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TL:DR
>manage courier's heavy package location on courier's body
>navigate courier thru obtsacles by balancing parcel weights
>courier can fight BUT non lethally + rarely
>courier's parcels contain jizz and roastie's eggs to rebuild humanity and a bunch of strands used as ammo
>courier not only delivers but collects parcels
I hope this is a huge flop
Why user.
Riveting gameplay
>kotaku
Kojumbo living rent free
Kotaku and Reddit living rent free in your head
Because then this ridiculous hack will be exposed for what he really is
>dad walks in your room watching you playing as a fetus holding courier and singing to a bottled fetus
how would you recover from it?
Because I love Nintendo
So Kojimbo's ego gets taken down to normal levels.
So many men are losing
While out there doing the proving
It's no surprise he's COOMING
>implying the man who constantly shills and praises other people and rarely acknowledges people praising him or his work has anything but a below average ego
>"So son, what's the meaning of this game for you?"
TLDR
>$60 walking simulator, exclusive for PS4*****
He should have just made Paperboy instead
>Kotaku
wat ego
>what we already knew
>also posting kotaku
fuck off
people just do not realize he's just a badass. He created a so cool character Big Boss who gets betrayed by his country and goes alone to found his own reuniting people along the way, and he just BECAME that man. He is Big Boss
>actually having to safely transport another man's spunk.
Is this the ultimate cuck game? Yea Forums will love it.
Sounds interesting. If it was just walking with no other systems or no fail state it would be boring, but we know that's not the case.
>i love supporting dying gaming blogs!
I switch to porn tab because it will be easier to explain
>kotaku
i will switch to The Holy Mountain film playing in the background
No fucking way. He turned fetch quests into a game as the main mechanic? On top of that its the same fetch quest over and over and over. This nip is retarded.
What is this? It's pretty hot
This unironically, kojima is living the life
Yeah what the fuck? He should've made a fun game like devil may cry or something
>game is literally nothing but a walking sim with a balancing minigame attached
Well ye. Games are supposed to be fun. Unlike what you and your snoy overlords tell you.
The same shitty cinematic hack and slash game over and over again isn't fun.
I expected very little and I am still dissapointed.
SO, it's basically Paperboy?
pull my demon trigger as they say :Dd
It's way more interactive and fun than doing a fetch quest where the main focus is literally fucking walking. It would be hilarious if he added a quick travel because it would completely break his walking simulator.
Is this image saying Furries have fun?
>lammy
>carmeilta
Based
Pull mine first :DD
Kojima is just a pretentious faggot and his game will probably flop
This game is comfy. kys haters.
Why don't you just go on a nature hike instead of a hiking simulator? You can even piss outdoors for real.
>cute shotas and japshit
i missed out on the ps3 bros... i was an xbot that gen. god i hope next gen is X360 vs PS3 all over again
...
My girlfriend's ass is comfy as well. Doesn't mean it isn't covered in shit inside out.
You realise he can do both? What's whith that console wars mentality. NINTENDO OR SONY.
No user, you can enjoy and do many things in life.
>have no other way to describe the game?
>calls it comfy or kino
In the 50 minute video, the character spends like 2 minutes sitting down healing his legs, another minute standing in the shelter listening to music and another minute in the hotsprings with his baby. There's also a bit where he showers. Imagine if that shit is not optional and you NEED to literally sit down and do nothing for minutes at a time to restore your energy.
What the fuck bro..
Seething Konami shill
Vanilla faggot get of my board
This is the same man that plastered his name all over his last game to the point that it spoiled story developments. Such a humble guy.
To be fair its all about execution, comparable elements were absolutely horrid in RDR2 after the first time but I often find myself sitting on bonfires in dark souls listening to Andre's clanking and player phantoms pop in and out for longer than it takes to perform any of the functions available
As someone who doesn't even know or care who Kojima is, this game looks and plays boring even stupid at times.
So many unnecessary mechanics and concepts combined with a shit premise, praised by all of you for being "art" and "made by a genius".
I don't get it.
>"dying"
>obsidian and bethesda did a better courier simulator 9 years ago
what the fuck is wrong with kojima
>it took like 3 years since the game was revealed for players to finally know what the game will play like
Only Kojima could get away with something like this.
>better
>boring FPS gameplay
He's deluded and out of touch. It's just like how Kojima thinks that he is inventing the idea of "what I do in my game affects what other players do in their game" kind of gameplay when Demon's Souls (and probably other games) were already doing as early as 2009.
>Someone brings up New Vegas in the other shitpost thread
>Suddenly this new angle pops up here
Really makes me think
It wont be, even though it looks like dog shit and seems to recycle MGSV mechanics and animations, even layouts, it will still sell because of brand loyalty and kojima cucks.
It's a cool idea when you aren't dumming it down to shitpost. You and all the other players are literally rebuilding america. You're creating signs, roads, bridges, pit stops etc. The courier aspect has you planning weight, placement of packages, routing, as well as prioritising what kinds of resources you bring versus how much you carry. You find things and return them while also raiding those enemies, I forget if they're named yet. You traverse ruins while keeping aware of enemies. If anything the fault of the game is if all these systems will even work well together or simply become a pain.
>looks like dogshit
literally one of the most beautiful games out there
>recycle mgsv mechanics
oh yeah i remember balancing yourself, carrying and organizing cargo, placing ladders, using climbing rope, going to alternate worlds when you die, and making giant craters wherever you die in mgsv
>recycle mgsv animations
have you even seen those anons posting the gifs of amazing movement animations? try harder shill
Oh boy another dumb nigger.
>literally one of the most beautiful games out there
Was referring to gameplay, or lack there of. Looks like dogshit, oh you can sleep in real time and piss! Amazing!
>oh yeah i remember
A whole lot of goofy shit, yeah. Damn dude you can drop ladders and climb ropes? Goty. Stealth gameplay is the same, even the animations are the same
>have you even seen those anons posting
Have you cuck? Let me show you.
Not even going to bother reading your follow up post because I know it'll be full on mental retardation about some retarded gimmicks the game has. Enjoy your metal gear no mans sky I guess, corporate fag boy.
>that watermark
I wonder what goes on through the minds of these YouTubers when they do shit like this. It's not like this is footage from their personal LP. It's just something they took from the TGS stream or in other cases from official channels. Why do they feel the need to watermark it as if they created it?
>gameplay, or lack there of
fighting a bunch of people, sneaking around goo monsters, and managing various things like weight isn't gameplay? wow i didn't know that
>changing your point entirely
nice job ignoring that it doesn't recycle mgsv mechanics fag
>animations are the same
that's literally impossible, and if vaguely similar counts as the same, then you could say that about every game that has crouching
>have you cuck? let me show you
i have, and 3 awful animations out of hundreds of amazing ones (let me show YOU) is meaningless
>gameplay, or lack there of
>stealth gameplay
i bet this game doesn't even have fall damage.
I bet you're a unicorn.
>IM COOOMING AAAAAGH
The packages take fall damage.
That would be based, fuck fall gaymage
kek
Jesus christ, what a fucking snooze.
That'll be $59.99 plus tip.
>three posts all 1 minute apart
With all the hyperbolic hate surrounding this game that verges on irrational, from now on the only valid criticism that can be accepted is one accompanied by a date and time stamped picture of the anons ps4.
>two of them have the exact same meaning, and two h ave the same type of speech
>literally delivering another man unborn child
Supreme cuck video game.
fuck off faggot
>Be Eazy E
>insert dick into nigress
>unlock AIDS
>die
>get reborn as a white boy into a shitty game
Totally deserved
I think it will depend on the online functionality whether the game will be considered a masterpiece or not. if it really works as expected, then it is guaranteed.
the areas would change constantly, through new buildings or through the deaths of players. this empty looking game could, ironically, offer the most varied open world to date
Just tell him it's a Brave New World reference.
Tell your co-workers to shake it up a bit.
It's the opposite of a fetch quest if you think about it.
It's a brand new engine, is it not?
It's the decima engine.
I like how you have a built-in excuse for why it will sell well.
>kojima sucks!
>Balancing eggs and cum: The game
Sounds like a shitfest that only Kojima drones would defend.
Implying he's not delivering himself