Will you be buying/pirating borderlands 3?

>OP asks if people will be playing the game
>someone tells him they never played any other game in the series, so why would they bother with this one
>then a humongous faggot jumps in with his wheezing breath and bad body odor to ask "why did you even bother responding"
Seriously, a question was asked, I answered. What the fuck were you expecting?

nah didn't even like bl2 when I pirated it

Nah, I was planning to pirate it but after they killed pic related I just don't care enough anymore.

At least that whore Lilith is finally dead.

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Maybe next time randy, maybe next time...

Kick rocks faggot

pirate. i'll admit it, im a poorfag.

Hey, man, I know you're feeling bad, but there's no need to further demean yourself.

She was going to die anyway as the main villain

I might get it just because I really like couch co-op games

but ill wait to see what other people say about it first

you'd have to pay me to play it

Randy already paid for my copy, he's such a nice guy! When i pirate it and play it for 30 minutes to never touch it again i will think of him. After 2 years when everyone got milked for $300 worth of dlc i'll just buy the complete edition from a russian or turkish site and pay not even 40% of the epic super sale price and just activate it with a vpn! Wow i really thank him! Such a great guy!

Borderlands 2 killed all interest I had in this franchise.

how do you add it bl3 on steam as a non-steam game? i tried putting it there so its easier to talk to my friends but it wont stay as my status

It was likely yes, but I still held onto hope that a surprise big bad would appear or we would get Far Cry 4 style option or just flat out join her.

Literally posting about his femdom and water sports fetish on Twitter because he thought it would be so lo zany to share.

Just like how he thinks underage girls pissing on command is a neat magic trick.

No, i have better uses for my time then playing a game from a series that has always been shit.
Piss fetish

+1

want to see the perfromance first before pirating.

*Far Cry 5

Pirating now, buying on Steam later if it's not shit.

In a parallel universe with no EGS I would have bought(not pre-ordered) on Steam a few days after launch assuming no horrid reviews from those who actually bought on day one.

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where's the torrent?

>Genuinely believes every thread is for him

The unironic aspergers here is just depressing.
Here's a thought, kid; Maybe the OP wasn't asking YOU specifically the question? You don't have to answer every question posted online, especially if it doesn't even relate to you, dumbass.

Already got bored in prequel after the same mechanics as bl 1 and 2. Not getting this one for sure.

He said he and his family went to some restaurant and he thought the bathroom was so cool that he needed to get a picture of it.
Personally, I think he looks like he's either about to give blowjobs to strangers or get executed.

wtf he looks high as shit.

definitely pirate, will buy it om steam if it's good

There is no crack now or for the next few days i guess. Check the status here crackwatch.com/game/borderlands-3 A really awesome site for keeping track of cracks.

You just look conceited and retarded, like a "quirky" cartoon character from some modern reboot.

>At least that whore Lilith is finally dead.
Thank fucking god. Is this true? Is she considered a villian finally?

how tf do you show fps on epic? why is ShadowPlay not working here? this is shit

My how Yea Forums's opinion of this franchise has 180'd since its launch. I remember the party threads for when Borderlands 1 released. BL2 was a mixed bag and now everyone seems to collectively hate it due to Gearbox's excessive, transparent bullshit.

>everyone is either saying pirate or no
>spregs out over one post saying no and explaining why
BADASS

Yes, she an heroed to save a shithole.
Sadly it was painted as heroic sacrifice

Why would you make up this stupid lie about a restaurant when the truth is so much worse
Are you Randy

I can't imagine being this much of an unaware, and oh so hypocritical, aspie sufferer.

why the fuck is Randy obsessed with magic?

That sucks but I'm glad shes dead. Thanks user!

I got 2 for free, absolutely hated the gameplay so no but its comfy to see this game get collectively shit on

To be fair, no one knew Randy Pitchford at the time

Be civil anons. The mans got a family. Stop being a bunch of angry faggots because your favorite game didn't release on Steam.

calm down nigger, not every thread is about you

or you

The man ruins major projects by embezzling funds and shares child porn. I don't give a fuck about him having a Starbucks family.

BADASS

Fuck off, Randy and/or Anthony Burch.

Fuck off, unironic aspie.

You have anything to say about these?

How do i pirate it?

with no clothes on

BADASS

Nah.

Consider the following; Pirate the game and play it, when it comes to steam and you think you would buy it there, DON'T. Just add the pirated copy to steam library as non-steam game and then sent the games prices worth of hard cash directly to Steam (or Gaben) by mail. This way Steam (or Gaben) gets 100% of profits and Randy gets jack shit.

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>Scrabble floor tiles
Kino

No. It's literally the same game as BL2, with lamer characters (at least Maya was cute and Zer0 was a fun concept) and even worse writing. And I don't want to get banned from the game for acidentally caling a rather masculine robot "he".

No. /thread

Nope. I watched some streams and literally every cutscene is feminist propaganda.

ALWAYS ONLINE DRM SLOWING DOWN THE CRACKING PROCESS. GEARBOX KEKED BY RANDY YET AGAIN. FUCK RANDY AND FUCK EGS. GOOD LUCK PLAYING OFFLINE NOW, FAGGOTS.

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Why not just buy a russian or turkish copy from a reseller pay 30% of the price and give evryone just a few pennies that got probably paid with a stolen credit card.This is the only right way to buy games.

Nah not good enough

>and then sent the games prices worth of hard cash directly to Steam (or Gaben) by mail
holy shit imagine being this autistic retard

>seething that everything isn't about him

> buying
No
>pirating
May be

I'm not giving Randy any of my time or money. At least when Anthony Burch was the most infamous person at gearbox, I could just laugh at him for being a fucking embarrassment. Randy's actively malicious towards his marketbase, with all the shit he pulls.

Mailing shit is hardcore. NOBODY ever expects that.

what the fuck are you even talking about

Your amusing complex

Same. I had a decent time doing couch co-op on the first but the second game got old fast and we wound up dropping it about two hours in. Never went back after that.

Here's the original

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what do you want him to answer
you didn't even give an answer to the question, you just wanted to shitpost for no reason

Is this cropped porn? The only thing that makes borderlands 3 worth existing is the rule 34 we’ll get if this character and Moze.

He didn't even said "we", what the fuck are you doing.

No I won't even be pirating it and I will encourage others to do the same since it looks to be actually worse than Borderlands 2.

I stole it from user a while ago, it may very well be.

i really can't stand to watch the continued abuse randy puts on his wife. i mean, don't you get it? randy has a fat fetish. he utilizes his accountants to spin the profits for his company as tax writeoff just so he can take the cash and continue buying his wife donuts and everything else under the sun that's 500+ calories per serving.
i really don't believe this is a healthy relationship and i cannot condone this type of depraved behavior. therefore i will not be buying this game in support of his wife's physical and mental well being.

Are you ESL?

I might pirate it in a year or two, but I have so many games on my backlog I'd rather be playing that I doubt I'll be doing it anytime soon.

Randy is famous for being a human urinal in gay clubs. No, I am not trolling.

Bless you user. Look at this poor thing.

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She looks like she can just sit on him and suffocate him.

i just want to see what the tales from the borderlands gang is up to

I bet you'd buy it if it was on Steam day one you virtue signaling cockbag

Can someone edit in a stream of piss hitting his face?

bless your heart user. always good to look out for the dame in the face of an abusive male figure.

bruh

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How long until this gets deleted?

Not even gonna bother with that garbage.

yeah might pirate it and play it with my bro since we played borderlands 2 together way back when

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BL2 was boring as fuck, why would I? Especially after the Colonial Marines scandal and what he did to Duke Nukem. Don't take it too personal, Randy.

How do I convince my safety conscious moralfag sister to pirate this shit so we can finish our Borderlands co-op marathon?

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>I think he looks like he's either about to give blowjobs to strangers or get executed.

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You heard him lads

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No, I won't be pirating it. I pirated BL2 and played it for a bit before I realized that it was just more of BL1 over and over again.

I'm not a fan of scripted clown closets with incremental loot. I tried the Divison 2 and it was hot garbage in that the enemy spawns were predicatable and they always showed up at the same spots. All you even get is slightly higher damage numbers on the loot, but it doesn't matter when the enemies go up in level by 1 each time too.

Fuck this style of loot shooter, it's terrible.

I bought it. DX12 mode runs worse and crashes constantly. It's more Borderlands.

Buying? No
Pirating? Maybe

Someone post the version of this picture with the guy pissing onto randy

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Wait, is there already a crack/torrent for the game?