lol
Jack Nguyen
lol
Joshua Parker
lol probably. I try not to step on the toes of you or the other Lizanons because you were the pioneers and all. I try to make it as distinct from you guys but I guess that's how they caught me.
Andrew Garcia
Bro more people who enjoy Marsupial Racers and like Liz are always welcome
Anthony Edwards
Amen
Thought I made the greatest comeback ever but it turns out the host quit and I was racing bots
Carson Smith
Unless they use zem or the penguin
Grayson Martinez
Adrian Rivera
Host migration when
I hardly see Zems or Pentas. Everyones using Black Spyro 24/7 or Superflame Spyro. I do wonder if hed see such usage if he was balanced.
Cooper Jackson
Fuck just got dnf'd I can't believe that just happened
Dylan Ramirez
Hi Coco!
Jeremiah Diaz
i want coco to drink my blood
Jaxson Murphy
Connor Peterson
Yes, but only after the Grand Prix has ended.
Landon Sanchez
Jason Wilson
item-fucked?
Hunter Campbell
Yes to the point where I could have finished if there wasn't Nitro blocking the shortcut. But not enough to say it wasn't my fault, I screwed up way too many times to blame items.
Benjamin Morales
15 days remaining and like 3-4 days after until the next shit
Jonathan Wilson
Yeah, I was practicing online with both Turn and Balanced and I kept handing over 1st whenever I nudged a corner. It just frustrating because you KNOW you won't be able to catch up after that until you find another turbo pad (or you're lucky enough to have them fuck up as well)
Jaxson Harris
I agree about the turbo pad part my but my fuck ups were really really bad. lost USF every time and hit the fence twice. Out of Time btw.
James Evans
I've just won my last 4 races from host disconnecting as soon as I get ahead. Today has been quite the ragequit special!
>
Lucas Davis
>boot the game up after a week break
>start race with perfect boost
>immediately hit by a bomb
>second place then speeds ahead of everyone securing lead that no will ever catch
>send the rest of the game hitting hit by lag bombs and missiles
I remember why I stopped playing this dogshit game. I legitimately find it hilarious that people think this game requires more skill than the usual kart racing garbage.
Jason Ross
I'm not crazy thinking that fence is harder to jump with blue flame right? Going off the ramp turbo seems easier to pull off
Michael Jackson
I just got hate mail because I beat someone on EA. They won the first time and it was laggy as fuck both races.
I had the shittiest positioning so me hitting the wall was a guarantee.
Benjamin Watson
Elijah Roberts
Why does no one want to race on Tiny Arena tonight?
The hosts keeps leaving as soon as it's chosen
James Moore
Blessed Coco poster
Julian Moore
How would this game turn out if the development team weren't a bunch of braindead lobotomized chimps who can't into common sense?
Juan Mitchell
Jonathan Foster
This game seriously needs host migration. Badly. It cucks people so much especially when they just wanna race.
Liam Roberts
Imagine if it got the same type of polish and care MK8D did. Imagine. I think CTRNF is objectively a better game gameplay wise but beenox are such incompetent retards they make everything about the game objectively worse with every change.
Joshua Robinson
Aaron Butler
Nigga I use Coco
Austin Myers
I love Megumi!
Aaron Fisher
Not at all actually. Rilla Roo being in the game would make me feel Yaya has a bigger chance, because it means Beenox acknowledges obscure characters solely based on fan demand.
Cooper Wood
Wasn't there a data mine suggesting rilla roo was going to be in?
Oliver Nguyen
Coco players are honestly pretty okay
Hudson Perez
I think there was yeah. Along with King Chicken, Pasadena, Koala Kong, Willie Wumpa and Real Velo if I remember right. It's been a while since I saw the image though
Wyatt Johnson
How's the racing tonight? Or am I still the only one playing?
Cooper Campbell
quality beenox coding at work
Brandon Collins
>nothing new in the pit stop despite me missing several GP items
REEEEEEEE
I don't want to spend my coins on shit I can get any time. I want fuckin GP garbage
Jace Cruz
Pretty shitty getting a race but I've had some quality races so far
Austin Ramirez
il be home shortly, gonna jump in as soon as i arrive
megumi, here i come girl!
Noah Hernandez
Think they'll fuck with the items next GP?
Angel Brooks
What are you lads LISTENAN to while you play?
Ryder Campbell
Well get the long awaited Victorias Secret lingerie skins for the Trophy Babes.
Camden King
HAHA IT'S THE WEEKEND
TIME FOR NEVER ENDING LOBBIES OF SUB HUMAN FILTH CHOOSING SPYRO CIRCUIT OVER ELECTRON AVENUE
Aiden Sullivan
soundtrack on classic mode and nothing else
Samuel Morgan
I'm curious, what sound does Liz make when she wins?
Owen James
Cumbrian
Levi Bennett
I hope so
I need my orbs and clocks back
Tyler Reed
would you fuck her?
Asher Ortiz
That's good, I hope for the best user.
Good luck bro, try not to drift boost on the way home.
Jeremiah Roberts
>Ripper Roo bouncing on your cock while cackling madly
YES YES YES YES YES
Jackson Moore
>drift boost on the way home.
could you imagine if you could actually do that?
Oliver Morris
Brody Lewis
I want Tropy to fuck me so bad
Mason Cooper
>the areola's are visible.
Hudson Murphy
Is Tiny Arena the single most honest track in the game?
Luis Morales
Ssssshhh
Jaxon Hughes
Would be pretty fucking cool to be honest
Mason Anderson
Alexander Garcia
check your save data
Ryan Rivera
>do perfect boost at the start of the race
>get item raped immediately guaranteeing I will never be first
>don't perfect boost
>deal with bombs and TNT crates fucking my up lines
I fucking hate this game
Grayson Sullivan
Now what have you learned?
Nolan Martinez
A-user I hear loud ticking...
Oliver Walker
That this game is a pile of RNG shit that people love to pretend takes skill. Maybe at your shit MMR level come backs are possible but when you're racing against people who are actually good one item fuck up is all you need to guarantee you will NEVER be first.
Camden Gonzalez
Jose Price
it all depends on what mode you're playing bruh
Brody Rodriguez
>Play Thunder Struck
>Get four shields in a row
>Lose all of them
>Hit a red beaker with no shield
>Nothing happens to me
Is this compensation for me hitting those invisible beakers Beenox?
Mason Turner
Gonna need a sauce doc
Cameron Powell
I'm sorry that I'll be abandoning you for Nina if she turns out to be accel.
Michael Hill
you're right, best thing to do I've learned is to break the line of sight as soon as possible and always assume the racer behind or infront has something they're about to use to fuck up your run This is Tawna Pink
Ethan Gray
>coasting in 2nd on last lap of Twilight Tour
>fuck up ONCE
>ONCE
>finish in 4th
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cooper Gomez
>play thunderstruck
>beat it in 18 seconds
being a switch player is great
Nolan Flores
Jaxson Sullivan
Fuck....
Ryan Williams
It sounds like you just aren't going fast enough
I recommend time trial mode to learn the tracks. race a couple ghosts
You'll get better in no time
Joshua Long
They didn't patch that on switch?
Oliver Diaz
*takes Nina's spotlight in October*
Heh, nothin' personal.
Logan Perry
Not yet. But nobody seems to want to use wumpa time on it anymore. Switch usually gets updates a week later.
Christian Evans
I hate Spyro so fucking much. I hate his shit fucking voice and personality
I. HATE. THAT. DRAGON.
Liam Nelson
>Takes everyones spotlight in October
Heh, nothin' personal.
Jason Thompson
t. ripto
seething cuz you weren't included
Austin Barnes
How long you think people will play him?
Jaxon Anderson
Until the GP is over. Then everyone will play the next GP darling (Speed/Accel)
Jaxson Howard
Hey, Ripto.
Christopher Miller
I'll take the original any day of the week.
Brayden Gonzalez
June 2020
Nolan Adams
>I'm host
>Oxide Station gets picked
>People leave
>More people join
>They leave
kek
Carter Torres
>be host
>never quit cuz not a bitch
>still somehow get sent back to online menu after a race finishes
what ok
Jack Howard
How the hell do you know if you're host? I'm on Switch here
Jason Adams
It's whoever is in 1st at the starting line
Owen Carter
Youre first in the starting line
Jacob Cruz
Impossible, a GP cant have 2 accel cuties
Logan Collins
You're first place on the starting line.
Sebastian Bailey
Just like the Crash Bandicoot N Sane Trilogy? Or the Spyro Reignited Trilogy?
Brody Richardson
I want the October GP now
Josiah Miller
>same graphics as the PS1 game
Not the guy you replied to but that would honestly be an improvement in my opinion.
Kevin Reyes
TRY MAKING A PETITION ABOUT IT PC-KEK
Anthony Nelson
William Martinez
I too can't wait for disappointment
Camden Howard
They'll find some way to fuck it up
Friendly reminder that in the Spyro Reignited trilogy, if you play above 30 FPS you literally can't beat one of the levels because somehow being above 30FPS makes a moving wall remain permanently closed
You can get around it by quickly opening up the settings, putting on a 30FPS lock and playing through the wall then - but it just goes to show that they obviously did not do a single fucking playthrough on PC before releasing it
Joshua Cruz
Please don't get my hopes up that there will be nitro girl Halloween costumes thanks
Elijah Collins
When it goes F2P and doubles down on micro transactions in a “wave 2” “2.0” content dump
Aaron Hall
heeheehee [spoiiler]
Daniel Cruz
stoop
Elijah Fisher
Nice
Dominic Adams
hee
hee
hee
Jonathan Hughes
>a GP cant have 2 accel cuties
user...
Angel Hill
If you're on the front left of the starting grid
Hudson Foster
to be fair, only one GP had more than four characters, and it will probably be the only one
Jack Rogers
When they milked the whales on the console side dry over wumpa coin packs.
John Harris
I know you're lurking these threads, ashes!
Draw more nina and watermelon tawna!
Noah Kelly
Justin Reyes
I'll post how I did Still bummed about getting DNF'd
Luke Powell
Where are you BalancedFags at?
Hudson Moore
Spreadyourasscheeksformethank
Jack Gutierrez
Is Megumi secretly Hunter in drag?
Hunter Russell
Megumi? What Megumi? I think you're imagining things.
Hudson Nguyen
>”Get me pregnant user.”
Kayden Cox
sorry, too busy sticking my dick in R63 of Image Related.
Carson Hughes
is the dude/dudette who sketched this in yesterdays lurking here?
I'm very curious how you're doing
Cameron Perry
Put on some weight for a healthy baby
Ethan Rodriguez
Just play the sonic one on Steam, it's better than CTR in every conceivable way
Justin Rivera
tell me again, how many cute girls does your game have?
how much DLC is there planned?
how many crossovers are there?
Xavier Roberts
>R63
Put some hair on your chest and fuck the real deal.
Luke Bailey
Lying is a sin.
Connor Moore
Come on man, there's no need to lie to the people
Owen Rogers
>Just play the sonic one on Steam, it's better than CTR in every conceivable way
I seriously hope you don't actually believe this
Zachary Roberts
Aaron Ross
>all characters obtained
>all karts obtained
>all wheels obtained
>all paint obtained
>nitro bar filled
>just a few more decals
>just a few more gay ass overpriced sticker packs
>only Baby Crash and Isabella need their final win skins
I'm so close bros...
Almost #cleared
Caleb Rogers
Uhhhh
Owen Davis
Well their save is fucked
Gavin Scott
Oh, ok good bye,
Gabriel White
David Jenkins
Spyro and Coco should get a room next time they get horny on the race track.
Henry Clark
we already have best girl in costume!
Colton Richardson
Got 2nd on EA got first on EA got 2nd or 3rd on Crash Cove and got 2nd on Oxide Station. I didn't bother screencapping some because they weren't particularly interesting. Those are all the ones I missed out on. In no particular order because there's a gap that I can't remember the order.
Gavin Morris
John Moore
Nolan Perez
>Coco was only 10 milisecs behind you
Thats crazy. And nice job on TT.
Parker Thompson
Ethan Taylor
When are we getting the bomber plane
Josiah Martinez
I want to make that shortstack my personal cocksleeve
Asher Butler
Thanks I have quite a few races like that.
Brandon Ramirez
Im willing to wait for 60fps, hacked out MTX & free online
Carter Price
A Digital Tropy pulled through! And another Digital Tropy rage quit so it's a wash I guess?
Isaac Harris
William Kelly
Easton Butler
That's all I got
Noah Stewart
support.activision.com
Reminder that its your patriotic duty to tell these shitheel devs that we NEED host migration asap.
Kayden Bell
>ps1 emulator
>original and best CTR
>bam, pc
Fuck your remastered garbage.
Sebastian Hall
and also Yaya Panda
Jose Rogers
Okay.
Parker Rodriguez
Get in line
Lincoln Miller
You're first in the starting line
Cameron Walker
>only 7 Sticker Packs left to buy in the entire shop
I'm gonna make it bros
I'm almost free
Jayden Rivera
Keep going user you got this
Ayden Bell
You're too late I've already done it
Get in the slow lane buddy!
Easton Miller
James Bailey
cya suckers
Lucas Martin
>only Baby Crash left to win skins for
>just the ugly as fuck plush one left
>1 lap cheat doesnt work anymore
>Win 12 races as Baby Crash
Completionist autism is hell
Justin Adams
Good god Beenox fix this shit
Angel Davis
There's wizardry afoot.
Jason Anderson
Noah Edwards
>time trial clock randomly comes on during an online race
what
Cameron Foster
Airplane when?
Adam Davis
I think they'd do motorcycles before airplanes. How would they even do airplanes, like Crash 3?
Mason Walker
____ with Ami
Hudson Davis
>ps4 online
i have the console, i'm not buying the game until its on pc
Christopher Jones
Eat her sweaty ass and huff her protein farts
Jayden Morris
Based Tomoko poster!
Luis Young
Damn rite
Jaxson Myers
This.
William Peterson
Polygamy with Liz and Ami.
Hunter Campbell
Don't forget Japanese and Mascot skins.
John Ward
Workout
Luis Ramirez
please excuse me for showing this guy only subbed to him because of his CTR updates
now, i dont know if this was posted before video is a week old but they datamined the switch version and found planes
Nolan Martinez
forgot the link, fuck me
youtube.com
Jason Carter
interesting
Sebastian Morris
Male enhancement pills to satisfy two sexual mutants at once every night
Connor Campbell
DDR/Pump It Up
Evan Evans
This.
Nicholas Wood
Are there any decent kart racers on PC to tide me over till CTR gets ported.
Pic not related. That game sucks ass.
Joshua Thomas
Can someone actually explain to me why Beenox in their infinite wisdom thought giving out Shields to first place like the things are going out of style was a thing? Why? You're already basically fucking untouchable in first, why the fuck do you need this overpowered shit.
Sebastian Cook
It's a trick so they feel protected. If they're shielded they can't drop items to fuck over people behind them.
Juan Reyes
>1st gets Blue Shield
>it lasts forever
>lets 1st adsorb a Clock or a Warp Orb
>if 2nd gets to close or tries to pass 1st can just fuck him up for free
Yeah but Clocks were unfair.
Justin Murphy
FULL SIZE IMAGE YOU CUNT
I KNOW THIS IS A CROP
Leo Perez
Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart is pretty fun and has an active modding community.
If you can deal with ping-based input lag online.
Here's some of the Devs playing:
youtube.com
John Reed
>people claim this game is skill based
>once you're good enough at the maps top 3 is decided entirely by items
Brandon Lopez
>Be first to item crate
>Grab defensive weapon
>Pull away
Skill.
Liam Collins
I swear theres no full size. I just saw it in a Yea Forums thread during the first week of Nitro Squad and saved it but forgot it.
Oliver Phillips
>be first to item crate
>someone get hit by item even when you're item hasn't even finished rolling
>lose
Skill
Henry Baker
Luck is a skill too.
Owen Nguyen
I mean; there is literally no excuse not to be at the item crates before everyone else
Austin Gutierrez
>”Eggs, pizza and chocolate. Thats what youre having for dinner. Just gimme a minute to cook it up for ya.”
Jayden Martinez
Based
Give it to me, Thank you, Ami
Bentley Martinez
Rilla Roo when?
MUH DICK
Christopher Sanders
Why do some people still play this game, if the only thing they do is leaving 90% of the time ? Their wuma time must take them hours, if they even bother with it.
Eli Russell
>Sonicucks still seething their game was soulless shit and isn't getting any more support
Parker Ward
it's really too bad I'm not skilled enough to win the lottery
Brandon Long
OK. I'm a bit rusty.
Daniel Parker
Not bad ! How about some Roo ? How about some lewd Roo ?
Noah Gutierrez
now make them kiss
Dominic Brooks
I WANT AN ISABELLA MOMMY GF I CAN MAKE FAT WITH MY HOME COOKING AND WORSHIP HER BLOATING BODY
ALSO how goes the GP? I want this shit to end and want to be disappointed by the next GP
Camden Allen
Probably in 6 months ish
William Collins
I wanna new seacret movies
Ian Long
>Crash Bash online multiplayer
Colton Kelly
Most minigame are bad though. And enjoy people teaming up on your ass because you lead. The tank one would be unplayable.
Ryder Jackson
I just wanna Crate Crush with bigger MAP, and 8 players multiplayer
Ian Morris
The game plays like shit. Just emulate/buy a Switch