Play a bunch of vidya with girl online

Consider myself absolutely blessed
Then stuff her gut and pound her ass

Stick my dick in every hole, and then make some new ones.

Fat girls are disgusting irl, none of you have ever fucked one, the smell is gag inducing.

This is the smart way to play it.

Embrace my fate as an architect.

Whats having a gamer gf like, Yea Forums?

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Make up an excuse and leave. But not a good excuse, a bad one, so that she knows it's fake. Someone who is too lazy to not stuff their fucking face doesn't deserve my attention, let alone my affection.

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Theres a girl with this exact body type at work and I think she likes me. Recently she invited me to her place and flaked at the last second. Is she just messing with me or do I keep trying?

giwtwm

>Feed her spicy curry and laxatives
>wait a few hours
>lube up with sweet and sour sauce
>fuck her in the ass

why tho

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If shes asian, fuck her. Asian girls look really cute when thicc, shame no one else does.

I will explain when your older apu

This is true for some reason

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t. virgin who has never met a women in his life.

They dont take it too well that sugestion

This is the only image I have saved as thicc

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I think its because they normally have rounder softer faces in general so it suits them.

this is why i always deep-stalk any girls i meet on games

ridiculous how little info you need to track down someone on facebook. if you have their first name and their steam profile you're pretty much set.

Not if you are a filthy fatass, I excercise everyday and my wife likes watching me, she even joins me sometimes.

Makes sense

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There was a girl I knew in high school and she was round as a ball, cute as fuck face, smelled pretty nice because she was a clean freak and was pretty flat for a fatty
Literally perfect
She still lights a fire in my cock after all these years

Maybe the fat girls you hang out with are smelly and disgusting
>tfw had a fat Puerto Rican gf with a huge ass and she smelled fine
All it takes is good hygiene. Girls smell pretty, man

Idk, mine literally only plays Breath of the Wild. She's beaten it 100% like 6 times and now she's finally saying she's bored of it. I suggested maybe playing Skyrim because it's sorta kinda the same, but she refuses.

youtube.com/watch?v=qpbhskx56G8
is this you

I mean, she's fat, but at least she's 2D.

arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/wWPX8FUmnUfJcvW4DNzIDw/
are you using the thread as an excuse to post your futa stash you sick pedo fuck?

Make obnoxious pig grunting noises.

Fuck her navel.

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I would not meet up with a girl without seeing a timestamped picture or video of her first.

Hit it and quit it bro.
There's nothing wrong with fucking a fat girl, it's quite nice desu, soft womans are the best. Unless you're american in which case fat means grotesquely obese.

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Just get her to play splatoon, dumb basic bitches eat that shit up.

Romance, later impregnate

They have laughable opinions just like any other gamer, but if you can beat them at their favorite game they will let you do whatever you want to them.

>flat and fat

Sounds awful user, I can't imagine a worse body shape.

>switch