You did preorder my game, right Yea Forums?
Borderlands 3
no, randyy, no
No, friend bought it for me and we'll be playing it tonight. She's gonna play Moze and I'm going with FL4K.
waiting for the goty edition at 75% off or pirating it is the way to go.
Who told you I'm Randy, my name is Rondy.
>she
>TFW gotta work tomorrow
>Can't start playing it till I get home from work tomorrow
I think it goes live at midnight for console players and I think it's already out for PC users, not sure though.
Yes I'm not a fucking poorfaggot
nah my buddy Tim did it for me
even said he'd pick it up and pay too, he's a good guy
Yeah. From what I glean from reviews, it's better combat, but less funny. Works for me.
dead midway
lilith dies at the end
dabbing on you bl fags
I did because I'm a certified BADASS
No, because YOU DIE in the story.
Nope, I will buy it when it gets a discount though.
enjoy your chink botnet
It's okay if you can't seem to make female friends, user.
>HER game
>dies halfway through
Cringe
Certain games I get a pleasure out of pirating. Anything Randy touches is high on that list.
>she dies to the fucking e-thot villain
>lillith doesn't
I'm so fucking mad, this genuinely angers me like you wouldn't believe.
Might have if she didn't die halfway through.
You people do remember that only ONE Siren can exist at any time, so really it makes sense that they all die, not to mention that black chick is a Siren as well.
lilith also dies
I was told Lilith dies at the end, so they both die? Kek. Lilith is used goods after she fucked Roland. She's a slut. Maya wasn't nearly as bad in my mind. Pretty sure all the Sirens got gangbanged and raped anyway.
>preordering
>a gearbox game
>on the EGS
That'll be 3 yikes from me
Enjoy your Chinese spyware steam cuck
I did because shit is SO cash
so to be le edgy they went to kill only two somewhat passable chicks (even if one was bitch anyway). everybody else is just fine without a scratch
So i made epic store account
Will i get banned since my name references both winnie the pooh and 1989 tiananmen square massacre?
It's six, retard.
Which as far as I know was shitty Borderlands 2 Anthony Burch "doesn't actually know the game because he didn't play it just read the wiki" writing anyway.
Nope, Randy had her killed off and I'm not buying this game ever. Fuck off, Randy Bobandy
Yeah but the way she dies is meant to be heroic or some stupid bullshit despite all the shit she pulled in the past 2 games while Maya dies to show "oh the e-thot isn't fucking around now".
?
How are both maya and lilith in 2 then?
it was SIX speedletswatcher
>Kills and absorbs your Powers
Nothing personnel, sweetie
Well you are mixing up epic with valve my dude
>pre-ordering a 2k game
lol no
come back and shill this game next year when the game of the badass blah blah whatever edition with all the dlc is $20 or so. until then you can fuck off.
Retard
anyone got that ending from youtube?
I was tricked with borderlands 2. I'm never buying anything gearbox or borderlands related again.
can't wait for POO POO PEE PEE: THE GAME
Go away shill
she dies halfway in
Well, I couldn't remember I just know Jack tells you about the Sirens but it's been years since I played it, also it should have been one anyway cause Siren's are broken as fuck. Randy just doesn't know how to write a story or do characters.
borderlands is a shit franchise made for people with shit taste. bye.
This is your waifu tonight.
i wont even pirate
How much can she squat?
I did out of impulse.
Kind of have regrets
Sirens were better when they were space witches and not "le epic key to everything" anyway.
ONLY SIX SIRENS CAN EXIST AT ANY GIVEN TIME, AND I ALREADY KNOW OF THREE
yes on my tracker
tim paid for it
I noticed the distinct lack of my boy Axton in the trailer
what happened to him
fanart gives her a lot more credit than game model. all BL3 faces are fucking weird tbqh
I'll get it when it's $30 on STEAM
Steam China is literally a completely seperate program exclusively for the chinese you retard.
Steam China is a completely different and isolated entity in Japan run by Perfect World
Wish I could still play as you.
No, go back to r/borderlands with that schlooter shit
>China
Nah, but Ill pirate the porn
>has
>a
>no
I'll pirate you until you're on steam
>penis?
fpbp
>implying anyone here cares about bl spoilers
I just want to pick up guns off the floor, I don't care about the plot; good to hear Lil bites the dust though.
>games
>console versions dropping to 15 fps even with the ps4 pro
Makes sense why they only gave out the pc version to reviewers.
Don't worry you have a shit taste anyway
We have come to a point where it's not worth to even pirate the game, but worth to pirate its derivatives.
This is the future of vidya.
Wish she had more r34 stuff.
sauce?
yes I've preordered a pirated copy thanks to based tim sweeney paying for it
go on lad its on him
I hope her stupid firehawk symbol isn't always in the sky for post game or dlcs.
Torrent when, boys?
Will I be able to play this game with my friends who were dumb enough to buy it on Epic when it comes out for real?
type "Maya" on rule34 you retard.
Yes, Steam and Epic share the same servers
i'll wait for it on Steam, just like Monster Hunter World
Borderlands is awful even "playing with friends" I can't imagine how much of a chore it would be to play singleplayer.
Get better friends
>It's not s-steam gayben is r-releasing steam china and sucking chink dick for f-fun
Cope
>Perfect world
>Japan
>thinking that you can't play MP with a pirated copy
why are you even here
Seething chinky dinky
My sugar Daddy got me it!
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she looks like she gets creampied by BWC
>decide to replay bl2
>turn off dialogue audio and disable subtitles
>claptrap is actually cute
>characters are much less irritating
>actually enjoying the game
>You did preorder my game, right Yea Forums?
Don't have to, Tim already reserved my free copy. :)
Amara is gay and only likes to lick and schlick
I did, but when does it actually unlock? I'm getting mixed messages online
Servers are offline...
>no you
This is just sad now, chang.
PC is out in an hour.
What Amara lore is confirmed?
Oh shit, crack tonight boys
sorry maya you're just not worth it
how can they die? isn't there an in-universe respawn system?
>game kills my BL waifu
not interested anymore
Name one shit game in that image that isn't called rainbow six siege
>Deviantart tier fanart looks better than the characters in the game
Oof
every game in that image is shit
Who the fuck preorders games after all this shit?
Also: I dont preorder games half a year before the world wide release.
Codex and others are still busy cracking anno, and they already said that B3 will be even bigger challenge due to how they implemented it so....
Around 6-10 months
It’s most likely not canon. Even though there are missions in 2 where you kill yourself for Jack. He’s dead and Roland too so yeah. I can now see a sequel where you bring them all back also.
Holy mother of fucking retard batman. Go to reddit
>Falseflagging this hard
Sucky sucky chinky dicky, gayben needs more money from steam cucks so he can host another ti in china and make chink propaganda
Dont you have kids to fuck, Randy?
Games gonna be cracked by the end of the weekend, guaranteed
>Deviantart tier fanart
you've never been to DA have you. Cause OPs pic is rembrandt tier compared to your regular DA picture
The kill yourself mission is back in 3 and when you do it the villain girl keeps calling you a gunslut. But it's still not canon.
>source:my ass
Hell no.
I'm going to stroll into Gamestop and buy it on my way home from work tomorrow.
Probably the last thing I'll buy before they are gone.
I was talking about top tier deviantart, which is still trash
man, this game's story and lore are dogshit. all it has going for it is first person shooter + diablo loot skinner box gameplay
When is it out on steam?
within 5 years. If not, never
Thank you for forcing me to google it and seeing it's a minimum of 6 months
one year from tomorrow
Its fine and makes perfect sense to preorder games from established series you already enjoy. In other words, theres nothing they could show me post launch to regret my purchase. This has applied to every game I have preordered so far. $60 isn't very much for how much entertainment you get.
No need, my boy Tim set me up with a copy free of charge
>It makes perfect sense to preorder games. ...theres nothing they could show me to regret my purchase. This has applied to every game I have preordered so far. $60 isn't very much for how much entertainment you get.
Moze looks pretty cute. I won’t really miss Maya
Amara's brown pussy lips
EGS have pre-order feature?
wow how innovative
smell like shit
:)
your whole library is shit you disgusting little black cunt. fuck off to reddit
what's the story in this one?
anywhere i can read it?
Imagine buying a gearbox game on EGS.
its even funnier because theres no refunds, hope you got that image from reddit
You must help the trannies to dilate while taking down the evil white man controlling the twins.
The non stop spoilers in the thread made it a certainty that I won't play the game till its on sale on steam because by that point i'll just forget everything already
why would you ever preorder games in the year of our lord 2019?
First borderlands game that is not forever exclusive to one storefront(steam) and people here cry about 6 months wait, weird. I had no idea steam cult is that strong, don't you remember what gaben fuck your refunds did in the past 14 years?
Yeah, got it preloaded on PS4. This is one of the only game series my girlfriend likes to play so it's more for her than me. She's way more excited for it than I am, I personally would have waited for Black Friday sales. I don't like buying digital games at full price.
Yes, and i'll play it in it's April release. Until then i await my free demo copy paid for by Timmy himself!
everybody paid $60 for the demo copy since the dlc isnt out yet
Imagine if Bloodborne 2 got delayed for 6 months behind the Xbone release. People are upset
Absolutely not. I always wait for reviews before I buy any game
Yeah, but it's not hardware exclusive. You don't need to invest to play them right away, you just download another launcher and done. That outrage gaming culture reminds me of SJW cries. In fact, i can hardly distinguish them, you are both crybabies over nothing
>MOM MOM MOM, THERE'S A NEW GAME I WANT!
>IT'S JUST $40 IF WE BUY NOW, ISN'T THAT A DEAL?!
>Hey user, about that game, I don't see you playing it
>IT'S NOT OUT YET MOM
>£60 on the PSN store for the base version
Never planned on buying it but this is fucking daylight robbery
Wait isn't one of the main mission quests about taking jack off the new u station? or putting yourself back on because jack took you off or some shit?
Why do NONE of the playable characters look appealing?
No, based Tim bought it for me.
Why do you think
western character design
I hate when sequels kill off returning cast members for shock and drama. Just completely undermine the whole last game
I don't think that preorder will be a feature in EGS for a couple of years
Source?
No Randy, i didn't buy your meme game.
Anyone have spoiler pics? I wanna spoil some people on the facebook page. Alternatively pics of people getting spoiled?
no because i dont support epic lol
Your mother dies today in her sleep
>jack off
I'd be slightly more okay with it if the whole cast was involved in the game.
Getting 2 and axing one feels more stupid and pointless than if 4 or all 6 were back
>roasty celeb
>literal flat skeleton
>appealing
N I G
No Randy I did not you fat ugly fuck.
So what are the chances their going to turn her into an obnoxious bitch like they did Lilith?
Dead, can't have hot.
>people try and spoil Lilith's death
>Yea Forums just considers it a reason to play the game
nice
warframe alone, no need to criticize the others
So does that mean Amara is the only living known Siren in the end?
There's eventually going to be new ones unless something changed in 3.
And Tannis.
Fucking what?!
>Implying I give two shits about any of that, and don’t want to just shoot shit.
I’ve finished BL1 and 2, and barely even know who anyone is.
WHERE'S THE CRACK
WHERE'S THE TORRENT
>take one of the top fan favorites
>kill her off
What the fuck were they thinking?
Leaks said tannis becomes a siren and theoretically anyone could, but they don't actually say how.
too dead for that
Is there a pirated copy out yet?
She looks like she plays Ring Fit Adventure
>Denuvo
>EGS exclusive* (*For 6 months but still)
Wake me up when Denuvo is removed for good and the GOTY edition is 10$.
Around April 2020 IIRC.
Wait about a week for the crack
It's pretty random but they mostly start out young.
>waiting for CODEX release
fixed
begrudgingly yes
Any more leaks? I haven't been following
>>Denuvo
Blame pirates
>EGS exclusive* (*For 6 months but still)
Blame valve monopoly and their greedy cut
Randy is a cool guy, buy his game
>caring about the story after borderlands 1
lmaoing at all the people trying to spoil the game
first week is for pay fags
kings get the free version + multiplayer in about a week fully compressed and setup without any drm
Yes.
And I preordered it on the Epic Games Store.
Because Tim Sweeney cares about the future of video games.
No no, you got it all wrong. Gaben cares, for the past 7 years he got 30% out of every steam purchase and look what he gave us for that. Artifact and dota underlords, can you imagine pc gaming withouth these games? I don't think you can
>Blame valve monopoly and their greedy cut
>Blame pirates
Spicy meme, Randy.
epicgames.com
Why do you lie?
Looks like more of the same shit. Already was sick of the formula with BL2.
Fuck off Randy
What's with these epic shills and not even trying to pretend they aren't shills?
You could do better Gaben. Also do some cardio you fat fuck
Why do the new female enemies sound so HOT?!!!
I did indeed. Gonna duo with coworker cause other friend plays music and talks a shit ton when in party.
>n-no you are the chinese shills
Oh no no.
I like how Epic shills need to push the muh 30% because they have no argument otherwise.
Nobody but publishers care about that.
I do not benefit from publishers getting more money.
Hell, if I was in charge of Steam i'd up that to 60% just to fuck with them.
>finally home
Is Yea Forums playing together?
As opposed to what, Fornite and a store with barely any games, and that literally needs to bribe people to have them in it, and it can't even get permanent exclusives?
when can i pirate
Of course not, all reviews say that this is pretty Borderlands 2.1 and that they upped the amount of DUDE SO ULTRA SARCASTIC AND RANDUMB XD writing.
You'd have to pay me to play this crap.
Hey Yea Forums don't listen to OP, hes a faggot.
Instead you guys should buy Skyrim I hear it's great!
Anyone know anything about a rumor regarding BL3 having a required upload of 2MB/s of DRM?
>Denuvo
Maybe sometime in 2020
whats the big issue with denuvo?
It's DRM. Bad DRM that fucks over the people who actually buy a copy and most publishers use it as a stop gap for the first few months as they know it can be cracked but takes a while.
Pernament exclusives are anti-consumer which is why epic platform does not encourage to sell only on one storefront like valve do with steamworks.
And epic is not the one that put 30% on the pc gaming, so they did not have the funds before to make more games. Unreal alone is more than valve ever did for gaming, unless you like VR. Then simply kill yourself
>I do not benefit from publishers getting more money.
Developers*
Yeah, a good friend named Tim bought it for me
Can someone explain what the deal is with everybody complaining about this game not being on Steam? Is this PC gamers only related?
>And epic is not the one that put 30% on the pc gaming
No, it was Steam, they lowered it to 30% and then everyone else followed.
Not like I care because I do not benefit from more or less money getting to devs.
I would be choosing a lesser platform so that a bunch of worthless, blue haired millennial leftists got a slightly bigger pay.
No thanks, seeing them fail and lose their jobs is much more fun than any game they could ever produce.
I don't know whether to play as Fl4k or Amara first. They both look cool
It doesn't unless they are indies, of which I do not care since 99% of indie games are shovelware that 10 years ago would be available in Flash videogame websites for free.
Which one is Sniper and which one is Revolver?
That's literally what it is. China has a history of forcing companies to make chinese versions of any software that connects to the internet for the sake of their censorship laws.
Not until I know that my boy Axton is in the game
OH FUCK, IT'S REAL
clips.twitch.tv
twitter.com
BORDERLANDS 3 HAS CONSTANT 2MB/S UPLOAD DRM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
the fuck is wrong with those hands
It looks like you hate games, i can respect that. But since you are posting on video game board you may as well just kill yourself
Any and all exclusives are anti-consumer.
Epic can't attract games without bribing because they can't compete in terms of services, which is precisely why Steam went from being hated to being loved.
No, I like games, some of them, I just hate videogame developers.
>no argument
Couldn't you just block BL3 with a custom outbound firewall rule?
>Epic can't attract games without bribing because they can't compete in terms of services
Bullshit, they can't attract games because of steamworks drm. When you fags will realize why discord and twitch failed to create a store for that very reason and all of the stores even older than steam died to it because of steamworks and valve aggressively forcing people to use steam for the last 14 years? This is some hardcore siege mentality here
It looks like you hate people who don't support epic. Please actually consume a bottle of bleach before jumping in front of a car.
>optional steamworks drm
It's over, denuvo won
People use Steam because otherwise games on PC didn't sell.
Piracy was rampant.
Also, Steamworks is optional.
This
You can play MP with a pirated copy (at least BL1 and 2).
I still bought them because it makes things way easier (and because I had lots of fun too)
That's what the guy on Twitter's trying to figure out right now.
I'll buy a CD key of the GOTY edition for Steam when it's at $2 like BL2.
That's the most i'm willing to pay.
>how dare valve provide a service that helps them with servers, voice chat, anti-cheat and other things
How is it on PS4?
You have to pay me money with Borderlands 3
>Piracy was rampant.
It still is, it's even bigger than before. But since western cucks are afraid of legal consequences it's less of a problem there. Worldwide it's growing faster than ever, steam didn't fix shit. Goverment did
>how dare epic provide a better deal than valve which locks game in short launcher exclusivity instead of locking them up forever.
God i'm so angry
I hate fanboys faggot, and only them care about which launcher you are going to use to launch a damn game.
CRINGE
Steam made selling games on PC viable.
It's why we went from half of multiplatform games not having PC ports during the 7th gen to having all Final Fantasy games and an MGS game at launch.
Steam made buying PC games convenient.
>I hate fanboys
Then why are you defending epic
>only them care about which launcher you are going to use to launch a damn game.
It's a matter of service.
For the user, Steam is better.
Epic has less features, less games, less everything.
The only ones who benefit from using Epic are publishers, and publishers are not me.
In fact, the videogame industry would improve if the concept of a publisher disappeared.
Never torrented a game with online before. Am I gonna be able to play with my boys or am I fucked in that regard?
>only them care
Every fucking time, it's an ESL.
>Steam made selling games on PC viable.
Bullshit once again, pc market is growing not because of steam(what a stupid thing to belive in lol) but because a lot of shitters from poor countries can't afford consoles. If it wasn't for them pc gaming would be left to root long time ago. Funny enough the bigger factor there is growing china market. It's sad, but that's the reality.
Why is it so high?
Because it makes steamcucks seethe? What a stupid question my dear user
Post YFW Lilith Dies
Nah man don't worry about it ;)
Epic games is true platform that supports the game players.
Just enjoy the game ok?
>but because a lot of shitters from poor countries can't afford consoles.
If they can't afford a console, what makes you think they can afford a PC that will run the latest games?
Or that they are willing to spend money on games at all?
Literally my only problem with EGS is the exclusivity thing. I wouldn't give a fuck otherwise. It's not like I wasn't gonna pirate BL3 from the start anyway.
Day 1 shameless pirate. Fuck chinks and fuck tencent.
>In fact, the videogame industry would improve if the concept of a publisher disappeared
Yes, less games with less funding. But if epic is going to continue the way they do they may end up replacing publishers, partially at least
If Steam was irrelevant then why not sell yourself completely to Epic and make them permanent exclusives?
Why hurry to release the game on Steam as soon as the contract ends?
Based
Yeah but now we have a more PC leadership. We have young female POC made leader of the Crimson Raiders, woman who is bisexual and a fat woman to show more body positivity.
people actually buy this trash it was boring as hell after the first game
When will it be available to purchase without the epic games store?
"Your" game
If Maya and not sheboon was actually playable... I'd still not buy it, I guess. Mediocre series, first two were only tolerable in coop.
I don't think so
Crack should be out in a few weeks.
>But if epic is going to continue the way they do they may end up replacing publishers
They won't.
They will either stop, or they will start demanding guarantees that the game will make money, turning into yet another publisher.
Nobody gives money for free, everyone wants something in return.
Epic right now just wants forced exclusivity because they can't compete with Steam otherwise since they refuse to work on their launcher.
>Boredomlands
lmao nope
baste
Fuck no, Borderlands 2 burn me out completely on the franchise.
Plus, it's Borderlands, it's going to have like a billion DLCs.
But it can be played in offline mode.
epic has a 6 month exclusivity deal so march of next year at the earliest
t(r)iggered chinaman.
His internet cant handle a 2mbs upload in [current year]?
Mining your PC for valuable data to send to the chinks.
my wife maya is cute
Exclusivity is 6 months. So March.
What sites are even safe anymore? I havent torrented in years, since TPB and Limewire were the top contenders.
i dont' speak kraut, what is this implying?
fuck off glownigger
didn't it got shit reviews already?
>dead
Denuvo. Will not be cracked that fast.
>playing borderlands for the story
t.brainlet who has no idea how networks function.
shut up. shut the fuck up
This
It shouldn't take more than a couple of months. Even smaller denuvo games like Octopath still got cracked within 100 days. I'm sure people can actually wait a few weeks to play their autistic looter shooter rather than break their own morals.
Nah, the reviews point towards it being more of the same.
Neither good enough or bad enough to deserve the controversy honestly.
I dunno, some games have been cracked pretty quickly. A game with high demand like Borderlands 3 might end up being cracked quite soon.
>Epic Game Store
That's gotta be a yikes from me.
kek at borderlands faggots
RE2's denuvo was cracked within a couple weeks.
Nope!
Literally nobody else streaming has complained, so its clearly a personal problem that nobody else will give a shit about. Tell him to move up from his dialup.
>Months
Latest denuvo is cracked in days.
it'll be cracked around the time they get a patch or two out, which is fine.
Boarderlands is so shit that even the Yea Forums threads dedicated to the topic are shit too.
>not shocked
I'm being realistic, because given that this will be one of the most pirated games in recent memory they've probably included some newer denuvo version.
>No Refunds
cope
Fuck you, dirty kike epic store shill.
imagine being a moralist on 4chinz
>how do you do fellow gamers? got any of those crack sites I can dmc... err find some cracks on?
Thread theme:
Are there even any pre order bonuses?
I thought game came out in april
Why do BL girls always have faces like literal hookers?
Sounds hilarious
The sad thing is I know BL3 will be a pretty good game, but my seething hatred of Randy Pitchford keeps me from wanting to even touch it.