Her

Next smash bros needs to give sandbox a cute girl voice and everytime you hit her she makes orgasm noices, and the final blow is a mega orgasm noice but only if you hit her hard.

Optimal waifu beatings for laifu

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Is there porn of it yet?

stop

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You can grab her, but if you hold her too long she dies and Nintendo Bricks your Switch XL for murder

>demanding personification
but we already have perfection

>everyone in the roster gets messy in a bit of wet sand after every home run contest
>ganondorf is often the most soaked in it
>sandbag is always excited to see Ganondorf and blushes if he's in a match or in the stadium

I looked at this so now you have to as well

Enjoy the watchlist anons

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>shota
already ruined

Chub is not perfection.

"Bro I swear I just watch shotacon for the presence of thick mommy women"

I understand, but rules are rules

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I think most dudes like shotacon for the self insertion.

And then ganondorf realizes, and makes this face.

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Sandbag is my wife!

>every time you stick it in she makes this face

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i prefer masturbation for the self insertion

the fucked silly eyes when you build up damage on it are hot as fuck

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don't make me jack off to the fucking sandbag please Yea Forums

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Yeah I'm not liking this new homerun contest. You can't hit her out of the main pedestal until the bat drops down. It feels so much easier than the Melee version. I remember none of my friends knowing you could damage the sandbag first to send it even further so we all just hit it normally with the bat.

I will make a busty sandbag humanoid with you in mind, frogposter.

>humanoid
>busty
ruined

>no sandbag gf
My percentage can't go any higher. Take the bat to me already.

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Why does the self-insert have to be a little boy?

I’d make a joke about her % rising with each hit, but that’s literally Home Run.

Hi everyone, what's going on in this thread?

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We’re putting your fucking face on a fucking sandbag. That’s what.

We're fucking the sandbag

Imagine hugging the sandbag tightly as you slide your peepee in haha

I wanna show the sandbag what it’s like to be gentle and loving with your handling, instead of rough and utilitarian. She will then crave my loving caresses, then giving me a sad glance when another fighting comes to practice with her.

i want to fuck the sandbag so hard stuffing starts pouring out from her seams desu

Real talk sandbag body pillow or AHEM sandbag when?

I’d buy that shit in a heartbeat

imagine getting cucked by the Ganondorf that gets her to 250% and then finishes with a reverse warlock punch

>dude sexualize everything lmao
this is your mind on porn addiction

>walks into the center of a gamer ritual circle
"heh, gamers amirite?"

What are you under the impression is about to happen?

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can no longer tell if it's ironic or not

>when you've fapped so fucking much to everything else the desensitization has rendered you desperate to find something that can still get it up
not even having sex would do anything at this point, just off yourselves

I'd self insert into a cute shota boy that's for sure

I'd hit that.

Today I learned that Yea Forums filters c/u/m/b/r/a/i/n into gamer

>Normies pushing against the last core tenant of the internet, porn being fucking everywhere and rule 34

Time to pack up lads, the normies have officially taken over, as if the corporations trying to quash this wasn't bad enough.

I completely understand now why so many people have lost their mind with this forced lewd and porn spam shit that they shitpost the new coomer wojack and its various other synonymous forms now.

Please. Go fuck an actual bag of sand irl. Then pretend you enjoy the feeling of sand in your urethra. Something has to punish you for your brain being in your scrotum instead of your skull.

The filter went up less than a day after the spam first hit how are there people who still don't know about it

Not him but the appeal is to dudes who are obssesed about lusting over an adult woman as kids and never getting the chance to consumate it which is what they try to accomplish vicariously through SS fantasies. Think of it as a very specific form of sexual revenge.

i bet all the retards in here unironically trying to get le epic sandbag rule34 so whacky and randum XD are the same ones that try to fit in by shitting on furries when they're literally more obnoxious and pathetic looking by trying to be special snowflakes above it all by 'lewding' objects, there must also be a humiliation fetish kink tied in with this shitposting

IM. GONNA...

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based coomer

You can't grab the sandbag in Home Run Contest. Inaccurate.

>got to 398
>can't reach that 400 mark

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>unga booga me see red splotches pp hard fafapfapfapfap

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Found the furry guys

oh but you'd love to so you can jerk off easier right? how many hundreds of emails have you already personally sent to sakurai about exactly this?

refer to

kys furry and you other "i'm too epic and smart for porn and porn memes"

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So what IS your interest in the sandbag? Or is it possible you’ve suddenly become blind to every other thread on this board?

>poison cloud spamming makes the damage go to insane numbers quickly
Move over, Ganondorf. Make way for the new king of HRC.

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>this seething furfag
i wank to anything
you can grab the sandbag item

lmao butthurt furfag, you cant just help yourselves right?

i'm sure by the rate you're going you'll do it long before me bro
draw some red lines on random Yea Forums posts and go jerk off to calm your nerves and stave off the inevitable just a little longer

...

>haha take that roasties i'd rather fuck a bag of sand than you

Is this the incel gathering thread?

>this seething roastie
i wank to anything (but you)

I finally managed to reach 1000k in Homerun Contest (Ganondorf), and I bet sandbag-chan had a lot of fun being mercilessly tossed around by me

I swear there should be a term for people who obsess over wojack, these people have been clinging to this meme for over a decade

>the true point of HRC was to see who Sandbag would go with as waifu/husbando showing who is more dominant
>somehow it's going to turn out there's someone or something in that sandbag that will finally come out when this is decided and no one will be ready for what is revealed at that moment

they have one, facebook kids

More like the self-absorbed cunts outing themselves general, first the zoophile and now you, toastie

actually I'm pretty happy I have my porn addiction in a manageable state and I get by pretty well I dont actually hate furries I jerk off to their porn all the time

for the love of fucking god smashfags are literally worse than bronies at this point where the fuck is the containment board

why thank you piranha plant, i would first like to thank the monado and it's buster art for free damage, and i would also like to thank smash for it's extra launch distance

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>not shulk.

nah, you have to put effort into getting that level of bad

man cant we just enjoy a wholesome thread about sandbag-chan without hating on people or arguments

her :)

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>that visibly flustered look Sandbag gets when you start really building damage on it

Not sure if that was a good idea

Have sex unironically. It's not too late to save yourselves from being victims of population control.

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Don’t the fighters start steaming at a high percentage?

all me

>why can't we just circlejerk in peace on the blue board haha so edgy and rebellious just like my teenage years

all me baby

Nope. Newfags won't have any of it.

nope

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yes
sandbag does too

well what's your record, flowerfaggot?
and what about you, monadomaggot?

nicovideo.jp/watch/sm35641644
this is how the demon king does it

they use kun for girls too

>it's the hundred billionth porn bait thread that's guarunteed to hit 500 replies every single time it gets reposted until everyone involved can't get their dicks up to the subject material anymore and needs to find something else

>porn bait
user
its the fucking sandbag

>Sandbag thinking she’s worthy of Ganon’s arcane Gerudo cock.

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I've heard -kun used for girls in anime.

Just give it another hour until someone draws the top half of the sandbag on top of the shoulders of a generic giant tits big hips feminine figure and then suddenly everyone loses their shit over it

Why?

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So thats how you build up damage near the end

FuckFuckFuckFuck Abort Mission

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based
all me again

I remember people crying like crazy that home run contest was removed when the game launched, yet now that it's added back I've hardly seen anyone even mention it. Do people really give a shit about the minigame modes or not? I feel like Sakurai probably made the right decision trimming things like modes and trophies in favour of a bigger roster.

still me baybee

It's just hipster tier waifufags that needed their fix

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It's an objectively good inclusion, although I'd prefer if the bat appeared immediately so we could do bat-dropping again. Melee has over 200 more trophies than Ultimate btw.

Do you guys dig vending machines?
youtube.com/watch?v=8VR_yv-l6_k

oh my mistake, Ganondorf can actually get past 3000k
nicovideo.jp/watch/sm35665344
your turn, "new king of HRC"

Because I can pretend I'm getting the love and affection I never got as a kid

>treating melee and sm4sh trophy descriptions as ultimate canon

You are the biggest retard in this thread

It was just something that could be used to shitpost at the game. Break the targets and board the platforms were fun to complete once for each character but none of this stuff has ever been really important.

>practise
the fuck is wrong with you brits

take this shit to the inanimate object threads on /trash/

actually sandbag don't have gender

As much as teen Titans go blows the upside is it revived the characters popularity and in turn artists draw them out of commission or interest.

I'll show you love and affection if you'll get in my van.

I feel like it's because they just want a more femdomy comic, but they're hard to find without a big
>PSYCHE THE GIRL IS ACTUALLY A SUB
or pegging/razors/other painful shit so they settle for that. Or they're pedos.

sandbag r34 when

I wish someone could create a filter of some kind. I don't hate it just tired of seeing it.

Umm...wojakfags...?

Why are cute faces hot?

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According to the trophy info from melee, she likes getting beat.
Basically the biggest M to ever exist in any canon.

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You mean Project M doesn't stand for Project Melee?

Drawfags, where's our Sandbag-chan?

>CHAN
Unless you mean humanized, get the fuck out.

Honestly, yeah. Just putting a tiny sandbag on a grey track suit would be weird. I was thinking wearing a bleached paper bag with interchangeable expressions. Maybe...?

Yes, I mean humanized.

>made it blush
>according to Melee the sandbag enjoys getting beat
What, why