Jill is a cute drunk

It's just a cover up.

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she dated at least 3

I want to set her straight, if you know what I mean

>tfw we might get a Nirvana release date by the end of the year

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She fucks dogs

*cats
she hates doggos

Dorothy is pretty cute too

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Vallhalla was exceptional for the first half of the game but as soon as the story is about Jill, it turns to utter shit.

second best character after jill

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Do you think Jill thinks Gillian is attractive or is he too much of a fuckboy for her?

How do I get a gf Bros? I didn't give a shit 10 years ago but now I'm worried

Every bar has a Jill, go out more.

I thought it was just above okay for the most part, but I also do think it takes a downward turn around the same point.

It's a honestly a bit of a tie for me. Both of them are pretty great!

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the collab was fucking hard

I wonder what she smells like after a long shift.

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It just goes to show you that even a dumpster like Jill would always have a man/woman to be with in real life solely because she's cute.

abs

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Cigarettes and hard booze

You mean cigarettes and a bunch of artificial alcohol substitutes

Ha.

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I'm the opposite, I just don't care anymore.
Some regular friends would be nice though.

Hopefully she'll get in bed with Sam next

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Friends/fuck buddys is the only chance left in society now. Kinda depressing, and most can't even obtain that

indeed, that's my aspiration now.
And now I get nervous trying to keep regular friends and always screw it up

This desu, the best you can hope for is to find some bros you can be lonely with.

Sam isn't a dyke and she's also a loyal wife who wouldn't cheat

Sam's into boys
and only one boy

>isn't a dyke
She's a female main character in a Sukeban game
>a loyal wife
One of the first bits of info we got about her is that she's in a rocky marriage

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Scroll the picture up and down

hopefully, hopefully

Wonder if the new boss will have similar nick names
Dana is called the Red Comet maybe the next boss will be the White Devil

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A marriage that has lasted for nearly a decade

The crimson lightning

The Queen of Hearts

people who play any gacha besides GF shouldn't count as humans

I still find it weird that Dorothy is loudly proclaimed to be a loli sexbot several times yet people from theleft and the right still like the game and are totally non judgmental about it

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leftist like her for being a charming sex worker
right wingers for being a horny loli

Didn't she something about dragging him into a closet and fucking his brains out?

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I don't think so
definently for Alma but I think she just sees Gillian as a coworker and punching bag

>people who play any gacha shouldn’t be counted as humans
Ftfy

I hope Sam gets just as much fan art and porn as Jill's

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Shame about her event

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Wonder if Anna will show up in Nirvana

please play my hotline miami 2 custom level featuring gil

hopefully there's an ending where she drops the yakuza cunt and his rat to fuck gil

1.7% gang

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She's bisexual and as a bi man, I love her because of it.

I'm actually pretty surprised at the numbers that came out for the event. Less than half of the people playing got Jill, that statistic kills m.e

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Alma said that's what she would do.

She definitely does care about him and got worried about him when he disappeared. I think she just doesn't like how secretive he is and wants him to be more open.

I want to hump her fat butt

And now look at those legs when she's not wearing pantyhose

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>Jill will never choke you out with her stockinged thighs
holy fuck why do i even live

Sam is way cuter than Jill

I don't disagree

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She definitely cares about him as a person and friend
just not in a romantic way

Is Sam a shortstack?

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Rad shiba dont count!
He is a shiba with sunglasses user, SUNGLASSES!

THE SLUT JILL
>depressed and mopey all the time
>already peaked at age 27
>flat as a board, gets made fun of all the time
>has a shirt proclaiming how much of a slut she is
>standards so low will fuck pretty much any guy (except Gil)
>but she can't get a guy so she moved over to girls
>can't maintain a relationship, longest one only lasted 3 years
>poor as fuck, can't even afford rent

THE WAIFU SAM
>cheerful, happy, always smiling
>32 and still going strong
>big honkers
>doesn't sleep around, committed to one guy
>loving wife and mother of 8 years
>not a degenerate "bisexual"
>isn't poor, in fact far from it

She's bisexual.

>isn't poor, in fact far from it
Why is she a bartender then?

Because she wants to. Her husband is a rich yakuza dude, she's already got all the money she needs.

The fuck is this user

She shows little to no interest in any male character in the game though.

Do not lewd Sam

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>boys

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Why not?

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Samniggers keep moving, this is a JILLFAG board!

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No that's Dana's thing.

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Such power.

>shame
I've played 6 different mobage now across 5 yearsm and this is easily the best event script I've ever read.

>they picked a dilating composer for nirvana
It's going to be shit

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Does Sam’s heaving milkers still produce? Are we going to get some based lactation art making White Russians?

No they don't most bartender girls are "woke" women with tattoos who couldn't feign interest even if their life depended on it

This event made me realize what a trash GFL is gameplay wise and there's not a single reason for me to keep playing. I've bought a Jill's game though and so far it's a much better experience.

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