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Explain a game badly. Other anons must attempt to figure out what game it is.
ITT:
It sucks
bordurrlands 3
God Hand
attempt to decipher basic emotions in a town of stroke victims
Deliveryman travels through time on his first errand, never actually delivers the item
You are an inmate who is highly allergic to peanuts and Skynet gives you chance for freedom but only if you beat nerds and furry death squad. You are encouraged to make a trip to local shitpost station to broadcast freshest memes or just gloat over your enemies. You want to not look at a bald autist. Hearing military drum roll gives you relief.
The only boy in his group of friends without a horrifically tragic backstory attempts to destroy their newfound paradise; card games on mission cycles.
Touching things is bad and will result in you wanting to touch others.
Game may have been designed to make you want to touch yourself
kid shoots water at aliens
It's System Shock 2 but I want someone to explain all the references to me.
L.A. Noire
SCP: Containment Breach? I'm missing the meaning of the peanuts, the shitpost station and the drum rolls though.
Or maybe the multiplayer game, I haven't played that one.
It's not System Shock.
Tranny garbage
Kirby
Soldier goes through blood, gore, terror, death, cocaine, money and dies in cocaine
The Messenger.
You got it. SCP Secret Lab. Peanut refers to 173, Skynet to 079 and bald autist to 096.
it might be secret laboratory. The shitpost station being the comms room
>Survive an accident and get guilt tripped by an orphanage
>Sand. Just lots and lots of sand, what the fuck.
>You swing a dude around to absorb famous people.
>Pretentious line drawing which is pretty fun
>Reload: The Game
LA Noir
Shitpost station is the facility's intercom, drumroll is a sound D-bois hear when their allied soldiers Chaos Insurgency spawn instead of Mobile Taskforce.
looks like my favorite game!
you wake up and apparently your the messiah. Now everybody starts a revolution
correct
you throw explosive bread at things in a hallucinogenic mushroom trip
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Man possesses his enemies in order to stop a wedding.
correct
Correct
You go under water, take some drugs, kill your dad
Bioshock
A söyboy gets repeatedly bullied by furfags.
Incompetent manager must protect himself from a stubborn australian, a girl with daddy issues, an autistic girl inside her tard wrangling suit, and a pile of hostile spaghetti.
correct
Legal animal fighting for children
furfag is a man and fights other furfags who are also man
Dracula occasionally farts outside of his house and make all of the village nearby to go fucking nuts. An alcoholic half-dead priest and his cleptomaniac wizard partner are on the way to beat the shit out of him and all of his family including high-trained chinese spec ops member, bloody maniac housemaid and motherfucking celldwelling lolicon horror.
Pokemon
teacher bad, lets kill him
Yep, easy one
Psychonauts?
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator
Don't whack the Teacher
TH6
correct
Memes. Just memes.
It was easy.
Fuck evolution.
Lorelai
you do the same thing over and over trying to prevent the inevitable
No.
MGR
EXQUISITE
cowboy niggas in space
You have highly inappropriate relationships with teenagers that look up to you as a leader figure and in some cases a father figure while attending basically Catholic school, and uncover a scooby Doo style conspiracy, all while trying to get these kids to fight rather then bitch and loose their shit around the school
rimworld
no, it's a shooter
kill yourself
Delet this
Amnesiac attempts to commit suicide
Karoshi
no
pacifist ninja fucking dies a lot
prince of persia
or N
You shoot at things in first person as a generic white guy
Vin Diesel goes back in time to stop a war
"No; the sword does not supply a free lunch."
Scarface
i like how this salty meme implies the generic white guy is some amazing bad ass 6 foot tall muscular dude.
timesplitters
Stranger's Wrath?
i like how the meme implies americans are white, since a majority of the "white" guys are from muttland
Drunk driver defeats a occupying force
ninja janitors
You're the treasure hunter equivilant of an apocalyptic cocaine farmer, your life is short, meaningless and easily replaceable. Naming the country and setting would give this game away instantly
The thread ask to describe _a_ game badly.
It didn't ask to describe the full collective of hopeless games put out by all Western studios combined.
yeah it was N. I don't think the guy qualifies as pacifist in Prince of Persia.
salty meme comes with the extra salt, just as ordered
You have to topple a pseudo-Brazilian Banana Republic in space.
There will be mass civilian casualties and property damage.
huh, i totally passed over pacifist
You walk around some empty boring open world game with nothing to do outside of the side missions
you're a mercenary in a mech and your contractors are ANCAPs
Red Faction
The NotGermans start a world war for the 197th time. This time with robits
Nein
botw
ye
Skyrim
i was clearly talking about the Bitcher 3
I forgot to add: but it's OK, because there's no Geneva Convention in space and the pay is good enough
A little kid gets caught masturbating by his best friend, but then they end up having sex
3 colors
A mindless mute goes inside his brother to kill a butthurt god.
Dur hur mass effect 3 make MAD
nobe
It actually doesn't, realistically it could only end in a handful of ways and compressing it down to 3-4 endings was more than I was expecting since the whole point of the game was to stop the reapers.
Farmer comes out of retirement to save his beloved by beating the shit out of everyone...including his beloved.
A crude (but cute) abomination shuffles concepts around that hurts reality.
Shovel Knight
guy has breakup and revisits his past except not really
You get into an explosion coma, you wake up and forget a few things and years pass, your organisation isnt what it used to be and you have to rebuild it again but against different enemies this time and you eventually kill the bad guy
MGSVturd
No
STEM nerd mind fucks a rock
Third one is Scribblenauts?
>Girl goes on a quest to gather the launch codes before the bad guys can get them so a bunch of old men can initiate Armageddon with the final set of launch codes embedded in her tits
yeh
kill the strelok
Toryah.
Luigi's Mansion
mute retard goes on a rampage while listening to Opera radio
Bioshock?
nope
Your brother suicides and the world explodes.
Crazy feminist bitch with daddy issues wants to kill every man in the world
You didn't do it.
But actually, you did
gears 5
No
Celeste
No
hitman absolution
Drill Dozer.
No
Beyond Good and Evil
Fuck i meant this
Tomb Raider
No
Final Fantasy X-2
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
GRAVEL
Nop
After you've finished schooling you go to work but then immediately quit because your boss is crooked. You then become a backpacking bum who steals from people and eventually you decide whether you'd rather go online or not.
TF2
FIGHT THING, GET WINGS, FIGHT MORE, FIGHT SPLATOON
you become a furry and join other furries to stop a scalie, but the scalie was your friend from the future and the real bad guy was a ghost who was helping a furry with za warudo powers
Bayonetta
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2
took me a second
nO
ye
Muramasa
Ms. PAC Man
the evil cult leader was right all along
magafags get btfo by russia and send spam to psychopaths to make them an hero the country
girl gets kidnapped
you and another guy fight the kidnapper goons to save her
Colonel Sanders and Thomas the Tank Engine guest star in a Pink Floyd album.
>Line Drawing
Kirby and the Canvas Curse
>Sand
Journey?
Horizon Zero Dawn
You shoot missiles at shit with your buddy until he decides it sucks and shoots you instead
No
lisa
You attend your own funeral
no
Super Princess Peach
Hitman Blood Money
My ice cream fell on the ground :(
No
A big-ass telescope cannon gets destroyed but it doesn't make a difference because space-osama convinced the human race to work for him
so theres like several players. They all go and defend their base, while attacking the enemies base. They can get stronger, and when they kill enough enemies at once they usually go and attack the base.
but theres like points they have to get to first before they can get to the final point. this usually means one team can wipe and not instantly lose the game.
Most of the time though no one gives a shit about the points and just try to level up or kill players.
Any ASSFAGGOTS really, but probably League or DOTA 2
Sonic Advance 2
autist punches out demons and god because satan told him to
yeah I need to make this harder
Close!
dust force
SMT devil man
Life is strange?
maybe TLOU I guess.
correct
new wolfenstein
What is Final Fantasy XIV
No
which one?
You're very close tho, it is SMT
half demon guy with silver hair has to fight his brother to open a portal and save their mom from the abusive dad
Super Deepthroat
a flying bird man tries to convince people of something but nobody listens
Your in a computer killing dudes
but actually they're real dudes
but actually they're not
Also the world is very patient, no one attacks you unless you make the first move. Journalists love it because the game told them to.
do the same 15-30 minute boss fights over and over again until you get their special 2% drop and then repeat the process with another boss
you're driving a car and playing soccer at the same time
was gonna say dmc3 but I don't remember the save the mom bit.
Nocturne.
based
Monster Hunter?
super hot
You play a videogame. It's pretty glitchy and toxic but whatever and there are Stands.
Frick
persona 2?
rocket league
you do the same thing over and over to get items to do the same thing faster
You try to jump around with explosions but then a sneakster stabs you in the back
>toxic
is this bait?
A robot chip hijacks animals bodies to complete menial tasks.
someone needs to turn it into an app for on the go
you have to kill ur not-mommy mommy
tf2
cold spaghetti
OC donut steal
in the true ending the girl you save rides you.
Shes also into rope bondage.
Sonic Forces
Space Station Silicon valley
Teenage boy helps bipolar hot girl go to her dad's home so she can ask him to kill her.
Portal 2
>flash player app
one can only dream
i feel as if the monkey paw is twitching
If you think it's bait then you don't know what the game is.
Nope.
The space station you work on is dangerously unsafe thanks to OSHA not existing in space
nope
Space Station 13
honk
Bunch of nerds isolate themselves off and realise they don't have enough irishman to do work for them.
Irishman ruin everything.
Your slaves come from a slot machine and they battle for you because you are inferior, but their superior because you're a girl or a guy who can use magic.
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
Nope
ding ding ding
Third is Transistor
Coolsville
Historical figures deal with an avalanche
Small child deals with arachnophobia
The apocalypse is pink
Minecraft or terarria
dont let her get raped!! the game
AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS
Super mario
witcher 3
Last Man Alive Trapped in Gay Furry Hell; Must Escape at Any Cost
Cute and funny girl sees ghost lives in a island far from.everyone and struggles with her crippling depresion
The city you're in gets put in a lockdown, you get stuck with demons and you're forced to get in a battle royale among demons to be king of hell.
Lesbian vampire usurps a pedophile's kingdom and has a harem end.
Devil Survivor
You fall asleep and end up in an unknown train stop, get into a mansion to stay the night in and escape from little creatures trying to rape you.
>Devil Survivor
Yep
Girl gets stuck in a time loop so that she, with the help of herself and a demon, can defeat another demon using Christianity.
You get a letter to meet the girl of your literal dreams
You babysit your kid and two other retard strength children through a dungeons and dragons session
You are a benevelont Goddess who has the power to move the Sun and Moon, create great gusts of wind to control both fire and water, and even bring to life a decaying forest.
You're also a dog.
Robbery gone horribly wrong as one guy gets stuck in a time loop where he's forced to have sex and give girls baths.
Okami?
Dragons Dogma
Dragons dogma?
You just want to finish your work day but the retarded office staff keep getting themselves and everyone else killed
you smash water, fire, air, and dirt to make more things to smash to smash together
The one and only
Bird mom tries to fake her death by your hands.
Your hot not-sister tries and hunt you down, and you meet the worlds best rubric player, who actually comes from RIGHT NOW world.
Game is absolute ACEs
>to smash to smash
to smash*
Doodle God
Magicka?
You're a dog that did something very bad and gets isekai'd along with your owner due to dead mother magic. To fix shit up, you retcon yourself out of existence.
We really need some hints for some of these hebus.
You beat the shit out of your boss because he's jealous of his more successful friend
pure autism
yup
factorio and or dorf fort
Suits:A business rpg
play as a nigger, a boomer and a hipster in that order
also the online is full of overly expensive shit
Man in a tight shirt kills everything for miles.
gta 5
you wear hat
Ni no Kuni
Mario Odyssey or Team Fortress 2
You must do imperialism in order to acquire a bigger population and international prestige
Nope
Victoria II
You and a couple of friends set out on an adventure, but probably not since everyone's too busy accidentally killing eachother in the tutorial to get that far
Is that a yes or a no, user
Do you lurk /gsg/?
An angel gives you a huge-ass gun and coerces you into murder. Nothing makes sense, but don't go crazy.
Dark Souls 2
Some bitch on a faraway land uses her elemental magic to shit around and you,annoyed by it,go beat the fuck out of her so she stops
Lisa the joyful?
YES
You kill things so you can make things out of the things you killed to kill more things to make things out of this eventually causes the first person you meet to die by your hands and the world goes to shit
A hobo is fucking pissed and starts beating the shit out of gods
Hobo
Not God gives you all the tools necessary to kill your enemies however you want but even thinking of hurting anyone gives you the bad end, what bullshit
I used to, not so much anymore
You must protect your virginity at all costs, the fate of the world depends on it.
Sonic 06?
Ragtag bunch of misfits accidentally enter a negative space wedgie. Decide to kill world's largest tick.
Do you recognize R*bbie?
you do shit
yes
No more heroes?
no
is it that one flash game where you shit for points on a toilet?
Monster Girl Quest?
no
ye
The space government bans technology because the MC is retarded
Really doubt it, but SHRIFT?
3rd Birthday?
What game is this? It sounds fun
>A closet perv, a shameless perv, a tomboy, an autistic, and their dog fight crime, sort of
Scooby Doo
no
God of War
Phantom Brave
Dilate
But you literally described Scooby Doo
You are some literally who with a spaceship and/or a fleet
The galaxy is your oyster.
You're a cat.
You already know the answer.
But it's not what I was thinking of. If I gave any hints at all it would give away the answer completely, it's something that should be very recognizable to people who have been here for a while.
An idiot, an old man, a princess and a crossdresser decide to do some gardening.
Spooky Gimmick
FEEL THE VOID
yus
You hit shit with your bat and three rings until the world ends
Ya got it
You turn people into hamburgers for a noble cause, then by midgame you stop giving a fuck and just do it for the thrill of the bloodshed
getting angry and punching everything saves the world
Man singlehandedly saves (?) the world using the power of his dick.
MGR
You and your partner must find and re-educate a bunch of savages. Ironically, your partner is not much better in that regard.
>on the go
>missing out on the kino sound effects
You finish the fight.
furi
you fight ppl with fire balls
Super Mario
yeah
Man literally cannot stop cucking the devil
who are you
im you but stronger
Army men and taliban shooting eachother but M16 is op
you walk five meters out of the evac shelter you were holed up in and then you get disemboweled by a moose.
The game tries to pull off like 3 plot twists at the ending, but the REAL twist is that the villain was supposed to be a guy.