Pissing and shitting and pooping and cumming and walking and babies? Uh, gonna have to pass on this one fellas. Uh, not gonna lie, not really feeling this.
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Carson Watson
You're just describing life.
Owen Hill
fuck I can wait to piss and grow shrooms.
And then sing to my pod baby.
Alexander Morris
I have seen 5 minutes of gameplay and I'm going all in. Ps4 will be my first console because this game.
Primitive hypercapitalism is now. You can win or die. Not middle points. Not with this product.
Cameron Kelly
That's a real short game. Kojima fags btfo!!
Leo Martinez
but can you shit on babies
Oliver Adams
FEDEX COURIER SIMULATOR
JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY AS
Carter Morris
replenish health drinking jizz and eggs
Brandon Nelson
You can create a homunculus.
Lucas Powell
Aiden Morales
I"LL SUPPLY THE SPERM.
Juan Allen
fuck off thats shopped. or broken in translation.
Luis Thomas
That's not shopped but you can't fucking drink it
Oliver Brown
In ancient times people would jerk off and consume the sperm of a warrior who was killed in battle since they would have an erection from the adrenaline of combat.
Kevin Cooper
I'm so glad that it looks great and people are still seething. Just what I needed to bridge the time until release.
Justin Brown
I can see from a mile away that this will be one of those 100 hour game and I already know I don't have the actual time to dig the fuck in and take in the atmosphere, feels bad man
Caleb Martin
Based
Robert Sullivan
I haven't been "feeling" this garbage since they debuted the greasy hill billy looking faggot from The Walking Dead in one of the early teasers. I'm glad to see I made the right decision.
Zachary King
The game's only 49 min long? Doesn't seem worth $60 desu.
James Howard
WHERE'S THE GAMEPLAY, KOJIMA? WATCHING CUTSCENES AND WALKING DOESN'T COUNT
Jack Johnson
i already bought and paid for the collectors edition and i will enjoy it and theres nothing you can do about it :4)
James Campbell
Are Kojima drones so cucked they will actually buy a walking, pissing, cooming and shidding simulator??
Christopher Bailey
That's what Kojima wants you to think
Ian Reed
How long until Sony gives him the boot and he gets picked up by (((Microsoft))) and starts blowing their money on B list actors and a shitty walking sim?
Xavier Parker
Next year
Zachary Brooks
It will be funny to see how the game will sell.
Because I predict that it will sell millions of copies and make even more millions of dollars for Sony.
Juan Collins
No, that's not how Yea Forums works. You're supposed to say that it's going to fail, then cry when it inevitably succeeds.
Owen Martinez
Or in the case of Survive say it'll be a huge success blowing Kojima out of the water then go maximum cope when it fails.
Brandon Morgan
Yea Forums is full of retards
Ian Ward
BRIDE ON
PISS ON
ROCK BABY ON
WALK ON
DELIVER GOODS : PASSED
Andrew Hernandez
youtu.be
fuck off
Juan Watson
>Faggot judges a game for seeing a small trailer and browsing on Yea Forums
Ryan Nguyen
is there really pooping?
Joseph Cruz
In his own words Kojima implied on twitter that what we saw wasn't even "actual gameplay", and that we're getting that next showcase.