Just torrented this game because it looks cool but I dont wanna support anti-Christian devs. What am I in for?

Just torrented this game because it looks cool but I dont wanna support anti-Christian devs. What am I in for?

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I hate you so much

Remember when Yea Forums was anti-religion?

You're in for a life of painful idiocy.

the fact that christcucks actually think theyre in good company on this website is disgusting

OP needs to suck a fucking bullet

I also hate you.

why is everyone such a faggot these days?
IF GAME IS GOOD => BUY
IF GAME IS BAD => DONT BUY

Its that simple.

Fuck off back to /pol/ you faggot

religion is bad
religion is a lie

i just pirtate shit and i dont fucking lie to myself about it i just do it because i dont give a shit about devs i dont have to do mental gymnastic. WAGIE WAGIE go back into wasting your life away on those sprites just for me to yoink them last sec FOR FREE

>anti-christian
What ?

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sneed

Jesus's resurrection is a hoax, he was removed from the cross before he had died. Also no modern religion even attempts to offer an explanation of pre-judaism religions or of all the competing religions on the planet. If you take religion seriously then why aren't you curious why they ain't the first show in town? How do you guys believe this stuff?

>Also no modern religion even attempts to offer an explanation of pre-judaism religions or of all the competing religions on the planet.
Isn't the explanation simply that they're wrong and satanic lies? Are you 12 to have never heard that before?

Mods. Arrest this child.

>Worshiping the Jewish blood god
>2019 CE

They cannot claim that other religions are lies if there is evidence they existed before Judaism. Also how do you know your religion isn't the satanic lie? Especially with all the child molesting priests.

>Also no modern religion even attempts to offer an explanation of pre-judaism religions
explain what exactly?

>ameriturds
>being christians
you can stop now

he thinks penance is a christian concept

>expecting critical thinking from literal brainwashed drones

I'm not even a LE EPIC ATHEIST NECKBEARD but that's pretty easy desu

>Yea Forums - Trolls
Don't forget where you actually are.

It's not anti-Christian, just anti-Catholic which is a good thing because Catholics are cucks.

>They cannot claim that other religions are lies if there is evidence they existed before Judaism.
Are you retarded? Of course they can claim this. They can claim it all they want. All they have to do is invent narrative for why their religion is newer, IE "I was spoken to by a true god and he set me straight about the true history of man"

Like, seriously, this is some grade schooler logic. If you're older than 12 and you still haven't had these ideas destroyed, that I can only guess that you don't really talk much to people.

try reddit :)

A shitty thread

The church does less diddling on average than the rest of the population. It shouldn't do any, but that's the world we live in.

>your character uses the power of Jeezus to kill the baddies
>anti-christian
Its the Binding of Isaac again, christcucks just have the shortest attention span

>tfw catholic and don't give a shit
Dumb zealots who can't take a bit of banter or parody are the most boring people alive and are completely missing the point of the religion.

/pol/ is full of christcucks tho

I'm glad I lived to see the day that newfags get to tell everyone who was here before 2016 to go to reddit.

amazing how any discussion about any game can be entirely avoided these days based on the most superficial things. im aware OP is probably baiting but most threads about this game get hopelessly derailed. so is it good or not?

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>same thread
>same shitty bait
just kys already

Oh, I never knew you pronounced it as "sword". I've been saying it wrong this entire time.

It's a decent metroidvania. Not the best, not the worst. I'd wait till it's like 15 bucks or lower. The only really standout things about it are the artstyle, which is fucking gorgeous, and the setting which is pretty unique as far as vidya goes.

We had this thread already

no you're right let's all just become mudslimes instead

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How bad is the supposed clunkiness I keep hearing about? I'm willing to forgive that if the gameplay is decent and the environments really are good.

They cannot claim that and be taken seriously. I know there are plenty of 'people' mentally bankrupt enough to convince themselves of such a thing, but it is not a real argument. You have to already be a Christian to believe it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortification_of_the_flesh
But that is an aspect of christianity.

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This is why I believe in the God Emperor of Mankind.

>They cannot claim that and be taken seriously.
That's not really for you to decide, retard. It's for the general population. Considering cults like Scientology had massive numbers, I would think they were taken pretty seriously. Especially by outsiders trying to catch their dirty acts to save their victims.

Making a backhanded claim of "Hurr there are dum people in the world" to try and circumvent this isn't going to work when it's the truth.

I'm playing the game and I have no idea what the clunkiness is supposed to refer to. The only thing that bothers me is that it's too easy to grab to ledges accidentally.

In my opinion, it's not nearly as bad as people are making it out to be. I do wish it was more fluid and a little less floaty, but it works for what the game is. There are a few frustrating parts due to the game having instakill spikes/pits, but I don't think it's enough to take a bunch of points from the game.

But that was just another phase, not at all superior to any of its alternative phases. It was not holy, it was not something to be protected, it was not valuable. It was just a phase; according to its own views, arbitrary.

If you are christian you should very much support this game.

fuck catholicism
Just fucking look at this building, they are so obviously evil as fuck

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w/e makes you feel better m8, now return to /r/atheism :)

>imagination is bad
>imagination is a lie
this is what atheists sound like
nobody likes the "stop having fun" guy, especially when he thinks the people his ideology kills deserved it while the people my religion kills don't

why are americans so dumb

>"normal" christians get triggered when zealots are criticized
>"normal" athetis get triggered when fedorafas are criticized
The horseshoe continues proving its existence

Apparently you're the dumb one who can't recognize pasta that has been posted every single day since the game came out.

>americans
>christians

The truth is the truth, regardless of what the general population believes. It remains that there is no logical argument for Christianity to be the one true religion when so many others have existed before and after it. "Satan's lies" is a circular argument, it only works if you already believe the religion and even then there is no justification for how they know their own religion isn't the lie.

No one cared what anglos think

Christians are supposed to seek out non-Christians in order to spread the word of God.

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You are all a bunch of big gay faggots.

>being an atheist in 2019

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I, too, am too ass-pained to just enjoy a video game when made by people who don't agree with me on every subject.

Yea Forums is a christian imageboard
youtube.com/watch?v=bu5FAQzN1DY

>It remains that there is no logical argument for Christianity to be the one true religion when so many others have existed before and after it.
Except this isn't proof in and of itself that it isn't the one true thing. The "correct" and "true" story isn't necessarily the one that comes first. Your entire principal rests on this one item, and it doesn't really flow logically.

I feel you! I love some good ol gaming but this one frightened me a bit with its imagery. My husband works for the church and he'd definitely not be okay with this game.

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>what is the shroud of turin
get fucked kiddo

8ch died so all the people from /christian/ have probably come to this website now.

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Honestly its pretty good.
There were a couple things that made me wanna get my bible, but I powered through and took in the gameplay for what it was. My mother would kill me if she saw me playing this game, so I definitely had to hide the shortcut on the desktop lest she kick me out of the house again.

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Yeah i remember when every person on Yea Forums was an atheist. Every single one. Its weird that now every single person on Yea Forums is a christian

Stop being a faggot and just admit you stole it becuase you're cheap. It's okay to be cheap and not want to buy something.

It's okay, I just pirate it because there's really no reason to give your hard earn money to mega corporations. Fuck these guys.

The other religions are the proof that yours isn't real. Humans are superstitious creatures and every tribe develops a priesthood, the actual beliefs vary but tithes and sacrifices for the priests always occur.

Many religions do it though nigga.

>The other religions are the proof that yours isn't real
imgine being this retarded

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It's one of the best games I've ever played, to be honest.

Jesus isn't white. God isn't white.

Christianity has become Paganism Evolved and it is a central Hub for Western Culture. With out it. Western Culture dies. And people will flip f'n shit when WC gets too injured and the consequences will never be the same.

Bros, send help.
Ghost ladies is fucking my anal

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Big brain take: All of the pedophilia in the Catholic organization is men preying on boys, but the only angle anyone reports on this is child molestation. What nobody is allowed to notice is that there was no pedophilia problem until they allowed homosexual priests.

>t. atheist (jew)

>/pol/ discovers pepe the frog
>/pol/ calls it kek because they're 50 year old authentic boomers and they don't wanna be related to "young stuff"
>Gen Z discovers Yea Forums when Trumps wins
>Gen Z thinks /pol/ is cool and they want to know about this Kek stuff and WowJack thingy
>Result= Gen Z era Yea Forums

thats not what the historical documents say

tfw you realize god exists

Not at all. This recent pearl-clutching proddie bullshit is the phase. Agnostic atheism is the default in the civilised world.

quit being so antisemetic goyims

90% of the shit you think you know about pagans doing christianity first is a total disinfo lie. Let me guess you watched zeitgeist. Kek

No i don't remember that, even that guy from a christan videogame review website used to post in here

Anti-christian? This shit makes Christianity look cool as fuck.

I'd like to see your numbers on that, because they probably won't check out.

it was true, the meme is only because a bunch of high ranking people did it and covered it up and fedoras jumped on it to criticize religion

It should be easy to produce numbers on this.

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The *tips fedora* psy-op was massively successful. SJW faggots only wish they could change Yea Forums that well but the left can't meme.

That's actually the smallest brain take of all time if you actually think the molestation didn't exist before they started reporting it, but that's to be expected from a pea brained theist. After all, blind faith is kind of your calling card

>What am I in for?
You already know that mr. "dev"

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Yea Forums was never really anti or pro religion. Just innsuferably contrarian

Protestantism is the greatest blight ever set upon Christianity

>the left can't meme.
People keep saying this when the biggest memes on earth are 100% left.

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Well to be fair they are waaay less hated than the Jews the niggers and of course the SJW…

I don't see the problem? There's more evidence that there is no one true religion than there is that Christianity is the one true religion. Burden of proof is on the Christians for their claims.

Ghost ladies from the nunnery?
First, dodge well. Having a wall between you and her helps immensely because it autoblocks her quick laser attacks.
Second, they teleport two spots at a time, so deal with them individually (if you can). Hitting them makes them to forcibly teleport to the other spot.
Third, make sure you are not bothered by ground enemies. I recommend using the wheelie magic to deal with them first and take care of the ghost ladies.

Good luck

But wait, Catholism isn't all about loving Jesus?

Yes, people and things change, retard.

The world wasn't even half as cucked and degenerate 10 years ago. Some crazy shit happened.

It's time for some fucking christianity to make a comeback.

>Burden of proof is on the Christians for their claims.
you're the one attacking a system that worked for thousands of years, I aint got to do shit faggot

>SEETHING PROTESTIKEKS

You are just mad that catholics aesthetics are so superior they inspired this amazing game.

Another word for Satanists. They're led by Demaro who seeks to destroy the Neutrals

Cringe.

>/pol/ hating christians
Libtard zoomer

the difference between memes and propaganda is that memes contain truth, while propaganda does not

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Catholicism is the one true church Jesus founded . Outside it there is no salvation

Lmao, friendly reminder that christians are just another offshoot from sandniggerism. Think about that for a second.

Christianity and paganism are equally BS. I am talking the REALLY ancient animist and polytheistic religions.

I also pirated it. why do you justify yourself to a bunch of strangers on the internet

>implies that Christianity is the only religion
What about Buddhism, Taorism, etc?

underage alert

What I hate more than paypigs is pirates who try to morally justify their act, you pussies aren't real pirate chads.

>"Muh cristianity"
>browses Yea Forums

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What of all the other systems that lasted to today? Why are you not Buddhist or Hindu? With your immortal soul on the line you really can't afford to be wrong.

jesus is a jew

I'm not sure you are serious, but I am and was looking into it. The devs claim the game is not anti-religious:
siliconera.com/2017/08/11/blasphemous-developers-talk-sources-horrifying-religious-imagery/

using christian themes is not anti christian, nor is it blasphemous

ironically, it's the complete lack of truth that makes propaganda more capable of mobilizing massive numbers of people than memes can

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>Why are you not Buddhist or Hindu
because I was born in the civilization built by christianity you dumb dumb
and you're going to compare the civilization built under god to the one that shits on the street and bathes in shit rivers?

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This and same

>thousands of years
1700 years at most, if you count Constantine as a start. Shortly after, Rome fell to ruin though (although not really through Christianity's fault), but by the time Europe was getting its shit sorted out, the Great Schism happened and Christianity just kept on fragmenting. Considering that, I wouldn't call it "A System", what with different denominations going harder at each other than at people of entirely different faiths.
Arguably, the whole british brand of protestantism was the most successful, since the countries under its umbrella had the farthest reach, but it's also one of the most out-of-the-way and least bothersome versions of Christianity by design.

>Mudjews instead of Christ Jews
There is no difference really, same god different cult.

>Buddhism or Hindu
They aren't the same?

The ones that crack a lightningbolt?
The rapier harlots?
Or the kamehameha wights?

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You are mixing up your fat men and your elephants there.

The paganism and MUH NORDIC HERITAGE faggot is late today.
Varg is probably disappointed in you.

>n-no you are dumb because... hum... because you aren't here 24/7!
'kay user

catholicism is the third worst denomination of any religion on earth, right behind mormonism and scientology, and we would lose nothing of value if every cathedral on earth burned to the ground

the only time there is any equality of power between propaganda and memes is when the propaganda leads people so far away from reality that they start dying in easily preventable ways, so ludicrously that the tiniest grain of truth starts literally saving hundreds of lives just by being posted on an anonymous Mongolian beard crochet forum

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Please watch your language, this is a Christian board.

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Thia board is /pol/ tier level.

Mate in Casanova's memoirs he mentions how in France he catches a member of the clergy pulling his pants up as a young boy leaves the room and the guy's only excuse was "dude I'm not into that I was only trying it out". Sex abuse has always been a thing.

>fragmented
>anglo church
it was still a system under the same rules, enforced by the faith

You say this when the entirety of Islam, Anglicanism and some really whacky brands of Buddhism exist.

Martin Lurther should have been burnt at the stake

I didn't post on /christian/ but I saved tons of pics of Christina and I'm always looking for opportunities to use them.

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I am too lazy to read this thread, anyone tell me what happens when you get all the bones and cherubs, I've done the game but can't be fucked in getting the 1 I've missed on both

do you remember beating the shit out of an elephant man in Asura's Wrath?

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I am talking about religious beliefs not civilizations. How can you be confident you haven't been tricked into following false religion? The whole "we forgive you for your sins no matter how bad" thing seems like something Satan would come up with to get more people to sin. Buddhists perform more actual miracles through intense meditation than I've ever seen from Christianity anyways. Some of the shit these monks can make their body do is nuts.

amen

Well you can blame Catholics for running the most corrupt organisation on the planet by the turn of the 16th century. If it wasn't for the reformation they'd have never bothered to do the counter reformation.

Tell that to Emperor Ferdinand the Second.

They aren't both identical?
Can someone explain religions?
Im a alien and i don't understand earth.

this, in turn, makes memes having any power at all the surest sign of a civilization about to die

truth sounds like hate, to those who hate truth

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Don't know about cherubs, but bones get you alt skin, I think.

Nice falseflagging you stupid nigger.

Christianity is all about making you subservient to a all powerful being
There is nothing more cucked than that.

>Buddhists perform more actual miracles through intense meditation than I've ever seen from Christianity anyways
we had a guy come back to life
>How can you be confident you haven't been tricked into following false religion?
there's this thing called faith

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Faith?

way to lay your bias right out on the table for everyone to see

Why don't you choose to have faith in Buddhism instead? Also Jesus ain't coming back it's been 2000 years.

You can't beat an all powerful being, why wouldn't you side with it?

>we had a guy come back to life
You can't even definitively prove that he lived or was a singular person and that's with the most pedantic bureaucratic machine on this planet until the 20th Century. The romans documented how many nails the used and yet, no documentation of him or his works at all. The best you can get is people talking about a rumor decades later and thousands of miles away.

>Its the "Protestants don't understand their own faith" Thread again.
Don't you faggots have a mega church to be donating to or something? Instead of not understanding what a penitent is? Or what Blasphemous means in context?

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Soul-like Byzantine Orthodox inspired game, when?

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Ignoring the fact that there is zero evidence of his existence(which only makes the thing even more cucked) it is because freedom is always preferable towards submission.

>no documentation of him or his works at all.
So the gospels don't count because they're religious, is that it?

>Half the game is fighting western knights that were called on to help reclaim the lands, but instead decided to plunder and pillage randomly

Zoooooooom zooooom, that's the sound of Yea Forums being now mostly underage retards who came here during the election to make a shit board into a liquid diarrhea full of maggots and rotting puke board with their countless low iq "troll" threads (which is just them being retarded anf uneducated). 500 replies and 30 images omitted incoming.

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pic related
already posted the reason
read , and so what if he isnt coming back, we're not worthy of him in the current state the church is in

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>it is because freedom is always preferable towards submission.
Based on what, ingrained American dogma?

none of those are nearly as bad though

If you don't think so you are nothing but a subservient submissive cuck. And if that is what you want fine. But you should be aware of it at least.

The gospels don't count because the have been rewritten several times.
The gospels don't count because there are several different versions of each gospel, some of them recounting conflicting events.
The gospels don't count because they aren't referencable historical documents and can't properly be dated, but evidence suggests that some of them were written decades, if not centuries, after the fact.
The gospels don't count because they have dubious authorship.
Take your pick. Or are you going to accept the bhagavad gita as a historical source?

You've yet to prove to me why freedom is inherently better than subservience. If it's so much better it should be easy for you to explain it.

>I dont wanna support anti-Christian devs.

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Freedom is kino

>a book we wrote said it was true, haha checkmate

I can't objectively tell you why one is better than the other, because there exists no such objective criteria, all I can tell you is that if you prefer subservience you nothing but a bitch.

So you can't prove it and you don't know what you're talking about, got it.

Or maybe you can just support a game because you think it's fun instead of being a pretentious shit. It's a fucking video game. Not a political rally.

This actually doesn't sound that bad to put in a game

Yes the crusades and inquisitions were a great time.

The fact that there are unabashed Christians on Yea Forums now is a good sign of how far this shithole has fallen.

No but I remember the tips fedora meme

>So you can't prove it
There is nothing to prove. Different life-styles are more suitable for different people.
If you are a submissive cuck then living life in subservience is the best thing for you.

Spectral samples have shown that there is no difference betwen the supposedly "mended" part and the remainder of the shroud. The 2005 paper is wrong.

All i here is dumb underaged larper going on about muh freedom while being a slave to the government and its law. Shut the fuck up nigger. Did you just watch attack on titan or something? Youre not free you fucking moron

I FUCKING HATE RELIGION EXCEPT ISLAM THAT WOULD BE RACIST!

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fedoras seething all day, every day, is a good thing, though

Is there even a single post about the game in this thread?

Just because we aren't currently completely free doesn't mean we have to put another shackle on our freedom.

That's the sort of thing a slimy catholic would say.

Nobody is free. It's just a matter of who you serve.

The game is fine. Kind of flat level design. The cutscenes look cheap.
Gameplay isn't a chore, though, much more Castlevania than Dark Souls.

No but a retard like you definitely needs another shackle or two beforr you shoot up a school because le jews used magic space beams to make your hairline recede.

but if i support the wrong side tyrone/nazis will rape my girlfriend(imaginary) user it's not that simple

shroudstory.com/tag/thermochimica-acta/

If you are religious you aren't switching one master for another, you are just adding another.

How can anyone spend more than a day on this site, on literally any major board, without realising the "consensus" opinions are just whatever makes people seethe the most?
Contrarianism is what makes Yea Forums tick. If calling everyone nigger faggots was somehow in vogue, Yea Forums would suddenly be a subversive anti-hate-speech site just to be counter-culture.

If you guys really aren't anti-religious, then explain me the abrahamic, buddhism and taorism.
Im just curious.

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WHAT??!

how are the boss fights?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilles_de_Rais

not to mention dangerous

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Not American so you don't have to worry.

BLESSED AND BASED

>NOOOO, UMMM YOU JUST CAN'T PORTRAY MY CULT AS A BAD THING, THAT'S LIKE TOTALLY BIGOTED AND MEAN YOU FRICKIN ASSHOLE AAAAHHHHH HELP ME JEWISH CARPENTER

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Ah i get why you hate Christianty now Mohammed.

I’ve been here since 2005 and it always makes me laugh when someone tells me to go back.

I would play games that are not Orthodox Christian like catholics or pentecostal nuts but I won't play games of tranny devs.

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>suck a fucking bullet
that's usually what happens to atheist trannies like you though
heh

They're fine. Hit it, look for telegraph, dodge backwards or forwards.
Each unique attack has a unique telegraph. There's normally 2-4 seconds between each attack. They're very basic fights.

>Also no modern religion even attempts to offer an explanation of pre-judaism religions or of all the competing religions on the planet.

Baha'i does, and it's about as modern as it gets, formed in the 19th century. Beautiful architecture too.

Islam does to a small extent, acknowledging Jesus, Moses, etc as prophets, but only with the Abrahamic religions.

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Jesus fucking christ what is it with this game and spurring such massive fucking shitstorms?

Just talk about blapshemous you fucks. Its a solid indie. Needs some tweaking but I'm enjoying it immensely otherwise.

The devs are literally Christian, you mong.

I hate Islam just as much.
I don't see how anything I wrote made you think I would be an arab.

I'm not anti-18th century Romanian literature, but that doesn't mean I have to educate myself on every detail of it. The only qualifier for being an atheist is not believing in any gods, and most of the guys that actively hate religions are just seething in general. Most atheists don't give a fuck about religion until it tries to overstep boundaries (e.g. protecting molester priests).

I don't even know what game you're all talking about?

It's funny because the SJWs don't have a single problem with the game, while Yea Forums is going nuts.

It is, it's however not an aspect unique to christianity.

That’s sad desu

remember when Yea Forums was counter cultural?

You mean Judaism :)

The cherubs I'm not sure of a reward but this happens

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Fedorafags noticed Yea Forums liked it well enough and decided to take that chance to falseflag it into oblivion

they hate anything christian so of course they're not mad

>noooooooo you weren't supposed to counter MY culture

They rape nuns too. It’s almost like abstaining from your normal biological urges is a bad thing and gives you mental problems.

>SJWs don't hate something blasphemous
Wow. What a revelation there sherlock.

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I can echo this. They certainly arent bad or anything though. They're still fun to fight. I feel like they really tried to pay homage to Castlevania with these bosses.

>No science is not the new religion, no scientists are not modern day priests. No I don't do any scientific research myself or study the papers I just read or watch snippets of scientific things online and fanatically believe them. Did I mention that I fucking love science?

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>Religion class
>You though that teaches religions
>It teaches only christianity

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What lmao jesus was a new or a brown jew

Because everyone knows the game is good with minor flaws which is why no one talks about it since everything to say will have already been said. The only thing left to discuss is lore and player guides which Yea Forums won't do since they didn't play it
That looks pretty brutal, I'm guessing it's for a 3rd ending if you don't get anything

>anti-Christian devs meme
eat poo and die retard

while science also has many of the flaws and components of religion it's also the best believe system we've ever had because it creates technology

what changed was the ability to propagandize and the technology that enables centralized control of a narrative

To be completely honest I think religions don't really have to prove themselves to be real, but actually prove that religion isn't a coping mechanism for the harsh reality we live in. If you look at it was not a dogma but an ever changing cope alot of the absurdity and schism makes a lot of sense.

I don't see many nuclear bombs built by the power of christianity.

Bro I bet you follow the law

nice try schlomo

you dont need to argue with dumb people not up to speed with documented fact

>t.

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You are all bunch demon possessed, white trash, faggots and you are all going to hell.

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>Catholicism = Christianity

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>jews created the most inhuman weapon in history
yep, straight up evil cunts

I pirate games at least.

>you are all going to hell.
Hope I'll get a succubus to torment me for eternity.

>"correct" and "true" story isn't necessarily the one that comes first
it is if god was here first.

Its literally perfect bait material for atheists and christians.

>It teaches only islam and paints it as misunderstood

based cf poster

WHITE

>477714335
>ironmarch.org
You're not even getting a pity (you) from me

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Can someone explain to me the lore of this game?

You kids are so easily baitable, holy shit

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t. buttblasted arab who can't steamroll Israel anymore

>it looks cool but I dont wanna support anti-Christian devs

GOOD!

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based dad fucking with his daughter lmao

You don't actually believe in an invisible bearded man in the sky... right user?

>Chalice of Inverted Verses

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>2004 data

>bohoo my cuckold dork souls 2D indie trash clone number 42452

>Dude who was friends with Jean d'Arc
>Once Jean is kindling a bunch of nobles accuse him of murder and being a pedo
>Those same nobles get all of Gilles riches and lands once he's found guilty

really fires those neurons

How can you give such a shit? Any game that bashes christcucks or atheist libtards is fine in my book.

God of the gaps at work once again

Can you start us off by explaining what the Christian God has over Santa Claus in terms of evidence for existing instead of scrambling for any space at all for your argument to even exist?

imagine believing you have a soul

imagine believing in Christianity and thinking Satan isn't the good guy

i know, you weren't even born yet

I only know of two confirmed endings.

I wish I was finding more sword hearts and prayers and relics. For how important they seem to be I have found three of each. Lots of empty spaces left.

I loved this movie

Why are these threads about religion and not the fucking game

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Can you point me to all the great white countries that are first world and prosperous and never had Christianity, you ungrateful, braindead subhuman?

>being this pathetic

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religion is more important, tumblr trannie

>dude just turn your brain off and have faith LOL

cause jews!

>priest blames demons
>priest molest children

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>dude turn your brain off and just believe in science bro

because the game is about religion you mong

That's because Yea Forums is full of contrarians. Atheism is the popular normie shit now.

I guess it is kinda pathetic to bully the mentally weak, I apologize.

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I really don't think there are that many relics or other perks and those spaces are there just to allude more content since the game is pretty short. Maybe the spaces are there for the Crisanta expansion

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based OP dabbing hard on gaytheists

part right
religion, like all imaginary social constructs, can change human behavior with no regard to the laws of nature, and drive us to acts of suicide, homicide, and even genocide
that's all it can do, and that's all it needs to do, to be able to cause extinction-level events not even the laws of nature can
the best imaginary social constructs protect us from wandering into the jaws of beastly bloody nature, which kills the fools that trust it without pity, remorse, or any other form of sapient thought really
civilization, the sum total of all our culture's imaginary social constructs, does such a good job of it that many people today think nature is a kind, loving, and forgiving mother, so well protected they are from the truth
but the one law of nature all imaginary social constructs must follow is, where imagination contradicts reality, reality overrules imagination
and so imaginary social constructs are powerless to protect us when we stupidly declare we can change reality with an imaginary social construct like socialism
it is the socialist civilization that gets destroyed, whenever it is pitted against the laws of nature

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>nothing eggsisded
>but then
>big bang
>things eggsid now

dude science lmao

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I hope that's not the case honestly. That'd be disappointing

I'm loving this game. The hits feel heavy and satisfying.

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No?

has that bitch fit girl uploaded this yet?

Thread de-railed in 2 posts
never change

Cranky Kong being the floating monkey has smashed the fucking star.
Big bang happened with magic and science.

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this is Yea Forums son, we talk about politics religion and women here

This game isn't even anti-christian it's anti-catholic you ignorant amerinigger piece of shit
Might as well convert to Islam if you're so mentally retarded and brainwashed

I genuinely don't understand how someone who posts things like "kill yourself you stupid nigger day of the rope when all (group) needs to burn" can unironically claim to be a Christian

The other religions are quite plainly bullshit to anyone with a half decent education. If I look at retarded shit like nigger voodoo I instantly know its just made up shit for retards. Christianity is actually incredibly coherent intellectualy and supported by actual evidence but you wouldn't know anything about that

>space
>void
>nigga literally empty
>get this shit
>IT FUCKING WENT BOOOOOOOOOOM
>woord?
>SHIT'S CRAZY I KNOW

duuude science

That's not how it works.
>everything existed in a small condensed mass of matter and eventually that mass expanded

>anti religion
>tear down all religious institutions

>all the low IQ plebs get all their morals and worship celebrities and corporations instead

Truly a new age of enlightenment, I love listening to absolute retards talk about how some nigger who throws balls said something about politics or some satan worshiping pop star told little girls to abort their children

>everything existed
how did it get there?

Christians are the ultimate cucks. Love thy neighbor, turn the other cheek and don't eat that fruit of knowledge or you'll stop being a lamb in God's flock!

>it's anti-catholic
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It has been carbon dated and it only dates back to around the crusades

IKR
being christians is all about being nice to people and shit and charity

But rabbis suck minutes-old newborn penises and nobody seems to care.

>he doesnt know

You need to just accept the concept of infinity. It always was there.

>Christians are the ultimate cucks. Love thy neighbor, turn the other cheek and don't eat that fruit of knowledge or you'll stop being a lamb in God's flock!

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>game is pure kino
>threads are full of fedora tipping and biblefaggotry
Wow thanks

Honestly looking at their kickstarter goals the only thing they barely missed was the endless mode and they don't talk about a Crisanta story but I'm not sure if seeds are present or the "persistent boss" unless he was Esdras... What % of completion are you on?

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Then what is it about?

You mean having faith?
In Science?
i dunno maaaan, it changes dogmas every 50 years or soo

gays were medically considered insane not so long ago maaaaaan

sounds kinda gaaaay maaaaaan

read the bible and go to mass

So now that the atheists have been sufficiently btfo can we talk about the game?

Science isn't a fucking religion. Of course it changes, because we discover new things constantly.

But the bible is a bunch of metaphors meant to be used as guidelines for people living back in the time when it was written.

>just accept the concept of infinity
sounds like religion to me

>should we attempt finding out how universe works using mathematics? We explained a lot of phenomenon so far using it
>nah fuck that, magical space wizard made everything
Christcucks logic. If everyone was as dumb as you we'd still be living in dark ages

>never been to church or engaged in religious activity
>but apparently all I have to do is accept Jesus as my savior just before I die and I get to go to heaven
Why wouldn't you do this if it's inconsequential at worst and a means to eternal life at best? Christianity seems pretty based as far as religions go.

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I'm at the point in the pilgrim guy's quest where he's crying at the statue in the cathedral. What happens next? I tried hitting the walls and statue.

It's been 300 posts of this shit if you want to talk about the game might as well start a new thread with a non-bait OP

Fuck jews, if you though that demons has done some shit then look at humanity.
And make it interesting they did this for themselfs and not the devils.

>for people living back in the time when it was written.
the guildlines still apply today, that is if you want to run a stable civilization

Blasphemous was inspired by the oppression of Medieval catholic culture and orwellian rue over the populace through thought and action control. The Miracle depicted in the story is the physical manifestation of that constant, zealous devotion all men were told to abide by in a world with constant death, infection and disease and no true understanding of how to medicate. The Church, despite the pain and suffering of the commonfolk, is elegant and regal, but still keeps the themes of blood, death and sacrifice at its core.

It's not really about being anti-catholic, it's simply basing it's world off of the grimdark aesthetic of Medieval culture. It's Christpunk, basically.

>a bunch of metaphors meant to be used as guidelines for people living back in the time
>back in the time

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>pascal's wager
Retard. What if a religion other than Christianity is "right"? You could go to the Hell analog for whatever that religion is regardless, then.

>but apparently all I have to do is accept Jesus as my savior just before I die and I get to go to heaven
you didnt go trough the required sacraments so thats not how it works

Where do I go after knocking down the wall for the hanging head guy? Did I miss a boss or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=qe6uqTKM_fc&t=0m46s

>accept jesus as your saviour
Isn't what catholism does this?

But these posts are all fedora cucks falseflagging.

>but apparently all I have to do is accept Jesus as my savior just before I die and I get to go to heaven

Only if you buy into the McDonalds of Christianity being that american bullshit. The real Church of God is of course the Roman Catholic Church with its VAST array of philosophers and incredibly smart people who thought about this throughout the ages being actual scientists.

That baptist shit is simplified for the average american smoothbrain

>What if a religion other than Christianity is "right"
but its not

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I say that because the use of metaphors was to pound those ideas into the heads of people who don't understand things like science or math. Nowadays you need more than just "god said it" to convince most people of something.

>Science isn't a fucking religion
it literally is

>should we attempt finding out how universe works using mathematics
pffff
hahahaah
>We explained a lot of phenomenon so far using it
LMAOOOOOOOO
>Christcucks logic
TOP KEK
the theory of the universe was made by chrisitans

Atheism as a cultural imperative has brought nothing but nihil to this world. Rational inquiry can exist without it

Explain how.

>Nowadays you need more than just "god said it" to convince most people of something.
sure, but the metaphores in the bible still hold up for living a good life

Theyve confirmed the kickstarter stuff is post launch, which is ok with me.

I'm at about 16 hours and 67.5% completion so I could very well be missing stuff. Hell, if you never use the summons from that lady, you will miss a prayer outright.

I don't believe for a second these christians are genuine. It's all contrarian larping

OH NONONONO ATHEIST BROS....

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I don't care about living a good life. I care about knowledge and truth.

So is the game any good or no? Be honest.

Equip all the toes.

Where are you at? Have you killed all three bosses before the bronze door? His next quest step is after that I believe.

>I don't believe for a second these christians are genuine
im sorry that cant grasp the concept of integrity

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Infinity is not a religious concept and I've never heard a physicist talk about it in terms of actual science.

But if you apply basic mathematics to the question of the beginning of the world and why it exists it simply boils down to the fact that 0 does not exist in nature, it cannot. If you go down to things existing or not, they can only ever exist. The world exists because reality allows it to, and you exist because nonexistence is completely impossible to experience in any way. Therefore you MUST exist and someone will always exist.

This kind of reasoning is probably what you cretins in the US mean when babbling about le infinity without a background in logic or anything even tangentially related to real science but I'm probably talking to a neet or a burger flipper.

So the big bang is actually a priest?

Filioque

fuck off church fag, kys

>Amazing, seriously incredibly art direction and artistry
>Very repetitive and boring combat even with the upgrades
>Interesting story and world
>Annoying and sometimes bugged physics
Worth a pirate for the visuals alone if you're a fan of animation

I wouldn't want eternal life in the heaven of other religions honestly. I would be going to their hell either way if Christianity was wrong. If I got sent to Islamic hell or whatever I wouldn't be thinking "damn, I should have converted to Islam while I was alive".

The big bang is a meme

>christian god is real
>creates user

who knew he was such a comedian!

It's a good time. I have been enjoying it immensely.

not only is this not true at all but it's highly fucking retarded

My point is that Pascal's Wager is flawed because it's not a binary issue. It's not "atheist or christian" and there are more than 4 outcomes.

John 14:6
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

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>BRO JUST GIVE YOUR MONEY TO SJW DEVS

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Wait do we still live in a world where playing a souls like game with edgy dark fantasy religious themes is still considered taboo?

Did I get flung back in time to the Satanic Panic? What the fuck are we talking about??

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>CE
>Literally can be interpreted as “Christ Era”

>damn, I should have converted to Islam while I was alive
well you see there's no problem here because their shit isnt real and ours is
simple

>/pol/ boogieman

also the entire website is basically /pol/ territory, we're not resetera or twitter, sorry faggot, go dilate

Proof?

>This kind of reasoning is probably what you cretins in the US
I'm from eu, you arrogant dolt.
But of course the biggest fucking idiots always have a degree to show.

but okay how about you face the opinion of a scientist
youtu.be/lO6Dv7V_jUY

/pol/fags now larp as christian soccer moms from the 90's

>this thread
Cringe.
If there anything worth talking about regarding this game outside of lore or gameplay, then it's only pic related.

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I thought 8ch was coming back soonish.

>The term "Common Era" became more widely used in the mid-19th century by Jewish academics. In the later 20th century, the use of CE and BCE was popularized in academic and scientific publications, and more generally by authors and publishers wishing to emphasize secularism or sensitivity to non-Christians, by not explicitly referencing Jesus as "Christ" and Dominus ("Lord") through use of the abbreviation[c] "AD".[10][11]

>As early as 1825, the abbreviation VE (for Vulgar Era) was in use among Jews to denote years in the Western calendar.[46]

>Common Era notation has also been in use for Hebrew lessons for "more than a century".[47] Some Jewish academics were already using the CE and BCE abbreviations by the mid-19th century, such as in 1856, when Rabbi and historian Morris Jacob Raphall used the abbreviation in his book Post-Biblical History of The Jews.[48][g]

>Adena K. Berkowitz, when arguing at the Supreme Court opted to use BCE and CE because "Given the multicultural society that we live in, the traditional Jewish designations – B.C.E. and C.E. – cast a wider net of inclusion" [67]

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gays go to hell, faggot

Based

its called faith for a reason, plus the whole ressurection thing
whats so hard to understand

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>
>>They cannot claim that other religions are lies if there is evidence they existed before Judaism.
>Are you retarded? Of course they can claim this. They can claim it all they want. All they have to do is invent narrative for why their religion is newer, IE "I was spoken to by a true god and he set me straight about the true history of man"

this isn't how anything works in the field of theology or any facet of adult life with an established doctrine and approved consensus, you absolutely fucking imbecilic 70 iq mouth breathing gamer retard. every time i read Yea Forums i fucking lose years of my life.

>but juws
You're deluded and they're deluding.
You both fucked up.

Based Xavier poster.

1st century Jewish cult combined with Greco-Roman paganism. Islam is an even shittier spinoff.

Good. That's where all the delicious demomn boipussy is

Faith isn't proof. It's literally a flawed method of thinking.
>plus the whole ressurection thing
Proof?

>just trust me dude ;)

jesus fucking cringe if i wanted to torture my eyes with le epic jew pics i'd go to /pol/ get off my board you sped

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Reminder that redditors literally listen to a 16 year old retarded Swedish girl for their end of the world revelations

At least Jesus could make you a table

All of the religions especialy christianity are retarded, the only good thing about then is that they show us that they exist, like the universe is really interesting.

god this board is so fucking shit

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Contrarianism and a genuine obsession with being abnormal or not being "cringy".
There are thousands of people that have never been to a "bad" site because group think on Yea Forums told them not to go.

>this kills the atheist
youtube.com/watch?v=Sn7QvnhJgeA

The concept of other outcomes is so infinite and unknowable that even thinking about them in life is a waste of time. I don't fully expect to make it into Christian heaven but having a chance to make it there is a much better result than condemning myself to a limbo for people who don't believe in anything.
Unless "heaven" is reserved for people of no faith whatsoever but I'm very doubtful about that.

If God is so powerful why dont he come down and show everyone he is real?

I'm waiting Christcucks

youtu.be/w6AHcv19NIc

haha yeah we should let pedophiles ~express their sexuality~ and homos butt fuck each other in the street let's just live like totally animal-like and in the moment 420 blaze it

You're arguing with 14 year olds over religion

>friend of me is a huge soulsfag
>he is also catholic
>will surely try to play this game cuz muh dark souls look-alike

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8ch will be back soon, hang in there, user.

Because then it wouldn't be a test of faith to believe in him.

dude its why this current life is a test for the afterlife
now is the time to shine and show your faith

Pater Noster qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.
God bless everyone in this thread.

WHAT GAME IS THIS EVEN!?

>H-HOW DARE THEY CRITICIZE MY FAVORITE ITALIAN JEWISH PEDOPHILES WHO HAVE SATANIC GAY SEX ORGIES WITH DRUGS AND DO MONEY LAUNDRY FOR ISIS AND MOSSAD!

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English motherfucker, do you speak it?

>Yea Forums Anything but Video Games

hey guys nice thread
but
could you help a brother out and provide some
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
MATERIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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This game is pro-Protestant and anti-Catholic. It's inspired by Martin Luther's war against the corrupt and heretical Catholic Church.

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>Yea Forums makes fun of twitter leftists for being "oversensitive" while being assblasted because a game criticizes catholic corruption and cult mentality

Only children and edgy athiests are unable to comprehend how Religion is adaptive and enforces evolutionarily beneficial stragies by proclaiming them as the will of God.
If you aren't able to take a cursory look through history and wonder "why does every tribe in history have a religion in some capacity?"(the reason is obvious, birthrates crumble under athiesm and kills the in-group's resolve by eliminating the elevated feelings of positive and negative ethnocentrism correlated with religiosity), then your brainlet ass probably shouldn't be disparaging anything until you understand its purpose.

>"Wahhh mommy made me go to Church!"

>he doesn't know about the other sacraments, especially initiations.
>he thinks a bishop will administer him the oil of the sick and recite his anointment for lasting comfort in his final hour.
At that point you're just getting a hearty prayer and a "good luck, nigger."

He sent his only son in human form to save you already.
That Happening gets reposted 2k years after

Except according to catholicism they are already saved if they simply accepted jesus into their heart.
Even pagans and non-beleivers who realized the good of christianity will suffer less in the eyes of catholicism. God is ever merciful and all that.

the graphics style bother me a bit bros
arent we supposed to be past big pixels yet?
mark of the ninja was 2D and looked way better than this, nothing would be lost if they went with clean lines instead of big huge nostalgiafag pixel style

Amen

>NO WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO POINT OUT LEFTIST PROPAGANDA IN VIDEO GAMES!!!

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>dude its why this current life is a test for the afterlife
Proof?
>now is the time to shine and show your faith
Why would I be rewarded for having a flawed mindset?

Is anything dark fantasy just attributed to dark souls?

This game is literally about pointing out Christian propaganda.

>Being a contrarian of catholicism automatically means being a communist
So this is the power of american mental retardation

So it's feels over reals?

>Heh, don't you know acting in ways your dad and granddad approve of is the new counter culture?

The current pope is a fucking argentinian commie who is perfectly okay with dismantling core tenants of the Catholic Faith if they can make it more appealing to a newer generation.
The opposite happens though, it makes them appear weak when compromising their ideals and laws set forth by God, all the while ceding ground to fater growing religions

hmmm yes demographic trends in the 21st century can definitely be extrapolated to our hunter-gatherer ancestors

>The virgin christfags
>The chad Catholichads
>so butt hurt about their chadness they made an edgy game about it
Is ok bro, may virgin Mary bless your crappy soul.

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Having sex with a hot succubus or a busty angel.
King Dedede is kino.
And thats it, enjoy life.
Amen.

calling your self Chad is pretty virgin my virgin.

In every slavic country we just say "Our Era" literally nobody says "before christ" here anymore lmao

>being anti-c*tholic makes you anti-christian
seethe more p*pist scum

Evolution didn't change and what was being selected for in the past, still is.

seething

its a tool for populational control, in practice, they just make up a bunch of fantasy lore to scare the idiots into folloeing it, while the conscious members pretend to believe in it for the sake of maintaining social cohesion.
what really matters is the part where it establishes rules for social life, often something necessary (you shall not steal, etc)

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>incel Protestantism vs Chad Catholicism

>Proof?
dude are you retarded
the fucking point of the test is to see if you believe even if you didnt see
>Thomas, now thoroughly convinced He was the Living Lord responded, "My Lord and my God!" At this, Jesus said, "Because you have seen me, you have believed. Blessed are those who believe without seeing."

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Yeah you got raped by commies haha so funny

>while the conscious members pretend to believe in it for the sake of maintaining social cohesion
Lying is anathema to me

You're essentially doing this though

This is why evo psych is a joke

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lmao nigger. It's literally because faggots in tribes didn't know what thunder and earth quakes were.
For a society to function it needs ANY idea to stand behind.
Cooming

Christcuck worship a literal kike,

>Yea Forums - We make video games related threads but we do our best to not talk about it instead we talk everything else

seething itt

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Why is God so insecure?

Wtf I love Catholicism now!?

>It's literally because faggots in tribes didn't know what thunder and earth quakes were
imagine being this fucking low IQ

Religions that treat God as a demiurge for making this fucked up retard universe are the best. We all have a spark of the divine in us passed on from God's creator, but the rest of us is made up of God's lousy handiwork.

Your grand claims require evidence and proofs

looks like I'm at the right place for some seething christfags and polaks

Is it better to be played on keyboard or controller?

>the fucking point of the test is to see if you believe even if you didnt see
The point of the test is to see if you lack critical thinking skills?

sorry for the trees pagan fag

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>Gotten Little toe
>Gotten Fourth Toe
>Gotten big toe
>Reached Mothers of Mothers
>The stupid asshole stands in front of the statue doing fuck all

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>imagine being this dense

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>Jesus
>kike

Sorry but no. The term kike refers to people who hate Christ(ianity). Calling you a kike would be more accurate

>The word kike was born on Ellis Island when there were Jewish migrants who were also illiterate (or could not use Latin alphabet letters). When asked to sign the entry-forms with the customary "X", the Jewish immigrants would refuse, because they associated an X with the cross of Christianity. Instead, they drew a circle as the signature on the entry-forms. The Yiddish word for "circle" is kikel (pronounced KY - kel), and for "little circle", kikeleh. Before long the immigration inspectors were calling anyone who signed with an 'O' instead of an 'X' a kikel or kikeleh or kikee or, finally and succinctly, kike.".[5]

Well to give him credit, ancient people didn't know about tectonic plates and electrons

Why are you invoking some esoteric definition of god?
There is zero evidence to say that one religion if true while the others are false. A discussion of deist beliefs is separate from this one.

Based! Gonna go buy it now then

As a protestant I'm genuinely not sure if I have more enmity with atheists or with Catholics. At least one side is honest about their hatred of the gospel and its followers.

That etymology isn't even confirmed

How do I get into that room on the left there?
It's something to do with either the cave or the fall down area in "Where Olive Trees Wither" but I can't figure it out...

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Cope

the point of religion isnt just about ''the sky daddy'', its traditions, knowledge that was gained trough trial and error that turned out to be required to run a functional civilisation
its the medium thats used to transfer the means of upkeeping your civilisation trough time

>gristians
>gristians bad
>reeeeeeeeeeee

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Yeah, when the age of the average user was 14. We grew out of it

You're supposed to equip them then a door opens

This is the biggest load of bullocks I've read all day, and I've been dealing with plenty of retards already.

If there's one thing worse than discussing politics on internet forums (especially Yea Forums, especially fucking Yea Forums of all places) is theology and religion. Mixing both topics into one post is just an atomic cocktail for stupid.

You shitheads should absolutely just stick to troll on social media using anime avatars, that's about as far as your wisdom and knowledge allows you.

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My issue with the pro-christian memeing is it's going to be like all the other memes where a bunch of dumbfuck normies catch on and take it seriously and then we have a massive religious resurgence. Sure, it'll be hilarious seeing everyone get triggered for a while but once you get bored with that you'll find that unlike with the other memes, it won't just fade away and die. Ironically it'll be hell on earth for you all, because you're not genuine Christians because it's not a very enjoyable lifestyle.

Catholism is not that bad, it is about loving Jesus and loving each other, while yes why do you heard shit like molesters because corruption, it happens also in christianity.
Im not defending everyone, im just saying that world is shit.

you are a man of integrity, my fellow gamer
which is why SOCIETY wants to get rid of you
so RISE UP before its too late

Yes.
I wish I could just gather everyone who says stupid stuff like this and bath them in molten iron

EVERY time you're given the proof you ask for, you get upset and refuse it because of your shitty lifestyle choices. Pic related.

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When you don't know that an earth quake is just a natural phenomena you need a super natural explanation.

The Church has always taken a "strict principle but practice softly" approach to Catholics.
The age of proselytizing is over.
When Pope Francis wrote his apostolic exhortation, Amoris Laetitia, that was definitely controversial that he in turn was presented with another document that details the heretical words he may have written, signed by some of his peers.
It has come to the point where the Pope is being accused of spreading heresy so it's definitely a hot topic.

Anyone with a brain was an atheist in 2000-2008. Then anyone with a brain saw what the abandonment of Christianity did to society and now is a staunch fundamentalist.

Could someone explain the outrage?

>Cope
>the point of religion isnt just about ''the sky daddy'', its traditions, knowledge that was gained trough trial and error that turned out to be required to run a functional civilisation
>its the medium thats used to transfer the means of upkeeping your civilisation trough time
>Is it better to be played on keyboard or controller?

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>protestants

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>muh ethnocentrism
Oh you're just another alt right white genocide schizo using religion to justify your bullshit

Take your meds buddy

Are you mocking me for not being okay with lying?

For me, it's american megachurch

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Based

Nice coping from jews in denial, what can you expect from literal cucks who love to turn the other cheek

Game critizies cult mentality using Christiantiy as an example.
It would literally be #based if it was islam but the defs are christians themselfs so they would obviously make it about a religion they actually know something about.

yeah, congrats, but we arent in the stone age anymore, religion evolved to serve different purposes since then.
good argument buddy

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>knowledge that was gained trough trial and error that turned out to be required to run a functional civilisation
Yeah, such as the daily human blood sacrifices made by the Aztecs to keep the sun alive. Can't have a civilisation without a sun. Good thing they found that out.

This is like that experiment where they taught pigeons to be superstitious by giving them food at completely random times.

the opposite, but the joke went over your head

>every thread on this game is filled with bait and shitposting
Its just average. Its not bad enough to warrant this level of shitposting, nor is it good enough. Outside of the art and aesthetics its really nothing special. I'd say the atmosphere is good but the voicework and script ruin that. By far the biggest let down (outside of how bad the threads are) is how bad the bosses are, and how visually underwhelming most are.

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was this supposed to prove something, user?

>schizo

era is the other way mr goldberg, take your 2TBs of kiddy porn with you

Now see what staunch fundamentalism is doing

>Yeah, such as the daily human blood sacrifices made by the Aztecs to keep the sun alive
and how did that turn out for them
>Can't have a civilisation without a sun
this is true though, at least at the stage of tech the aztecs were ate

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can he upload the cunny somewhere first tho
a-asking for a friend

>yeah, congrats, but we arent in the stone age anymore, religion evolved to serve different purposes since then.
That doesn't make it right, that doesn't make it necessary.
ANY ideal that people can rally behind will do.

youtube.com/watch?v=431ZWFSyEHQ

i guess the fellow niggest here is hitler then

I'm atheist yet I even see it this game is not anti-reiligious, but rather criticizes religion with a religious point of view, putting in contrast things from christianity with many metaphors

I fail to see how this game is 'anti-christian'

lige gobbunism :DDD

>people start abandoning christianity and the faith
>goverments start getting bigger
>shit starts getting worse
>global IQ starts dropping for the first time in history
>it doesnt make it necessary
we were doing better with it than we are without it

i like the black and red combo

Suuuuuuuuure, you're atheist.

>be Demiruge
>creates Earth
>creates cells
>sees Dinosaurs
>creates meteor
>sees explosion
>creates another cell
>sees creatures
>sees gods from nowhere
>holy wars
Good job Demiruge, you kino.

>being in a Jewish sand nigger cult

Yikes my dude

I don't think god cares what you do with your human currency, user.

>but I dont wanna support anti-Christian devs

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>and how did that turn out for them
Pretty well actually, until they were conquered. What does religion have to do with that?
>this is true though, at least at the stage of tech the aztecs were ate
Or pretty much any other stage. But the point, my dear user, is that blood sacrifice wasn't actually required to keep the sun turning.

so there's a god (fake) and God (real)?

youtube.com/watch?v=x9RTpw69sHw

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RELIGION IS ABOUT BEING NICE TO EVERYBODY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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So you believe being an atheist is all and well then?

>tfw this is all a huge theatrical play
>tfw god wrot the script to be as kino as possible
>tfw our suffering is justified for the sake of kino
pretty based desu

But it's still based around lies.

>Yikes my dude

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Idk where you're at specifically, but you know this game has illusionary walls like dark souls right? Whack some walls.

>until they were conquered
so it didnt work out for them, the entire area pretty much hated them and sided with the spanish as soon as they arrived
its like being immoral and doing shit like sacrafice builds up a lot of hatred and enemies

Syndrome was awesome. Character wise, chara design wise.

>still based around lies.
is it though

>draw a hard line at blasphemy
>not easily offended

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>game about murdering people
>sjw

>believe
>atheist
pick one

And of course it gets no replies as people bitch and shitpost about religion while the thread hits bump limit. What a joke of a board.

Can't wait for my supreme God to tell me how to live my life!

NIGGER you and your religion destroyed 100s of years of human progress.
you aint better than the muslims and jews.

Fraking monotheist toaster.

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Atheists threw god off the throne and put goverments in it instead
the worst thing that was done in history

not an argument

>tfw ever since I joined the Catholic Church I’ve gained a gf, lost my porn habits, and rekindled my love of vidya gaems
>tfw made it

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Facsism is better
>Pirates cause climate change

>while Yea Forums is going nuts
It's as if Yea Forums is full of contrarians or something

>so it didnt work out for them, the entire area pretty much hated them and sided with the spanish as soon as they arrived
Because the Aztecs had conquered them in turn, you doofus. Nothing to do with the human sacrifice, in fact, that was considered an honour and many neighbouring tribes believed similar things. If the Spaniards hadn't showed up, who knows how long it could have lasted?
>its like being immoral
Are you saying morality exists separate from religion, then?

Yeah, if you preach it literally and not as a metaphor.

4chin is just contrarian, now we have a lot of atheist in the modern world and 4chin become anti atheist, the funny thing is the same tips fedora faggots ruined atheism when they proclaimen themself inteligent by just being atheist

Im a nihilist thanks to you retards who copes everything.

How's the level design?

The fact that people STILL believe Christianity is bad blows my mind. After fucking everything Jews and Muslims have done? Satan truly is in the hearts of men. Enjoy your corrupt world before the second coming.

>just ignore the dark ages lol

Wow a building looks weird if you take a panaramic shot, what a surprise

Well I didn't put either of those two words together.
They are two different parts of the question.

clergy and nobility were always working together tho

>Believe in a lie
>It makes you happy
>This suddenly makes the lie true
It's still a lie mate.

More like they just didn't believe in the throne and the government went "aight" and just strolled right in there.

>it looks weird so it's evil
Dude I'm atheist but fuck off

mouth breathing ape
the west wouldn't have existed without Christ
Rome was a bunch of gay degenerate pagans and they were destroyed by other groups of gay pagans which were used as slaves.

It was thanks to Christians that all knowledge was preserved and taught to others

fascism lost the war tho

What have Jews done?

>>goverments start getting bigger

Wouldn't increasing population sizes cause this?

>>shit starts getting worse

Oh, good point

>>global IQ starts dropping for the first time in history

Oh you mean being religious gives you a higher IQ?

Goddamn the voice acting takes a shit halfway through

>Because the Aztecs had conquered them in turn, you doofus. Nothing to do with the human sacrifice, in fact, that was considered an honour and many neighbouring tribes believed similar things. If the Spaniards hadn't showed up, who knows how long it could have lasted?
The aztecs regulary took tribute from the neighbouring tribes and forced the sacrifices. It was seen as an honour only to the aztecs
the forced sacrafices were the reason the entire area sided with the spanish
hard to do, we're in them right now
yeah basically allowed for the goverments to increase size and are on their way of destroying everything about western civilisation

This seems like a discussion of morality vs truth

revolutions are a jewish concept
>the french one
>femminsm
>sexual liberation

Its alright, hit or miss. Way too few warps means lots of backtracking if you're going secret hunting.

Better than this shit thread, at least.

Histories greatest loss.

Hey guys can we talk about the ga.... oh....

>Wouldn't increasing population sizes cause this?
and guess who profits from the increased population size, especially in low IQ countries who are easily bribed for votes with free stuff.

Based

What's the deal with the foreskin thing? Why did God make his followers cut off bits of their penis?

>dude trust me, im gods son. now give me your undying loyalty
>dude its true hes gods son, here it stand in this epic book, why would there be lies in a book dude, it must be true

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No vidya on Yea Forums just smut and politics and religion baiting.

Funny how the Roman Empire declined after christianity getting introduced
Funny how those christian crusades weakened the Byzantines and they lost to turks
Dumbass larping faggot

You know that God is a asshole right?
Also, fuck jews.

fuck how many times do we have to go trough this

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nah, it was Rome that destroyed 800 years of human progress by throwing open the gates of Rome and welcoming the Visigoths, only to get the whole city raped, pillaged, looted, and burned
the Roman Catholic church actually preserved what little was left, though they also did nothing to build upon it

What did you sacrifice?

You're saying the church and government have the same function, so basically nothing changed, except people now vote for their bishops. If you dislike your government, you're either in a third world shithole, or just a contrarian.

Untill you stop telling us lies.

They killed Jesus.

Trust me on this user that Catholicism is not an easy truth.

>the Roman Empire declined after christianity getting introduced
imagine unironically believing in this

How many times must you be told that blind faith is not a virtue

>have faith
>believe without proof
>its a test
>when you die you will see the truth

you are a literal cultis m8

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His integrity. He knows it's a lie, but he did it all for happiness.
It's a lie buddy. It doesn't make any sense, I have done my research. I was weak ones too, I tried to seek community too. But deep in my mind I knew it was all a lie.

Think that was the Romans

The question of right or wrong in this context of having a sky daddy or not is irrelevant. I don't believe being atheist is any more right than having a sky daddy, I just believe religious people are even more retarded.

>Why yes, I believe in only the one life, the finality of death, that there is no divine justice protecting the world
>So I will indeed just put a gun in the goverments hand, as is logical for a man that divine servitude and expecting holy reward is illogical

what fucking lie
the point is you have faith, you can go on and cry how there's no proof, but the fucking point is that there's no proof
>dude just trust the goverment, they've got your best interests in mind.
>dude it was the big bang
>just trust us, we have labcoats on
>we dont have any proof of it, but we're sure
>now were are those tax dollars yo

nice try Kike

If god is so great then why didn't he give everyone big booby monstergirl GFs
checkmate christcucks

Religion is thought as the truth. To you it is the truth, but it isn't.

It only cost me my attachment to the sins I’ve commited. It’s a war I still fight against myself. Thanks be to Christ that he gave me the strength.

>but the fucking point is that there's no proof
hilarious that you believe something with zero proof
>now were are those tax dollars yo
hilarious that you believe the church doesn't tax

It was the one issue I was worried about during development, cause I love the artstyle but it seemed like that was all it had going for itself. The question remaining: is it worth 25 eurodoodles?

you get as many as you want after you die user

This is a Christian anime basket weaving forum, fag

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I'm skeptical of the big bang and I don't fully believe it because of insufficient proof. Man, I bet that you didn't expect this.

>2k years of christianity
>got us here

nah due just fuck it looool
we have science and pornhub and internet dude

I'm onto you Gaius

You misunderstand, my point was that church and state are equally untrustworthy.

...the religious institutions my dude lmfao. Just replace "free stuff" with "salvation" (i.e. itsfuckingnothing.jpg). It's even easier than what you're implying and you give away much less.

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>You're saying the church and government have the same function
they can, both involve using imaginary social constructs to alter their underlings' behavior and make them do things they would otherwise refuse to do
government is a more advanced kind of religion that tries to avoid declaring war upon the laws of nature, usually seeking counsel of experts before taking any dangerous action
religion can do the same, though the obstinacy of the oligarchy that always winds up leading them usually results in a crusade against a more powerful opponent that gets them BTFO more than a government with any sense of responsibility to its citizens

the only people that are opposed to Christianity are the ones afraid or unwilling to face their sins

namely fags and jews and whores with 5 abortions

simple as

>dude just trust the church, they've got your best interests in mind.

What about the 4000k years were there wasn't any Christianity?
Why don't those count?

Brother I’d love to have an endless argument with a fella whose bitterness consumes him or I could point him to research the five ways of Saint Thomas Aquinas and offer a prayer for you.

sure, but only one is actively trying to destroy our civilisation and the other one built it
yeah except the people who follow the way to salvation dont have an affect on how the country is run simply because they're the majority

>the only people that are opposed to Christianity are the ones afraid or unwilling to face their sins
You can say anything. What makes it true?

>dude, just trust the state

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