What the hell is wrong with indie dialogue?

I don't mean every indie game every single time, but indies in general seem to have dialogue problems. I'm a couple hours into Iconoclasts and while the gameplay itself is fine, the writing makes me want to close it and never look back. It's grating, somehow pompous and self-flagellant at the same time, and it feels like it was all written by someone who's literally never had a single conversation with another human being at any point in their twee little lives.

Is it just me? Seriously, this shit is awful.

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They never took writing classes

>It's grating, somehow pompous and self-flagellant at the same time, and it feels like it was all written by someone who's literally never had a single conversation with another human being at any point in their twee little lives.
Sounds like WayForward.

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I blame Earthbound.

One of Iconoclasts' problem is that game is written by an ESL who previously used to do crazy action games that were low on story. And now he's trying to do this ultra serious piece about religion and dying planet.

Oh man, another subhuman chopped dick complaining about women in skimpy clothing in a not-so-roundabout way, haven't seen that before.
Dilate.

>thinking this is about Shantae's outfit and not her series' shit writing/dialogue
>thread is literally about indie dialogue
Nice one, spergo.

Western indie devs can’t write for shit

Independent games have been infested with west coast retard "Writers" who mostly chat on social media and rarely communicate with other people in person since they don't have real jobs. They get to sit at home all day drinking starbucks faggochinos and complain about politics while slowly working on their awkward, stilted script.

My favorite thing about this thread full of slackjawed /pol/ retards is that they're blaming their hipster west coast SJW boogieman but Iconoclasts is awkwardly written simply because a Swede who isn't great at writing English dialogue wrote it.

>it's gotta be real. it's gotta feel authentic!

>complain about writing
>heheh frickin /pol/tard. get heckin owned, shitlords!

You know that post somebody made of what's wrong with Borderlands' dialogue? Turns out indie scripters watch the same shows because they have the exact same issues.

in the case of iconoclasts it was a one man project done by a guy that every step of the way was dreading all the work that came with focusing on plot

Then why did that retard make a plot focused game? Thats an incredible lack of foresight.

Yeah, Konjak has some really strong points but dialogue and plot ain't one of them. Go download Legend of Princess (it's free!) or something.

it was an "I wanna do this at least once" kinda deal, and he followed through

Contain your autism for a moment and focus on the topic at hand.

WayForward's latest game, River City Girls, is fucking drenched in embarrassing, ironic weeaboo 4th-wall breaking dialogue. Essentially "Uhhg yeah this is sooo cliche lmao but we're aware of it so that makes us cool." It's painful.

Such a shame, Kunio-kun was always known for its beautiful and artfully crafted dialogue.

They're all made by trannies

Sounds like the average Yea Forums poster

yeah he's not known for his stories, he just makes great games, noitu love 1 and 2 and the legend of princess are also great

oh no no no, that's the thing. These people have taken MANY writing classes. Somehow it makes them even worse. Is it the idea that because they've taken a class it now makes them automatically good? I don't know, but don't think for a moment that these terrible writers are uneducated. They are very well educated, probably got straight A's. They are still absolutely godawful writers in spite of it (maybe because of it!).

A big part of the problem is that these people live in a delusional fairytale in real life. They literally do not understand how the real world works, how actual people work. They don't like to see that there's a seedy underside to humanity and they absolutely do not want to admit that it's not always a bad thing.

These infantile adults only view the world in basic forms. There is no subtelty or depth to their writing. It's about as deep as a twitter post.

I think it's extremely insulting to swedes that you think they have such little understanding of English in spite of years spent learning it in their school system. In fact, if you just do some cursory googling you'll get inundated with articles discussing how good swedes are with the english language.

Honestly you sound like a racist :^)

>These infantile adults only view the world in basic forms.
>There is no subtelty or depth

Hmmmm.

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