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ITT:
Explain a game badly. Other anons must attempt to figure out what game it is.

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It sucks

bordurrlands 3

God Hand

attempt to decipher basic emotions in a town of stroke victims

Deliveryman travels through time on his first errand, never actually delivers the item

You are an inmate who is highly allergic to peanuts and Skynet gives you chance for freedom but only if you beat nerds and furry death squad. You are encouraged to make a trip to local shitpost station to broadcast freshest memes or just gloat over your enemies. You want to not look at a bald autist. Hearing military drum roll gives you relief.

The only boy in his group of friends without a horrifically tragic backstory attempts to destroy their newfound paradise; card games on mission cycles.

Touching things is bad and will result in you wanting to touch others.
Game may have been designed to make you want to touch yourself

kid shoots water at aliens

It's System Shock 2 but I want someone to explain all the references to me.

L.A. Noire

SCP: Containment Breach? I'm missing the meaning of the peanuts, the shitpost station and the drum rolls though.
Or maybe the multiplayer game, I haven't played that one.

It's not System Shock.

Tranny garbage

Kirby

Soldier goes through blood, gore, terror, death, cocaine, money and dies in cocaine

The Messenger.

You got it. SCP Secret Lab. Peanut refers to 173, Skynet to 079 and bald autist to 096.

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it might be secret laboratory. The shitpost station being the comms room

>Survive an accident and get guilt tripped by an orphanage

>Sand. Just lots and lots of sand, what the fuck.

>You swing a dude around to absorb famous people.

>Pretentious line drawing which is pretty fun

>Reload: The Game

LA Noir

Shitpost station is the facility's intercom, drumroll is a sound D-bois hear when their allied soldiers Chaos Insurgency spawn instead of Mobile Taskforce.

looks like my favorite game!

you wake up and apparently your the messiah. Now everybody starts a revolution

correct

you throw explosive bread at things in a hallucinogenic mushroom trip

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

Man possesses his enemies in order to stop a wedding.

correct

Correct

You go under water, take some drugs, kill your dad

Bioshock

A söyboy gets repeatedly bullied by furfags.

Incompetent manager must protect himself from a stubborn australian, a girl with daddy issues, an autistic girl inside her tard wrangling suit, and a pile of hostile spaghetti.

correct

Legal animal fighting for children

furfag is a man and fights other furfags who are also man

Dracula occasionally farts outside of his house and make all of the village nearby to go fucking nuts. An alcoholic half-dead priest and his cleptomaniac wizard partner are on the way to beat the shit out of him and all of his family including high-trained chinese spec ops member, bloody maniac housemaid and motherfucking celldwelling lolicon horror.

Pokemon

teacher bad, lets kill him

Yep, easy one

Psychonauts?

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator

Don't whack the Teacher

TH6

correct

Memes. Just memes.

It was easy.

Fuck evolution.

Lorelai

you do the same thing over and over trying to prevent the inevitable

No.

MGR

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EXQUISITE

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cowboy niggas in space

You have highly inappropriate relationships with teenagers that look up to you as a leader figure and in some cases a father figure while attending basically Catholic school, and uncover a scooby Doo style conspiracy, all while trying to get these kids to fight rather then bitch and loose their shit around the school

rimworld

no, it's a shooter

kill yourself

Delet this

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Amnesiac attempts to commit suicide

Karoshi

no

pacifist ninja fucking dies a lot

prince of persia

or N

You shoot at things in first person as a generic white guy

Vin Diesel goes back in time to stop a war

"No; the sword does not supply a free lunch."

Scarface

i like how this salty meme implies the generic white guy is some amazing bad ass 6 foot tall muscular dude.

timesplitters

Stranger's Wrath?

i like how the meme implies americans are white, since a majority of the "white" guys are from muttland

Drunk driver defeats a occupying force

ninja janitors

You're the treasure hunter equivilant of an apocalyptic cocaine farmer, your life is short, meaningless and easily replaceable. Naming the country and setting would give this game away instantly

The thread ask to describe _a_ game badly.
It didn't ask to describe the full collective of hopeless games put out by all Western studios combined.

yeah it was N. I don't think the guy qualifies as pacifist in Prince of Persia.

salty meme comes with the extra salt, just as ordered

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You have to topple a pseudo-Brazilian Banana Republic in space.
There will be mass civilian casualties and property damage.

huh, i totally passed over pacifist

You walk around some empty boring open world game with nothing to do outside of the side missions

you're a mercenary in a mech and your contractors are ANCAPs

Red Faction

The NotGermans start a world war for the 197th time. This time with robits

Nein

botw

ye

Skyrim

i was clearly talking about the Bitcher 3

I forgot to add: but it's OK, because there's no Geneva Convention in space and the pay is good enough

A little kid gets caught masturbating by his best friend, but then they end up having sex

3 colors

A mindless mute goes inside his brother to kill a butthurt god.

Dur hur mass effect 3 make MAD

nobe

It actually doesn't, realistically it could only end in a handful of ways and compressing it down to 3-4 endings was more than I was expecting since the whole point of the game was to stop the reapers.

Farmer comes out of retirement to save his beloved by beating the shit out of everyone...including his beloved.

A crude (but cute) abomination shuffles concepts around that hurts reality.

Shovel Knight

guy has breakup and revisits his past except not really

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You get into an explosion coma, you wake up and forget a few things and years pass, your organisation isnt what it used to be and you have to rebuild it again but against different enemies this time and you eventually kill the bad guy

MGSVturd

No

STEM nerd mind fucks a rock

Third one is Scribblenauts?

>Girl goes on a quest to gather the launch codes before the bad guys can get them so a bunch of old men can initiate Armageddon with the final set of launch codes embedded in her tits

yeh

kill the strelok

Toryah.

Luigi's Mansion

mute retard goes on a rampage while listening to Opera radio

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Bioshock?

nope

Your brother suicides and the world explodes.

Crazy feminist bitch with daddy issues wants to kill every man in the world

You didn't do it.

But actually, you did

gears 5

No

Celeste

No

hitman absolution

Drill Dozer.

No

Beyond Good and Evil

Fuck i meant this

Tomb Raider

No

Final Fantasy X-2

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

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GRAVEL

Nop

After you've finished schooling you go to work but then immediately quit because your boss is crooked. You then become a backpacking bum who steals from people and eventually you decide whether you'd rather go online or not.

TF2

FIGHT THING, GET WINGS, FIGHT MORE, FIGHT SPLATOON

you become a furry and join other furries to stop a scalie, but the scalie was your friend from the future and the real bad guy was a ghost who was helping a furry with za warudo powers

Bayonetta

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2
took me a second

nO

ye

Muramasa

Ms. PAC Man

the evil cult leader was right all along

magafags get btfo by russia and send spam to psychopaths to make them an hero the country

girl gets kidnapped
you and another guy fight the kidnapper goons to save her

Colonel Sanders and Thomas the Tank Engine guest star in a Pink Floyd album.

>Line Drawing
Kirby and the Canvas Curse
>Sand
Journey?

Horizon Zero Dawn

You shoot missiles at shit with your buddy until he decides it sucks and shoots you instead

No

lisa

You attend your own funeral

no

Super Princess Peach

Hitman Blood Money

My ice cream fell on the ground :(

No

A big-ass telescope cannon gets destroyed but it doesn't make a difference because space-osama convinced the human race to work for him

so theres like several players. They all go and defend their base, while attacking the enemies base. They can get stronger, and when they kill enough enemies at once they usually go and attack the base.

but theres like points they have to get to first before they can get to the final point. this usually means one team can wipe and not instantly lose the game.

Most of the time though no one gives a shit about the points and just try to level up or kill players.

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Any ASSFAGGOTS really, but probably League or DOTA 2

Sonic Advance 2

autist punches out demons and god because satan told him to

yeah I need to make this harder

Close!

dust force

SMT devil man

Life is strange?
maybe TLOU I guess.

correct

new wolfenstein

What is Final Fantasy XIV

No

which one?
You're very close tho, it is SMT

half demon guy with silver hair has to fight his brother to open a portal and save their mom from the abusive dad

Super Deepthroat

a flying bird man tries to convince people of something but nobody listens

Your in a computer killing dudes
but actually they're real dudes
but actually they're not

Also the world is very patient, no one attacks you unless you make the first move. Journalists love it because the game told them to.

do the same 15-30 minute boss fights over and over again until you get their special 2% drop and then repeat the process with another boss

you're driving a car and playing soccer at the same time

was gonna say dmc3 but I don't remember the save the mom bit.

Nocturne.

based

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Monster Hunter?

super hot

You play a videogame. It's pretty glitchy and toxic but whatever and there are Stands.

Frick

persona 2?

rocket league

you do the same thing over and over to get items to do the same thing faster

You try to jump around with explosions but then a sneakster stabs you in the back

>toxic
is this bait?

A robot chip hijacks animals bodies to complete menial tasks.

someone needs to turn it into an app for on the go

you have to kill ur not-mommy mommy

tf2

cold spaghetti

OC donut steal

in the true ending the girl you save rides you.
Shes also into rope bondage.

Sonic Forces

Space Station Silicon valley

Teenage boy helps bipolar hot girl go to her dad's home so she can ask him to kill her.

Portal 2

>flash player app
one can only dream
i feel as if the monkey paw is twitching

If you think it's bait then you don't know what the game is.
Nope.

The space station you work on is dangerously unsafe thanks to OSHA not existing in space

nope

Space Station 13

honk

Bunch of nerds isolate themselves off and realise they don't have enough irishman to do work for them.

Irishman ruin everything.

Your slaves come from a slot machine and they battle for you because you are inferior, but their superior because you're a girl or a guy who can use magic.

Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Nope

ding ding ding

Third is Transistor

Coolsville

Historical figures deal with an avalanche

Small child deals with arachnophobia

The apocalypse is pink

Minecraft or terarria

dont let her get raped!! the game

AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS

Super mario

witcher 3

Last Man Alive Trapped in Gay Furry Hell; Must Escape at Any Cost

Cute and funny girl sees ghost lives in a island far from.everyone and struggles with her crippling depresion

The city you're in gets put in a lockdown, you get stuck with demons and you're forced to get in a battle royale among demons to be king of hell.

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Lesbian vampire usurps a pedophile's kingdom and has a harem end.

Devil Survivor

You fall asleep and end up in an unknown train stop, get into a mansion to stay the night in and escape from little creatures trying to rape you.
>Devil Survivor
Yep

Girl gets stuck in a time loop so that she, with the help of herself and a demon, can defeat another demon using Christianity.

You get a letter to meet the girl of your literal dreams

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You babysit your kid and two other retard strength children through a dungeons and dragons session

You are a benevelont Goddess who has the power to move the Sun and Moon, create great gusts of wind to control both fire and water, and even bring to life a decaying forest.
You're also a dog.

Robbery gone horribly wrong as one guy gets stuck in a time loop where he's forced to have sex and give girls baths.

Okami?

Dragons Dogma

Dragons dogma?

You just want to finish your work day but the retarded office staff keep getting themselves and everyone else killed

you smash water, fire, air, and dirt to make more things to smash to smash together

The one and only

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Bird mom tries to fake her death by your hands.
Your hot not-sister tries and hunt you down, and you meet the worlds best rubric player, who actually comes from RIGHT NOW world.

Game is absolute ACEs

>to smash to smash
to smash*

Doodle God

Magicka?

You're a dog that did something very bad and gets isekai'd along with your owner due to dead mother magic. To fix shit up, you retcon yourself out of existence.

We really need some hints for some of these hebus.

You beat the shit out of your boss because he's jealous of his more successful friend

pure autism

yup

factorio and or dorf fort

Suits:A business rpg

play as a nigger, a boomer and a hipster in that order
also the online is full of overly expensive shit

Man in a tight shirt kills everything for miles.

gta 5

you wear hat

Ni no Kuni

Mario Odyssey or Team Fortress 2

You must do imperialism in order to acquire a bigger population and international prestige

Nope

Victoria II

You and a couple of friends set out on an adventure, but probably not since everyone's too busy accidentally killing eachother in the tutorial to get that far

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Is that a yes or a no, user

Do you lurk /gsg/?

An angel gives you a huge-ass gun and coerces you into murder. Nothing makes sense, but don't go crazy.

Dark Souls 2

Some bitch on a faraway land uses her elemental magic to shit around and you,annoyed by it,go beat the fuck out of her so she stops

Lisa the joyful?

YES

You kill things so you can make things out of the things you killed to kill more things to make things out of this eventually causes the first person you meet to die by your hands and the world goes to shit

A hobo is fucking pissed and starts beating the shit out of gods

Hobo

Not God gives you all the tools necessary to kill your enemies however you want but even thinking of hurting anyone gives you the bad end, what bullshit

I used to, not so much anymore

You must protect your virginity at all costs, the fate of the world depends on it.

Sonic 06?

Ragtag bunch of misfits accidentally enter a negative space wedgie. Decide to kill world's largest tick.

Do you recognize R*bbie?

you do shit

yes

No more heroes?

no

is it that one flash game where you shit for points on a toilet?

Monster Girl Quest?

no

ye

The space government bans technology because the MC is retarded

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Really doubt it, but SHRIFT?

3rd Birthday?

What game is this? It sounds fun

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>A closet perv, a shameless perv, a tomboy, an autistic, and their dog fight crime, sort of

Scooby Doo

no

God of War

Phantom Brave

Dilate

But you literally described Scooby Doo

You are some literally who with a spaceship and/or a fleet
The galaxy is your oyster.

You're a cat.
You already know the answer.

But it's not what I was thinking of. If I gave any hints at all it would give away the answer completely, it's something that should be very recognizable to people who have been here for a while.

An idiot, an old man, a princess and a crossdresser decide to do some gardening.

Spooky Gimmick

FEEL THE VOID

yus

You hit shit with your bat and three rings until the world ends

Ya got it

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You turn people into hamburgers for a noble cause, then by midgame you stop giving a fuck and just do it for the thrill of the bloodshed

getting angry and punching everything saves the world

Man singlehandedly saves (?) the world using the power of his dick.

MGR

You and your partner must find and re-educate a bunch of savages. Ironically, your partner is not much better in that regard.

>on the go
>missing out on the kino sound effects

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You finish the fight.

furi

you fight ppl with fire balls

Super Mario

yeah

Man literally cannot stop cucking the devil

who are you
im you but stronger

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Army men and taliban shooting eachother but M16 is op

you walk five meters out of the evac shelter you were holed up in and then you get disemboweled by a moose.

The game tries to pull off like 3 plot twists at the ending, but the REAL twist is that the villain was supposed to be a guy.