>Max Payne
>Max Pain
Max Payne
Woah
>Duke Nukem
>A duke who nukes them
>Dick Kickem
>A dick who kicks them
>Tobias Rieper
>Reaper
Lucas is the master of these
>Porkins
>He is fat
>Team Fortress 2
>Team Fortre
>we fighting for the trees
>Starsector
>you're the star of the sector
>Crazy Taxi
>Taxi driver drive like crazy
>Bam Ham Yum
>Hams are Yummy
>"The pills would ease the Pain"
>Runescape
>Run Escape
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>?????
Can't figure this one out bruhs. Care to help me out?
>tomb raider
>the one who braids toms hair
Zh.D.A.L.K.E.R.
Russian for waiting, because you need to wait for a long time before a new game releases. And then wait some more before they release the version for westerners, because let's make Russian players beta-testers.
god this thread is awful
>awful
>from awe and full
>this thread is full of awe
Right you are, buddy
Keked
:joy:
Based
Based
Kicks who?
>shotgun
>shoot and gun
>a gun that shoots
>Alan Wake
>has to stay awake
>Monster Hunter
>a hunter of monster
>splatoon
>you fight in a small platoon
>you want to cum on cute inkling girls
>Battlefield
>they battle on fields
It's a country full of Donkey Kongs..A Kong Country..
>Serious Sam
>has to remain serious despite ridiculous odds
>Mad Max
>He mad
>He name Max
OH SHIIIIT
>Dragon Quest
>you go on a quest to kill the dragon lord