AND THE BEAT GOES ON

DON'T REAVE ME TIM, YOU TAUGHT ME BASEBALL, AND HOW TO RAUGH!

How do YOU like to enjoy a Rusty Brown Ring's donut?

>Rated PG, may include Patriotic Garbage

HE WOULD'VE BEEN A FINE AMERICAN. I'LL CRY WHEN I'M DONE KILLING!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I didn't realize until later on that Special Needs Cop in San Andreas is a sequel to Exploder.

They say right at the start that it follows the events of Exploder.

I was unfortunate enough to be found with 15 kilos in my spare tire, I was so mad at the auto repair shop that sold me that tire!

I played SA first so I didn't know it was a followup

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Understand that it's okay to be poor! There need to be poor people! We rich are the ying, you are the yang! We need you!

Gta vice city is the worst gta game and vice city is the worst location

>Gta vice city is the worst gta game
Nah that's still 3 because it's so barebones, all it has going for it is the fact that it was the first to really do open world and surprisingly it pulled it off. GTA3 is like Saints Row 1, you can play it but eh, why bother.

THESE SHOES ARE NEW

Gta 3 and vice city are nearly fucking identical. What makes vice city not barebones to you?

Well for one, VC doesn't have a silent protagonist for no reason like Claude was.

I've played all three 3D games, honestly III and Vice City don't hold a candle to SA but it's also fairly obvious the games were pretty much tech demos, but Vice City had a lot going on (for the better and the worse) compared to III, and was also a lot more balanced than III. I've never had so much troubles in a GTA game than in III because of the mafia blasting you in a second with M16 and shotguns with pinpoint accuracy.

WA WA WA WA WA WA WA THAT'S THE SOUND I LOVE

It's a shame that they still have yet to surpass SA. What did they do right there that they never did before or since?

True. What else?
I think the most disappointing thing about vice city was the map. It’s so small.

TELL ME TELL ME... HOW TO BE... HOW TO BE A MILLIONAAAaaaAAIRE

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ACT LIKE YOU KNOW

The map was great in SA. Vs map is big but empty.

And the beat goes on, yeeuh.

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>I think the most disappointing thing about vice city was the map. It’s so small.
>that beach on the first area taking half the map and the game never gives you a reason to go there.

So it's perfectly accurate to California outside of the cities anyone gives a shit about

COMPLETE THE LOOK
WOW YOU LOOK AMBIGUOUS
COMPLETE THE LOOK
WOW YOU LOOK LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

new vehicles are fun as fuck
I really love the empire building in the second half of the game, GTA III's story feels way too meandering and pointless. You're just fucking around until maria gets kidnapped.
I will admit the map in VC was disappointing but III had fucking shoreside vale.

YOUNG HEARTS BE FREE TONIGHT

I like every GTA, Rockstar has yet to make a bad installment.

I stick my head out of the gutter for
ONE
FREAKING
SECOND
And fate shovels
SHIT
In my face

HE IS WRESTLING THE CHOPPER DOWN! SHOOT HIM!

>has yet to make a bad installment.
That was gta v

Exactly
>shoreside vale
Yh I’ll give you that one. Getting to Staunton island for the first time was great.

Coffee and the big time.

It feels even smaller once you realize how "big" the
hoods are. I feel like the VC mainland had a lot of space for expansion between Fort Baxter and the memorial stadium

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Have they ever provided an in-universe explanation for why the only landlocked location we've ever played in was North Yankton?

i wish they would quit wasting so much space on airports. instead of one gigantic one just have smaller regional ones instead

>We almost had the Miami Keys added to the map

isnt it in VCS?

GTA V was pretty bad, the start was great but then you reach Trevor's part and from them it's a shitload of filler missions with no actual gameplay, character building goes to shit for Trevor and Michael (but specially Trevor that starts having standards out of nowhere), and the sluggishness and inconsistency of controls and NPCs makes you fail missions in the most infuriating possible ways.

canonically all maps are connected to the mainland, although due to game mechanics they can't show that in the game

GTA VC wastes a lot of its space.
>the fucking beach
>the airport
>downtown has really shitty road layouts

VIDEO KILLED THE RAAAADIO STAR

I don't really remember any moments where I felt like a dumb AI was the only reason I failed a mission when I played through it twice.

Unless you mean the ridiculously aggressive driving AI who will swerve into you without warning, especially if they're panicking from gunfire, but that's intentional.

I have this on my wall.

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VC is overrated.

CJ is their most relatable GTA protagonist even if the player isn't black, getting dragged into the hood's bullshit that he tried so hard to escape in his life.
The best map in the series
Arguably the best voiceacting in the series
Best radio selection
Smoke was a great antagonist
The train

He said landlocked, aka doesn't connect to any bodies of water.

I'LL HAVE

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Beautiful
Yeah, I love the game and the know the map pretty much by hear, but it wasn't their strongest work when it came to map design

>Unless you mean the ridiculously aggressive driving AI who will swerve into you without warning, especially if they're panicking from gunfire, but that's intentional.
That was more of a problem in Online when playing with friends, you couldn't do shit without getting run over by a panicked driver and then the cops would fuck the survivors

I really miss when video games would include stuff like this in the boxes.
Fallout 4 isn't the best game and a physical perk chart is kind of a useless thing to include but I'm still glad they included it just because it drew me more into the game.

so is your mom but i still come back for more

Nope. Had a look at the songs for VCS. It's not there either.

TWO NUMBAH NAIINES

>I really miss when video games would include stuff like this in the boxes.
I still have my FFX Sphere Grid poster

NPC drivers panic pretty often in single player, too. I've been bowled over by some gay guy yelling wooaAAAAAow like he's on a rollercoaster way too many times in both modes.

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

IS OOOOOOOOOOOOOON

YOUR SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

this cant be right...i couldve sworn this game was way bigger than this.

Shit, had a brainfart there. In my defense, I am tired as fuck

How do you think it's so easy to speedrun?

YOURE OUT OF TOUCH
IM OUT OF TIME

What's cool about the VC map is that on the back side it has one of the pin up girls in a bikini.
So when I got it in 2003 at the age of 12 I was ecstatic.
Pic related (bad res from J00gle images)

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It's not. Low framerates, motion blur, and cars not being fast enough to traverse the map too quickly helped make it feel bigger.

Like how there's cars in V whose real life counterparts can break 300mph but in GTA they can't break 130.

>mafia blasting you in a second with M16 and shotguns with pinpoint accuracy
i fucking hate this

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Vice City had the best radio - an indisputable fact.
Also, the fighting in Vice City is actually better than GTA5. It's safe to assume that most veterans agree that GTA5 is the worse GTA game.

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came here to post this

HERE'SH A SHTORY ABOUT A WORM
HE'SH THE FUNKIESHT WORM YA EVER HEARD

MISTER CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE MY LOVE HAS GONE?
HE'S A JAPANESE BOY

It really is that small.
Just goes to show you that smart design is way more important than sheer size.

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I'm glad Twitch streamers latched on to the shitty RP meme so the backlash toward Take-Two cracking down on modding was loud enough to get them to lay off.

Ignoring 1 and 2 for obvious reasons, why is 4 the one no one talks about anymore?

Damn, you just reminded me of AdamAK. That guy was pretty cool as an overall guy.

It brings the most butthurt

Why should they care that someone is modding a 17 year old game?

Because the Ballad of Gay Tony was the best part of it and should have been the base game.

Is he the one who runs it at GDQ? That ending with the ice cream truck in the mansion was amazing.

That's not true, people love pointing out how much better the physics are than V and stuff

I replayed it recently. It is fairly small, but packed with something interesting on every block.
It's my personal favorite in the series. This or GTA3. That one is really awesome too.

I don't think he did that, but he was a GDQ runner (apparently he stopped speedrunning to focus on his job which is pretty great). youtube.com/watch?v=YOwGe9u52X0

That roar at the end of the song keeps making me jump because my apartment front door is on my left

>I don't think he did that
Basically the guy parked an ice cream truck in the mansion lobby so that when the cutscene started, he got in the truck and just ran the guy over

4 is talked about a lot. The only people that hate 4 are zoomers that started with 5, and they think everything that came before is bad even though they didn't play them. 5 is farthest thing from a Gta game.

Oh, well AdamAK did the same thing but with a Infernus.

youtube.com/watch?v=1HlovjYVh1s

>tfw we never got San Andreas Stories
>we never got a blend of all the great ideas and concepts of the whole GTA 3D era culminating in the ultimate 3D GTA

Blame the Vita being an immediate failure. Maybe if it enjoyed at least a couple years of success Rockstar would have made SAS.

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR

I miss this game...

He also glitched the ending with one.

VC was a small game overall but it's alright

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Keep in mind it isn't a main line game. It was developed while SA was in early development too.
Some aspects of VC can be found in SA, especially if you look into the game files.

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>why is 4 the one no one talks about anymore?
Because that's not true, IV always gets threads here, you blind?

Yeah that's right, it was like an expansion mod back in the day

youtube.com/watch?v=3ozHoyO78hA

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but they do?
threads about IV are almost as frequent as the older 3D gta games

CHARLOTTE, WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

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based

Chinatown Wars or Vice City Stories empire building needs a fuckin sequel or somebody should make a game another game like Scarface World is Yours. The grind of being a peon to millionaire is what makes those games great

2 is actually pretty fun. It was my first GTA. Never played 1 though.

this desu, VCS ecompassed the 'from rags to riches' thing that most GTA are about. Too bad Vic ended up being a fat fuck addicted to drugs

On release - IV was essentially unplayable for a good portion of PC users due to the insane system requirements. It also holds less nostalgic value, as most people here were already in their late teens/early 20s in 2008.

Didn't IV have a ridiculously gigantic install size too for late-2000s standards?

I mean seriously, why is gta so problematic on pc, these games are something else with mods, especially skygfx.

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I just play them with a PS4 controller plugged into the PC.

They were very clearly made with controllers in mind and have been since 3.

Rockstar doesn't know how to port their games, which wouldn't be an issue if they actually made games for PC and ported them to consoles afterward.

DAD, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STUPID VIETNAM STORIES!

you can blame every PC port being shit on Rockstar North studios
the guys that did Xbox ports actually enhanced a lot of them

They did well with GTA5 and Max Payne 3 when they came out. Hopefully a potential RDR2 PC port is made when the PS5 and Scarlet come around, like they did with GTA5

Given Rockstar's bad experience with the PC audience (for fuck sake, Vice City was leaked and CRACKED 3 days before it was meant to come out). I can understand why they're so vehemently against PC ports.

Rockstar probably knew that GTAV was going to be crossgen with PC-like consoles any way.

Don't forget hot coffee

People shit on IV because of the friends calling but really if you actually hang out with them their dialogue is pretty funny. I like whooping Roman's ass at bowling because I can't bowl for shit irl.

Friends calling you in IV is nowhere near as annoying as the phone calls in V
>Hi there this is Bryony from Alan Jerome Productions
>Hey there, it's your partner LJT
>LJT here, you ever heard the expression "money doesn't grow on trees"?
>WHY YOU NOT JUICIN

Take a longboat with 20 of your finest men, head to where the sun sets, there you will find a village, pillage thunder and burn all that you find!

If they we're going for a southern California feel they pretty much nailed it. Shame we didn't get Venturas and that San Francisco type area from San Andreas.

Well, to be perfectly fair, the patching doesn't take more than 10 minutes and the keyboard controls never felt masochist. I've always been fine with GTA on PC (except IV).

>Vice City was leaked and CRACKED 3 days before it was meant to come out
Don't joke, that's not a good excuse for not doing your job right, besides III was optimized like shit for PC when it came out back in the day.

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I dont think SA should have had San Fierro and Las Venturas within minutes of Los Santos, it made it feel really small. You should have flown to them or something.

This has to be the worst fucking part of GTAO

>log in
>Lester calls
>3 different people call to say "PLAY THE NEW CONTENT"
>Lester fucking calls again
>Give in and go do a heist
>Lester never fucking shuts up for the entirety of the missions

They could have picked a character with a less grating voice holy fuck

I wonder if we're ever gonna see Carcer city again.

I only get the calls from Lester using the voice changer to be LJT and Bryony because fuck Arena War

And you Yea Forums, how do you like to enjoy a Rusty Brown's Ring Donut?

thats the fucking sims 3 vice city map though

LA VIDA ES UNA LENTEJA
O LA TOMAS O LA DEJAS

OWNER OF A LONELY HEART (much better than an) OWNER OF A BROKEN HEART

damnit I had that map too but the last time I saw it was 10 years ago fuck
should have taken better care of it

it had that pic of the hot latina in the bikini on the other side didn't it?

I like to lick around the edges and then thrust my tongue in between

Daily reminder that no matter what you’re told, Tommy is still best protagonist

I just love the batter...all over my face

Mercedes, yes

I quite like Huang. His game is also more fun than IV.

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I remember going through the cracked Vice City folder and finding the entire audio folder and then jerking off to the audio of the porn shooting cutscene back in the days, good times

How do you like to enjoy a rusty browns ring donut?!
>I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then thrust my tongue in the middle!

heh

Holy shit I only just realised "collars and cuffs" is a bdsm joke

Rockstar and sex jokes

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Ah, yes. Jenna Jameson as Candy Suxxx. Good times.

It's in Saints Row 3

What did Steven Spielberg mean by this?

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The worst part about 5's dialogue is that it feels artificially lengthened with the characters saying completely redundant shit because the game is trying desperately hard to make you laugh. It's like an unfunny comedian at a stand up.

People criticise IV for being dialogue heavy, but at least the dialogue there didn't go on massive tangents quite as often.

I always liked that when Tommy buys a new business, he initially wants to run it legitimately, but every time he finds out it's a front for criminal activity.

I JUST LOVE THE BATTER all over my face

Ooo my god they've got a helicoptah

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I LIKE TO WEAR WOMAN PANTIES AND WALK DOWN FIFTH STREET

The Radio is still funny in V. The commercials and Chakra Attack are great, and while they're easily missed the news updates that cover single player events can be funny too, like the guy Weazel interviewed after Michael forced Franklin to drive a car into that car dealership's show floor.
>It was crazy as hell, that dude must have been tweakin. I know I am, you got a washing machine I can take apart?

man vice city was ugly

youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g