I'll start:
You wake up and it's the day
Yea Forums writes a video game story, 7 words at a time
you find out your dick's been changed
Your mother will die in her sleep
You look at yourself in the mirror, you have big breasts, small waist and wide hips with thick legs.
You are armed with a copper sword
and then the mc dies, the end
but there's a post-game secret boss
Fuck you
But you ignore the final boss and get the Day 1 DLC, will be $80, you go to your closet and grab a small skirt and a small shirt that will show your navel.
You get ready to leave your house and look for the person who killed MC.
that's not 7 words you dumb fuck
while walking someone calls you a nigger
You strip to prove you are not.
Bu it's gone!
"It" being your chest, you're actually a...
Transgender numale looking for a respectable mate
mimic that lost your beautiful chest shell
Turns out today you're in luck, because
Old saint thick wants to sit on
Your face and force you to nut
Right in his tight, plump, rosy butt
then you kill yourself for being queer
but Satan makes you hit the dab
that you and Reimu Hakurei Marry
Right on top of his favorite reindeer
That is the 40 percent my dear
And then, from the corner of your
Eye you notice a little black child
with her 16 inch feminine penis waiting
But then the tiannamen square massacre happened
You were pretty bummed about it but
You're chinese, so that's life I guess.
The good ol’ days after 9/11
...
Fuck niggers, said president bush
as father and son, based and redpilled
You go on Yea Forums and make smash threads
While your mom brings a hot tray
xd
When suddenly, ganondorf from Twilight Ptincess appears
"Shirou, Shirou wake up, you are late"
You just activated my reverse trap card