Borderlands 3

How do you know this stuff already? The game isn't even out yet and I thought the early copies couldn't progress past a certain point.

well, the games ending has already been leaked youtube.com/watch?v=s9QDORRiUO8

Ending has leaked and Ava mentions Maya is dead at the end

T. Baha was the only worthwhile character in the entire franchise.

oh great, thank god. Brick must take the flag and lead the Vault Hunters

Don't let the Gamer Gators fool you, almost all of us work in the gaming industry.

Is the bad guy in this game really some 00's emo looking faglord that streams on youtube gaming or something?

>Gaige not even in the game
If there isn't another playable cute girl DLC, I'm not touching this shit.

>Gaige
>cute
Confirmed for not having played the game and only looking at porn.

Oh I played it. youtu.be/OKiQrSAPnls

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Why the fuck is Tannis a siren bro

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>Final boss is a bullet sponge on a tiny arena for 20 minutes

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Does Salvador/Axton/Krieg show up at all?

>Our game has a compelling story because we kill off characters you played 100 hours as for little to no reason

Is this the new 'the protagonist's parents are dead and he's out for revenge' adolescent idea of compelling writing?

Actually makes a lot of sense killing the sirens since this means others will be able to show up. If not for the limitation in simultaneous sirens I doubt any of then would die and we´d have a butload of new sirens showing up

It's a Borderlands tradition for the final boss to be a disappointment.

Lilith was great before they butchered her character for the sake of 2's story.

>They killed cute loli antagonist
Not even going to pirate this trashfire of a game now

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Yeah but at least they had the decency to be over in less than 5 minutes.

Every Borderlands boss is a disappointment.
The only good combat is fighting hordes of enemies while underleveled.

literally every BL1 VH got butchered in 2. Except for maybe Brick, and to be fair it's hard to fuck up "Loud Angry Man that punches everyone to death"

They're doing the thing toy companies would do in the 80's with their cartoons. Kill off characters so they can introduce new characters to make it "fresh."

oh, so its the true form of the boss from BL1?

>cute loli antagonist
Literally who?

Why fucking do this Gearbox?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THISSSSSSSSSSS

Why didn't they give her a hijab Yea Forums?

>hamerlock is now gay
What a progressive and totally not forced relationship he has!

Pretty sure he was gay in BL2 anyway. As far as I'm aware Moxxi and Tannis are bisexual too.

>now

fuck off, gaige is ADORKABLE

Any word on the other vault hunters from 1 or 2?

He was already gay you simp. Fucking pay attention to old game dialogue rather than searching for things to get mad at.

He was introduced as a fag pretty quickly in two

Wasn´t he aways gay? I kind of assume everyone in this game is gay or bi since they´re all a bunch of degenerate psychos

The population on Pandora is 95% male so a large amount of them had to make do. Remember all the quests about finding porn magazines that's why.

Lol it’s called Pandora because it’s crazy and chaotic :3

Gaige was the GOAT

he was always gay. he was talking about an "old Boyfriend" back in BL2

dumbfuck

Brianna Wu

I like how casually you are implying that just because women are bi, its completely normal for a guy to be gay. Brainwashing level 100. Achievement earned.

What's the problem OP

he was always gay

she clearly got a hold of the technology that can steal siren's powers. EVERYONE CAN BE A SIREN NOW. JUST FUCKING STEAL IT

Damn girl

>this is your brain on /pol/

Those buttmad fans in the comments are priceless, imagine sending death threats over borderlands spoilers.

western entertainment industry really likes to do this in this decade. they have to kill old characters to introduce new characters that will do the same thing as the old characters

>Kill off best and sexiest girl
>Final boss is shit
>Lore breaking plot
>Shit previews
Glad I swerved this game

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Don't do drugs.

What a woman.

>this level of weeaboo

>generic anime voice
>OMG SO KYUUUTE ^_^
neck yourself

You are just so accepting of degeneracy by now you can't even see past it anymore.

hammerlock have always been gay

Make Brick a Siren right now! He'd be the prettiest.

>cool hip wine aunt, the character.

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>Lore breaking plot
elaborate

user, gays aren't even the problem anymore
They've been surpassed by "Those who shalt not be misgendered"

She's supposed to be a parody of a typical weeb teen you niggot

Sirens were supposed to be unique and mysterious figures with a purpose, but now anyone can be one apparently

>Don't kill characters
>WOW NO STAKES WTF
>Kill characters
>WTF WESTERN MARVEL SHIT
You guys are retarded

Made for the BKC

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Not only that, their power can be taken away as is the case with Lilith.

Literally know one knew where they came from or why. People just assumed it had a purpose.

They could have left it at killing Lilith since that one was coming for a long time
Killing a character after they become a pseudo-mystical mentor to a younger character is just cliche
and there's plenty of characters to kill who aren't former protagonists

user the entire point of Borderlands is they're all insane "degenerates"

and hammerlock has been obviously gay for years m8, there was literally a quest in 2 about getting shit from his ex-boyfriend so sperging out now is hilarious

And how do you think that happened? Maybe by "not making a big deal" out of it?

>sitting through a boredomlands game with original voiceover
>still trying to talk shit
You have no power here.

in the meanwhile Zer0 wins
gg wp no re

Name one good thing about boredomlands franchise that's not Maya.

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>killing off best girl
>second best girl got raped and mindbroken by a dyke and is probably not in the game at all
Randy can't keep getting away with this. I hope all the pedo shit catches up to that faggot.

>he's still going

Doesn't it hurt you not being able to see flags on this board?

Kill off that fat fuck of a daughter, Moxxi had. Oh wait, she has to be the new Scooter. Also hilarious she's constantly sexually harassing you because she's a fat woman which makes it okay.

gaige

That Lilith flying "animation" looked like shit and so do all the character models. Like, Zero's straps were just textures.

>second best girl got raped and mindbroken by a dyke and is probably not in the game at all
Who?

Athena was fun to play as

You really think people play these games? We only hear about the memes to shitpost. Try to keep up here.

I understand that, but in what way is Hammerlock portrayed as degenerate? There's nothing alarming about him, he is one of the tamest NPC's in the game, his gayness does not serve the theme of the game, its just there, because there always has to be a gay one, because that is normal, because that is right.

It's called flirting, don't be such a victim.

Athena, of course. I'm still upset.

When did she get mindbroken?
Or is that the new dlc?

So they kill best girl huh
Pirating it twice

Did Janey Springs actually rape her into being a lesbian

The new muscle siren that nacnac drew as a futa.

FL4K and axton both want that though.

Tales From The Borderlands

You can decide whether they get back together in Tales

Oh that tire fire.

WHY IS HAMMERLOCK IN LOVE WITH FUCKING JOHN MCAFFEE

To add to that, I only played BL2, and didn't finish it and I didn't know he's gay, never got to these "gay lover quests". That shows even more how forced his homosexuality is.

is the midget from bl2 even in this game

Give me a reason to buy and not pirate this game

>I didn't do the quest so it shouldn't be canon
You're a laugh and a half pal.

Is krieg and sal in? and who all dies

>because that is normal, because that is right.
no. gay people deserve only death. along side the rest of the alphabet mafia

Pirating is badass

moxxy

>I didn't finish the game but I'm going to bitch about a plot point I hadn't even got too
lmao
why would you even care? sounds like pure shitposting

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Are fucking kidding me?

>I didn't get to the part of the game where it's revealed he's gay so that means it's forced.
Nigga you had 7 years to find out.
I think Borderlands is shit but you're a fucking retard and should quit while you can still consider yourself ahead

So you'd prefer if he had "btw i'm gay" references every other line?

>never got to these "gay lover quests"
So you never beat the game I guess? Or you just ignored every quest that wasn't story related.
I vaguely recall those quests being available around mid-way if not earlier.

I’ve only beaten the first game. Is Mordecai already dead by this point?

Its been a long time since I played BL2 but I'm fairly certain he makes a reference to being gay before you leave the fucking tutorial town.

It's the only explanation that fits.

Mordecai turned into an aimless drunkard in 2 before you help him get his shit together
not sure what happened afterwards

>shouldn't be canon
Quote the part where I said anything about canon.
You found sarcasm, +1 to archeology.

Troy, Tyreen, Lilith and Maya die

>It's forced onto you!
>But it's revealed through an optional side-quest in the game meaning it's not actually forced on you
There are so many other things to bitch about regarding borderlands, yet how does it feel outing yourself as the biggest faggot in this thread

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Unless he dies in 3, hes still alive.

>mindbroken by a dyke
what dyke? asking for a friend

no

I fucking hate this SJW game but hnnnngggg that ass

>you had 7 years
Not my fault the game didn't hold my interest for 7 hours.
I would prefer him not being gay.
>So you never beat the game I guess?
I literally said that.

Pretty based, Zer0 chads always win

It's hot so I like it

I liked Lilith. I didn't finish 2 before getting bored with it though so I dunno what happened to her there.

This dyke

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Borderlands is the opposite of fun while under leveled, being OP as much as possible is fun tho

I think he's just pissed that Athena is a lesbian and got married instead of being a straight waifu

The funniest thing to come out of this game is that they don't call midgets midgets anymore due to the sensitivity squad. They call them Tinks. Which, in my mind, sounds like even more of a slur. Now, whenever I see a midget irl or in media, the word Tink is going to immediately pop into my mind.
>Look, it's a fucking Tink
>how many Tinks do you think you could carry at one time
>have you ever watched Tink porn and did you bust to it

Everything bad that happened after BL1 can be traced back to Lilith being a bitch.

Seconding this, do they show up at all?

Janey is not hot in ANY way.

>Not my fault the game didn't hold my interest for 7 hours.
>comes into a thread about an old game he didn't even finish to bitch about muh forced gays like his opinion should even matter
that's a special kind of autism

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i wish that dyke would rape me

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I mean, no many people are hot utilizing the borderlands engine.
Its pretty much just Maya.

Speak for yourself.

This cinnamon roll. He's TOO perfect for the shit game he's trapped in. He and Maya should have gotten together as well, but now it's all fucking ruined.

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>like my opinion should even matter

That face looks fucking horrendous

is there a mirror? fag made the video private

>inb4 DLC all about Krieg coping over dead waifu

You can probably blame TPS for starting that, they were called Lil' whatevers on the moon. And yeah, hilariously enough, Tinks does sound way worse than midgets.

ok.

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Yeah but she's a qt. I'm not really attached to the girl, I just like her aesthetic and her fire powers because I'm a bit of a fire bug myself.

>not found

lmao

>literally gets tentacle fucked
What did randy mean by this?

user, I assure you
Once Lilith leaves the playable role, she becomes insufferable very quickly.
Did you even reach her in BL2, the first interactions have a lot of red flags.

here's your new siren bro

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Maybe they don't mention some of the vault hunters because they'll be selling them as dlc characters later.

Misogynistic humor isn't misogynistic if Randy does it!

Better die a hero, than live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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The Telltale Games series is surprisingly good and stays consistently good throughout all five episodes. Funny jokes, likable protagonists and a good plot. I dunno how they did it. It even made me care the tiniest bit about that fucking dipshit Scooter.

Even better is the fact that there are Maliwan enemies literally called NOGs

It's sleight of hand.

Are you mad because she fucks black guys

They actually had good storywriters.

footfags gtfo

How's Gaige in the game?

No, I'm mad because shes a fucking nutcase who does nothing but makes things worse.
Hell, she practically murdered the black guy she fucked herself with her own idiocy.

I played it at release and I don't remember much anymore. I remember her having a cult and her burning them alive which was kinda funny to me. I do remember her getting BLACKED by Roland then dumping her ass like a used toilet paper.

Kek

she's confirmed to not be in the game

you must have a fun life

I really can't tell if they want this shit to be less or even more offensive.

You got me there user

you don't?

Is MOLMF the most based Borderlands e celeb?

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>her burning them alive which was kinda funny to me
Ooooooh
You're a psychopath too
Alright, that makes sense.

IT'S TIME TO SERVICE MY NETHERS VAULT HUNTER

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Did she even have sex with Roland? The tapes implied she was still playing hard-to-get up until the BL2 vault hunter's arrival.

How about you blow the /pol/ nigger since you love nigger dicks so much. Fucking faggot.

They're not real people, m8.

They both liked each other but couldn't keep the spaghetti leaking from their pockets long enough to make it known to each other. Everyone else knew

>outed Yoteslaya as a fat hack he really was
Absolutely.

People who saw the game leaked:
What happens to Rhys? Or is he just forgotten?
Is Fiona in the game? What she do?
Is Lilith still an annoying cunt?
Anything else from Tales from the Borderlands?

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WHERE IS THE ENDING, FUCKLEY

Thats just what you've been taught user.
Burning people isn't a problem, becuase they're not real people
Soon the definition of "real people" in your brain will be reprogrammed.
You're being brainwashed user.
I'd watch yourself.

Some are mentioned or have cameos but that's it

It’s private, did any of you degenerates download it?

but almost everyone in this game is gay

The only reason I was even looking forwards pirating it. Now there's no point to bother.

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Firsr 20 levels or so deals Rhys and Maliwan's hostile takeover of Atlas. Sasha is a framed photo on Rhys' desk. I don't know anything beyond that.

no mirror yet but the plot is
>final boss is 30 minutes long
>lilith gets her powers back
>immediately flies into the great vault to sacrifice herself to save Pandora

MoLMF is the most based e celeb period. He does the thing he does very well, and doesn't suck on corporate dicks for clout

Shit, man, I'm sure I'd feel bad if these game NPCs gained sentience when the Matrix happen but until then... keep the fire rising.

JUST

Pandora is not worth saving one bit

Next thing you know, someone going to convince you "Oh that person is an NPC"
"That person is an NPC"
"That RACE is all NPCS"
You got the /pol/ virus hard son.
Run, run while you can.

who or what is the final boss?

Rhys is actually one of the better off characters really, aside from how badly it goes for him at the beginning of the game.

He's bros with Zer0, the CEO of his own company, helps you out a lot in the first arc of the game and gets to chill out with Vaughn at the end

Imagine having sex with her for the first time and she goes DAMN BROOOO NICE DICK

Codex version out?

What is even the story in borderlands?
I only played the first one and it was pretty much just you chasing for some legend of a Vault that just consisted of some alien beast. And then the second game seems to not have anything to do with that at all.

user, you're starting to talk like an NPC. I'd best be careful before I come around with a flammenwerfer in your neighborhood.

so Fiona just went poof or some shit?

>lilith finally fucking dies
A small silver-lining but I take what I can get, at least there's a little justice left in this world
>it's le heroic sacrifice
As long as the whore is dead I take it, but I would have preferred her to be killed by players.

And you've proven my point for me
Check
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd mate
Thanks sweetums.

she

I've been found out!

What VLAN do you guys reccommend using to play shit like this? Hamachi is quite laggy, and tuungle and evolve are dead

>Lilith is a horrible person!
>why?
>because she's a bitch against evil people!
?????

AHHHHH WHY DID YOU SPOIL IT YOU FUCKING BASTARDS

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the new loli fuck that stole Lilith's powers, she merges with a beast from the vault and thanks to some "sirens burn away to ash when they die" 1 liner she might come back later

vpn

Fucking finally

Reminder that Borderlands 1 is the game that made 'shilling' a term on imageboards at all and anyone saying anything positive about this dumpsterfire should be treated as highly suspect.

...with the goofiest face you can imagine while she's flying, like somebody farted and she doesn't want to ruin the moment by mentioning it so she just keeps going.

Is the coalburner girl gonna be in the third game? Sole reason why I'll consider playing.

i want a Tyreen gf now

Example?
No wait lemme guess
>J-jack is evil!!

>first audio tapes you find in BL2 is Jack sadistically killing people and taking delight doing so
>"n-no he's just misunderstood"

she dies

I'm doing my part.

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I don't get it.

F for your shitty game.

>...with the goofiest face you can imagine while she's flying, like somebody farted and she doesn't want to ruin the moment by mentioning it so she just keeps going.

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Not like the player character doesn't kill hundreds and hundreds of people sadistically.
No, but Jack is the one who's evil.

what happened to my nigga zero after BL2?

Works for Rhys in Atlas

Sold out.

He's alive and works for Rhys, he and Maya get special treatment as opposed to the others cause they actually show up

My interest was pretty minor after 2 and pre-sequel, but now it's gone entirely. Fuckin what is it with videogames and the number 3?

how did her actions lead to rolands death?

Okay story is shit, but what about the gameplay? Anything new?

Years of build up is hard cause it's also hard to have any decent pay off

Still waiting to see a mirror of the end scene, cant be bothered to play but want to see how shit it is.

So did ANYTHING come from that alien at the start/end of pre-sequel?
Or was that just dropped entirely

Slag is gone so it's better then 2 by default. Also there's guns that are basically class mods

Wew

>KRIEG'D
What?

Random stat on all weapons with damage modifiers at any level in Borderlands 1.

+400% damage with a rocket launcher that fired all rounds (eight of them somehow), on a level 5 weapon cleared everything.

don't you know that any woman that is not a submissive princess is a big bitch and should be blamed for everything?
She dared to have an opinion so it's her fault people died

he's literally paid to be Rhys' best friend
goddamn his cybercocklust was amazing during the ToTB finale

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so she dies? good.

Krieg was in love with her.

MIRROR FOR FUGS SAKE

>killed off without Krieg there to valiantly die by her side
Shit game.

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I wonder why they wrote Maya out.
Lilith I get.
Must be a white person thing.

He does. Stop getting baited by shitposters

>dies saving a shithole

yeah it fits.

>Gaige not even in the game
what about the other B2 vault hunters?

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>not Fiona
SHIT GAME BELONGS IN THE TRASH

They were jealous people liked Maya way more then Lilith and cause she wasn't blacked like lil either

Why are all new female characters brown/black and look ugly instead of cute characters?

Personally I'd dick tyreen buts that's just me

This, she was just a hot jessica rabbit archetype in BL1 -- 2 changed all that for the worse

because there's not enough diversity
that's also the reason why they killed maya and lilith

It's beyond retarded to ignore Fiona, Loader Bot and Gortys. Fuck this game.

I wanna fuck that thicc loli robutt

Black bf, m8. Roland was my main so I never understood the hate for Lilith

It's literally just Zer0 and Maya

can someone tell me the new VH's sexual oritentations? writer-offical canon only please

heard that robot is pansexual or some shit, gonna assume the human dude is a fag, and i bet the two chicks are butchs right

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So, in the end, is the robot a male or female ?

do they even explain what the fuck happened to Fiona and Rhys at the end of Tales?

Bloodsplosion chains never get old

>pandering to the shitty forced romance in the previous game

fuck that i'm not even going to pirate this

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robot is non-binary
make sure you don't misgender it on the GB forums either, you'll get banned

Fuck off burch

>best girl dies
>outlived by FUCKING LILITH
God DAMN I hate Randy so fucking much.

How do you even refer to a non binary robot? lol

hahahaha so that was true then wow

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I still have never seen anyone explain why Lilith is a bitch

That might be the greatest offense here. There's something infinitely endearing in a character risking life and limb to protect someone canonically more powerful than they are, Kreig deserved to have that moment.

Does Krieg appear? Also is Zer0 kill?

I use "it". Because it's a robot.

There's a Jack/Nakayama-esque character that's obsessed with Rhys to the point of wanting to take over Atlas so they can be friends.

Some leaker said Axton shows up but I doubt it

Zero is fine. He's right beside Rhys in the final sequence.

Krieg appears, he's now trans and zer0s gf. He also kills zer0 near the end

No and no. It's just Maya and Zero. Rest of the BL2 cast is MIA.

Axton was fun.
I used him the most.

Man I wish I can see the whole story and spoilers in video

Mashers

Non binary.

>No and no. It's just Maya and Zero. Rest of the BL2 cast is DLC.
ftfy

Are they at the least mentioned? Like an audiolog saying "oh yeah they're off on planet X doing mission Y for us" or are they just casually not mentioned so whoever is writing the DLC that incorporates them has maximum flexibility

Why aren't Xbox users streaming the whole game? It's available to them

>Zer0 and Maya are the only ones returning
>this is somehow a tragedy
Axton was just a generic soldier dude and Salvador can fuck off.

>"Oh, almost forgot, she's my mom. So you treat her right or I'll bury you where I buried Lucky. Yeah, I killed him, don't act all surprised. I told you I was gonna do it."

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>introduce new siren
>they go out for some girl time
>she mindbreak rapes them with her 13 inch black futa cock
muh

do they just write character deaths to be edgy? even in bl2 roland's death was retarded because it's a world where everyone dies constantly and respawns because of new (You)

Tina

Fionafags BTFO

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>Missing out on the wonder that is Gaige and Axton from the TPS dlc
youtube.com/watch?v=G-Z4QTurB-w

I don't know. It feels like people would get offended by that too. Maybe FL4K could tell us what pronouns should be used

I keep forgetting they killed him off in the Telltale game

so, the only out of controlled environnement PR they did (which was to throw a bitch fit that ended in the ban of several people) was for nothing, it is irrelevant.
I didn't expect anything good from them, but I at least though it ended in a reveal.

Thing is Maya dies halfway through, so it's just zero. It would have been nice to have sal and the British bitch could have easily been swapped for Axton. Gamers would have more attachment to them anyway as opposed to her

>It feels like people would get offended by that too
How is that my problem?

it was a net good, none of the banned people were good

Everyone in Sanctuary liked Roland, just not enough to shag him.

Is it cracked yet?

His VA was one of the producers at Gearbox and he actually requested they kill Scooter off. He had health issues (throat cancer I think?) and wanted the character to get a proper send-off before he wouldn't be able to do the voice anymore

Bullshit. He should have a picture of both sisters in his desk

Good. Fuck women.

Did I miss something in my playthrough? Fiona and Rhys were just buddies, he always wanted her sister.

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Well, Lucky did ruin his momma's girl parts, so he had it coming.

>It feels like people would get offended by that too
if people are "offended" because of the use of a word on a fictionnal character, they should just go fuck themselves and make sure they're removing themselves from the gene pool as soon as possible

How does Maya die?

For a game series that never took itself seriously, the devs sure do

Hold onto the flower, tell Sasha there's someone else you like. You can give it to Fiona

The shipwars between Rhyshafags and Rhyionafags got very autistic while the game was coming out, some of them still haven't gotten over losing

if people are "offended" because they get a comeuppance for being rude and inconsiderate, they should just go fuck themselves and make sure they're removing themselves from the gene pool as soon as possible

I miss Tales so much. The only Telltale game I truly cared about.

>Rhyonafag making shit up in desperate support of their ship against canon
See what I mean? Sad really

I don't know if I want to play FL4K first or Zane. Which should I go for, bros?

I always tell fiona I'm interested in "someone else"

Tyreen kills her halfway through

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The curry one.

Wait, the telltale game is actually relevant?

It was such a great experience. The credits song is still bittersweet to listen to
youtube.com/watch?v=GIV8ZcDB8ps

Zane cause streamer fags are all playing fl4k

Up until today there was no loser

Yeah, it always has been
Scooter dies and they crash Helios onto Pandora

Sashafags were always the losers because they had dumpster-tier taste.

It has the best writing in the series so I don't see why not. They should have nabbed the writers to work on 3.

Me too. Too bad only two characters from tales showed up

>being rude and inconsiderate
>to a fictional character
kill yourself you fucking niggerfaggot

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>that ad
Subtle supmatto reference

Is it cracked yet?
Randtard shitford deserves no share of my dosh

Intensely relevant. It's actually one of the best Borderlands games from a story perspective.

The opening is so trash, holy fuck.
>here's moze, she shoots stuff
>here's fl4k, it shoots stuff
>here's zane, he shoots stuff
>here's amara, she shoots stuff

As long as Rhyonafags were happy with the single line scrap they were thrown at the last second (something Telltale admitted they only did to throw the rabid shippers a token gesture) then sure. Gearbox have also stated before that if a Tales choice was going to affect BF3 then they'd go with the most popular choice, which Rhysha was by an overwhelming margin

He's a poof upper crust brit. What wasn't screaming has had cock in him at least once.

borderlands has more dead main characters than game of thrones
what went wrong?

The world and setting are kinda good

Lilith. Fuck off faggots.

Gearbox, as usual.

Borderlands has a story? I kept playing 2 for Jack's jokes.

>it

HE

Where is Moze without helmet and porn pics of Amara abs covered in cum

HAS

it's a robot.

>roland
>maya
>lilith
>???

Anyone got a pirate?

NO

GENDER

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Scooter
Angel

yes people in this thread are fucking retarded

BEGUN

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>scooter and angel
>main characters

TRANS FLAGS, AGENDER FLAGS, PINEAPPLE SHELLS
DILATE, TRANNY, OR YOUR WOUND WILL SMELL

It was the most popular because it seemed like the only option. I'm sure people would be torn between Sasha and Fiona if they were both explicitly portrayed as potential love interests

Based tentacle bro

Jack

Gaige.

Jack is the villain nigga

Jack is a hero.

>the climax of the previous game was trying to save her even though it's her fault that Jack turned evil and that Roland died
>we don't even get to kill her
BL2 would have been infinitely better if playing TPS had allowed you to unlock an alternate ending where you help Jack kill the Vault Hunters and Moxxi.

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LILITH DIES
MAYA DIES
TANNIS BECOMES A SIREN
ENDBOSS IS TWINS FUSED WITH DESTROYER

Yeah but one wasn't a potential love interest, it was just thrown a bone at the literal last minute to please the angry shippers

slowpoke.tif
post it in other threads, not in the one actively discussing the spoilers

Imagine carring for story in BL
Moze and Amara porn when

Jack. Dameon Clarke's performance alone puts him above the entirety of the franchise's cast.

Get off the Yea Forums John.

Why in every Borderlands you play as the bad guy?

Are those the only big points? Any other noteworthy twists?

JACK IS BACK

for real?

Tiny Tina comes out as trans. They hold a party for her. It takes up like two missions.

Shit, why didn't the team for Borderlands 2 just use this design for Maya? Maya looks much better with longer hair.

>ftm
strong and brave

if that actually happens your mother will die in her sleep

The worst part is that I can actually kinda see this happening.

>spic/faggot/retard
Who gives a fuck? Brick or suck dick.

She looks like the retarded cousin of Chloe from LiS.

prease understand
making long hair not look like shit on playable characters is too much work for gearbox

If you burn the coal, toy pay the toll.

I don't think there's a single good person in this series to be honest.

Should I play big muscle girl or robo man?

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the worst thing is that i cannot tell if you're serious or not

boredomlands threads are the same as sekiro threads
shilling

sekiro
>everyday thread about " oh wow this game hard wow so good pls buy" when its just a game about memorizing patterns

boredomlands
>lets pretend Yea Forums cares about this franchise that somehow in every non-shill thread gets shit on for being boring as fuck

Sure, but that doesn't make it less valid. They made a lot of changes to the original story (I guess most of them were because of budget/deadlines), so why not include something like this too? Anyway, I'm mostly disappointed we don't get to see Fiona and Sasha and reunite the TFTB characters in BL3. Anyone could see they would go with the Rhys/Sasha romance, so I don't get why anyone would be disappointed now,years later

Damn, that’s pretty based.

It sucks that I can't tell if you're joking or not.

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Is Tannis evil? Like are they setting her up for the big bad?

Third option: don’t play it at all. Best option.

DLC villain.

I'm disappointed we didn't see Fiona and Sasha too, all of the Tales cast are better than pretty much the entire cast from the actual main series. Maybe Gearbox were insecure about how shit their characters would look next to them

So who is BL3's Salvador? I take it FL4K is the weakest.

FL4K is the streamers choice

Everything went right

only because
DUDE
PETS
LMAO

moze seems the weakest, her gimmick is transforming into a mech that doesn't even benefit from her equipment
it's like as if axton turned himself into his wet noodle turret

I CAN'T BELIEVE ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS DOWNLOADED THE ENDING VIDEO AND REUPLOADED, FUCKING CUNTS

I wish

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Plz you already know that Fiona will be the first DLC vault hunter. I mean she's voiced by Laura Bailey, you think they'll just let her slide

>show a bunch characters in the trailers
>that's literally all the characters we'll see in-game
DAMNIT, BITCHFORD

Wait how are people playing? I thought it comes out tomorrow.

Reviewers get to play early.

Do they shed any light on who or what Zer0 actually is?

>this game is already forcing people to come to terms with the fact that this series was always shit

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Damn, well at least I can avoid spoilers. Any clue on game size? Is it over 100 gb?

>Game isnt even out yet
God you fags really don't play games, hope you enjoyed watching you're favorite streamer/YouTuber

55ish GB

Less than 60

Guess I’ve got to uninstall some games and start pre loading for tomorrow. What time is it tomorrow?

Why am I so cold when I get out of bed

people already know it's shit, Borderlands is more akin to a guilty pleasure

Big muscle girl so I can play big robo girl. We are playing together right Yea Forums?

sad to hear maya dies, can you piss on liliths grave?

He's Abe

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No. She dies a heros death by sacrificing herself for Pandora.

I don't think they're willing to pay a lot for VAs. Look at how trey treated Troy Baker.

>private video cannot watch

>that feel when she was the original concept design for Lilith

Why the fuck would you want to save pandora? Its 99.99999% murderous bandits

I like how the skill trees and end-game are good this time around. BL2 skills trees fucking sucked, and UVHM was genuinely Rain Man tier autistic

Because Pandora is full of good resources and propels technological advancement.

GASP
She was worshipped as a GOD????!?!?!
That's sexist!!!!!11
It's supposed to read GODDESS
REEE

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It actually is true.

To be a contrarian

So wait the game is also short enough that reviwers finished it in a day?

No. There's an embargo at a certain point.

It's a fun 3 hours.

Most reviewers rush through main story missions.

I want to buy it but I really don't want to support epic. But I have no idea how to pirate

I worst girl Sasha in it?

Game is 30-40 hours long, they just got review copies weeks ago

You can buy it off of humble dude

Jokes on you I never cared for the story. I just wanted to play as a gunmancer or mecha dude or whatever wacky gun shit the borderlands series provides.

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Does that give money to epic? I still have to use their launcher right?

Epic is getting money regardless. Stop trying to avoid it if you aren't going to pirate.

any game that you buy that is made in Unreal Engine gives epic money

>Roland
Straight
>Lillith
Straight for Roland
>Mordacai
Straight, Birdfucker. Give him a Harpy Moxxi and his boner would bust open a Vault
>Brick
Slab
>Axton
Bisexual
>Maya
Straight
>Salvador
Pure and Celibate.
>Zer0
???
>Gaige
Straight
>Krieg
PUT THE FUNKY IN THE WHACK BONE! I'M GONNA DO VILE THINGS TO THAT CARCASS
>Athena
Gay
>Wilhelm
Robotsexual
>Nisha
Straight like a whip
>Claptrap
Straight?
>Jack Double
Straight
>Aleria Hammerlock
Probably the reason her brother is gay, She ruined girls for him
>Fl4k
None, Because the writers treat him as non-binary as a robot despite a male voice, male attitude and making Claptrap straight by building a girlfriend
>Zayne
Narcifilliac. He will only fuck himself
>Amara
Probably gay
>Moze
Probably straight, but has installed a dildo in her mech and is probably a shut in,

>can't play as Tina
More like press F for this fucking game lmao

>Jack's dead (twice)
>Maya is dead
>Roland is dead
>Scooter is dead
>Angel is dead
>Lilith got to go out a fucking """hero""" despite being the villain of the entire franchise
>best girl Gaige wasn't even mentioned
>Krieg wasn't either
>no one was but fucking Zer0 of all people and Maya
So BL3 is definitely killing off the entire fucking franchise, yeah? Not even DLC can fix this fucking mess.

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>Harpy Moxxi
What

Welp guess it's time I learned how to pirate then

Dude just wait six months, it'll be on Steam with actual content and bug fixes.

Maya is asexual

>waiting six months to lose out on hype
Damn Indon’t know

Game's using denuvo, so you might need to learn to have some patience first.

DUDE
TIME TRAVEL
LMAO

there i fixed it

making more room for diversity I see

I mean, given how eridium works, it’s not impossible.

>>Jack's dead (twice)
So it was confirmed crushing the ECHOeye is the canon choice?

>being hype for fucking BL3
Dude, just play through BL2 or Pre-Sequel again and your hype will die right the fuck down and you could easily wait another six months. This game is not worth giving them a god damned cent until the DLC starts coming out, which should be about when it drops for Steam anyway.

Just wait.

they could just make an avengers dlc where you assemble all the stones for the IG and snap everyone back to life :D

Playing through the game, I just noticed how fucking long stretching this joke is.
>Scooter asks you to help Lucky so he can kill him later, so you go and save him at his Bar in the Dahl flatlands
>Later in Knoxx DLC, He mentions that and had killed him
>In Borderlands 2, the Hodunk and Zaford fued ended after Scooter killed Lucky because Lucky was a Zaford and Scooter was a Hodunk (Ex-member)

>Canonically, before you killed either side... A Zaford (Lucky) fucked a Hodunk (Moxxi) and neither side knew.
>During Luckys wake, you can find an image of him on the Toilet where you find him in BL1. No one else uses that model in BL2.

Also, Remember that Moxxi had 4 kids if you listen to Dialogue. Her husbands include
>Tector Hodunk
>Mr. Shank
>Marcus

HE HAS NO RACE

BAHAHAHHA

>People trying to "spoil" a looter shooter story.

lol

Moxxi has kids and still looks like that? Honestly impressive.

Make Moxxi a monstergirl and Mordecai would fuck

GUYS WAIT FOR THE STEAM RELEASE DONT GIVE EPIC YOUR MONEY!!!!!! STEAM GOOD EPIC BAD!!!!

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Moxxi birthed Ellie, think about it.

What is the ETA for a cracked version I can pirate

>Scooter is the son of Moxxi Hodunk and Tector Hodunk
>Ellie is the daughter of Marcus Kincaid and Moxxi Hodunk

I can wait an hour

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THE EPIC GAME STORE IS A DISGRACE

Nobody knows an ETA. It uses denuvo so it might take a bit.

I mean, yes, but also the game is a buggy fucking mess and not worth shit without some bug fixes and DLC fixing it's gameplay anyway.

You might as well wait for the Steam release to even fucking pirate it, honestly.

oh god

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Given that it's denuvo, it might be a little bit.
But, given that it's boirderlands, it'll be one of the faster denuvo cracks we've seen

they literally have no clue how or why people like and play the games and are trying to just repeat what worked the last time.

they pretty much just needed to do a game on a different planet with different characters but they're just going to make another game with the same beats that makes even less sense and falls even staler. i know people are literally telling gearbox 'we just want more of the same' but that's a terrible idea and anyone with any managerial sense would know that

Ellie is Hodunk, as stated by her in 2.
Now when are the other two being introduced?

>Tector Hodunk
so Scooter is an incest baby?

this is your brain on gay

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they did not

based. Rhys and Fiona are cool as friend dynamic

Do I need to have played the previous games to play this one?

One of them took the other's name.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

if you think its acceptable for broads to flirt with unreceptive men you've got issues

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Don't waste your time with any of them.
There are many better games to play.

so did they make her thicc? whats up with that chin

can a LilithFag please explain why Lilith isn't a bitch? Wasn't she cruel to Jack before he was even evil?

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Nah, they all play the same and the plot has always been lame

Name 2 better loot based shooters

>before he was even evil
Jack was always power hungry bastard. He just stop give a fuck about hiding it and went full nuts.

That's disappointing. I didn't necessarily like to see Jack again but it would have made Rhys more interesting

Why?
Are you under the impression that "loot based shooters" are the pinnacle of gaming?

Zer0

They're the final evolution of FPS, so yes. They are the pinnacle of gaming.

>start pre loading for tomorrow
>pre loading
user, I...

Based.

These threads are revealing which anons actually have friends.

Pardon, Got it mixed up.
>Jimbo Hodunk is Scooters father

Also, We don't know how old Ellie is since Borderlands 1 to 2. We just know she left when they fled to Sanctuary... Plus, she has the Girth of Marcs so I would reckon Scooter is the firstborn and Ellie is the youngest.

Moxxi has probably 2 dead bandit kids with Mr. Shank as well.

absolute cringe

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Buttcapes the game.
Literally trash.

>playing looter shooters for the plot

Should be around two hours after NA release. Don't forget to thank Tim.

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>gearbox mods banning you for using the wrong pronoun
>boogeyman

Jack was always evil, retard.

>no re apparence of anyone else from Tales besides Rhys and Vaughn
I'm glad we at least got to see them, but I'm kind of shocked they didn't even mention Fiona

so who is actually fun to play?

Do Vaughn and Rhys interact at all in the game?

Gauge and Krieg are two of the most popular player characters in the series, and they know it. They left them out of the main story on purpose, so you'd miss them and buy their DLC campaigns.

No, but they meet in the credits

*Gaige

Definitely.

Reminder that Fl4k has they/them pronouns and if you misgender him on the forums you will be banned. Keep your bigoted thoughts to yourself losers.

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>him
What did he mean by this

Goddamnit.

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MOOOOOOOODS

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

I'll use the it pronoun

does athena show up?

nisha is bisexual

youtube.com/watch?v=Zd9muK2M36c

>harassing poopdicks and their enablers
Loads of fun desu

How can a robot be non-binary when they are by definition

you find anything out yet?

>Wanted to play le robot man
>Find out about this
Zane it is.

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It's supposed to be a the whole "more than just ones and zeroes" thing Short Circuit did or something. Gearbox was just trying to be clever by hamfisting idpol shit again.

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Well I'll play as wasteland dVa

apparently she's not that good

>FEMINISM IS AWESOME
Please don't remind me of that shit. I'm so glad that game burned and died.

Who?

being a faggot for the sake of bait is still being a faggot, friend

Would a robot ai not be purely binary?

Scooter said in Bl1 that he has a brother/uncle, so one of her husbands was her father.

To be fair, that line sounds worse out of context than it actually was in-game. You see, he said it exclusively after killing a female character. The implication was that he loved feminism because it gave him the justification to kill women as freely as he killed men.