What games do you play with your GF?

Why does everything have to be a Wojak edit or derivative? This is the most reddit shit I've ever seen.

but that's oxymoron user since women are incapable of friendship

guardian force

western culture is dying. even the fucking memes are reboots and remakes

ground forces

>I posted it again
what an original well thought comment user-san I wouldn't have expected anything better from you

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I thought it was pretty funny

she likes to watch me play switch games like mario odyssey or botw

but is less interested in more sophisticated games like subnautica or alpha centauri

Terraria, Stardew Valley, Orcs Must Die 2, Risk of Rain 2, that sort of thing. Generally cooperative experiences that still allow us our own agency. We also trade off playing long, single player RPGs

Sex. We play sex.

Oh, and PSO2.

GTAV she has fun driving around. Since I have hundred of millions of hacked money, I just let her buy whatever car she wants in Online.

Racing games and Hogs of War

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Stardew Valley

Geriatric food

steamcommunity.com/id/tomoko/
What's it like to have a gf/bf?

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"Teto".

steamcommunity.com/id/nlolicon
add me up losers

it's somewhat sad to read people hating on 50% of the human population and pretty much saying that they are virgins and lonely

The Cold Shoulder

>more sophisticated games like subnautica or alpha centauri
nigga pls

Rayman, crash bandicoot, spyro. I'm really trying to get her to play REmake but she's too scared

tricky towers
puyo puyo tetris

Play this one regularly with the waifu. She’s pretty damn good with a PP90 if you catch my drift

monster girl quest

cuddle, friendship, sex, sharing interests, helping each other, doing stuff, trying to better your life so you can live with said person

>girlfriend

Minecraft and the occasional VR games,
She's sadly got addicted to a mobile game and dragged me along for the ride. I have no interest in it, but it keeps her happy.

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Um, we call those "waifus" here sir.

Fuck forgot the pic

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Pretend

You were supposed to say "it's actually not that great" so I wouldn't feel like shit.

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how can you have more than 1k hours on Lisa

At least you will never have to deal with breakups if you never have a partner.

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sex games

don't feel like shit. wash yourself, cut your hair and meet people instead

My sister and I have been recently playing a lot of Deep Rock Galactic, Super Kirby Clash, Don't Starve Together, EDF, and tomorrow we'll probably start on playing through RE5 since I'll be busy with Daemon X Machina today.
Pretty grateful to have someone around that likes the same type of vidya I do.

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Wow classic and she wanted to play Banjo recently. Kind of hard to watch

she's not a big gamer, the most she's ever played is kingdom hearts. i introduced her to animal crossing & stardew valley, so we play those together a lot.

pictured: our stardew farm

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She hates videogames

sucks to be you then

how progressive of you to call these bioincubators "humans"

>the bioinjector thinking its any more human

that's a lot of grass

or cheating.

good fight

I play all the games with by gf. What kind of stupid fucking cuck do you have to be in order to not share your hobbies with the person you love the most? Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go and have sex with her. Later faggots, tho I assume half of you will be killing themselves tonight.

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>gf

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>56 posts
>still no >gf
i didn't think this place could fall so far

she likes Brood War and tried getting me into it but we both suck and she's a filthy zerg player

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I'm glad you'll never get to experience true love. Keep sharing your steam profile, you waste of life

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How miserable of you to speak at all. Take a hike

get owned

>laughing at your own jokes.
That was pretty fucking lazy and uninspired comment user.

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How do people have GF's?

My whole life is centerd mainly around me, how the hell do people add someone else into their life on that level of intimacy?

Only Guild Wars 2. I hate the game and I would never bother playing that dumpsterfire alone, but I like playing with her, because it's the only game she'll play with me.

>Take the appearance of a thing for reality

I think this really is too truthful. Women bring down empires/social circles because they believe everything they see as face value without reason.

>Bad boy player is actually a sweet guy even though I seen him multiple times in the bar taking females home :)

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well some people are not autistic or sociopaths

kek

The stress a woman gives, is not worth the little 'benefit' of all you just said

>Women bring down empires/social circles
you people get brainwashed so easily by /pol/

and you can't even vote yet

it's the exact opposite, having someone takes out stress from your life.

Btw women are people. Learn to accept it.

>women are people
good one user made me chuckle

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Dark souls, civ, Mario kart, terraria, pokemon, divinity original sin, and whatever else we can find. She gets motion sick from fps so I just play those with my friends.

Humans could die out and nothing of value would be lost anyway

We used to play Soul Calibur 2. I would always play Kilik and she would always kick my ass with Xianghua.
We also played animal crossing and fantasy life.

This

you are sad

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When I said centered around me, I meant self sufficient.

Like if I'm used to doing one person activities and don't know how people can do those things with 2 people.

We play classic wow all night, after we both get home from work. Plot twist, I'm the healer and my buddy is the tank. We carry her and our other friends through 5-mans all the time. Shits fun yo. She bakes cookies and I plan out our questing routes. We have a discord for all the IRL friends who got spread across the country after college. Everyone logs in whenever they're off work. Talking to people every night that before Classic I only barely heard from over texts anymore.

>OP posts "Do you do X with your gf?"
>200+ posts of Wojak, Ryan Gosling and depression
>Rinse and repeat
it's all so tiresome

>tfw white bf likes atmospheric slow-burn games too

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Girlfriend. lol

Who hurt you?

>The stress people give, is not worth the little 'benefit' of all you just said
Fixed, other people are just a means to an end to prop yourself higher in the world
This is the real redpill

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came to the thread to post this

say that again when she leaves you

Only played the sequel. How does this one compare?

i play pretend with my gayfriend ;))))))

Almost identical.

Monster Hunter mainly.

Fightans and Mario Kart.
Also pinching her nipples.

My ex I met in high school. She didn't have a happy home life. So she clung to me really hard.
Find clingy, damaged girls user. I got tired of the clinginess, but you might not.

>it's the exact opposite, having someone takes out stress from your life.
Your mother doesn't count, user.
If you're a man who is good at taking care of yourself and living a healthy lifestyle, you include people in your life to increase happiness and sense of belonging, not to reduce stress. The most stress-free life is when you're a well-organized man with no debts, modest responsibility, freedom, and some friends.

Its kinda weird that responsibility is on that list. It totally should be on it, its just not something people think about.

Final fantasy 14

Fuck women
Fuck trannies
Fuck jannies
And fuck niggers

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I wonder if 2channel is this devoid of creativity? Next month can't come fast enough. Fuck this shithole, I can't wait for 8 to reopen.

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You and me both user

What was 8's Yea Forums like?

user has gone loco.

I don’t have a gf to play with...

Parallel to how Yea Forums was back in the mid 2000's, but with more /pol/ fags mixed in. Original shit, with more ridiculous threads thrown in. Of course you get wojacks there, but most redditors/zoomers stayed the fuck away. Jannies didn't nuke fun threads as often as Nu Yea Forums's does here.

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Domestic violence

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All of 8 was basically like very early 4. People spoke freely. No censorship. More discussion of the actual hobbies boards were dedicated to. No roasties. No normies. The constant racism and anti-semitism, that they couldn't censor, scared them away.

The only disadvantage it had was that 8 didn't have 4's culture of shaming poor spelling and grammar, so there were a lot of poorly formatted posts from boomers. But overall it was like having the golden age of 4 back. And I hope it comes back up soon. I miss the good /tg/. This one's shit, and has a janny patrolling every goddamn thread to ban anyone who says anything slightly politically incorrect.

Ghost face

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Where do I get a gf like this?

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Some fun, sometimes bad moderation. If you even want to talk about a non-mainstream game there, you get "SHILL SHILL" if you don't include a torrent link then your thread gets nuked. That's what happened to early Kenshi threads there.
In fact, there were at least 3 Yea Forums boards because people couldn't agree, and it fractured the whole userbase even more.
If there's anything based about 8/v/ however, it's the sharing thread.

All of them, pretty much.
Even the single player ones we play together.

in any american slum

Fuck women.

Gay bar

I'm going to die alone

That’s the plan

last time I checked the vore board's piracy-heavy sister got taken over by an actual redditor furry. Was pretty sad seeing a share board get flushed by an attention-whoring turbofaggot who made more posts on one week than the acutal users made in the years the board existed.

She likes diablo, been trying to get her into Tales

Where do I find a gamer gf?

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From surprising places. Not online games.

Sims, with my wife. Its actually fun doing dumb shit and trolling her in-game while she tries to build ourselves a decent home. Just like in real life.

>constant racism and anti-semitism
Oh so it's just for /pol/tards with shitty memories of early Yea Forums.

If racism and anti-semitism upset you then you're the kind of cancer it helped keep away.

Anime convention and mmos

cute.

I don't need to be some bleeding heart liberal to find "constant racism and anti-semitism" tiresome.

You do have to be a giant fag, though.

based

women are just weak men

or maybe men are just strong women

Divinity Original Sin 1 & 2, FFV & VI, Secret of Mana. Basically any RPG with local co-op.

how do you even remember this?

>tfw no Guardian Force

You really need a gf, user.

Finished Gears 1 last week. Going through Gears 2 right now. She's my Dom.

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Where to get gf who doesn't hate video games if you don't live in a city?
Ignoring the fact that women in general don't live here in wageslave land. From my experience from high school actual women and actual video games never mix.
Don't understand how anons find these people when I can't even find fellow men who like video games to be friends with.

Teto? please user tell us how do you play that game called Teto?

I recently started dating a girl whose only contact with vidya is her brothers playing Fortnite. How do I introduce someone like that to videogames?

I play sea of thieves with my side chick.

Keep talking and dont explode is a lot of fun

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discord

Solitaire

I always whoop her in Smash Bros

None.
I sometimes pretend to be interested in her Dragon Age, Mass Effect and Skyrim playthroughs tho.

Hearthstone, man of Medan, lovers in a different spacetime, outward,

WHATS A WOMAN

post sister

>Scored a gorgeous, feminine hijab wearing girl from Morocco.
>She loves watching me play vidya.
>No bitching, always defers to my judgement because of how she was raised.

Loving the dream

lol my gf refuses to play smash if I actually try to win.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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she's gonna die in the 3rd one lel

Why is your sister your gf

We gotta get our girls to face each other

Play PES and Fifa. She beat me in the Fifa 20 demo last night. Want to get 20 for Volta desu

it doesn't go anywhere

>luftrausers
Holy fucking based
>0.1 hours
>0 achievements
Pic related

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How the fuck do I get laid on tinder as a 7/10 guy?

>tfw no gf

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>minecraft
I too love exploring and having adventures just to hear my gf whine about being nighttime and having to sleep so she can keep taking care of the crops and cows.

pubg mobile

3D women are disgusting creatures. Normalfaggots leave this website forever.

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>hear my gf whine about being nighttime and having to sleep so she can keep taking care of the crops and cows.

Actually its me who does that, kek.
I like running farms.

you're not a 7/10 if you can't get laid on tinder lmao

I know that feel bro

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Not him but the campaign in 1 was better because you could coop with 3 buddies. In 2, you were forced to have 2 bots on the team so you could only play with one other person. Multiplayer wise they were pretty much the same, but some QoL changes like sprint was added in 2. LVU Campus from 1 was probably the most popular map though.

If you're playing solo stick with 2, if you got some friends who want to play, try 1.

Then come suck my cock whore. Remind me why I put with your shit you dirty slut, suck it clean piggy.

Yeah no homo mate, no homo

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I match with women but I end up either saying the wrong thing or talking too much. I'm fine in person it's just the initial online conversation I cant do.

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Imagine being a virgin

I don't have to.

Play busy and just try to land a date.

Imagine being a CB.

And what's woman?

Have sex

>26yo
>school far behind me
>go to work, go home, play vidya, work out, sleep, repeat
>don't have time/energy to start a social hobby
>tfw doomed to be lonely until I die

I don't have one.

She had a phase where all she wanted to play was Disney's Magical Tetris (still one of my favorite versions of Tetris) but we mostly play Minion Masters and BOTW together.
Recently we got her family's old NES which I repaired, so we've just been going through NES game after NES game for the past week.

Yea Forums, unironically. Now I'm with the prettiest hispanic girl who shitposts in bed with me and plays footy games with me. Gonna make her my wife in the next few months, if I can do it so can you

Well I am better at video games than you, let's be honest.

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What an epic thread! Me and the wifey love gaming together! Edit: Woah! Thanks for 70 upvotes!

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how the fuck do people even get into and maintain relationships in this day and age? Women have become potentially life-destroying landmines with 3rd wave feminism and MeToo

its no wonder then youre saying shit like that

They become cùcks.

Get pictures of you with other girls and with animals to show that you're a normal dude who is nonthreatening. Have something funny as your description. When you match with someone ask them about themselves and don't be a fucking weirdo.
Physical looks don't mean much to women. Appearances do.

I'm simply stating facts. Even chads aren't safe. Look at fucking Johnny Depp.

we'll see about that tonight. pray it doesn't go to benalties again, babe, since I've got some ideas on what I get if I win

Never had one
sadly, Yea Forums is full of normalfags now so threads like these are accepted

You can have a girlfriend, but not date a roastie. There, done, no more problems.

>Don't abuse people
>Don't get fucked
Hmm. Gonna need to get our top men to figure out this conundrum.

>Don't abuse people
>get abused
Wait, oops, what

fuck off iShitter

Minecraft, is kinda boring but she's so into it that makes it worth it, also she's very shy about stuff she does, but MC buildings are the only thing she'd show off with pride.

That was me 5 years ago, too.
It doesn't get better.

>soon 28
>still in school getting a second meme degree
>no job in sight
It could be worse, user-chans

you better not be white

None but she really wanted to learn Magic the Gathering and Dota 2 since those were the things I spent the most of my game related free time on. I never bothered teaching her how to play the games because I like keeping my circles seperated and eventually she broke up with me because I didn't spend enough time with her

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>You’ll never come home to this
>”Hey user...I missed you~”
>You’ll never have steamy passionate sex
>You’ll never cuddle in the afterglow as she uses the tip of her finger to trace swirls on your chest
>She’ll never say that she loves you as she falls asleep in your arms

I just want someone to love me dammit

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This is mostly me but at 31yo

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d45f16c722d2

>this fat black bastard can have sex with women
>but you can’t

Literally what is wrong with you, it’s so easy to get a girl to fuck you.

Of course the redditor has no standards
Take your STD ridden ass back where you came from you cunt

I'm white and I'd take a cute Moroccan gf tbhfam

>this thread
Ah yes, here comes viscerally gnawing self-loathing again.
Time to cry myself to sleep.

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grandparent cry

>millenials are the loneliest generation ever recorded

First the boomer fuck us. Now feminism makes sure we don't get fucked at all.

gamer

game freak

Good friend.

>borderlands 2 is 3rd most played vidya
Fuck off homo.

ss13

Crusader Kings 2. Talking about it made us befriend each other.

>Says she hates that I win every time
>Pull my punches
>She hates it when I do that too
>Offer to give her some very minor pointers, like how to DI properly
>Says she's not interested in learning stuff like that
>Offer to play doubles so we're on the same side
>Doesn't want that either
Do I give myself brain damage so I play worse?

pokemon, danganronpa, indie rpgs, party games
she would probably like watching me play games like crash and spyro remakes and play them herself

Million times - this.

that's exactly what happened to a friend of mine except with swapped genders

faggot kill yourself

Grandparent ferried supplies to England in WW2, this is what he wanted.

We switch off on Katamari Damacy played on our bedroom TV with Steam link. Peak cozy desu

greater furies

Are you underage?

Imagine letting your grandparents dictate what pussy you fuck.

broken branch create mutt child disgrace ancestor history goodbye

kys racist pedo

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youtube.com/watch?v=0ydXbJrQ4jc

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My grandparents voted for Nixon in '60, they can fuck off and die for all I care.

Gay Friend.

Sorry gramps, should've sided with Germany if you wanted the Aryan race to endure.

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My wife is half Chinese, and my grandparents were so excited since it wasn't seen as controversial with their congregation, which it would have been even thirty years ago.

As a vore fag this hurt me deeply, i was like "why the fuck is a mod spamming this board"

>there are stacies on Yea Forums right now laughing at everyone in this thread

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>grandparents give you low IQ racist no chin genes
>access to cunts and bp successfully prevented

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>when you fight for the Jews in WW2 and then gave the gall to act outraged that you're getting a Jewish future

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What's a what's a what's a woman? Woman?

Faggot

Hello, um like basically - haha, I am what you'd call an " ancient homo " xd, and uh yeah it was like 4 v/ was back in the good old days because ahah! I am actually over 40 and still posting on an anonymous web board about mario games heh, old = good, *sip(

BOTTOM TEXT

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I love my gf!

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World of Warcraft, Minecraft, stardew, terraria, starbound

Smash Ultimate (mostly squad strike, some online co-op), Smash 4 (smash board), any mario kart, animal crossing new leaf (and new horizons soon), terraria, pokemon, yoshi games (wooly/crafted world). She doesn't really like platformers so it is rare we play a yoshi. If we are playing separately, she is on ps4 or PC and I'm playing my switch.

Oh yea I forgot to say smash but she kicks my shit in every time and I feel bad when I get salty so we don’t play that as much

It's a valuable commodity in MMOs.

I have a gf, what's your excuse?
t.Stacy

I used to be better at smash, but our matches have grown more and more even. I feel I still have the edge in fighting others, but she has been to elite smash and I still haven't. I don't like playing for gsp and haven't for a while.

>want to play new horizons with my gf but can't bring myself to buy a shitch

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Risk of Rain 2 and we watch each other play JRPGs and kusoge over dinner. Right now we're doing FF7, Cold Steel 1 and RAW DANGER aka Disaster Report 2.

I'm planning to buy her one. I was hoping there would be an animal crossing themed switch by now. I almost expected one.

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>girlfriend doesn't like Vidya
>we just watch Netflix when she isn't watching YouTube drama channels
She makes me dinner and the pussy is good.

>cuckrunnerfag

If I remember correctly, it was her daughter that she was "raping". I'm not sure if it was rape but they did at least molest the kid while filming it.

half life 3
PS3 games with lots of actual gameplay
the acceleracers 5 video game adaptation

girl what?

My gf hardly plays any vidya besides party games like Just Dance and Mario Kart. It's actually pretty good bc gamer girls are fucking awful to be in a relationship with.

There's a fair few. We played through Legend of Mana together a while back, and we just recently beat Remnant. The ones we probably play the most together these days are DRG and Paladins, and maybe Killing Floor. She also likes CTR and For Honor (despite getting really angry about them), but we don't play them together as often. She's also been trying to convince me to give Dofus a try.

It's a phrase, not just a combination of girl and friend.
Girlfriend is not a friend, just a hole that is supposed to be for your exclusive use.

>gf

gay sex

I will never have sex.

tickle torture hehe

I AM CCOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMIIING

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>your GF?
What gf?

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It's probably because too much responsibility is an obvious cause of stress. Taking on more responsibility than you can handle often ends badly and not having any responsibility tends to be fun in the short term especially if you have sufficient means to do things like travel.

Your gf, user.

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The Witness, SOMA, and any other mostly Walking Sim game with some puzzles or things to run away from.

SEX GFS MARRIAGE AND CHILDREN GIVE ME THEM

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This is a good joke and the fact no one saw it must be fixed.

Giant feline?

Every woman I've dated doesn't want kids and is "afraid of what pregnancy will do to their bodies" and/or is "too busy with their career"

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something you don't really need

>abortion on a fetus leveled up enough to survive outside the cunt

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Panel de Pon
Super Donkey Kong
Super Mario Kart
Super Smash Bros. Special
She doesn’t like foreign games since she’s Japanese but she loves GTA because she can run over chinese

Diablo 3, borderlands 2 & 3, rayman.

>Women have become potentially life-destroying landmines with 3rd wave feminism and MeToo
You have to be patient and try to find one who isn't. The hardest part is weeding out the genuine headcases from the generic women who mouth all the feel-good progressive platitudes in public but doesn't take them seriously. Also, actively buying into the latest pronoun shit should be a hard pass. If her twitter profile says "she/her" then it's best to just avoid interaction as much as possible.

Hojack?