Not judging based on their in-game powers, but their bodies.
Is Samus physically stronger than Snake?
Caleb Walker
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Robert Carter
Men biologically have more potential for strength than women, so considering their lifestyles would keep them both rather physically fit, prime Snake would more likely be physically stronger
Blake Green
yes, she is half bird-alien
Logan Lopez
This, although samus' upbringing might skew it to her.
I wish I could skew it to her, actually.
Lincoln Davis
Considering she's a chimera of various alien genetics and how she was raised, almost certainly Samus. Snake is peak human though.
Ryder Harris
Snake’s abs are visible through bullet proof armor for some reason
Justin Smith
Yes
Matthew Butler
Samus has been more rigorously tested and modified. If given the same conditions Snake would still be smaller than the original amazonian Samus.
William Carter
Snake is canonically 6 ft., 165lbs.
Samus is canonically 6'3", 192lbs.
Jace Gray
She's just a human/Chozo hybrid, can't believe people still think she has Metroid DNA and X in her.
Ethan Baker
If you look at the upper body, Snake is more buff. If you look at the lower body, Samus is more buff.
I think it's a close call.
Matthew Adams
>192lbs
198lbs
Jack Bennett
That depends on how you interpret her getting the ice beam back in Fusion.
Jackson Flores
Over 40 lbs of pussy and ass
Landon Brooks
I haven't played Fusion in forever, was it explicitly stated she's Metroid/X free after the events of the game? For some reason I still remember her having that shit.
Gavin Wilson
Samus has Chozo and later Metroid DNA.
She wins, but it's technically cheating.
Charles Stewart
It wasn't. I guess some people might think so because she gets the Ice Beam, but the person who said it would be incompatible is Adam who we know was already holding back powerups from her, and was aware of the metroid breeding program on the station.
Camden Jackson
Word of god says she's back to the way se was before the infection and vaccination, interpretation means shit.
No but it's implied from her being able to use the Ice Beam again and can take more damage, Sakamoto outright confirmed it later on.
Cooper Cox
Just Chozo DNA
Gavin Howard
With real versions of those bodies yes, Samus has magic bird genes though.
Elijah Wood
Sakamoto said the Sa-X restored her DNA to normal because fuck having to deal with mutations plotlines later.
Ayden Gray
She didn't get bird dna superpoweres until modern games. She was just a regular woman in a super suit.
Cooper Davis
If you look at the lines of the suit instead of the poorly drawn shading, it becomes instantly obvious that this ass is pretty flat, flabby, and nothing special. You're fucking blind Sybb.
Thomas Brooks
She doesn't get the ice beam, she gets ice missiles because those are compatible with her Metroid biology. It isn't stated or implied anywhere at the end of Fusion that Samus loses her Metroid biology.
Elijah Perez
This was about real versions of their bodied, as I described in OP. Have no idea why people start to discuss in-game lore.
John Brown
It depends as someone pointed out forgetting about their in game powers Samus is a good bit bigger then Snake is.
But You could argue despite Snake being smaller he is built more broad as a man.
Snakes weight is also really off for his height and builds, Samus's is pretty fine given her build but Snake would probably weigh 30lbs more then his official weight considering his profession
Logan Barnes
Because real versions of their bodies is an open and shut case. Nothing to discuss.
Robert King
Nah. Would Snake's buffer upper body give him the advantage, or would Samus's buffer body give her the edge?
Dylan Martin
in their codec call from Brawl, Mei Ling says that Snake has no chance of catching up to her, so there's that.
David Scott
Samus's buffer LOWER body
David Morgan
It's stated by Sakamoto.
John Reed
catching up to Samus* in case that wasn't obvious
Ryder Lewis
>Samus is canonically 6'3", 192lbs.
In power armor
Julian Gutierrez
True but Samus is space alien not a woman.
Sebastian Nguyen
Snake fought a nuclear capable war mech on foot, this was after defeating a psychic, an ace sniper, a gattling gun wielding shaman, the same shaman in a tank, a cyborg ninja barehanded, and a cowboy wannabee. This is just in MGS1. Then, as a fucking geriatric he beat the beauty and the beast squad among other feats of MGS4 all while effectively fucking dying. This doesn't even include what he did in the MG series.
Solid Snake is and always will be the fucking man, he's clever enough, proficient enough with weapons, and skilled in CQC enough to figure out how to beat those who physically overpower him. In his -prime- he was considered charming as fuck to the ladies, Samus doesn't stand a chance once snake realizes he figures out her gimmicks and has her morph-ball into a gutter drain full of c4.
Ryder Bell
Nope, it's never stated to be the suit, that's fan bullshit, officially, she's 6'3 198lbs.
Aaron Perez
I imagine Samus sitting on Snake's face and crushing his head like that girl in The Boys
Leo Hall
>gutter drain
Don't you mean tube
Jason Clark
kill yourself, Sybb
Cameron Wilson
>200lb in power armor
lol
Cooper Wood
It was clearly played with for laughs because haha catch the pretty lady
"Um, Yeah, You wish."
Aiden Torres
I don't think so bub. it's no contest.
no homo
Lincoln Collins
Samus's lower body is clearly bigger than Snake's
Austin Cox
Samus wins easily, her DNA doesn't even matter.
Ethan King
lol no
Adam Mitchell
Kek
Eli Walker
Parker Murphy
Wyatt Jenkins
Lincoln Bailey
Jaxon Walker
This is not Solid Snake, this is Big BOSS
Oliver Scott
this thread needs more ladies doing the sexy lip bite.
Robert Martinez
Andrew Cruz
Joshua Roberts
Mason Baker
but the ass is flat
Dominic Morgan
Robert Diaz
she has bird alien DNA so yes
John Rogers
Wyatt Mitchell
What's with all the maids with skateboards?
Jacob Garcia
Evan Collins
Clearly not, dude. It's a big bubble
Nicholas Parker
James Watson
Adam King
it's better than trying to argue with a retarded swedish vegan about Samus' ass for the 1000th time.
Jose Bailey
Sybb's a vegan?
Lincoln Reed
James Diaz
Kayden Moore
No
Dylan Walker
yep.
Samuel Fisher
Gabriel Watson
how do i into skateboarding lads
Angel James
Exactly. Solid Snake is even stronger.
Jack Johnson
>Samus is canonically 6'3", 192lbs.
Hasn't been true since 2010. She's a womanlet now, shorter than snake.
Ethan Morales
Robert Rogers
Disgusting, it's always Canadians and third worlders who are the biggest shitposters.
Julian Reed
Henry Peterson
>Other M
>canon
Kill yourself
Joseph Diaz
Is there even a character that that can defeat Snake? And I am not talking about MGS1 Snake. I am not talking about MGS4 Snake either. I am talking about Edo Tensei Snake with Hashirama's cells and the eternal Mangekyou Sharingarn implanted into his eye so he can use Mokuton, Amaterasu and perfect Susanoo while being an expert at ninjutsu and taijutsu?
Yeah, didn't think so
Bentley Perry
Grayson Diaz
Brody Mitchell
It is, whether you like it or not. She's the same in Samus Returns, her ZS still has those giant wedge heels. It's over, amazon Samus is gone, and we are never getting her back.
Daniel Hill
Parker Perez
She's 6'3" 198lbs in Samus Returns, cope, Other M faggot.
Josiah Hall
Elijah Sullivan
She's definitely not in the remake, which uses her Other M look. Sorry to burst your bubble user.
Levi Brooks
Matthew Davis
Jason Williams
No, it doesn't, game updates her look heavily.
1/3
Grayson Morgan
>updates her look
>it's literally the exact same one from Other M
Joseph Lewis
Colton Martin
2/3
Elijah Smith
David Walker
Aaron Morgan
Adam Sullivan
not gonna lie, the X-games would be more interesting to watch if they had skating maids.
Parker Barnes
Jonathan James
Luis Taylor
Oliver Edwards
Ayden Ortiz
Jordan Stewart
3/3
Hunter James
Like I said, you're retarded.
Elijah Brooks
Jayden Rodriguez
Sebastian Young
Liam Jenkins
>mole
>big ass wedge heels
>Zero Suit
So... exactly like how she was in Other M?i mean recolor the darker parts the teal color of the rest of it and it's literally a 1:1 copy of her Other M look.
Chase Stewart
Brody Sullivan
I think these are my favorites so far.
Zachary Jackson
As opposed to something like this. I know it's not a pleasant truth, but the old Samus is gone, replaced, and she's never coming back.
Jaxson Allen
Matthew Rogers
Kayden Wood
Connor Nguyen
Christian Taylor
Chase Torres
Christian Roberts
Adam Myers
Like I said, you're a fucking idiot, stupid ass shitposter.
Blake Turner
Elijah Miller
Cameron Walker
Brody Fisher
man, it'd be great if those guys discussing samus took it somewhere other than our skateboarding maid thread.
Julian Martin
Nathaniel Green
Angel Reyes
Jace Bell
Dumb thread
Landon Foster
Brayden Gray
My planet needs me.
Dylan Jackson
>he's a vegan
>this nigger accomplished nothing in his life except posting photoshopped peach screenshots and ask the same question for over 10 years
I used to read about that faggot and report him knowing he'd get banned on gamefags
Robert Gonzalez
Remember when snake was in that skateboarding game?
Aaron Lopez
Due to the rest of this thread I am insanely disappointed that this cosplayer didn't noseslide down that rail
Mason Flores
This guy probably draw one maid with skate board pic but now he has keep drawing them to stay relevant
John Morgan
One more image for you, faggot.
Noah Parker
Stop bumping your own thread, it's pathetic.
Julian Adams
Mother fucker, I'm no even Sybb, I was probably responding to him, you dumb ass idiot, pay attention, please.
Asher Perry
right, just a random passer by necroing his thread
Jacob Richardson
I wouldn't be surprised if you're him still mad Samus is back to being 6'3" 198lbs again.
David Turner
And I wouldn't be surprised if you keep your thread alive for another couple hours by yourself. Have fun.
Charles White
Bye, you stupid mother fucker
Josiah Jackson
Confirmed by Sakamoto that she's not part Metroid anymore by the end of the game.
Basically, the SA-X cloned her genetic material when she was still at her prime, and by absorbing the SA-X she "reconstituted her genetic condition." That's how she can use ice beam again.
>She doesn't get the ice beam, she gets ice missiles because those are compatible with her Metroid biology. It isn't stated or implied anywhere at the end of Fusion that Samus loses her Metroid biology.
You get the ice beam back when you absorb the SA-X, remember? That was the implication that the Metroid DNA is gone.