Biggest flop of the year

Has the crack dropped yet?

Based reviewers but still gonna wait for a sale because of the low user score.

you mean snoyniggas?

>Metacritic user scores

Does anything take that garbage seriously anymore? It's just a soapbox for obsessive haters and obsessive fans.

Damn Epic fans are really treating their first decent exclusive pretty poorly. Why are they review bombing it?

Exposed as the biggest pussies in gaming
A little competition and they show their true colors

>its just a soapbox for obsessive haters, obsessive fans, and paid shills
ftfy

It will be on steam eventually. How can it flop when it has guaranteed sales thanks to epic? Every sale is just gravy after tim purchased every copy already.

Because being a victim makes you money. Just ask Zoe and Femanist Frequency.

Okay so we know that Sonyfags and steamfags will resort to bombing. Who do you think will be next?

>nobody defending the game
You are all clowns

Why defend perfection?

Not worse, just more of the same mental illness. Every fanboy of every platform does this to games they can't play. The people who do it because of a literal free software are slightly more autistic, though.

The console versions are getting reviews just as bad.

there isnt a single one reviewing the actual game
pathetic

The PS4 scores are even lower.

ps4 port bad?

It’s fine, had no problems

>go read the reviews
>no one is talking about the actual game
>just a bunch of autists screaming about epic store, randy pitchford, denuvo, etc.
Every time.

>9/10 from all reviewers except one negative nancy (will drown out when we have more than 15 reviews)
>whiny drones crying about epic and drm because they are too poor
Randy fucking won.

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I'm having fun. Seeing all the punk n goth girls in this game makes me wanna nut.

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How bad is the humor?

I’ve played around 3 hours and it hasn't made me cringe yet, which is surprising because bl2 was very cringey

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Borderlands 3 is: FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + Epic Store exclusivity!

did people really get banned for pronouns?

you are retarded if you don't see how the ps4 score is just spammed by a bunch of falseflagging steamdrones. They are complaining about shit that are completely standard for the system and are just generally flinging shit.

Like why the fuck do you think steamdrones wouldn't play dirty when they are literally reviewbombing a game already?

user why would people who don't even have the game review bomb it? Its clearly upset Epic and PS4 owners.

The game won't flop, the people complaining about epic score exclusivity are a very small minority. The autist review bombing the game without even playing it won't have any impact on sales.

The majority doesn't give a fuck about what launcher they use to open a game.

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Thanks, Tim!

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another epic win for the steambros!

will never understand what the hell gave Valve such a rabid fanbase. Like they made a couple good games a decade ago, but so did Blizzard, and after a decade of doing jackshit everyone sees Blizzard for the shitty company it became, yet Valve drones would still jump in front of a train if it would mean defending their jewish overlords from the competition

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The Paid Gearbox Shill Checklist:
>BL3 has x amount of pre orders
>Game of the year
>angry Steam user
>So what if Randy is a pedo
>So what if hired thugs knocked your door
>go back to /pol/
>I can't wait to play Borderlands
>I just want a looter shooter
>the humor is supposed to be bad
>contrarian
>drone
>seething
>Reddit spacing
>posts pictures of new characters
>cope
If you think you're arguing with a paid Gearbox shill, simply resort to this checklist, call him a shill, then ignore him. Watch him cower and recoil as he's been found out.

>epic
>competition
EleGiggle

it's extra ironic because similarly to Blizzard, all the talent already left Valve, and these devs are actually calling out Valve for not giving in and lowering their taxes on game distribution

>any kind of positive spin on a game pre-determined to be hated on this board is shilling

Every time.

yes, sir
i agree steam fanbase is bad, sir also

>steamcucks calling others shills
>while they are literally trying to manipulate the scores of a game

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That's a check! See

It's not looking good, steambros. We are losing the moral high ground.

What should we do?

Agreed. Randy is the winner of the year.
For giving out so many copies of AAA titles for free.

>having morals

>Yea Forums claims popular new release is shit
>need to convince themselves it is because they can't pirate it straight away
>will scoop it up as soon as it's cracked and then claim they're doing it to 'stick it to x dev / publisher'
>can't just admit they genuinely want to play it and are too poor to buy it

You guys are becoming too predictable.

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maybe because they're the ones that started to do good sales on pc games?

I am having fun playing the game. It's not something new, the classes are somewhat underwhelming but overall it's quite fun. First game I bought full price in nearly 3 years (Stellaris being the last one) have no regrets.

epic shills will say its o-only on PC other platforms are great you guys !!!
>no review copies for consoles
fucking keke

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no one buys a generic tps like this game when you can get a bunch of generic tps games form last gen or even this gen for under $10.

>Didn't even expand & read their reviews before judging them
Typical underaged EGS shill

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Remember this stinker?

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Never ever.

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It's almost as if it has tons of major flaws, but keep being underaged shills who gobble up regressive game design & anti-consumer practices and beg for more. You know those multi-millionaires aren't going to have sex with you just because you blindly defend them over the internet, right?

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it's not on steam? where do you get it, then?

pirate bay

I literally just got paid $3000 today and I still refuse to buy it.
Tim already paid for my copy anyways.

Pirated.

test

I give it 7 days

Steamcels are FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

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