Enjoying the current grand prix with our favorite little purple dragon?
Marsupial Company Crusing: Estrogen Fueled
Colton Perez
Connor Thomas
Bandibump.
Jonathan Ross
Turn
Luis Young
I'll bump For Liz
Liam Jenkins
I lost reserves : (
Lincoln King
Balanced
Benjamin Martin
What is it about Liz that makes her get Beenox'd?
Isaiah Mitchell
Godspeed Komodobro, out there doing God's work.
Dylan Richardson
Rimba DLC when?
Adrian Ross
Thanks doc
Brody Davis
Stop leaving...
Ethan Edwards
The raw sex appeal is too much for the games files.
Alexander Kelly
Balanced and Turn shall no longer be foes. We need to work together to cleanse online of Speedster and Accelet supremacy. Use your items, not against your kin, but against your nemesis.
Jacob Harris
Jaxson Scott
Being punished for beauty is cruel.
Gavin Perry
Andrew Powell
Fuck off with your censored game, shill.
Alexander Smith
Shill of with your censored fuck, game.
Leo Jackson
Based
Dominic Gray
>"E for Everyone."
Caleb Hill
Not really. I'm already back into the grind of only playing when there's wumpa time and I don't bother with the "challenges" October's cup better be fucking fantastic or that's it for me, it'll be one disappointment too many.
Michael Allen
Nina makes it worth playing
Isaac Evans
Win or lose its great to see her pull through.
Asher Stewart
Only if she's accel and I need more than just one racer. I have my own checklist and I'm going to need most of it or else I'm done.
Aiden Stewart
>Deep Dick Driving
Sebastian Martinez
Would you want N. Brio next GP or for him to have his own?
Nathaniel Smith
Hudson Baker
Feels appropriate
Chase Barnes
Next. Basically my list for October is:
>Nina
>Brio
>Dark Crash and Coco skins
>spooky cars
Jack Morris
>Trying to beat my time on Oxide Station
>Keep fucking up
UGHHHHHH
Jaxon Powell
Nina is 100% in, Brio is in but god knows when.
>Dark Crash and Coco
No idea
>spooky cars
Damn well better be
Camden Allen
You think theyll do the stockings?
Wyatt James
Like I said it needs to all be in for the October cup or I'm out. This is the cup I've been looking forward to most and it's the source of the last shred of my hype for this fucking game.
They've been pretty faithful to costumes so far and they had no problem with coco constantly flashing her spats so I can see them keeping in the stockings.
Logan Moore
Can't wait for Dark Coco to come out and have a more tame design to see everyone cry censorship
Benjamin Scott
Thanks, doc.
Kayden Butler
I know where you're coming from user, under delivering on this GP if nothing else was a mistake. Especially considering how shit last GP was.
Gavin Thomas
Yeah Spyro cup was my second most hyped, and for many THE cup for them, and they barely fucking bothered with it having less stuff than the Nitro Cup, doesn't help that the track is yet again nothing special. At this point I think I would have preferred them as DLC as it would have meant more characters, tracks, karts, and all kinds of shit instead of these half assed updates.
Brody Edwards
This was a very strange Grand Prix, but at least Nina's coming back next month. I do like the game but I wish they'd get a better formula for their GPs. Also, fuck Oxide Station.
Lucas Rivera
There's no predicting anything this French Canadian company does. To my understanding all is permitted except for jiggle physics
Jaxson Gonzalez
Why do you hate OS?
Evan Hughes
I'm having a hard time breaking 2:50
Jaxson Butler
Make it happen Beenox
Noah Powell
Fuck Discord and FUCK /vg/
Logan Young
My dick is not ready for all the Dark Coco Femdom.
Lincoln Evans
Good god what happened to crash
Gavin Phillips
>tfw i was racing with the lizfag
i even have your xbox name but lucky for you i'm not going to post it
Cameron Anderson
I leave a good impression? Message me bro
Gabriel Murphy
He got human corrective surgery.
Xavier Sullivan
Hey Lizbro, got the animation of her dancing at Slide Coliseum? It cute
Carter Brooks
Ami looks okay Crash doesn't.
Jordan Cox
not now because i turned off my xbox but maybe tomorrow
Nicholas Evans
I can make a Webm of it if it hasnt been made already.
Jaxon Mitchell
>Start doing Oxide Time Trials
>Some are super easy, while others are barely possible
Why is it always like this in Crash games? It's been this way since they introduced time trials in Warped.
Dominic Ramirez
hes in.
Jaxson Wilson
Alright then... Where'd we race by the way?
William Murphy
Oxide ghosts are fine, Relic-style TTs are garbage in any Crash game. It's not a matter of speed or completing a level quickly, it's just route memorization, and if anything at all goes wrong, fuck you, do it all over from the beginning.
Gavin Johnson
if i can remember it was jungle boogie
Colton Wilson
I went off Hot Air Skyway twice and still beat him. That's not fine in my book.
Colton Wright
This! I wanted to watch baby seals get clubbed after I did Polar Pass.
Ayden Moore
I hate how I havent even been able to PLAY this game
Tyler Hughes
Were you in the pic you tagged me in? I don't remember the names but I remember the Tiny got 2nd and one of the dark Gnorc's got 1st.
Nicholas Lee
let me guess pcfag?
Hudson Watson
no. switch but im in college so FUCK
Jack Wood
no, this is somehow as weak a gp as the b*bies and im a massive spyrofag
Chase Rivera
I'm getting disconnected from lobbies basically like launch week all over again. The item balance isn't as notoriously shit as Back N. Time but you could at least RACE before.
1 step forward 2 steps back.
Xavier Jenkins
>CTR threads devolved into some faggot posting Liz everytime
>being deleted after a few posts
I miss the old hype and comfy threads
Jaxson Sanchez
same... it sucks
Benjamin Morgan
As requested from my post
David Wilson
Nothing wrong with Lizposting.
>being deleted after a few posts
Jannies being trannies
>I miss the old hype and comfy threads
There's 21 posters here man and you're one of them post a webm or something.
Parker Brown
Heres the GP after the Nina one.
Grayson Gonzalez
>invisible wall there
Of all the goddamn places Beenox.
Jack Gray
i was playing as n tropy i really don't pay attention to what tracks get picked
Jack Myers
I would love a Titans GP
Chase Bennett
Reminder that bing bing wahoo man is coming to CTR.
Elijah Allen
Watch it actually be
Jeremiah Garcia
Most Beenox'd character out there
Jaxson Thomas
itll actually be...
Carson Jenkins
I think it's better just because there's less clocks and orbs going off.
Christopher Anderson
Cute
Isaac Mitchell
Bump for Brio
Leo Butler
I only ever played the first Spyro extensively so I dunno who people like. Out of curiosity:
If you were to have two other characters in place of Gnasty Gnorc and Hunter, who would they be? Or just replace one of them if you like the other.
Henry Price
These three
Nathaniel Butler
Well Ripto and Sorceress were planned but cut. Id replace Sorceress with Bianca.
Alexander Gray
Without Lizfag I don't think we even have CTR threads anymore
Levi Cox
It'll explode first day of the GP and then die out again if it's as lackluster as this one.
Jeremiah Watson
Surely they can do better than baby bandicoots, hunter and gnorc.
Surely.
Cooper Collins
I don't think people would have complained about Hunter if he was Accel
Tyler Hughes
We were truly robbed.
Michael Bell
I do wonder if people would use Spyro if he was balanced and we got no speed characters this GP.
Nicholas Kelly
I doubt it, probably be more MoM Crunch by now.
Bentley Mitchell
People like Spyro as a character so he would see some use just like Crash/FCrash.
Carter Wood
Lizbro you need to chill. This is the kind of thing that gets threads banned
Nolan Hernandez
Reminder that Beenox truly believes people will grind for MoM Crunch and another shitty decal.
Carter Campbell
Theres like 3 of us here...
Asher Nguyen
I see Wizard Komodo Joe and Gnome Velo every once in a while. Giving characters good skins helps see more variety. I've even seen more Zam because of his new skin.
Gavin Murphy
I remember last GP jannies left up a thread only talking about the bandibabes but deleted actual discussion about the game. It makes us safer waifuposting.
Angel Miller
That would be pretty crazy and now I want Hat Kid in karts
Christopher Martin
Is that Dr. Robotnik? THE Dr. Ivo "Pingas" Robotnik?
Jace Hernandez
Jannies are bitches and delete CTR threads for any reason nowadays. Then again this is the board where literal porn will remain up longer than a post GP CTR thread. They dont need any reason to if the threads dont die from inactivity.
Jayden Powell
yuhMEEE
Ethan Ward
Yeah that's true, guess i'm trying to rationalize why they're doing it.
Brayden Cook
>Inferno Island
Does anyone even like this track?
Carter Perez
Also they could still be mad about TSR and Mario Karts competition with CTR. Nintendo board after all.
Luis Roberts
>delete CTR threads for any reason nowadays.
So call them "Mario kart threads" and they'll get left up till bump limit.
Never forget this is a Nintendo fuelled board
Nicholas Morris
>when wahoo man is added, the game the game will finally be Yea Forums approved
Adam Torres
Do you have brain problems?
Mason Murphy
Please don't let Brio or Nina be turning. Please.
Jason Richardson
Austin Perry
WHEN CAN I BUY TAWNA
I WANAN RIDE THE CART WITH MY WIFE
Jose Thomas
>Nina
>turning
Just imagine how people would react...
Jeremiah Long
kek
Nintendo Direct was a fucking nightmare
Pic related
Nobody knows, hopefully when Tawna's color get's added in
Sebastian Hill
Why did the Spyro GP become so unpopular? I thought everyone was excited to play as Spyro chars and have new karts, especially after the snooze fest that was the Back N Time GP.
Liam Phillips
On this tibetan basket weaving site we all do.
Angel Ortiz
meanwhile
Jaxson Foster
Would Dark Coco actually be able to fight regular Coco. Our Coco can build machines like N. Gin. Unless... Dark Coco can as well and we will never get a mech battle between these two.
Connor Morgan
I like its look
Don't care to actually play online on it
Jayden Richardson
I'd be okay with it, they need to hurry up and buff balance and turns top speed though
John Harris
fair enough
Ryan Wright
I have this feeling for a couple tracks with PP being one of them. Sure it's fun offline but it's absolute hell online.
Josiah Anderson
In a real fight shed prob kick her ass. Evil Crash was alot stronger than normal one. Evil Crash was also feral. Also Dark Coco seemed a bit less intelligent in her cutscene. youtube.com
Jason Adams
poor megumi all alone with nobody caring about her
Dylan Thompson
My folder of 114 pictures (this is including group pictures and alts) says otherwise.
Dylan Stewart
I think most people lost their little motivation left
when the so-expected Spyro AND FRIENDS GP announced we'd get Spyro and 2 fucking characters, one being the bad redesign of Hunter and the other one being the FUCKING DUMB, UNTHREATENING AND UGLY GNASTY GNORC.
Aiden Butler
Because online is still an RNG shitfest with items being as they are and the challenges are even worse this time around
>forcing people to play 3 different modes a day
>forcing people to WIN as a Turning or Balanced character online
>even people who are good at the game hate the "set a good time and then beat it" challenges
Noah Stewart
Xbone numbers are at 44k for champion, I can't imagine that many people that play are regulars either.
Carson Smith
items don't bother me as much as they used to but people are using them in a way that makes it really fucking hard to catch up.
Grayson Foster
Shut up Bastich
Samuel Morris
>poor megumi all alone
>with nobody caring about her
Just as she deserves to be. Only true queens deserve companion and following.
Nicholas Clark
Every day the raven haired temptress assimilates another
Aiden Campbell
The LOLSHEGONNASNAP expression ruins the delivery. She should look absolutely crushed to tug at the reader's heartstrings.
Carson Bailey
All the gps have the same problems
The tracks are bad because of shit design choices
The boring ass challenge grind
The nitro rewards aren't great
You will hate all the new characters from seeing them every damn race, mainly whoever becomes the speed type
Everyone keeps hyping up upcoming gps but will keep being disappointed since the characters won't magically improve the game
The new tracks will be shit
The grind will never change because of how it was designed
Gavin Brown
>Play Gnorc. Grow to like him alot
>Everywhere I go people call him a shit addition
:(
Jaxson Watson
>crash gets added to smash bros
>mario gets added to CTR
that would cause a giant meltdown on jannies
Nathaniel Reyes
Show them some gnasty assplay until they like it
Eli Stewart
Because people wanted their precious furry waifu. Ignore their opinions, they're not worth listening to.
William Edwards
>Two datamined characters were cut, one of them being the fan favorite Ripto
>Spyro didn't get a legendary skin in his own GP, instead the spotlight was given yet again to fucking Crunch of all things
>New track is a straight, narrow, claustrophobic corridor with auto-centering portals that allow the player in the lead to leave unavoidable power ups that make it impossible for anyone to catch them
>New track also solely focuses on Spyro 1 instead of celebrating the entire trilogy which is what most people wanted/expected
>Accel players literally have only one (1) character to use for the entire month if they want nitro, that being a Mind over Mutant costume for the character that already had the most skins out of all accel characters
>Most options (4) were given to turning class which is hardly used by anyone
>Gnasty Gnorc was completely outclassed and made meaningless by Orc Big Norm who has a similar (better) design and better stats
Yeah, I wonder what went wrong
Caleb Collins
All according to plan.
Wyatt Cruz
I don't think he's shit user I like him the most out of the three.
>You will hate all the new characters from seeing them every damn race, mainly whoever becomes the speed type
I fucking hate Spyro
Alexander Brown
How about a Blessed Podium? The podium Beenox doesnt want you to see.
Luke King
>tfw you will never a big strong dumb body guard for Liz
Why even live bros
Matthew Thompson
I think he's alright. I don't really care about what Spyro characters did/didn't get in because they're all the shitty redesigns anyway
Aiden Diaz
Maybe you could beat him, if you stopped dragon your feet
Matthew Bennett
>Blessed Podium
I'm sorry, I think you may have posted the wrong picture. Here, let me help you.
Juan Ward
Why do people hate the reignited designs?
Dylan Flores
Nope it was the right one.
Nathaniel Ortiz
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Carson Garcia
Caleb Lewis
I can't quite put my finger on it, there's too much unnecessary detail compared to simple, charming designs of the original. also forgoes the Insomniac artstyle in the favour of a more generic style. Bentley has to be the worst offender in this regard
I actually don't mind Elora's redesign, but I'm not a furfag so I think she's boring and wouldn't want her in anyway
Gabriel Turner
>you'll have fun and you'll have no choice.
what an ominous statement
Owen Brown
I like his new skin
Adrian Green
indeed.
Ryder Walker
I've gone through the all the tracks so many times and I can confirm that it's impossible to win on Crash Cove in Single Race set to Hard Difficulty if you're using a Turn or Balanced character. It's possible to win on the track with them against the Tropy/Oxide trials and on hard Adventure mode. But Hard Single Race Crash Cove is impossible for Turn/Balanced. The inability to get off enough full sets of power slides, the hard AI's unnatural recovery time, and the AI's inexplicable missile spam at the start of every lap are bullshit.
Carson Evans
>Evil Coco furiously sucks your dick
>future Coco rapidly sucks one of your balls
>Normal Coco takes a selfie while sucking your other ball
Daniel Cox
please tell me theres porn of spyro fucking liz's bandicoochie
Levi White
You're a bit late on that. We already realized this 2 months ago. Crash Cove on hard mode is the only track to strong arm players into using speed or accel. Beenox fucked up programming the AI for that track.
Wyatt Johnson
Hudson Price
Cocofags I missed you
Austin Kelly
No, self insert autist
Dominic Ortiz
Blessed trips for Beach Coco, how will they ever top this skin?
Luke Jenkins
I did it as Liz on hard and I can tell you right now
its a pain in the fucking ass and i wouldnt wish it upon my worst enemies
Colton Rogers
>Jessica rabbit/ red dress Tawna
>boxer/fighter Ami
>kimono Megumi
>Italian wife dress for Isabella
>some flashy shit for liz idk
Thoughts?
Jaxon Hill
the girls all need barefoot alts.
Xavier Bennett
Is this the new art hes working on?
Elijah Ramirez
Luis Russell
I thought Nitro Neato was a girl
Jeremiah Barnes
>week after game is released
>try playing a crash cove on hard
>fail spectacularly
>assume I just suck
>months later I get the hang on maintaining fire, u-turning, and air breaking
>try crash cove on hard again using a balanced character
>every time I'm in 1st place when I reach the shipwreck, 2 to 4 AI racers come out of nowhere and hit me with missiles and overtake me
All the other tracks are pretty fair no matter what difficulty you choose, but Crash Cove on single player hard mode has the same bullshit rubberbanding from Mario Kart 64.
Justin Evans
>ywn be the cute bandicoot girl
Charles Harris
Just imagine this. Beenox does a fairly priced Victoria Secret Promo for the Trophy Girls so we can get every inch of them in luscious lingerie.
Joshua Evans
Damn, I didn't realize she would look so significantly better with bangs.
Chase Torres
wider
Kevin Cruz
HELLO COKE
Ryan Evans
>I can confirm that it's impossible to win on Crash Cove in Single Race set to Hard Difficulty if you're using a Turn or Balanced character
And I can confirm that it's very much possible
files.catbox.moe
Made this just for you user
Caleb Jackson
spreadyourasscheeksformeplease:)
Connor Turner
NitroNeato is supposedly a girl. You never know though....
William Thompson
Jaxson Powell
>Can't keep the SF for a single lap
So this is the power of turning cucks
Camden Moore
I'm actually an accel main and I can't play turning for shit because I hate how much they oversteer
Noah Flores
No self-respecting accel main would use Pura
Mason Sanchez
Don't you have a JOB to do, Pindick
Cameron Jones
Pura is cute and I took that user's post as a challenge. It was a good reminder of why I don't play turning but I'd main the shit out of Pura if he was accel
Brayden Ortiz
Based and Lizpilled.
Luis Hughes
>doesn't get hit by a missile until the 3rd lap
>only has 1 AI racer catch up
Either you're the luckiest son of a gun here or you did something to throw the AI off.
Ian Diaz
>Person in front of you fucked up the blue fire and you managed to pass him only because of that mistake
>This is supposed to be impressive
LMAO kill yourself waifurfaggot
>I'd main the shit out of Pura if he was accel
Fucking yikes dude
Carter Baker
Beenox absolutely will never do anything like that
Matthew Lewis
Chill out dude
Carson Hall
David Morris
What quotes would you give Brio, Moe, Koala Kong, and Rilla Roo for races? Nina's easy since they can just pull from TTR
Luke Hill
that bandicoot is made for sex
Angel Gutierrez
Damn Beenox
Cameron Phillips
A good Gnasty Gnigger streamrolls speedspeds on Spyro Circuit at least. I dont know why but speds have so much trouble with that track.
Tyler Williams
Jonathan Rogers
Just make Brio batshit insane like in Mind Over Mutant
>"Read your bible, I wrote it!"
Blake Diaz
Adorable
Hudson Lee
They're French right? We MIGHT get something. The French gave us this (among other things). Here's hoping if Evil Coco is a thing, she'll look good.
Mason Flores
They don't have much room to drift
Sebastian Hughes
They changed Tawna's watermelon skin because Retardera cried about it. It's not happening.
Andrew Carter
>Resetera
Dammit, will they ever go away?
Henry Gomez
Oliver Long
Tawna didn't deserve it
Christian Gutierrez
That gave me a nice laugh
Wish they didn't make the clocks so damn rare
Logan Hernandez
>doesn't build reserves before the jump
>everyone knocked into the pit gets another chance to drift on the ramp
I only see one loser here
Ethan Cooper
Never forget her. Shell live on through us.
Kevin Gutierrez
thanks for posting this, can't find it anywhere else
Camden Lewis
You're right. I've spent so much time trying to beat hard crash cove on single race without using an accel/speed character but watching this user showed the key and I finally did it. It also proved the hypothesis. Apparently, in every lap, if you jump behind the arrow sign after the short cut and then drift off the left side of the bridge early, this throws the AI off big time.
What the hell is with this programming?
Jaxon Cox
Just booted up the N Sane trilogy. I'm burning myself out playing this, might take a break until next GP.
Thomas Smith
Caleb Hernandez
i know but the spark of the dream lives on
Ayden Wood
what's wrong with this one?
Kayden Brooks
remember to play best girl
Easton Sanchez
better quality
Evan Lewis
Still waiting for the best Velo to return.
Isaac King
>Apparently, in every lap, if you jump behind the arrow sign after the short cut and then drift off the left side of the bridge early, this throws the AI off big time
There's no way that's actually a thing, right?
Jaxson Rivera
We have gnome Velo
It doesn't get better than that
Brandon Sullivan
At this point I'm going to clear out the pitstop completely, rack up enough insurance coins for Nina GP, then completely take a break until that GP.
I'm on Switch and dailies are making me miss out on devoting time elsewhere like FE and Astral Chain. Shit Daemon comes out tomorrow too.
Oliver Rogers
Just turn around and hit the pad again if you get blasted bro, pro strats.
streamable.com
Play some meme music to motivate yourself.
Landon Mitchell
Yeah honestly after the first Grand Prix everything has been disappointing. Twilight Tour and the Bandicuties were great but everything else has sucked.
Brayden Russell
>"Foolsssssssssssss"
>"Ssssuffer"
>"DIE"
>"My turn..."
>"FEAR the dragon"
>"Deadly precision"
>"Yessss"
>"ha ha ha ha...."
>"Didn't feel a thing"
>"You are like my idiot brother"
>"You WON'T make a fool of me"
>"STOP LAUGHING"
>"WE ARE NOT BEATEN"
>"Get OFF the road..."
>"Ohhhh?"
>"OOOOARRGGGH"
>"You will regret that..."
>"Not AGAIN"
>"I am stronger than thissss..."
>"Parking on the finish line"
>"Applaud me, let me take it all in"
Jayden Turner
I stopped for a few days, so I'm just trying to finish up the gold bar and then stock up on coins, I got most of the base skins and colors I want anyways
William Ward
It hurts that he's not real.
Dylan Rogers
Should have been Spyro, Elora, Bianca, Gnasty, and Ripto.
Zachary Murphy
I'll be sure to alternate
My pitstop is empty I have nothing to work towards and I doubt i'm not gonna get top 5%
Julian Reed
Eli Moore
Shes dark coco now because the MoM skin was named evil coco, she was datamined with nina and the GP
Henry Moore
nu elora can get lost
shitty model and a boring character to boot
change her to hunter (and although his nu VA is also boring at least hes not a bug eyed retardo) and done
Leo James
New hunter is unironically 10x worse than new Elora. They did him dirty
Anthony Flores
>go to the egg store
>to buy eggs
>find this
What do you do??
Samuel Morales
switch to speed
Cooper Foster
kek
Cameron Hill
It is. Crash Cove's bullshit comes from the overcompensating AI. This is the only hard track with significant cheating speeds for NPCs.
The reason you win with the sign and bridge tricks is because the AI for Crash Cove was made to be overly aggressive. If you're out of site of the AI by taking off-road routes, then they will start spamming power ups on each other rather than on the player.
I'd post a WEBM but my PS4 capture system got an error only recorded a loop of the scoreboard. I was using Small Norm. What happened for me was that every time I went to the left and off the bridge, the AI would only aim bombs and missiles at the guys in front of me, even when I would get right in front of them immediately after taking the off-road routes. So that also proves that they have predictive programming to hit you with power ups right when you get to the end of the bridge in front of the line of boxes.
Also, looking back at 's video, he got lucky. The rubberbanding Crash AI that was on his tail for most of the race got stuck under the pier on the third lap.
Nathaniel Phillips
Haven't seen Egglad in a while
Oliver Rivera
Ask an employee for the summer variant.
Hudson Bailey
Him almost falling out of his robot suit all race makes me anxious when I play him.
Carson Cox
It's never a bad day to see the crazy eggboy.
Chase Turner
You think he'd be angrier
Jackson Jenkins
Parker Ward
Just dropping by to remind you all to leave feedback on any bugs you might find, imbalanced you might experience, or things You might want added in the game, on the official Feedback page for CTR
support.activision.com
and please, if you feel like it, do ask for Yaya Panda
Owen Rodriguez
i agree only because old hunter was actually a good character which they completely missed the point on and fucked up (much like giving the fracture hill fauns generic scotfag accents), elora was boring in the og games and the remake, they just made her uglier
so both being boring cunts in reignited, nu hunter is the lesser of two evils as he looks relatively passable despite being a bland milktoast cereal mascot tier surferbro faggot because at the very least he doesnt have bulging cokehead eyes
if done right hunter would be great (as another user shitposted he could have patronizing dialogue telling you how to drift correctly) but in this gay timeline thats not possible so they might as well have dropped him for moneybags
Gavin Butler
Take this face and turn it into dialogue
Ayden Lopez
>have 3 out of the 4 promotional items
>go back to states a third time
>still can't find the fucking wheels item anywhere
>decide to check speedway since i vaguely remember someone online mentioning it as one of the best stores for it
>they have a whole thing set up for just the promotional items and even THEN they had ONE of the wheels bags and the rest were the fucking watermelon bags which are the shitty stickers
Someone is definitely scalping these around here or something fucking hell. Least I finally found the goddamn wheels. Check every speedway if you have them.
Michael Davis
i dont know what youre trying to say but visually his redesign isnt god awful, i think its actually one of the more acceptable ones though not perfect, its about 90% the voice that kills it, give him his old va back and he would be more than fine im sure
Colton Lopez
The design is fine but yeah the voice is awful. Just awful.
Jeremiah Bennett
They really shouldve got Hunters old VA. Isnt Ripto the same VA as Hunter but they got him back? Or am i mistaken?
Carter Gutierrez
How long before we get Overwatch crossover skins?
Jacob Perez
Whose ready for the influx of Nina art and lewds next month when she drops?
Gavin Hernandez
Christ, every day I start up the game, I have to reacquaint myself with Balanced character's shit physics. Without fail I oversteer into the wall on the first corner as it refuses to lock my trajectory prior to jumping.
It shouldn't be like this. No other character type does this happen with. How many times must I send feedback before they test this shit?
Ian Bennett
I don't like a good chunk of the new voices from Crash or Spyro. It ruins a lot of the characters and people refuse to play N. Gin because of it.
Lucas Gomez
M8 they clearly don't give a fuck about balanced or turning.
Juan Bennett
Oh, I sure will!
Alexander King
Maybe increasing increasing their top speed would break them somehow?
Xavier Ortiz
Works on my machine
Alexander Anderson
I;m ready to make them hate their lives every race
Ethan Richardson
Hunter Phillips
I think they just have the same mentality that some people here have that turning and balanced are supposed to be the beginner classes or something while accel and speed are advanced. Even though that's not the case at all. Beenox would have done something by now if they wanted to.
Chase Peterson
Why did Cortex amputate Nina's hands?
Was she trying to get paws?
Oliver Scott
She likes hugging cute stuff and cortex is an autist that wants her to be evil so she crushes shit to death on accident with her metal hands now.
Luis Robinson
Shouldn't she hate him then?
Isaac Wilson
I think everyone hates the current cortex canonically. He's a bumbling idiot.
Evan Lee
I already did but I called her Yaya Penguin by accident. Anyone have that nice avatar pic for Yaya in the 1st thru 4th column on the side of the screen? It's got the Nitro Fueled style
Zachary Barnes
I'm gonna call her Lenny
Hunter Ward
Can't blame them.
Nathaniel Adams
is the fucking GP over yet
Nicholas Fisher
No
Wyatt Richardson
Only about half way isn't it?
Jacob Wilson
Henry Scott
This made me laugh pretty hard
Grayson Gonzalez
someones gonna roll legendary OCTS very soon
Brandon Phillips
shit
why does this one feel like it's taking so long? is it because there's fuck all to unlock?
Julian Adams
Why is this GP so lackluster?
I can't believe it's not even halfway through already. I dropped the game 1 week ago.
Matthew Torres
I can handle everything else. EVERYTHING ELSE about this shit class, just to play some of favorites.
But this keeps me at odds.
I did this on Oxide Station the other day so it clearly works to some extent, but not when I use Crash most of the time. I'm playing PS4 with the d-pad, nothing crazy aside from that. PLEASE tell me anything else you are doing differently, because it is hard to get faster as this issue persists.
You can see in the webm I basically avoid turning while jumping because of how violent the input becomes.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
That and burnout. They're all the same.
Jonathan Gray
this one?
James Wood
I'm gonna freeze myself. Someone unfreeze me when the Nina GP starts.
Andrew Jones
or this one?
Jacob Roberts
ayye its this one, thank you!
Jordan Howard
>I already did but I called her Yaya Penguin by accident.
I remember that letter. I was screaming internally when I read that part, but I forgive you for having such good intentions
John Peterson
>Lost connection literally as I did the last turn on the third lap of Electron Avenue during wumpa time
Liam Roberts
Sure you did, Shane.
Landon Phillips
I sent in a suggestion for Yaya but now I can't look at this bitch without feeling angry and I don't know why.
Christian Sanders
OOPS! Thankfully I think I got the point across unless some uncultured grog skimmed over it
Alexander Stewart
Literally was about to post this when I saw your post. I audibly chuckled when I saw that as the first thing when I opened the thread.
Dominic Russell
does this help?
Jace Jackson
Kind of yeah
Ryder King
it's fine, it's the thought that counts and with how often I ask for people to help out I'm hoping Beenox recognize the name by now
Jace Price
Already traded my game away . It got so fucking boring
Noah Carter
Not a Yayafag but I wouldn't mind her getting into CTR. I love it when franchises remember the most obscure stuff from their past, it's nice.
Benjamin Hernandez
Stop taunting me Beenox and fix your fucking game. Please I just want my bonus coins,
>it just happened again on Prehistoric Park during the circle section
At least it gave me a couple of nitro bonus this time, but only Sliding Your Way Through and Multi Hits, but none of the Dailies. What the fuck is going on with this game
Benjamin Morris
I loved how the BOTW map referenced Zelda CD:I, not a reference I ever thought I'd see
David Jackson
Reminder not to play after reset today if you're looking to make money with the weekend bonus, it doesn't start until 7pm GMT+1
Grayson Nelson
Yeah not the best sign when people are already wanting your event to be over. I want it over already too I have everything
Mason Thompson
>Without fail I oversteer into the wall on the first corner as it refuses to lock my trajectory prior to jumping
m8, I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about with this.
You did an absolutely ok lap of Oxide Station with best girl and your gameplay webbums are fine, clearly you know what you're doing.
If you mean that weird shit where turning is more sensitive in the air if you don't get the jump animation then just tap the pad for tiny adjustment, it's easy to account for. That shit happens with all classes for some reason, it's just a lot easier to notice.
Jacob Wood
I am enjoying Spyro a shit ton, but the new map is kinda shite and so is the final gold level reward. I'm also a bit bummed out we didn't get any Spyro girls, or even Sorceress.
I'm hoping Brio and Nina are good classes next GP, I'm kinda expecting them to be Accel and Turning respectively though. Couldn't care less about Komodo Moe honestly, I'd rather have Koala Kong so my biggest hopes are that we aren't just stuck with 3 characters per GP. That and that we'll get some kickass BlackxColor paintjobs next GP. Dark Coco would also be killer
Angel Fisher
Update
>On loading screen
>Get 200 coins
>Unable to connect to server pops up right after
Too late I fucking got them fuck you Beenox
Aiden Lee
Set your expectations lower so there's no disappointment.
Remember content has always been cut so Dark Coco could very well be on the Never Ever list.
Lucas Lee
My 101% adventure save was deleted on switch for no reason. Still have the shit I unlocked from there. There's literally no way for me to recover it though cause the save I have in the cloud is the same one. What a fucking bummer. How does a bug like this stay in the game for this long? I guess I can try for platinum paint more easily now since it was on medium but I never want to touch adventure ever again now. That sucks.
Julian Campbell
>but I never want to touch adventure ever again now
People actually slog through that shit more than once?
Matthew Ross
People on here have done it like 4 times. I have no idea why this happened though. This is horseshit regardless.
Hudson Jenkins
Ive done it 2x.
Robert Thompson
I did it twice just to plat the game
Jacob Rogers
Ara Bandicoot for next GP
Nathaniel Robinson
>Deep Sea Driving
>Hit the first blade on 1st and 2nd lap, but somehow avoid the dual blades at the end of the track each lap
>3rd lap
>Avoid 1st blade
>Hit every blade in the tube
Liam Reyes
That sounds tedious as fuck thanks to the game not letting you knock out CTR/relics in one go and having load screens worse than the original game just to get to the fucking podium where you're alone.
Jason Hughes
>If you mean that weird shit where turning is more sensitive in the air if you don't get the jump animation then just tap the pad for tiny adjustment, it's easy to account for.
It happens with every class, but it's reversible. With Balanced your current line is fucked. It needs to be fixed or I'm just going to keep getting more and more distanced from the characters I like playing as. I hate having to do this for one class and not the others, just to go slow as shit compared to Accel and Speed anway, yunno?
I really don't have the patience anymore to fight with something that could obviously be better.
Ryder Moore
I'm fucking terrified this is going to somehow corrupt my global save data now. If it does I'm trading this game in and never touching it again.
Alexander Harris
I did it for good solo podium webms. Worth it.
Jace Thomas
Oh, that's what you're talking about.
You're not using Balanced Tech dude. Don't press the direction until pretty much the frame you are hitting the ground. EZ.
Noah Johnson
..Did Zembillas draw somebody's Crash OC
Isaiah Watson
That's what I'm doing but the slope changes how quickly you touch the ground. It's not the same airtime every hop.
Elijah Rodriguez
She's just a curvy bandicoot Pasadena.
Adam Ross
Yep. I'm thinking she's getting in before Yaya.
Julian Nelson
>Balanced
Austin Williams
Did everyone just say fuck Baby T in favor of Spyro?
Jason Carter
Baby T is fucking ugly.
Jayden Price
Yes, Ara's creator is a friend of his.
Michael Jenkins
Look into those eyes and say that
Grayson King
I'd play as him if his voice didn't sound like shit
>sped up Crunch on select
>in game is a shitty Scooby-Doo knock-off
Jaxon Ortiz
Nah, I still love him
Jose Wright
I sometimes use him when not grinding for Nitro.
Aiden Sullivan
Looks amazing
Brandon Sanchez
You mean this disgusting piece of shit?
This is the PROPER baby T
Ayden Sanders
>sped up Crunch on select
that was a bug and it's been fixed in the current GP, he makes Baby T noises again
Benjamin Mitchell
Not like Fake Baby T? He wiggles his ass when he wins!
Anthony Hall
What paintjob?
Tyler Jenkins
megumi
Jack Allen
Guize what sound does she make when she wins?
Isaiah Smith
>Baby Tigrex
Christopher Lopez
Maybe you could give this a better use than me. But if it causes her to get in, credit's mine. Capisci? #YayaForCTR bitches
Daniel Myers
Shut it, you furry spice girl!
Jackson Perez
Ku ku ku ku ku
Matthew Richardson
Elijah Rivera
thanks user!
Samuel Perry
Frocio
Luis Parker
Wut
Gabriel Fisher
Christopher Thompson
Damn you make better Baby T's than I could hope for.
Colton Thompson
Fuck off pandatard
Kevin Richardson
finally got the crunch skin! no more grand prix this month
Jason Murphy
It's a good feeling. You know, aside from the fact that the last thing was a fucking Crunch skin.
Daniel Hill
Jack Nguyen
Hunter's original VA is almost 70 now so I highly doubt he's able to do that voice anymore, especially since he still did Ripto in Reignited Trilogy.
Hudson Hernandez
thanks!
I still need to come up with a setup for his default green skin though
Jace Phillips
Lmao.
Robert Collins
Pro tip, use bandibuggy green. It has green as a main color and the brown as a secondary color to match the one along his spine
Sebastian Anderson
Hows the game compared to Mario Kart?
Charles Rogers
thanks for the tip, I'll give it a go tomorrow when I'm less sleepy
Mason Richardson
FAST
Leo Cruz
Its faster and has a higher skill ceiling but I would unironically take MK Wii's items over CTR's.
Robert Williams
I'm trying now, it's harder than I thought it would be.
Leo Phillips
Redline
Jeremiah Smith
Thanks doc
Logan Jenkins
Faster and more skill-based, worse item balance, worse online.
Logan Cruz
Combattimi, doppio frocio!
Blake Jones
Piccolo doesn't even have a penis
Oliver Gray
Anthony Cruz
My dick is on that table
Ian Cox
We're not necessarily saying he's a bad a edition, we're saying he was a bad choice over other more popular Spyro characters.
Asher King
Fixed it to make it more accurate.
Julian Reyes
yikes!
Xavier Martinez
Easton Wilson
Ripto and Sorceress are getting in via the rerun, so really only Elora and Biancafags lost and Elora's redesign is fuck awful
Landon Scott
>get super engines and bombs with ungodly frequency regardless of position
I take it back, i want clocks and orbs back Beenox PLEASE. I can't believe how much shittier things have gotten.
Christian Watson
I fucking suck with bomb and it's distracting trying to get rid of three of them. The only time engines suck is if someone is in a position to hit me.
Parker Williams
Seethe, based, cringe, etc etc
Jaxson Jackson
>Nina's Night Ride is going to be 100% rooftop rampage
Can't wait
Justin Evans
Hey user! Look into my eyes!
you will now want to fuck a rule 63 version of me.
Joseph Moore
hopefully with accompanying acapella BGM or just take that track from Twinsanity
Robert Nelson
>Singleplayer
CTR > Mario Kart
>Online
Mario Kart > CTR
Benjamin Edwards
Holy fuck, this.
BEENOX FIX YOUR SHIT
Joseph Barnes
I already wanna fuck a rule 34 of you
Blake Reyes
It's really an easy guess because it's her best zone and it's a theme we haven't seen in the game yet
Julian Smith
Kissing Tawna goodnight!
Brandon Murphy
Coco: You havent been fucked by a human old hag.
Tawna: Thats where youre wrong kiddo.
Camden Gomez
Isaiah Lewis
good
Andrew Butler
i wanna fug that bandicoot
Jayden White
Anyone have any good races tonight?
Every race I did has been boring and went the same way
Samuel Rogers
Ian Adams
Connor Phillips
I had some good some bad. Normal day.
Nolan Edwards
i'm bad so they all went bad
Jason Evans
Looks too much like the trophy girls, head shape should be based on polar considering they're both bears
Justin Harris
I was the host and everyone left except for a megumi friend.
Had a couple good races with them.
Dylan Butler
Which body type for her do you guys prefer?
Benjamin Allen
Middle
Mason White
Either the left one or the center one. I feel like she should be a big-headed shorty like Cortex and Coco.
Nathaniel Robinson
____ with Isabella
Isaac Bailey
Nobody should be having any races until the weekend bonus kicks in. Unless you know you'll miss it
Luke Brown
I cant suppress my urge to play as Liz. Bonus or no bonus.
Lucas Fisher
If you start using other karts and decals I would think you were taken hostage or something.
Bentley Turner
>9 Turn
>8 Balance
>9 Accel
>11 Speed
Easton Long
Asher Thomas
Easton Edwards
Easton Murphy
Lucas Jenkins
Ian Adams
>”Bandicoot power motherfucker”.
Adrian Ross
Eat ass
Robert Mitchell
I already cleared the store and theres so many days left until the next GP i don't even need to optimize my playtime anymore, ill likely be at 50k or more by the time Nina's night ride happens.
Jace Evans
It did?
Owen Clark
Fuck I missed all of you
Caleb Lewis
Cook
I know I'm getting close
Jacob Watson
It's like they know Balanced is the worst class overall
Anthony Reyes
>SAI - CUsers AshesG
Don't fall into the Yaya trap! Go back to drawing Tawna and Nina!
Gabriel Jones
Smollest
Logan Perry
Left
Aiden Harris
Make a baby
Tyler Nguyen
All correct answers. This episode of CTR has been brought to you by Isabella Cakes. Its part of a balanced breakfast.
Joseph Gray
Sounds like you need the dose
Ayden Butler
Bandicakes
Jason Peterson
I just had some of the best races the past couple weeks with a balanced player. Sometimes hed win sometimes I'd win. Even added one of them. I really hope hes around here cause those were great.
Sebastian Barnes
Lol I do use TB the most 3/4 of the time, but I also switch between Roadster, Rocket and Team Cortex lately.
Dominic Powell
Nolan Howard
Henry Gray
Jacob Brooks
Dylan Bailey
thanks doc
Evan Green
Even in her most deformed state, Ami's thighs retain their brilliance
Connor Stewart
Getting warmth and comfort from Ami's thighs.
William Hill
Isaac Watson
Haven't played after reaching gold tier. How many days for the current weekly challenges?
Levi Morales
Oliver Sanchez
Ami has the best dance
Christian Young
Do you speed these up or are my eyes playing tricks on me?
Ryder Howard
Joseph Harris
Ryan Williams
>not asking him to draw Watermelon Nina
Levi Foster
Nope. I just lower the quality for this sites Paleolithic file size limit.
Gavin Thomas
What the fuck is her problem?
Joseph Johnson
Kayden Gomez
When i'm watching a webm everyone looks faster than I do when I play it. Maybe it's just me I guess.
Josiah Diaz
Cameron Gonzalez
she saw this thread
Jonathan Evans
Maybe.
Julian Gomez
why does coco look like a child but tawna and the trophy girls look like playboy bunnies
Michael Sanders
Im just posting webms of some races and podium dances if people wanted em. Dont mind me.
Christian Wood
Call me a fag about carring about the Crash Bandicoot canon:
But the first game strongly implies that in their world animals are just animals. The talking animals we see are actually the result of Neo Cortex's experiments. And not only that, they were created relatively recently. Later games seem to just abandon, or forget this (I say the latter) and pretend that talking humanoid animals are normal for this world.
Crash's sister for example should have been another N. Cortex experiment. That would mean that "they" have only been humanoid animals for a few years, and thus they would have had little actual history as brother/sister.
Brayden Edwards
Coco is a womanlet because she's Crash's sister. She is the same height as him.
Samuel Price
I'm a moron that takes things at face value so I don't have this problem. Must be a burden tho
Jaxon Clark
Theyre likely all later experiments. Or created with Crash and some of the others but escaped and did their own thing. Most are marsupials plus im sure Cortex has the means to make more.
Gabriel Wilson
Coco is a kid while all the other bandicoots are adult women.
Thomas Miller
Cocos younger. The TG's and Tawna are all adults.
Wyatt Morales
Nathaniel Long
Literally only the first game acts like that. Other games just have talking Anthros like it's normal. Coco for example just pops out of nowhere, and it's supposed to be normal.
Parker Kelly
Coco likely escaped and found Crash post 1. Theres not really much details. Tiny and the Komodo Bros were also meant to be in Crash 1 so they escaped and allied with Brio in 2. Dingodile was prob made by Brio between then and went with Cortex later. I guess normal humans either get used to it, dont care or something else. Dont know if mutants are shunned or whatnot and its not like we see too many "norma;" humans outside of CTTR.
John Ramirez
You're thinking about it too hard, bro.
In 2 Crash suddenly had a sister who can talk, so I just take it as is.
I figure she's just another experiment like Tawna who didn't get the retard experiment Crash went through.
Jace Taylor
Because people rarely discuss the game and this is a board for video games. Discussion revolves around 3 people avatarfagging. Threads didn't start getting deleted until they started turning from game discussion to bitching about moderation, which is a bannable offense/pretty good reason to delete threads.
Nathan Cruz
>Threads didn't start getting deleted until they started turning from game discussion to bitching about moderation
Factually fucking false, nice revisionist history asshole. I'm only responding to you once to tell you what a dumb fuck you are.
Cooper Fisher
Shut the fuck up nigger, there were like two or three threads about 3 weeks after release after discussion was petering out that were potentially illegitimately deleted but after that the faggots continually complaining about being raided by a bunch of /vg/ faggots (lol) or the "tranny discord janny" (lmao) had another thing to complain about instead of just focusing on the game.
Carter Martinez
>defending jannies and their bending of rules
>acting like CTR threads havent been a mix of game discussion and other content related to it
Heres your (you) newbie janny defender.
Jason Price
Brayden Perry
Seems to be a recurring theme of Liz and I getting Beenox'd.
Dylan Collins
that sucks!
Asher Hernandez
The Hard AI on Spyro's track is just as fast as Oxide's ghost and if you get hit by a single item and don't use items yourself you will lose.
Josiah Martinez
the ai on hard are a pain in the ass on non blue flame tracks. they also somehow have deadly accuracy with bombs and rockets loaded as you pass them up.
Matthew Thompson
grinding to get the spyro decal is so annoying
Isaac Foster
Agreed, but I can still do something like Crash Cove CTR challenge on hard and still come first with little issue, the AI on Artisans is just batshit insane. It's like they're tuned for the map to be USF.
Jacob Barnes
the green haired bitch is TOO fucking sexy
Michael Watson
U sure the ai wasnt getting super turbos with 10 gems?
Jacob Myers
Youre a fuckin retard
Robert Sullivan
Not unless 4 or 5 of them are continually getting super turbos at the same time. It's almost as if they get USF speed on every turbo pad, try it for yourself. The only times they don't set a good time is if they hit an item themselves or the wizard spells.
Hard mode ofc is no items, if you use masks and whatnot it's a joke to get back into first place. No items and the difficulty is greater than pretty much all of my online matches.
Logan Morgan
Arigato, Dokuta-san
Parker Moore
Shit I might try that later on today to see this for myself. Sounds crazy and obnoxious.
Jacob Scott
This game and threads about it are absolute cringe. Just like in the nineties, it's a soulless clone of Mario Kart with inferior game play, shit controls, shit track design, awful music, and gay characters. Except this one also has micro transaction and general modern vidya cancer. On the other hand, as usual, Mario Kart 8 is the best kart racer ever created and is superior to these soulless clones in every imaginable way. And of course it's a rehash of an old game because these companies had no talent back then and have even less talent now, they cannot compete with masters like Nintendo.
I am not surprised nobody in these threads is ever discussing the game play, shortcuts, strategies and so on and you're all just dumping disgusting deviantard pics of your degenerate furry waifus like a bunch of fucking faggots.
Fucking yikes.
Blake Powell
(You).
Xavier Martinez
Because they have more than five polygons
Lincoln Nguyen
It's odd how inconsistent it is, almost feels like a game of multiplayer in a sense that if AI can take the lead and doesn't get hit while you can get stuck in item hell (without items to help you get out) catching up with raw skill is just not possible.
This was one of the funnier runs, going pretty well until AI got a missile.
Jason Gray
What if she was apart of Spyro n Friends.
Isaac Gomez
>replies with cringe drawings
Yikes.
Hudson Thomas
I think I can see what you mean there. That Isabella AI is just cruising along and keeping up. And I hate how every single time the AI has a missile ready. Everytime you pass them up they got a missile primed and ready to go.
Jaxson Hughes
>replies with regurgitated yikes
Last (you).
Christian Young
Reminder that this is a soulles fucking rehash, they couldn't do a new game because Activision never had any fucking talent to begin with, and Naughty Fags is now a mature sjw company that only does deep cinematic masterpieces with plenty of diversity and inclusiveness, they don't do silly, fun games anymore.
Fucking sad, cringe and yikes.
Benjamin Richardson
Good. Smegumi is for fucking subhumans. Worst girl second only to baby coco.
Angel Long
Lizposter are/were you enbsis poster?
Leo Clark
I wish his podium animation wasn't so hopelessly shit
Landon Hughes
>Just like in the nineties, it's a soulless clone of Mario Kart with inferior game play, shit controls, shit track design, awful music, and gay characters.
CTR is better than Mario Kart 64.
Jaxon Bennett
I wunna Fuck that qt
Carter Martin
Of course, they had several years to rip off the best aspects of SM64 and DKR. Every other MK though is far better than CTR, comparing MK8DX with CTR:Rehash is just sad and we better not even go there. CTR only has fetish material for bottom tier fetishists going for it in this day and age. No wonder 90% of this thread is furry wank bait cringe drawings.
Alexander Russell
>comparing MK8DX with CTR:Rehash is just sad and we better not even go there