I know all you fucking faggots are shitting your pants now. I know, you don't have to tell me. This game is GOTY...

I know all you fucking faggots are shitting your pants now. I know, you don't have to tell me. This game is GOTY, dare I say even GOAT? Perhaps that's exaggerating, but what I do know is that there will be mass suicides and a noticeable drop in posting on this board when this fucking masterpiece comes out. Get ready, faggots. Bunch of fucking incel doubters. Have fun eating shit.

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I am not gay enough to look at Reedus ass all the time. Anime traps are my limit.
If game was first person i would think twice though.

Your vehement aversion from looking at the male form is only a higher indication of your homosexuality and your desire to hide it.

>dude I choose female characters so I can stare at their ASS.

sure bud

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Imagine being this offended by naysayers of a product you aren't personally invested in

As opposed to being offended by fans of a product?

I didn't start a thread

Didn't it not even break worldwide trending's top 10 despite a porn series' gacha game getting TWO tags to rank 1 and rank 9 in the same day DS' gameplay was shown?

>this is what he believes

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>this is what he believes.

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>this is what he believes.

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>this is what he believes.

>THAT is what he believes.

>game will be so bad it actually makes people kill themselves
Checks out

>that IS what he believes.

>whoa

>this is what he whoas.

>death stranding has bad animat-

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FUCKING CONVERTER WHY IS THERE A FUCKING FREEZE

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>the naked male body is inherently gay
obvious closet case detected

some animations are incredible while others are straight up dogshit, like the takedown one

I personally find the takedown to be bearable because it looks like it's trying to be flashy ninja man shit, but god damn those super-jumps are god awful.
yes I fucking know he was wearing the speed exoskeleton, but how does he jump far across the crevice without going full speed? and more importantly how does a speed enhancing exoskeleton let you jump that far from the edge of a fucking bus with no buildup? not to mention that it just looks bad too.

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>when you shit your pants

>when you gotta get the ballsack off your thigh but dont want to correct with the hand in public