Male gamers will never understand this feel

What satanic shit did i just hear?

Why doesn't she just awkwardly flirt with him to distract from her lousy play?

>playing DaS 2 trying out PvP
>Steam streaming just came out
>someone asks me to test it out so they can see for themselves
>miss every swing and get wrecked playing as Dragonrider
>[internal screaming]

I'm pretty sure any guy is thinking, "Neat." they couldn't give a shit over how good a woman is at the game.

I have never seen a person play vidya in public in my entire life so yes i guess i wouldn't understand

The man is supposed to make the first move

Playing in public is fucking gringe, it took me so long to understand.
The moment I understood it was when I went to visit my captain in army. It was a really bad moment and I had to be quick, so I walked inside the captains room without knocking.
I walked in and realized from my captains face that was growing more and more red that not knocking was a bad idea, not matter the situation. Of course, I knew this, but at the same time, I was tired. He started yelling at me and I handled it pretty well, but something I never forget was one the lieutenants. There he was, playing his fucking brand new fucking VITA with sounds on, so all sounds were... gringe vidya sounds.
After asking permission to leave and try again to fix my mistakes, leaving, knocking, and finally re-entering, the VITA was gone. The lieutenant didn't look at me in the eyes the entire time.

After that I never played my handhelds in public.

Have you never been to an airport?

I'm more concerned with someone's taste than skill

aka Arcade Performance Anxiety. That's why furries and autists are so good at DDR, they have no shame.

and everything else.

Maybe she should stop being bad at playing then?

But not those moves or else he's a creepy rapist

I'm more surprised the fucker can speak latin

I don't believe a single thing women ever complain about

Thankfully most women aren't like that.

Playing in PUBLIC and playing in the fucking ARMY are two very different situations.

I would never understand that feeling because I don't play games in public.

Tons but only in the early 2000

Well, yeah. Women need someone to support them and their children. Even if those children aren't yours, it's your duty as a man

>the mere potential of one random dude's opinion is that much of a stress factor for women
to think that the phrase "man up" triggers some people

ugh i know this #transgirlfeel

Except when they are so you should be careful

I don't really give a shit. I'll play phone games in public and if someone's watching, that's cool too. I'd probably someone playing games instead of sit and vegetate on a public transport.

You're missing the point, you high school drop out. He will inevitably go and tell everyone about that pleb girl he saw failing on the bus.

I wish it was satanic. Sounds like a retard instead.

>when you emulate 6 Armored Core titles on the PSP, but they were designed with a controller with 10+ more buttons, so you have to jerry rig a fix by mapping random button commands to the one analog stick and hope that it works

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that's mighty presumptuous, even for a retard

This comic implies women are tribal and dwell on the opinions of others.
and also bad at games
All of which are true

People in the army play videogames a lot

>3rd wave feminism has turned women from egalitarians to potential life ruining land mines
>this will never not be man's fault

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What feel; the feel of being a braindead retarded cunt?

>he's not concerned over his surroundings and others opinions 24/7
I can 100% understand that bitch's point, minus the womankid part.

Because they understand games are games.

He just looked so fucking stupid, I could never forget it. Lost all authority in my eyes, I do understand it's for emotional, not objective reasons, but that's just what happened.
Of course we played in our erm, "rooms" as it's practically a shared bedroom.

I'm trying to understand the context of this story. Your captain and a lieutenant were sitting alone in a room while the lieutenant was playing with a handheld? What was going on here?

>I suck at this game
How do you suck at an specific game?

Why do these people suck at drawing so much

No, there were several high personnel in the room, and everyone looked like they were working on something important.
But this one fuck was in the middle of the room, playing his vita sounds on, in the office, where my captain who has served in iraq, also works.
I'm just trying to say that he looked such a fucking faggot that I never played handheld in public ever again.

I don't get it. I think you've autism.

Well, if there are several people in the room all going about their business it doesn't sound like anything private was going on. He sounds like kinda a dick for taking it out on you for not knocking

Definitely autism.

God she's cute, i wish i could function socially and wasn't a repulsive subhuman so that i could feel love and compassion from one.

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Games with high skill ceilings that you either can't reach or are too new to have reached yet.

I'll bite.
Women have ridiculed men for decades on their hobbies. Nerd was NOT a trendy word, it was a derogatory term and now they expect to be welcomed just like that. Some of us still remember, thus, the very least they should expect is judgement on being such fucking casuals and not hiding their power levels.

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I am autism, that's why I'm in here.
But back on topic, this is a real story, he was visibly embarrassed when he saw that I had sneaked to see him playing his manchild games, and a man you respect holding a handheld... it's just guys you don't get it

No, you ALWAYS have to knock, always, or they will make you fucking remember. I just thought that the situation was such that I should just enter, but I was wrong. You have to knock so when they do some stupid shit in there us lowlies don't get to see it and they don't lose authority

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Ah I think I get it now
But then again they weren't really "in public" if they expected to have privacy. You may as well have barged in on him in the bathroom. Are you saying that men shouldn't play with handhelds, period? Why limit it to just handhelds?

do people in the army have autism?

>play a game that's I'm normally good at
>friend/family member comes into room and watches me play
>start fucking up or make mistakes

You're projecting your embarrassment onto him. He probably didn't give a fuck that anyone saw him playing with his Vita and more likely didn't look at you because you're a sperg.

This is stupid i played through criminal girls next to an old lady on a train and she just kept watching me do bdsm on the girls she sighed so i farted and laughed audibly

good artists require constant and meticulous practice
a lot of web comic artists make art that is at most passable and easy to make for them and churn that shit out without ever going out of their way to improve

you can draw for years but unless you get out of your comfort zone, you're not going to get better

not these specific women though

Is cringe filtered?

You can fail, that's for sure, but most games share gameplay mechanics, you either suck at all games or you don't, failing doesn't mean you suck, just that it is difficult for you.

I don't get the impression the lieutenant was embarrassed at all even from your telling of the story. I mean the context here is that he was perfectly fine and comfortable in this room full of higher ranking people whose respect he REQUIRES. Why's he supposed to be avoiding a self-described autist whose rank doesn't matter to him?

>playing a game I'm shit at
>mum walks in
>get really fucking good at it for few minutes
Thanks Vanquish

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A valid point

No, but certain anonymous people say that I do
Also, now that I think about it, yes, I'm certain, some of them do have auutism

Well, it's like your bosses office, you know? They are working there, it's their work time.

No, I'm not a sperg until I got a panic attack after leaving army and became sperg for a year, I did recover though. Depression is something you should always take care with professionals, do remember.
Also, no, at that situation, he definitely felt awkward sir, I swear.

No sir, I'm just not good at writing english, sir.

Listen, even in the army, there's high rank people who are spergs. And they act high and mighty, but when you get to hear them speak privately out of everyone else's ears, you will understand that they are the clown of that group, or the least respected, or the one that fucking play vita in the office when everyone is trying to work

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i hate women

>see guy playing botw at the airport
>say "oh botw! i love that game."
>he looks at me and says nothing

>Depression is something you should always take care with professionals
SSRIs are poison.

nobody wants to talk at the airport

Cotton case for an iron pill

I think everyone's just messing with you, it's understandable why a soldier would be dissapointed that the guy who yells at him for making his bed wrong plays a VITA, the worst handheld

it was at the gate though, i ended up having a conversation with a bug scientist there shortly after

user you need to vent feelings and understand where they are coming from, otherwise you can't walk forward in life. Those feeling will never dissapear but you will learn to live with them, accept them, and be happy.

My man, I knew you would be there for me

>They are working there, it's their work time.
It's true, but it's not really "in public" since there's a sense of privacy if you can close the door

I've never actually seen stigma about playing games in public in my life time, except from my own parents telling me that it's embarrassing for whatever reasons.

I was popular in high school and college and I did it all the time, and it only ever helped break the ice when anybody bothered about it. I do it in public, I do it during breaks, and unless there're some invisible missed opportunities I've never noticed, it's never been a problem. I have tons of friends and I've dated plenty. I feel like everyone is just picturing the world 30 years ago when video games were Satan and caused mass shootings and projecting it onto an age when there're people who'll play video games for no reason except social validation. Twitch streamers and geek chic and all that.

>It was a really bad moment and I had to be quick
So some shitbag wants to act like the LT was the one being awkward in the room instead of him. No one cares if you play vidya in the army, we have so much downtime that almost everyone uses handheld entertainment.

I had soldiers like you. I'm gonna guess you got kicked out around year two, sound about right? Trying to act like the LT was the pathetic one in that situation and not you for being a fuckup makes you seem like a desperate faggot.

That reminds me when a coworker scolded me for entering his office without knocking saying "you don't know what I could be doing in there" and 8 years later I heard he caught with a girl below his desk.

I think it's more about you then the games. Playing a handheld in public will make an autistic neckbeard look worse, justifying people's preconceived notion that he's a loser. If there's nothing wrong with you then people don't care, as long as you don't have the volume on

He was playing before you walked in because no one cared. If the commander doesn't say anything to you about what you're doing you're fucking good. Sounds like he had to put it away so the CO could deal with your retarded ass.

>see guy emulating an old ps2 game in his phone at the bus
>fucker even had that wireless controller for phones
>asked what game it was
>he smiles, says sorry and says that he needs to go because it was stop
>motherfucker leaves before telling me the title
Goddamn autistic cunt, I bet that wasn't even his stop either.

What are you talking about? If a friend is spectating me I feel like I cannot lose or play badly or I will be marked forever

Imagine being that autistic.

That's exactly right.

That was literally me

There wasn't any stigma back then either, you NAfags play this card every fucking time, but I think the problem is that NA school just have a rampant bullying problem ever since forever. The gaming part was most likely minor.

the hunger burns
within my gut
as my bones
turn into dust

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>talking to strangers in public
What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm so fucking glad I'm not insecure or a woman.

I play games (low volume with Headphones) on Airplanes, busses, and trains all the time. Most guys want to watch regardless of age. Women are slightly annoyed though.

The door isn't closed, it's open, there's just a book shelve there to give them privacy, you knock and they give you permission to enter, so technically private but simultaneously made so that you may enter and leave efficiently as people would have to go there very often

Sir you sound fake, and no, I served my full service to my home country

Well at least he chose a better handheld if you know what I mean

No, when I re-entered, I stated my business and my usually mad captain listened, and let me go. I saved the situation really well, which is good, as it definitely was my most embarrassing army memory.

Me everytime my parents watched me playing video games.

seriously, are all women autistic?

This is one of the things that makes me feel fucking old when I'm not that old. No one wants to chat with strangers anymore. I have nice conversations with older people because they're not buried in their own world 24/7.

>Well, it's like your bosses office, you know? They are working there, it's their work time.
I completely get that.
even just in an office, a good boss is a respectable and serious person with a bit of authority.
If I enter the room and hear fucking vidya blast on his speakers, I'd give him a pretty unique look too.

Humans are social animals. Sorry you're an aberration.

All women who play video games are, yes.

>(low volume with Headphones
That's what I mean, just not blasting to noise so that everyone has to listen to it. It's nothing to do with games, just shows lack of self-awareness and respect for those around you

Says you. All of my relationships started because a girl asked me out.

>not making small talk with strangers
That's literally the only good reason to make small talk ever, even if you say something stupid it's still fine since it was just a stranger.

Yup. I'm convinced women lack something on the brain that allows men to think outside of their self.

I want women to become fun again.

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What's the name of the game you twat?

>Will never understand that feel.
Probably, because I don't play video games in public. I don't need some twitchy normal-fag clown taking pictures of me.

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I "sound fake" because that's the only defense you can cling to. I know a shitbag when I see one, even if you didn't manage to get kicked out. The fact that he was playing in the CO's office before you walked in is just absolute proof that no one cares. You actually think the CO wouldn't tell one of his LTs to stop playing a game if he wasn't okay with it? You were focused on that LT because you were desperate to focus on anything else except for being in that room getting chewed out. You're the awkward one in that situation, not the LT.

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Thank you, bro

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What would you do if you saw a girl playing your favorite vidya?

based

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Reminds me of that line from Glengarry Glen Ross:
If you know what you’re doing, you don't need to *look* like you know what you’re doing; it comes naturally

LT... is that... is that you?
You survived?
How long

Oh shit. I meant “Big Kahnuna”

Nah, you wouldn't. Or you would and you would piss off the CO for disrespecting an officer right in front of him. There's literally nothing weird about gaming in public in the army.

I've never went for the kiss first. Get close and let her go for it. If I miss out on 90% of relationships so be it.

Don't just suck lol

Being honest, it's just the difference between a normal girl or regular stacies and the average girl that often plays games, I think most girls that been playing games for a decade at least, are all insecure as fuck, it's not just the fact that the hobby is still mostly men dominated, but it's the overall awkwardness of being constantly castized and judged as "not one of us" regardless of the time spent in the hobby as well. That being said, I wouldn't play any games in public.

Yeah no, I work for a living. I'm just overly familiar with retards like you.

You can alway try to improve yourself user.

I don't talk unless there's something worth saying and agreeing that you both like BOTW or updating each other on the weather is not that.

This image always makes me feel sad.

>men: "I'm an individual. That guy walking down the street is also an individual."
>women: "I'm me. Everyone else is an extension of me but not really me."

Why would Yu Narukami care what someone else is playing on PSP?

Minus, if you're black or a jew.

No one gets your obscure weeb reference

>Just improve
Some people will have to die alone, this is a fact. Bottom of the barrel gets to rot.

Unironically this.
Yea Forumstards will scream "cuck-a-doodle-doo" but fail to realize that when children don't have a strong male fatherly figure in their lives, all of basedciety will likely suffer as a result.

Sorry, gotta go. Doctor's appointment.

>rot
>implying volcel life isn't the highest form of life

persona is of the most talked about games on this board redditor

He is just wondering if that pussy is gonna be part of his SL harem.

If you're a monk or a cardinal? Sure. If you're a virgin who plays video games all day? No

Then become a monk. Video games aren't fun anyways, and neither is sex.

Just joking, but listen, might be that the captain didn't care. That wasn't the point. The point was my perspective.

And you are right
>You're the awkward one in that situation
But that still wasn't the point.
He looked really fucking lame.
To do things on command... it made me hesitate under him.
He looked so fucking lame.

And additionally, there's lot's of things that happen in there, I was a group leader, I had to visit later much more often, some high level personnel migh for example listen very horrible music out loud to everyone and everyone would be visibly in pain. But they wouldn't say anything, maybe perhaps we were there, or maybe perhaps they couldn't do that, or maybe for other reason. But what I am saying is that there is zero evidence that that LT wasn't awkward and everyone else also knew that all along, he was lame.

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Some still are its just that they are incredibly rare. Need to sift through the sea of shit to find diamonds. It sucks. I know.

With that attitude , no fucking wonder.

Volcels maybe

My hair is too beautiful to give up for a higher purpose.

volcel is only impressive if you arent ugly

But why do you have to be one of those

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Better than being some reddit nice-guy with no self awareness. I know full-well i'll be lonely and i don't have to waste time on "improving". People really don't realize how impossible improving socially is.

Being a monk requires hard discipline but it pays off in the end.

>pays off in the end.
Explain how

No-one wants to chat with strangers because they have friends for that. When they're not chatting with friends they'd like to enjoy a moment of silence.
I always get the feeling that the people who small talk with strangers are lonely and desperate for any social interaction.

can't they actually levitate a bit off the ground

Good, one less ugly wealking that failed in the most core aspect of the modern human beings spreading his shitty genes in the world.

They'll able to sit and watch paint dry for hours if need be without chimping out or going crazy. That's all I need to tell you.

They become wizards.

Only once

>"oh botw! i love that game."
How do you expect people to respond to that?

wow, shes really insecure.

Even I'm not this insecure

Me too!

autistic screeching probably

>so obsessed by how you look to others that you get anxious about every single thing you do
yup, cant fucking relate. Can you imagine living 24hrs like that? L M A O

And then what?

Enlightened monks are the most redpilled people in the world. They see the realities of the world.
youtube.com/watch?v=GtAl9zJ3t-M

Suck your cock in the men's room?

The way women feel that they and even fictional women represent all women is why they can't have nice things.
In doing that they legitimately achieve some level of brain-dead hivemind status through this shared belief of "If one of us looks bad, we all look bad" and then they don't do anything.
People notice and think it is a confidence issue without realizing they actually lack any idea of self in the first place required to have self-esteem issues.

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it's too dangerous, what if you end up chatting up Zoe Quinn?

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Cause improving without a positive support-network, mental illness and tons of free time is impossible.

Im in law-school, implying that im to spend my 5 hours of free-time every day on talking to random people on the street isn't just ridiculous but innefective, i don't know where you live but people around here don't exactly like talking to strangers.

Based highscool edgelord, to say humans only purpouse in life is fucking is so fucking close-minded it hurts.
We're not chimps you know? You can aspire to do more than just breed and rot for the rest of your life just letting you know.

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Not him but, you start a conversation about something that you both have in common.
>How far are you?
>What strategy are you using
>What did you think of X?
Same thing you say to someone if you both liked the same TV show or any other fucking thing in the universe.

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They can talk about which version of Link they would like to fuck the most. Then this

>having kids
>literal white knighting
look at the retard and laugh

Women truly are the Jews of sex, huh

Imagine begin a professional tryhard because of what is between your legs.

>Cute girl
Ha!

>How far are you?
>What strategy are you using
>What did you think of X?
Screenplay by a marketing division made up of out of touch boomers.

>Based highscool edgelord, to say humans only purpouse in life is fucking is so fucking close-minded it hurts.
Your reason to exist as a male is to spread your genes and fuck a female, the female is there to bear your children, 98% of the world population won't make anything impactful enough to help mankind or the future generations. You're not a Testa, a Newton or a Kant, you're not special enough, the second you die and don't have any ofspring, you failed to continue your lineage, which is literally the only thing you really have that has some worth.

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>the opinion of a random stranger is important for ALL WOMEN KIND
This is why I mock you retards.Thank fuck I will never be as insecure and narcissistic as you idiots.

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>muh lineage
lol nihilistic slave-to-their-own-biology fags are retarded

>asking someone how far they are in a game is so foreign you think only boomers would say it
I fucking hate antisocial people like you. Go find a cuteboy thread to whine about how no one loves you or wants to talk to you.

I thought the OP was the biggest joke itt. I stand corrected.

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What if you don't want to have a superficial conversation with some random stranger just because they recognized that game you're playing?

>even if those children aren't yours, it's your duty as a man

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Whores are not welcome on Yea Forums
GET OUT

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Its gone now what was it?

What do you mean? I hate it when random people watch me play handheld games. Thankfully it rarely happens, because I'm a shut in that never leaves his home except to go to work.

The only thing women are good at is sucking dick.

Heaven, are you joking? Perks of being a wizard.

The only cringe thing about the whole story is your lack of respect and courtesy by not knocking on the door. Sounds like you've got the 'tisms, playing in public should be the least of your concerns.

I fixed your comic OP with something realistic.

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Based Chad Warden

>I have nice conversations with older people because they're not buried in their own world 24/7.

>be 15 or 16 or whatever, don't remember
>be in train with headphones just going my way
>guy in his 50s or 60s sits down infront of me
>starts talking to me
>take out one headphone
>asks me where i'm going
>i get visibly confused, say nothing and put my headphone back in
>he keeps trying to talk to me and asking me where i go
>i just try to ignore him as best i can while getting really uncomfortable
i was pretty scared of him honestly, like why the fuck does some old guy want to know where i'm going and why is he so persistent? why can't people just leave you the fuck alone when in public?

are you cute? maybe he wanted to slay that boipussi.

No, yeah, I agree with you, you don't really need THAT much free time, but law-school is pretty hard. Yeah, get that degree first, that matters more.

Nice worldview bro, enjoy all the shit your kids will be doing when you're dead and buried. Legacyfags i swear.

idk. if he was 40ish and had a lot of money maybe.

I can tell exactly what the author looks like IRL

This has a similar textual cadence to a copypasta even though I know it isn't

>Trying to co-opt biology to support your stupid fucking world view

If you're going to try to argue from a scientific standpoint, you have no reason for existing you fucking moron, stop trying to pretend you're an enlightened intellectual, you're a fucking idiot.

I assure you, it was stupid, but not even close to being stupidest thing that happened there. Actually, not even the stupidest thing I did.
But I assure you, you will do something similar after the sleep deprivation I went trough.

Yes, this is a true story, it's too stupid to be fake. I just wanted to share something that was in my mind, you can trust it from the lack of doing dinosaurs.

>bug scientist

LOL

Being smarter than everyone isn't a perk, it's a curse

All this shows is women handle stress and pressure differently than men. And when I say "different" I mean "can't". And when I say "women" I mean dishwasher.

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the cartoonist that drew this

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>"Cute" gamer girl

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what about the stepfather's suffering when the mother decides she wants a new stepfather?
nvm, obviously it's "stfu and man up ya pansy"

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dishwater handle stress and pressure can't from men?

A few people blogged, a few people cringed, most said nothing at all and stayed in their rooms. I thought back to the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita, and the words: "Now I have become Autism, the destroyer of extroverts."

Holy fuck even i wouldn't fuck her

I'd probably hang metal from my nose if I looked like a cow too

>basedciety
did the word filter fuck up or can you really not say society here anymore?

Inner peace, wisdom, joy in the act of living

Male gamers are second-rate citizens who can easily end up in jail because of false accusations and they will lose everything after a divorce. But believing that every woman in the world represents you must be worse than that, I guess.

yes, women have always had it so much worse than men

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>a bug scientist
They have scientists at Bethesda?

Why? I remember walking in on my sergeant playing Mortal Kombat and getting his ass kicked and he was just like "well that sucked" and moved on.

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i miss being bullied and shunned for my hobbies.

fuck roasties and fuck their enabling beta orbiters.

Good. If you get stage fright while playing video games, you are a complete neurotic wreck and I am saying that as an insecure faggot myself.

>Even a literal millionaire professional athlete like Antonio Brown can't avoid being ruined by the eternal female
Insane.

bing bing WAHOO

not really
they make me feel like i'm just a piece of meat which is hot

Based autist

because the army is for babies

I don't let people watch me play, too annoying. Also men are pigs, deal with it rapists.

>tfw I could be living an entirely different life if I was enough of a zoomer to grow up around lolsonerd girls in school

you're right
I don't understand what it means to be a neurotic mess [/spoilers]about video games[/spoilers]

That's fine I don't need to understand something to get that other people like things that I have no interest in.

What is the next step in meaningless inanity beyond first world problems? Women's problems? Is that the message this "comic" is trying to convey?

>mom only sees me watching stuff like Shibainuko-san and K-On (she even asked me what it was about) and not all the other action shit I also watch

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What he's actually thinking:

>Holy shit someone actually bought a PSP??

>going through a really intense section of a game
>someone walks in and takes a bit of time to watch you
>suddenly all the action stops and you're in the dullest part of the game

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kek

r/thathappened

Sometimes it just doesn't click. I am pretty good at Elite Beat Agents and Ouendan games. I can't into Rhythm Heaven for the life of me.

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>Socializing is superficial
No wonder Yea Forums is full of incels.

I am pretty sure it's Fire Emblem. We've had a whole fucking month of it nonstop.

>they give you that really skeptical look as they go
>immediately after something cool happens and you're past the awkward threshold to tell them to come back

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You have no obligation to be that father figure. That is the role of the actual father

I'm a God at racing games. I'm shit at first person shooters. Use your autism to explain that.

>Slow Life Harem
ewwwwww

Also, the best SL series is Slow Life in the Frontier. Mainly because it avoids the harem shit.

Fuck off you're not a soldier. Majority of white men never have to experience war of any kind.

Tfw no girl to play psp with. Fuck me these nerd geeky types are a dime a dozen, and the ones I actually see that are cute feel unapproachable

Ditto. I'm not risking a fucking #MeToo charge to get pussy. Why bother when women are supposed to be equal to men? They can do the asking out instead.

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My mom unironically thinks this way. She's a higher up at a hospital, and one of the younger nurses is a single mom around my age. My mom keeps pressuring me to "man up" and become that chick's husband, but her body is already ruined by another man.

Oh, and she's white with half-Mexican children lmao

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literally happened with dark souls 2
Brother finally took an interest in what I'm playing
comes over to take a look
it's the fucking section of the game in the gutter where you're just falling down all the scaffolding into the pit before black gulch
"This game looks boring as shit"
b-b-but wait it gets really cool in other areas

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>I AM SILLY

One day you'll realize life doesn't revolve around you and if you can make a positive difference in someone else's life, then that's what counts. Otherwise you've basically done nothing and your existence is irrelevant

Are you fucking her already or what?

majority of women aren't under attack either, except in the third world

Christ

Not to say you should go out of your way to marry a woman with children, and support her and them financially, just that there's nothing inherently wrong with it. Those kids will be way better off if they have more than a single mom, this is just a fact. People adopt kids too, believe it or not

But its pretty much just a branching feeling of how you feel when someone sees you suck in general.
I beat shit like Ninja Gaiden but im struggling at Blasphemous atm but with alittle practice won't be but I sure as fuck wouldn't want someone to see me sucking ass.

Cringe

Didn't know you could lose at Animal Crossing

No. I want nothing to do with single mothers.

What about anime Animal Crossing?

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This isn't Hakumei to Mikochi though

I do the same and i always get the same response
"with all the time you spend playing videos i tho you would be actually good at them"

No it's better

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Your dating sim games don't count weeb

Most dating sims have the MC being ungodly Chad-like, which is why he has a gaggle of top tier girls following him around at all times.

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B-bakana

videogames

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Reading chapter 1 is really eye opening. Bungo has really grown as an artist in these past 4 years.

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Jin looks like 4 years younger than he does in chapter 80.

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what manga is this boy?

>Otherwise you've basically done nothing and your existence is irrelevant
Exactly what this world of predatory cry-bullies deserves from me. Let it burn, I'll dance in the ashes if I'm alive at the end. Scum.

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Murenase Shiiton Gakuen

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>tfw want to improve
>worried I will depress myself if I do my best and end up failing or not reach the acceptable condition for my goal.
>Just try and enjoy myself and be ok with not doing my best.
>Can't improve that much.

I fucking hate depression.
But is it better to enjoy myself with my hobby or to work harder in hope to improve?

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cheers

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I don't get how that made you realize it's cringe

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Hey look, they're floating
>Flying

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No, I couldn't ever understand feeling so insecure about something so trivial.

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Oh bother

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big
bear
cock

I think you'll appreciate this page.

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wolf girl a cute

Why are dogs so great, Yea Forumsros?

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She's pretty great, yeah. I like how she acts like a domesticated puppy for most of the series.

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good girl would pet

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Whell you docta's a cqunt.

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i just unzip my pants and start masturbating when i fly

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lol git gud

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Dog's harem +1

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you cheeky bugger

>Calling him a cheeky bugger
No, that'd still be Bethesda.

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>Playing Professor Layton on my DSLite while at the bus
>A couple of girls are watching
>Solve the puzzle
>One of them gets close to me and tells me "hey, my friend really likes you"
>Respond with a smile as you'd do if a little girl told you they like you and keep on playing
>She goes back
>Hear them talk through my earbuds
>"So? What did he say?"
>"Nothing, he just smiled and turned back"
>They got out the bus at the next stop
It never crossed my mind someone was actually interested in me.

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YES. The military in the USA is treated as a last resort for retards with no social skills or anything to contribute to society. The vast majority don’t join up because of murica meme. That’s just what happens if you get medically discharged or injured at boot camp.

Worry less about your gaming skill and focus on your atrocious art.

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39/39

FIN

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>People are dumping dumb-ass manga outside of lol threads now
Well thats just great. At least its not more yutoba shit

>not liking yotsuba
>>>/redd!t/

weird....but eh its alright so far

I'm pretty sure it was a failed attempt at starting a LOL thread.

>playing DDR
>always practicing charts with spins on them
>THINK i see someone look in my direction when a spin is coming up
>panic for a split second
>lose footing, lose combo
>kill myself

It gets better when the rest of the cast gets introduced. It's like Animal Planet's The Most Extreme turned into a manga.

And it doesn't limit itself to just the most popular animals, either, nor their family friendly image. Jin gets hounded by a gay giraffe and aye-aye eventually.

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But also it becomes a political commentary on Australia.

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** Join ** the ** Yea Forums ** server **

3PKgVy

my cousin sometimes watched me play league

>mfw every time he watched, i casually whooped everyone's ass because i tryharded on my main champ
>mfw one time he was so amazed at my moves that he told his brother about it as a story

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girls will never understand this feeling*

>League
cringe

Chads play DotA2 (or HoN before DotA2 was out)

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>something cool happens
>nobody around to see it
>someone walks in during a serious cutscene or when nothing is happening

>Otherwise you've basically done nothing and your existence is irrelevant
Given that in a few million years there'll be nothing left of humanity but dust, I'd say your existence is irrelevant either way. Curb your cuckoldry.

To bad that literally happened with Count Dankula.

based. i sometimes play dota too but im too lazy to rank there because i win most games and i feel nothing when i win or lose

Because SJWs literally stole money from his bank account after trying to jail him.

BETWEEN THE PLANES

>is implies ought
sasuga retard

>we're all doomed so don't bother trying to make things better
Seek a psychiatrist

Damn casuals, git gud, cock wranglers.

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>just keep running on that hamster wheel goy
>you'll get somewhere if you run hard enough

What if I make a positive difference in someone else's life but they don't make a positive difference in anyone else's life? Fuck off nigger.

>Life doesn't revolve on you
Mine does.

>suck at videogame because you're a girl
>worried that you will be seen to suck at video games because you're a girl
>worried that people will have an accurate perception of you
maybe women are the problem

I am though :(

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That was pretty good, i'll check it out user.

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>2nd year of highschool
>suburban neighborhood so lots of black and Arabic people in the school
>ratchety black girl in my class tells me "Hey user, I love you"
>look at her, answer "ok" and go back to what I was doing
>she reiterates her statement, to which I reply "yeah okay"
she wasn't my type of girl anyway but sometimes I can't tell whether they genuinely love you or they're just trying make fun of you

>having people who watch you play
Women will never understand the feeling of never being paid attention to

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When people watch me I try and make the game look fun as fuck. I use the camera to make sweeping motions, use all my abilities, switch weapons and never hide behind cover.

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I don't know what this story is trying to prove? That you're a fucking idiot?

Thanks user. I never really read manga but I enjoyed that a lot.

>the virgin recruit vs the chad liutenant

>so all sounds were... gringe vidya sounds.
you sound like a fag
like, the biggest, gayest fag

an embarrassment to the uniform

>DS2
>really cool in any shape or form

I'm sorry your bro has such a shit-taste plebian for a sibling

>Well, it's like your bosses office, you know? They are working there, it's their work time
Do you have any idea what we do in our offices? I assure you, 90% of the time, were not working and just fucking around with other people. You sound like a faggot and the perfect material to boss you people around.

there's nothing chad about dying for israel

>playing game with friend
>actually playing good for once
>playing better than he is even though I'm pretending to be a casual
>he is clearly bored
>we stop and watch some shit on HBO instead
>never asks to play games with me again

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God I feel bad for the people that have this shit foisted upon them and don't use it to absolve themselves of individual responsibility and agency.

Fun fact: dog saliva can contain parasites that can transfer to humans and invade the brain

>source: catfag thread on /an/

Fuck her a few times, acting like you’ll be a dad for her kid, then ghost her.

So many wasted chances to find love.

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Your mom is actually telling you that she needs you to grow up and start a family already but she doesn't have high hopes for you

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fpbp

And cat feces contains parasites that brainwash cat owners.

Sadly, his attitude is normal these days, may have been seen as odd 30 years ago.

I blame video games.

>Playing PVP
>Do something cool
>People tell me I was against a streamer
>Have a video of my cool shit from his point of view

Why do people keep saying this? Soldiers aren't dying for Israel, they're fighting to keep terrorism from spreading to the first world. Israel has nothing to fucking do with it

>tfw I kill Vinny Vinesauce on stream without knowing it
>tfw watching the Fullsauce video on it later of me punching him to death when he had multiple spears

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It's just Stormniggers. They're the Snoyboys of /pol/.

>Soldiers aren't dying for Israel, they're fighting to keep terrorism from spreading to the first world
terrorism only happens because we interfere to the point of having muslims and jews hate us.

It's cautious people like him that help keep our crime rates lower than 30 years ago. I hope a cop accidentally shoots you.

lol

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you mean the feel of brutally overthinking?

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Knife eaaaaaaar!

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>6
How? There's only 3, SL and LR?

t. ugly, jealous user

I imagine it's pretty similar to recommending someone watch something you love and then they watch it with you present and you get to watch them totally hate it.

Bullshit.

>boohoo they called me a Nazi so I am going to go join the racist and nationalist party of Britain!!!!

No bullshit.

This has already happened with millennials and our shit fathers though and society is still going.

hot.

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>if you don't agree my politics you're a nazi
>Not even a neo-nazi, but an actual nazi
You don't even know how stupid you sound.

He joined the BNP? What a fucking pansy.

I just jacked off to this. Am I a bad person?

Nah. You're alright.

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No

Sorry the Scottish one not British one. Sorry I’m a burger.

It only takes a little googling.
>In April 2019, Meechan said he intended to stand for MEP on behalf of UKIP in the upcoming 2019 European Parliament election in the United Kingdom.[46][47] He was named fourth on UKIP's list in Scotland but was not elected,[48] after UKIP won only 1.8% of the vote in Scotland.
Not BNP.
youtu.be/ceeKZ5kNj_I?t=677

Not really. If you think it's depicting rape it really isn't. The implication here is that some time has passed and they both consensually took off their clothes (no signs of ripped clothing) and the man is evidently pleasuring the girl far more than he is pleasuring herself (cunillingulus) and she is indeed moaning with pleasure, therefore we can safely assume that it's just some vanilla fucking right there.
Stop assuming everyone of these edits is fucking rape you Gamer