Makes thread knowing full well its gonna draw another shitstorm

Can someone give me a run down on what you actually get when you collect things? The bones and the babies particularly.

Help, I'm stuck. I've found the second mask for the elevator with the three stone faces but it leads nowhere. I can't finish the quest that makes you kill three enemies without dying because i can't find one of the enemies, there's apparently some hidden pasage in the library but I can't find the entrance, and I can't find the inquisitor's key for the remaining closed doors at the prison. Also apparently there's some sort of bull painting somewhere to fight the giant baby but I've no idea where that's suposed to be.
Here's a seminaked lady as compensation for anyone who can help me.

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Steam version 1.0.6
Also, the invincibility of the bell ghosts being only indicated by their nondescript sound is pretty crap, imho, and they definitely need a better visual cue. I genuinely thought at first that they were glitched when they didn't take any damage.

Bones are a collective, granting them all gives you an extra skin. Three of them are also used as hints for a puzzle in the library. The babies you find the use for in the painting gallery.

There’s a big room for placing those but I didn’t complete it yet.

Buy Inquisitor key
Take gigaelevator to the top
Go left
Enjoy prison
Get horribly mutilated by the torch guy

>rosary knots
go left of jondo into an area that connects to the starting area. in a room there is an npc that'll upgrade
>empty vials
can be filled at pools of blood for currency.

You get a prayer from collecting all the babies.

The only reasn it goes to a shitstorm is because christards feels the need to sput the shiit they say in every single thread. Just look at the seeth in this thread.

I am missing a 4th encounter in the overworld somewhere?
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is there a guide for all bones? I am missing the last one.

>Buy inquisitor key
Where, though? Also, I already fought the torch guy, wasn't that hard.

Just fuck off, you dumb autist.

>not getting a prayer after a boss

It isnt Esdras is it? He killed me at the same time I killed him and I'm worried I missed something.

EQUIP YOUR TOES

Go all the way to the left of the bridge that leads into Mother of Mothers, he should be there unable to continue. Make a pathway for him by cutting trees and killing monsters.

Can anyone help me out? Trying to get into that room on the left there.
It's the little cave in "Where Olive Trees Wither"

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Fuck off, you’re not welcome here

That’s great to know, thanks

it is

Fuck.

I just watched a video though and no cutscene occurs outside of the pontiff, which I saw.

Does it end up somewhere else?

>find the suffering woman
>give her the three offerings
>disappears
>nothing happens, got no item
Should I have just killed her?

>The good
The art (of course)
The music
Lots of secrets to find

>The bad
Horribly handled warp system
Really hit or miss level design
Really hit or miss boss design
Not many cool or creative monsters in general
HP sponge enemies (especially in the air) who don't visually react to your swings
Almost every single line of spoken dialogue

I kind of hate the script but I can't really put my finger on why, and I do like some lines (and a few characters). The true ending is actually cool so I appreciate that at least, they didn't cheap out like I expected. Wish I liked this game more though.

Shut the fuck up. We are actually discussing the game for once. Keep your shit in the other thread.

Warp system is definitely kind of crummy, but I actually think the level design is solid, along with the bosses and enemies.

What I really want is a bestiary.

I was fucking shocked at no bestiary considering all the other lore shit they put in the game. I don't know, I feel like the levels should have had more intelligently designed shortcuts or something - paired with the warp system and certain areas can feel like absolute slogs to traverse.

Nailed it. I think the issue with the script is the VA quality is mixed, the guy who guides you throughout the game is good but characters like Crosanta are just terrible VAs. That and I noticed some lines are delivered like they're by non-English speakers like when they pronounced 'betrothed' wrong a few times. The warp system is the biggest issue and I honestly want to message the devs about it since it's an easily fixable issue by moving one or two rooms around or adding a couple.

I fully agree. If there are relics that enhance mobility I havent found any yet, but I sure hope there are some.

Seething

Liking it so far, but there is something weird when I'm fighting. It's fluid, but weirdly ''solid'' and clunky

the only thing i agree with on that negative list is the dialogue, and not all of it is bad
saying that there are not a lot of creative enemies is simply, outright 100% wrong

Some other, minor, issues:
>when you pull yourself up on ledges your hitbox is actually already on top of it while your character is still pulling himself up - looked pretty awkward when the protag warped on top of the platform because the air above him got hit by one of those pendulums in the gallery
>some normal enemies have those lingering attacks, too - the jumping, bomb throwing altar boys or whatever they're supposed to be for example might be already defeated but they don't really die until they hit the ground since they don't have a mid-air dying animation so they still can throw a bomb at you despite being killed
>the hitboxes of those living stone tablets that are on right walls have a slightly bigger hitbox than attack reach, meaning you can hit them with normal attacks while they can't hit you
>portcullises often seem to skip animations

Why does this game have such a retarded control scheme?

Worse than that, I died during the victory screen after the 3 Sisters battle, and when I resurrected all of my upgrades and items were gone.

Is this a metroidvania type game?

>saying that there are not a lot of creative enemies is simply, outright 100% wrong
In terms of design, I disagree. Lots of humans - really beautiful sprites, sure, but there aren't many cool creatures. A shocking amount of bosses are just humanoids, which was very underwhelming considering the start of the game and hearing about the way the miracle twisted people. Also I'm still butthurt about Escrito being such a shit fight. Exhumed Pope was cool, at least.

Not to mention some of these bosses have very simplistic patterns, it makes them feel unsatisfying to fight because its just exploiting them after the same moves (see: Crosanta).

Do it up. I've been thinking of reaching out too.

I will when I bother to get the true ending and write out my critiques of the game fully because I do like it and want to see some issues dealt with but I'm not sure where to address them at. Just the Steam forums for the game or what?

yes

Stop playing KBM

Do I accept Viridania's(or something's) help?

Yeah but its more like a Momodora-styled one - you don't really get abilities that let you traverse the environment in new ways like a double jump or whatever. You CAN get a few things like that but its mainly used for finding secrets.

i know if you accept it often enough she will die, but you will get a prayer out of it
not sure what happens if you don't accept her help and if you get a different prayer for being a real man

Whats the trick for the three anatomy book puzzle room?

Are you into GILFs? If so, yes.

You get a different prayer for never accepting her health (or maybe its the same one, I dunno).

Probably via Twitter or Team17 I imagine.

make me

WHERE DO I FIND THE FUCKING THING TO LATCH ONTO VINES

Does anyone have the artbook?

Have you done the quest involving the giant black egg?

You get it from the end of that.

Bottom of the pit under Jondo, you need to have bought/found all three bridal items, talk to the hairball, bring egg to cinder altar at mountains of everlasting dusk, give the hatched egg to the false idol in the prayer pool in town. He will give you a relic that grows vines.

Thanks, lads.
I might check it out.

www21.zippyshare.com/v/FjBoQrkA/file.html

Destroy wall
Give a gift basket of olive flowers to the grave.

Thank you very much!

Anyone know how to open this gate?

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Fun game, great aesthetics and gothic world they build but why is the pixel art so awful?

hold the A/circle whatever button

Be penitent. Open your side for the grace of the Saint

Anybody else can help me out?

Ghosts outside say something about people sneaking away to worship idols, and something about sacrifice
There is a puddle of blood there
So slit your wrists and praise Jesus

Which wall? I've hit the one in the cave with every attack and prayer I have. And I can't jump up from the bottom.

> that engine
> system requirements

Game was alright, I liked the setting but it was a little short and the spike pits were more annoying than any boss or monster. The bones didn't give anything really worth collecting them over, and I found all but one cherub, so I'm not sure what they do. Game is enjoyable though when you don't have to backtrack

anybody know what to do in that room with the three books yet?

unequip everything, have full fevour and stand still

What the fuck is the key worth 9999 salty tears for?

Chalice of Inverted Verses is living hell. The worst part is going from the Mother of Mothers back outside and getting shitstabbed on spikes in the patio.

opens up doors in the prison area

So what do I do once I kill everyone in the 3 guilt confessor circles

there's more than 3 guilt confessors and you don't have to do anything else, just complete the game

Where is that key to buy?

I'm really into religious horror and creepy shit like I've seen in the promo material, should I check this out?

Full map of the game on steam for completionists.
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Did anyone Kill the that suffering saint in Mother of Mothers? I offered her those 3 things you get from progressing through the rooftops and she just teleported out of there with no reward or anything

Thanks user

Yeah, the game is fun and pretty much everything has some sort of religious imagery

After you kill Esdras, you are supposed to get a prayer spell.

The guy who was with her moves to that previously empty ledge on the far left of the rooftops, next to the bonfire
[spoilers]You can also get him to go back to Albero, to rejoin the guy in the window of the small chapel if you kept up with his quest. This gives a pretty OP prayer[/spoiler]

>fucked up the spoiler tag
That’s what I get for phoneposting

I completely forgot this exists. Thanks for the heads up. It looks neat.

Yes. There were quite a few rooms where I entered and had to pause for 5 seconds in amazement or confusion

>all three humiliations have the same gold face at the end
Seems like kind of a copout, imo it only fits for Lady of the Charred Visage.

What is the prayer?

Yeah that felt weird as well. I did the Lady of Charred Visage first and when getting to the second one was curious how it would look, but the it was the same, bit disappointing

Desecrated cistern: is the kids preserved in glass the only thing I need to go thru the toxic clouds? Or something else

Sorry meant moss, also I can't reach some places when hit by the cloud so I guess I'm doing something wrong

you get an item which completely nullifies gas

Sorry, not buying your heavily political game shilldude

They were supposed to look different, guess that devs just didn't have time to make different faces. Or maybe they were lazy

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Just swapping colors would have at least been something.

So who thought stunlocking was a fun enemy mechanic? I sure love losing boss fights over and over because they stunlocked me! Very cool.

I stopped in my tracks and stood silently watching the Lady of Eternal Suffering or whatever the title was, the first time I entered the room.

>brought 3 offerrings to the hairy egg
>mfw saw what hatched out if it

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HOW

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I talked to the tree guy then left for a while and now he's actually a tree, did I fuck up his quest?

No wonder her husband bailed it.

Yes, there is some hidden timer specifically for that quest or possibly a script where ringing the bell in Jondo kills him, it's so fucked how no one has a clear answer on it and stupid as shit they added it since it locks you out of 100% apparently.

jump higher and get to the ledge, from there you can jump and free the baby

Friendly thread reminder.
This game is garbage.
Ledge grabbing barely works, wall grabs can only be used if you are not being hit, which is garbage. You can't attack or even press start when hanging on a ledge. The level design is worse then The Messenger. Some user beat this game in 5 hours without even trying. The one random strong independent female character you fight you don't even get to kill and magically disappears to become the next protagonist in probably the next shit DLC. The game is 90% filler were none of the items are even useful. The game can beat with basic sword spam and dodging/parrying once in awhile. The aesthetics are childish "U RIKE DARK SOULS?" bullshit.
Fuck these faggot indie clique supporters.
Fuck these digra dick sucking faggots.
Fuck these wanna be try hard devs who suck all the PC indie dev dicks.
Also fuck you anons who think this game is good.
Now to wait for Cathedral and CyberShadow.
Now cry like the little bitch babies you are.

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Does his quest end after giving him the oil? I gave him the oil, had no further prompts available, and when I came back later he was gone, with the frozen olive item at the foot of his tree.

didn't ask

Been trying to beat the final boss for 3 hours now. Fireballs fuck me every single time. There's just too fucking many. How the fuck did anyone beat this? RNG didn't give them any fireballs? what the fuck

>one random strong independent female character
Crisanta is a terribly voiced character and a garbage fight but you have to be really pathetic to get offended by her inclusion.

It can't be Jondo because I all I did in between was go to mercy dreams and part of the cistern. Maybe it's killing a boss that triggers it?

equip the beads that give you resistance to fire

They haven't been helping.

During the fireball stage just run on the bottom and wait for it to be over, what tilted me more was the giant purple beams which dealt insane damage. I got him eventually though from just doing a few combos on his head with max damage items and mea culpa, do the three hit combo and downward spin if you have that upgrade once the platform next to him spawns and it eviscerates his health.

Get fucked, your game is shit.

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Killed Our Lady, gave thimble, killed Ten Piedad, and Gerimo was dead when I went back immediatey after. Might be killing a second boss, might be traveling a certain area/% of the map. I doubt it's based on actual game time.

I'm
And you're a moron. Imagine being this triggered at a female video game character.

BASED

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You can't jump higher when on water lol

i was only messing with you, you get an item after the pilgrims quest that allows you to move freely through water and such

Maybe you should have put more time into better game play mechanics and level design then wasting peoples time with shit random bosses that add nothing to story or game itself. Dumbass.

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seething incel

Have a (you), faggot.

I liked stuff like Hollow Knight, would you guys say it's worth the 20 bucks or should I wait for a sale?

I already beat the game, dude. You must be a very bored person.

Or killing a boss after encountering him, but that's pretty weird since players are likely to find him before killing Piedad if they just look around a bit

This really doesn't play like Hollow Knight, you don't get much in the way of movement tech and combat is much weightier, with a stiffer feel. IMO wait for a sale unless you really want to check it out.

Go back to your shithole, you subhuman shits.

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The thin blue lightning beams I hate more than the pink ones only because it's not as easy to see them coming between all the ashes flying around and trying to keep an eye on what platforms are still available. I feel pretty unlucky with platforms as well and often find myself just waiting in the middle until the purple beams end on the sides and for platforms to spawn in safe places. God this fight is a fucking mess. I'm not even going to feel satisfied after this I bet.

>this game made my indie game irrelevant so i'll shitpost
yeah i know who you are, gayboy. cry more

seething redditor

Here's a hint with the blue lightning you would never figure out on your own because why would you do this, you can parry it, I figured that out in the Legion guy fight just trying it. The lightning in the final boss can fucking wombo combo you if you try to spam dodge but parrying comes out faster on wakeups so you can parry it.

It's a bit more involved. Go back to the window fellow in Aldero. He will give you an amulet for the monk that was praying in front of her. You will find him on the roof tops to the left of the first savepoint (above the main cathedral entrance) (MAKE SURE YOU GET THE AMULET FIRST OR ELSE HE WILL JUMP).

Should you have mercy killed her, he will be in a cell in the dungeons, and you need to free him.

That didn’t sound friendly at all

My biggest complaint is that I wish they had made the main audio in Peninsular Spanish to appease autists like myself who listened to the Witcher in Polish. Some of the VA work seems janky and some words here and there are mispronounced.

Yeah I think it being in another language would have been better. If not spanish than in some made up language ala Panzer Dragoon. Would have sold the alien nature of the world better.

wheres the pilgrim quest my man

dilate harder faggots

seething tranny

First part starts at the end of the mountains

Why is this game so easy compared to other metroidvanias? Shantae-tier easy.

>Also, the game doesn't have invincibility when praying in front of an altar and when the victory message appears so you can still die from lingering attacks.
>Apparently this can result in not getting a prayer after a certain boss fight.

This happened to me when I killed the mexican baby - did I miss something then?

Yea Forums has gotten so rabid and fucking retarded that even a game with a gothic religious horror setting triggers them for being too political.

Wow, you're right, I never would have figured that out lol. but I just got lucky with rng and no fireball spell happened, so I beat him finally.

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Because it is designed by retarded children

This board is fascinating in how terrible it has become.

>Cathedral and CyberShadow
These look like ass my man, you couldn't pay me to play them.

youtube.com/watch?v=EbVQ5GPoS2c

Seriously. I was expecting some fucking Alabama boomer church to go on a crusade against this game not Yea Forums

is this game worth torrenting it ?

Every game nowadays triggers some loser here and they make it their mission to shit up any and all threads they see.

theres one that lets you run and jump in water but unfortunately thats about it

Fuck no, the game is terrible gameplay and level design wise. If you really need the aesthetic and settings then go for it though.

A good part of it is the area progression.
You have 3 possible first areas, of about the same difficulty, and a FUCKLOAD of upgrades. So if you play casually you might encounter HP bloat because of that.
DS2 has similar problems, but the fundamentals and escalation past midgame is more robust, so it doesn't scale as flatly as this game do.

Then the second problem is that most of the difficulty comes from puzzles, platforming, and backtracking if you instantly die.

cool thanks, got like 3% left to try and find

Area progression? mostly all the upgrades are useless and the game 80% backtracking, shut the fuck up shill.

is it worth the 22.50?

He was criticizing the game you fucking mongoloid,area progression doesn't imply mandatory upgrades.

>alright fun game
>get to the snow area

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Anti-Christian faggot devs dabbed on

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I like it for what it is but if you aren't too into Metroidvanias or the artystyle I'd pirate or wait for a sale later.

Dude get a life

>mostly all the upgrades are useless
Damage and health makes you go like 7x damage and like 5x life + enough health for another 2 lifebars.
Medium and Large defence boosts are also significant, and they stack.

I also find it funny how the 2 dash upgrades from the pilgrim are useless piece of shit, unless you stack them, because they do stack in the ideal way.
Most of the sword hearths and prayers are somewhat useless. Also Prayer/More Damage > most upgrades. And speed/cloud > rest of prayers

How do I get past jondo, ringing the bell does fuckall and I cleared it but there's a couple of closed gates I can't get thru

Goddamn that fucking parrying bitch at the top makes me curse

Why the fuck sometimes my parry seem on point and they dont work

keep ringing it

Fucking cringey as shit

>Crisanta
>360 attack sweep making lunge attack damage you anyway

fuck you

Seething cuck dev

I've spammed it but maybe not long enough

You have to break the two statues holding the chain then ring it.

>seething
>cuck
>dilate
>have sex

is this the true Yea Forums experience?

Pathetic

Only fight in the game I actually enjoyed.

A boss other than bacon face, since you need to kill her for the burning oil treeman asked for.

>or adding a couple
Warp point is shaped as a hand (five fingers), it's conceptual.

I can't unlock mea culpa skills, what gives? I have 2 levels and 8000 points and im at altar

The "level" is what unlocks more, and give you more damage.
Up to Mea Culpa +7, which is finding all the Mea Culpa Shrines.

Post your favourite theme
youtu.be/4vmYbZ8E2t4

Is it good on switch? For some reason I want my 2d stuff on it.

It's not bad, and the portability is nice. My biggest gripe is that the control scheme takes a little adapting to (ZL is spells, L is heal, R is block, and ZR is dodge, whereas A is the much more situational Blood sacrifice move), and the minus button opens the map, which feels unwieldy considering hos often you'll want to check it to track your path and look for secrets.

No crashes so far.

>try out a run to do the 3 hour bridge challenge
>the snow area without any upgrades
this is absolute cancer, I think my least favorite part of this playing it again is how much of it forces you to go slow with the statues covering walls you have to go through and the bell fuckers just impeding progress on top of waiting for the wind

>tfw missing one cherub
I'm pretty sure I've got everything else except that one floating bastard some where out there. 98.25% completion atm...

>Death of the neighs
>You will deliver your face to the Lady
>Your inland blackened
>On the pace of your contours

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So is the Iniquisitor room in the prison just bait to waste your time and 9999 souls?

shameless souls ripoff

got some glitches, 1 made me have to restart from menu since character was fused with a wall

I'm guessing PC currently has the same bugs

there's 7 shrines in the world each unlocks a new skill level and increases the damage

Not at all. Explain your point of view or keep your post at meme status?

Am I supposed to have cleansed all the blood puddles by the time i fight the cony head bitch?
Feels like I'm missing one i heard my helm was supposed to change

No, there is several more doors where you use the key, inside the same prison. But I didn't pay enough attention to see if it was mandatory for progress.

I feel like the music is the only part which really gets the theme of the game and nails it.

Based anti-Catholic game

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nah it's not i complete the prison then went to the granny for the key

Explain this then, shill.

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I swear on my head parry doesn't always work when you are not within the predisposed distance set by the devs against crisanta

she straight out damages me during the parry animation

souls like doesn't necessarily mean it is a blatant ripoff you brainless twat. If anything it's closer to Castlevania.

Go shitpost about games you have no clue about elsewhere

is Bloodstained Ritual of the Night souls-like too then?

I've got eyes. So does everyone else playing the game. Probably why in the reviews, the word SOULS is mentioned 50 times every post. Am I all these people too, you figure?

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>1h played
>0.5 hours played
>1 hour played

fuck off these people are like yourself just review bombing Christcucks they most likely all new they'd refund.

Nice try though

I'm sure you meant to reply to the other one

What is this defensive, paranoid assumption? I played the demo and I'm certainly not a "christcuck". I already knew what the game was without buying it. What it is, is a soulless and shames Souls ripoff.

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They are retarded, then. Just like you
Go away, robot

>after 12 hours find out you can slide down ladders by holding down and jump
what a fucking joke this game is

Way to out yourself as a moron.

I just finished the game without knowing this a tall
LOL

Can I go.back to 100% it after doing final.boss?

That picture is the "quality" of personal reviews these days. Anyone claiming its a "souls" ripoff or some sort of HURDURR MEAN TO CHRISTIANS thing are idiots. The first part is just stupid groupthink but the second its hard to understand how many people are butthurt about INSULTAN RELIGION or some shit? Do people realize that the developers are from Spain and its an homage of their culture/mythos/inquisition stuff as inspirations?

what you are is a parrot

>walk to her
>parry
>retribution
>parry
>retribution
>parry
>retribution
>she disappears
>parry her thrusts two/three times
>walk to her again
>parry
>retirbution
>keep going until you win
It's actually quite easy to do, parrying in this game is not hard at all.

Nah.

They devs stole everything about the game from the Souls series. The gameplay, the design, the combat, the enemies, all of. Even the setting is 100% Lothric drom DS3.

Even the pause menu is set up the same way as souls games as are al the items and theier descriptions.

The only thing this a blatant ripoff of Souls games is how when you go to loot items, they aren't represented by a glowing/smoky orbs/sphere.

Oh wait, they are... ok scratch that. It's a clone.
That's also, yet another mechanic stolen from Souls games.

Is this really a metroidvania? Isn't it gated by bosses? Kill a boss, route unlocks, kill three bosses, route to the next big zones unlocks.

At most it's just a metroidvania-lite.

>Expect a fight
>Get 10 minutes of parrying and waiting for her to spawn in the middle

Will there be a physical release for the switch?

I ended up killing her, but some of my parries definitely didn't work because the tip of her sword touched me and I feel like there's a hitbox problem, really felt off

>They devs stole everything about the game from the Souls series.
this.

So I'm not very good (quite bad actually) at plataformers/metroidvanias, how fucked would I be playing this? I really like the aesthetics of the game and lore but I fear I won't be able to get past the first boss

what should I do bros?

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Against Crisanta when she warps around just stick to a corner and she will only ever spawn to the opposite side making it easier

What a fucking garbage final boss. Will the fight change if I go for the true end? Don't I have to destroy statues for that?

I think you'll be okay if you don't mind playing a few times if needbe to defeat a tough encounter. Do you have any examples of metroidvanias you've finished?

>physical
>2019

Enjoy filling your place with useless plastic.

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Agree. The only thing this game actually shares with metroidvania games is backtracking, but it's much more ope to the player in how he wants to take on the challenges and is completely doable without any unlocks.
>super metroid can be beaten without any unlocks
Yes, but only if you already know the game like the palm of your hand, and using specific skills that aren't explained in game. There's a certain specific route that you're expected to follow and then ways out of it, whereas Blasphemous is open form the beggining so you can tackle on the bosses whatever way you happen to walk upon.
It's just an action platformer.

It's generally pretty easy, although some platforming sections can be irritating as the game doesn't do it well. If you explore properly and get upgrades before boss fights the game will certainly be doable. Some bosses will require a few attempts but nothing major.

god I hate you cant connect blutooth headsets to the switch. hard to enjoy the music with all the real world going on

It's a non-linear action platformer.
I was actually incredibly fucking disappointed when you barely got any actual movement power-ups in this game because people kept calling it a Metroidvania.

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Thanks. Enjoy losing your games and wasting money when the service is shut down or game gets removed for some bullshit legal reason. I'll have my physical copy that has value and I'll be able to pirate the digital copy

Every game now gets at least one legitimate autist who lurks Yea Forums 19 hours a day and shits up every single thread they can find about it.

Yeah its really disingenuous to call this a metroidvania. If anything its like Castlevania 2.

Get the fuck outta here you stupid cunt

There is some freedom in how you approach things to a point which is a good thing, but if you want to collect the secrets, beat things the "right" way, get the better / good / secret ending etc... it still has some very metroidvania style dynamics. Some metroidvanias offer more or less open worlds vs one direct sequence, but the best of them require some degree of exploration in order to find all the good stuff and that means going off the beaten path.

Guacamelee series, Bloodstained Ritual of the Night, Hollow Knight, and many others have both exploration and skill checks

I love the art but there are some instances when I just find it really drab and lifeless. Anyone get what I mean?

I think it's because some areas shit is just barely animated at all and incredibly stiff like some of the bigger boss fights.

>The setting is Lothric from DS3
Lothric is just spanish catholicism cranked up to 11 with a gothic twist, just like this game. Retard.

>day 1 patches and on-disc DLC
yeah no nothing is relevant anymore and companies are making sure you'll pay more than once anyway. The only option left is pirating and storing your shit on an hdd

I think there were more than 1 artist and one is better than the other

I'm genuinely shocked at how retarded some of these people are. A game having any more than a shred of religious iconography does not automatically make it anti-church, and even if this game was anti-church (WHICH IT ISN'T), this is the last fucking website you should be on if you're ready to shit the bed and censor art because it criticizes something sacred or taboo.
Just leave.

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you could have a game depicting the entirety of the old testament literally and people would call it anti christian because of how much stupid shit happens in it

Have you actually play the game.

So I pirated this and after reaching the based skelly boss I think I'll just stop playing and wait for a few more content updates to the game before I fully commit to buying it.

Shit is just way too easy. Like I don't know if it's because I got fooled by the brutal art but the actual difficulty of the enemies don't reflect the gruesomeness of the setting at all. Legitimately, I died more to fucking platforming than anything else and that shouldn't happen in a game that looks to be focused on combat. Enemies are only dangerous because they can knock you back which is unironically a very retro style of thought when it comes to these games.

The game is about how corrupt and heretical the Catholic Church is. It's based and pro-protestant

Spaniards love blatantly copying things from everyone else and then pretending they have no idea what you're talking about. They even copied their entire language form the Portugese and Catalonians.

>this is the last fucking website you should be on if you're ready to shit the bed and censor art because it criticizes something sacred or taboo.
>Just leave.

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Pretty sure in the true ending you become not-Jesus. And then that woman in golden armour fucks shit up

>Ten Pie Dad
Lol, what is it with these crazy wetbacks and naming a boss like that? What's next, Three Cookie Sis?

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Kek

t. Jordi

>only censor it if I don't like it
Reddit is too good for you faggot

>Enemies are only dangerous because they can knock you back which is unironically a very retro style of thought when it comes to these games.

Finally someone fucking gets it.

Pleb here, i have defeated the bosses in the church and the library, and i am currently in jondo. I only knew how to get in this one because i saw a glint of a map on the internet. Were there any tips about how to get to jondo in game?

>implying you understand anything about this place.
Go back home you tourist faggot.

¿Qué tal ese plato de cebollas, Jordi?¿Rico?

Real talk. Who the fuck thought giving you that late-game dash attack was a good idea?

Have you ever read the Old Testament? Like actually read all of it? It's extremely anti-Christian, God kills people all the time over literally nothing, and even people who commit idolatry or murder God does nothing with and instead says "in 100 years I'll make this guys family pay for this". The Old Testament was so batshit insane it had to be scrapped completely with even Christ saying "disregard all that crazy shit".

What?

>Old Testament
that's Jewish, not Christian

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Christianity is Jewish.

user, Jesus was Jewish.

Ok, user. You got me. Have your (you).

Christianity is just the sequel to Judaism, user.

Jesus was killed by jews, Christianity is the affront to Judaism that resulted from the Christ's death

Jesus was the most based jew who ever existed, besides Ken SIlverman.

How do I wake up the tree in Where The Olive Trees Wither? I have 93% completion, so I have probably every item in the game besides key items you get rid of and whatever's in the last area I haven't been to yet.

What's with the "anti-christian" sentiment? I get that the themes and visuals draw heavily from catholic imagery and iconography, but the narrative could be seen as anti-religion in general.

HOW DO I KNOW IF I CLEANSED ALL THE BLOOD PUDDLES

Christians have a persecution complex, it's nothing new.

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How is this anti-christian? You literally become Jesus in one of the endings you cucks.

Ok really, so whats the story after all? Why the miracle happened and why you the sole survivor from the order?

my computer sucks so this game is full blown glitchfest for me
It's being incredibly fun playing this game with no hub

>why you the sole survivor from the order?
Because that is what the selection process entails, to create a miracle great enough to possibly start unfucking it.
Silence is even more hilarious, since having no name, no details and not talking means the final boss can't talk-no-jutsu out of his misery.

I don't think the game is anti-christian, but that ending is definitely painted in a "perpetuating the cycle" kind of light. Instead of freeing the people from gods, you become one for them.

Is it actually anti-Christian or is that just memeing

>Mocking Jesus
>Not anti-Christian

>becomes the messiah
>not anti-Christian
idk, the game looks pretty jewish to me

Even if it was why do people give a shit. I sincerely doubt the percentage of actual christians on this board is significant. It's all shitposting my man.

It's inherently anti-Christian in fact the menu screen is literally the current Pope being fucked in the ass by TheAmazingAtheist and everytime you die it says WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH IS THE CAUSE OF YOUR DISMAY

OH NO A PIECE OF MEDIA MADE A JOKE ABOUT JESUS THIS IS ANTI-CHRISTIAN

You fight against Catholicism

How the fuck do I upgrade my healing vessels. Takes like 6 heals to get to full health, wtf

I'm a practicing Catholic and the kind of person who often REEEEs about lame political pandering in games, yet I can't find a reason to be mad at this game.
I just don't get why someone would get mad at it.

I didn't know this game was a remake of Grezzo 2

Found almost everything but 1 cherub.

Not really. You consume sins of others and contain them in yourself, to end the miracle (or, at least, manifestations of it). You're also unable to go past the dream and remain in the world
But then that woman with annoying voice comes and ruins everything by taking the sword

What's your definition of anti-Christian?

>Protestant
>based
Choose one

Does anyone know how to open the gate to the right of the elevator that leads from the convent to the graveyard of peaks? I have no idea how to do this.

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The devs are mocking your religion, cuck

>Jesus isn't the messiah, this guy is
>wtf do you mean this is anti-Christian?

the game's fun desu, get some thicker skin
>inb4 I hate videogames

>perpetuating the cycle
What in the actual fuck are you talking about? You shoulder the sins of the land and cleanse it of the divine punishment of the Miracle.

The point was never to free people from God and devotion but to free them of their sins.

Something that calls for the eradication and (actual) persecution of Christians, like denying them public services and imprisonment. Not a joke/criticism in a fictional video game.
A piece of fiction isn't reality, this game only hurts the fee-fees of sensitive religious people. It isn't causing actual harm to Christian people.

Does anyone know how many fervor upgrades there are?
I've got 9 bars worth of juice for the first prayer without blue wax and it seems to me there's one more.

I still think a game can be fun no matter what it is, this one being the case

Who the fuck knows. Unless you got the achievement I will assume there is more to be found.
Its also hidden randomly around the map behind destructible walls, so a lot of people won't find them all.

>Just swallow the propaganda

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i'm told the devs base the game's aesthetic on Spanish religious customs, how is that a mockery?
i only played the demo so i don't know, maybe the story contains something overtly hostile to Christianity

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How the fuck do I traverse normally in water? Feels like there's an entire section of the Cistern I'm missing, even though I'm at the final boss.

It's fiction, user.

Not to imply that any sort of religion isn't LMAO

You again? Fuck off snowflake.

Unironically LGBT rights. And yes, I'm literally saying this without a hint of irony in my voice.

im stuck there too but supposedly you gotta help the pilgrim to get some item that helps you on water, i helped this nigga 3 times already and i aint no water item

Is there no way to retrieve guilt stuck on spikes? Do I need to pay up to get it back?

Why is it propaganda? Because a piece of fiction goes against your beliefs and hurts your feelings? That isn't what propaganda is, user. Grow some thicker skin.

Yeah.
People should read the artbook. A lot of locations a based on irl places in Spain

Yes, the game's message is anti-Christian

What was the hint in the snow area from the dead guy that mentioned being patient at the roots? Should I be worrying about it in the same area or is it for later on?

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What's your definition of propaganda?

I find it really disappointing that there are a lot of interesting puzzles and secrets in the game but none of them lead to actually anything interesting.

You can get through the entire game in about 8 hours if you're not hunting for secrets or collectibles. If you do go for collectibles you can easily double that, assuming you don't ask Yea Forums for answers or consult guides.

The devs are hacks. The art is the only good thing about the game

Anti-religious, you mean.

Yeah the path to the true ending doesn't even give you a variant on the last boss.

A piece of information that is made to mislead people into thinking a certain way about reality. This game doesn't really qualify as propaganda, as it takes place in a made up universe with it's own history and doesn't claim to be based on reality.

I love that when I get hit by the last boss's lightning the recovery animation is so long I get hit by the whole streak

Cut your hand withbthe blood skill. Protil: that's also one of the components for the room with the three paintings.

The devs are leftists. They'd never criticize other religions

If that's true then how do you explain my opinion?

Have to pay up, one of dumbest things that can happen in the game, especially if you've destroyed all the statues.

you're just plain dumb. sorry better luck next life

Voice acting for this game is comedy gold.

Except the message of the game is applicable to all religions, not just christianity.

Lmao, once I actually died from nearly full hp to hitlock when a purple beam knocked me into another purple beam and then lightning combo'd me 3 times before I could even get up. Easily the shittiest boss in the game.

Fuck you

I love how religious nutjobs are way more easily triggered than faggot SJWs.

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It's pretty bad for the most part, only characters I thought were decent was the hunched guy because he was endearing, even though he wasn't very technically good and the final boss who is clearly a professional VA but his dialogue was kind of meh. I don't really mind though, most games of this genre have god awful VA.

Your opinion is exactly that, a subjective opinion. It doesn't prove nor disprove my explanations and views, said views are why I disagree on it being propaganda. It's a matter of perspective and I can't really force you to take my perspective and views.

every extremist is a retard, left or right

Are you underage? Christfags are the original SJWs.

The guy who narrates has a good voice

Yeah I agree, for some reason I forgot about him.

Yea Forums's overall reaction to this game alone has made me reconsider my dismissal of horseshoe theory.
They've become the very thing they swore to destroy.

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goddamn those flameballs during last fight

Thanks a lot! Didn't know you could do that.

Are you seriously telling me there's no Spanish dub on a Spanish Gothic game?

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>t. seething soulsbabs still mad their game series is now irrelevant with the advent of Sekiro and eventually Elden Ring
keep coping soulsfags

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The level design for this game drives me up the fucking wall
>enter a tower from the ground
>climb up a floor, exit a different door
>more ground outside, like a second layer of earth
>go back inside, go up another floor, exit a new door
>more ground
>do it again
>same fucking thing but now its snowy
or
>enter underground dungeon area
>must descend 40 floors by going in and out of the doors on the sides
>every single exit door looks exactly the same
>every floor has the same identical shortcut
>can't tell where anything fucking is because it all looks the same

And all the lore/writing/dialogue is just abysmal. Just complete and shameless ripping off of Dark Souls without any of the tact that made item descriptions interesting in those games. And nothing makes any fucking sense. It was like they just tried to build a game around an aesthetic instead of the other way around.

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Anyone know where missing bone on the left is located?

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Ok just beat the baby boss and 18 hours in. How the living fuck are you guys beating the game so fast?
Library itself took around 5 hours for me to beat with those book throwing niggers hitting me for almost half health.

??? you don't have to be jerking off to souls games to see they ripped it off

and who even cares that they're not making any more, dark souls 1 is the only one that got it right. bloodborne and sekiro are much better games

on the graveyard of churches in the first building, there's a wall you can slide into

Im Litterally just now hearing about this game again. Last time I saw this it was a webm of two or three encounters. Its finally out now?

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retard

Fuck off libtard cuck

Proverbs 13:11 - Wealth [gotten] by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.
Literally against welfare handouts

Malachi 3:5 - And I will come near to you to judgment; and I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers, and against the adulterers, and against false swearers, and against those that oppress the hireling in [his] wages, the widow, and the fatherless, and that turn aside the stranger [from his right], and fear not me, saith the LORD of hosts.
Literally calling out the democRATS

Leviticus 18:22
You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.
Literally against FAGGOTS

Exodus 20:13
“You shall not murder.
Literally calling out abortion

Hebrews 13:4 ESV
Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.
Literally against you kike dykes.

Fuck off with your degenerate revisionism. THE LORD was a Republican

Thanks a lot!

>dark souls 1 is the only one that got it right
>Janky Combat
>Min-Maxing to shit
>backstab exploitation
>terrible summon cooldown where it wouldn't even take 1 second after killing a phantom before you could summon another one
>No weapon arts means its literal R1 spam
>the classical "roll, attack, roll, attack" strategy that carries on literally into Dark Souls 3
Dark Souls 1 is trash, face it. Dark Souls 3 isn't any better than the rest of the games but its much better than that literal trash heap of a game.

Is this game just a side-scrolling PC cope about Bloodborne, or is their a unique soul to it?

lmao

But it's you faggots falselfagging. Every sungle thread that talks about the game some cunt goes "Christians seething!" and shitposts until the thread gets 404.

>Filtered by spinning lightning bridgefag

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there is nothing unique about it
it's just a platformer ripping off the souls/bloodborne aesthetic

>not!Catholicism can't be anti-Catholic

The music is really fucking perfect. I wish the VA work was that quality.

What's the fucking point of the executions?

>Fuck off libtard cuck
>Proverbs 13:11 - Wealth [gotten] by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.
>Literally against welfare handouts
>Malachi 3:5 - And I will come near to you to judgment; and I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers, and against the adulterers, and against false swearers, and against those that oppress the hireling in [his] wages, the widow, and the fatherless, and that turn aside the stranger [from his right], and fear not me, saith the LORD of hosts.
>Literally calling out the democRATS
>Leviticus 18:22
>You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.
>Literally against FAGGOTS
>Exodus 20:13
>“You shall not murder.
>Literally calling out abortion
>Hebrews 13:4 ESV
>Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.
>Literally against you kike dykes.
>Fuck off with your degenerate revisionism. THE LORD was a Republican

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>The level design for this game drives me up the fucking wall
>>enter a tower from the ground
>>climb up a floor, exit a different door
>>more ground outside, like a second layer of earth
>>go back inside, go up another floor, exit a new door
>>more ground
>>do it again
>>same fucking thing but now its snowy
>or
>>enter underground dungeon area
>>must descend 40 floors by going in and out of the doors on the sides
>>every single exit door looks exactly the same
>>every floor has the same identical shortcut
>>can't tell where anything fucking is because it all looks the same
>And all the lore/writing/dialogue is just abysmal. Just complete and shameless ripping off of Dark Souls without any of the tact that made item descriptions interesting in those games. And nothing makes any fucking sense. It was like they just tried to build a game around an aesthetic instead of the other way around.

Cry more christard

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There is a unique soul to it in terms of aesthetic, pay no mind to the seething soulsfag. If you're into spanish aesthetics and hard-core religious traffic cones, its just for you.
Only gripes are that the checkpoints are like that from Hollow Knight but worse, and that sometimes your guilt-thing gets stuck on instant-death spikes

BASED

I'm not surprised. There's way too many devs desperately trying to duplicate the adoration and success the Souls games got. It's truly pathetic and embarrassing, no matter what you think of that series.

Not an argument sodomites, maybe go back to playing your children's games

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>THE LORD was a repiblican.
Fuck, almost there. When we will get that depending on a system made by men to control men, invented by fucking Nimrud, the manhunter, would be the will of God? Stateless catholicism when?
>guns for you to defend your family
>natural law, gave by God to ensure what is right and what is wrong and worth punishment
>degenerates, state leechs, lobbyst megacorps would never been a thing
Wake up, brothers!

>Not an argument sodomites, maybe go back to playing your children's games

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More fervor and whatever the fuck the currency's called

They look cool.

faggot wojaks and christfag falseflagging are what kill threads redditards. piss off with your brainlet tier shit and just talk about the game

>atheist is a wojak poster
like clockwork

>thread goes to shit
Why do I even come to Yea Forums anymore?

What is wrong with being a sodomite? They aren't hurting anybody. Also, what are you doing on Yea Forums if you're calling out people for playing childrens' games?

I always call it "souls," no matter what game it's from. Bloodborne, western copycats, it's just souls.

>souls/bloodborne aesthetic
I didn't know that souls trade marketed Christian Catholicism aesthetic

>Only gripes are that the checkpoints are like that from Hollow Knight but worse
I genuinely don't understand how they can make the backtracking even worse than in HK. At least HK I can understand because the world there was horrifically large even by "large" metroidvania standards but this game is fucking small. It's just really horrible placement all around.

>faggot wojaks and christfag falseflagging are what kill threads redditards. piss off with your brainlet tier shit and just talk about the game

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Based

because besides /vg/ this is probably the only place to talk about vidya. Even though its a trashfire every day since 2011.
Just do yourself a favor man, get the hell out while you still can, go to /tg/ or somewhere more high quality

what the fuck are you talking about. i didnt even mention christ. is that the only way you can defend this shit game, by claiming everyone who doesnt like it is a 'christard'

In the modern era, from a game heavily inspired by Souls mechanics and style, yes it's a ripoff. Nobody accuses other types of games that have gothic architecture of ripping off Anor Londo.

nobody cares
i reference a video game because this is a video game board not a fucking historical architecture board. fucking retard

>it had to be scrapped completely with even Christ saying "disregard all that crazy shit".
nice job outting yourself as a retard that doesn't know shit about christianity.

"Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."
- Mattew 5;17

"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."
- Mattew 10;34

>what the fuck are you talking about. i didnt even mention christ. is that the only way you can defend this shit game, by claiming everyone who doesnt like it is a 'christard'

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lmao,fucking seething.

>I kind of hate the script but I can't really put my finger on why

I felt the same way then I realized that the dialogue is kinda...sloppy. Its a pretty bad mix of Latin phrases and words translated/used poorly within the context of whats happening I feel.

Still loved the game, the dialogue was just kinda jarring in some places

how is it compared to bloodstained?

These threads are filled with shills. Pretty sure even the devs post here

You are literally killing our countries if you don't oppose this blatant lefty propaganda and letting faggots run rampant. I only come on here to remind your duty to Western Civilization.

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How do I beat the cunt on the bridge? I kicked his sister's ass, but he kills me whenever I get him past 50%

they don't have arguments, only powerless seething

Based

>heavily inspired by Souls mechanics
Barely any inspiration there. checkpoint system + your stuff pick up after you die - that's pretty much it. And even then souls did not invented that shit, just popularized.
>style
It's a Spain Catholic style. Read the artbook It goes into detail how places in Spain and it's customs inspired the game.

It's good, but the back tracking is so god damn awful just to get anywhere, not even including collecting marks. I am about 30-40% through the game and there's only two freaking way points I've found so far.

Popularization and invention become the same thing when devs haven't seen the original. Sorry, shill, but your game is an empty copy.

>87.5% completion
Gonna finish it tommorow lads.

You're spouting buzzwords. How are people who prefer fucking their own gender and can't reproduce that way ruining western civilization? The USA is still a first world country as far as I can tell, and we have plenty of faggoty folks.

You should have enough rosary slots right now, so do as I say:

- Equip as many def up and atk up as you have
- Equip the heart that increases your attack when you’re at low health
- Something that increases your thunder defense (I think it’s another bead)
- Recommended to have the Dash + Attack skill
- Recommended to have your combo up to at least 4 hits

Now get close to this fucker whenever he stops attacking and land a combo on him. Get away and wait until he starts spinning. Jump over and use the dash + attack to get closer again while dealing a blow with that skill. When you have an opening, do a combo. In his last form, just ignore the flying summon and keep focusing on hitting him to deplete his health bar completely. Pretty easy once you figure out his patterns.

He feels really strongly that they are gross so they should stop that.

Wasted potential. I feel bad for the artist. Hope he gets hired by a studio with competent devs next time

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>mfw nobody else knows that that jumping on water is bugged and you can just instajump again once you hit the ground to get a regular jump and bypass needing that water relic thing
I legit thought the way I was doing it was correct.

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you mad about muh anti-religion meme faggot?

>that other Blasphemous thread
why cant you faggots just talk about the game you autists

Schizo

How do I reach those things at the top?

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brainlet

Yea Forums has become infested with people who are legitimately here for twitter screencap threads and drama, not because they play video games. Its genuinely pathetic.

>haven't seen the original
that's debatable.
And no it does not become an invention.
Souls did not invented dark fantasy, or european aesthetics.
The game is rooted in the Spanish Catholicism, not in a souls world.
>shill
Where did that come from, though?

No, just christians

>tfw I want to play Blasphemous but don't want to spend my NEETbux.

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fuck off
just pirate the game, m8

finish the old man pilgrim quest

seethign christcuck

youtube.com/watch?v=Qy2YPNenEBI

Gonna steal the shit out of this soundtrack for my DnD campaign. Gives me spanish Diablo vibes.

holdtoreset.com/how-to-complete-the-unfinished-ceremony-guide-blasphemous/

So shitters here don't have anything bad to say about the game other than it's anti-church and souls ripoff? Sounds like a buy for me

Why are you replying to me? Go post an ad about the game on reddit.

literally just pirate from gog, cant make it any easier than a literal installer without drm

Best song in the game imo.

Are you trying to make normal people criticizing the rabid people shitting on the game over "politics" look bad by pretending to be retarded?

youtube.com/watch?v=vzKFxGijrsM
I like this one better

The falseflagging and larping has become too much of a retarded cancer either way.

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>Only a few spike platforming sections at first otherwise combat
>Now every other room is a crumbling falling spike ridden shit hole.

I think im close to the 3rd boss I need to go through the first area. Jesus Christ is this game slapping me up alittle bit. I thought the charred lady could only be hurt by her fireballs for a second because I swung at the gash and missed I guess.

Gays are barging into schools and brainwashing children into becoming gay with their propaganda. If you don't think about the children, then you're just plain evil, but you should know that already since you're a liberal.

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????

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user Berserk did it before either

Im not 100% a fan of how many rooms seem like blatant WE WANT TO MAKE YOU FALL SOMEHOW INTO THAT DEATH FALL YOU FAGGOT rooms. Especially since the start feels more geared towards flat out combat then just shifts to it.

>this is what /pol/tards actually believe
wew

Stat him

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Uncultured swine. Bloodborne itself took the thing from Berserk

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no. nothing that complicated. just a sime fact that you think Yea Forums has gone to shit because reasons other than christkeks coming here

>westerners
>reading Berserk
Uh, yeah.

Repilled

Just wait till you find out what you have to do to get the final sword upgrade.

Dark Souls was made by a jap company, doesn't matter if Westerners haven't read Beserk, it still is based heavily on it

youtube.com/watch?v=gz4ok417pjY
Found it

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The guy you responded to was telling one of the christian politics posters to fuck off.

wasn't the music made with fancy exotically expensive instruments?

Berserk is the most popular (and therefore the plebbiest) manga in the West

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Is there a webm with the full bloody helmet thing from the first boss fight?

Is this something you feel is happening?

You're disconnected from reality. That isn't a widespread phenomenon and no one is forcing children to be gay. Go back to coding TempleOS, Terry.

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Get a life

Paladin for sure. What Oath is the question? Maybe Oath of Devotion

16 Str
12 Dex
14 Con
11 Wis
8 Int
12 Cha

Dude you are fucking retarded, Berserk isn't an unknown secret thing.

This game has so many good porn opportunities. I hope it gets a lot of art although I doubt it will.

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>Game takes normally hopeful religious symbols, and flips them around to grimdark horror symbols to make a creepy distorted atmosphere
>This somehow means the devs must despise the real religion and hate everyone personally

nice gaslighting faggot

GoG.

Nott him but it is undeniably happening. Just look at how many mentally ill trannies there are in current year

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It happened because people in the thread before the game came out took the bait so hard that it managed to easily hit bump limit. Since then these threads have been nothing but a shitshow of falseflagging and baiting.
I hope that 8ch has better Yea Forums than this site, since it's about to go online again

It does no matter how much you cope, christcuck

You have to be legitimately mentally ill to save pictures like that on your hdd, get help and go outside.

>>Game takes normally hopeful religious symbols, and flips them around to grimdark horror symbols to make a creepy distorted atmosphere

Satanism and therefore anti-Christian

Explain how then

>I hope that 8ch has better Yea Forums than this site
Are you kidding? Cripplechan is perpetually upset, even more than Yea Forums.

>LISTFAGS ARE EVERYWHERE NOW

FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

This, despite Cripplechan having less faggotry than the majority of Yea Forums.

Why are 99% of trannies ugly men? Is it because the actual traps and shit aren't as mentally ill as them? Because all the men I've ever seen who looked like women just pretended and didn't mutilate themselves but when its someone actually doing it they're ugly af.

People do realize that being a ugly woman is a giant disadvantage right? Its like taking away all their manipulative bs for the most part? Atleast as an ugly man you can subside on merit.

>Not many cool or creative monsters in general
Really nigga?

HELP!!!
The masks elevator at the Archcathedral Rooftops got stuck in the first floor. Whenever I enter the room, the lever on the right (the one that makes it go up) just slams back down. I tried everything to make it stop, even reinstalling. Did I come across a gamebreaking bug? I’m 10 hours and 79% into the game so restarting everything now would fucking kill me.

>NOOOO! WHY AREN'T YOU SPERGING OUT LIKE A MENTALLY DERANGED KEYBOARD WARRIOR!?!?

I'm not saying you're crazy, just out of touch. Go talk with the youth of today and ask them about this so called forcing of homosexuality. It doesn't happen, all it is are movements for acceptance of those who are gay.
Cherrypicked screenshot of an ugly person on reddit. I agree that being transgender is a mental illness, but just hating these people isn't going to do anything.

I'm being dead fucking serious. You can count the number of cool monster bosses on one hand and have fingers to spare.

Where are the fucking monsters? Christ, we get TWO terribly bland fights against paladin dipshits with super boring designs too.

Idiot

Have you tried hitting the bell?

I ALREADY TOOK THIS PILGRIM NIGGER TO HIS MASTER'S STATUE AND HE STILL WON'T GIVE ME THE FUCKING ITEM TO JUMP IN MUD. WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO DO?

THE QUEST FOR THE CHALICE WITH THE BLOOD OF 3 ENEMIES IS JUST ANOTHER MEA CULPA SHRINE

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>Making a horror game makes you a satanist
oh okay

They are mentally ill and getting treated for their delusions,or adults who can do whatever weird shit they want to themselves,I don't know what your point is.

If you haven't met him at all locations before leading him to the statue then you bugged out the quest, start a new save.

God, I wanted to love Blasphemous, but it's so fucking janky. A 5/10 game with a 10/10 aesthetic.

Yup, although I'd say like 6/10. Its got plenty of above average stuff in it to balance some of the dumb shit.

equip stuff he gave you and talk to him again

Go up the the next highest floor and hit one of the bells. It'll bring the elevator up to your level.

Candelaria sells it I believe under the Mother Church, though I cant tell you exactly where. This game desperately needs merchants and other services to appear in the minimap.

Slightly more souls/magic. Also i-frames, but the games combat doesn't care about that in 9/10 cases.
Its only really worth it for enemies you dislike, or for the spectacle.

Statue wants you to have the items equipped.

no boi, he is mad at the mediocre platforming/controls
he praised the artists renditions.

THIS GAME NEEDS SOME MORE FUCKING WARPS

HOLY SHIT, THIS ISN'T DIFFICULT THIS IS TEDIOUS

Several times, but since it’s stuck on the first floor it doesn’t budge.

I’ve only got access to the first floor right now, man. There’s no other way to get up from here without the elevator.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO ABOUT THE FUCKING FLAMEBALL SPAM DURING LAST BOSS

Git gud rng

You gave it the first mask already?

Gave it two masks already, the deformed one and one that’s black.

You should have a way back up then if you've been exploring that area. Can you post a screenshot of your map of that area?

You are bad at videogames

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Recuerda pagarle el 3% a Pujol gilipollas

>No wonder her husband bailed it
They were pretty but didn't want to get married into money so much, god made them what they are.

DUDE I became a fucking tree LOL

Oh yeah, that did the trick. Thanks lads.

How is it janky? The only complains I have are the platforms and ledges having inconsistent boxes but that's about it for the jank, combat feels natural.

this is a dude

Can't you upgrade the amount of healing of your vials? I need 4 of them to fill my hp bar

not him but had a couple ''had to restart the game to get unstuck'' mishaps during my playthrough

So what exactly are those floating gold head things?

Game has plenty of warps, but they are placed on really far ends, making it seem like there is few warps.
Bigger problem is that interactable areas and merchants are not marked in some ways. I would love for stuff like alters, stores and NPCs to have a ? square or something.

Use i-frames to ignore it. Most of the flashier moves except the 4hit combo has iframes of some kind.
Or use some of the anti flame relics.
Or use the sword core that allows you to destroy all projectiles, at cost of dying horrible from screenclears and pillar beams.

>Game has plenty of warps
You are out of your mind

Why didn't we get more fun bosses like the chick who had horrendous voice acting?

HUEG bosses highlight the fucked up artstyle yes but they get fucking old fast.

>parryspam corner rape
ehhh

Quirce best boss
Hope they take the hint for the inevitable red lady sequel

They are well placed, but the game suffers from a syndrome where some areas like cathedral roof is a inaccessible piece of shit until you find the warp at the top, which can be accessed once lower cathedral can be cleared.

It has the same thing in all other areas. I.e warp being in some corner you might not visit until almost cleaning out the area entirely. Or the warp being next to a elevator you have little reason to use, since the area it connects to is easy to clean out.

Better than muh basicbitch bullet hells.

And don't even get me started on how pathetic the Pope was.

Uno de los desarrolladores de este juego fue profesor mio

Cierto si es grande

Is this game as edgy as it looks?

It's kind of a turn off for me.

Lavase los manos!

Please tell me I'm being retarded and there's another way up. I really don't want to do everything all over again.

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I have like one of each, but still trying to beat it first.

Also, is it just me, or beating each boss makes my attack a bit stronger?

It's not edgy for edgy's sake though.

It's pretty cool and I think the developers will go on to produce an even better game next.

It used to be significantly edgier in the before release previews but all that got removed. It's about on par with the metal slug gore

I wish the game was as good as its art.

Has anyone figured out the triggers for mediterranean diet achievement or the full Gemino tree dude quest?

need nu thred

Select -> Game Options -> Quit to Menu
Go to third elevator floor, go left, activate warp.