I regret owning a PC. I could be playing $60 cinematic railroad epic story games that even my grandma with 20 hours of gameplay, but instead I'm forced into playing $15 indy titles that have to rely purely on challenging unique gameplay combined with mods, resulting in 100s of hours of my time spent on the same.
What console should I get? The Nintendo wii 3, with its childish party games and pc ports. Or the Playstation 4, with its cinematic 24 fps games. Or maybe I can get both.
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Your grandma what?
yooooo
>that even my grandma
What about your grandma
>5ft 11
Subtle, took me awhile to notice that
Even my grandma could play.
no, and fucking how
are you fucking stupid?
Are you motherfucker?
>write a tl;dr blogpost
>accompany with bait image
nah. off topic bait faggotry
Dildo brains lmao
>took me awhile to notice that
not him but 5'11" guys really look like that to me
I got to gym with a couples Instagram famous people that have half million followers. All them are helll rip in pictures but nothing like that in real life and are midgets.
cute toes
Are you handicapped?
Reminder that Dwarves suffer from a deficiency in bone mass and growth.
But it doesn't apply to cartilage.
Meaning a dwarf could probably outfuck you. Even if they're average they still appear huge in comparison.
but console have indy shit too, and PC has cinematic railroads too?
having said that. Based PC Chad.
Reminder: if you do most of your gaming on a console, istead of owning a gaminc PC and having a DRM box console on the side for exclusives, then you are an actual honest to god retard and a pleb.
The guy is 3'11"
And? Do you know what cartilage is?
I'm 6ft, shorter people don't really seem that much shorter but I feel very short next to someone only a few inches taller than me. It's an odd phenomenon
Same im 6'2 anyone even the slightest bit taller than me makes me feel like a little baby
It's weird but short people I barely even regiater that theyre shorter than me unless they're like a kid or something.
I'm 6'6" and I definitely notice that most people are far smaller than I am. And I find people taller than I am unsettling. Especially if they're more than a couple inches taller.
I'm 6"8 and people are essentially ants to me.
>be 6' 5''
>always wanted a little buddy with a knife to carry around on my back so we could go Banjo Kazooie niggas
>all my friends are also over 6'
>there is something in the water here
>tfw no little buddies.
>5'10"
>taller than half the people in my city
>Constantly see memes about anything below 6' is short as fuck
>tfw manlet amongst a sea of midgets
5'10" is King of manlets, congrats
Fellow 5-10 here. I just outright lie and tell people I'm 6. Even the 6+ guys believe me.
What if most of my tastes coincide with said console exclusives and the few non-exclusives my work laptop can't handle don't represent a significant enough expense that it would be cheaper to buy a PC?
Only if they're lying as well. I always hear things like, "you must be at least 6'8", because I'm 6'4" and you're a lot taller than I am." No, son. You're 6'2".
I'm 6'2 and I feel like a fucking midget when there's someone taller than me in the same room too.
I'm sure it's mostly because I'm so used to the usual "haha you're so tall, do you play basketball user?" comments so I feel more self-conscious than usual when I see someone taller than me because it doesn't happen every day.
midgets are pretty cool.
manlets not so much.
>6'2
>"haha you're so tall, do you play basketball user?"
huh, it's just tall-ish up here
I don't think he's actually 5'11"
Kys
Getting the basketball comment as a 6ft white dude is bizarre. I just barely meet the qualifications for tall, I'm just taller than average
Whats wrong with her face?
Because it's easy to get ripped when your short, t. muscle midget
I'm 5"10 ,self conscious about it, doesn't help at all that I've always got the hottest, smartest, richest wife in the room.
I've got a friend who's about the same height as me (5'8, go on without me bros) constantly trying to pass himself off as 6'0. It doesn't even seem like a lie, when I point the reality out to him he just can't comprehend it, he HAS to be 6'0 for whatever reason. I'll think I've finally broken through just to catch him saying it again months later
Same. My brother and father are both 6'4 and I hate being with them even tho I'm 6 ft
I have both and I'm happy. Boy, I love videogames.
short people always pick fights w/ me at concerts
about 20 minutes.
this.
Then you shove them on their back, and they start screaming and hollering like a turtle with down-syndrome.
t. 6'0
im 5'8. Life is pretty good
>tfw 6'5"
>have an Amazon fetish
What the fuck, God?
That use to be me, except I stomped every single one of you lanky cunts because you never watch your goddamn knee's.
>6'0 without shoes
>6'2 with shoes
And uhhhh FUCK MANLETS
I'm 5'11 and tower over 90% of people. It sickens me knowing there's this many short people in society. Yes i'm a self hating below 6'.
I'm 6'1 and people who walk towards me on the street look taller to me and I feel tiny. When they pass me, I discover they are actually shorter than me.
Make friends with an asian
>5'11"
>Super short/Minigirl fetish
Thanks, God. I would've won on this even if I was shorter.
I absolutely would a muscle midget.
LONDON
SALT LAKE CITY
what fucked up inbred village do you live in that 6'2 is "tallish"?
I’m a 5’6 manlet is that good enough
Sweden. Average is 6', so it's kind of tall. I mean, it is noticeably above average, but it's not tall tall, you know.
How is the average 6", sand niggers are like 5"7
>How is the average 6"
>"
I'm not privy to that.
>subtle
Don't lie, we all know the reason you import so many is because Sven can't get enough arab cock.
Plastic surgery.
I'm 6'7 and feel the same way but it's extremely rare that I meet someone taller and when I do they're usually lanklets
It seems like being above 6' for the most part doesn't have much in the way of upsides, aside from longer reach. Almost everything is designed for people who aren't lanklets.
What exclusives
Is this the dumbest thread in months?
>tfw 5’8”
>tfw wife is 5’7”
Oddly enough, my parents had opposite heights
Being a Mexican sucks and rules at the same time
Does playing basketball really make you taller?
Have you seen basketball players?
Nope they are already tall, it just makes you blacker
Yeah all that jumping stretches you right out
it's the hanging
grabbing the basket and breaking your fall stretches your arms and spine
>muh mods
Yeah, because having dickgirls in your game add at least another 50 hours of high-quality refined gameplay.
me thinks you are a dark skinned native looking mexican, met many mexicans who are 6' foot plus and white skinned. me included
Persona 5, bloodborne, various srws, dissidia NT, gundam vs...
Most of my time was spent on bloodborne and gundam vs. On pc I usually play metroidvanias and 2d platformers, with the occasional FPS when I'm at a friends house. I also play a lot of poschengband.
I own a switch too, mostly for the first party games and portability.
I'm 7ft and feel tiny when 8ft guys in my neighborhood are around.
What kind of guy teases a dwarf about their height? That's really low hanging fruit.
Imagind playing modern video games instead of spending a dozen of hours a week playing some classics vidya, fucking cute girls and then hiding away for a couple of hours to work on your plan to kidnap and enslave a midget. Losers the lot of you
what about mods that rebalance things or fix bugs or add content
im 7'2 and feel like a freakishly tall giant
I'm 5'10" and I say I'm 5'6" to embarrass people who are taller than me.
>tfw 6'8
>Same fetish
Why are we forsaken brother?
manlets: cringe
dwarfs: based
Welp guess one of the few benefits of being 5'4 is not being bothered by people being taller than you. Have a 6'1 friend who gets a jittery and competitive when we're talking with a taller dude. It's extremely annoying and embarrassing to watch.
everything but her disgusting feet has been surgically modified
Plz be trolling. How long did it take you to type that out?
male
Fucking kek'd. All my frens are 6'3"+ but I'm 5'9" with a town famous 10/10 handlebar mustache, so it was like I was the master mind rollin with my squad of goons. You giants are alright, don't go to Dave's Big and Tall store tomorrow
wouldn't that help even more?
>6'7
>talks about lanklets like he isn't one
Yea Forums. The only website where everyone is a 6'6 giant. And yet somehow still virgins.
who said they were a virgin? that sounds like projecting
>lying about your height
Literally why?
Men exaggerate their height so much it's ridiculous. It used to be just manlets who lied about their height but nowadays even 6'2" guys are claiming 6'4".
kek
But why? I honestly don't get it.
Your height is clear as day as long as you're meeting in person anyway, and if the lie gets exposed you're just embarrassing yourself needlessly.
It's like the dumbest thing you could lie about because it's so fucking obvious.
Show that picture to Michael Tyson.
I like owning a PC, they just give away keys for landfill indie games like confetti
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already have this game
can't start a thread as both my ISP and mobile network's IPs are banned from uploading for some gay reason
I never come here any more
have fun
literally me
>this thread
>But why?
Because females
What is this from? I see it posted infrequently and have always wondered.
Nice projection. Keep port begging
Im 1, 85.
I really grow taller when got sick has a kid/teenager.
Stayed days in bed with fever and whrn i came back to school people telled me if i grew taller.
you're*
mental midget
>I just outright lie and tell people I'm 6. Even the 6+ guys believe me.
They don't, they just think so little of you that they don't fucking care to contest the claim. If I had a midget come up to me and claim to be 3 inches shorter than me I'd say "okay" and walk away
>be 1'85
>some muscle and fat
>weight above 110 kg
>sir your obese, says medic
What the fuck.
I see people with my same weight and they look morbid.
5"7 with a 5"2 Hafu GF
I'm AIGHT
Half what? Dwarf?
>5"7
no user, you are the gf
>5'8
>Giantessfag
My gf is 5'7 and I tell her to wear high heels and fix up her hair because it gets me going.
>5' 11"
I AM 5' 11", so I caught it right away, but it was pretty funny.
I am 5’8
I’m not very tall but I’m satisfied
>185cm
>110kg
jesus fuck user
unless you are professional boxer, go on diet you fat fuck
Its dom or sub giant? This is important.
Also you can cosplay as barbarian and explorer and roleplay.
lmao physical insecurity
I said im strong and i have a wide back and shoulders.
I can do sports whitout dying but im fat. Dont feel obese.
That even my grandma with 20 hours of gameplay.
Just go to lift.
Smaller people can get a sixpack faster than giants.
Then you can aim to hunt amazons. Just be confident and avoid thots.
>tfw not tall enough to be average height but not short enough to be called out on being a manlet
You are saying that as a joke but I've been playing Honey Select for a year and I have like 400 mods on it
how tall user
You're borderline obese
I'm 190 and was 115 a few years ago. My friends called me Buu
Now I'm 95 and I still feel like Buu. My love handles make me look like I'm wearing a champion's belt underneath the clothes
6'4 and same
Life is suffering
Here, the average height is 5'9", but I'm 5'7" and most girls are 5'1" or below.
you are obese
user, i have a belly but im not a ball of fat. Thats what i said about seeing people with less weight than me being morbid obese in form.
She claims she likes the dominate position and doing dom stuff, but shes a total pushover in bed. She tries to do amazon position every time but her form is honestly bad, she keeps breaking my dick but I don't have the heart to tell her shes doing a bad job. Shes got an 11/10 blowjob though and adapted very quickly to feet stuff, puts them in my face after every work day and plays with my crotch in foreplay. Shes also black if that matters.
Depending on his muscle mass, BMI calcs may not be accurate.
>I just outright lie and tell people I'm 6
You and everyone else, girls think I'm 6'4/6'5 because of you nerds
i knew a guy that was 5'2" and married to a girl a few inches taller than him. you don't have any excuses in this thread. imagine being 6'0" or taller and a fucking virgin in your late 20s, lmao
you're just deluded and cant see that you're fat
it's pretty common with you fatties
6'4" here, same for me lads, it doesn't help that I live in a country full of manlets and the only tall girls are unreachable volleyball players
he probably has no relevant muscle
Try to do ber the reverse cowgirl. Also you must tell her about her bad form or your dick will break for real. Tell her about the blowjob technique in compensation.
>black amazon
Danm, imagine...
Colder climates produce taller people fyi
Same with wolves
Straight away because Takashi-kun doesn't care to cheat on another man.
I have a job about carrying weights.
I know im fat, but not obese, fuck.
I think NT is on the PC as well, there was a sale a while back and I saw it there
>tfw only 6'2
And I fucked a drunk chick once.
>OVER 110kg at 185
You're not Arnold. That's fucking competition weight. Unless you are a professional bodybuilder, you're morbidly obese.
Didn't know that, but mine probably can't handle it
Reminder
You're obese. You're not above 200lb lean from manual fucking labor. Not at 6'1. You're carrying more extra blubber than a fucking pregnant woman. You are obese. There is no 'no', no borderline. Add delusional or not, you're still obese.
Put me a photo of a morbid obese with the same weight.
Read the whole sentence. The games even (verb) his grandma.
I'm 6', but height shouldn't factor into self worth.
Here, this is what a lean 245 looks like. At 6'2.
You don't even lift. You stack fucking boxes for a living. You are not Arnold. You are obese.
>tfw tell people I'm 6', too
>I'm 6'2
>all those knowing smirks when people talk themselves up
Pretty accurate.
>6'1
>took a shit so gross that the toilet clogged immediately
Life is good.
Right side should say mind of men, you fags cry more about height than any woman I've ever met.
damn, should have taken a pic bro.
I thought about it. It piled up over the water line.
you've never met any women
This whole post is just layers over layers of low quality bait. It's like one of these exaggerated burgers with 5 patties, too much cheese and bacon all over the place deep fried in oil with bacon on top. Yes, food analogy. This thread is so bad it deserves one.
The contribution of manlets and other weirdos to the arts far outstrips the annoyance of having to put up with insecurities.
>food analogy
me too, i was confused because i don't use those retarded american feets, heads and sticks measurement systems.
Explanation for non americans?
>5ft 11
What?
you know, its a measurement of height, roughly 47 feet shorter than 6’1 for comparison
If you are shorter than 5 foot 10 just take hrt and become a cute girl
im 5 ft 5
5'11" is actually 180cm.
Americans are obsessed with height more so than dick size. Anyone below 6'0" is considered short. It takes just one more inch from 5'11" to be 6'0", but if his height does not start with 6' then he's a short.
The joke here is that the dwarf is not actually 5'11" but he might as well be because he'd be a manlet anyway.
user there are roughly 6 joe rogan’s worth of height between 5’11 and 6’0, don’t lie to that user
>shorter than 5 foot 10
Stop lowering the bar just so you can make over it.
The cutoff is at 6'0".
>6’0
Stop lowering the bar just so you can make over it.
The cutoff is at 6'1
you can take up knitting with your grand mother and make her happy instead of pissing people off here user
I'm not doing that.
I'm 5'11". However I live in Europe and in here the cutoff is at 180cm. So long as I don't go to a country with imperial system I'm fine.
180 is actually 6'2.
Imperial is fucking stupid
Oh wait it's 5'11. I went the other way
>look, I'm a PCfag, look at all these amazing indies exclusive to us
lol, you are really proud of your amazing experience of playing with your shitty laptop, exclusive just to you
EVERYONE owns a toaster laptop/pc you moron, any consolefag can already play 99% of the PC games since they don't require actual gaming PCs, and it's not like the even exist any worthwhile pc exclusives that require one.
No it's not.
180 cm is precisely 5'10 7/8" or about 0.016 football fields.
can you tell me how many burgers tall that is euroanon
Big Macs or Whoppers?
Royale with cheese
Bic Macs are the standard unit
Because the internet is full of normies now and they're all obsessed with sex, so the dumb shit women think makes them all retarded. They only care so much because women care so much, its why guys make fun of each other for 99% of the shit they do, do you think they would rip on someone for playing cool games or eating tasty foods if they didn't result in you being a less desirable sexual partner?
Women are the main reason why men are such faggots to each other all the time.
If you're taller than average then short people are statistically more likely to do anything to you. It's basic rocket science.
Bic Mac height varies by country but after a quick google the commonly accepted average height is 3.6 inches.
With that height 180 cm is 19.69 big macs.
My erect cock isn't slapping it
Thank you, i will use this for future shitposting
I'm 185cm and sometimes I feel small
I'm 5"6 and /handsome/ so I'm fine. many girls will reject you but that's most guys regardless, in fact I ignore a lot of women. Would rather play wow lately or read books/watch netflix. Plus I'm too broke right now.
But how do you feel about having to ask a taller man to reach for something in the top shelf?
Charisma and confidence adds to size too. If you only have physical height but neither of the other two you'll feel small in this world.
hey fellas where my 1'11" fellow chads at
fairies 4 lyfe
It's 5'11
