Be sniper

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>be huntsman
>scout runs directly towards me in a straight line
>nail his head
>he respawns and does the same thing
>nail his head
>he respawns and does the same thing
>get accused of aimbotting

>posting about Valve games
Gross.
Play more Fortnite. It's better for you.

>DOC, C'MON MAN!
>No!
>Frickin' unbelievable.

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Someone called me a hacker when I was sniper once, not because of headshots, but because I got melee crits on him a lot.

based vaseline

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MEDIC

>That spot on sawmill where you can directly watch spawn through a 4 inch hole in the wall
God save the MEDIC!

Are you talking about the rooftops? I think you can only get a piece of the porch no one goes to, and it makes you vulnerable to a brain damaged pyro

@477702761
@477702770
Man I remember when people at least tried with bait

THOT EXTERMINATOR REX

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lemme just take a nap right here...

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>playing sniper
>pyrofag W+M1 towards me, catches me on fire
>headshot him and kill him while on fire
>FUCKING HACKER BITCH

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TF2's ragdolls are always worth the frames. They're part of the game's comedy.

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Thats pretty fucking funny, holy shit

>Playing Demo
>Fighting off flankers near the point
>Team about to cap point one
>Run back and call medic
>"Im not going to heal players who don't do the objective"
>Only heals his boyfriend who just kamikazes last point the rest of the game
>"AHG! Why is no protecting me!"

Why are medic mains giant cunts?

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those are usually actual girls who are stuffed up one guys ass

>be sniper
>slow ass heavies run through a narrow corridor
>head shot them over and over
>"i think user is hacking"

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It's not fair bros...

>playing Payload or 24/7 Dustbowl
>only heal people on the frontline
>if they fall back say "I can't heal you if I can't see you!"
>when charged, "I got Uber, who's got the biggest balls?"
>Uber the first guy that volunteers regardless of class
>if everyone is a pussy I Uber the first guy I see in front of me regardless of class
>yelling hype on the mic the entire duration of the Uber charge
>ignore unusual wearers, overheal stock guys first
>pocket pyros, engineers, and scouts
>when I get back to the front from spawn say, "alright who needs mama's milk?"
Rate me, am I virgin or chad

good casual player.

You're Stacy the annoying slut.
Now go back to sucking dick cuz that's all you're good at.

that spy must be in heaven

>muh overwatch

naw, one of the snipers has a razorback

>HE SHOT ME THROUGH THE WALL
I absolutely hate this claim so much, it's not possible, even with hacks, to shoot anyone through a solid wall in this game

Spy players who are your favorite characters to disguise yourself as. For me it's the Pyro and scout. They never see it coming especially the scout since it's so obvious that it's not obvious

>pyro
>dick

Razorbacks are enough to kill my boner. Just the sight of one gets me angry as hell as a spy main

Thanks, I leave the meta mindset for 6 PUGs. Casual is all about having a good time
I've never thought about changing my gender identity and I am male.

>see someone running
>trace him behind a wall and headshot
>"You have been banned from the server. Reason: hacks :)"

Your playstyle is too personally charged. You seem to be playing with a massive chip off your shoulder and it hurts the entire team because of it.

In other words, you’re a typical medic main.

>Not learning how to pistol spy
Git gud, there are plenty of workarounds if you face a razorback sniper, they sacrifice their middle weapon slot for that shield, which makes them very vulnerable, they can't suss you out with Jarate nor can attack via smg, all they have is their primary and knife, you have a fucking gun, use it.

it's just that a backstab is more satisfying

I can pistol kill just fine, but nothing is better than a juicy backstab. It’s not fun to just sit there and shoot them, hoping they won’t know what the fuck is happening.

This.

That sounds reasonable, I think I use aggression over the mic to verbally push people to be as aggro as I am. I'll think about your post next time I play comp and see if that habit is bleeding into my meta game too cos I don't want that to happen.

>hardscope in an otherwise useless corner the entire 60 seconds before the round
>second the gate opens
>shoot other team's sniper in the toe for 125
a good job mate

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I like you, but you're too unpredictable and shitposty. Bring more of that energetic attitude, less of random ubering and buffing.

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I'm a medic main and I don't play like that. That was just a cunt.

As a scout main, I'm never even remotely convinced by scout disguises. Your speed's different;"why would a spy choose the only class they can't replicate the speed of?" Is what I always think before I gun them down for such a bad plan.

Cringe but redpilled

>tfw a fucking sniper with a pocket on his ass appears on the other team

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Scout disguise is useful to evade headshots. Spy still retains his original hitbox. And it's one of, what, 3 disguises where spy doesn't lose speed?

You can usually distinguish medic gfs from actually good medics from their ability to crossbow you.
Disclaimer, some medic gfs are actually good medics.