Remember to NOT buy this game before its on steam

>Buying it at all
By buying it or any EGS exclusive shit you tell them it's okay to do that when it's not.

You got it sweetie

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when does it come to steam?

I'm not even going to pirate it.

Oops, too late

Too late! Already preloaded and took a few days off. Remember to eat shit OP!

Well hello there fellow redditor, thanks for the gold btw, let’s suck each other dicks shall we

Probably because of all the shit Randy's done.

Uhhh I only donate Platinum now. You do have enough money to buy reddit platinum...Dont you?

>In 2018, former Gearbox lawyer Wade Callender filed a lawsuit against Pitchford alleging that Pitchford had misused company funds to pay for a home loan, tuition, and other personal expenses. The lawsuit also alleged that Pitchford had left a USB containing sensitive Gearbox information and underage pornography at a restaurant in 2014; Pitchford later corroborated that the USB had contained pornography, but denied that it was underage, instead claiming it was "barely legal".
Holly fuck

I though about getting it today, but I think I'll just get Daemon X Machina instead.

Pleb taste

fuck off, retard

Too late.

spbp
fuck borderlands

Don't I get a free game on the epic games store

Don't forget he stole funding from Sega for Borderlands and Duke Nuke Forever.
Or that he possibly assaulted that one Borderlands voice actor.

there's so many games that are coming out this year, i won't get this game until it's like $15-25

Based, not giving Randy my money.

Go on, lad.

Fucking hell, and reddit is supporting this dickbag?

BASED.

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>before it's on steam
Why are you even playing it?

Already have. Im going to enjoy this game tonight.
Enjoy your 6 month waiting period faggot.

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Looks like you're paying to beta test user.

Why 6 months? The crack will be out in a couple days. I'll be playing for free soon after you.

>All these normalfags buying it
No wonder Yea Forums is so shit.

>buying 2k dlc factories regardless of device

>remember to NOT buy this game
Got it

my african friend

I would have bought it anyway but buying it to spite Yea Forumsermin makes it that much sweeter.

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>steam exclusives are ok
>EGs exclusives are not
go suck fat man's cock some more

Do these people pretend, shitpost, or do they seriously believe anybody still cares about Borderlands?

Name one third party steam exclusive

Already got it on PS4, deal with it faggots, get a fucking job and stop being a poor as fuck underachieving loser with no career. I literally shit on the cash needed to buy this game. I'll work an hour and get my money back.

You and me both pal

NOOOO DON'T BUY IT ON EPIC STORE YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO SUPPORT MY FAVORITE CORPORATION

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>Remember to NOT buy the game
Don't worry, I won't.

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this. borderlands is shit

>REMEMBER NOT TO BUY THIS GAME!!!!!!
Im gonna buy it twice now and might gift it to a friend or two as well. Suck it, nerd. Im gonna have fun, not that thats a concept your bitter ass could understand. By the way, why would you give a shit whether you play this on steam or epic? Really doesn't change the game.

Apathy or lack of standards

Based

FPBP
SPBP

more like not buying it at all, also
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>Enjoy your 6 month waiting period faggot.
More like 6 hours most likely.

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>6/10 from PC gamer
>Even Polygon shit all over it
>multiple people who played it prerelease have all hated it
>even buying this trash in the first place

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Based, see you in three days.

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>polygon
cope and kys sjw steam trash

Polygon is garbage but the fact they shit all over it despite it being a woke game tells me it's off. Not once in the review do they even bring up political trash.

Why do us piratebros always win?

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Based and redpilled
Maya dies midway through the story, Lilith dies at the end.

>actually cares about polygon
>all scores from other critics are 8/10 or higher unless they're trying to be edgy faggot contrarians

OP whats it like being a fucking fag? you realize that le epic game store is getting a portion of your sale even if you buy it on steam because they own the unreal engine?

You will be able to play multiplayer with people on steam to , seethe more .

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I gave epic store a try but it's too shitty. Definitely gonna pirate it and then buy it on steam if it's good.

>press play to play the game
How does it change your experience for the game in any way?

>shits on polygon
>Trusts ign

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I never once said I trusted IGN. Either way IGN isn't nearly as bad as polygon

Yes but this time they did not shoehorn politics into the review

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REMINDER that even waiting to purchase the game until the timed exclusivity ends and it launches on Steam DOES NOT communicate the message that you are intending because you are STILL buying and supporting the game once it comes to Steam. You are still telling publishers that you are okay with these timed exclusivity deals because you still drop the cash once the game goes live on other platforms.

What you think you are telling publishers is that you only want the game on Steam and you will only buy it on Steam. What you are ACTUALLY saying is that they can take Epic's bribe, have the game be exclusive for 1 year or more, and people will STILL buy it when they launch on Steam. If anything, they probably appreciate the extra boost of sales a year after release once all of the release window hype has died down.

The only solution is to never pay money for games that do this. Either don't play them or acquire them by other means, but don't ever buy games that do this.

seethe
dilate
cope

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I pirated 2 years ago and played it with friends using hamachi. Does that shit still work?

Not gonna buy it
Not gonna pirate it
Not gonna give a shit even after 3421 shill threads

>LILITH DIES MAYA DIES TANNIS BECOMES A SIREN ENDBOSS IS ONE OF THE TWO TWINS MERGED WITH THE DESTROYER
LILITH DIES MAYA DIES TANNIS BECOMES A SIREN ENDBOSS IS ONE OF THE TWO TWINS MERGED WITH THE DESTROYER
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LILITH DIES MAYA DIES TANNIS BECOMES A SIREN ENDBOSS IS ONE OF THE TWO TWINS MERGED WITH THE DESTROYER

FUCK YOU RANDY FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Buy it on Epic
>SEE? THE STEAM REIGN IS OVER
>Buy it on Steam
>SEE? PEOPLE DON'T MIND TIMED EXCLUSIVES
>Don't buy it
>SEE? PEOPLE DON'T BUY IT ON STEAM, SO BETTER RELEASE IT ONLY ON EPIC

It's a win-win situation for piggy sweeny.

>Spoilers
>For a borderlands game

Did you expect to cause something?

Oh noes whatever do I do now the only reason I play borderlands is for the story. How desperate are you gamer activists?

BASED

>people already talking about spoilers in the thread
>you come in and start screaming like an autist about shit we already knew for the last 5 hours
are spoiler fags the most mentally deranged posters on Yea Forums?

This
If you really wanna spoil the game for leddit, you gotta reveal the surprise lgbtqiaC++ characters and romances.

I'd rather give my more of my money to developers rather than a fat slob that shits out skins and hats instead of Half-Life 3.

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LILITH DIES
MAYA DIES
TANNIS BECOMES A SIREN
ENDBOSS IS TWINS FUSED WITH DESTROYER

But this copy is on Tim

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/thread

Buy another one. That would put these incels in their place.

Can't wait for this game to utterly BTFO Yea Forums just like every other game you fags shitfling and piss about.

>Poopy Boner Fart: The game
>BTFO anything
kek ok

landlubbers cant compete with the chad swashbuckler.

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Absolutely based

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I am going to buy it as soon as possible no matter what you say OP.

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>sneed this game indefinitely
I'll go one step further, I'll Chuck this game.

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They literally created this thread, lol

BASED, fuck Randy

>Always

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Oh no bros, too late

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BASED

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It seems to me that Epic exclusivity doesn't mean shit when you're a large AAA dev, but fucks you up the ass if you're a smaller newcomer making interesting, but otherwise 78/100 games

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I love the franchise but I want to collect all achievements and since epic has non and I like my achievements and games in one place I am gonna wait for GOTY edition on steam when its on sale

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>remember to download it once it's cracked
FTFY

Is the crack out yet?

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Fpbp
/Thread
Based and redpilled

Based contrarian.

played it early. game is ASS

fuck Randy

Seethe, Yea Forums cuck. Epic is the future.

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can you online co op with pirated version

Crack hasn't come out yet and probably not unless the game has lan support.

t. zoomer shill

Based and poohpilled

It does.

Have you taken your heart medication today, boomer?

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when's the crack, Yea Forums?

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