OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Kill yourself

For everyone of these try hard incel comments i click on the link twice.
Jesus fucking christ.

Maybe Konami wasn't the bad guy we all thought they were.

>I like kotaku

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it's so """good""" that the Japs had to disable comments

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so phantom pain with less gunplay and more survival gimmicks?

Christ dude, no wonder he invented the 'strand' meme to cover up the fact that this is basically a vehicle for his 1 hour and a half movie spliced into cinematics that will be submitted to cannes next year.

>linking directly any websites
where the fuck do you think you are? fucking leave and never come back.

They always disable comments on official videos.

is it always the same tranny that keep linking to kotaku?

Do the world a favor and end your life

I'm not any of those things, and you seem like a 14 year old, go to bed.

>You don't belong here
NOOOO YOU CAN'T POST NEW ARTICLES ON MY SECRET TREEHOUSE SITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I didnt realize it was kotaku and I already clicked. should I dump? how do I archive?

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Gosh I sure am jealous of you PS4 owners. I'm stuck with Astral Chain and DXM and you guys get this swell game.

What a tragedy my life is.

cope

Still looks boring as fuck. Fedex simulator with some gimmicks from MGS 5 tacked on top.

Make me leave pathetic incel, or I'll keep making these threads.

HOLY FUCKING BASED

ummmmmm.... sweaty thats ablism please dont make fun of schizofriends ok???
be better

ok cuck

>I like kotaku

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>people actually fell for this bait
Low IQ 3rd worlders and underages should be shot on sight.

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>Linking fucking kotaku

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>retard posts a shitty link to a shitty site in his shitty thread
>gets told to fuck off
>spergs harder and immediately turns to shitposting

it's fucking sad sometimes

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and another 2 clicks
everytime, until you retarded faggots learn

I think this game looks like dogshit though. Why am I coping? You're just being a retarded newfag.

>YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BROWSE REDDIT, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE TWITTER, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BROWSE NEWS ARTICLES YOU'RE SUPPORTING SJWS NOOOOOO
HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF FUCKING BOOMER

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Not clicking that shit

So after Kojima has shown what you you do in Death Stranding, Kotaku can tell us what you do in Death Stranding. Great. I mean, I get that article is probably a recap for people who haven't seen or can't watch the presentation, but come on.

HOLY FUCKIN BASED Yea Forums BTFO??

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Fuck you, every two clicks wastes your time more than it does mine. So keep replying. I'll keep telling you you're a faggot, and we can both keep up this autistic game till the sun rises.

Why should I fuck off, who are guys in the first place? Some kind of authorities?

cancel you

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Fag.

oh fuck, look at this rule breaker here. you're alone and miserable, shitting up a random anonymous board with buzzwords and garbage articles to make yourself feel better, because you've lost control of your life. I only feel complete and utter pity for the life you're leading.

no one likes you

Never go full retard kiddow.

>I-i-ILL J-JUST KEEP CLICKING THIS TILL U STOP

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You do realize the same IP clicking the same link only counts as one, right?

Of course not, because you're a pathetic retard trolling sad losers on the internet. Kill yourself at once.

thats it I guess.

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>NOOOOOO HOW CAN YOU CLIKC ON THAT LINK???? THESE 20 VIEWS FROM Yea ForumsTARDS WILL MAKE KOTAKU TOO POWERFUL!!! THE WHITE GENOCIDE IS COMING AAAAAAAH

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So we can all agree that Sekiro will be GOTY, right?

Just wondering for those excited for it, why do you watch videos and post in threads about a game you are eager for?
Seems shitty to spoil it. Kind of like the tards who watch movie trailers.

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He's just fishing for (you)'s you retard. Because posting a kotaku article is the easiest way to get them.

>social-media "Likes" seem to be the currency of this world, just as they are in ours.
>just as they are in ours

NO THEY ARE FUCKING NOT
FUCK SHITAKU AND FUCK FACEBERG MATRICENIGGERS

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LINK TO KOTAKU THIS IS MY SAFE SPACE NOOOOOOOO I NEED MY SENSE OF SECURITY NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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No one likes you, go shoot a school or something, you pathetic beta male

bye

>what is changing/resetting IP
zoom zooooooom, fucking retard

outed yourself as a faggot

damn bro u so alfa, now go kys

There were so many great games in 2019 that I have no doubt that Death Stranding will fall instantly to the wayside.

god damn OP sucks a lot of cocks

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I'll stay lmao

FUCK OFF you fucking trannyshits kys

>being so mad you type all this
lol have sex virgin

Have you considered Resetera?
I think it's a better site for you.

Imagine being OP

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The basic gameplay loop was already heavily hinted at in the last year's E3 trailer, and shown directly in the main trailer a few months ago.

>You can actually choose where on Sam’s body to put all this stuff. You can load it all up onto his back like a pack mule, but you can also put items in pouches hanging off the backpack, strap them to his arms and legs, or have him hand-carry certain pieces. This will affect his speed, yes, but also his balance. Sam’s center of gravity will be shown in a yellow circle underneath him as you shift things around. As you run through the world, if you make hard left or right turns, he’ll go off-kilter if he’s overburdened, and you’ll need to press the L2 and R2 buttons to shift his weight back so he stays upright.
Not even being a typical Yea Forumsirgin contrarian here. This control scheme sounds like shit.

Imagine getting defensive because you're so unlikeable that a bunch of pathetic beta makes won't even tolerate you on an anonymous toe nail biting board

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ive never understood what he was complaining about in this
is the sleeve just the packaging on the outside?
just use a knife if you're too pov to open a bottle

>OP sperging out in the entire thread because people told him to fuck off

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I already browse it

op is a faggot so check this 5

kocrapu

>defending kotaku of all things for the sake of being contrarian
how low will you niggers fall?

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>Comments disabled
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KONAMI REDEMPTION ARC

obviously

I'm confused
What

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oh shit I raise you this 8

Thread: Improved

>Yea Forums
>people
LMAO

Extremely based, now check this seven

>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T NOT LIKE A SHITTY WEBSITE AND NOT WANT TO SUPPORT IT NOOOOOO
kys retard

thread saved from the brink

based

Sounds like Steambot Chronicles but with the comfy removed

I believe it is. You'll have to forgive him since he's malnourished and unable to think straight while he drinks Onions.

1

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You can't even type correctly
Have you considered suicide?

since when has Yea Forums allowed free advertising
the most ive seen is banners
as far as i can tell its just the same as someone spamming

buy my shitty game v
>buy my shitty game v
buy my shitty game v
>buy my shitty game v
buy my shitty game v
>buy my shitty game v
tell me how its not

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>off by 1
S7and back, I'll show you how it's done.

I always assumed he was just posting that for the sake of attention, the sleeve wouldn't even stop you from being able to open the cap, even if it slides endlessly you shouldn't be weaker than a baby

NIGHT IN THE WOODS DEV AN HERO'D, THIS IS HER THOUGHTS

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