He did it, the absolute madman did it

Yes, you don't. Guess "KOJIMBRO" didn't hand out the new playbooks yet.

konami was right

>puzzle and obstacles
So it's not a walking simulator, got it

How can anyone like Grand Theft Auto? It's just a walking simulator.

>no u
This is getting sad.

>w-walking sims are fine with the Lord Christ Kojima is involved!
Kojima could literally make a game where all you do is control [insert male celebrity] taking a shit and you faggots would sing it's praises

looks comfy

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Death stranding is LITERALLY a watered down firewatch, prove me wrong.
>Protip: you can't

What the fuck are you even doing nigger? Put some fucking effort on your shitposting or get the fuck out faggot.

How is it watered down?

>watered down firewatch
you mean that tf2 looking walking sim with literally nothing but dialogue?
yeah I guess LOOL

You are so upset lol

ITT: we don't know what a walking simulator is.

Anyone else pissed that nu-Doom is just a walking simulator where you can jump around and shoot demons?

Unironically based. Yea Forumseddit will slurp it up like the good little basedboys they are and will buy millions of copies. Fuck gameplay I love epic actors :D

Walking sims would be fine if they actually involved exploration instead of theme park paths.

Isn’t that already in death stranding?

Well, is the story at least good? I am someone who play VNs so a walking simulator with good story could work for me.

Firewatch was absolute garbage so I don't think it is possible to be any worse

I mean it's not technically true, since there's combat and bosses. I just wonder how frequent your access to vehicles are, if there's fast travel, and how long this game is.

No, there's walking so it's a walking sim

It's a C list actors walking simulator. Can't wait to learn more about the cringy story !

I thought this "game" had some horror elements but it was all a lie, when those ghosts showed up, he simply shot at them, wow so original and creative. And the "boss" what a fucking joke.

Those games have gameplay

Why is Yea Forums being memey with this? Looks fun to me.

The gameplay mechanics look shockingly bad and incredibly janky. For instance, when he did a stealth takedown, the camera jarringly cut to a different perspctive and the takedown animation looked beyond terrible.

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are snoyboys still trying toargue this is a courageous risk being taken to move the media forward instead of a perfect encapsulation of everything wrong with modern vidya trends

Why are the shitposts for this game so lazy? Walking sims describe games where literally all you do is walk and interact with objects to read text. They're 100% story-driven, there's no actual gameplay.

>None of the replys refuted this

Lel

MASH X TO CATCH YOUR BREATH

It uses the Horizon engine and that game had horrible animations too. I hope they fix it for the sequel.

Combat = Gameplay?

SotC isn't a walking sim though

Your moms tight ass gives me gameplay. Everyone hating on DS but going to play it either way. I will enjoy it because you know I like walking. Makes me feel good. I get to breath fresh air, get to watch tight yogapants asses and faggots like you who sit on benches drooling while watching kids playing in the sandpit.

It's a boss fight simulator

But user, here is the thing. Stop comparing this to other games. Kojima himself said that Death Stranding is a new genre, something not seen before. All those Hollywood actors and his friends on Twitter said something like ''this is something completely new, something that will blow your mind, you've never seen anything like it'', so it's not fair to compare DS to any existing game.
We saw the trailers. We know how good it looks. We know there's lot of walking. Hell, I spent hours and hours just exploring the world, fighting enemies and collecxting items in Xenoblade X (because the world is huge), but since that game is SciFi and my cgaracter is moving faster than he should, I liked it. I would die of boredom if the movement speed of my character was 'normal'.

Nobody gives a shit if YOU like the game or not. But don't try to force your opinion on others or get offended just because someone doesn't like it.

Wrong. botw can't be a walk simulator because Link is always running

This, but only if it has complicated command inputs like a fighting game. All other forms of "combat" are press-X-to-awesome shit and NOT gameplay

What about puzzle games

>BOTW
>walking sim
its a flying tree sim, walking is for fags

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I actually hate anyone overly hyped for this garbage. You can be cautiously hype but people sucking his dick off just die. If you get hype just for seeing over paid actors from mediocre shows in a video game you're the easiest retard to impress.

Not gameplay

Wait, so.... Online in necessary in this game? I mean, if you help other player and they help you?

>weapons you shoot
>gadgets
>exoskeleton to run and jump
>punch bad dudes
>literal boss fights with traversal mechanics incorporated
>vehicles
Ah yes, sure is a walking sim

Lol no play the game before you talk shit, all the robo dinos in that game have amazing animations. The facial animation could use some work tho.

Figured you'd like that, you mouth breathing retard. Fucking kill yourself, you and all the people hyped for this movie

yes

>95% of the game you just walk or watch cutscenes
>5% of the game you do something else
WHOA

because is kojima, anyway i don't think you know what the definition of walking simulator

Fucking retard

>expected open world silent Hill
>Got whatever this shit was

How are you guys actually hyped for this? It looks so dumb.

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NOOO NOT THE KEK CARD
DELETE THIS

>All those Hollywood actors and his friends on Twitter said
>therefore
I can't decide if you're a legit brainlet or if this is well executed bait. Please enjoy the (You).

>''this is something completely new, something that will blow your mind, you've never seen anything like it''

jfc you must be young. This is typical hype speak. Besides, what the fuck would hollywood actors know about video games? They're casuals who at best play your typical shooter or free-to-play shit on social media. Dont be a mook and buy into the hype.

Puzzles for child intellect isn't gameplay

With you here brother. Cozy to the core.
Walking around the wilderness singing songs to BB delivering packages and leaving gifts for other players.
Can’t wait to piss off a cliff

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Braindead kojidrones here, everyone

Based.
This game will probably have more content than BotW but Nintend D. Roned will badmouth it anyway.

kojima himself said he invented a new genre and for all intents and purpose this looks like a run of the mill open world action adventure game with no interesting idea whatsoever

I mean you fucking autists are reduced to listing "gadgets" and "punching bad guys" as if they were notable gameplay elements, this shit is sad

Yes, anons, Becuase we didn't have countless threads about that on Yea Forums
>KOJIMA WON, PCFAGS BE SEETHING
and other stuff. Nope, never happened.

Mad speed running tranny

>In Dear Esther, LITERALLY all you do is hold W and listen to some asshole prattle on about nonsense

this. walking simulator needs to be renamed w audiobooks so retards like the op can comprehend it

The people that are hyped are the people that followed it closely since it's announcement. Not faggots like you that that paid attention to fuck all and just thought
>Kojima's last cancelled game was P.T
>His new game must be P.T!!!!!
Also, it shows how retardedly inconsistent this board is that they love Silent Hill but call DS devoid of gameplay, a move game and a walking sim. Silent Hill has less gameplay than DS and has far more movie elements.

At least botw has trees

Fucking kill yourself. You are everything wrong with this industry. Go back to the mobie theatre and hang yourself there.

>main character walks around a vast, empty world and does stuff at shrines, with the occasional fight

how is it ok when BOTW does it?

That look like OoT trees, yes.

Mad you don’t hold the speed running world record in Bugs Life for N64 anymore? Your sex change procedures to expensive?

Because, in BotW, f you see an island you can
>use paraglider
>swim
>use boat
>make ice cubes and jump on them

In Death Stranding, you
>use ladder

More options in BotW.

NOOO WIIBROS WE LOST IMAGINE PARTY BABYZ HOW CAN WE STOP SONY FROM WINNING?

>enjoyed botw or shadow of the colossus
I never did.

>any open world game
As long as it has a condensed world and/or multiple means to speed up travel. Furthermore, the open world needs to have a real meaning to the gameplay mechanics.
Open world to let player create their own objectives and approach problems in any way they want: good
Open world for the sake of open world: bad

Another thing is Death Stranding's world doesn't look appealing at all to explore. All you can find are rocks and a bit of grass. That's fucking garbage. Just like BoTW and it's ugly washed out colors.

That’s not true he could use a ladder OR a climbing rope

>I never did.
You're a fucking subhuman then as they are both good games. Post dismissed.

botw had more interesting concepts shown in its first gameplay showcase like kinetis or the climate system than whatever the fuck you're supposed to do in death stranding

OK. My bad. Ignore my post, anons.

Sony markets their console for walking sims and movies though

Did the demo show gunplay? Only thing Im interested in seeing them show more off, Ive seen enough of the other game mechanics.

>it's a walking simulator because the mc walks a lot

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>spend all of sonys money to hang out with your favorite celebrities
>realize you actually need to create a product
>shit out a walking sim

Kojimbo does it again!

>

>Open world to let player create their own objectives and approach problems in any way they want

Then have hope for DS because that’s how MGSV handled open world

Yes?

I hate literally every game you mentioned.

>they are both good games
SotC had some cool looking gigantic boss battles, but the open world aspect was shit. BoTW let you do a few fun stuff in it's world, but the world was bland as fuck compared to other open world games. Better play Morrowind which made much better use of it's open world and let you transport yourself from place with even more versatility.

I LOVE KOJIMA. HE IS SO INNOVATIVE. FUCK BOTW

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They showed mostly none lethal weapons on humans.
(I think killing a human has bad consequences)

And grenades and some kinda laser canon on monsters

>seething Nintenfag

>>use ladder, exoskeleton for boosted jumps and probably other abilites, hoverboard, vehicles, ropes
ftfy. if you loved botw you should see the potential in this game unless you want it to fail

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Seething fanboys of either product. Your walking sim movies suck ass and you shod off yourself for liking them

>stop liking things that I dont like
Cope.

>stop liking things I don’t like

>that’s how MGSV handled open world
No it was literally only a step above Far Cry tier. The huge map was almost meaningless. What I mean is like how CRPG games handle their world, you're allowed to interact with any settlers in it and manipulate the whole world with the actions you take for your advantage.

More like stop liking shit that objectively ruins the industry. Again, kill yourselves.

that picture works for both sides

So, New Vegas?

>reeeeeeee s-stop enjoy stuff!

way to miss the point of the post, brainlets.

Gotcha but that’s just a different genre of game kojimbo isn’t going to make a CRPG or even a Witcher-style RPG

Yes, exactly and unironically, stop enjoying trend setters that sink the whole medium a little bit lower each time one of these cancerous nongames is succesful. Fuck you.

It really is this simple: any game that's not on Switch will get spammed by these little creeps.

>I know shit about videogames
That's what I read

>tfw have been anticipating this game bombing more than anything else I have ever been hyped for
Tick tock, kojidrones, your precious hack is gonna get exposed

>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYAAAAAAAAAN
Who the fuck gets hype for this gay shit?

Most CRPGs have that.

>aaaaaaaah people enjoying things I dont like is ruining my life!
Imagine being this pathetic.

Its going to be great watching you throw a trantrum when the game gets 10/10 reviwes, sells millions and wins GOTY.

Imagine being such a mindless drone you will defend soulless products for free

Fixed it faggot.

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>buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
You might aswell just kill yourself now If life is so suffering for you.

>10/10 reviews
Maybe in your head, you mouth breathing drone

Everybody expects it but it doesn't deserve it, at all.

Yeah because anything Kojima has made, regardless of how bad it is, has never gotten 10/10 reviews.

Lmao the cope

Post some actually good open world games Yea Forums.

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>Implying reviews matter
And by the way, kojima never made a single game.

So let me get this straight
You gotta load a fuckton of shit on your back to traverse through mostly grassy areas, maybe find enemy encampments and maybe a boss that requires around 10 grenades thrown to be taken down (for the weak ones), find random shit other players left around and your reward is getting to listen to Kojima's playlist and a chance at checking out Norman Reedus' buttocks?

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I don’t get all the hate, it is literally botw but with better graphics and story for adults.
How you seen a big bridge you could “like”? It looks player built, so you probably can build a lot of shit and its not only just the ladder, there will a lot of ways to travel

No?

The idiots will buy it, don't worry.

Guess Gone Home, Firewatch and WRoEF are now not walking sims since they have some interactivity within them lol

We NEED Call of Duty 12, Queers of War 5 and Mario Shovelware 15. We don't need new ideas ever.

Name three games that came out in 2019 that have soul.

Stop pretending you played botw

Define 'soul'.

Resetera is loving this shit, Yea Forums is loving it too. I never expected to witness such a thing.

This but unironically

Why is there so much reedus nudity, gays only make up like 2% of the world's male population.

>your reward is getting to listen to Kojima's playlist and a chance at checking out Norman Reedus' buttocks?

Yes. Your point?

I mean you do you, but to me it's not something i'd remotely call fun

There are no new "ideas" to be seen in DS. Care to point at the originality you seem to be able to see?

Is there a way to die in the game? Then it's not a walking sim.

Define "soulless" then.

This game is more of an escort mission: the game compared to a walking simulator since you're escorting goods, people, and BBs.

Cope harder seethe boy

You die and end up in WW2. That’s kick awesome

Walking around with a baby in a jar that lets you see demons.

While the game does look like shit, you are fucking retarded.
Some faggot you don't like also breathes air, maybe you should stop.

Oh I forgot about the facebook integration so there's that too

>walking around with escort using a scan ability to detect baddies
Wow, such originality

>not playing kojimas magnum opus

Imagine

I already played Boktai 2

Bing!

More like magnum shitus

Oil demons catching you and dragging you to a mini boss where if you die a giant crater forms changing the game world

In other words, the people who are hyped are fanboys who'd eat a wet sloppy shit if it came out of Kojima's asshole.

I thought when you get dragged in the giant crater forms? I didn't watch all of the TGS stuff so I may be wrong.

Please stop going against the established narrative.

Shadow Of The Colossus is one of the top 10 worst videogames I've ever played. The only Zelda game I played was Ocarina Of Time but I didn't like it enough to finish it. I think Death Stranding looks boring.

No, but gays make up 90% of Kojimbos studio

>draw aggro from mobs that pull you to area boss
wow, such originality

Previous footage showed you being dragged away to a boss fight. I think the only time we've seen a crater actually forming is when a huge BT? ate a guy that was still alive.

The only thing you do in Death Stranding is walk, pee, and flash light. Also the often toe nail removing.

Name some games that do that.

This game is just like CP2077, great premise when you watch the trailer, but by the third or fourth one it's confirmed irredeenable trash

Meh, I'll still give it a shot. What the fuck else am I gonna play?

it's a fucking survival game. Minecraft, Subnautica, rust, ark. not Dear Esther for crying out loud.

>Playing a movie

Youre IQ is too low go back to playing gears you simpleton

>The same sub-literate Xcuck upset his talking points got destroyed

Kojidrones are pathetic.

I can't.

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So does DS. So you agree that DS don't have gameplay.

That's some quality asshurt

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U have shit taste for playing watching or learning about dear esther and ur opinion is shit because u like shit and the walking dead stranding feautirng norman feetus for ur average zombie show is shit

So many threads, so many posts and no relevant discussion. No ideas, no theories, no predictions. Not a word worth reading. Please let me go.

It's going to be Red Dead 2 all over again in which they add tons of TECHNOLOGY with cool features and tons of shit going on in the world but forget to make it actually fun.

It's going to be a "Deep cinematic experience" that involves slowly moving from place to place hoping something interesting happens but 90% of the time it doesn't.

i still want to play it tho

It doesn't matter what it looks or plays like.

It's literally going to sell millions because of people buying it for the celebrity names. You could slap Kojima's name on a pile of shit and it would still sell (this literally happened with MGS5).

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Please stop talking about this game. I want to enjoy it the way Kojima wanted us (the players) to enjoy it.

You can for free

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Based

The game is empty because the players will fill it up. Holy shit, no wonder why he didn't even want to reveal gameplay. Because you fucking retards are literally too stupid to comprehend the point of the game and where the fun comes from.
>bridges
>overcoming walls
>multiplayer
Holy shit you fucking mouth breathers make me weep at the state of this goddamn board. And he did this shit in 3 years. Yet Yea Forums will literally gargle Chris Roberts' ballsack.

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walking simulators are not literal walking simulators, this looks a one though. Kinda like I am Alive.

That's what I'm thinking. If DS was an all-japanese no name cast westerners wouldn't be that interested.

I'd rather the option to turn it off. Fuck some faggots bridge making the game easier then it already looks.

I'm buying it because I want to play it. No one gives a fuck about those actors. Keanu might sell some copies of Cyberpunk but women, by and large worship celebs far more than guys and women only play games to make easy money streaming it for thirsty betas. Terry crews is okay but I wouldn't waste money on Crackdown because he's in it. Arnold is in Mortal Kombat, I love Arnold but i'm not going to spend 90 to play as him for 15 minutes and never touch the game again.

The Secret World

>DS is a walking simulator

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>but women, by and large worship celebs far more than guys
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Is that a fucking joke?
Amerimutt men fucking live and DIE on the words of random celebs.

A literal twelve year old posted this. My 12 year old brother likes like this. Now I understand.

I enjoy shitting up DS threads and making them miserable because I am one sad individual. Still gonna buy the game at day one though.

You have to admit it is amazing banter.

How much of a pissbaby do you have to be to react like this?

>It's literally going to sell millions because of people buying it for the celebrity names
No sizeable audience actually thinks thinks this way, and none of these actors are that famous to begin with. You're just immensely butthurt that people like something you don't.

I wish I could take enjoyment in doing that too. I see no point in making people mad

It's a rather effective venting method that involves zero breaking of furniture, in a completely anonymous environment.

fpbp, you got em' with this one.

>”fuck kojima” written in ladders

death stranding literally plagiarizes silent hill 4

I think I do get it, maybe i'm just too much of a pussy and afraid of getting outbuzzworded

It's okay, you're anonymous and there is zero repercussions, and since Yea Forums is a very fast board, it's a perfect dumping ground to just vomit bullshit posts using the latest buzzwords ad infinitum and hope that one unlucky fucker takes you seriously. Very cathartic.

If I could find a better website to discuss shit I would immediately leave this hellhole. Just goes to show how much I hate comment systems with upvotes, hidden replies in comment chains, echochambers of only positive or negative reactions, heavy moderation and gatekeeping retards who sniff out your post history.
Getting into arguments with other people can even be fun but only if they actually believe what they're saying. Problem is, even that is dubious in a place like this as shown by .

>unironic use of pissbaby
go back

You are so fucking mad, that you are the only one of your friends that is so retarded to really go out and buy a walking simulator

Shit you're 100% correct, there is absolutely no gameplay whatsoever in DS. None. Nope. You don't even get to control you character AT ALL. You just walk in a straight line for 20 hours and that's it. Holy shit I was blind and now I see. Thankyou so much for making me see the light.

its actually art fwiw

>he got PTSD from the GG days/twitter
Tough luck buddy, but I just call it like I see it.

5%

You only buy what your friends buy? Are you a 12 year old

seething faggots, the GAME will sell well and do extremely well with reviewers, enjoy the shit you have :)

Lol game sucks

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All of those (You)'s. holy shit based user putting the mirror to triggered hypocrites and shitposters

lol why are you so angry?

The posts that get people to seethe the most are the ones that are undeniably true.

>NTR

NTR affects people on this board because when they crushed hard on a girl or went out with some skank, surprise, she ended up sucking on another man's Big Red One.

BUT CAN I WALK AROUND IN THIS GAME?

At least there's no pride flags.

God damn the people who keep hating on this game are actually even more annoying than the supposed "shills." Regardless, it's seems like the popular/plebian opinion here is to hate DS and being the high-IQ, contrarian that I always am, I guess I have no choice but to love DS

Game looks like shit though, but okay.

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The only thing I don't like is how similar the gameplay looks like to MGSV, everything from the empty open world, character movement, stealth, time forwarding and the enemy outposts were giving me flashbacks

who said that?

why are you guys so mad? its not like you have to buy the game yet for hours you are seething and raging and boiling. unless you lived under a rock for the past year and pre ordered it without thinking, you should use the energy you're expending to be mad and do something productive like idk, play a video game