Why, Professor?

Because the game shills you too much.
I'm free and not a sheep.

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"We like older women here".

because i need hubert to cum inside my pussy

In all honesty, she creeped me out at first with the whole, "I'm always watching and evaluating."

Based and Petrapilled

>sensei I w-wanted to walk with you :(((
>you talk to her for a combined total of 10 minutes
stupid cunt

Did Dimitri come off as a pathetic character to anyone else? I get the feeling he would have handed Fargheus to Edelgard on a platter if she had sex with him, or less just admitted him into her friend zone, below Hubert of course. Dimitri seems way too susceptible to manipulation and lacks self esteem to accept the fact that Edelgard does not consider him family (if she ever did).

faggot

Edelgard does suck Byleth’s dick though

t. Edelgard

but i did

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No a woman. Bi if it counts.

Dragons are just plane better.

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But I did. When I'm done doing the other two routes then, assuming they haven't released a golden route where everyone lives happily ever after, I'll come back and do one last run with you again to finish.

Bitch, I'm the god. You had a chance for my dick but you were to selfish

based

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Yuri art is always shit

Because I love Dorothea

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there's no reason to not join her
she's objectively right about everything

I did feel her route was a bit Marysue like. I guess it's showing how each house leader manages with the presence of Byleth and how the don't in other routes. It seemed like in the 5 year gap she had everything pretty much under control, where Dimitri was eating rats, and Claude was sitting on his ass.

That is almost all of her art. For some reason. I think I have more Male Byleth art with Dimitri then with her.

>Seteth, Flayn, Indech and the Wind Caller are all chill
>Rhea is fucking crazy with a stick in her ass
What the fuck is her problem, it not like Sothis wasn't the mother (er grandmother for Flayn I guess) of the other.

because i'm a lolicon and I want to breed Flayn's fuckhole until she can't shit anymore.

I did, you dumb bitch.

but i did choose you
now i have to see all the other story paths

I like to imagine that Rhea is like unto Lucifer had he been loyal to God.

Because I wanted to murder hobos in the streets and Claude let me do just that

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>He, Professor, you don't think that whole Western Church business and this Remire thing are connected, do you?
>Yes, I do.
>Edelgard disliked that

>Hey Professor, what's happening in Remire is appaling, isn't it?
>Yes, it is.
>Edelgard disliked that.

>Teehee, wouldn't it be funny if we went to war for real and had to actually kill each other?
>Just kidding lol!

What a cunt.

Professor... why are you smelling my shoes?

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Why can't we side with Unga, the first of his Bunga, King of the Grugs?

Bi-weekly shoe inspection

keep looking at me...i cum harder when you watch

But i did so i could fuck the dragonlady isntead

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Because we aren't Unga enough for him

because meritocracy is a scam

It's not fair bros

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>because Yea Forums is made up of faggots and trannies. That's why you see so many alliance fags in the classic threads.

Because your a porcelain doll while Catherine is a force of nature.

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I sometimes wonder if I should've, but I'm liking Golden Meme

That smell, a smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells, smelly....

Bros before hoes.

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Freaking love Catherine.

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Dimitri, Dedue, Ashe, and Slyvain are the true bros.

is this what perfection looks like?

Drinking tea with my niggas Claude and Lorenz, fuck Edelgard.

But I did. I'm replaying your route right now.

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She could crush your skull between her thighs like sparrow egg but will instead play with your hair.

I only serve one king

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>sniffs out Edel and Monica's bullshit immediately
>knows Marianne is suffering, tries to help her
>mourns Dimitri on GD
>will join BL
Hilda knew Dimitri was in pain and probably wanted to help him. Need a Dimitri/Hilda support now.

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I'm confused, do you become Emperor/co-Empress with Edelgard or not?

Dedue please

What if you picked BL for otome experience? Does that make me lesser?

she finds a successor and then lives the rest of her short life with you in privacy

Apparently, the Japanese text refers to Byleth as Edelgard's spouse, but the English translation doesn't. Also what says.

What's his name?

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It's still husbandofaggotry, but at least the boys in BL are top tier and some scenes are way too homo otherwise.

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I knew something was up with Monica the second I saw her Portrait. It looked way to different and kind of fake.

Bernie's husband

War of Heroes DLC with fully realized, playable 10 Elites and Nemesis when? I want to see how Blaiddyd became a good old church boy.

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>Dimitri/Hilda support now
>Hilda wants Dimitri to do something for her
>Dimitri obligues without whining
>she goes doki doki otome MC
>invites for sex
>no way fag'd until A+

Reminds me a lot of Hanch from Drakengard 2. Except in a good game this time

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>Alright class, today is penis inspection day

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Imagine what it'd be like if they made El's Blyethsexuality less subtle.

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Drakengard 2 was pretty good imho
>boss starts making fun of your penis

Can I fuck over eldi if I choose the black eagle route or do I have to comply with all her decisions?

I knew something was up when she joined Black Eagle class but I couldn't invest in her. Plus she's obviously evil looking.

you can start the Church route instead

Sounds like a plan

how big is Raphael's sausage?

Reminds me that I thought she'd have a bit more dialog in BE but no, it's you hardly see her there either.

what the fuck was his problem?

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Based

Old and busted. Make way for the better girl.

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she already crushes super hard on you regardless of gender, and entertains the notion of marrying dorothea, she' not subtle about her woman like at all

Claude? Too naive and doesn't get the world, much less Fodlan and why that shithole was better off closed from the world.

Because I want to pound MILF dragon cloaca.

This guy would tear open Dedue/Raphael like he's a can opener, what chance does anyone else have

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>C
>Dimitri calls out Hilda for not training enough, Hilda tries to pull the delicate flower card, but Dimitri doesn't buy it. He says that Hilda is a lot stronger than she lets on and insists that she train with him, Hilda reluctantly agrees.

>B
Dimitri is impressed by Hilda's strength, she's even stronger than he thought. The two get to talking and Hilda asks if something is bothering him. Dimitri tries to play it off but Hilda keeps digging until Dimitri storms off saying nothing is wrong.

>A
Hilda apologizes for not doing more to help Dimitri back in school, Dimitri says that it was his fault for being so closed off. They continue to talk and Dimitri reveals that he still sees ghosts sometimes, but feels comforted when talking to Hilda.

>A+
Hilda makes a charm for Dimitri that is supposed to ward off ghosts. She made a matching one for herself so that she can be there for him even if they get separated. Or they could just stay together forever. Dimitri is oblivious.

>its byleth instead of bi
goddamn it
regardless the original point still stands

Well it is Boys Love route.

>you will never get gangbanged by Nemesis and the 10 elites

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Nemesis wouldn't rape you

you're not a dragon so nemesis wouldn't touch you

In GD she says she wouldn’t bow to Edelgard or Dimitri

Because you're a dork

>get to the mission at didgeridoo the aquatic capitol
>Claude says "you should have picked me professor"
But I did. Just not in this timeline

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what route do you kill him on? GD?

yes

because you're cringe

Does Rhea deserve all the hate?

God I fucking love Edelgard

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No

>Hey Marianne, you wanna play some Uno?

Sauceroni?

What does Edelgard's hair smell like? I bet it's strawberries.

Because Claude literally a better version of you, except he isn't a violent, fanatical, tyrannical, hypocritical fedora-tipping, short-statured, imperialist. It give a negative impression of feminism and has set the movement back when the first female Lord in FE and only female Lord choice is downright the evil antagonist in all the routes outside her own.

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76678504
Seems to be drawn by a guy named Dandyrabbit that deleted every one of his accounts.

Based Erenchad

Because atheism is a mental disorder.

Claude wouldn't have accomplished what he did without Edelgard's war.

It only set things back with retards that already hate women anyway.

Is this pasta?

>first female Lord and only female Lord choice

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>deleted every one of his accounts.
why do artists do this

Because you hate dragons and I literally have a dragon soulmate. Sothis really should ditch your dumbass on BE but she really does love you, S-rank or not.

Could have done an accountwide name change or something. Or had a mental breakdown.

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>trying to push this line in a game where the religion was literally a front for the pope to get her dead mother's milkies

you and your pet rat Hubert hurt my beloved Flayn, for that reason and that reason alone I will smite you and your legions with extreme prejudice

So Seteth is a Dragon-Tiger and Flayn is a Water-Dragon? I hope we will see them transform in a DLC

>are forced to destroy Flayn's smile
BE is a terrible route

>"When humanity stand together and people reach out for each other there no need for gods"
The Apex of Kino

Inferior to the Steppe Goddess from Elibe

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That just leo x charlotte suppoet from conquest

>Choose the House where half the members are fags or dykes
No way, fag. You can keep your degenerate House. I only go for straight Houses. That's why I sided with GD.

>Fuck you Uncle
What the fuck was her problem?

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Which of the students would be the most likely to spend an afternoon teaching Flayn swear words behind Seteth's back?

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>not going for the mental issues house

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Marianne iyapan fanart when

Sylvain because he's all about fucking bitches in the pussy.

Claude would so Seteth could slip up and complain that he taught his daughter swears
Dimitri would teach her many swears related to the enemies they kill
Ingrid would teach racial slurs

>Lyn
>superior to anyone

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Based

L E G S

Based and gold digged.

in the thumbnail her gloves looked like question marks and I was wondering what she was confused about

Felix is best girl.

Because you seem like the type of girl who wouldn't even try anal.

Based

bros before hoes

and my bro Dimitri needs my help

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should I set my archers to another class instead of archers class to offset their terrible strength growths

Who is most likely to do anal?

>Implying she wouldn’t let Byleth do anything to her

honestly I cant take that scene seriously after all the Impregnation/orgasm Flayn edits

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Because you're a genocidal cunt with delusions of grandeur?

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Ingrid, Mercedes, Dorothea ass to mouth, Bernie can be tricked into it, Hikda

Make every physical unit a brigand for that sweet, sweet Death Blow.

But I did
And forever will

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That’s a good way to describe most of the main characters emphasis on delusions of grandeur

So what do you guys think for DLC2? It's release date makes me think we'll get the others sooner than we think.

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>route exclusive character
>still makes the charts

the delusional incels

Linhardt

Supremely based

Dorothea has a massive ass she must do a lot of anal

Ferdindu damage to me because 100% Dodge rate Von Aegir

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Cute autist retard hitler

So uh, why does the Emperor Armor have an open crotch?

easier to fuck on the battlefield of your defeated enemies

This face makes my penis the small penis

because you won't gib babbies in your ending with m byleth

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"Ugh, you woke me up for this? Just be quick"

I did, i'm on my first playthrough. Fuck, i'm learning as I go and I feel like i'm gimping a lot of my guys by not training them properly as I learn how to do it.

But she says she would do anything to get you on her side. Anything.

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Despite loving fish Flayn is not a water-dragon, shes a light-dragon. Her uncle Indech is the water-dragon while her father Seteth is a earth-dragon.
I would like if they explore more about the children of the goddess and there many dragon relatives in a DLC

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>try to look for cute pictures of Marianne
>suddenly one where's she's sucking a huge cock
Don't people realize this is wrong?

That's what makes it great.

Kill it with fire.

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You're right
It should be her cock getting sucked

>Linhardt
Fucking why? Literally worst boy

What Marianne and Byleth do behind closed doors is their business only.

EDELGARD IS A GODDAMN DEMON!

>That really weird proposition he gives Flayn of having 5 or 6 children as a sample size for research.

>Linhardt
>Worst boy

He literally goes up to Flayn and tells her they should fuck for science and manages to get her to agree

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I am talking about the four guardians, the ones that are referenced in that pic but now that I think about it saying Chinese dragon would have been better

He is unironically the coolest and best looking boy post timeskip, people only hate him cause they didn’t get a muscle boy as the gay option

so is it safe to assume Flayn got her crest from her mother

Dorothea milkies.

When did you realise FE3H is the 2016 elections all over again?

Flayn is so naive. Seteth's overprotectiveness is only going to backfire when the first fuck boy she meets tells her he wants her.

He also is super sweet to Lysithea

What's going through Seteth's mind at this EXACT moment?

Flayn's crest is named after herself so I doubt it

>Flayn is so naive
she's thirsty AF, she knows exatly what she wants

my overprotective senses are tingling, some no good guy is trying to seduce Flayn

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>impregnating a fucking loli
Degenerate. Lolis are for headpats.

And it isn't some fuckboy like Sylvain, hell she basically tells him to fuck off and leave her alone.

>elections
gb2p

How did Linhardt and his family get the crest of Cethleann when Flayn didn't have any children?

Flayn wants it bad. She wants to find someone and start a family of her own. Don't you want her to be happy?

true, but you have to be more clear
they're for womb headpats with your lower head

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maybe she gave her blood to some random dude

Blood transfusion?

Thanks. I'm almost through my GD run and this support did me in right with Flayn' practicing battle cries with Raphael.

That's because Seteth warned about him in advance, otherwise she would be pregnant after the timeskip.

Because I wanted my daddy. Too bad he died during the timeskip.

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Because you didn't let me mount you.

Groping flayn and spanking her butt while her Daddy's not around

>Dimitri says that Rodrigue was the type of person that he wants to be and that he'd reach out his hand to save anyone
>Finally gets the chance to to that with Edelgard
>Gets stabbed in the shoulder and loses feeling in his arm
Why did he have to suffer so much

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What would change if Hubert had the balls to tell Edelgard 'yeah working with the slithers was a mistake' instead of trying to somehow magically fix everything behind her back?

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She will never be happy with some autistic egghead.

It would have been a good route. But you know this game had shit writing all around

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Now I'm not saying it wasn't a bitch move of Edelgard or that she wasn't being a massive cunt, but realistically what would have even happened if she took his hand? The people of Faerghus sure as hell won't be so forgiving and will be demanding her head.

Kind of wish I picked female Byleth just to be Dimitri's Kawakami.

She would have been executed or thrown in prison. A price she had to pay for being a warmonger and instigator of death.

>1234567891011
THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!

He and the others were the ones who told her to do so, she was actually the one opposed to it who had to be convinced.

Exactly, It's not like El had anything to look forward to, at that point she's as good as dead so might as well try and take out Dimitri while you're at it (though it still a bitch move).

I actually typed 12 as well. Had 3 seconds and wondered how many I could type while playing Azur Lane with my other hand desu.
I'm straight!

That's my point user, he was the one that convinced her but he also later lamented that he never should have but instead of tell her that, he resolved to somehow fix the problem without worrying her with it because Hubert is autistic like that.

He was the one who told her to fight until the very end when he gave her that very knife

You're a bitch.

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Like Hitler she took the easy way out. :shrug:

Edelgard knew that it was too late for forgiveness and that Dimitri would be damaging his rule by trying to save her. She smiles when he extends his hand because she remembers their friendship, and she throws the dagger because she knows Dimitri won't make the right choice without being pushed.

against the people that raped her for 10 years user...

Allying with the slitherers was not a bad decision for them though. Being on the opposing side of Byleth in the other routes was.

he should have been the main character
>always helps those in need
>always improving
>helps you tear down the corrupt church

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Absolutelly based.

477762548
(you)

>getting raped for 10 years straight

how fucking huge are her holes now?

Dimitri and Gilbert's supports are all about how asking someone to kill you is the cowards way out and that if you fuck up you need to atone for it. The dudes called the Savior King so he would absolutely try and save her, he'd probably make her help rebuild after the war

He only regretted in the letter, you know the letter he was writing while Enbarr was surrounded by alliance forces.

Oh come on it was only 5 years

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She can't even feel it anymore.

She got fucked extra hard user.

I only joined the Black Eagles just so I could romance the cutest girl Fódlan has to offer! I love my wife Bernadetta!

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all things considered, still surprisingly tight thanks to slither biotech, though it is pretty numb now.

Out of all the girls, who is the tightest?

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I save the best for last as a matter of course.

Petra but she also doesn’t shave.

if the slithers could contain their autism and nuke the church instead of not fucking helping and using their magic nukes on us they would have been better

Annette or Lysithea, maybe.

>Annette
Not after Hilda is done with her.

Lysithea was sexually experimented with so definitely not her.

Church route could have been so good it's not even funny. Why the fuck do we never see anyone's family despite how much they mention them. You hear from Caspar, Bernie, and others how they don't wish to fight their families but the potential of them fighting them is never realized. Just like how the first half seems to closely relate to BL's students the second half could have related to the BE students on the church route.
>disagreements on Brigid's allegiance break out, Petra is forced to fight soldiers from her own homeland. Maybe get Lindhart's father, who controls foreign affairs, involved
>Bernie's parents, seeing her now as nothing but a wasted asset, take up arms against her and has House Varley lead a charge against the rebel force
>instead of dying off screen in a paralogue Ferdinand's father could have taken up arms against him as well, forcing Ferdinand to realize how much of a coward and piece of shit he really is
>Caspar fights his father, the head of the military, in Enbarr before the "final" assault on Edelgard
Fuck, this route could have been as kino as BL if they had just waited and made it a real route.

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based

they just did a lor of naizuri

user, the Church has anti-nuke defenses, the last time they tried to nuke the church, it got diverted to the valley of torment

Neither BE route feels really complete they should really fix that

Rubbing my dick on Lysithea's exposed ribcage!

Don't be silly, user

They introduced a very large crest inside of her.

This is why poaching exists user. Also please do not post my wife, thanks.

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The church basement also have technology beyond the slithers, this is why Edelgard said that the church refuses to share its technology with humans. The chuch are greedy sons of bitches and deserves to die.

Didn't Ferdinand already know his dad was a sack of shit? I mean the boy is already pretty much the opposite of Duke Aegir.

No, she's a victim of circumstance just like Edelgard is, but unlike Edelgard she doesn't side with her oppressors

nah they put it inside a cake a tricked her into eating it

You weren’t supposed to point that out the Rheafags are gonna come for you now

If the dlc was just expanded routes instead of completely new ones I would be totally okay with that. I believe in an interview it was stated the dlc will not take place after the main story, leaving me to believe it's likely some new route.

The tightest are, in order:
Flayn < Annette < Bernadetta < Lysithea < Petra < Leonie

he knew but still you know it's his father

Kind of. It was in his paralogue that he really accepts it though. While it's cool that the paralogue exists it could have made for a great story map scenario.

To be fair, Rhea doesn't have a Hubert egging her on to do it. In fact Seteth is the opposite and tries to keep her in line.

Yeah, it's hard to hate Edelgard too, since really Hubert is the real piece of shit. Without that cucked beta orbiter sycophant Edelgard probably woudln't have gone full retard.

Speaking of Ferdinand's dad, how did a fat ugly bastard like him produce such a fine noble specimen of a man that Ferdinand is?

Edelgard’s in a pretty shitty position too in that her “uncle” is actually Thales who has stolen her uncle’s identity

must have been the mother goog genes

>implying Leonie didn't have a Jeralt lookalike pound the shit out of her at some point(maybe multiple points)

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Are gauntlets complete shit on maddening or something? I've been trying to make them my Caspar's main weapon but I'm lucky if they do 4 damage to anything beside mages.

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It's straight up said that the only reason why Edelgard agreed to work with her rapist in the first place is because Hubert said it's a good idea.

The slithers had Edelgard by the balls. What was she supposed to do, declare open war on a race of molemen who were located in an undisclosed locations that may or may not be dispersed throughout multiple foreign nations and try fighting them with an army that was riddled with slitherer plants and spies, funded by a government that was controlled by slitherers from the shadows?

Just wait for the golden route where they kill each other and die in each others arms

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You wouldn't fuck this?

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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Nah, but she could have forged an alliance with the other nations and church in order to fight the molemen. Instead she starts a war and slaughters all of them leaving Fodlan weak to the foreign hordes that are constantly trying to invade it for shits and giggles AND leaving nobody to oppose the slithers, two things which are just magically resolved by shitty writing in her epilogue

>implying incest isnt going to save the world

He probably had a full head of hear in his twenties, just like Ferdinand

Thats why she is the less tight from them.

I think you're just retarded, he gives off a bit of an akward "lost love" feeling around her but all of his conversations imply that he, for the most part, has moved on

But no one has any way of approaching the molemen. If the church could easily and safely take care of the dubsteppers they would have done so, and instead try their hardest to censor their existence to prolong the church and the continent’s survival as long as they can as Rhea does not want her mother’s land to become scorched up like it once was before Sothis can be revived. Seteth gets pretty mad at Rhea for her mommy antics. I’m sure if he had his way they would have actually done something about them.

Thanks, user. Now I want to know Ferdinand's mother.

>she also doesn’t shave.
they don't even grow hair anywhere but the face

I wouldn't be surprised if Dimitri was still down to bone El.

>church route is about trying to reestablish the seiros religion while correcting past problems of the church
>nemesis, who represents the church's great sin, isn't the final boss of the route, symbolizing Fodlan literally destroying the crest system
Autisitc Rhea should have been GD's final boss. Hell, should have just made a second Shambala map and have Thales and steroid Agarthans be the final boss of GD.

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All she had to do was talk to the other students and she could have mobilized against the molemen with a 3 country allegiance

If you mean "invokes pathos," then yes, that is the point of a tragic character. Nothing else you said was accurate.

Probably the one nobody s-ranked I suppose.

Wait, how is Grug the church's greatest sin?

>Nah, but she could have forged an alliance with the other nations and church in order to fight the molemen
Oh yeah bro just open diplomatic talks with foreign powers over deposing the molemen while the moleman spies in the room record meeting minutes, what could possibly go wrong?

3H is an Otome game and Otomes saved the series, so go ahead and pay tribute to our stacy saviours

Golden route will reveal that Claude is in fact super intelligent, even as a child, and instigated everything that has happened, as he knew that if the future heirs to the empire and kingdom became close, they’d unite and the Almyrans would have no chance to take over Födlan. This would finally give us a route where Claude is a major antagonist.

>that weapon
pic related?

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Just because you convince the leaders doesn't mean you have the nation, hell the Alliance is too busy fighting itself to really do anything in the five year war before Gronder and the slither's are primed to have Cornelia take over Faerghus.

The church turned him into a heroic figure and as a result tbe crest system was created. He isn't their sin in that they created him, but that the actions they took to rewrite history resulted in a corrupt social system.

MATING PRESSING THE FLAME EMPEROR!

>Those fucking stats
How in the hell am I gonna beat that?

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bloodborne didn't invent whipswords and it's really thin, more like the cane

Imagine being such a chad that the people that fought against you had to rewrite history to justify your big dick energy and try and explain why you're such a chad.

IT WAS ME DIMITRI, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

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The Ferdinand/Sylvain/Lorenz thot patrol stands strong.

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>talk in private about molemen
>talk publicly about alliance and friendship for the sake of peace
Are you retarded? Do you think they would put "must help me kill agarthians" in the treaty and read it out loud?

>Rhea is the Sky Dragon
>Macuil is the Wind Dragon
What a joke dude if I was Maciul I would be pissed too

The only way a 3 country alliance gets forged is that it doesn't. You, at most, can forge an alliance between the 3 lords. This is only possible in the event that Thales has Edelgard removed from power before the timeskip because he thinks she's going against slither interests. Assuming that Edelgard survives the assassination attempt, she's now in hiding while a slither skinwalker walks around pretending to be her. The empire now goes to war (btfoing the Church is on the slither agenda) and now El has no means of fighting them anymore. She's now forced to ask for help or kill herself out of shame. Assuming she chooses the former because there wouldn't be any unified route at all, this gives you a (secret) alliance between the 3 lords, but the Empire is still the antagonist.

Just keep throwing your units at him until he dies.
What the fuck do I care if lysithea dies, it's the last fight?

They did it so that humans wouldn't feel like pieces of shit.

>"""private""" talks when trying to subvert a race of body snatchers
Edelgard's reality for the last ~10 years has been the fact that everyone she talks to has like a 50% chance of being a slither in disguise or has slithers working in secret as their immediate subordinates. Reaching out is suicidally dumb.

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>The Slithers job hard in every route besides BE
>Apparently now they're a huge threat in BE for some odd reason
>But get written off like nothing

what about their endings

I find Manuela more attractive.

This post gave me autism and crest aids

Well, I mean, they still get one, at the end too! It's just a bit sooner than everyone else.

Marianne-bros....

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They only lose because Edelgard's war exposes them. Otherwise nobody would be able to do anything.

If she remembered that the noble she once knew is Dimitri, she'd probably trust him.

Allying with the slitherers also grants her access to the information that Cornelia is a slitherer. If she never sided with them and instead talked to Dimitri about everything the odds of her hearing about it would be high and Edelgard would have paid.

Yeah BE had the worst writing. They say the visuals are the worst thing the game offers but goddamn is the story a mess.

nanda

>they make Edelgard start a war to kill off the church
ftfy
Literally a puppet outside her fanfic route.

The slitherers aren’t fully taken care of in any ending

>she died exposing them because she started a war that killed millions

that makes sense
fuck the church and FUCK the immaculate one

Ferdinand will grow up to be the fat bald ugly NTR man just like his father.

>he didn't play GD

>Edelgard said
Everything she said were lies. She didn't even know why she needed to graverob bones nigga.

>implying
They aren’t fully taken care of either in that ending they just lose Shambhala and scatter

Ingrid, Hilda, Flayn and Annette.

That's not noble at all

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Not everything. She has had the church in close observation the entire time she was there and spies on them quite a bit, she puts it all into the manifesto that we’re not allowed to see for some reason

They killed off their leader and most of em/their tech. They are done like you!

Church should've been what the current Golden Deer path is, with uncovering the history of the Church and fighting the 10 Elites. Golden Deer should've been the backstabbing dickhead faction where you go underground and win the war by inciting peasant revolts and noble infighting among the other factions.

Too bad she has partial amnesia from the experiments

Play the other routes user jfc.

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>tfw all Dimitri had to do was approach El and talk to her but he was too chicken shit do so
fuck

>Golden Deer should've been the backstabbing dickhead faction where you go underground and win the war by inciting peasant revolts and noble infighting among the other factions.
Why? Claude wants everybody to get along. You are fucking retarded.

She cucks you to have a nobleborne successor first.

>yes Sensei, punish the flame emperor! Spank her- I mean him, and fuck em good, that will show him.

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What, exactly, would Dimitri even say?

I did. Go play pre timeskip BE/Church

Ferdie rocks the look, don't worry. He looks like the kind of guy to follow Rush around on concert in a camper van towed behind his beater truck.

>Literally brings an army to school, telling them to kill all the students in my class
>Admits she's the Flame Emperor, literally working with the people who killed my Dad
>Surprised I didn't side with her

Was it autism?

Based Erenposter

At what point is it better to shave off your hair and just be bald, rather than be balding?

I really, really wanted that shit about Claude being underhanded, deceitful, slow to trust and putting on a veneer of friendliness to actually pay off.

Hey El, can I have a look at that dagger you keep on you at all times?

>we need to kill everyone in order to solve the crest problem
>crests are already rapidly dying out on their own
She's a little special, user.

she's surprised when you join her too

He isn't Edelgard user.

>REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU BROKE A PAIR OF SCISSORS?

Yes. She thought writing fan fiction of you was enough to make reconsider the times she put you and the students in mortal danger.

Were they though? Crests were being breeder scummed by the nobles

>Hubert, Dimitri is clearly a spy. Please kill him.
What do?

How would you make a playable crest beast/giant monster work?

All the experiments and rape made her retarded.

At the second Gronder Field battle in GD route do you have to kill Dimitri or can you get away with just taking out Edelgard?

You have to take out at least Dimitri, though you go the rest of thw map not touching any of the other yellow units.

Remember that misunderstand with her friend Solon who sent you to a realm worst than hell?

You don't technically have to kill Flayn, if you attack with Byleth she just teleports away and later Rhea reads a letter from Seteth saying they have gone back into hiding

Hey, Edelgard does NOT write fanfiction. She paints.

If you care about the endings, just play on casual

Just use a crest to transform like past dragons user or wait for the dlc!

tits and ass arent as big as Petra's

Oh wow so instead of killing her you merely break her faith in people and force her back into refugee status in the ass end of nowhere. I feel so much better.

>hubeta ever killing the boar

Hahaha

So I'm doing my first run right now as Golden Deer. Should I go Blue Lions or Black Eagles for my second run?

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Because you aren't my wife

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Bro you dont understand its not your fault the crests are to blame

why is armpits the waifu so based?

Edelgard, where did you get all this porn of the professor?

Ignatz painted it for her.

>Black Eagle Strike Force? Bro that’s so lame

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professor was a good boy dindu muffin he was goin to church gettin his life together till that crest showed up

I guess the commissions got too much for Bernie.

>new update censored a support and changes male bayblade
So yeah what the fuck

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She stole it from Rhea

How to achieve Hubert aesthetic without looking like a cringey goth kid?

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For me it's GD, BL and then BE. Go Church if Edel gets on your nerves.

Lift weights

Blue Lions are kino, and Church reuses a lot of GD stuff
Recruit Marianne for Dimitri's best end

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imagine him but with Riff Raff hair and a moustache, that's him in 5 more years

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I do exercise
But the hair and facial shape is what I mean

>Retranslate a scene so its closer to the JP version
>"Censorship!"
???

>that Leonie support where she takes her top off
I was not expecting this game to give me a boner

>The Virgin Stacey
>The Stacey Virgin
who fits each description

Male byleth VA abused his gf didn't he? We've known the VA change was going to happen since before the game came out.

In her bedroom you can sheets of paper on her desk and upon examing them it says she wrote a story about you.

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I've heard he abused his gf and broke NDA, not sure which one is correct though

Wrong. Now go fucking kill yourself you fucking faggot.

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>zoomzoom no dmg meme wpns
only way to unga in maddening is axes and wyvern lords all day. imagine wasting precious time and exp leveling not only a shit unit but wasting time on fists.
Assuming you aren't just cheesing with dlc maps because that just goes back to "hard"

But I did, and I forever shall, my sweet tiny chuuni empress.

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the way I've heard the story is that Niosi admitted that he poorly treated people and while admitting it, mentioned he broke NDA.

>Dimitri: Marianne... Life is difficult.
>Marianne: It is a burden... It feels terrible to continue standing when so many others had to fall.
>Dimitri: If that is so, then carry on as you are. There is no need for you to force yourself to smile as your soul bleeds. But please... Whatever you do, do not give up on yourself, or your precious life.
>Marianne: What do you mean?
>Dimitri: If you were to die, I would be devastated.
What is going through Marianne's mind at this EXACT moment?

Objectively, Dimitri is the worst Lord for post-ending Fodlan. Both Edelgard and Claude at least had goals for what they wanted to accomplish, and you being God-Emperor in Church and GD means that you can fix whatever problems or issues there are.
But Dimitri had no ideals or anything, his entire battle in BL was one to stop the invasion of the Empire, leaving the same old shitty ideology surrounding nobility and Crests in place after he won. Even if he accidentally unified Fodlan in the process, he doesn't really have any desires to change anything about it.

I need your help, friends.
I'm on my first run, BL.
Should I go with Ashe, Sylvain or Dimitri?

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Golden Chads where we at?

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he looks like a cringey goth adult so you're outta luck there

>tfw no perfect bubblegum stacy wife

Cock, mostly.

I mean you're still God-Emperor of the Church in BL and Dimitri more than likely would just listen to you

wtf how am (I) supposed to compete with that?

>ywn either hook your father up with a new wife or make him your S-rank support because he died during the time skip

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Crests are dying out on their own as the crest-bearing blood gets thinner and thinner.

go Dimitri even though he's batshit crazy

Sylvain is boring
>yeah I'm fucking bitches left and right but they only want me for my crest I don't want anything serious but at the same time I do

and Ashe cant go 5 seconds without mentioning Lonato he's also just fucking ugly pre and post timeskip

nigger did you miss the part where he improves the living standards of the poor, institutes democracy and ends Duscur racism

I did

>Meanwhile, every unlucky motherfucker that Rhea keeps giving Crests to be like

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Best wife for Sylvain?

>REMEMBER YOUR MOTHER DIMITRI?
>IT WAS ME ALL ALONG I WAS YOUR MOTHER AND I DID DUSCUR

Literally a flood.

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Their names are based on Irish mythology, but I never really put this connection together

Too many landwhale fujoshits on this board

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Unironically Felix

depressed lesbian Dorothea

Lift weights
Eat healthy
Don’t mouth breath
Smile a lot

Easy, abuse your power as tactician to ensure they never get close to each other.

Or let Marianne die

Mercedes, their A support convinced me and made me like Sylvain a lot more.

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>literally patching in censorship

bravo treehouse bravo

I guess it's time to hack switch

What does Ingrid see in him?

Based, Claude was also a chill dude and punished dimitri was fun, edgegaurd is just a huge bitch lol. You don't even defeat those who slither in the dark via her route which was her end goal.

Yeah, that does nothing to change the obsession over Crests that has fucked over society.

He's a good person

>then lives the rest of her short life with you in privacy
This is depressing

Imagine the offspring

Are you sure?

She isnt suffering from degeneration! I swear guys, just listen!

He actually defeated the dark fuckers that were lurking though.

I was going to pawn off Ingrid on him but now I'm not sure

I hate Nintendo for not letting me make Shamir into a dancer I want to embarrass her and make her blush

>mfw reading their bromance ending
what the everloving fuck what a fucking gut punch, this support ending has no right to be this fucking good

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How did Edelgard even rank? You can only use her in one route and the half of another one

His whole "sneaky" thing was that he did everything in order to get people to be less racist and realize everyone is human. He couldn't have done that if he kept talking about how racism is bad every chance he got.

Nice 000.
He's a good man, even if the main reason he flirts is because he kind of hates women.

most Lyisthea and Edelgard endings mention their lifespan I think

>double crests kill you
>dragon blood makes you live forever
Oh wow how do I solve my short lifespan problem?

>Marianne: I think our difficulties have brought us closer together.
>Dimitri: Do you?
>Marianne: Absolutely! Please, Dimitri. Promise you'll live through this war and long after. I don't know what I'd do with myself if we lost you...
>Dimitri: As long as you are carrying on, I have yet another reason to carry on myself. I promise to the goddess of Fódlan that I will never give you cause to despair.

Absolutely drenched

Has he ever been straight-up raped by a woman who wanted his crest sperm?

Always said this would happen with Edelgard
Don't expect her to drop much lower than 7th though

this makes mustard gas do not do this

Because you hired bandits to kill our class and allied yourself with my fathers killer bitch

This is completely retarded. She 'removes' the noble-feudal hierarchy at the end of CF. What are you talking about? Did you play the game?

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Lys looks like she's going to throw up.

>Pick BE for maximum ORDER
>Half-way through playthough
>Edelgard: "I will rid this world of Crests so only the truly strong and capable will thrive!"
>tfw I realize I chose the CHAOS route instead

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It's honestly just familiarity and the childhood friend thing between the two. They've been together for so long that she feels most comfortable around him.

>CF
WTF is CF?

Ahaha Chaoschads won again

So I should pair them up together?

Thanks, I suppose!
also
>even though he's batshit crazy

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Black Eagles is a house of mages.
Mages have low defense.
Therefore: Fuck the Black Eagles.

Lmao smelly neet

What are you talking about? Constitutional monarchy completely changes the social structure of the entire system they live in. Commoners have political representation and can legally oppose any bias, unfair treatment they experience from the nobles and lords who now have to respect their rights instead of just relying on their status and Crests to rule over them. It's much better than Edel's meritocracy meme.

>Edelgard: "I will rid this world of Crests so only the truly strong and capable will thrive!"
So what's she gonna do, just kill off everyone with a Crest? Make it a law that they can't ever use their Crests? It's not like she had the ability to remove them before she launched her war, so it just seems like a nice thing to say without a clear solution.

She is about strength of self. Guess who was a free head start on bonus strength. The Nobles, with the crests.

Crimson Flower you fucking noob. Play the god damn game.

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>Cuts his hair short
>Oh but not his eye bangs
You can't I'm sorry user

anyone know if you have to have Mercedes in the party when you kill the Death Knight at Merceus to get the lore?

I did the prologue, just Mercedes isn't high enough level to kill him so I cant put her in my party...

What? Removing the Crest Stones from the Holy Tomb and killing off Rhea and her ilk is what removes crests from the world. She literally did it. She just has to worry about TWSITD post war.

Claude does get better, goes from a hippie to literally Almyran Trump.

MAKE ALMYRA GREAT AGAIN!

regardless of the air around her, she's still a woman
his penis

fucking lmao

Because I fucking hate you, you stupid bitch.

Is there a bigger gentleman than the Lorenz Hellman Gloucester?

>not having a team name
sounds like you are the ones who are lame

He's the only one willing to burn crosses infront of Dedue's room with her. Byleth sometimes joins them.

Edelgard was the best character in the game

my wife edelgard is so cute

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Name a purer and more deserving partnering than this.

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cause cuckolding chicks is hot

This

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Best Caspar ending is with Ashe, they bec9me shonen bros enacting justice across Fodlan.

Who would win, Edelgard or Metatron?

>Removing the Crest Stones from the Holy Tomb and killing off Rhea and her ilk is what removes crests from the world.
Where the fuck is it stated that destroying the Crest Stones in the tomb will remove all Crests from the world?

She would stand a chance against /ourguy/.

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So Ferdinand can't have children?

>Tells Dimitri Sothis doesn't answer people's prayers
Bitch, I'm literally the Jesus of the Fodlan world and you're doubting the will of my Mother? I should slap you for your blasphemy. Not only does Sothis answer my prayers at my call alone, she also told me to answer your prayers: the answer is no. I'm not helping you.

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If you play male Byleth he would be asking you to fuck him, he's a Twink.
If you go female Byleth he would just ask you where you got your cute top

How would the story change if the Byelth, Rhea, and the Lords, instead of having crests, gained the ability to summon angels and demons to fight with them?

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Then we'd have gotten a real SMT x FE instead of the abortion we got

It becomes DeSu but with a good story and positioning actually mattering.

You go fuck yourself.
Claude wasn't sitting on his ass, he was slaying ass and being a chill bro

>Better destroy a bastion of support for the common folk because God isn't real
That entire cutscene made El dumb as fuck

He Broke NDA, Nintendo doesn't give a crap about anything else.

#FE is better than TH because #FE doesn’t have Leonie

>a real SMT x FE
now I'm just sad

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Bros before hoes, and I need to be Dimitri's hoe.

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the universe immediately dissolves and recreates itself to be idoru themed

Literally nothing about FE x Compile Shart is good

It has better difficulty scaling than TH

youtube.com/watch?v=NyB4wOn4lVM
reminder

But I did? I love you, but GD girls have bodies that don't quit so I'm going with them next time around.

Just call it BE route you goddamn autist.

What do women see in Dimitri?

But there’s two BE routes

SMT x FE but this time for real.

a hot broken but fixable man

They're good for avoiding doubling and if you have unga strength. My Byleth threw Death Knight off his horse and crushed his skull mask with his bare hands in ch4 on maddening because he went full Vergil "muh power" and hit str almost every level

Dimitri would certainly have an angel

who thought this was a good fucking idea?

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I and most people did based on online stats but you have the most rushed unfinished route

Because some user spoiled that I'll be cucked chasing after your coochie

I like cheesy and dumb stuff from time to time but for fucks sake that's just too much.

you won't be cucked, she'll just die

Based and faggotpilled

It was clear 30 seconds into meeting you that you lacked some level of humanity.

>listening to the cuckfag schizo
ohnonono

Mercedes. They have great supports.

Ingrid was the one person I couldn't really pair up with anyone. I like her but most of her supports are boring.

i know japs have no self awareness but at some point you have to stop and think that maybe you are about to do something stupid

Does Ingrid not deserve love, user?

No.

I couldn't not give Mercedes to Dedue.

but Mercedes is Dedues wife

I never said that. But just looking at her own house Felix pairs better with Annette, Sylvain with Mercedes, and Dimitri with Marianne. Sure you could pair her with Ashe but it hardly ever seems romantic even if their epilogue suggests they might have. Byleth support is also pretty boring.