10/10 DIALOGUE

damn, who are you trying to impress? Game is shit and you paid that amount of money for it? People are proud of being suckers?
It's like if you posted yourself eating shit with a caption saying. "stay mad".

we have the last 4 digits of your credit/debit card!!!
you are gonna get doxxed bro!

>that neck

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA
OHHHHHHHH NOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Thanks for the card info bro. Gonna use it asap

Jeez, I thought this was a screenshot of the old games. It really looks like crap.

Glad I decided to give this a miss after playing that DLC they released.

Its LITERALLY Borderlands 2.5.

cohh seem like a cool guy but dude is too scare of saying anything negative about stuff he doesnt enjoy

but thats what the fans want you fucking brainlet

Yeah, the fans want a new $60 game that is just a glorified DLC.

right? I'm shocked that it doesn't even look slightly cleaner or anything, the art style is pretty solid but it really cant be stretched across two full console generations like theyve done, they need to tighten up the more technical aspects like their textures not looking like day old vomit and their fucking hair models being just laughable

some one post that greentext of comparing borderlands dialogue to what anyone else would use, it went something like

>normal game: "we need fuel tanks for the shield generator"
>borderlands : [huge wall of wacky text]

The panels in the back. They look more hand drawn/comic booky, but in a bad way. I get that it's subjective, but it's definitely gone "more" stylized. don't like it.

>Not watching a guy who spends more time thanking for subs/follows/dicks sucked than playing the game

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block your card asap and order a new one. If you do that prob dont have to worry.

Thanks for the card info bro

oh you stupid motherfucker

I've seen a video of him shitting pretty hard on Fallout 76

I wonder if card-boy is dumb enough to fall for your shit, user.

Tencent gonna own you now

who the fuck plays vidya games for the writing, lol. Vidya has a long way to go before anybody is willing to take it serious.

i remenber him saying wolfestein youngblood was bad or did i imagine that?

are you bragging about spending $100US on literal shit?

He did buy bl3...

so when the steam version comes out are the two gonna be crossplay or what

Thanks, I just bought myself a butt-plug using your money ;)

lol

YOU FUCKING MORON LMAO

DUDE WTF DELETE THIS POST FAST

samefag

>that dialog

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good thing he got a code so he dosent have to buy this shit himself

Nigga what the fuck is this dialogue?

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I'll be taking dat card details thank you very much

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Unironically based

>still totally valid
Pathetic

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>blowing your welfare cheque on something irresponsible
This is why people like you stay poor.

>Boredomlands have shit humor
Woow shocking news.

reddit the series the game

yes nigga

Is the joke that he's a head in a jar?

If so, it's honestly not that bad. I'd give it a sensible chuckle if the delivery was good.

Reminder based Julius visited /fit/ and did a based AMA, and halfway through he asked for everyone to wait for him, because he was trying to get his wife pregnant, so he left, busted a nut on her, and literally came back, and gifted some of his ebooks post-orgasm

based

cope

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why is liberal writing always like this

why are you obsessed with politics when you still live with your parents and aren't affected by things like taxes

When are we getting a Borderlands game where you have to find parts to build a space ship so you can escape the most insufferable planet in the galaxy?

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Pandora is just the tutorial bro and also final boss encounter, nothing more

That was fucking terrifyingly accurate.

Cause I have time to, differently from you wagecucks. Hmmm feels good being able to btfo slaves this easy

where is her neck?

Leftist*

wait I just realized why the fuck is anything but Pandora like this
the premise is that everyone is crazy because they're ON Pandora, right?

>OSCARS
FUCK OSCARS!

I don't get it, where's the joke Buckley?

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the joke is that the guy is a head in a jar so he's 80% mind

>epic/tencent: Thanks mate for credit card info.

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God this game looks so bad, why does it even need an RTX 2080 for 60fps?

I thought it was a given anyone not a serious character in Borderlands always talks like they're on meth 99% of the time with the verbal bloat.